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Beard Of The Day - May 14th - Neil Fallon

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Today's beard comes in the form of Neil Fallon, vocalist for venerable Maryland southern-fried metal band Clutch. His signature baritone voice is truly a force to bear witness to live, particularly given his diminutive stature. Additionally, he has the versatility to switch back and forth between wailing at the top of his lungs to rapid-fire stream of consciousness beat poetry, to demonic growl, often all in the same song. Mastodon fans in the readership will also recognize him from the final verse during the breakdown of "Blood and Thunder", where he lent his vocal stylings. And most importantly as far as this running bit is concerned, his beard is truly epic.

As an added bonus, Clutch has a song entitled "Burning Beard" on the album Robot Hive/Exodus, which we respectfully present to you now. Enjoy.

 

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Clutch has been a longtime favorite band; I discovered them when I was in the Navy and saw them touring with Killgore Smudge around ‘96. I love Clutch albums because I get my metal, punk, funk, soul and rock fixes on one disc; very convenient! And that beard is truly the greatest beard in all of rock, if only for Niel’s dedication to it.

by russellguldin on May 14, 2009 10:56 AM CDT reply actions  

Much respect.

I just got turned on to clutch by my coworker, He’s got every song on his ipod. unfortunately he’s a G.B. & brewer fan. Just shows that yes we all can all just get along .

by gaingrene on May 14, 2009 11:01 AM CDT reply actions  

FOR TONIGHT'S CHAMPS:

“Listen up you stinking maggots
 Well, I’ve been appointed to tell you
 Your days are numbered…

…Round ’em up, skin ’em alive
  Rolling, rolling, rolling, rawhide"

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on May 14, 2009 11:05 AM CDT reply actions  

Totally unrelated to Clutch but...

… are we going to have a post today listing the pros and cons of the two teams we could be facing in the finals?

that's what she said

by Sportsgal on May 14, 2009 11:31 AM CDT reply actions  

I nominate SportsGal for the task.

I cite an amendment to the “Who smelt it, dealt it” rule.

by russellguldin on May 14, 2009 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Aw man!

That’s so much work. No one wants to read what I think anyway!

that's what she said

by Sportsgal on May 14, 2009 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well played

Hopefully she doesn’t pull the rhyme card

wait what?

by pepe126 on May 14, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

We have a couple of them already...

in the Fanpost section.

But that of course doesn’t mean we should miss the literary stylings of our head bloggers on SCH. Hopefully one of the boys will throw one up…maybe as a game thread for the DET/ANA game 7?

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on May 14, 2009 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know

I’d definitely be around to comment on the game tonight if there were to be a game thread for it.

You and I are gonna live forever

by Original Six on May 14, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

If there isn't a gamethread here

you guys could always join the discussions at Winging it in Motown and Battle of California

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on May 14, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I’d suggest BoC.. I’ve never been involved in one of their game threads but I imagine they’re more like the ones we have. Motown has a no cursing/no fun rule.

by Matthew Dirt on May 14, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

buncha tits.

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on May 14, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well that

fucking sucks balls.

How can you live in Detroit and NOT swear?

If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning

by Trixietrx on May 14, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you lived in such a steaming shithole

you might want to do your part to make it slighly less miserable.

Got more soul than a sock with a hole.

by chrome on May 14, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here's hopin'

Go Ducks (and go Hurricanes too)

Somebody should make a comic called "Tulowitzki the Combat Shortstop". I'd read it.

UMD 8/04 - 5/08: Go Terps!

by ES46NE10 on May 14, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

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