We Made The Sharks Brains Bigger: Hawks at Sharks Preview/Thread/Ethics Panel
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Before we really kick this off...
Everyone go vote the Sharpshooter for Chicago’s Sexiest Athlete at vschicago.com. Because, as @chiblackhawks would say, “A vote for Sharp is a vote for HOCKEY!”
And the dude is way better looking than Derrick Rose.
I think voting ends tonight, and you can vote more than once. Wonder if Pat and Eddie will mention it tonight on the broadcast?
thanks, man
I was gonna pimp here too but you beat me to it. :P
The link to vote is here. Please vote early and vote often!
by chiblackhawks on Nov 25, 2009 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
you can vote for the team, too!
I voted for both (once). thanks for posting; when the contest was posted on the Hawks’ Facebook page, all these guys freaked out about it being “gay” or “we want the Stanley Cup, not pretty boys” or whatever. lighten up, it gives more publicity to hockey! not that we need help selling out the games, but more news coverage of the Chicago team that’s actually successful would be nice…
a little chippy: hockey, mostly
"if you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it!"
Victoria's Secret sent Marissa Miller over to the Bulls for promo stuff...
But not the Blackhawks. That says enough about the perceived standing of hockey in Chicago, still. Need to reverse this by, yes, voting for Sharp as the Sexiest Athlete. :|
by chiblackhawks on Nov 25, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
I'll admit...
I checked out the new VS store (this is all just publicity for it anyway) yesterday and in their clothes line geared towards college students (I’m guessing that’s what it is) you can get fancy shirts for Bears, Bulls, Sox, Cubs, and Illini—but no Hawks. not that it’s a tragedy to not have glittery Hawks gear, but it does seem unfair… (oh, and at least all the team clothes are in the actual team colors)
a little chippy: hockey, mostly
"if you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it!"
check out bloomingdales
that’s where my wife got some cool hawks clothes.
I hope Sharp loses this one, and sexuality has nothing to do with it.
Imagine what will happen when goons find out that Sharp won something for his devilishly good looks—people will start taking runs at him in attempts to ruin his face, and Colin Fraser will end up fighting even more.
Before you vote, think of Colin Fraser. Please.
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
by mjthor on Nov 25, 2009 3:39 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Frazier's best games
are the usually the ones where he loses a fight. He’s like Ogilvy from Bad News Bears. Lean into one kid.
You bunch of rah-tards...
He is Curt Fraser’s son……… just with out Curt’s ability to fight.
Colin might not have alot of skill, but he has huge balls and give 111% every night.
"Let 'em say all those nice things," he says, "but I know my mistakes, and I make plenty of them.-Bobby Orr
okay, I can’t argue with that logic.
a little chippy: hockey, mostly
"if you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it!"
This game could go either way...
In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised by any result… tight game, blow-out either way, scoreless (well, maybe not scoreless). I have no idea how this one’s gonna go.
Facts not Predictions
I’m not going to make any predictions of who’s going to win, as I have never been a fan of them anyhow and you always see plenty of tools that the say that blank team is going to win with a score of x to x and the goals are going to be scored by these players. It just so LAME!
I will tell you simply the facts,
The Sharks are the top team in the NHL right now (11/25 at 2 p.m. CST). The Blackhawks scored two unanswered goals for the come from behind win :41 seconds into overtime (Thanks Toews, Brouwer, and Seabs) ten days ago against the San Jose Sharks at the U.C. That game was played minus Kris Versteeg and Marian Hossa who will both be on the ice tonight. This game is going to be played at the Shark Tank. The Sharks are 7-0-2 in the Tank. They have not lost in regulation at home.
We are going to see a great game tonight! The road to the Cup is upon us.
How many more days til Burish is back?
Brian Campbell SuckS!
I swear to God I’m going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Hey Farva what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
You mean Shenanigans?
(hands gun) OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It was the first google image result.
I didn’t even see the spelling error.
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by Original Six on Nov 25, 2009 7:26 PM CST up reply actions
I will say a couple Hail Marian's before I start to drink
I think it should be Anchor Steam all the way tonight.
That way when I throw up it’ll remind me that the Hawks are playing the Sharks tonight.
It is the day before Thanksgiving, must throw up.
"Stay thirsty my friend"
I actually bought a six-er of this yesterday
but I bought the AS Porter, so it’d be fitting if the fish rock their black jerseys
Got me some 2 Brothers
Looking fwd to cracking that about 8:30 pm
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
It’s gonna be Jack for me. Drank it for the last 5 wins, don’t see a reason to stop now.
...Feeding Rene Bourque his own dick since 11/19/09
by Hjammer of the Gods on Nov 25, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
Been looking forward to this game all circus trip.
And now it’s finally here.
Seven more hours… man, what am I going to do with myself?
GO BLACKHAWKS
Witness to Mark Buehrle's perfect game July 23, 2009
Awesome
Was wondering how long it would take to replace the Jesus Havlat Christ image
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
I was thinking that as well
Hossa is the natural blasphemic replacement for JHC.
“Jesus Marian Joseph!” is a possible exclamation, as I said in another thread.
Limitless potential here.
by Andrew Cieslak on Nov 25, 2009 5:31 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Is it just me...
Or is Mullet Melrose nuts (being civil in my use of adjectives…) in suggesting that Hossa should be kept out of the lineup until the ’Hawks lose a game, since it would send a message that players playing well do not have to worry about being benched upon the return of a superstar. Incredibly foolish perspective, so outrageous that I had to share.
Walking around San Fran in my Cheli Jersey, getting ready for the tilt, which, sadly, I will not be seeing atthe Shark Tank, but rather from home. Feeling like a strong win might just get the Hawks into the fragile (albeit larger) Sharks’ brains.
He was fired from TB for just this type of stupidity
And may be the only coach who coldn’t win the cup in LA with 99.
Pay no attention to the man behind the mullet.
"Stay thirsty my friend"
i'm really going to really have to think about what beer i go with tonight
it could change the whole complexion of game…
or at least the color of my vomit when hossa scores 10 goals tonight, 3 during the second intermission.
Excellent Write-Up
Hoss-bolla may have some legs. Who’s on a jihad now?
T-minus 6.5 hours- who needs viagra?
Blackhawks Bingo!
Blackhawks Bingo at J. Patrick’s on Noble and Erie!
Edmund Fitz by Great Lakes is the beer! yum :)
Grow one!
http://www.beardathon.com/blackhawks/skiitswitch/profile.aspx
Your gametime video feed and beer
Yes, the coverage has been spotty this year. Shut the hell up—I’ve given you guys my “sources” on multiple occasions.
Anyway, you ass ho’, here are some feeds and a beer.
Feeds:
http://bit.ly/87VHqG
http://bit.ly/5pDmBy
http://bit.ly/5FlcnP (Sopcast and shit—go to my profile and search for “Sopcast” in comments if you don’t know what I’m talking about)
Beer:
Samuel Smith’s Oatmeal Stout
Yes, that picture is fucking huge, and yes, some asshole is serving Samuel Smith in a Chimay chalice. But it’s also a really cool picture, so I’m going with it. Try to stop me.
As I said in my last gametime beer post, I haven’t been drinking much beer lately. “Real” life and marathon training (went straight into training for Boston after Chicago) are my anti-beers… or something. Anyway, I’m not up to speed on the latest crazes, but I figure with winter rapidly approaching, it’s as good a time as any to feature a nice, familiar, cozy stout.
That said, drink whatever the fuck you want. I was going to feature a beer from Slovakia, where Wikipedia claims Hossa is from, but I’m pretty sure that’s a fake country that some assclown made up on Wikipedia. (Relax—I’m kidding. Slovakia does exist. I think.)
Go Hawks!
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
Chicago straight to Boston, eh?
I went from the Chicago marathon, straight to my couch for 8 months.
Your decision is probably better.
I be on my green like Irish Spring.
i just think it is hilarious that czechoslovakia became czech and slovakia. It’s like switzerland becoming switz and erland. Or like the United States becoming the United States and Texas.
From Swit or from Erland?
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by Original Six on Nov 25, 2009 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
Tell me more about this penis mightier first.
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by Original Six on Nov 25, 2009 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
White Oakland?
We are 35% white in San Jose—35% Asian and 30% Mexican. Amamos todos los tiburones.
One of my favorite Adam Carolla-isms
“San Jose is Mexican for “meth lab”
www.secondcityhockey.com
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.
yeah
but you can say that for most of CA…the Inland Empire area like Riverside are the meth capitals of the world. No surprise that it’s home to Barry Bonds and Dusty Baker.
by Crease Monkey on Nov 25, 2009 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
Random goalie thought...
in my boner for hossa coming back and reading every online article I ran across more than one article saying how huet has an poor .909 save percentage. I’m no GMH, so my statistical revelation may be lame, but if you add 2 saves to huet’s total he moves to a .913, good for 18th in the league, add 4 saves, he moves to the top 10.
I know there is a certain amount of relativity (based on how other goalies perform) but, it seems pretty ridiculous that such an insignificant variation could be treated as such a drastic indication as to how he has played. I can’t help but be reminded of the old baseball adage, "don’t tell me what you hit, tell me when you hit it". (to compare this to baseball again, it’s like saying that the player hits .350 is so much better than the player that hits .340)
I also think
Huet’s SV% has risen pretty steadily since the first couple weeks of the season. .909 doesn’t seem that bad, given how few shots he sees in general, and his GAA is good for fourth best in the league at 2.14 or something like that. Basically, I’m not too worried.
