Breaking News: Blackhawks Plan to Trade Patrick Kane for Tomas Kaberle
by Matthew Dirt on Nov 13, 2009 8:09 AM CST
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We've heard all of the rumors going around for months now that the Blackhawks have been working on trades, specifically with the Leafs. Well today I think we finally got the hint we've been waiting for from the team on what that trade will be. Check out this image found on the Blackhawks site this morning:
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This headline to crash Yahoo's server
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by El Duque's Raft on Nov 13, 2009 8:15 AM CST reply actions
doh!
is going to crash Yahoo’s server. /fixed
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by El Duque's Raft on Nov 13, 2009 8:16 AM CST up reply actions
taBruiser on the pros and cons of this trade......
in 5, 4, 3, 2, …………………
"If you're scared, go buy a dog" - Stacey King
by hackerar on Nov 13, 2009 8:19 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
His Con would be....
Why the hell wasn’t Buff involved in this trade, he’s clearly living off his playoff performance and his 6 goals and inflated 50 hits are a mirage
my biggest problem
is Buff “Bogarting” the hits……….it has really reached an epidemic level
"If you're scared, go buy a dog" - Stacey King
Yea and that F'n Kane
is bogarting all the assists too. What the F is wrong with Kaner, doesn’t he know VERSTEEG!! and Bolland want some of those assists too?
The sort of thing...
…that can be a real cancer in the locker room. I see no choice but to move him.
Maybe Rosendouche
and his douchey Rosenblog will pick this up, forget to check relevance, and immediately write his usual asinine drivel about how this trade will implode the franchise that was on the rise…and make ridiculous cracks about the ghost of Bill has come back to haunt them and blah blah stupid Rosendouchey lingo blah blah blaaaaaaaaaah!
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
Ok ok ok
so i read the top part of the headline and just stare in awe….shock…..confusion…..and i’m thinking….FUCK!!!!!!!!!…..and then i histerically scroll down to finda out it was an early April fools joke……but y’all had me…..touche…..and rosenblog is a deuche,and a tool…..can’t wait for tonights game….GO HAWKS!!!!!
bwahahahaha
At least, you know, we’re getting a D-man out of it or something, idk. I had someone ask me what I thought of shipping Campbell, Versteeg, and maybe Barker to Carolina in exchange for Eric Staal. He seems to think a 25yo 100pt center is worth losing a playmaker and maybe 2 puck-moving PP-QB-ing D-men.
Sigh. I know CAPOCALYPSE 2010 is probably happening but dear god, can we please try not to lose our heads?
I would personally buy every single one of your users ten beers if you took Vesa Toskala.
I don’t mean on your team or anything like that. You can interpret “took” however you’d like but I’d recommend interpreting it as “kidnapping” or “murder”.
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by Chemmy on Nov 13, 2009 9:08 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
Now I know what happened to Alan Bester and Peter Ing. I’m just shocked that the Leafs “took” the necessary steps to make sure they never played goal again for the Leafs.
It's never about the eventual destination, but rather the long journey and its challenging obstacles that are presented and what it takes to overcome them, that makes the taste of success all the more worthwhile!!!
NIce job Matt. Look at your calendar guys, then look at the day and it’s numerical date…it’s Friday the 13th. It’s all a hoax so relax as the Hawks would never trade Kane in any capacity whatsoever and there probably will be no substantial trades made until AFTER the Olympics.
Kaberle isn’t coming here or probably anywhere for that matter has he has one of a mere few that have produced for the Leafs on a consistant basis. Toskala? But I’m sure someone here will think it would be a great move. Sigh.
It's never about the eventual destination, but rather the long journey and its challenging obstacles that are presented and what it takes to overcome them, that makes the taste of success all the more worthwhile!!!
Kaberle is a truly elite offensive defenseman. Shame about that whole defensive zone thing.
On the other hand he scores twice as much as Soupy for half the price.
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“On the other hand he scores twice as much as Soupy for half the price.”
How I wish you would have never said that as this site is about to embark on another Campbell hate fest. Thanks a lot as you are personally responsible for what is going to happen next.
It's never about the eventual destination, but rather the long journey and its challenging obstacles that are presented and what it takes to overcome them, that makes the taste of success all the more worthwhile!!!
The only fair thing to do...
Is go over there and discuss Kyle Wellwood’s conditioning, and how Dirk Graham’s moustache kicks Wendell Clark’s stache’s ass.
