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Big Three Press Conference Live Blog

We talked about it, and it's been decided this press conference requires a Second City Live Blog.  So come back at 2pm when it starts.  There are lots of questions to be answered, sadly none of them will be asked.  This time, I'll do it in the comments section so it updates automatically.

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HAY GUYS!

What’s all the commotion about? Did they manage to trade Huet or something? Move Campbell to Rockford?

...Feeding Rene Bourque his own dick since 11/19/09

by Hjammer of the Gods on Dec 3, 2009 1:13 PM CST reply actions  

I herd Dale Tallon is coming back to da boooooooooooothaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

by Andrew Cieslak on Dec 3, 2009 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't believe

they traded Kane, Keith and Toews to make room to sign Chelios. Unbelievable!!!

[Source]

by Scott13 on Dec 3, 2009 1:28 PM CST reply actions  

rabble rabble rabble

...Feeding Rene Bourque his own dick since 11/19/09

by Hjammer of the Gods on Dec 3, 2009 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Perfect.

I have class at 2:15 so if this runs long or starts late I would have had to try reading lips. I’m sure we’re not gonna get any earth-shattering news here. Probably just find out how many years at undisclosed amounts. But I still want to be informed on whatever they do delve out.

twitter.com/BlackhawksDL

by Original Six on Dec 3, 2009 1:34 PM CST reply actions  

anyone know what channel on tv or radio where they will be broadcasting the news confrence?

by Section325psychofans on Dec 3, 2009 1:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

i’m sure comcast has it. and the website.

by oneminuteremainingintheperiodoneminute on Dec 3, 2009 1:43 PM CST reply actions  

God damn Russian Cultures,

Because of this class i can’t see the press conference, I’m gonna fail the final unless my teacher thinks that Kovalchuck, Malkin, and Ovechkin’s journey to the NHL counts are Russian culture cuz thats what i’m putting on my final

Legacy of KA(i)NE

by Kaner's Revenge on Dec 3, 2009 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Workin'

Sadly. No volume allowed in cubicle land. Thus I’ve come to watch the live blogging where I can read outloud, which is quieter than my computer.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Dec 3, 2009 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Stream on Blackhawks.nhl.com

I wonder if the placeholder picture has anything to do with the news conference…

by Kelly R on Dec 3, 2009 1:54 PM CST reply actions  

So much for the "surprise"

Even the description just calls it a “hockey operations announcement”

by ElijahJones22 on Dec 3, 2009 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

If you click Play

It has a picture of Kane Toews and Keith. Isn’t that what you would expect?

by XxMJ20xX on Dec 3, 2009 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

SCOOPED!

They will be announcing the terms of the new deals:

Keith gets 50% U.C. concession stand profits
Kane gets 75% U.C. gate and parking
Toews gets the Hawks’ 25% share of Comcast Sports Net

I like boobs.

by G.S. Clam on Dec 3, 2009 1:54 PM CST reply actions  

And like hockey gladiators

they get to choose which ice girl shall be their possession for the evening after a glorious victory.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Dec 3, 2009 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

haha

my brother’s roommate’s younger brother dated a ice girl that once fucked pat Kane, apparently every time he walked by the locker room with her Pat Kane gave him the death stare.

Legacy of KA(i)NE

by Kaner's Revenge on Dec 3, 2009 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

haha that

and that the fact that half of the ignorant people that call themselves my friends talk about how Toews is so much better then Kane and how Kane is a overpriced whining bitch, when in reality Kane is an amazingly talented player. It just pisses me off when people say he doesn’t try.

Legacy of KA(i)NE

by Kaner's Revenge on Dec 3, 2009 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

My brother’s roommate’s uncle’s cousin’s sister knows an ice girl whose sister met a girl who once fucked Pat Kane.

by Sportsgal on Dec 3, 2009 2:05 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

hah yeah didn't explain that well

But i actually know the guy. Kinda a dbag, but good with women

Legacy of KA(i)NE

by Kaner's Revenge on Dec 3, 2009 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Right kids, let's do this

So I’ll start it here, and whenever you all want to chime in just hit reply to my comments. That way everyone can follow my thread, because I’m more important than you and need the ego boost.

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 1:59 PM CST reply actions  

That's a brilliant idea Sam. You've done it again!

How’s that?

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Dec 3, 2009 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's Go Sam!

If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning

by Trixietrx on Dec 3, 2009 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Looks like it's been moved to 2:45

Maybe so they can figure out why they’re paying these guys so much.

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:00 PM CST reply actions  

Cue Price Is Right fail trombone.

