May 11th - Beard of the Day: Chuck Norris
by Killion on May 11, 2009 10:10 AM CDT
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We've been waiting to break out Chuck for a couple of reasons -
1) He's a bit overexposed now - the facts, the random cameos.. it's a bit much
2) Because of that overexposure, choosing him is a bit cliche - you probably all knew it was coming
3) and this is the most important one - he's just too powerful to waste on a meaningless game.
After seeing this picture though, I had to use him. The Hawks need to win this game. No one wants to go back to Vancouver... except Nucks fans.
Mr. T dressed as an American flag worked for Game 5 so lets hope Chuck holding Uzis in front of a flag works tonight.
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How could that not help?
I feel like I could wrestle a moose after looking at that pic. He is power!
Not me. I'll probably be around for the gamethread debauchery.
And hopefully we’ll be able to have some good “Ducks or Scum™?” conversations afterward.
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
Me too. Unfotunately, I have an all-day meeting
tomorrow, which means I’ll be watching it sober, at home, with my favorite Citizens of the Internet. However, the hawks seem to do much better when I watch in a bar, so I hope my choice tonight doesn’t mess things up.
Got more soul than a sock with a hole.
I'll be there!
Sect 118 baby! Hopefully I won’t be sitting next to the same douche bag that was at Game 4. I doubt I’ll be able to show any restraint this time.
that's what she said
I just had this picture where we see his fuzzy head bouncing across the ice. Then the camera would find you in the stands as you’re looking around and yelling
“Who else wants to question me!!!???”
Rolling
SHOOOOOOOT IT!!!! Anon
by burpchelischili on May 11, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll be there
and can’t wait. Rockin’ the 304.
My goal? World domination.
by stickhandler on May 11, 2009 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Spent $80 on a SRO ticket on eBay so I could go.
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Sam, what time do you plan on starting to sell the Indian tonight?
Heading down to the game and interested in picking up a copy
Lets Go Hawks!
Tonight's The Night (apologies to Neil Young)
So glad I found this site — been reading it all year. It has been a great source of information for a Blackhawk fan like myself living in the metro DC area (Caps country). Don’t know how I could follow Chicago sports teams without the internet.
At the risk of (carbon) dating myself, I was born and raised in Arlington Heights in the late 60s and early 70s. Moved away when I was 11 but never gave up on my teams (Blackhawks, Bears, Cubs and Bulls). I remember having to go to bed well before Game 7 of the 1971 Stanley Cup Finals finished. I found out about the 3-2 loss to the Canadiens via the Ray Rayner show (anyone remember that?). Fuggin Henri Richard — my 7 year old heart was crushed but I was branded with the red, white and black for life.
Keep up all the great work and the comments. I sense a big game from Toews.
Likewise
We appear to be similar vintage and I’m way the hell up in Western Canada but I never gave up on the team of my childhood – the Chicago Blackhawks, either. I also have a 6th sense that Toews is going to bust out tonight with potentially a career performance. Just something in the way he played that last game that suggested whatever it was that had him down previously in this series, it might be moving on and he’s probably absolutely itching to play such an important game at (hopefully) 100%… finally.
"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"
Yeah. He was definately winning the board battles Saturday night
somethign he wasn’t doing the first couple games at anywhere near the same clip we’d grown accustomed to seeing. Let’s hope that leads to him breaking his mini-scoring slump in a abig way tonight.
Got more soul than a sock with a hole.
Same
I’m just a tad bit older, and don’t remember watching on TV, but I do remember my brother and I listening on the radio.
A big game from Toews would rock.
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
Yikes.
We have people old enough to be my parents on here.
And it’s cool, because my mom would never say anything like, “A big game from Toews would rock.” She might say “rock,” but she wouldn’t know enough about hockey to say something like that.
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
I watched the whole game.
Sadness happens. But I hope for no sadness tonight.
SHOOOOOOOT IT!!!! Anon
by burpchelischili on May 11, 2009 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I have internship stuff
that requires me to call businesses all day tomorrow(and actually right now too…ooops). But I think as long as they can’t see me I’ll be fine to toss a few back tonight. I love working from home with Skype.
You and I are gonna live forever
Whoa! Be careful...
Seeing as Chuck’s tears can resurrect the dead, we don’t want any chances of Dollar Bill showing back up…
Grow one!
http://www.beardathon.com/blackhawks/skiitswitch/profile.aspx
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table
because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Got a good feeling about tonight….. All day long I’ve been thinking, “DETROIT SUCKS!”
We’ll be looking for you tonight, Sam.
IN OTHER NEWS
Scott Walker of the Tropical Storms got fined $2500 for his sucker punch late in the game last night in Boston. No suspension — only the “sternly worded letter.”
Discuss.
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on May 11, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions
weak
if I’m a Bruins fan. I heard Walker claimed that due to “what was being said on the ice he assumed that it was a given altercation”. Uh yeah but usually the other party needs to remove his gloves first. Walker would fit in great with this Canuck team….another little bitch to suit up and cheap shot people and/or pull their hair.
by Crease Monkey on May 11, 2009 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
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