HOCKEENIGHT.COM...home of FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS and the HOCKEENIGHT PUCKCAST!!!
DIRK GRAHAM HOW DARE YOU
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THIS WON’T STAND GOOD SIR
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OH, IT'S ON NOW, DIRK GRAHAM
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
my google search first results
Dirk Graham, on a button (how CUTE!)
Wendel Clark, finishing up the murder of a Winnipeg Jet, the result of which was the team becoming so scaed, they pulled up shop, changed their name and moved to Phoenix…
I have nothing interesting to say.
Dammit Fork..
you started the war with the Leafs fans far earlier than I was hoping it’d start.
by Matthew Dirt on Nov 13, 2009 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
MOHAMMED WENDEL DERKA DERKA
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
Hey now that’s blasphemy. You shouldn’t mention false prophets in the same sentence as a holy man.
Wendel would not be pleased with your disrespect.
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by Chemmy on Nov 13, 2009 10:05 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Ah fuck it.
DERKA DERKA WENDEL
DEATH TO DIRK GRAHAM
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
We’re not great at winning games but we rule at “posting on the internet”.
Moral victory? I think so.
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you gotta have something right?
A few years ago all the Hawks fans had was “longest strung together line of profanities” if you asked us about our team’s owner
by Matthew Dirt on Nov 13, 2009 10:10 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
We’re pretty good at swearing too I hope you know.
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A rabid bunch....
…I guess when you’re a Leaf fan, this is about all the material you have to work with.
I remember similar days. Good times, lot of laughs, but when you look at this from the Hawks current perspective, it’s kinda pathetic and lame. A bit sad since they’re Original Six and Toronto is obviously a good hockey town.
by cliffkoroll on Nov 13, 2009 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
You must have a short memory. Pathetic and Lame were your starting centres before Kane and Toews
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2009 10:09 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
times are good now
i’m sure the bandwagon is rife with “life long blackhawks fan” types…
I have nothing interesting to say.
I remember Pathetic and Lame
they were the worst forwards to grace the NHL. Lame to Pathetic, who always, always missed the mark. Great times.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
agreed
those guys sucked. Lame, specifically, must have had the worst hands in NHL history. Save for Mark Bell. Who has tragically drawn a paycheque from both these once proud franchises
The money that Lame & Pathetic were given
by Old Man Wirtz for just being there.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
Man
I knew the US economy was bad but you have never heard of a paycheque?
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Canada's way of kissing up to Europe...
…with pretentious and borderline gay touches like fancy spelling.
Effete.
hur hur hur "THAT"S FUCKING GAY MAN!"
Wow. Attaboy.
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Umm.. it's spelled Center..
and Kane is a winger.. I WIN!
by Matthew Dirt on Nov 13, 2009 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
Welcome to Canada, bitches. :D
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
Wherever the Leafs go, it's Canada.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
This is holy war. Wendel has been insulted.
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It's all in good fun.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
That’s what the smiley is for.
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Smilies make the world better.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
a smiley is the internet way of saying something offensive.. but saying “no offense but…” beforehand
by Matthew Dirt on Nov 13, 2009 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
Exactly. It’s like “All due respect but”
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I think the Leafs should be moved to our cooler neighbor country- Mexico
Go Mexico City Cacti Go!
And the women are hotter in Montreal.
:)
Chicagoan in the Lou.
Sure
But the dudes are douchier
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“I’m not trying to be racist or anything [first twelve pages of the KKK’s exposition on race relations].”
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Don't take this the wrong way..
but I think Clark’s mustache made him look like a member of the village people
by Matthew Dirt on Nov 13, 2009 10:17 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Not cool, dude. Not cool.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
Wait, wait! I want to get some popcorn first.
Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure! (or Twitter.) GO BRUINS! (and Wild!)
by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Nov 13, 2009 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
A SECOND JIHAD MUST BE WAGED
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WHAT"S WORSE THAN JIHAD?!?!
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Secret jihad? Don’t try your subterfuge on us.
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Animal house!!!!
SHOOOOOOOT IT!!!! Anon
by burpchelischili on Nov 13, 2009 5:06 PM CST up reply actions
absoluetly fine form, tonight Dirt.
Blogging like Kane is playing!
"Youuuu Suck, Mayyyyers!!"
by Tiocfaidh ar La on Nov 14, 2009 1:07 AM CST up reply actions
We don’t know a lot about “good players” ok?
