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There'll Be No Shelter Here - Game 3 - Hawks @ Flames

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GAME TIME: 8:30 CST
OPPOSITION BLOG: Matchsticks and Gasoline
TV: Versus  RADIO: 720AM

 

There's an old adage that states a playoff series doesn't really "start" until the home team loses. Following that logic, and to keep things in perspective, the Hawks to this point have only done what they're supposed to do, which is retain the home-ice advantage.

For everyone that thought the United Center has been raucous over the past two games, Calgary is going to be equally as nuts tonight. There will be a lot of emotion in the building, and it is fully expected that the Flames will come out flying, hitting anything in sight. Conventional wisdom would dictate that the Hawks will just want to weather the storm, but even with the crowd on hand behind them in games 1 and 2, the Hawks found themselves down during that period.

Additionally, and though I have no statistical evidence to back this up, to me the Hawks seem to fare much better when attacking, not back on their heels waiting for the play to come to them.  I will agree, however, that they will need to keep their composure during the extra curricular activities. Calgary has been wasting quite a bit of their energy as it is by bullying the Hawks in the opening minutes, only to not have enough left in the tank by the end of the game. This will only be intensified tonight, with the red-clad legions on hand for them tonight, in what is for all intents and purposes, a must-win for Calgary.

Late word coming from Calgary is that Patrick Kane will be a game time decision with an undisclosed injury. He's obviously been a target of the Flames so far, particularly Rene Bourque, so one of those hits obviously did a little more than initial appearances indicated. Though he's not been himself since the end of December, he still is always threat when he's out there, and the Hawks do rely upon that. And say what you will about him, but that little shit is a lot tougher than he gets credit for. Keep in mind, he's still only 20 years old, in an undersized body at that, is the target of every team he faces, and has missed 2 games of 166 in the last two years. I wont even speculate on the lines tonight, as Kane being out would put Fraser in, and things could get jumbled very quickly. In either scenario, don't expect Quenneville to attempt anything too unorthodox. And despite the hew and cry of the masses, yes, Matt Walker will be dressing.

On the other side of things, though, as Killion noted, Flames defenseman Cory Sarich is doubtful for the game tonight, and even if he does dress, he might end up being more of a liability than an asset in his current state, particularly with the Hawks sending wave after wave of quick forwards in against him.

If you'll allow me to mix my metaphors, there's blood in the water, don't let 'em off the ropes now, boys. (That was for all 3 of you who miss Jesse Rogers' Hawks thoughts).

 

REMINDER: The extended SCH family will again be at the Whirlaway Lounge at 3224 W. Fullerton Ave in Logan Square for the game this evening. Stop on by and have a beer or 17 with us.  It's close to the Logan Square Blue Line stop and the Fullerton bus stops right outside the door.  So don't drive you if you don't have to.

UPDATE:

So we hear that Kane misses practice and that he's "resting" and we all immediately assume he's beat up and discuss how the Hawks shouldn't let on how he can be beat up by bigger opponents..

and it turns out he has the flu.

Or at least that's the story the Hawks are sticking with for now.

From the official site:

The Hawks look to go up 3-0 in their conference quarterfinal series against Calgary tonight at 8:30 pm. Patrick Kane did not participate in the morning skate and will miss tonight's game with the flu.

LINES:

Sharp-Toews-Bouwer

Ladd-Bolland-Havlat

VERSTEEG!-Pahlsson-Buff

Eager-Fraser-Burish

 

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Any chance you’ll have a watch party somewhere not as far west? You know, for us unemployed, broke north siders.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 3:43 PM CDT reply actions  

We’re trying to organize an outing at the Huettenbar in Lincoln Square, where Sam and I frequent.

by McClure on Apr 20, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hot damn

I can walk to the Huettenbar. Of course, I have a conference call at 9. Damn you, Manila!

by the wolf on Apr 20, 2009 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

too broke to pay for a bus?

Got more soul than a sock with a hole.

by chrome on Apr 20, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you familiar with Logan Square at 11:30 at night? I’m a girl, there’s no way in hell am I taking a bus by myself back to Wrigleyville.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

If it's any consolation..

I live right by the bar and it’s not in a bad section of the neighborhood – definitely understand the concern though

by Killion on Apr 20, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

The problem isn’t necessarily the neighborhood, it’s where I have to walk and wait for transportation that’s the problem.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry. I forget its different taking public transit

at night if you’re alone and you have boobs.

Got more soul than a sock with a hole.

by chrome on Apr 20, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fat/pot smoking dudes walking alone beware!

by McClure on Apr 20, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Especially in Wrigleyville.

If the Bear hunters don’t get you, the confused fratboys will.