I like boobs.

by G.S. Clam on Dec 3, 2009 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

+30 INTERNETS FOR YOU

I like boobs.

by G.S. Clam on Dec 3, 2009 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you good sir.

by Kelly R on Dec 3, 2009 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice.

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Dec 3, 2009 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

That's getting used in my classroom ASAP

Shattering the egos before everyone else; your public school teachers!

Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.

by russellguldin on Dec 3, 2009 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

that got a laugh

and i’ve gotta keep it down so people don’t suspect that i’m not paying attention to work

by Kevin Kujawa on Dec 3, 2009 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

That is my text message tone...

mostly because everyone that sends me a text is a failure….

by Wanker751 on Dec 3, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Rotowire had this to say about Keith

The Hawks promised to take care of Keith, and they have. Keith is one of the NHL’s biggest bargains with a salary of $1.9 million, which makes him the fifth-highest-paid defenseman on the Hawks’ roster. “I had no problem with that contract I signed,” Keith said recently about his former contract. “I was happy with it and I’m still happy with it. It’s still a fair penny when it comes down to it.”
Maybe Keith would have signed for less, or maybe Keith is just really good at looking good in the press

Legacy of KA(i)NE

by Kaner's Revenge on Dec 3, 2009 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah, nevermind

I’m an idiot. Here we go.

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:01 PM CST reply actions  

is it on CSN

all thats on right now is a replay of the bulls game last night.

by jeff021690 on Dec 3, 2009 2:02 PM CST reply actions  

there was a ticker at the bottom that said “Standby for the live Blackhawks press conference.”

by Sportsgal on Dec 3, 2009 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you

Staying up all night studying for finals has sort of scrambled my brain

by jeff021690 on Dec 3, 2009 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh God

they’re actually trading all three, and heads have exploded all over the press room!!!

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Dec 3, 2009 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Or Not, Hank Stram

I thought I heard a press room.

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:02 PM CST reply actions  

dude

did you just get that text? totally ruining the surprise.

by Kevin Kujawa on Dec 3, 2009 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Quite being such a cock tease for those of us at work dammit.

by XxMJ20xX on Dec 3, 2009 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

You take it on faith, you take it form the heart...

The Waiting is the hardest part.

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

GOLF CLAP

I like boobs.

by G.S. Clam on Dec 3, 2009 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

It begins.

My don’t they look spiffy?

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

NOOO

why am i feeling sappy because of the smashing pumpkins?

by Kevin Kujawa on Dec 3, 2009 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

In class

Watching on mute. Can I get a play by play?

by ElijahJones22 on Dec 3, 2009 2:05 PM CST reply actions  

Notice

How Stan is hiding behind Faber, probably from embarrassment that he got raped in these negotiations.

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:05 PM CST reply actions  

Hitchcock Jr.

since Scotty is pretty much Alfred himself

by gmh on Dec 3, 2009 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Video tribute

Using Smashing Pumpkins, I already hate it.

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

HAHAHA!

I said the same thing!

by Sportsgal on Dec 3, 2009 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

What song?

www.secondcityhockey.com

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.

by McClure on Dec 3, 2009 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Today

...Feeding Rene Bourque his own dick since 11/19/09

by Hjammer of the Gods on Dec 3, 2009 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

BARF

www.secondcityhockey.com

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.

by McClure on Dec 3, 2009 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Really?

Pardon me – jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Dec 3, 2009 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

It's snowing

Is that an omen?

If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning

by Trixietrx on Dec 3, 2009 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

holy shit

I didn’t even realize until now!

by gmh on Dec 3, 2009 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm such a dork

the video is giving me goosebumps

by Kelly R on Dec 3, 2009 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

If they love it here so much...

Why are they only signing for five years?

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

Cause they gonna gets

lots mo’ monaaaaaaay in 5 years, yo.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Dec 3, 2009 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

HA!

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Dec 3, 2009 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

The force is strong in you

young Bowman

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Dec 3, 2009 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe now

 Someone can ask Stan why Hossa wasn’t put on LTIR. Better late then never.

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:10 PM CST reply actions  

How young am I

to not remember that reference?

Legacy of KA(i)NE

by Kaner's Revenge on Dec 3, 2009 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Charlie Brown's teacher?

Have you never seen a Charlie Brown cartoon? WTF?

by Sportsgal on Dec 3, 2009 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

No I have

Just too young to remember what the teacher sounds like.