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God
That’s just discriminatory against us.
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Phil Kessel? Jonas Gustavsson? - gulp - Luke Schenn?
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
Sorry, I don’t understand your improper spelling.
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USA! USA! USA!
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Nov 13, 2009 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA!
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
I SAID I REMEMBER
…the point being, when Hawks, just a few years ago, were wallowing in patheticism, it didn’t seem so bad- in other words, you have no idea how pathetic the Wendell Clark circle-jerk appears from the standpoint of a real hockey.
Hijack the webiste for a day with these antics- fine. But if you’re goning to engage others, do them the courtesy of reading their friggin’ posts.
by cliffkoroll on Nov 13, 2009 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
Really? You want to go there?
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As far as I can tell, I'm standing there...
…bitch.
by cliffkoroll on Nov 13, 2009 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
Chill pills
they’re for chilling.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
Oh Jesus
When did Sensitive Sally join Second City Hockey? I thought that this was like St. Louis Game Time but without three embarrassing Stanley Cup Final appearances
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I thought we were all bros. :(
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OK, I counted to 10,000
My original e-mail extended an olive branch. I acknowledged Toronto fans are good fans and indicated that it saddens me to see Original Six teams so sucky, an experience of which we have long first-hand knowldege.
I would not have wasted this milk of human kindness on, say, Nashville or Phoenix “fans”.
For my troubles, I get an ignorant and hostiile response. So, I escalated.
In closing, I merely observe that it is cute to see how unself-consciously pathetic the banter from Toronto is. Twenty cool pictures and not a puck in sight.
by cliffkoroll on Nov 13, 2009 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
it’s all part of the give and take here on the site. Learn to live by it or it’ll eat you alive
by Matthew Dirt on Nov 13, 2009 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
Agreed...
…always good to keep in mind McClure’s politically incorrect but wise counsel comparing Internet squabbling to the Special Olympics.
by cliffkoroll on Nov 13, 2009 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
Yawn
We can get into semantics but it was no olive branch and now you’re whining.
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And I see a pal of yours
has joined the whining, cliffkoroll.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
Illiterate nimrod...
…you created much confusion due to misreading my original post, and now you have the termerity, the brass, the unmitigated gall (pause while you reach for a dictionary) to pretend to be competent enough to throw around big words like ‘semantics.’
You describe my frustation at dealing wit your ignorance and mischaracterization of my position as whining. So be it.
So, I’ll keep it simple for you. You’re a douchebag. And that goes for your butt buddy Pubes too. Hope that doesn’t come off as too whiny.
As Mr. Dirt dilligently said:
it’s all part of the give and take here on the site. Learn to live by it or it’ll eat you alive
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
really man..
calm down.. just leave it at “you’re a douchebag” if you need to
by Matthew Dirt on Nov 13, 2009 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
or say something bad about Clark – they really seem to hate that
by Matthew Dirt on Nov 13, 2009 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
I don't understand what this cliffkoroll
guy’s problem is. He didn’t really have to resort to calling me and PPP douchebags.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
No kidding
Everyone knows Douchenozzle is the word du jour. ;)
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
You're right...
…man 7:30 can’t come soon enough.
We could use a button where you type a comment and put it in a cooling off bucket for an hour. This would cut my ulitmate posts in half.
Still, at the risk of sounding whiny, it’s aggravating when someone misinterprets clear prose and the thing takes on a life of its own.
Shutting up now.
Dirt's counsel...
…has led me to review my conduct and issue an apology to PPP and Kavel for stepping over the line.
We’re all hockey fans, right? And Chicago and Toronto- are there two more similar cities? Cold, flat, grey, windswept, abutting a lake.
And we all agree that Wendell Clark has a Village People moustache…so let’s just bury the hatchet.
Shake?
Apology accepted.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 5:26 PM CST up reply actions
WHAT THE HELL!
DIRK GRAHAM GREW HIS MOUSTACHE IS A SAD ATTEMPT TO MIRROR HIS IDOL, WENDEL CLARK.
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DIRK GRAHAM ISN’T FIT TO PICK DRIED BITS OF FOOD OUT OF HIS AND WENDEL’S MOUSTACHES
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Wait....its not real?
I burned all of my Blackhawks jerseys and my autographed Stu Grimson tooth for nothing?
I be on my green like Irish Spring.
