Alright this was my creation after last night's game. Post up your idea for a valid "My Goal Is..." commercial. These are what I have so far:

for Brian Campbell:
"My goal is to learn to play the powerplay again, learn to produce in the clutch, and maybe play a sliver of defense"

"My goal is to try out for the Ice Crew next season, so I can perfect my useless spin-o-ramas, and so those mean men stop checking me"