Got more soul than a sock with a hole.

by chrome on Apr 20, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can handle fat pot smokers (and frat boys for that matter), it’s the rapists and dudes with guns that scare me. A chick was attacked at the Logan Square blue line stop while she was waiting for the train.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

just saw the practice interview with seabs and two things:

 It’s his birthday!!!!! Happy birthday Seabrook!

and i saw brent sopel also on the ice. i don’t know if that’s good or not. i’m not sure whether i’d want him or walker more on the ice.

by heyrocky on Apr 20, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

depends if Sopel is healthy

Even at his worst he has been about Walker’s best, and that was playing with one elbow at the beginning of the year. And at his best last year he was tops in the league for PK defensemen.

by runningquicklynowhere on Apr 20, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you guys seen this?

SI’s “”http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0904/nhl.playoffs.separated.at.birth/content.1.html" target="new">Separated at Birth NHL-Style"

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 4:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Not sure why that didn’t work, but here’s the link

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

apologies

Sorry Sportgal, we decided on Whirlaway because our friend owns it and we’re sure it’s a bar that will be totally focused on the Hawks. if these go over well, we’ll try and move them around a bit.

www.secondcityhockey.com

by SamFels on Apr 20, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

No need to apologize, I just wondered if you’d ever have a watch party in a different part of the city. It’s not like you guys need to accommodate me or anything. Especially if I’m the only person that has a problem getting out there.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I’m in the burbs and work in the morning. So Logan square would rarely work for me either

by runningquicklynowhere on Apr 20, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Sedin twins are creepy in those photos.

They’re like the girls in The Shining. “Come play with us. Forever…and ever…and ever…”

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 20, 2009 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Got more soul than a sock with a hole.

by chrome on Apr 20, 2009 4:20 PM CDT reply actions  

what the hell is this? or was it supposed to be something else?

by Killion on Apr 20, 2009 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's the 5 year anniversary of how my face looked

at that exact time 5 years ago. Except that’s not my face. I looked like a bigger asshole.

Got more soul than a sock with a hole.

by chrome on Apr 20, 2009 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah.. that’s what i’m getting too

by Killion on Apr 20, 2009 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, that's weird.

it would’ve made more sense the other way.

Anyway, uh, Let’s Go Hawks?!

Got more soul than a sock with a hole.

by chrome on Apr 20, 2009 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

now on my home computer it’s working… i still wouldn’t have understood what’s going on though

by Killion on Apr 20, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your gametime video feed and beer

Let the feeding begin:
http://www.atdhe.net/6317/watch-chicago-blackhawks-at-calgary-flames
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nd-sports
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/puckyou

Beer:

Rogue Dead Guy Ale
This beer is so ubiquitous now that it’s almost up there with the macros. You’ll find it in almost any bar or liquor store, and it’s not very expensive. However, it is damn good and a great session beer.

Go ’Hawks!

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 20, 2009 4:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm a few weeks late.

But I finally had the game time beer for sometime in March – La fin du Monde – for last Saturday’s game. One of the finest beers my tongue has ever tasted. Thanks for putting it on the radar.

Got more soul than a sock with a hole.

by chrome on Apr 20, 2009 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Absolutely! Glad you enjoyed it.

I figure people don’t go out right after I post these and buy the beer in time for the game, so my purpose is really just to suggest some good beers that aren’t “on the radar” for a lot of people.

For the most part, I try to post beers that could be found in Chicagoland with minimal searching, and beers that would be good “gametime” beers — that is, relatively drinkable beers. Because of this, I often don’t post some of the higher ABV, rarer beers that I’ve had. I don’t really want to send anyone on a “wild HopSlam chase,” and it would be ridiculous for me to post Three Floyds Dark Lord, which is only sold one day out of the year. (Incidentally, my brother will be going this year — next weekend, April 25 — and will be coming home with 12 22oz bombers of Dark Lord.)

I guess what I’m trying to say is that I wouldn’t post Goose Island’s Bourbon County Stout — an overpowering, bourbon-soaked, 13% ABV monster of a beer — as suggest that anyone drink it as a good companion to a hockey game. Is it good, though? You bet your sweet ass.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 20, 2009 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like how you turned into Robert Evans at the end of that comment

by Killion on Apr 20, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have been noticing that Founders is becoming more common around here

I’m stuck in Aurora for job training all week, so I am drinking Heinekens, but I really suggest people give there brews a try

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 20, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I posted Founders Double Trouble IPA on March 11th

Really cool bottle art and very good beer. I’ve heard Founders Kentucky Breakfast is incredible.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 20, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Founder's Breakfest stout is awesome

A few days ago I tried Avery’s IPA which was pretty good, I still think Two Hearted is my favorite IPA.

Founders x2 IPA is close to Hopslam IMO.

Hopslam was all over Rockford this year, I could probably still get a sixer at a nearby grocery store

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 20, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hoppin Ottin

by Anderson Valley is another must try IPA I have had recently

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 20, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm talking about

Kentucky Breakfast Stout: http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1199/19960

I’d be very surprised to find HopSlam anywhere at this point, and that $17 for a sixer sounds like a deal right now.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 20, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have to stop by this place more often for the beer talk.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 20, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good to know. I’m not sure of the availability of some of these in Denver but I know of a few bars that may have some of these.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 20, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure your selection of local brews is incredible though, being Denver and all.

