"My Goal is..." the next generation

by G8K33P3R on May 1, 2009 1:17 PM CDT

Alright this was my creation after last night's game. Post up your idea for a valid "My Goal Is..." commercial. These are what I have so far:

for Brian Campbell:
"My goal is to learn to play the powerplay again, learn to produce in the clutch, and maybe play a sliver of defense"

"My goal is to try out for the Ice Crew next season, so I can perfect my useless spin-o-ramas, and so those mean men stop checking me"

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Haha, like the idea and i think you hit it spot on with campbell's goals or lack there of

Lets Go Hawks!

by CubsBall2202 on May 2, 2009 1:38 PM CDT reply actions

Really? He had a career high in points and scored the second

highest amount of goals in his career?

He’s not a goal scorer. Never was.

Got more soul than a sock with a hole.

by chrome on May 2, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions

and has been invisible throughout the playoffs. Invisible in the clutch = sucks.

by G8K33P3R on May 4, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions

If you think he's been invisible throughout the playoffs,

you’ve been watching different games.

Got more soul than a sock with a hole.

by chrome on May 4, 2009 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions

Buff:

My goal is to become a juggler in the circus.

My goal is to perfect my slide into home plate.

If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning

by Trixietrx on May 3, 2009 10:22 AM CDT reply actions

for John McDonough

My goal is:

To get rid of the gay goal song and bring back the organ.

by Return of the Roar on May 3, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions

It's growing on me,

but I agree.

If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning

by Trixietrx on May 3, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions

Yeah, I hear that song likes to kiss members of its own sex.

Let’s beat it up!

/grunts really loudly

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on May 4, 2009 6:09 AM CDT up reply actions

I can’t agree more. Rosie O’Donnell calls that song gay.

by G8K33P3R on May 4, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions

I know I'm in the minority

but I like the goal song. Especially in the playoffs when the whole crowd starts singing along.

by stickhandler on May 4, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions

If the goal song creates the stadium atmosphere the Hawks have had this season, I think they should play it every 17 seconds.

by Lost In NC on May 5, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions

G8K33P3R

You’re really quick to throw our players under the bus. I think Campbell has played well in the playoffs (except in the closings moments of the first Canucks game). As far as the regular season is concerned, he almost matched his career high in PP points with 24. He had 52 points on the year (ten off his career best), which includes 7 goals. The most he’s ever had is 12!! Also, you see how much better he plays when he has a D-man that compliments him like Hammer does. Oh wait….I forgot….you think he’s no good too. That is one of the intagibles of hockey….it is all about matchups/pairings sometimes. Just one question…are you R.J. Umberger?

Windy City Hockey

by The Admiral on May 4, 2009 4:44 PM CDT reply actions

I’ve said great things about 90% of the team. I don’t like Campbell, Hjallmerson, and Huet. I appologize for not loving every player that puts on the Indian head.

Wow, a three year old video of him actually making a hit. I think I wet myself. Next, we’re going to be pulling out the peewee tapes.

by G8K33P3R on May 5, 2009 8:07 AM CDT up reply actions