Legacy of KA(i)NE

by Kaner's Revenge on Dec 3, 2009 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Wwah wwah wwah-wwah

by Sportsgal on Dec 3, 2009 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I wasn't an 80's baby

cut me some slack

Legacy of KA(i)NE

by Kaner's Revenge on Dec 3, 2009 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

The 80’s were a fun 3 months for me.

I hope that scares lots of you old guys around here.

twitter.com/BlackhawksDL

by Original Six on Dec 3, 2009 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't even remember most of the 80's

So there.

If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning

by Trixietrx on Dec 3, 2009 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

That is what I was thinking.

Especially talking about how Rocky made it exciting in a nice monotone voice.

by Spotacus on Dec 3, 2009 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

You know, for guys that get paid a lot of money to

talk in front of people and do PR, they can’t speak. Bowman speaks like a fucking retard.

by illinikc33 on Dec 3, 2009 2:10 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

We’ve signed……..LINE

Jonathan….LINE

Toews….and….LINE

by Kelly R on Dec 3, 2009 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Are his eyes scrolling

like he’s reading a prompter?

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Dec 3, 2009 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Dec 3, 2009 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

"I'd like to thank Rocky and John McDonough..

…for stabbing Tallon in the back so I could have a big boy office."

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:10 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Of course as soon as this started my daughter had to go and break a snow globe.

Did I miss anything while I was cutting myself to ribbons?

I like boobs.

by G.S. Clam on Dec 3, 2009 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

dude.

he sounds like robocop. my presentation on the elements to my eighth grade biology class was less forced than this.

by Kevin Kujawa on Dec 3, 2009 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

Thanking us for the United Center

Good thing McD is trying to phase us all out then.

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

Mr. Toews

Welcome to the Circle Jerk, your turn at pivot man

by Kelly R on Dec 3, 2009 2:12 PM CST reply actions  

Toews speaking now

“I’d like to thank Stan Bowman for inexplicably paying me more money than Ryan Getzlaf. I’m truly startled.”

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:12 PM CST reply actions  

numbers

are they actually announcing numbers here? or are we stll going off the reported values?

by modnar on Dec 3, 2009 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Duncan Keith Speaking

“I’d like to thank Stan for allowing my deal to make the most sense.”

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

Flash should emphasize BLAKHAK a little harder.

I like boobs.

by G.S. Clam on Dec 3, 2009 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

"speaking" is a stretch

he’s even more mumble-mouthed than I remembered.

by gmh on Dec 3, 2009 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm so bored

what is this, a fucking pageant?

by gmh on Dec 3, 2009 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

Keith taking a page from the Wirtz book

And thanking the season ticket holders.

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:14 PM CST reply actions  

Good

My unemployed ass paid a shit load of money for my tickets. He should thank me.

by Sportsgal on Dec 3, 2009 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Coupla good Winnipeg guys there.

5 million bucks goes a long way on Portage Street and Main. Just ask Neil Young!

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Dec 3, 2009 2:14 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

My random decision to buy a Keith jersey his second season is really going to work out long-term for me.

by lordcrapulus on Dec 3, 2009 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

duncs can

finally afford that thesaurus.

by Kevin Kujawa on Dec 3, 2009 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

If he stays healthy

AND stays all 13 years, very very good

by Kelly R on Dec 3, 2009 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

He keeps his already great career pace going

it’s a lock to join Pilote’s company.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Dec 3, 2009 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

norris

i would think he’d need at least one norris and a cup to make that happen.

by modnar on Dec 3, 2009 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

we take a cup home

and he gets a drink, three to one

by Kevin Kujawa on Dec 3, 2009 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah

He’s getting too flashy and offensive these days. Maybe if he could play a better stay-at-home game. He’s could really learn a lot from Sopel.

by lordcrapulus on Dec 3, 2009 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

say what you will about him getting to flashy and offensive

but his goals, assists, and his +/- are all off to his best start.

Legacy of KA(i)NE

by Kaner's Revenge on Dec 3, 2009 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I always expect Kane to be a high falsetto.

I like boobs.

by G.S. Clam on Dec 3, 2009 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

Kane speaking now

Kaner’s gonna make it rain, bitches!

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

Oh, wait.

You’re doing it right. The rec just didn’t show up right away.

Proceed.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Dec 3, 2009 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I don’t think they show up unless you refresh the page.. maybe not

by Killion on Dec 3, 2009 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

+1

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Dec 3, 2009 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

He took out the mouthguard!!!

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Dec 3, 2009 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

Of course Kane's Dad is there

Just like he will be in five years when he leverages a move to New York or something.

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

Ha, they're making him think WGN

way to read the script, dude.

