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Thanks to hackrar who posted this in the comments of last night's recap.

Patrick Kane was not concussed last night after his nasty fall courtesy of Matt Smaby, but he's apparently got a nice zipper as a result. And from the sounds of things in the blog, he's hoping it lands him some gourmet clam. Somewhere, Adam Burish is plotting a cockblock.

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If you watch the replay...

Of the his fall, you can see his stick get stuck at the base of the boards and the knob of his own stick gets him in the face. Jesse Rodgers says he’s got a nice shiner.

by Let'sGoHawks on Dec 14, 2009 2:29 PM CST reply actions  

I’ve got NHL Gamecenter, I just saw it on there… I’m not sure where to find replays of just that part of the game.

by Let'sGoHawks on Dec 14, 2009 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Tiger-style!

I be on my green like Irish Spring.

by chrome on Dec 14, 2009 5:07 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

whoops, i meant, tiger style

I be on my green like Irish Spring.

by chrome on Dec 14, 2009 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

wait...

So the last image you were looking at and copied was wu-tang? I figured it was a Chapelle reference but now I’m just curious

by ChargingMajor on Dec 15, 2009 3:47 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I wouldn’t have touched him with a ten foot pole before… now with that shiner? Bow chicka bow-wow!

by Sportsgal on Dec 14, 2009 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

His eye

is as lazy as he is.

by ITypedforMiles on Dec 14, 2009 8:41 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

ZING

www.secondcityhockey.com

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.

by McClure on Dec 14, 2009 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

the kid really does sound desperate

 you’d think being young, buff and rich would have him doing OK with the ladies

by krome on Dec 15, 2009 7:41 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Until you stand next to Toews, or if Burish is within 10 miles, he could prolly come in outa nowhere and steal the girl(s) from lil Kaner

wait what?

by pepe126 on Dec 15, 2009 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

This was from May, but whiskey dick could be the cause of his women troubles.

twitter.com/BlackhawksDL

by Original Six on Dec 15, 2009 4:27 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

with what he's paid ...

… he could rent a functioning one.

Of course, then again, he’s apparently willing to scrap over small change.

by krome on Dec 15, 2009 5:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

he needs to wear a mask now

probably look something like this….

by TJ3117 on Dec 15, 2009 10:16 PM CST reply actions  

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