Scumbag Blues - Hawks 3, Blues 0
Wanna hear one of my favorite jokes, as originally told to me by a college roommate?
"What would you call Chicago if it sucked?"
"St. Louis."
That pretty much sums up my sentiment regarding the Hawks' division rivals after watching last night's game. The Hawks were all over the Blues from the get-go. Troy Brouwer finally dented the twine after one-timing a pass off of a cycle from Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane from the top of the left circle. Shortly thereafter Brian Campbell scored his first goal on North American soil on the power play, blasting a slapshot far-side past St. Louis goaltender Ty Conklin.
Even though during the second period the Blues mounted at least a half-assed attempt to get back into the game forcing Cristobal Huet to make some timely saves, the Hawks managed to extend the lead fresh after killing a penalty when the Unholy Alliance that is Kane-Toews-Hossa got thrown out there once the penalty had been killed. Hossa broke into the zone, and once again a low cycle ensued which somehow left Hossa alone between the hash marks to receive a pass from Toews which he buried.
From there on out, things got quite chippy, as cuntrags Barrett Jackman, BJ Crombeen, and Cam Janssens decided it was time to exact their pound of flesh since they clearly couldn't skate with the Hawks. Credit the Hawks for standing up for one another, as once again Kris Versteeg took on a much larger opponent in Jackman during one of the many extended sessions of slap-dick in the third. While it may earn him much respect in the dressing room, personally, I'd rather not have VERSTEEG!'s skillful hands be pounded to cinders on someone's face, or have his own face re-arranged should he be taking on anyone other than Kyle Turris. Cristobal Huet even nearly got into the act, as he skated out to the blue line and subtly motioned to Ty Conklin during a 5-on-5 dogpile that was the result of Janssens getting in Huet's grill. While I don't need fights to enjoy a game, a goalie battle would have certainly endeared Huet to the fans, and it would be one more thing I could check off my list of things I've seen live. Oh yeah, Hawks win again in shutout fashion.
Observations
- In spite of Campbell's goal, the power play is still fucking clown shoes.
- Kerry Fraser = Hockey Hochuli
- Hossa's backchecking has to be seen live to be believed. One cannot fathom the distance on the ice he covers in such short order to retrieve the puck from his own zone.
- Did I mention that Barret Jackman is a fuckhole?
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Big Buff
Anyone else notice that on more than on occassion and in more than one period Buff was on the ice, actually skating, being agressive, i am not ready to get my hopes up. Also, not a surprise Hossa was clearly the best player on the ice last night
Anyone else notice someone posts this every other game lately
Could there be a pattern?
Chicagoan in the Lou.
I didn't see Huet gesture toward Conklin
But having the balls to set off the bomb that is Cam Janssen earns Huet more of my respect- especially since it almost was the final solution to the Brent Sopel problem.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
You were great on the Blues thread
Was laughing my ass off the way you were throwing shit around there.
by The Fearless Freep on Dec 17, 2009 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
which part---Hossa or Buff?
and by the way Seabrook played his best game of the year…..He was crushing people
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
He is a beast. Always helps to play at the UC where the slightest breeze knocks out a panel of glass
by ChargingMajor on Dec 17, 2009 9:54 AM CST up reply actions
Agreed.
Seabs played like a man possessed. Great game.
Buff’s Jekyll and Hyde routine seems to be every other game. Early this year is was good, bad, bad, bad, don’t give a shit, good, bad, mediocre, mediocre, oh shit I have a shot at the Olympics team??? good, good, good, bad, bad…. no more rambling. Great game by Buff never the less.
Glad to see Huet get a shut out too.
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Dec 17, 2009 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
That opening joke is too good for a rim shot
it deserves a Bonham solo. Fucking hilarious!
Also, if the Toews/Kane cycle can continue to leave dat Horsa guy (or anyone else for that matter) wide the hell open in front of the net…there’s gonna be problems for the enemy. And, I love watching our team play keep away with the puck – it’s reached the comical level.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
Nice wrap
Interesting point on a Huet goalie fight- that would have been the turning point for fans, particularly those yelling ‘SHOOT’ and ‘HIT EM EAGER!’
I was expecting the 3rd to be even a little more chippy than it was. Blues had no answers
Hossa's backchecking
It’s quite remarkable to watch live isn’t it? Seen it for many years here in Ottawa as it’s quite contagious throughout the team when your best player attacks the puck in the defensive zone like a tiger hunting down a sika deer. It’s ferocious!