Ya
Considering his Sv% was at like .840 just a few weeks ago, I’d say .909 is pretty freaking good.
Did anyone give him
a lighter glove
"Let 'em say all those nice things," he says, "but I know my mistakes, and I make plenty of them.-Bobby Orr
Don't forget the Hawks also let up the fewest or close to the fewest shots per game.
It’s easier for a goalie to put up a high save% when his team is letting up 30+ shots a game. Every shot our team blocks is a shot our goalie doesn’t have to make. As long as Huet can cut down on the “soft” goals that he lets in from behind the net and other awkward angles, we’ll be fine.
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
by DetroitSucks! on Nov 25, 2009 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
*is a save our goalie doesn't have to make.
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
by DetroitSucks! on Nov 25, 2009 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
He needs to quit lookin behind him...
after makin a challenging save. Jus pretend a bit that you have some confidence…..
"Let 'em say all those nice things," he says, "but I know my mistakes, and I make plenty of them.-Bobby Orr
I smell a baby panda.
AND he has a mullet!
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
by DetroitSucks! on Nov 25, 2009 4:31 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
I see Bratislava
and can only think of Eurotrip, and how many hotels Hossa could open with all his nickels.
wait what?
WOW!
Looks like he had the same barber as Radek Bonk. Poor kid.
It's never about the eventual destination, but rather the long journey and its challenging obstacles that are presented and what it takes to overcome them, that makes the taste of success all the more worthwhile!!!
Bright Red Gloves
with maroon and gold socks is exactly what I would wear with a green jersey. Is “Slovaquie” the czech word for pollack?
Canada's top line?
As much as the Thornton-Marleau-Heatley line have been clicking lately I seriously doubt they’ll be Canada’s top line that has already been reserved for Crosby, Nash, and Iginla. It will make for a ridiculous 2nd though. Talk about another set of games I can’t wait for.
It's never about the eventual destination, but rather the long journey and its challenging obstacles that are presented and what it takes to overcome them, that makes the taste of success all the more worthwhile!!!
what about
Aliotta, Haynes, and Jeremiah?
"Youuuu Suck, Mayyyyers!!"
by Tiocfaidh ar La on Nov 25, 2009 5:15 PM CST up reply actions
Please tell me you’re refering to Eric and not Jordan. It’s bad enough that Canada may end up with one overrated Penguin (Fleury), let alone 2 of them.
Worried about Eric making the team due to his latest injury, but there’s still time.
It's never about the eventual destination, but rather the long journey and its challenging obstacles that are presented and what it takes to overcome them, that makes the taste of success all the more worthwhile!!!
great statistical profile on Seabs in PP today
http://www.puckprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=367
Loved this part especially:
Defense
Season ESGAA SHGAA QComp Hit BkS TkA Pen ValD PCD
2006-07 2.40 5.44 – 5.2 4.6 0.6 – 0.08 1.38
2007-08 2.18 8.28 0.27 5.7 3.6 0.7 1.1 0.14 1.22
2008-09 2.22 7.08 0.08 7.0 3.5 0.8 0.8 0.17 1.48
In 2007-08 Seabrook was used against the very best competition (0.27 QComp) and yet kept even-strength scoring to a very reasonable 2.18 per 60 minutes. His already impressive physical play has improved, throwing 7.0 hits per 60 minutes, even though he has managed to decrease his total number of minor penalties taken down to 0.8. He blocks fewer shots now than he used to (3.5 per 60 minutes in 2008-09, down from 4.6 three seasons ago), but both his GVT and his PC indicate that he is among the league’s best defensive defensemen, and gradually improving in his own end.
In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, “Ow, I hurt my leg. I can’t run. A lion eats me and I’m dead.” Well, Seabrook isn’t dead. Seabrook is the lion, you’re dead.
by a name i call myself on Nov 25, 2009 9:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Hi, Hi I'm Bob LeDonne
So…is Huet starting tonight?
(It’s VERY important.)
by eltharion_doa on Nov 25, 2009 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
Excellent
Good luck tonight. Kill ’em dead.
by eltharion_doa on Nov 25, 2009 5:15 PM CST up reply actions
Jody Shelley out tonight (T.Mitchell too)
and I believe Staubitz is wearing a cage so looks like we might be fight free tonight.
is it
a contract year already?
