Are you guys getting sick of this yet?

by Matthew Dirt on Apr 17, 2009 1:24 PM CDT Comment 40 comments

Jesus Havlat Christ is now a t-shirt (they're not for sale... yet) but Eric from over at Indian Head Nation, who made them was kind enough to give us two of them.

Here's the front:

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And on the back is the following prayer also written by Eric:

The Our Havlat
Our Havlat who art in the slot
Hallowed be thy hands

Thy shoulder ready to run and gun
Thy will abe to be done
on the road, as it is at home

Give us this day our sick assist
And forgive us for our past insults
As we forgive past injuries beset upon you

Lead us yes, deep into the Playoffs
And deliver us from mediocrity

Amen

Yeah.. we're definitely going to hell. but that's not really surprising anyone

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I want one!

NOW!! Any chance you can make one in a woman’s fit t-shirt? Pretty pretty please?

by Sportsgal on Apr 17, 2009 1:26 PM CDT reply actions

oh, and can you change "by" to "be" in the second line?

thx

by Sportsgal on Apr 17, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions

yes.. yes i can

Second City Hockey

by Matthew Dirt on Apr 17, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions

yes you’ll make women’s shirts? or yes you’ll fix the typo? You’d probably only need to make one woman’s shirt as I’m pretty sure I’m the only chick on here who would actually buy that shirt.

by Sportsgal on Apr 17, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions

fix the typo.. we didn’t make the t-shirts.. so we have no control over that. Sorry.

If you want to make one yourself you’re more than welcome.. no copyrights here

Second City Hockey

by Matthew Dirt on Apr 17, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions

I wouldn’t even know how to go about doing that. Do you think they’d make them at Strange Cargo on Clark?

by Sportsgal on Apr 17, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions

"If you want to make one yourself"

I’m already in the process of looking into it.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 17, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions

Absolutely

Outstanding, I love it!!

by Roos-34 on Apr 17, 2009 1:29 PM CDT reply actions

ARGH...

Why did I have to take that job in Decatur? I want to be in Chicgo and get me that shirt!!!

by burpchelischili on Apr 17, 2009 1:31 PM CDT reply actions

In addition to making more Havlat photoshops,

my other goal for the afternoon/evening will be to look into getting shirts like this printed. Cafepress comes to mind, though I’m not sure how much you can customize the printing… I’ll look into it.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 17, 2009 1:36 PM CDT reply actions

What you should do is put the image on one of those huge candles.

by lgraham on Apr 17, 2009 1:37 PM CDT reply actions

That would be AWESOME but I bet they wouldn’t let you take that into the game with you.

by Sportsgal on Apr 17, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions

We’ll leave them around the bronze Blackhawks statue in vigil.

by lgraham on Apr 17, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions

Oh my Havlat!

Must have one, that is the best!

by stickhandler on Apr 17, 2009 1:38 PM CDT reply actions

Thats my new bedtime prayer

by rthor on Apr 17, 2009 1:44 PM CDT reply actions

If i had a voice

I’d be reciting it right now.

Got more soul than a sock with a hole.

by chrome on Apr 17, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions

I want

yea, verily

by Alien Rendel on Apr 17, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions

This should really get its own post...

check out the article Wayne Drehs wrote on Rocky Wirtz after interviewing him last night. It got dusty in here when I read it!

by Sportsgal on Apr 17, 2009 2:26 PM CDT reply actions

Huh

Got an eyelash in my eye, I did.

by the wolf on Apr 17, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions

for some reason, my allergies really acted up while i was reading… weird…

by Sportsgal on Apr 17, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions

That was a pretty amazing article!!!

Never did I think we would EVER get an owner that cared that much about winning! Rocky is the best, he really is!

by hawks61 on Apr 17, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions

I need that shirt right now

by the wolf on Apr 17, 2009 3:18 PM CDT reply actions

I Order You

To say 7 “Heavenly Havlats” before tomorrows game

by Roos-34 on Apr 17, 2009 3:54 PM CDT reply actions

C'mon guys!!!

This is really going too far! Havlat is a phenominal hockey player but mentioning him with (or as) Jesus is a little much. The T-shirt with the prayer (God help us all) is going overboard. Funny, but….a little…disturbing!!!

by hawks61 on Apr 17, 2009 6:26 PM CDT reply actions

Um...

what?

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 17, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions

If Jesus didn't want that shirt to be made,

he wouldn’t have let Havlat score the game winner.

Got more soul than a sock with a hole.

by chrome on Apr 17, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions

It wasn't Jesus...

…it was the Hockey Gods after he took that cheap shot from Cammalerri!!!

by hawks61 on Apr 17, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions

Yeah

I’m Protestant, not Catholic, but this has me caught between amusement and feeling like it’s just a bit sacrilegious. I think it’s more the “prayer” than the picture that bothers me.

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 17, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions

Seriously?

Yikes.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 17, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions

We certainly don’t mean disrespect. It’s all in good fun.. hopefully Jesus has a sense of humor too

Second City Hockey

by Matthew Dirt on Apr 17, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions

I'm okay with it now

It’s funnier now to me than it was at first.

And I’m pretty sure Jesus has a sense of humor. :-)

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 17, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions

Jesus says….“Relax”

by lgraham on Apr 17, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions

Amen.

by cubs22 on Apr 17, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions

Big J is probably taking credit for Marty's recovery

“Yeah, that’s my miracle. Dibs!”

by russellguldin on Apr 17, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions

I personally believe the Flying Spaghetti Monster allowed for Havlat to score his goals last night.

Prove me wrong.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 17, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions

Somebody make a nice high quality version of this shirt and I would absolutely plop down $30 for it.

I like boobs.

by G.S. Clam on Apr 17, 2009 11:35 PM CDT reply actions

WWJHCD?

by rthor on Apr 17, 2009 11:36 PM CDT reply actions

And

does this count as the third time for this picture?

by rthor on Apr 17, 2009 11:46 PM CDT reply actions

Thank You, And Try The Veal

First of all my god has a sense of humor so piss off with the sacrildge. And if it turn out the sense of humor is lacking….well I have more than enough black marks on my permenat record, this will just be another step closer…

As for producing more shirts, go nuts and do it yourself punkrock style. We just made a couple to guage reaction and really, if I was any good on the follow through the whole college thing would have gone a LOT better. If you want me to make more I’ll have all the details hammerd out by Sunday. We’re not in the for the money (we’ll just wait for a bailout) but maybe we could raise some dough for the Beard-A-Thon in Hockry Jeses’ name.

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

by E Runs on Apr 18, 2009 12:30 AM CDT reply actions

Holy shit is that rife with spelling errors!

Kids, this is what happens when you only have 5 fingers and they start flying around the keyboard in a frenzy. Well that and a blatant disregard for spell check…

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

by E Runs on Apr 18, 2009 12:52 AM CDT reply actions