Oh, and don’t look now but on The Copper & Blue they’re debating whether or not Khabibulin should be shelved for the season. Remember when some posted that if the ‘Hawks still had him they would’ve been undefeated? Unfortunately, one Hawks fan did post “Take Huet!” which isn’t suprising eventhough he’s 15-7-2 with a 2.09 GAA and a .913 SV%. Guess there is no pleasing some people is there.
Yup, the Blues are fuckwads but what did anyone expect from the perennial basement dwellers? Agree with Campbell in his post-game interview it’s something that has crept into the league again with shitbags like Cam Janssen and Todd Fedoruk taking shots at the other teams netminders when down late in the game. It’s unapologethic behaviour and the league needs to step in, but it won’t as usual.
It's never about the eventual destination, but rather the long journey and its challenging obstacles that are presented and what it takes to overcome them, that makes the taste of success all the more worthwhile!!!
it’s something that has crept into the league again with shitbags like Cam Janssen and Todd Fedoruk taking shots at the other teams netminders when down late in the game.
Hard to throw stones when we’ve seen Buff do the same thing. Ask a Vancouver fan.
I didn’t see any post-game interviews to hear the full story, but Huet’s shove looked like it was a breaking point thing- like Janssen had been doing little shit the entire game, which is Cam’s job.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Dec 17, 2009 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
Totally different circumstances when it comes to Byfuglien and the other 2. Byfuglien’s running over Luongo was a tone-setter for what was to possibly be a 1st round match-up as it was late March and there stood a great chance that these could, and eventually did, meet in the playoffs. The playoffs are the playoffs, you do what it takes to win.
Fedoruk’s actions were completely uncalled for as it’s 100% unlikely that the Lightning will ever reach the Finals this season. His total nonsensical behaviour was unjustifyable and should’ve been punished by the league. With Janssen you could give credit that he was just trying to set the tone for the rest of the season series but that would mean that he could think. So with that, I hardly doubt it was nothing more than frustration boiling over and decided to take a swipe at Huet. Once again don’t try to score and break the shutout, break the goaltender.
It's never about the eventual destination, but rather the long journey and its challenging obstacles that are presented and what it takes to overcome them, that makes the taste of success all the more worthwhile!!!
Thoughts on Huet
Guy next to me in the 300 level last night literally spent the entire game chanting 3 things:
1) Huet you suck!! Overrated, start Niemi!
2) SHOOOOOOOOOT!! No matter who had the puck
3) Campbell you suck!
Not joking, he didn’t say anything else.
I think with the Bears demise, the meatball has made their way over to the UC and think it’s fun to yell things.
by Northside_Dan on Dec 17, 2009 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
wait.......
are you suggesting that some blackhawks fans don’t know what they’re talking about?
by bangbangerang on Dec 17, 2009 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
That guy must be in my section...
…when I’m at the game. Seriously, I have that same guy yelling “SHOOOOOT!” behind me in sec 302. Better yet when he questions why a guy backs off a puck during a shift change.
The douchebags have taken over the 300 level.
by The Fearless Freep on Dec 17, 2009 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
Ah crap
The douchebags have taken over the 300 level
I don’t want to hear that! I’m going to my first game in two seasons (living out of the state has contributed to my absence) on Jan. 3rd vs. the Ducks with my old man in the 300 level – and nothing pisses us off more than those kinda bags of douche.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
While there are DB’s, it is without a doubt an enjoyable experience. I wouldn’t worry too much about it.
I was in a foul mood getting to the game last night because the abortion that was my ride on 290 to get there. Sitting next to the meatball who I’m sure was wearing a Jim Belushi tshirt under his sweater was just the cherry on top.
by Northside_Dan on Dec 17, 2009 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
Oh I still ultimately enjoy it
especially going with knowledgeable, diehard fans (i.e. my Dad) but I was hoping against hope that we would avoid the douchebaggery of the neer-do-well Hawk fans who scream “SHOOOOOOOT!” and “FIIIIIIIIGHT!” and other such nonsensical bullshit. I was also hoping to win the Power Ball jackpot and run away with Kate Beckinsale too…looks like I have a better chance with the latter.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
Enjoy. Only complaints in the section are the people in front don’t adhere to the “wait for the whistle” rule. But the guys behind are pretty funny.
by oneminuteremainingintheperiodoneminute on Dec 17, 2009 12:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Thanks for the info!