I wouldn’t be surprised if there were beer bars that have a lot of good American craft/micros in Denver.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 20, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn, I’m getting thirsty!

by Pookie on Apr 20, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. Some of my favorites: seasonal – Tommy Knocker Cocoa Porter is like a hug in a bottle
I’m a fan of the Breckenridge family of beers – Avalanche FTW

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 20, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn that looks good

I’ve heard of it, gonna have to see if I can find it

I’m not as into the stouts in the summer though… but if I can find that I’m going to grab it

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 20, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

It'll probably be hard to find.

It’s not a year-round brew — I’m not sure when they brew it though. I know my brother was able to get one in the fall in the NW ’burbs.

And yeah, I agree. Stouts are nice and comforting when it’s snowing outside, but give me an IPA or a good American wheat (Oberon and Gumballhead come to mind) on a nice spring/summer day.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 20, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is HopSlam a Bells beer?

That shit will get you FUCKED up. I had one the other night when I was in Michigan. I was drunk after three sips.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, it's a 10% ABV imperial IPA.

And so fucking delicious.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 20, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don’t like beer with a lot of Hopps. Just way too strong for me. I was literally making a face every time I took a drink.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I need to get some

Oberon, Talked about it just haven’t dragged my butt out to get it

by Roos-34 on Apr 20, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

First batch of the year just came out a few weeks ago!

Get it while it’s fresh. It was the gametime beer a few games ago.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 20, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yea I saw your post

Made my mouth water, I can’t wait for my week in Northern lower peninsula and a whole mess of Bells varities

by Roos-34 on Apr 20, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

What part of Mich?

I go up there every summer. From Southwest MI originally.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kane not playing tonight????

I hear Patrick Kane is hurting and is a game time decision. Anyone know what is wrong with him??? Maybe he is just banged up. We need him bad I hope he plays!

by pedro316 on Apr 20, 2009 4:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Psh

He hasn’t been that good for a while, except for that nice pass to Sharp on Saturday. Nonetheless, his presence is needed, for whatever reason

http://nomorewaves.blogspot.com

by quasigenius on Apr 20, 2009 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

So Far West?

Heh, I forget anything West of Damen is considered the burbs….

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

by E Runs on Apr 20, 2009 5:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Chilvalry?

How come nobody has offered to walk Sportsgal to the damn bus stop after the damn game? Jesus.

I like boobs.

by G.S. Clam on Apr 20, 2009 6:35 PM CDT reply actions  

it’s literally across the street from the bar… There ain’t much walking involved

by Killion on Apr 20, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

What is literally across the street, the blue line stop? That doesn’t help me.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Fullerton bus stops at Kedzie and Fullerton… right across the street. The Blue line stop is 2-3 blocks north

by Killion on Apr 20, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does the fullerton bus run all night? I’d still have to stand out there by myself and wait for the damn thing. Plus I’d have to take another bus or the el north which would put my traveling time at about 45-60 minutes.

I know it doesn’t seem like a big deal to take the bus by yourself after 11pm, but unlike me, you’ve probably never had a smelly homeless person offer to expose himself to you while riding the bus.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah.. that’s the problem. I’m not sure when the bus stops running. We’ll definitely try to have a more northern watch sometime

by Killion on Apr 20, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn. Misspelled chivalry. Extraneous “l.”

I like boobs.

by G.S. Clam on Apr 20, 2009 6:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Kane being out sucks, but it’s not the worse thing. Fraser is better suited for the type of game the Flamers play. Don’t get me wrong, Fraser is not even close to Kane’s talent, but he may prove more useful than Kaner tonight.

Go Hawks!!!!

by mdiddy on Apr 20, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Kane is out with the flu, not an injury

Wasn’t sure if that was discussed earlier when I was at the gym.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

I sure hope the 'Hawks go far in the playoffs

so I can go to one of these drunken shitshows hockey-watching excursions. (I don’t graduate until May and will be in Iowa until then)

It’ll be a tough conversation when I tell my girlfriend I’m going to meet my “internet friends” from the “hockey blog” at a bar.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 20, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

hope for a deep playoff run then my friend.

by Killion on Apr 20, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

So yes, deep indeed.

That’s what she said.

/couldn’t help myself

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was way too easy!

by mdiddy on Apr 20, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not true

sam met me at the game on Saturday.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I stand corrected.

…..or is that what you want us to think?

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wha?

I don’t get it…

I introduced myself to Sam when I bought a Committed Indian before the game Saturday.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

You may have some MHH visitors tonight. We hate Calgary and the Douche brothers…

2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Dry Humping Mediocrity

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 20, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Does Colorado miss Q’s Stash?

by mdiddy on Apr 20, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Dry Humping Mediocrity

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 20, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anybody watching the pregame?

They have comments that I believe have been texted in by people watching. Apparently the hawks will “burn the flames tonight.”

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Bulls game is still on CSN.

