May 27th - Beard of the Day - Obi-Wan Kenobi
by McClure on May 27, 2009 10:39 AM CDT
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We weren't fucking around when we said we were calling in the big guns.
Help us, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope.
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But know this..
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
by Matthew Dirt on May 27, 2009 10:41 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Detroit...
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
by Derbycity23 on May 27, 2009 10:52 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
OH SHI
It’s so on.
I don’t know if it’s just my unbridled homerism or a total delusional state of consciousness or the Nostrodomis in me… but… I think we’ll win tonight.
Darth Vader: I’ve been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.
Obi-Wan: Only a master of evil, Darth.
[lightsabers clash]
I’m so geeked up for tonight it’s stupid.
runs through brick wall
by Skags on May 27, 2009 11:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's no moon.
It’s a space station.
by McClure on May 27, 2009 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chellie is Toews's father.
No. That’s not true! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!
(Toews looks into his heart and knows, etc.)
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on May 27, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Different movie.... same idea....
Two quotes that got me thinking about the Hawks today…
From The Shawshank Redemption
Red: Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.
Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. – Andy Dufresne
Come Hawks… one time…
by Wanker751 on May 27, 2009 11:22 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Obi-Wan: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn’t allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.
Kaner: What is it?
Obi-Wan: Your father’s hockey stick. This is the weapon of a Chicago Blackhawk. Not as clumsy or random as a stick; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Chicago Blackhawks were the guardians of peace and justice in the NHL. Before the dark times… before the Scum.
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
by Trixietrx on May 27, 2009 11:28 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kaner: How did my father lose his hockey stick?
Obi-Wan: A young Blackhawk named Chris Chelios, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Scum hunt down and destroy the Chicago Blackhawks. He betrayed and can-openered your father. Now the Blackhawks are all but extinct. Chelios was seduced by the dark side of the NHL
by runningquicklynowhere on May 27, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bravo for using
Alec Guiness.
Not that guy from Moulin Rouge. Hard to believe it’s the same guy from Trainspotting. Now, I know Mr. McGregor was a decent young Obi-Wan, but since we are calling in the big guns, Alec simply must be the choice. Again, bravo.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
by HawkVision on May 27, 2009 11:57 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Chewbacca has a better beard.
I mean, really, it’s his entire fucking body.
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
by mjthor on May 27, 2009 12:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Solid point.
But Chewy isn’t a Jedi.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
by HawkVision on May 27, 2009 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We'll need a game 6 beard too ya know
I mean… right?
by Skags on May 27, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm thinking Dr. Richard Kimble (The Fugitive)
for that one.
Singlehandedly coming back from a death sentence to dominate the douchebags who put him in that situation.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
by HawkVision on May 27, 2009 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oooooh, that's a good one!
A hero wrongfully accused of murder, cards are stacked against him, ends up winning in the end. I like it.
that's what she said
by Sportsgal on May 27, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
plus the Chicago connection….end to this movie would be a fight on the roof of the United Center as the game plays out below…
by ahtrap on May 27, 2009 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obi-Wan willing, there will be a game 6
And we will be ready.
by McClure on May 27, 2009 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
“sandpeople frighten easily but they will be back, and in greater numbers”
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by Jim Schmiedeberg on May 27, 2009 12:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I've never heard of them hitting anything this big before
They didn’t. But we are meant to think they did. These tracks are side by side. Sandpeople always walk single file to hide their numbers.
by McClure on May 27, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
May the force be with us!!!
And strike the evils from the Death Star, and strike them DEAD!
by hawks61 on May 27, 2009 5:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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