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The hilarity in Detoilet continues.

The parade of Skating Wounded continues in Detoilet, as former Hawk Jason Williams has broken his fibula in a game against the Maple Leafs (a game that The Scum ended up losing 5-1).  J-dubs took a hard check into the half boards, then laid on the ice for upwards of 5 minutes.  The Detroit DOA list now reads: Franzen (torn ACL), Williams (broken leg), Filppula (cracked wrist), and Lilja (brain damage).  Not to mention the losses of Hossa, Hudler, and Samuelsson, and the yearly slumping of Chris OsGay.  If there were ever a time for the Hawks to open up a 20 point lead on these shitheads, its now.


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YEAH

LET’S SHOW THAT CHRIS “OSGAY” GUY WHO THE REAL GAYS ARE. THAT DAMN DIRTY HOMOSEXUAL.

Weak. Seriously.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Nov 9, 2009 11:27 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Upon further review

A bit weak indeed. But it’s hardly the first homosexual slur used against the Scum. Pretty sure it shows up regularly in The Indian.

by AirTrafficAJ on Nov 9, 2009 9:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Zing not found

but my respect for ATAJ was retained.

Though the argument that “other people do it, so it must be okay” is pretty weak, at least he’s admitting that it’s weak.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Nov 10, 2009 5:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thor has been appeased. Everyone please go about resuming your normal life.

by hawksfan21 on Nov 10, 2009 8:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

question for thor

Do you find the “you wanna know how I know you’re gay” routine in The Forty Year Old Virgin funny?

I’m not trying to be a smart ass, I’m legitimately curious.

"If you're scared, go buy a dog" - Stacey King

by hackerar on Nov 10, 2009 10:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You just reminded me

of waaaay back when Grossman was the QB, and of the on screen facts FOX decided to show, one was that his favorite band was Coldplay.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Nov 10, 2009 11:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The best one I saw was one that I think the guys in the truck just did for themselves for a laugh and somebody put up by accident.

“Rex Grossman… seriously?”

by hawksfan21 on Nov 10, 2009 11:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't really find much in that movie to be funny

because it’s generic, Hollywood slapstick humor

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Nov 11, 2009 8:00 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Now, that's funny!

I be on my green like Irish Spring.

by chrome on Nov 11, 2009 9:21 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Kind of reminds me of the underappreciated genius that is

Ghostbusters II.

Egon (upon entering Oscar’s room): Very cheerful. My parents didn’t believe in toys.

Ray: You mean you never even had a slinky?

Egon: We had a slinky. But I straightened it.

I be on my green like Irish Spring.

by chrome on Nov 11, 2009 9:26 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well, it isn't really slapstick

There really isn’t enough physical comedy to qualify it as such. But I suppose I could see how it could be seen as generic.

"If you're scared, go buy a dog" - Stacey King

by hackerar on Nov 11, 2009 9:46 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Zipperhead!

Laughing at people getting hurt? I, and probably the players on the Blackhawks would rather beat them at their best. By the way, they are 1 point behind the Hawks. Not exactly a time to act like a fool and spout off.
I live in Michigan and would like nothing more than to see the Hawks beat Detroit, just like Jordan did a long time ago to The Pistons with the Bulls. Let them think they are better, and then beat them anyway.

Are the Blackhawks dominating anybody right now. I don’t think so, so shut the fuck up you maroon.

Am I band now?

"Stay thirsty my friend"

by laaarmer on Nov 9, 2009 1:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

The whole point

Was that the Hawks should take advantage of the Wings current injury problems. Pretty sure I wasn’t “acting a fool” and “spouting off”.

And yes, anything bad happening to the Wings is worth a laugh.

by AirTrafficAJ on Nov 9, 2009 9:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Maroon?

You just tried to insult a guy by calling him a dark shade of red.

by meeshak on Nov 9, 2009 9:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

any Bugs Bunny reference is obviously a good one

by Matthew Dirt on Nov 10, 2009 2:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you for getting it.

AJ I had too much coffee and too much time on my hands. So sue me for a “bazillion samolians”

"Stay thirsty my friend"

by laaarmer on Nov 10, 2009 8:26 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Considering the conversation above...
Am I band now?

I would have to say, yes, you are. Coldplay. You are Coldplay now.

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Nov 17, 2009 8:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Pipe down. Karma is a b**ch.

by Dr. Ice on Nov 9, 2009 1:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Well..

I do agree that the Hawks need to use this opportunity to open up some points on the Wings.

by Matthew Dirt on Nov 9, 2009 5:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Are the Wings dead?

The Wings are far from dead and heading into last night they had scored as many goals as the Hawks with 43, even with all those injuries. Also, they are 5-1-1 at the Joe as home ice has served them well this early season and with Columbus sporting the worst GA in the Western Conference the Wings look to be once again the team to beat if the Hawks want to capture the Central Division.
Eventhough they have had a lot of injuries let’s not count them out this early in the season.

It's never about the eventual destination, but rather the long journey and its challenging obstacles that are presented and what it takes to overcome them, that makes the taste of success all the more worthwhile!!!

by hawks61 on Nov 10, 2009 9:46 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

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