Are they going to switch over to the Hawks since the Bulls are also on TNT?

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

by Cruiser on Apr 20, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

It will be on Vs as soon as the Caps game is over

Just saw Seabrook’s interview. He said, “hopefully we can steal two points from them tonight.” Oops!

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't think so...

The last time a Hawks game was on Vs they were also airing it on Comcast. Not 100% sure though.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was wrong.

Just clicked over to Vs and they’re showing some stupid UFC fight.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

my roommate said he saw bullfighting during game 1 and realized it would be on comcast.

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

bullriding*

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

CLTV

check your local listings. They’re switching over once the bulls game ends but while its going on and for the pregame right now.

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dear Versus,

The Rangers/Caps game is over. To Calgary we go???

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Apr 20, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Can't believe

Varlamov has got a shutout going.

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

What I hope to NOT see tonight

as the Rangers did for this game. Take the first two, and get shut down game three.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Apr 20, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rangers really dropped the ball though.

They were playing on home ice and got shut out.

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh

I’m so nervous right now I feel like I could barf.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Heh

Well my cat must feel the same way because he just puked all over my laundry. At least it was the stuff going into the wash.

by the wolf on Apr 20, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

The anthem at the Saddledome...

…pales in comparison to the UC. LET’S GO HAWKS!!

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

AHHHH!

Game time! AHHHH!

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Apr 20, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Damnit, I have to watch this in standard-def on Versus

until the Bulls game is over.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 20, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

if this bulls game goes to OT

i might throw my laptop through a window

by jeff021690 on Apr 20, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Hawks going on a powerplay

Jokinen crashed into Hammer after the whistle in front of the net.

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

About time

They get Calgary crashing the net late.

by the wolf on Apr 20, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

woot!

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 20, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

GOAL

SHARP

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck yeah!

8 seconds into a PP, just like the Flames in Game 2

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 20, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice goal

that didn’t take long.

MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Apr 20, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice…

2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Dry Humping Mediocrity

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 20, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

HELL YES!!!!!!!!

I just screamed so loud, my neighbors will hate me by the end of the night.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Man, I love that fine Patrick Sharp.

by Pookie on Apr 20, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Easy there Pookie....

it’s a long game and we don’t need you taking off to the showers early.

MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Apr 20, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oops,

did I say that out loud? Tee hee hee.

by Pookie on Apr 20, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just to get the jinx off

Scoring first hasn’t been great in this series so far.

by the wolf on Apr 20, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOO

just missed another one.

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Toews

bringing the energy tonight.

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Another penalty

Like to see them back on their heels early and now a mental mistake.

by the wolf on Apr 20, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Another PP

Too many men. Jokinen is 0/2 tonight.

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

is he going to have as “good” a game as Avery had for the Rangers tonight?

MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Apr 20, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

We can only hope. He’s taking Douchery lessons for Phadouche and Douchetuzzi…

2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Dry Humping Mediocrity

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 20, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 20, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ray Allen hit a last-second 3pt.

That game was balls to the wall crazy.

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

by Cruiser on Apr 20, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

My VS is just showing the TSN feed…

2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Dry Humping Mediocrity

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 20, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah. Mine too.

Either way.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 20, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Has anyone else noticed this?

Bertuzzi is really gooning it up tonight. He basically held Toews’ face down on the ice for a good 20 seconds.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

We don’t call him Douchetuzzi for nothin’!!

2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Dry Humping Mediocrity

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 20, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bertuzzi is ultimate loser-goon. We HATE him!!!

by Pookie on Apr 20, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hate

isn’t a strong enough word.

MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Apr 20, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Loathe? Despise? Abhor? Detest?

2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Dry Humping Mediocrity

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 20, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

shit

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn

2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Dry Humping Mediocrity

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 20, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Aw, hell.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 20, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Did they give out jerseys?

Or do all people in Calgary have Flames jerseys?

by rthor on Apr 20, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

It’s that Canada Socialism thing…

2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Dry Humping Mediocrity

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 20, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Berdouche

Bertuzzi rates right up there with Sean Avery and Jody Shelly. Hopefully Burrish will put a rocket in his pocket

by eamus-catuli on Apr 20, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Getting bent over by a GUY named Pookie…

2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Dry Humping Mediocrity

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 20, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

ROFL!

MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Apr 20, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah really.

While I hate Sean Avery for the disgrace that he is to the game, Bertuzzi is a disgrace to human intelligence. He should be in jail for assault. But since it happened on the ice….

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flames score

and Lindcross elbows is own guy in the celebration.

MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Apr 20, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Shit.

Nice defense Campbell. The last thing we needed was the crowd to get back in this game.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Red jerseys

I understand that Calgarians wear red jerseys even when they go to bed. In fact they like to make love doggie-style, that way they both can watch the hockey game

by eamus-catuli on Apr 20, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Nothing wrong with watching a hockey game while doing it like they do it on the Animal Channel.

2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Dry Humping Mediocrity

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 20, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Will they review this?