"Youuuu Suck, Mayyyyers!!"
by Tiocfaidh ar La on Nov 25, 2009 5:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Sporting my Ed Belfour jersey tonight at the bar (got it when I was 12-ish)
I can already feel the wrath of my wife.
by Hi, I'm Bob LeDonne on Nov 25, 2009 5:25 PM CST reply actions
So we get to meet the legend that is Bob LeDonne?
www.secondcityhockey.com
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.
He reminds me of Mike Jones.
You know, that short-lived rapper who made a brand out of his own name by repeating it in his songs? This guy.
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
I should clarify:
I meant that his rap career was short-lived. I’m pretty sure he’s still alive.
I should also clarify that I could be wrong about his career being dead and I could also be wrong about him still being alive. I really couldn’t give a shit less about mainstream rap.
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
It probably sucked anywho...
Only the decent shit gets thru. If they are greedy then they restrict the access
Sorry, I meant "a" bar, not "the" bar.
I won’t be at Whirlaway. I will however, purchase a couple CIs from Sam on Tuesday night.
by Hi, I'm Bob LeDonne on Nov 25, 2009 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
If Hossa doesn't score.....alot.......
do we immediately MF him?
"Let 'em say all those nice things," he says, "but I know my mistakes, and I make plenty of them.-Bobby Orr
whirlaways?
damn that’s less than a mile from where i live, sweet
Have a great game everyone
Especially Hossa, because I know you read this game feed during every intermission.
This should please everyone
Atlanta 2, Detroit 0 — Kozlov a goal and an assist with Ondrej Pavelec recording 40 saves. Not bad at all.
It's never about the eventual destination, but rather the long journey and its challenging obstacles that are presented and what it takes to overcome them, that makes the taste of success all the more worthwhile!!!
It doesn't please me
I held on to Kozlov when he wasn’t doing SHIT. Then I dropped him and he remembered how to play hockey.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
Anyone else hear that Hossa is actually a being of pure energy?
I can almost see the light coming through the seams of his human costume.
by a name i call myself on Nov 25, 2009 8:59 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Random-ass question
Does anyone have a Boris Mironov jersey they want to sell me? I want to get one for a Christmas gift.
I’m serious.
by Hi, I'm Bob LeDonne on Nov 25, 2009 9:21 PM CST reply actions
I'm geeked for this game in San Diego
Where the only thing on ice is….nothing. Maybe a drink. Probably a shitty drink. But it was 80 degrees today.
Hossa scores twice tonight. Book it, Dano.
by Duck99 on Nov 25, 2009 9:25 PM CST via mobile reply actions
That's what Carney Lansford said!
by Hi, I'm Bob LeDonne on Nov 25, 2009 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
That's funny, Carney is my uncle
I could tell ya stories…
Good times. Sore backside.
by Duck99 on Nov 25, 2009 9:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
At the bar sipping on some Hop Rod so pardon the double posts. Lets go Hawks!!!
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
by DetroitSucks! on Nov 25, 2009 9:39 PM CST via mobile reply actions
hop rod or rye?
Don’t know the former. I love good beer.
by Duck99 on Nov 25, 2009 9:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Hop Rod Rye. Great stuff. I prefer Racer5 but ive been drinking that a lot lately.
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
by DetroitSucks! on Nov 25, 2009 9:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Gonna be a slow one round here huh
with a meetup at Whirlaway
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
Yah
I guess that’s it, huh? It’s about 2100 miles from my living room so I couldn’t make it.
"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"
seems
like there was a fan in there home jersey standing in front of the camera
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
Hammer
blocking the shot like a man. I like it.
DE
TROIT
SUCKS
Dallas scored with 30 seconds left in the game to take the Blues to OT
It’s kinda sad how the Blues cannot seem to catch a break this year. Sad and kinda comical.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
Why do they boo Campbell?
Want him back?
by Duck99 on Nov 25, 2009 9:54 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Hossa’s a bag of dirt. Not a single shot? We waited 20 games for this? We could trade him fairly easily, his contract is a friendly cap hit. Someone must need a RW.
For real
He should have at least a goal and assist by now. This is bullshit.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
Is it just me...
…or are SJ’s side boards/glass shorter than normal? or are their end boards higher than normal? Seems like they kept the board configuration from the 1970s.
DE
TROIT
SUCKS
He should NEVER handle the puck
He does this all the time, there’s a D man right there and he coses to ring it around the glass, Makes Zero sense
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
BROUWER!!!
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
by DetroitSucks! on Nov 25, 2009 10:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions
This Hossa guy is worse than Kane! Lazy and terrible.
by Andrew Cieslak on Nov 25, 2009 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
That was supposed to be a sarcastic reply to the post above yours. I fail internets.
by Andrew Cieslak on Nov 25, 2009 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Just another one of Tallon's
Overpaid signings. What has he ever done to deserve a deal like that?