I have a Stu Grimson fingernail
That was surgically removed from Marty McSorely’s orbital bone. It’s priceless.
by AirTrafficAJ on Nov 13, 2009 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
never going to this site again
you can’t treat my emotions like that after such an awful bears game
My brother is in school.
All he got was the tweet. So he had to text me and ask if this was serious. As a general rule, I don’t respond to people who text me before noon, so he can deal with the suspense for a few more hours.
It would be fun to see if you guys could start a rumo(u)r that really took over teh interwebz and see if Eklund gives it an e7trillion.
twitter.com/BlackhawksDL
That is cruel and hilarious punishment.
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Not Sure What's Funnier...
…the write-up itself, or the fish you hooked with this story.
Shout out to HawkVision for his opening:
Maybe Rosendouche
and his douchey Rosenblog
While English teachers pull out their red pens and scream redundancy, I applaud the emphasis of the douchy nature of BOTH Rosendouche himself, and quite separately, his “douchey Rosenblog.” Very nuanced…well done sir.
Thank you cliff
I did come from a journalist household, so I can spot the douchey writing and “reporting” of one Rosendouche. He doesn’t even earn my respect for writing and saying his birth name. I would like to use a different adjective, but nothing is more effective and accurate than douche. So I stick with it.
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"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
We're taking this thread over in the name of Wendel Clark
Look at this glorious man who in addition to captaining the TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS also appears to be the captain of an herbal supplement drink:
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We're takin' over. :D
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
Your taking over?
I guess when your nothing but a bunch of fucking losers who’ve decided that you’re not going to win and send out Toskala as the starting netminder tonight lose once again you are left with no other alternatives, right?
Leafs fans, embarrassing Canadians since 1926 (we’ll let the pre-NHL years pass).
It's never about the eventual destination, but rather the long journey and its challenging obstacles that are presented and what it takes to overcome them, that makes the taste of success all the more worthwhile!!!
my taking over!
also, when did this become a nationalistic pissing contest.
it’s a game…
I have nothing interesting to say.
Hawks61 is one of your people
So if he says Leafs are bad for Canada, I believe him.
What a silly name anyway- Leafs. Everyone knows it’s too cold for trees in Canada.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
I'll tell ya who's bad:
The Ottawa Senators, they’re the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked. And don’t get me started on the Vancouver Canucks.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
I’ve seen him sharing his thoughts on From the Rink and I always wonder how it must be to put up with him.
Sorry he had to be a Hawks fan.
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Looks like he's pitching boner medicine.
by AirTrafficAJ on Nov 13, 2009 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
never do that again
my heart almost stopped……..
Bob Probert: trying to escape. Searching for his happy place. Meanwhile Wendel Clark’s thirst for the blood of the innocent could not be quenched:
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Dirk Graham, you're next.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
WENDEL CLARK PUNCHED HIS WAY INTO YOUR PROFILE. GET A LEAFS JERSEY ON QUICK.
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Agreed on the Toskala bit
he’s got International experience to boot. Plus, he tries really hard…
I have nothing interesting to say.
Such a hero LUKE SCHENN wants to be like Wendel.
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Even John F---ing Mitchell aspires to be like Wendel.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
Looks more like Ron Jeremy wanna-be’s….
by Ken Doll Type on Nov 13, 2009 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
Dude, not cool.
You don’t insult Luke Schenn like that.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
Sorry Schenn was busy when you said that could you repeat yourself?
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by Chemmy on Nov 13, 2009 10:30 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Tyler Kennedy probably doesn’t remember this night because of the head trauma:
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by Chemmy on Nov 13, 2009 10:31 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
My favorite part is the “please don’t hit me again” hand.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNz11M4YaOs&feature=related
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
Schenn was just upset that Kennedy has something he’ll never get in Toronto and that’s a Stanley Cup Ring.
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at the time he didnt
There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
by Matt_Roberts on Nov 13, 2009 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
dur dur dur
1961 smart guy
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Girl in the background having a good time
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Is she on her cellphone or is she starting at OLAS’ ass?
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And Schenn's dancing up a storm
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
His -2 rating also somehow makes it difficult to hear anything
by Matthew Dirt on Nov 13, 2009 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
+/- = OVERRATED
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
agreed
but I couldn’t be bothered to go look up his Behind The Net rating or Corsi.. I’ll just assume they’re bad too
by Matthew Dirt on Nov 13, 2009 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
On the bright side
I guess Cam Barker’s -3 keeps him from hearing us laughing at him.