They claim the puck didn’t go all the way over the line. Why aren’t they showing a replay?

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

They just did

The goalie got there just in time.

by kcr on Apr 20, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I only now just saw it. I’ve got the local Comcast feed so I’m at the mercy of Pat and Eddie.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ahh

I am stuck with VS because, for some reason, Center Ice isn’t carrying the CSN feed tonight.

by kcr on Apr 20, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and the Slow Agony of Listening to Pierre McGuire…

2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Dry Humping Mediocrity

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 20, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pierre McGuire makes me wish I was deaf.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

walker...........

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

jesus...

someone get walker out of there – almost gave away another one…

by kerouac1012 on Apr 20, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

for all the talk...

…about how amazing calgary’s crowd is, i’m pretty underwhelmed so far.

by kerouac1012 on Apr 20, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

They really

blew their load right as Brouwer was being lined up. Then they erupted for a pretty mediocre hit.

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

These guys are real Scum-like pricks

I can understand the initial shove on Tazer in front of the net. After that (whistle), that’s just prickish-I’m-bigger-and-older-than-you shit.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Apr 20, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

That’s how the Flames role…they tried the same douchiness against the Wings last season.

MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Apr 20, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t #3 in there? That’s Phadouche for ya!

by Pookie on Apr 20, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

and its every whistle

its just starting to get annoying now.

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

That’s what she said!! Oh wait…

2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Dry Humping Mediocrity

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 20, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

They should try winning the

scoreboard battle. Not the Hard-Ass battle. But hey, it’s worked for us the first two games huh?

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Apr 20, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shhhhh

don’t let Keenan hear you.

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Keenan the coach?

Or Clubber Lang?

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Apr 20, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's Keenan

Trying to win the pissing match instead of the hockey game.

by the wolf on Apr 20, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha!

nice watching seabrook level bourque, huh?

by kerouac1012 on Apr 20, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Bertuzzi with the high stick

surprise?

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Bourque

you just ain’t big enough to take on Seabrook.

MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Apr 20, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Look what seabrook did

even when Bourque had a full head of steam

Lets go Hawks! Detroit Sucks!

by TimG58 on Apr 20, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Question

Have they always paired Barker and the Biscuit together on the power play?

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

seabrook...

…hasn’t really been leveled YET this series.

by kerouac1012 on Apr 20, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice to see Bertuzzi where he belongs

Dude will always be a douchebag, the sooner Burrish hands him his head the better

by eamus-catuli on Apr 20, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Legally

it’s still in the courts.

MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Apr 20, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

they should put bars up on the glass just for Butt-uzzi in the penalty box.

by Pookie on Apr 20, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh lol. That would be awesome.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 20, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

You'd think that the Flmes would realize

They just cannot hit the Hawks and expect them to fold. It looks like Keenan is just having guys hit for the sake of hitting s opposed to hitting to gain the puck.

by kcr on Apr 20, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Seriously.

It’s that Clubber Lang, I wanna knock you out right after the bell rings, attitude. Guess who will be gasping for air, and getting danced around come the end of the game?

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Apr 20, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Imagine what we would do

If we constantly didn’t have bodies on us

Lets go Hawks! Detroit Sucks!

by TimG58 on Apr 20, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was a bad power play

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 20, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Jebus

This crashing the net ten seconds after the play is over is ridiculous.

by the wolf on Apr 20, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Wiggum took a fall

Lets go Hawks! Detroit Sucks!

by TimG58 on Apr 20, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Iginla

starting to be a “leader” as he joins in on the douchiness.

MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Apr 20, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Iginla is a douche so it’s only appropriate.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 20, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha!

Burish getting to “the leader” Iginla. That’s hilarious.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Apr 20, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Why do you think it's my signature?

(along with the goofy ass picture of Edzo)

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 20, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Since when is hockey a gentleman's game anyway?

VS. color guy said what the Hawks are saying “is really inappropriate” to the Flames. Are you kidding me?

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Apr 20, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

That sounded like Pierre — it would have been interesting if he told us exactly what the players were saying to Iginla.

by Pookie on Apr 20, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

When you're up 2-0 in the series...

you can do some chatting. And the Flames know it. But don’t like it. And ya know what? That’s too fucking bad.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Apr 20, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm guessin

He was saying it more tongue in cheek than anything

by Roos-34 on Apr 20, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hahaha. Seriously, on-ice chatter could be very entertaining, if completely the opposite of G-rated.

by Pookie on Apr 20, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha Eager tells a flames player

“go back to the gym”

Lets go Hawks! Detroit Sucks!

by TimG58 on Apr 20, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn

I sent a text message in response to the bulls tonight saying “lets hope the hawks can pull it off”.. 2 seconds later the Flames score..

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 20, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

HA

Joikenen just got hit by the puck that a Hawk shot into the bench. Even odds that was on purpose

by kcr on Apr 20, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Is he hanging out with Bob Probert?