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:17 PM CST reply actions  

Kane can't envision playing anywhere else

Until someone offers him the keys to the city in five years.

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

Ya

And Toews & Keith always dreamed of playing in Phoenix.

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Dec 3, 2009 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

OOOOH QUESTIONS!

I like boobs.

by G.S. Clam on Dec 3, 2009 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

Did they list Kaner's numbers?

If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning

by Trixietrx on Dec 3, 2009 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

First question: BAD.

I like boobs.

by G.S. Clam on Dec 3, 2009 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

Odds of a decent question being asked...

1000/1? 1000000/1?

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:19 PM CST reply actions  

Question of Toews...

How do you feel about being paid more than Mike Richards who’s the exact some player as you?

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by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:19 PM CST reply actions  

You really don’t think he deserves the money he’s getting? I guarantee he would have been offered way more than Mike Richards if he hit the free market!

by Sportsgal on Dec 3, 2009 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

That’s the beauty of the restricted free agency system. The market isn’t free. The Hawks would have been INSANELY compensated if someone had the balls to give him a ridiculous offer sheet.

www.secondcityhockey.com

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.

by McClure on Dec 3, 2009 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh dear Christ

Are you serious? Ladd and Barker were high first round picks and are not remotely as valuable as Toews and Kane. Give us 4 top 5 picks and the likelihood that we get Toews and Kane are pretty low.

by illinikc33 on Dec 3, 2009 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Is hockey a sport you would consider a "favorite"?

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Dec 3, 2009 2:19 PM CST reply actions  

The last 4 years of Keith’s deal have Rogaine and BenGay incentives.

I like boobs.

by G.S. Clam on Dec 3, 2009 2:20 PM CST reply actions  

Question for Stan...

Now that you’ve shortened our Cup Window, how do you sleep at night? And when will we get to see this “cap master” you were advertised as?

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:20 PM CST reply actions  

Jesus...

I can hear the dick slurping from here…

by Kelly R on Dec 3, 2009 2:20 PM CST reply actions  

Impressive?

Impressive to get bent over a barrel on negotiations? Who the fuck asked that?

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:21 PM CST reply actions  

Kane:

“I don’t give a fuck about no cap”

twitter.com/BlackhawksDL

by Original Six on Dec 3, 2009 2:21 PM CST reply actions  

WTF?

End the questions already. Let’s get to the meat.

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Dec 3, 2009 2:21 PM CST reply actions  

oh no

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Dec 3, 2009 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

HA.

Looked extra bad with that post above mine too.

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Dec 3, 2009 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

As opposed to the warranted variety?

e.g. “That Sportsgal, she’s a helluva broad!”

Just want to make sure I’m trackin’ here.

by cliffkoroll on Dec 3, 2009 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't worry

I’m all for it

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Dec 3, 2009 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Cup soon?

They have to win it this year now, dipshit.

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:22 PM CST reply actions  

Nah

We wanna wait about 5 years for a Cup.

If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning

by Trixietrx on Dec 3, 2009 2:22 PM CST reply actions  

“We expect to win the Cup every year. Next idiotic question, idiots.”

I like boobs.

by G.S. Clam on Dec 3, 2009 2:22 PM CST reply actions  

Who the fuck is lighting this thing?

Looks like they’re having this in a garage.

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:22 PM CST reply actions  

“I’d like to thank WGN Radio…” …really…?
fuck….

by WirtzGMnomore on Dec 3, 2009 2:22 PM CST reply actions  

Next question

Why are you guys so wonderful?

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:23 PM CST reply actions  

Can't you get a press pass?

It’d be awesome for you to be at these things.

If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning

by Trixietrx on Dec 3, 2009 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Follow up

Will you take my daughter to prom? Well, not you Kaner.

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:23 PM CST reply actions  

1. All these reporters took the short bus to the UC
2. Kaner dresses like it’s his first high school dance

...Feeding Rene Bourque his own dick since 11/19/09

by Hjammer of the Gods on Dec 3, 2009 2:24 PM CST reply actions  

Maybe Kane can afford some new suits now

thought I’m still waiting for his contract numbers.

If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning

by Trixietrx on Dec 3, 2009 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

“We as a group of three guys are fucking rich and…what was your question? I was too busy thinking about which Swiss bank I should go with…”

I like boobs.

by G.S. Clam on Dec 3, 2009 2:25 PM CST reply actions  

It's a great day for those who can't count

Seriously, does anyone think anyone in this city other than me and Chris Block will write anything critical of these deals?

