Somewhere deep in the bowels of the Scottrade Center

Goddammit.. where is that asshat?

*A door flys open.. and in walks....

Ahhh sorry coach.. Walker got lost again

Walker... you fool... how many times have I told you not to wear that uniform around here?

Oh.. sorry coach..I change

*Walker goes to change... 75 minutes later...

Dis better?

*sigh* Yes Walker, that's much better.. now what did you call me for?  Don't you know we're still trying to make the playoffs here?

  Coach.. we got problem..

What?  Did you forget where you put your keys to your monster truck again?

No no.. I got keys to Big Country Mobile right here... no.. I think Mr. Q found out the plans...

Inconceivable!  What did you do?

Walker do just what you said.. have you no been watching?  I gain the trust of Mr. Q, Rockman and fans.  Now when season get real long I play like you say.  I get -9 rating in last 10 games.. I no actually play defense no more.. I just stand around..  I've do almost everything except starting to punch Seabrock like I do Jovo.

Well then what is it?

They keep Walker out of practice today.  I think they make Walker into new Sopeel.

BLAST!  This can't happen now.. It's too late to get another mole into the Blackhawks organization.  Quenneville has already gone rogue on us

Umm... Coach?

And I hear that damn good-lookin Patrick Sharp is set to return against the Kings

Coach?

Dammit Walker!  What?  Don't you know I'm trying to plot here?

If Walker new Sopeel... then this mean Walker get to hang out with Nickleback too?

God you are a moron...