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 20, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eager and Phadouche

having words…..I’d love to see Eager drop Phadouche, but Phadouche will just look for a chance to hit him from behind.

MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Apr 20, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

You can’t fight a turtle…

2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Dry Humping Mediocrity

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 20, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Phaneuf or Eager?

‘Cause Eager’s been called a turtle on many occasions.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 20, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed, Only guy

always willing to drop without all the talk was WIZ

by Roos-34 on Apr 20, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was talking about Dion Run-and-Whine Phadouche.

2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Dry Humping Mediocrity

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 20, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'd love an eager sweater...

…but i don’t think he’ll be around for longer than another season or two. what’s his contract like?

by kerouac1012 on Apr 20, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm Looking for

an old Dave “Charles” Manson sweater if anyone knows where to get one

by Roos-34 on Apr 20, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

We had a guy here last game that sells jerseys on the side

You could shoot him an email and see if he can get anything: timothy.coyle76 AT gmail DOT com

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 20, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

so...

are we all in chicago proper tonight? humboldt park checking in…

by kerouac1012 on Apr 20, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Nope.

Iowa City, here.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 20, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

rogers park

Loyola represent.

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

Memphis here tonight and, unfortunately, in Dallas Wednesday night for business.

by kcr on Apr 20, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Denver, as well.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 20, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Champaign

"The Hawks need a lube job on their offense right now."-Pat Foley

by Bell_Boy on Apr 20, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Denver

Sippin' PBR on a Colorado game day...

by mfured20 on Apr 20, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

I’m from Rockford, in Aurora right now though

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 20, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Las Vegas

MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Apr 20, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Potomac, Maryland

by Pookie on Apr 20, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, that's right.

I’m an Arlington Heights native.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 20, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

Which HS did you go to?

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 20, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm just a few miles away

Des Plaines

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 20, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

OKC

2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Dry Humping Mediocrity

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 20, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

solid.

long-time lurker, first-time poster.

by kerouac1012 on Apr 20, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

glad to be here!

getting over a cold, so no bar insanity tonight for me. however, i DID run into SamFels outside huettenbar on friday night. i was plowed – i think he was, too.

by kerouac1012 on Apr 20, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it too early to talk about second round match ups? Who’s gonna kill the Wings?

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 20, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

With the way the Sharks are playing, it maybe the Ducks.

MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Apr 20, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

REC’D

2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Dry Humping Mediocrity

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 20, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

no idea

that it was right in front of him

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come on, Hawks

Let’s step up the intensity here in the 2nd. Keep it on the other end of the ice!!

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey Hawks

How about playing in Calgary’s zone for a while?

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 20, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice play by Walker

don’t get a chance to say it very often

by the wolf on Apr 20, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice penalty Buff

all the way down in the offensive zone.

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

mediatelyyyyyy

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

sorry

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice play, Burish

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 20, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Gawd. Not only is Phadouche a douche, he’s ogre ugly too.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 20, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

I always thought he looked like Frankenstein’s monster with that huge forehead….

by Pookie on Apr 20, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol. Great comparison.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 20, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oy

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 20, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn

Another bad penalty

by kcr on Apr 20, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Jesus Hawks

What the hell is going on here?

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

How 'bout a shortie?

Let’s go Hawks!

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 20, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

The UC.

Not the only building full of people who yell “SHOOOOOOOOOT ITTTTTTT”

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

speaking of shooting...

where has VERSTEEG! disappeared to? would love to see him get some points.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

On the PP with Buff and Brouwer.

recipe for disaster.

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bourque "making like Paul Bunyan"

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 20, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

"oh that was a two hander like Paul Bunyan" haha

"The Hawks need a lube job on their offense right now."-Pat Foley

by Bell_Boy on Apr 20, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Walker draws a penalty

hes good for something

Lets go Hawks! Detroit Sucks!

by TimG58 on Apr 20, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

Even a blind squirrel…..

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

ohhhh....

and I just blew my load

by McBeardy on Apr 20, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh man

some great chances there but no luck

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 20, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Way too many

w/ the puck just laying there in front

by Roos-34 on Apr 20, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

god that was close, i thought it was going in for sure.

Sippin' PBR on a Colorado game day...

by mfured20 on Apr 20, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

thats what she said!

I wanted to join the fun tonight with the thats what she saids.

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

we need to start capitalizing on those juicy rebounds!

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice Rally

looks like a ’hawks pp out there

by Pookie on Apr 20, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

jinx

Sippin' PBR on a Colorado game day...

by mfured20 on Apr 20, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

MHH – jinxing each other all across SBN.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 20, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha, it looks like the hawks are on the PP

Sippin' PBR on a Colorado game day...

by mfured20 on Apr 20, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Great play by Eager

Lets go Hawks! Detroit Sucks!

by TimG58 on Apr 20, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

So many missed opputunities

We are either due or in trouble ..

by kcr on Apr 20, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

On the road...

You’re due..