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Hopefully it doesn’t get in the way of me constantly yelling “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BARKER!?!” from up in the 300s
by Matthew Dirt on Nov 13, 2009 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
From our experience the defencemen can hear it best when all 19000 people do it.
See: Murphy, Larry
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We need turbans. Where can we buy turbans?
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
I know a guy who lives wears a turban and has a custom football jersey with the name “Turbanator” on the name plate.. I’ll ask next time I see him
by Matthew Dirt on Nov 13, 2009 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
Well there’s Turbanmania down on Wells, and Fashionable Headgear on Division St. Also you could try Hats R Us on Lasalle.
Actually the whole Turban district is pretty good.
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Maple Leaf Sikh?
http://www.mapleleafsikh.com/2009/09/can-you-tie-dastaar-turban-in-90.html
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Nov 13, 2009 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
Can you tie a dastaar in 90 seconds?
Probably not!
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Wendel, fresh from turning Some Chump into Zombie Some Chump
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That's a bad ass picture. :D
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
Wendel is angry that he isn’t allowed to be punching someone during the anthem.
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You people need to live with the fact that Wendy is and always will be a loser and only slight improvement over Chris Phillips as in terms of mediocre 1st overall picks. I mean…he was drafted as a defencemen and ultimately couldn’t play the position and ended up becoming a forward. It’s like drafting Byfuglien with the 1st overall pick really. Good player but not worthy of a 1st overall pick.
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Alexandre Daigle
would like some words with thee.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
hahahaha
There’s always one asshole in the bunch
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LOL Kordic for Courtnall WOOT!
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Weird. I could have sworn we made that trade with Montreal.
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now that
is a stache.
not Wendel-esque (a complete lack of handlebars for one…) but I dig it.
I have nothing interesting to say.
I think Q would like to forget his days in Toronto as would many others during the 80’s.
It's never about the eventual destination, but rather the long journey and its challenging obstacles that are presented and what it takes to overcome them, that makes the taste of success all the more worthwhile!!!
Too bad he wasn’t a part of those great Chicago juggernauts of the 80s
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Avalanche fans suggest that his most likely way of killing us is by using a lethal powerplay.
Well, lethal to his own fans.
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Power stache.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
That’s quite the soup strainer.
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what I like best about it is the consistency. It’s like once he grew it out he realized its power it hasn’t left since
by Matthew Dirt on Nov 13, 2009 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
Didn’t the Hawks go like 8-0 against Detroit two seasons ago? I remember having a good laugh at Detroit’s expense.
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not quite..
I think they went 4-0 before losing a game to them though…
by Matthew Dirt on Nov 13, 2009 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
Well it was lots of fun while it lasted.
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You’re telling us!
Right now it’s the little things always
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congrats on that 4th point on the year too..
by Matthew Dirt on Nov 13, 2009 10:19 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
It's the "Chicago model"
tank, and eventually something good will come of it.
I have nothing interesting to say.
Our first round draft picks are going to be awesome this year.
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Yeah,
like that Hall kid. Ain’t he from the Mighty Ducks or something?
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
Problem
Brian Burke is an idiot and will trade away the pick for Matt Walker.
Best you’ll end up with is Goldberg.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
Can’t wait!
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Nov 13, 2009 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
You could say it'll be a "Hall" of a draft pick.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
You’re okay in my book, Kavel.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Nov 13, 2009 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
- HIGH FIVE! -
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
also..
hope for your owner to finally die
by Matthew Dirt on Nov 13, 2009 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
True story when Dollar Bill died I texted my Hawks fan buddies with “DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD”.
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I've never dialed a phone so fast
to call my dad. Might be the greatest thing ever to happen to the franchise
Getting booed at a moment of silence in your honor is a sign of a life well lived
by hawksfan21 on Nov 13, 2009 10:23 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I just got back from
I just got back from taking my dog for a walk and the first thing my girlfriend said was “the owner of the Blackhawks died last night” and I immediately threw both hands in the air and said “YES!”.
by Matthew Dirt on Nov 13, 2009 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
yo matthew
just dropped you guys an email on something you might be interested in
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What you’re suggesting is a global wave of violence to bring an end to multinational corporate conglomerate control?
I’m in.
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Count me in, too.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
Leafs had a similar owner before Stavro took over. Don’t forget that
Resident Cook and IT Superman
Truculence FTW
Pretty sure Bill Wirtz wasn’t a child molester.