Considering they’re your tickets, you should know!
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
not just the 300 level...
my boss has seats in section 121, and i score them from time to time- definitely a lot of “SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT IT” and blackerry usage going on down there. basically, everything sucks everywhere.
in other news- i really enjoyed seeing huet stand up for himself a bit. he needs to learn some of these classy moves though:
by bangbangerang on Dec 17, 2009 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
Solid summary
basically, everything sucks everywhere
“…looks like it suicide again for me!” -Moe
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
Blackberry usage
Grates on me more than anything. Did anyone catch the asshole in the CBOE seats a few games back? Guy sitting there with his 10 year old kid, kid’s totally engrossed in the game and the dad is totally engrossed in his Blackberry. Fucking douchebag.
Gotta make money to pay for those seats ;)
However, really annoying is getting a Christmas update letter and seeing someone’s kid sitting on the Hawk’s bench during warm-up and wondering why the fuck (besides I’m not 10 years old) it wasn’t me.
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
At least its not the 100 level.
I guess I would rather sit close to the loud meatheads in the 300 level. It’s much better than sitting next to people on their Blackberry’s most of the game. Maybe they should have put one of the Madhouse bars on the 100 level.
Victim was found murdered by a Chelsea Dagger.
"sit down kid"
i had 100 level seats last season and some D-bag sitting behind me told me to sit down after a goal, told him to fuck off and go to the opera, that wont happen in the madhouse. i just occasionally screamm “PASS IT!” haha
by now.stop.it.right.there on Dec 17, 2009 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
Occasionally I find myself
calling Byfuglien a glacial piece of shit, much like I did when he had just hopped on that breakaway that led to the game winner against the Rags. Boy did I look like a douchebag to everyone else around me.
"...about six feet from the moose's butt."
by The Fearless Freep on Dec 17, 2009 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
See you can’t fault yourself for that. 9 out of 10 times that is the correct comment for what is about to happen when he has the puck
by Northside_Dan on Dec 17, 2009 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
Interesting point.........
We loved it when Buff crushes somebody——anybody—————————when he wants…..ocasssionally…..you know
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
I like it better when someone gets crushed by Buff, gets up to retaliate, and then cowers in fear when he realizes how much of a monster Buff is.
by warrenjm2006 on Dec 17, 2009 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
Nice Summary Mac
1. No mention of Hit Bogart?
2. Glad for Soupy. What a beaut! It’s been mentioned, but Soup and Nintendo are basically giving us a 2nd shutdown pair this year.
3. Toews is +15 and, in many penalty-kill minutes, has yet to be on the ice when we coughed one up.
4. Hossa is point-a-game despite lingering rust.
5. 25 minutes for Dunc, 23 for Seebs? I think this is Q’s biggest mistake so far this year. Shutouts are nice, but March-May is more important.
6. If the Hawks get very good goaltending, can anyone beat them? Discuss
Agreed Dunc and Seebs are logging a lot of mins. Last night I know Hjammer was banged up a bit so that could have been a contributing factor. But your overall jist is right on point.
by HjammerTime on Dec 17, 2009 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
Barker went down early in the third period. More ice time for everyone then. And these guys are just 26 years old, they shouldn’t be worn out.
Yeah, but especially w/ Dunc...
…not only is he at the top of the league in TOI, but, as far as I can tell, he leads the league in distance travelled per second on the ice. The guy has one gear, and it’s really fucking fast. Instead of circling, he stops and hops. That shit is tiring.
When I multiply these two together, I conclude that Keith leads the league in total amount of skating, literally, by miles.
Plus, he’s not that big and we saw some signs of wear on the guy last year. The Hawks have had their share of laughers the past month, and their top d-line shoulda got more rest.
Yes, the Hawks are young, but they remind me of the young bull that wants to run down the hill and fuck a cow from among a group grazing in the valley.
No, says the older, wiser bull (think Detroit)- let’s walk down and fuck ’em all.
This just in:
Matt Cooke, Todd Fedoruk, and Cam Janssen were all arrested last night after FBI agents discovered their plot to burgle all the turds in the world. They will be charged with conspiracy to commit turd burglary.
twitter.com/BlackhawksDL
by Original Six on Dec 17, 2009 10:41 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
Scumbag Blues
I see somebody else listens to Them Crooked Vultures!