At home you’re screwed

by Roos-34 on Apr 20, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

due

we are walking all over the ’lames

Sippin' PBR on a Colorado game day...

by mfured20 on Apr 20, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think if we get a body or two in front of the net, we’re going to score one.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 20, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

ahhh

I wish I had one. Stupid paper due tomorrow.

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe they’re cheering because their player stayed on his feet?

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

ughhhhhhhh

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do i will kick your butt

by pierzynskirules on Apr 20, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

crap

Sippin' PBR on a Colorado game day...

by mfured20 on Apr 20, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Crap

I figured he’d get one sooner or later.

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 20, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

SONAVA

All these chances, and they get that garbage

by Roos-34 on Apr 20, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Flukey goal

lets get one back.

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Get it back, Hawks

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 20, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

And right at the end of the period no less.

Come on guys. I need you to win this game tonight. PLEASE!

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

jesus

that was an own goal on khabby. FML

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

FML

FTW?

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Highly disturbing FML that was just recently put up.

Today, I was at the gynocologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, “oh, it’s so squishy up here.” The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML.

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where the Deuce

were you looking to find that?

by Roos-34 on Apr 20, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

FMyLife.com

They don’t all make you want to gouge your eyes out. That one just stood out.

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too bad there’s no way a doctor could feel all the way up into the uterus without cutting you open. clearly that one’s fake.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Other blogs I like:

WhyTheFuckDoYouHaveAKid.com
DemotivatorBlog.com
ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com is epic
so is the Fail Blog

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

If only

we could just kick the shit out of those guys…

by McBeardy on Apr 20, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

The stick hit Brouwer right in the what??

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by HappyHuman on Apr 20, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Moich?

Edzo sounds like an old Jewish woman.

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by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Phadouche getting away with it.

Sippin' PBR on a Colorado game day...

by mfured20 on Apr 20, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

ha

that was definitely quality commentating

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by McBeardy on Apr 20, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

UGH!

You’re joking, right?

by Pookie on Apr 20, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's not even funny.

You’re insulting me. My taste in men is impeccable. I would never ever ever call Phaneuf hot.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

then by association...

phaneuf sleeps with avery. poetic justice has been served.

by kerouac1012 on Apr 20, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Keenan grabs the sloppy seconds

by mdiddy on Apr 20, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mighta

Happened anyways. Anyone ever see that piece on NBC with him shopping for women’s purses?
Kinda odd

by Roos-34 on Apr 20, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t his last name mean homo or something in Italian? That is what itosunds like they say on the Sopranos anyway….

by runningquicklynowhere on Apr 20, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was watching a behind the scenes show on the NHL channel (is it called dropping the puck?) with some kid from the Hurricanes. They had him miked up for a game against the Rangers and he got into it with Avery. He told Avery “you should stick to buying purses and shoes” when he was matched up with him on the faceoff. it was hilarious!

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Finocchio

it’s close, but not the same. do NOT insult gay men by saying phaneuf is the same thing as Finocchio. (my gay Italian dance instructor told me it’s the Italian word for fennel and also for homosexual).

by Pookie on Apr 20, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

dan aykroyd...

…how far you have fallen. binny’s? seriously?

by kerouac1012 on Apr 20, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

dude got a cool vodka bottle. too bad the vodka tastes like piss.

by mdiddy on Apr 20, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seabs has an Eddie Munster thing going.

by mdiddy on Apr 20, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

i like it

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do i will kick your butt

by pierzynskirules on Apr 20, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

That Eager-Toews-Sharp

Line combo looked surprisingly good I thought

by runningquicklynowhere on Apr 20, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Agreed

sure is about time he started playing like a first round pick. I wouldn’t mind seeing more of that line combo either. Maybe finally found a big(ger) man who not only try but can keep up with Toews and Sharp.

by runningquicklynowhere on Apr 20, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

whoa!

See that beard! that was the best roadie beard EVER

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by McBeardy on Apr 20, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions  

poop.

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by McBeardy on Apr 20, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

shit

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugh

The Hawks are in trouble now

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 20, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCKKKKK

Lets go Hawks! Detroit Sucks!

by TimG58 on Apr 20, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

shit, somebody needed to clear that rebound.

by Pookie on Apr 20, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Crusty

MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Apr 20, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK me

Sippin' PBR on a Colorado game day...

by mfured20 on Apr 20, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Alright we need some optimism

Lets get a quick one, and make a run at the end of the game

Lets go Hawks! Detroit Sucks!

by TimG58 on Apr 20, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

it’s totally possible!

by Pookie on Apr 20, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm pissed

We own these fuckers tonight and have nothing to show for it.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I'll say it again

All those chances with the puck laying in front!!

by Roos-34 on Apr 20, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

second.

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by McBeardy on Apr 20, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey Campbell!

You’re going the wrong way!

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by McBeardy on Apr 20, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's go Hawks

Score a goal, please.

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 20, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

I use to call Bernie Nichols

Ice Capades.