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I thought it was that the Hawks have made the playoffs since the lockout, no?
It's never about the eventual destination, but rather the long journey and its challenging obstacles that are presented and what it takes to overcome them, that makes the taste of success all the more worthwhile!!!
For the record
The Leafs are contributing two points to the “Keep Chicago Fans Coming” fund by starting Vesa Toskala.
Don’t say that we don’t do anything for you guys.
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Chicago Fans:
You’re welcome. ;D
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
ya
quick, who’s off to a slow start on the Blackhawks?
we can guarantee it’s going to be a banner night for them.
I have nothing interesting to say.
Brian Campbell twelve goals. Marian Hossa’s shoulder will be inspired by Phil Kessel and he’ll play in the third period to score eight on three shots.
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He’ll continue to “bogart” hits though
by Matthew Dirt on Nov 13, 2009 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
The Vesa Card
Accepted by struggling snipers everywhere
by Godd Till on Nov 13, 2009 10:29 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
And frequently approved by Habs fans for no apparent reason.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
The Hawks tend to make backups look like all-stars at times. Case in point, Auld a couple weeks ago, Conklin a couple times last year, Mannino for the Islanders in late March, and let’s not forget Sulander of the Zurich Lions. So nothing is a given with the Hawks, but with that said I do love our chances to finally blow someone out of the UC this year.
It's never about the eventual destination, but rather the long journey and its challenging obstacles that are presented and what it takes to overcome them, that makes the taste of success all the more worthwhile!!!
That's the annying thing about playing Toronto
Is we’ll have silly Frenchies drop in and say “Go Hawks Go.”
WE DON’T SAY THAT!!
Chicagoan in the Lou.
all i have to say is
HEY EEEEEEEBBBBBBEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
tonight is the night – First multi goal scorer this season!
It's THE GOAALLLIEEE!!!!!
What in sweet Jesus moustache is going on here!?
I posted an early comment, come back a bit later, and apparently a facial-haired holy war has errupted! Mother of God!
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
That's what happens when Wendel is insulted.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
So I should avoid such comments as 'Felix Potvin was a pussy'?
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"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
Yes.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
But he was though
you guys called him “the Cat” correct?
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"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
WE'LL USE FORCE IF WE HAVE TO
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
It's okay it's okay
just a little fun fellas. Let’s not get our Red Green suspenders in a twist!
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"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
by HawkVision on Nov 13, 2009 10:42 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Only one thing as bad as insulting Wendel’s honour is insulting Felix’s, according to Chemmy.
Oh, and keep your stick on the ice! :D
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Red Green
IMHO, was/is Canada’s greatest treasure.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
Keep your stick on the ice.
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Hey
If she doesn’t find you handsome, she should at least find you handy.
I assume everyone in Chicago is a do-it-yourself king.
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and duct tape wizards!
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
LOL
Red Green. You get a gold star for that one.
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Gold Star'd for Red Green references.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
Yes. Because he's a badass.
See: Chemmy’s picture below me.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah ask Ron Hextall all about it.
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Well, sure, you can lie all that you want but 3 1-0 shutouts of the Hawks and a beating of Felix Potvin say otherwise.
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I was away for a few minutes and this thread went from 29 comments to 181. we can barely get that many for a game day thread, so I figured either someone was buying this rumor or there’s a takeover going on. I will read it now. enjoyed the original post. looking forward to the game.
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"if you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it!"
We're taking over, didn't you hear? ;D
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
At least we don't want to separate from Canada.
Silly Habs fans. :D
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
I heard, I just can’t keep up. oh well, keep the pics coming
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"if you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it!"
well that settles that
we’re making a road trip for the GDT tonight…
I have nothing interesting to say.
Can we bring chips and salsa?
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:39 AM CST up reply actions
I was told there would be pie and punch.
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Make sure they haven't spiked the punch
and laced the pie with foreign substances.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
Uh that sounds lots of fun actually.
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NO CHEMMY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
I'll bring the wine coolers
as well as Tacos, ’cause Tacos rule.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
I'll bring the beers and shit.
But no Molson Canadian 67, the product of pure evil.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
Chicken wings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
LEAFS FANS TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR KAVEL’S CHOICE OF DRINKS
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BUT FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY SELECTION OF FOODS!
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
HAVE IT YOUR WAY
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
we will.
