Scum, Horsefuckers. I believe Sam used it in the Committed Indian which made it instantly popular here.

de-Toilet! Place smells like the trough urinals at Wrigley.

I’ve been using Detwat as a standard over the years. It’s good to expand the vocab though and all of the above seem very reasonable to me.

We need to recognize that we are all in this together, as Hawks fans, and we need to work towards a common goal.

Uh, yeah…..I don’t need your hope. Thanks. And I’m cute so I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about mouth breathers . Maybe if you stop letting those mullet mouth breathers cop a feel all the time and treat you like a lady, you might get some respect.
Anyway. I am a Hawks fan. And have been one since I was 11. I’m not much into "winners, just teams that play hard and get the job done. Get over yourself.

Usually when someone starts a line with “not to single you out” they are trying to single you out. I roll my eyes when someone tries to talk down to me on a blog. So I guess both our eyes have been moving around a lot today. I don’t want your hope or approval. I just want to root for the Hawks and have a few laughs along the way. And this seems like a place where I could. At least I am entertained while I am at work.

But the jorts thing, yeah, that is true. Not much I can do about that……

Fuck Detroit in the eyes with their gay dad’s dicks.

Douchenozzles? (or perhaps I missed it)

Thanks again to the Committed Indian for making my vocabulary to colorful!

BTW, I’m not cute, I’m hot. In that overweight, old frumpy housewife kinda way. ;)

to call them “scum” is that some of the wings fans really really hate it. And pissing them off is always fun and always easy.

or Scum, Douche, De-twater, Detoileter, Douchenozzle whatever you would like to refer to me as… Face it, deep deep down (waaaaay down like an irritable bowel syndrome feeling), you really like the Red Wings, err, uh I mean Horsefuckers/Scum, and are going to miss them when their near-looming mediocrity/suckiness sets in. After a few years of said mediocrity/suckiness, you’re going to miss a good Wings/Scum team and will be kinda rooting for them to get better so the rivalry has that perfect hatred feeling to it. I’ve been secretly rooting for the Shitcago Slackhawks/Blackcocks/Jackoffs to pull it together for the past 8 years so I have a reason to hate them again.
Mr. Mike Martin, Steve Yzerman is one of the all-time great ambassadors of the game and a class act, not an asswipe. Just because he practically owned your team for most of his career, a teeny tiny shred of respect toward him won’t kill ya. Feel free to put any other Red Wing/Scum into the asswipe category! :D