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
Don't fucking cuss dude
It’s not polite.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
first period stats
We’re outshooting them 8-5 (although they’ve missed 7 times)
they’re outhitting us 16-7 (uh huh, okay)
and faceoffs are even at 50% apiece
I hope he doesn't lose that cute little patooty.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
question....
is that your real name? You from Elgin area by chance?
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
yes
my name is Hawk Jaw. i’m native american. when i was born, i used to chew mice very quickly. oh… you were talking about mike martin. sorry.
by HawkJaw on Nov 25, 2009 10:30 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Ya
That’d be why i replied to his post and not yours
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
It is close to my real name
But I have never been to Elgin in my life.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
Well
Going to take at least a few games for Hossa to really get back in the swing of things, but I liked what I saw.
Please someone just shoot Byfuglien and put him out of his misery.
Yes please
When Bolland comes back we’ll have Hossa-Toews-Kane and Versteeg-Bolland-Sharp, along with the Brouwer-Madden-Ladd line and whoever’s left for 4th line. Doubt Buff needs to be there.
by chiblackhawks on Nov 25, 2009 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
wrong
Buff might be a 4th liner or 3rd liner. Kopecky will be odd man out most likely when Burish returns
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
sorry
That may come off as a dick comment, Wasn’t mean to sound that way
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
i'd sooner get rid of Kopecky than Buff
but Buff is more shoppable? Maybe? :|
by chiblackhawks on Nov 25, 2009 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
One would think so
Sticking point is his $3M contract. Be nice to get that off the books, but i think he’s a far batter player than Kopecky
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
oh Buff has his moments
But I’m liking the third line and Buff’s not really in league with the top two lines. Are we really gonna pay a 4th liner $3m?
by chiblackhawks on Nov 25, 2009 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
Love Hossa
He talks like Borat just score!!
by Duck99 on Nov 25, 2009 10:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions
lol
agreed. but, i’m still confused by the campaign. how can they have “one goal”, but everyone has different goals. i guess it sounds better than a campaign called “several goals”.
hated the "one goal" concept
I mean, come on. One goal? Generally, you need more to win, you know?
by chiblackhawks on Nov 25, 2009 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
even 7's a stretch
but I guess I can’t be picky…
by chiblackhawks on Nov 26, 2009 2:03 AM CST up reply actions
FUN FACT
Ebbett scored a goal for the Wild against Boston … on the power play. I actually spit out my apple juice when I saw that.
if he turns into a superstar in Minnesota ...
well, that says more about the Wild than it does about him.
(Insert player name) sucks so bad!
He’s lazy and never seems to have his head in the game! I can’t stand how bad he lacks fundamentals!! Plus the fact that he’s overpaid pisses me off even more. The way he did that one bad thing earlier in this game proves my point! We should trade him for (Insert other team superstar here)
You can use that as copy pasta. Save some time for the group of you who post something to this effect on every thread.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
back home now? you missed a brouwer shorty, but there's still 2 periods to go
by chiblackhawks on Nov 25, 2009 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
oh, you know how pandas are
he just scored a shorty. :|
by chiblackhawks on Nov 25, 2009 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
and then by sharp
wtf is up with this team??? :|
by chiblackhawks on Nov 25, 2009 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
HEEEEEYYYY YOOOOOOOO GUUYYYYYYYSSS
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
Hossa making something happen there
Near miss. Pretty passing.
by Andrew Cieslak on Nov 25, 2009 10:36 PM CST reply actions
2nd period
Little more wide open. They’re done feelign each other out i guess
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
That's what Carney Lansford said!
by Hi, I'm Bob LeDonne on Nov 25, 2009 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
AND WHY IS HE SCORING SHORTHANDED GOALS
YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE THE OTHER TEAM A CHANCE
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
The panda has arrived bitches!
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
by DetroitSucks! on Nov 25, 2009 10:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lets Go Hawks!
I'm catsitting this weekend
and I just cheered so loud this thing started yowling too
he’s officially a ’Hawks fan now.
3 Shorties!!! Hoooooly shit!
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
by DetroitSucks! on Nov 25, 2009 10:40 PM CST via mobile reply actions
See Hossa stop and wait for Keith?
I’m in love.
by Andrew Cieslak on Nov 25, 2009 10:41 PM CST reply actions
I really wanna see this PP with Hossa and Kane out there
Lets Go Hawks!
by CubsBall2202 on Nov 25, 2009 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
Kane
Why the fuck hasn’t he scored yet?
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
To be honest, everyone is playing extremely well
Lets Go Hawks!
by CubsBall2202 on Nov 25, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
Ya but....