 I think i’m about to pass that on to Soupy all his pretty little circle and SHIT to show for it

by Roos-34 on Apr 20, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

The worst part

All we’re going to hear about is Cameltoe’s “guaranteed” win.

by the wolf on Apr 20, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

we want more Eager

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by McBeardy on Apr 20, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

*facepalm*

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R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 20, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Ouch

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 20, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

AND I'm out of here.

Thanks for making me miserable, Hawks.

by Sportsgal on Apr 20, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

4-1

this one’s done….lets hope the Flames are using up their goal allotment tonight.

MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Apr 20, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

sigh

i think i’ll go over to the flames blog and tell them that phaneuf is ugly. i think they need to know.

by Pookie on Apr 20, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

I’ve got ice cream in my future. Need to cheer myself up. Night all.

2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Dry Humping Mediocrity

by Mike @ MHH on Apr 20, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol. Go get ’em Pookie.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 20, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh god DAMN it

Sippin' PBR on a Colorado game day...

by mfured20 on Apr 20, 2009 10:42 PM CDT reply actions  

We role reversaled

Instead of sticking to out-skating and maneuvering, we went to the “let’s him ’em back” focus. And they out-skated and maneuvered…and scored.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Apr 20, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions  

*"let's hit 'em back"

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Apr 20, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

too many missed oppurtunites

and then a soft goal. Just didn’t take advantage of them. Let’s hope this doesn’t turn into a long series.

by kcr on Apr 20, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Great time

for the woman to start bitching that I never do things that she wants to do. Let’s really put a damper on my night. Anyone wanna shoot my dog?

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 10:47 PM CDT reply actions  

ROFL

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by McBeardy on Apr 20, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

If only...

we had a good PP

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by McBeardy on Apr 20, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

god i hate phaneouf

Sippin' PBR on a Colorado game day...

by mfured20 on Apr 20, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, that was nice

Vinny Del Negro is our misfortune.

by jmo506 on Apr 20, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

life?

Lets go Hawks! Detroit Sucks!

by TimG58 on Apr 20, 2009 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

that's my neighbor!!

Go marty!

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by McBeardy on Apr 20, 2009 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

neighbor?

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

pretty much

lives in the building next door :)

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by McBeardy on Apr 20, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yay, a goal

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by HappyHuman on Apr 20, 2009 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

HAVLAT!!

Nice play Sharpie

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by Bell_Boy on Apr 20, 2009 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Phadouche with a big hit, but the Hawks still get in and score!

MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Apr 20, 2009 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

This game may be over but that was a pretty goal.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 20, 2009 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

great play by sharp!

by Pookie on Apr 20, 2009 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Havlat!

Probably too little too late, but nice to see the Hawks remind Kippy that he’s beatable. Also nice to see Toews shrug off the hit and spring the play.

by kcr on Apr 20, 2009 11:01 PM CDT reply actions  

balls

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by McBeardy on Apr 20, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions  

If you can't beat em

beat em?

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by McBeardy on Apr 20, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Typical

Phadouche….punches Eager and then doesn’t drop his gloves.

MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Apr 20, 2009 11:06 PM CDT reply actions  

lets rumble

Lets go Hawks! Detroit Sucks!

by TimG58 on Apr 20, 2009 11:06 PM CDT reply actions  

He just did….prick

MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.

I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.

by Americanario on Apr 20, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

what a mess… g’night all

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by McBeardy on Apr 20, 2009 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

nice headlock there, Buff

Vinny Del Negro is our misfortune.

by jmo506 on Apr 20, 2009 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

stupid

we probably just lost some guys for Wednesday night.

by kcr on Apr 20, 2009 11:10 PM CDT reply actions  

No way

not if the punch to the face on Havlat got nothing.

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Campbell wants to send a message at the end of games

I bet we lose at least Burish. It shouldn’t be like that, but that is how Campbell operates.

by kcr on Apr 20, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

well im outta here guys and gals, thanks for letting me crash the party!

Sippin' PBR on a Colorado game day...

by mfured20 on Apr 20, 2009 11:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, that turned out to be pretty crappy

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 20, 2009 11:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Calgary's player of the game:

Matt Walker. 1 Shot. 1 Blocked Shot. -3 in 15 min of ice time.

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on Apr 20, 2009 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

I have tickets for game 5

so at least there’s that going for me. I’ll be happier about it if the Hawks win on Wednesday.

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 20, 2009 11:27 PM CDT reply actions  

someone need to drop the gloves

…and stop letting the flames keep taking these cheap shots without paying for them

+1 burish for the hit at the end.

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by CDF12345 on Apr 20, 2009 11:58 PM CDT reply actions  

One nice thing from this game

The Canadian dilemma is finally over.
Thousands of Canadians can rest easy now, knowing that they have found the answer to so many prayers

The Calgary Flames have become the new Canadian DIVE TEAM

Good Lord, I haven’t seen people so eager to go down since I went to 10 Mark Park in Germany.

by burpchelischili on Apr 21, 2009 5:01 AM CDT reply actions  

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