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:25 PM CST reply actions  

WHOAAA! who let THIS guy in with that question!?

by WirtzGMnomore on Dec 3, 2009 2:25 PM CST reply actions  

You could see him just about to be removed there.

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Dec 3, 2009 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Question for Patrick Kane

You make more than Alex Semin, who has two 30-goal seasons and you don’t. how do you feel about that?

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:26 PM CST reply actions  

“So when you guys are pissing and shitting rainbows, do you flush them?”

I like boobs.

by G.S. Clam on Dec 3, 2009 2:26 PM CST reply actions  

“Or do you donate them to poor hungry children in Africa?”

by Kelly R on Dec 3, 2009 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Follow up for Kane

You also make more than Corey Perry. How does that feel?

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:27 PM CST reply actions  

*POOP*

That concludes or press conference.

by Kelly R on Dec 3, 2009 2:28 PM CST reply actions  

Question for Daydream Nation

Your cap is 1 million higher than Henrik Zetterberg who’s a better player than either of you will be. What do you think about that?

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:28 PM CST reply actions  

Just think

How much they’ll command in 6 yrs when this deal is over with.

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Dec 3, 2009 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Right, over

Thanks guys.

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Dec 3, 2009 2:28 PM CST reply actions  

Wow.

Thanks.

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Dec 3, 2009 2:28 PM CST reply actions  

Im tired, Im beat up.

This was actually more fun than if B&B had carried it. Thanks guys.

I like boobs.

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by McClure on Dec 3, 2009 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

That was bandwidth well spent.

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by Hjammer of the Gods on Dec 3, 2009 2:32 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks for live blogging this guys

It might have been the most thrilling 30 minutes of my life.

by HawksFTW on Dec 3, 2009 2:32 PM CST reply actions  

Come on Sam

I get there are issues with the cap next year, and I’m dreading trades just as much as the next person, but I really don’t understand why you think the contracts these guys were offered are so offensive. Draft picks aren’t nearly as valuable as active, proven players. Are you saying you’d rather have Madden and Ladd more than Kane and Toews?

by Sportsgal on Dec 3, 2009 2:33 PM CST reply actions  

Agreed.

Would you have been more upset if some other team offered this much after the season and the Hawks DIDN’T match it? That would’ve made me furious.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Dec 3, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Personally,

I feel that it’s the consensus right now amongst a lot of folks that these contracts are over market value. This doesn’t take away from the talent of any of them. It upsets me because Toews and Kane were both on record as talking about taking hometown discounts to keep the core of young players together in Chicago. For once in my life, I actually believed a statement from an athlete like that, and well, here we are. SUMMARY: I’m very thankful they’re all re-signed, I thought we could get it done for cheaper, oh well, let’s win a Cup.

...Feeding Rene Bourque his own dick since 11/19/09

by Hjammer of the Gods on Dec 3, 2009 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Of course.

But like I said…say they were offered this kind of contract by someone else this offseason, and the Hawks said, “Nah, we don’t think he’s worth that much.” We would’ve lost our minds and thought Dollar Bill has come back to haunt and curse us all.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Dec 3, 2009 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta love Hawk fans

We hate success as much as failure. Nothing’s ever good enough.

by Andrew Cieslak on Dec 3, 2009 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Seriously.

We’ve always had to gripe when our organization didn’t spend the cash on the right people. This isn’t the Arnason, Bell and Calder line we’re resigning, far the fuck from it. Yeah, we overspent a touch…but in this case, I’m glad we did instead of reverting back to the old Hawk school of “you don’t deserve that money, goodbye”. I’m real fucking happy.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Dec 3, 2009 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Overpaying is soitenly better than nopaying.

Still, Dale Tallon had already proven he could do that.

I was hoping young Bowman might justify his lofty perch.

I be on my green like Irish Spring.

by chrome on Dec 3, 2009 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I get

some of the feel of it being overmarket BUT let’s not forget they’re not in they’re Prime yet. Give it another year or 2 and we may be talking about what a steal this was

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Dec 3, 2009 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

What was the final damage anyway?

Was it what was reported last night? If so, that may seem high, but it’s not like they’re pulling down Bettman money…

by HawkInExile on Dec 3, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

That’s pretty much the disclaimer I should’ve included in my post, verbatim

...Feeding Rene Bourque his own dick since 11/19/09

by Hjammer of the Gods on Dec 3, 2009 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I think a possible reason for NOT seeing the home town discounts is this.

Their agents told them to sign for a shorter, 5 year period, and get all you can out of it, just in case of a serious injury, or anything that would cause their stock to drop within the next 5 years. That being said, 5 years from now, if both players still feel how they do now about loving Chicago and wanting to make it their home for the rest of their careers, that is when you might see the 10 year deal at a nice hometown price.