They’ve looked good all year so it’s nothing new. Despite all the Mmm Mmm Good Haters
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
So is this a bizzaro version of the Flames game? The Hawks have an insane kill squad rather than power play? Have they had a power play yet?
No
They have not.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
i think he just temporarily derailed,
unbelievable back checking and defense from ALL our forwards
And quadrupled them on goals!
Johnny Knox is so fast he lives in the future
by jasoniniowa on Nov 25, 2009 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
See what I mean? He can't even stop Buff.
That net might help you now, Mr. Nabakov.
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
maybe the Hawks are distracting them
with Lolita pics …
the Sharks have been looking like Humberts
by krome on Nov 26, 2009 1:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
This is absolutely unreal...
I haven’t seen a hockey team this good since I lived in Pittsburgh from 1990-1993
on a side note...
check out Bell’s Sparkling Ale. It’s like champagne and beer humped and had a kid
Saw that today at Binny's
Didn’t know what to make of it. Picked up expedition Stout and Kzoo Stout instead
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
Shorthanded, of course.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
by hip2bsquare on Nov 25, 2009 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks
I’ve been lurking for a while but I don’t really comment here because I don’t pretend to know anything about hockey… yet. I’m learning though.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
by hip2bsquare on Nov 25, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
Holy CRAP
Kopecky is SLOW as a boat on a frozen canal….
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except when the Hawks are ACTUALLY on a power play...
then it’s just clown shoes.
by chiblackhawks on Nov 25, 2009 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
if there was any doubt who the best team in hockey is...
This just ended it.
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
by DetroitSucks! on Nov 25, 2009 10:54 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Haha I was just thinking about the power rankings article from the other
I bet that guy who put the Hawks behind the Shark is eating his words right now.
27 minutes left in the game
Think: Calgary.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
does the powerplay need a map
into the offensive zone?
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yes sir...
i live in atlanta and considering im too cheap a bastard to pay for center ice and i dont have directv to whine at and gget it for free, i’ll take what i can get
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Madden has made life hell for Thornton tonight
Lets Go Hawks!
anyone else
see clowe try and start something with ladd and then hack madden to the ice?
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Holy shit
Shots 26-7???
Makes me want o go poston on Angryandy’s fanpost again. Tell him what an idiot he is
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
Thats what makes him so slow
a lifetime of eating pucks weighs ya down, ya know
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
I can't tell if the Hawks are really as good as they look...
…or if the Sharks are just in playoff form.
Whatever
I bet Campbell has scored on every surface of that building.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 11:05 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
We need another one.
Is a 5-on-3 shortie too much to ask?
Why stop there?
Numbers 4 and 5!
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
by hip2bsquare on Nov 25, 2009 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
haha
Radio announcers just asked if the Sharks want to decline the penalty
by runningquicklynowhere on Nov 25, 2009 11:06 PM CST reply actions
anyone else watching it on the Yahoo feed? I’m having trouble loading it all of a sudden, anyone else?
I have one of thor’s atdhe.net feeds running right now
by runningquicklynowhere on Nov 25, 2009 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
maybe
they read Angryandy calling them out for getting out shot so often
by runningquicklynowhere on Nov 25, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
Probably
At intermission, watch Biscuit say “Oh, and fuck you Angryandy. Eat our shot total, bitch.”
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
Shut your jinxing hole
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
Right now I don't think this team is capable of sucking
They’re sort of like the anti-Bears
by bluekoolaide on Nov 25, 2009 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
stats through two periods
the shot differential is massive at this point: 29-11
Sharks still outhitting 20-14
and they’ve got the advantage on faceoffs, winning 56%
21 shots for the Hawks to 6 for the Sharks in the 2nd period
Sharks winning the FO battle 56-41…. and I am not sure how the math adds up. :|
Pittsburgh won the other 3 percent.
It’s an NHL rule. Crosby wins a percentage of all faceoffs.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 11:13 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Hey chicagokill
oops, I mean “Matthew Dirt.”
What the fuck ever happened to our period-by-period stat breakdowns?
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
OOOOOH Shit
Thor just got served.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
post fail
i meant to say,
REALLY?
the two guys i bench on my fantasy team have 2g and 2a? fml.
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Back by Popular Demand!
2nd Period Stats:
Shots: Hawks – 29 Sharks – 11
Hits: Hawks – 14 Sharks – 20
Faceoffs: Hawks – 18 Sharks – 23
Blocked Shots: Hawks – 9 Sharks – 9
Hammer has 4 blocked shots and 1 hit. Panda has 3 shots (one goal) and has played just over 12 minutes so far which is actually second overall for forwards – only Toews has more. Kopecky has one two faceoffs which makes him 100% so far – so I guess he does something afterall.
Thornton is -2, has no shots, and is firmly in Madden’s back pocket.
