Dear Chicago
1. Long time listener first time caller
2. Chicago is gay.
3. Don't make fun of me being broke. I can barely pay for my internet
4. Who gives a fuck if my residents can't spell/Kane is a pussy. Have you suffered through Michigan public education?? If not, fuck off.
5. I wanted to emulate my fellow fans with littered typos and unintelligible sentences but I would need a few more punches to the head to know how a retard types
6. 3 games to 1=Sweep
7. We're going to win the Cup so fuck you. Oh wait I'm a 30 year old fat fuck behind a keyboard and I don't get shit for the Red Wings winning?? Fuck you anyway and Kane's a pussy.
8. Don't call my team Scum. That's immature. If you don't like it I'll call you names and call you out for a fight even though you're 200 miles away.
9. I'M NOT UNEMPLOYED I'M A PROFESSIONAL TROLL!!!
10. Look at my posts. See how I claim to be a Wings fan even though I have 10 posts here and haven't registered at Winging it Motown??? Well that's cause Kane's a pussy and I think you should be reminded of that.
11. Unless you want to punch a hole through your monitor stay away from the GDT when we close you out because we're a bunch of non-functional retards/Kane is a pussy.
Love Detroit Fans
ps. We know the Pens will beat us in the finals. Please actively post on our sites while the remaining dinosaurs on our team collapse like our economy.
pps.Our city is so bad our mayor just claims residency but wouldn't live in our fuckhole if he had too.
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HAHA, U SAID PEE PEE
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
by mjthor on May 27, 2009 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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