You really can’t blame them or Bowman. They’re 21 years old, and if one of them goes down with a serious injury and never makes it back to being the player everyone thought they would be, they would be kicking themselves in 5 years for taking that contract at a lower price.

by jeff021690 on Dec 3, 2009 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

He is being completely unreasonable.

Absolutely unreasonable. Unless he invented future glasses. Or got the Delorian over at Universal Studios to work. I’m sure there will be a gripe post up soon, so this conversation can continue there.

by illinikc33 on Dec 3, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

gotta go, i’ve got a guy on the line about some white walls.

by oneminuteremainingintheperiodoneminute on Dec 3, 2009 2:37 PM CST reply actions  

I just don't understand

How the Bruins can sign someone like Marc Savard, a proven 90+ point scorer, for 7 years at 4mil/yr, while the Hawks 2 good players not at Savard’s level, for 6.3mil/yr each.

And it’s strange to me how Marian Hossa, the team’s best player, is only the 5th highest paid player on the team.

by HawksFTW on Dec 3, 2009 2:39 PM CST reply actions  

I’m assuming age and potential are large factors.

by Andrew Cieslak on Dec 3, 2009 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Ya

And that’s a fair point I suppose, it still just seems like Bowman got worked over on this one.

by HawksFTW on Dec 3, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Check out the years on the deal

1: youy’re paying for potential in 2 young kids, remember Toews is what 22? annd Kane 21

2: Savard’s deal is 2 years longer so that cap hit isn’s as much. If you pay Savrd for only 5 years it’s like $5.6M a year.

I can all but guarantee Toews/Kane’s aganet said they would not sign for any longer that 5 yrs. So that they could hit the jack pot one more time

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Dec 3, 2009 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah i agree

I think the max on the deal was 5 years. puts them in line for a handsome payday in their mid 20s.

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH

by Illini0509 on Dec 3, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

And

most importantly for those 2. They’ll most likely be at the peak of their careers

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Dec 3, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

You guys are right of course. I’m just not used to seeing the Hawks spend this much money all at once and it’s a bit of a shock to my system. Hopefully in a couple years these cap hits will look like bargains and the Hawks will have a Cup or 5 by the time their contracts are up.

by HawksFTW on Dec 3, 2009 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

savard is 32 - past peak

not so tough to understand at all

by krome on Dec 3, 2009 5:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

It is what it is

let’s just be thankful that these guys are sticking around for the next 6 years

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH

by Illini0509 on Dec 3, 2009 2:42 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Market Variances

While the deals for Kane & Toews are above market today, Hawks are rolling the dice that the gap between premium talent & others will remain or get larger still. I believe that the guys that have to be worried are the Buff & Sopel types; current trends indicate (to me) that the $5-7 MM players are going to squeeze down other salaries, pushing these “marginal” $3MM players’ salaries down further.

by Rouxster on Dec 3, 2009 3:00 PM CST reply actions  

To the editors/powers that be...

Any plans for a road-watch over the holidays? I’m sure it’s been mentioned before and I missed it, but I’m just mad I missed the last two and want to get in on one. Detroit on the 23rd, Nashville on the 26th, Dallas on the 29th…?

...Feeding Rene Bourque his own dick since 11/19/09

by Hjammer of the Gods on Dec 3, 2009 3:10 PM CST reply actions  

Second this

29th would be fun. Enough time to recover for New Years’ and any Christmas plans will be over by then (for those of us who have multiple family celebrations).

by meeshak on Dec 3, 2009 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

So what are the final numbers? Trying to relay them to Thor and can’t really find anything.

VERSTEEG!

by Bwana on Dec 3, 2009 3:18 PM CST reply actions  

same as previously reported...

Keith: 13 yrs, 71.5 mil, 5.5/yr
Toews and Kane: 5 yrs, 31.5 mil, 6.3/yr

...Feeding Rene Bourque his own dick since 11/19/09

by Hjammer of the Gods on Dec 3, 2009 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

danke

School’s over, though.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Dec 3, 2009 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

How long before....

people start giving these 3 the Brian Campbell treatment for getting “over paid”?

by Wanker751 on Dec 3, 2009 3:21 PM CST reply actions  

approximately

145 needless spin-o-ramas away

...Feeding Rene Bourque his own dick since 11/19/09

by Hjammer of the Gods on Dec 3, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

They aren't free agents.