I love this thread
I sit at home alone in California… and I feel like I’m back home in Chi-town. thanks all.
i would if i could
i can only see them when they play anaheim and the kings… and they rarely do well out here.
Wysh posted a video of my alma mater's hockey team this week
He can do no wrong!!
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
naturally...
as soon as i say that its starts going glitchy on me
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if i type any gibberish in the third period
blame this cat I’m caring for … he thinks he is human, and he’s also really, really into this game. WHO CAN BLAME HIM THOUGH
Pussy should be seen and not heard from
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
My roommate has the fattest cat in the world
So she’d probably eat yours if it showed up in my house.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
It isn't my cat
I hate the fat fucker.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
It's terrifying
when they know where you sleep.
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
Aw, no shortie this time
What a lousy penalty kill.
[/sarcasm]
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Way to mess up the easiest name on the team.
twitter.com/BlackhawksDL
by Original Six on Nov 25, 2009 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
still don't know
if i spelled it right or not,haha is that bad?
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
only by one letter
better than most. ;)
by chiblackhawks on Nov 25, 2009 11:33 PM CST up reply actions
We want tacos!
We want tacos!
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
Is that an obscure UNC basketball reference? Because I think we might be able to score 100 by the end of this game still.
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by Original Six on Nov 25, 2009 11:30 PM CST up reply actions
It was actually a Blues reference
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 11:32 PM CST up reply actions
"Five goal lead is the most dangerous in hockey."
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 11:33 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Biiiiiscuit!
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
by DetroitSucks! on Nov 25, 2009 11:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
did I see that?
Sopel with the great feed?
by runningquicklynowhere on Nov 25, 2009 11:36 PM CST reply actions
or
hoping someone else gets to pack…
by runningquicklynowhere on Nov 25, 2009 11:37 PM CST up reply actions
Who the fuck is this Hossa guy?
Where is the hat trick? What a lazy fucking Slovak.
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
Sharks fans look like they're at a funeral right now.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
by hip2bsquare on Nov 25, 2009 11:37 PM CST up reply actions
maybe he should have sat out after all
by runningquicklynowhere on Nov 25, 2009 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
I need to watch every game at the bar, fuck. This is assrape by hockey Puck. Go Hawks!
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
by DetroitSucks! on Nov 25, 2009 11:37 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I've decided
that Sopel looks like he learned to skate by watching video games from the mid-1990s.
Yeah, you all are in for some great times now.
by Sean Zandberg on Nov 25, 2009 11:39 PM CST up reply actions
just think
19 more games and he’s already at 40 goals!!
I kid, I kid
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
One, two, Hossa's coming for you...
Three, four, he’ll run up the score…
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 11:39 PM CST up reply actions
7, 8 he’s on a line with Toews.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 11:43 PM CST up reply actions
I meant contain your excitement. It’s all good.
by Sean Zandberg on Nov 25, 2009 11:46 PM CST up reply actions
Enjoy the night. Hawks are freaky, man. This doesn’t bode well for any other team in the West.
by Sean Zandberg on Nov 25, 2009 11:48 PM CST up reply actions
It's nice
But still early. Just remember what happened to the President’s trphy team last year
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
Bah! Long have I foreseen this doom and done nothing! ;)
by Sean Zandberg on Nov 25, 2009 11:50 PM CST up reply actions
hoss equal 2 goals told ya so
Byatche! !
by Duck99 on Nov 25, 2009 11:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions
He wasn't meant to be an improvment
They pulled Nabby just to avoid risking him in a lost game.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
was thinking the same thing
He’s got a great hockey IQ for being a caveman
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
well..
i’m starting to think my parent’s internet feed sucks ass – I hope you’re prepared for a game recap that’s written mostly off the game day thread and yuengling. Feel free to make up lies and see what I think is true.
And this has been posted more times than
Havlat has goals now. :)
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Nov 25, 2009 11:44 PM CST up reply actions
haha
Weideman just said that on the radio
by runningquicklynowhere on Nov 25, 2009 11:46 PM CST up reply actions
Oh wow
They nee to play the 4th line the rest of the way so no one gets rung
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
Hold it Is this the Circus trip?
Oh my. This is sick.
by Duck99 on Nov 25, 2009 11:46 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Kudos to the Flames
Calgary’s looking good, only losing by 6 and all.
by Brian C on Nov 25, 2009 11:46 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
And the extra point is good!
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
by DetroitSucks! on Nov 25, 2009 11:46 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Something about mass sarcasm
just makes me laugh every time.
twitter.com/BlackhawksDL
by Original Six on Nov 25, 2009 11:47 PM CST up reply actions
Be realistic.