After the first 6 minutes which saw multiple turnovers by Keith and Seabrook, the Hawks dominated.
Hip Hip HUET!
by HjammerTime on Dec 17, 2009 10:51 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
It was my first post so I went for maximum cheese!
by HjammerTime on Dec 17, 2009 11:46 AM CST up reply actions
dam! I dont want to step on toes? Can I change the name?
by HjammerTime on Dec 17, 2009 12:29 PM CST up reply actions
you’re good. there shall be no limit to the praise of super nintendo
by ChargingMajor on Dec 17, 2009 12:31 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Thats good becasue I wanted to avoid working Sopel into my tag name…
by HjammerTime on Dec 17, 2009 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
sorry…been awhile since i visited HockyBuzz…
by WirtzGMnomore on Dec 17, 2009 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
Wow
That’s uncalled for…
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Dec 17, 2009 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
HIP HIP HUET
I am the drunk man who will keep chanting this at the UC until it becomes commonplace. Then I will just glare at the people who do it, like I do currently during “the wave”.
by OMFS88 on Dec 17, 2009 12:43 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Time to play: Write the Caption
Wayne Gretzky waits eagerly for the gay orgy to begin. “It was my turn to bring the snacks,” says Gretzky, “I usually provide better munchies than Mark (Messier) but he makes up for it later in the evening, if you catch my drift.”
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
by HawkVision on Dec 17, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I figured with this ridiculous picture of the Great One
provided to us…I thought the intelligently sarcastic minds that are the members (and maybe authors) of this blog would participate in Write the Caption. Similar to what Sam, McClure, and Matt do with AP photos that are posted (see Seabs photo on this entry up top) on their entries.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
Haha I understand. Just highly disturbed with the orgy talk. It was very funny though.
twitter.com/BlackhawksDL
by Original Six on Dec 17, 2009 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
From ESPN this week,
my favorite from their top 5 captions: “John, that red light on top of the camera? Did I score again?”

twitter.com/BlackhawksDL
by Original Six on Dec 17, 2009 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
looks like a pic from a euro gay porn video..
looks like he just recieved one in his ass. God I hate this guy.
You hate
the guy who probably did more to expand hockey in the US that any other person in the 25 years before him, except for the 1984 US Olympic team?
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Dec 18, 2009 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
While this is all true
It doesn’t excuse him for being a Bitch
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
1984?
That was an Orwell book. I think you mean 1980, right?
Pending clarification, point to Martin.
by cliffkoroll on Dec 18, 2009 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
No, I totally mean 1984...
You know, one of the many years the US team went in, played like shit, and never made it out of the group stage… That was HUGE…
(yeah, I meant 1980. I try to pretend everything cool happened after I was born, not before…)
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Dec 18, 2009 12:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
kid with headphones
So I dunno if its been mentioned before but anyone notice that kid (maybe teenager) with dark hair that sits in the first row behind the visitor’s goal with a red hawks jersey and headphones on? Since last season, it seems like he sits there every game and the tv cameras always seem to find him and he gives his dorky little thumbs up everytime the hawks score a goal. I think they showed him twice last night…after brouwer’s goal and then after soupy’s. Who is this kid??
I’ve seen him too and was going to post this exact thing. I’m not sure the disease, but I’ve seen people like him who are extremely sensative to noise so they where the headset. Not to make light of it, but like in “something about mary”.
by oneminuteremainingintheperiodoneminute on Dec 17, 2009 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
I assumed he was listening to the radio, which I thought was limited to Nascar and minor league baseball.
by warrenjm2006 on Dec 17, 2009 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
Yea I’m almost certain he has some special needs. He sure seems to love him some blackhawk hockey though and scored some damn nice seats
by ChargingMajor on Dec 18, 2009 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
“Hi, I’m Wayne Gretzky of the Edmonton OIlers, and after a hard day of dominating the spread, I come home to my strangely decorated living room and find everything I need on my BIG ASS Coffee Table. Thats right, if you’re like me and hate the fuss of drawers, dressers, refrigerators, and other unecessary, but standard, storage areas, pick up a BIG ASS Coffee Table today and keep everything you own right there where you can see it.”
by oneminuteremainingintheperiodoneminute on Dec 17, 2009 1:15 PM CST reply actions
Early in his career...