Also the top line in the “Post a comment” box is for “Subjects” not the message.
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Truculence FTW
Will do, good sir.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
ahhhhhhh…yes.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Nov 13, 2009 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
we're not facists here..
we’ll let it slide
by Matthew Dirt on Nov 13, 2009 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
we are
we won’t
see you Second City folk some time this evening!
unless you sully the good name of Wendel or his stache again…
I have nothing interesting to say.
Good call.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
Fuck
Who told them we have pie and punch?
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
I wan’t kidding when I delurked during your Wings game and said my regret of actually going to tonight’s game was that I wouldn’t get to follow along online (no, no iPhone or anything like that)
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"if you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it!"
This post is what happens
When someone wakes up still drunk. And then these silly Canucks show up and all hell breaks loose.
"Silly Canucks"?
We’re not from Vancouver, good sir.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
Everything I know about Canadians
I learned from the South Park movie. If I understand things correctly you’re all uncle fuckers.
Are you gonna blame us for anything?
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
We fucked your uncle yesterday.
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for the record
the post means nothing.
it was the insult to Wendel’s stache in one of the comments that brought us over.
great post though, love the hockeybuzz sarcasm…
I have nothing interesting to say.
The post was great
the insult to the Great Wendel’s stache, was the one that incited it.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
Repitition is Everything.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
It’s kinda his thing. Just repeat what people say and add :D
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Truculence FTW
That's how I (probably???) roll.
(Can we get a source on this? Anyone?)
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
The post made me laugh but the blasphemy was too much
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you know..
the guy who made the first insult has a blog of his own.. right?
by Matthew Dirt on Nov 13, 2009 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
OK
EVERYONE ATTACK HOCKEENIGHT!
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We’re already here and we’re too drunk to leave.
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that's fine..
but why is my dog acting funny now?
by Matthew Dirt on Nov 13, 2009 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
I’m going to lunch, I call a 30 minute recess.
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feel free to come back and take over the Sharp: Sexiest Athlete? thread…
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"if you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it!"
Long Story Short
The correct answer is Luke Schenn.
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This.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
You know how the universe balances itself out?
Sure you have the ’stache of Wendel Clork, but you also have this:
by AirTrafficAJ on Nov 13, 2009 11:33 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
"Clork"?
Have you no honour?
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah
Hockey Gods give with one hand (Clark, Roenick) and take with the other (Wirtz, Ballard, Toskala)
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stupid toronto
and their disrespect of the English language
I mean come on – leafs?
Did a third grader name your team?
Let’s ruin some great poetry with bad Canadian english -
The smoke of my own breath;
Echoes, ripples, buzz’d whispers, love-root, silk-thread, crotch and vine;
My respiration and inspiration, the beating of my heart, the passing of blood and air through my lungs;
The sniff of green leafs and dry leafs, and of the shore, and dark-color’d sea-rocks, and of hay in the barn;
The sound of the belch’d words of my voice, words loos’d to the eddies of the wind;
Leafs of Grass – Walt Whitman
angry bird is angry .
proper english lesson
the name was chosen in honor of the Maple Leaf Regiment from World War I. As the regiment is a proper noun, its plural is formed by adding a simple ‘s’ creating Maple Leafs (not *Maple Leaves)
I have nothing interesting to say.
Ask Minnesota aboot their team, the "Wild"
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 12:07 PM CST up reply actions
What about them?
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Nov 13, 2009 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
"Wild"
the name is weird.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 12:12 PM CST up reply actions
IRON RANGE RED BABY
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Nov 13, 2009 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
Erm – was actually borrowed from the Toronto Maple Leafs baseball team. The rest is hokum.
The grammar lesson is correct, though.
Leaf, the universe and everything.
Aw man
You’re ruining a good story with facts! :(
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facts
Facts can be hard to deal with sometimes.
Like the fact that Wendell’s stache was inferior…..
angry bird is angry .
Oh no you din't
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
facts
are that MLSE supports the version i quoted, popular opinion is what 1967ers is giving you.
the fact remains, your attempt at grammatical humor fell flat.
I have nothing interesting to say.
Or that you can't spell
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Congratulations
You’re the 1 millionth person to make that joke without realising that it exposes them as ignorant of the origin of the team’s name.
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You get
nothing.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
Have you guys decided who you want to sacrifice to the salary cap gods at the end of this year yet?
There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
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