Thats like asking Huet to score a goal.
twitter.com/BlackhawksDL
by Original Six on Nov 25, 2009 11:49 PM CST up reply actions
Would you REALLY be surprised
if Huet scored right now?
San Jose's gonna start committing penalties
just to stop the carnage. A major would take them almost to the end..
and the Sharks were considered #1
Hmmm
by Duck99 on Nov 25, 2009 11:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Was anyone hoping
that little kid was gonna punch the other kid in the face as they were coming back from commercial?
twitter.com/BlackhawksDL
Answer:
Yes. Me.
twitter.com/BlackhawksDL
by Original Six on Nov 25, 2009 11:52 PM CST up reply actions
Shit
intended as reply to Original Six above
I forgive you.
twitter.com/BlackhawksDL
by Original Six on Nov 25, 2009 11:55 PM CST up reply actions
Yessss PK!!!!
Let’s break a record!
Second City Hockey
by Battery on Nov 25, 2009 11:54 PM CST via mobile reply actions
So apparently the Hawks
want to score more? Up 7-0 and take a penalty
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*in regulation
they did lose to PHX in the tie-prevention device
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bah
at least it took a 5-3 to do it
by runningquicklynowhere on Nov 25, 2009 11:56 PM CST reply actions
Oh well
Huer was lookin great. No shame in a 5vs3 goal
Second City Hockey
by Battery on Nov 25, 2009 11:56 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Serious question:
Why don’t teams pull their goalie with a 2-man advantage? Can’t imagine there’d be much of a risk up 3 attackers.
problem of too many cooks in the kitchen might get a little too crowded out there
by irish_hockey4 on Nov 25, 2009 11:58 PM CST up reply actions
bummer
for all huey’s fantasy owners
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Lol @ sharks
Like it matters now
And they seriously play a techno-ized version of rock and roll part 2?
It sounds like a horrible top 40 radio station in the tank.
Second City Hockey
by Battery on Nov 25, 2009 11:59 PM CST via mobile reply actions
wth?
the sharks are looking like the thrashers…. lifeless until the last little bit of the game
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Man
That was a red ass beatdown!
Second City Hockey
by Battery on Nov 26, 2009 12:02 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Hey
we call them injuns in Amurrica partner.
twitter.com/BlackhawksDL
by Original Six on Nov 26, 2009 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
Too awesome
Haven’t seen a beatdown like that since … well, three games ago, actually.
There’s a Bobby Hull marriage joke somewhere in there.
twitter.com/BlackhawksDL
by Original Six on Nov 26, 2009 12:05 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Wow. Simply... wow.
Methinks the circus trip might not be so bad after all.
I picked a good night to stop lurking and start posting here. Goodnight all, and have a great Thanksgiving.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Yes.
Happy happy happy happy happy Thanksgiving.
FUCK YEAH!
by Hawk_GolfeR21 on Nov 26, 2009 12:07 AM CST up reply actions
Great Quote From the Postgame
“Sharp dekes Nabokov out of his Russian accent.”
"We hope you enjoyed the broadcast. We know you enjoyed the outcome."
by chelseadagger16 on Nov 26, 2009 12:09 AM CST reply actions
The only possible way this game could have been better...
is if it was against the Scum. But I’m giddy with how good the boys looked tonight. Jameson Signature Reserve to celebrate. Fuck Beer. It’s Whiskey time.
Happy Thanksgiving to all, especially our trio of hosts here at SCH.
"Youuuu Suck, Mayyyyers!!"
by Tiocfaidh ar La on Nov 26, 2009 12:25 AM CST reply actions
PLAYER OF THE GAME?
I mean, there were several to choose from (Keith had a monster game, Madden toyed with Thornton all night, etc.), but I think it’s got to be this lil creature:
by gmh on Nov 26, 2009 12:27 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
Picture works for me.
GO BLACKHAWKS
Witness to Mark Buehrle's perfect game July 23, 2009
by chisoxfan1473 on Nov 26, 2009 12:34 AM CST up reply actions
but now he's a happy panda!
"Youuuu Suck, Mayyyyers!!"
by Tiocfaidh ar La on Nov 26, 2009 12:46 AM CST up reply actions
works in Google Chrome
"Youuuu Suck, Mayyyyers!!"
by Tiocfaidh ar La on Nov 26, 2009 12:37 AM CST up reply actions
as a bandwagon fan,
i don’t know what regular hossa looks like. this does not help
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Nov 26, 2009 1:48 AM CST up reply actions
Hey, I'm late to the thread
Who is Marian Hossa?
Sorry guys, the player of the game HAS to be Bolland.
Man, this kid is amazing. :|
Who the fuck is that Brouwer kid and wha’ts he doing getting Bolland’s third star?
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