So people wouldn’t care if they were making $8MM/year.

by illinikc33 on Dec 3, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah so overpaid free agent

means shit upon. Over paid draft pick signed… nothing…. (not saying they are over paid.) Just seems like the more money you make in Chicago the exceptions sky rocket up…

by Wanker751 on Dec 3, 2009 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

No, I would

compare a draft pick to a free agent. They both get the shaft b/c of (unreasonably) high expectations in most cases. The difference is that we have 3 proven star players that were making (relative) pittance that are now making what they “deserve.” If Campbell had come up through our system and gotten this contract after making $1MM/year there wouldn’t be nearly as much griping.

by illinikc33 on Dec 3, 2009 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

In the end we have

Towes, Kane, Campbell, Hossa, Keith, Seabrook locked up. I will not complain about it.

by Wanker751 on Dec 3, 2009 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

You forgot one

Toews, Kane, Campbell, Hossa, Keith, Seabrook, and HUET!

by meeshak on Dec 3, 2009 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Why worry ...

Bob LeDonne has repeatedly told he’s got this under control. I see no reason to disbelieve him.

by ChicoMaki on Dec 3, 2009 3:30 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

so, was there anyone we lost?

sopel? barker? sharp? versteeg? buff? campbell?

by cubsmansince91 on Dec 3, 2009 3:32 PM CST reply actions  

no

at least not reported yet

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by Hjammer of the Gods on Dec 3, 2009 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

andddddd ruutu.
shit.

i may not know much, but i think i know a lot.

by cubsmansince91 on Dec 3, 2009 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

he just hasn't been the same

since Ben Eager beat him up and stole his number.

...Feeding Rene Bourque his own dick since 11/19/09

by Hjammer of the Gods on Dec 3, 2009 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

are the blackhawks going to retire 24

for chelios?

i may not know much, but i think i know a lot.

by cubsmansince91 on Dec 3, 2009 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

cant forget sosa...

21 banner on the right field foul pole?

i may not know much, but i think i know a lot.

by cubsmansince91 on Dec 3, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

now that they are signed...

watch them not produce like every other big signing in sports.

by redtribe14 on Dec 3, 2009 3:32 PM CST reply actions  

it's ok

they put a Havlat Clause in those contracts to cover their asses

...Feeding Rene Bourque his own dick since 11/19/09

by Hjammer of the Gods on Dec 3, 2009 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

marian gaborik disagrees

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH

by Illini0509 on Dec 3, 2009 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

If they want the even BIGGER payday

5 years from now…they’ll play their asses off – try to win some awards, most notably the CUP.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Dec 3, 2009 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

The numbers according to Jeff Marek

Kane + Toews 5 yrs:
6.5
6
6
6.5
6.5

Duncan Keith 13yrs:
8
8
8
7.665
7.6
7.5
6
5
4.5
3.5
2.65
2.1
1.5

by chiblackhawks on Dec 3, 2009 5:04 PM CST reply actions  

I still can't find one damn source

that explains how they navigated the tagging room issue. Everyone knew these three would be signed eventually, it was hardly even news, but I really want to know what the deal is with being over next years cap.

"If you're scared, go buy a dog" - Stacey King

by Hack on Dec 3, 2009 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I think someone linked either on this thread or the previous one

to an article that says the hawks are right at the tagging limit for next season and may not be able to make any roster moves this season with the roster as presently constituted. i may be wrong.

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH

by Illini0509 on Dec 3, 2009 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I saw that link

but it doesn’t tell us anything, it just says they are right at the limit. I thought the limit was next years cap, but apparently it isn’t as the hawks had about 13-14 mil in cap space and just filled that space with 18.1 mil. The tagging limit must be larger than next years cap. I mean, I remember hearing (from somewhere) that the hawks couldn’t finish the contract extensions until they removed some 2010 salary, and that hasn’t happened. I’d just like to get the tagging room thing straight……for future reference if nothing else.

"If you're scared, go buy a dog" - Stacey King

by Hack on Dec 3, 2009 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

A stab in the dawn?

not quite a stab in the dark, but here it is

"If you're scared, go buy a dog" - Stacey King

by Hack on Dec 3, 2009 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

wish I could help you

but the explanations I’ve gotten have made no sense.

by chiblackhawks on Dec 3, 2009 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

one thing that i feel keeps getting lost...