Gretzkey appeared in a photo shot to display the twelve major exports of Edmonton for a publicity shot (himself included) – aimed at the alternative crowd.
by The Fearless Freep on Dec 17, 2009 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
And apparently the photographer
gave him one instruction – “Wayne, give me gay.”
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
by HawkVision on Dec 17, 2009 1:52 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
yes, i’m really bored.
by oneminuteremainingintheperiodoneminute on Dec 17, 2009 1:16 PM CST reply actions
Did anyone notice
Gene Honda calling out the PP time remaining during one of the Blues’ power play last night? I think it was on Versteeg’s tripping penalty. Even Pat Foley got confused because he erroneously said there was one minute remaining in the period – not realizing it was the PP time left. What was that all about? I think GH messed up and tried covering it up.
Bring back Harvey Wittenberg!
by The Fearless Freep on Dec 17, 2009 1:54 PM CST reply actions
I heard the PP clock was broken
So they announced it instead.
And Foley was probably too fucked up to know the difference anyway.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
Ah...
…“well, that would certainly explain the hostility.”
by The Fearless Freep on Dec 17, 2009 2:11 PM CST reply actions
"What would you call Chicago if it sucked?"
hhmmm…..
Bears suck!
Cubs really suck!
Bulls suck!
Sox suck!
Looks like ill start calling it St.Louis.
Why?
Why do the Cubs get the “really suck” rating, while the other teams just get a regular ol’ “suck” rating? The fuck is wrong with you?
freal
the only acceptable generalizations/sterotypes on this board are of the white sox and their fan base.
go hawks!
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
I always kind of asumed 'Hawks fans were primarily White Sox fans...
no insult or anything, they just seem like a more down-to-earth, blue-collar team (if you can say that about multi-millionaires), which hockey fans, in general seem to be.
Or maybe there’s a split between long-time and ‘new’ ’Hawks fans to close the gap…
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
It's really a good mix between the two
Which is exactly why it’s a bad idea to ever start Cubs-Sox stuff here. It always turns into something ugly.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
Hockey is an expensive sport
and it’s big on the north side, and the north side is Cubs territory. Unless things have changed since the early 70’s. ;)
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
Because.....
They gave Milton Bradley 30 some million over 3 years and decided to raise ticket prices to justify there place as Chicago’s biggest cash cow yet again.
Go Hawks!
by BlackhawksJapan on Dec 17, 2009 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I'd say that
the Bulls really suck. Well I guess the Bears too.
Hell they ALL really suck.
by The Fearless Freep on Dec 17, 2009 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, but the Bears are better than the Rams, and St. Louis doesn’t have an NBA team. But the last time I was wasted in St. Louis, I hooked up with a really ugly girl, and I didn’t even use a paper bag for her head.
by warrenjm2006 on Dec 17, 2009 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
You didn't have to use a bag
Cause she was probably considered HOT by St Louis standards
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
by Roos-34 on Dec 17, 2009 3:39 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
It’s more impressive that he has a SLGT logo as his avatar… yet he’s been banned from their site..
by Matthew Dirt on Dec 18, 2009 1:28 AM CST up reply actions
You make one reply this whole thread.....
and its about me, Merry Christmas to you also!
Official, and Unofficial SLGT party starter.
What, like in the basement?
I hate Illinois Nazis.
by Scott13 on Dec 18, 2009 1:04 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm thinking
“No one loves me and neither do I” would be a great thread title when we play the Thrashers.
by AirTrafficAJ on Dec 18, 2009 2:35 AM CST up reply actions
I wanted that goalie fight so bad.
I highly enjoyed that two of the goals we scored (Brouwer, Panda) were unleashed with such force that Conklin basically shat the puck back into his own goal.
I know...it was sooo close to the goalie fight...
All it would have taken, I think, is a couple of players jumping over the boards to get the dominoes rolling and we would have had a pretty decent brawl. I know our 3rd goalie, up in Peoria, has had a couple of fights in his days — if only, he were up for a spell this week…
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
Great game but
I really really hope Jackman gets his clock cleaned in the next game between the two.
Bring on Boston and keep the Original 6 win streak alive so to speak.
by BlackhawksJapan on Dec 17, 2009 10:51 PM CST reply actions

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