Scum?
I was wondering......
Just a question. Why do you call Detroit "Scum"? I mean, my Dad and I been calling them "HorseFuckers" since I was like, 15 ( I wasn't allowed to use the term until I was older though, and can't use it around my Mom). I personally have been calling them De-twat this summer, (new favorite term). But Really, is there any legend or folklore behind this term of endearment? Thanks! Just wondering while I sit in my cubicle and watch my 20's fade away.
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Potato, Potahhto.
Scum, Horsefuckers. I believe Sam used it in the Committed Indian which made it instantly popular here.
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i think it mostly smells like vomit...
My brother and I have been calling them Deutsche Bags for years.
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by Raj Binder's Labido on Oct 8, 2009 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know of a single person in the Cubs organization who is German.
… or did you mean “douche?”
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
Much rather deal with those smells
Than be near the mullet-headed mouth breathers that visit the Cell.
And your original post gave me so much hope for you…
Chicagoan in the Lou.
And yet with each subsequent post of hers,
I fall deeper in love.
Got more soul than a sock with a hole.
oh the hypocrisy
Hawks haven’t won a championship in 48 years, does their organization smell like failure? Does the UC smell like failure? Since you only like winners, you should be a wings fan right?
Leave the biting cubs-sox comments for each teams’ respective blog, we all like the hawks here.
Failure post ……FAIL
"If you're scared, go buy a dog" - Stacey King
by Hack on Oct 9, 2009 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Detoilet, Detwat, Horse-Fucker, Scum, Team Sweden, The Evil Empire, Fucking Assholes; isn’t all pretty much the same?
by runningquicklynowhere on Oct 8, 2009 4:41 PM CDT reply actions
The Cubs-Sox partisan bickering needs to stop.
We need to recognize that we are all in this together, as Hawks fans, and we need to work towards a common goal.
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
"one goal"
..“one goal”…..“one goal”.“one goal”…..“one goal”………“one goal”..“one goal”………..“one goal”
"...can i have a glass of whiskey and a slice of bread?"
thor this blog needs your help
teach these newbies how to reply, please. You are good at that kind of thing. Look at Chisoxgirl’s last post, it is in absolute No Man’s Land.
"If you're scared, go buy a dog" - Stacey King
I have a feeling this situation will work itself out.
It’ll be more fun to observe this one.
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
Sez the guy who's been here all of 6 months.
by AirTrafficAJ on Oct 10, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
6 months feels like a lot
when you see people come in with a complete inability to reply properly. I mean, it’s almost harder to scroll all the way down and leave a comment than it is to reply.
"If you're scared, go buy a dog" - Stacey King
True,
Everyone is a genius on the internet.
by AirTrafficAJ on Oct 12, 2009 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh, yeah…..I don’t need your hope. Thanks. And I’m cute so I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about mouth breathers . Maybe if you stop letting those mullet mouth breathers cop a feel all the time and treat you like a lady, you might get some respect.
Anyway. I am a Hawks fan. And have been one since I was 11. I’m not much into "winners, just teams that play hard and get the job done. Get over yourself.
He Gone!
F*@k the Trees, Save Me!
ugh
i dont mean to single you out or anything. this happens all the time, with every sports team and fan base everywhere. but does anyone else get annoyed or roll their eyes when they hear someone mention how long they have been a fan of a certain team. like are we suppose to be jealous or upset or give you credit for being a fan for that long. Say ive been a Hawks fan since i was 10 but you started to be one at 11, does that mean i am a better fan than you. seriously nobody gives a crap. again not directed at you in any way, just sports fans in general….and maybe you.
everyone is “cute” on the internet…
by runningquicklynowhere on Oct 9, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Usually when someone starts a line with “not to single you out” they are trying to single you out. I roll my eyes when someone tries to talk down to me on a blog. So I guess both our eyes have been moving around a lot today. I don’t want your hope or approval. I just want to root for the Hawks and have a few laughs along the way. And this seems like a place where I could. At least I am entertained while I am at work.
But the jorts thing, yeah, that is true. Not much I can do about that……
He Gone!
F*@k the Trees, Save Me!
Bottom line is...
Fuck Detroit in the eyes with their gay dad’s dicks.
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All this and no one said the magic word
Douchenozzles? (or perhaps I missed it)
Thanks again to the Committed Indian for making my vocabulary to colorful!
BTW, I’m not cute, I’m hot. In that overweight, old frumpy housewife kinda way. ;)
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
Another reason...
to call them “scum” is that some of the wings fans really really hate it. And pissing them off is always fun and always easy.
what a stupid post. debating about what to call a good hockey team. i hate losing to detroit and love the rivalry, but really? Scum? Horsefuckers? I would give a lot to be able to take some leave and go see ANY hockey team.
Some of our best players have come from Detroit: Robert Lang, Bob Probert, Marian Hossa, Jason Williams. Forget the name calling and enjoy the sport.
what a stupid reply. debating about what to call a piece of shit group of cumguzzlers. i hate losing to detroit and would love to see them in the basement of the western conference, but really? Scum? Horsefuckers? I would give a lot ot be able to take some leave and go see ANY hockey team beat these twats into the concrete under the ice.
Some of the biggest asswipes in the history of hockey have come from Detroit: Johan Franzen, Kris Draper, Steve Yzerman, Larry Murphy, Vladimir Konstantinov. Forget the whining and enjoy the name calling.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Oct 10, 2009 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Whoa
Since when is Jason Williams one of our best players?
by AirTrafficAJ on Oct 11, 2009 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions
I guess
That makes Kopecky our best player ever. He scored a shootout goal.
by AirTrafficAJ on Oct 11, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Horsefucker fan here
or Scum, Douche, De-twater, Detoileter, Douchenozzle whatever you would like to refer to me as… Face it, deep deep down (waaaaay down like an irritable bowel syndrome feeling), you really like the Red Wings, err, uh I mean Horsefuckers/Scum, and are going to miss them when their near-looming mediocrity/suckiness sets in. After a few years of said mediocrity/suckiness, you’re going to miss a good Wings/Scum team and will be kinda rooting for them to get better so the rivalry has that perfect hatred feeling to it. I’ve been secretly rooting for the Shitcago Slackhawks/Blackcocks/Jackoffs to pull it together for the past 8 years so I have a reason to hate them again.
Mr. Mike Martin, Steve Yzerman is one of the all-time great ambassadors of the game and a class act, not an asswipe. Just because he practically owned your team for most of his career, a teeny tiny shred of respect toward him won’t kill ya. Feel free to put any other Red Wing/Scum into the asswipe category! :D
Thomas Assholmstrom
Counts as a festering cock wound.
by AirTrafficAJ on Oct 11, 2009 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Blackcocks?!
Are you sure that’s an insult? I mean seriously. Blackcocks. That just awesome. Big black dildo right to the face of Datsyuk. Blackcocks FTW.
Scum is funny
But I have to admit I don’t get all fired up saying that. I don’t hate the team as much I hate the mouthbreathing douchenozzle fans who come here only when you win. I actually appreciate that you and Norris come here with a decent sense of humor about it and generally reality based outlook on your team. It would have been nice to win the other night, but quite honestly, I was much happier watching the intra game bitch reversal that happened with the flames. I think Phaneuf is a major crusty cock wart and am happy to see any team of his go down in….Flames. When we do finally get our chance, the last thing I want to hear is how we finally became like the Scum to do it.
in the end
we all hate the Flames (and Blues), so let us unite in that respect.
by Casey Richey on Oct 14, 2009 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions

