… is that the salary cap will probably rise to accomodate these contracts. With the exception of this year and probably next year, the cap has increased by a minimum of about 5 million dollars a year. So if we can just get past this upcoming off season with a reasonable amount of the team intact, we’ll probably be fine. I’m just guessing that by 2015 kane and toews contracts won’t look that over priced and keith’s will look like a bargain (assuming they maintain current output levels).

by SLoop on Dec 3, 2009 5:31 PM CST reply actions  

the answer is simple: watch more games and drink more beer

the higher the league revenues, the higher the cap.

that’s it; you’ve convinced me. I’m ordering that new third jersey.

by chiblackhawks on Dec 3, 2009 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

i do agree with several others though...

…that these contracts, when compared to other young talent, seem fairly overpriced. Maybe not so for keith, but the other two, definitely. Not that i care a whole lot as long as the teams keeps winning.

I have to wonder if kane & toews’s agents played the “we know how bad this will look to the casual hockey fan if my client doesn’t re-sign” angle. While guys like Sam might appreciate the nuance of letting a guy go because he is asking too much money, the kind of person the hawks are trying to attract just sees the weak ass, uninformed sports reporter headline “hawks cheap out on young star”.

by SLoop on Dec 3, 2009 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

OK now I'm concerned

$8M for Keith next year? Jesus.

The Blackhawks have $26.04M tied up in two defenseman, a goalie and a wing.

by Sportsgal on Dec 3, 2009 5:39 PM CST reply actions  

i think his cap hit is only like $5.5 though, and that is the number that matters

The weighting of his contract to the first few years is probably just a time-value of money thing.

by SLoop on Dec 3, 2009 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I have no understanding of how that works...

but hat’s still over $23M on five players.

Ladd, and Hjalmarrson are both RFAs next year. Ladd is a goner but we’ll hopefully get some decent compensation for him. Hammer is a MUST resign. He’ll definitely be up for a salary boost as well.

by Sportsgal on Dec 3, 2009 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

we’ve been fine w/o him, who cares, who cares, we signed him to a 1 year deal b/c we knew he would be gone. Gritty role players who become fan favorites are all well and good, but the 4th line should essentially be a revolving door every couple years.

by illinikc33 on Dec 3, 2009 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Total amount of contract (about 72 Million in Keith’s case) divided by the overall number of years (13).

72 divided by 13 equals 5.5.. So 5.5 million counts against the cap whether he’s getting paid 8 million next year or 1.5 million in the final year.

by Killion on Dec 3, 2009 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I wonder if the reason the kane&toews contracts were so high

is because the hawks wanted to bargain the years down to make sure they were RFA’s at the end of their contract. I bet if the hawks would have gave them the deal, say savard got, they would have gotten them much cheaper but then, since they’re older than 27, they’d become UFA and the hawks would have to compete on the open market.

by SLoop on Dec 3, 2009 5:50 PM CST reply actions  

Shouldn't they be UFAs at the end of these deals anyway?

I’m just hoping that when these deals are over and they are playing as expected, that they decide to sign long term contracts for around the same amount.

by Spotacus on Dec 3, 2009 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

unless wikipedia is steering me wrong

only players who are 27 or older become UFA’s. That doesn’t mean they can’t be arbitration elligible but 5 years would put both those guys right ar 27, just in time for the hawks to maintain their rights and sign them to their final NHL contract or trade them away for several very good draft picks.

by SLoop on Dec 3, 2009 6:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

27 or older or

7 years in the NHL. So Kane and Toews will be UFAs since they will have 8 years in the NHL.

http://proicehockey.about.com/od/thenewnhl/a/salary_cap_expl_2.htm

by Spotacus on Dec 3, 2009 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Where's Dale?

All through the press conference, John, Pat, and Dunc thanked everyone who made it all possible, and they did a great job… Family, fans, Rocky, Stan, Mc D, etc.

These are great kids, and it’s a known fact they love Dale Tallon…

It appears there is clearly a gag order here. In fact, where is Dale Tallon? Has anyone seen him? Maybe it’s just me, but the lack of acknowledgment I see here leaves me kind of empty…

Who selected these 3 in the first place? I understand there are reasons why he is no longer GM, but geez, it’s not like he committed a heinous crime or something.

God bless you Dale Tallon, wherever you are! We will always remember what you have done for the players and fans in Chicago. I’m sure the players would say so too, if they were allowed to. God speed Dale.

It would be great if he could drop by the booth with Pat Foley sometime to say hi, or better yet, fill in for Eddie when he’s off doing a national broadcast sometime…

by Byfuglie33 on Dec 3, 2009 6:42 PM CST reply actions  

Is this ass-kissing part of the deal

when he offered you $3m/year?

sorry, couldn’t resist making that joke. :P

by chiblackhawks on Dec 3, 2009 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

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