Havlat on Twitter? Apparently it's actually him

Tell your friends you receive Tweets from Jesus.

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Furthermore...

http://twitter.com/muzz19

I like boobs.

by G.S. Clam on May 21, 2009 3:24 PM CDT reply actions

and for something completely different…

Second City Hockey

by Killion on May 21, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions

ha!

by Geoffhawk on May 21, 2009 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions

I'm going straight to hell

for lots of things…but, laughing hysterically at that, should pretty much clinch it.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on May 22, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions

yes my lord?

What is thy bidding?

Drinking? Again?

mmmooooooookay.

by surveyor on May 21, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions

In gratitude...

…I present you this offering of beer. If you want me to drink it for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done.

[ / homer]

IN OTHER NEWS: Sens. Schumer and Gillibrand (both D-Givemeareasonshithead) both come after Bettman goons in re Hamilton, fearing worst for Sabres if move occurs. Also: Evegni Malkin is a baaaaad man — goal no. 3 was filthy.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on May 21, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions

correction

The Bettman goons are on Buffalo’s side. Ish. Order of battle FAIL.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on May 21, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions

Move the Coyotes back to Winnipeg, move their AHL team to Phoenix
Move the Thrashers to Quebec City, move their AHL team to Atlanta
Move the Islanders to Hamilton, chuckle that there was an NHL team in Uniondale, NY.

Canadians will buy tickets even if the team isn’t very good. Americans in the Sunbelt or suburban NYC will not. Problem solved.

Too bad GARY doesn’t listen to me. :(

by Mike Martin on May 21, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions

Dear Jesus Havlat,

I’m taking my mother to the game tonight. I pray you will keep me from having to yell out a string of profanities by winning the game. Also, if you could keep the number of d bag Wings fan down in my section, I would greatly appreciate it.

In Havlat’s name we pray,

Amen

that's what she said

by Sportsgal on May 22, 2009 10:12 AM CDT reply actions

I don't think there's anything that

can keep you from yelling a string of profanities. haha, I mean that in the nicest way possible

running, ducking, cover thingy

by Roos-34 on May 22, 2009 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions

just because I type profanities all the time doesn’t mean i yell them out in real life. yeah right, i swear like a sailor. but i at least take it down a notch when i’m around the folks.

that's what she said

by Sportsgal on May 22, 2009 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions

Pussy.

by McClure on May 22, 2009 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions

seriously,

what good is swearing unless you use it to make people around you uncomfortable?

by SLoop on May 22, 2009 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions

I'm a grown adult

but my mom is the only person around me who can make me feel really bad for swearing around small children. And she has that effect on all people. I swear on my life, I took her to a hockey game and this guy threatened to beat my ass (actually he said he would “fucking kill” me), and she had him apologizing not only to me but all of the people in my section who heard what he said in a matter of minutes.

that's what she said

by Sportsgal on May 22, 2009 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions