No Escape, Trapped in Time and Space: Game 4 Preview - Nucks lead series 2-1

Second City Hockey strongly encourages you to listen to Mastodon on the way to the game tonight.
Whatever the hell was the cause was for the slow start and shitty play on Tuesday, lets hope it's long gone. Everyone tosses around the "must-win" game but really it ain't over til it's over. The Hawks haven't been on the brink of elimination yet.
But they're close.
A loss tonight means they'll have to put up a herculean effort against the Canucks who still have two more games at home - something that pretty much spells doom for the Hawks.
The closest they had to a "must-win" in the last series was Game 5 with the series tied at two and the danger of the Flames getting back into it. This dwarfs that game.
So what can the Hawks do to fix the piss-poor effort the last time around? Well for one they're going to have to change their style to play against the trap - something the pretty much refused to do the last game.
Vancouver is going to try to make the game mind-numbingly boring with the trap. They hate fun and excitement and all that is good - that's their way.
The Hawks seem to already know what they need to do - They need to start strong (They are allowed to score the first goal, it's their right) and not be cute with the puck. However just because they aren't going to be looking for the beautiful pass does not mean the mongoloid behind you yelling "shoot!" is right. Dump the puck, skate, get it back - work to get a quick quality shot - don't look for the highlight pass.
Get people back in Luongo's face. Make sure he's very well acquainted with the smell of Burish or Buff's ass.
Demitra is probably done for the rest of the series and Salo has one hell of a UTI or the clap. You'd think that'd be good news for the Hawks but it didn't seem to matter last time.
Also, stay out of the fraking box.
Lets Go Hawks
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Well played indeed.
“Why have we stopped?”
“Lou quit.”
“WHO’S LOU!”
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
Time for Havvy and Toews to regain the scoring
mantle they’ve passed off to others as the playoffs have progressed. We need our goal scorers to score goals. “Shoooooooooot!”
Got more soul than a sock with a hole.
In all honesty, I get really excited when I see our guys about to drill someone into the boards.
Especially if it’s Badger or Sunshine.
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What section
is the guy who yells this in? My friend has season tickets and he said theres a guy right by him who yells this at every opportunity(including when the hawks have the puck).
You and I are gonna live forever
Section EVERYWHERE
By the 3rd I’m usually yelling “PASS!” Just to shake things up.
It’s pretty ridiculous to tell professional hockey players to shoot, although if it was ever necessary, game 3 was it. Too many cutesy passes looking for the perfect shot. Did they not realize that almost all of our goals in the first 2 games were on rebounds?
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This time of year is great!
by KJM on May 7, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
you mean there is just one?
I have to admit I have been known to yell “hit somebody” during particularly boring games, but only once. Or if someone totally wiff’s on a hit attempt I might shout something like “use your purse next time” but it is like 2 or 3 times a game tops and isn’t just random repetitive yelling.
by runningquicklynowhere on May 7, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
nice job
on the BSG reference
I have tickets to game 5 (I live along the border in Washington), and I was hoping to see the Hawks close it out in the Garage, but I’ll settle for seeing them go up 3-2 and finish the Nucks off at the UC!
Go Hawks!
I actually hadn't listened to Crack the Skye until today.
I listened to it on my way home from work/school for the first time. And I’m actually giving Leviathan a second listen right now. Blood Mountain, until now, was really the only album I had spent a lot of time with — it’s been on periodic repeat for a few years now.
I don’t know why I never branched out past Blood Mountain — I often have a tendency to eschew a band’s other material when I find an album I really, really like. It’s almost like I’m afraid to “ruin” the band by listening to the other stuff. Take, for example, Bad Brains, who were (in my opinion) fucking terrible after their ‘82 self-titled album. Thankfully that album is so fucking awesome that, hard as it may try, “I Against I” can’t ruin it.
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Actually, saying "I Against I" is terrible may be too much, as it's an entirely different style of music.
But it certainly doesn’t sound like the same Bad Brains.
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Banned in D.C.
One of the greatest albums ever created. Although the Rat Music for Rat People version of “How Low Can A Punk Get” is nothing shy of mindblowing.
"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"
Also..."fraking"?!
You used to be cool, man. Now you’re just another Yahoo suit.
Got more soul than a sock with a hole.
would it really suprise anyone if Q turned out to be a cylon
First Four Picks in the 2004 NHL Entry Draft: 1.Ovechkin 2.Malkin 3.Cam Barker 4.Andrew Ladd
No
Nor would it surprise anyone if Luongo and the Sedin twins turned out to be cylons.
that's what she said
The Sedins in particular
“There are many copies.”
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by KJM on May 7, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I. LOVE. MASTODON.
I’m going to blast Blood Mountain while I’m get ready tonight.
that's what she said
I'm with Hystyk
and rolling out to Leviathan. That band is pure power.
by russellguldin on May 7, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Will be downloading some Mastodon
for my Zune to what’s up. Yes, I’m one of the 5 people to have a Zune and I love it.
Dude, I own a Zune
Downloading Mastodon as we speak via the zune pass
"The Hawks need a lube job on their offense right now."-Pat Foley
Taking this as a good sign
Speaking of my Zune. I’m freaking out as I’m leaving work today as my Zune isn’t on my desk. I realize I left it in my car and also realized that it had been playing since lunch. Turn the car on and what song is playing? Chelsea Dagger. Hope to hear it several more times tonight!
sorry
not a metal fan but I’ll go with some My Bloody Valentine on the drive home because their band name simply sounds like a metal band.
That drives me batshit
when a band has a metal name but is clearly not metal. …And They Shall Know Us By the Trail of Dead was the first that I remember thinking, “ is a metal name!” Disappointment soon followed. My Bloody Valentine is dripping with emo.
by russellguldin on May 7, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
"*That* is a metal name!" is what should be in line 2.
I am Typo-Man today.
by russellguldin on May 7, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Trail of Dead, as stated above, are not a metal band. But they are a pretty decent art-rock band. Source Tags & Codes is a damn solid record.
Cave In, which is clearly a metal band name started out as a metal band, but then turned into a space-rock/prog band, so do they count in the category of “Non-metal bands with metal band names”?
ST&C was one of my favorite albums in high school.
And one of the only albums I listened to in high school that I’m not in the least bit ashamed to say I still enjoy to this day.
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MBV
isn’t emo, not really even close. I suppose you can call it what it’s called by UK music hacks – “shoegaze” or even “dreampop” but it’s not emo. Most of the bands that “fit” into this broad category are some form of mixture of Jesus & Mary Chain and/or the Cocteau Twins…neither of which are emo either. The atmospherics of the Cocteaus and the noise/feedback/heavy usage of effects pedals of the Mary Chain. Regardless Loveless is the best album in the last 25 years imo.
I don’t see the “artrock” of Trail of Dead either. They’re contrived stoner screamo…and I offer this review from Magnet.
“because the late 90’s and early 00’s were so boring, the members of Trail of Dead looked to be on the brink of success due solely to the fact that they smashed their shit up onstage and usually lived up to the rumors that they were walking garbage cans. What didn’t work was their sound (adult-contemporary screamo) combined with their age(pushing if not exceeding 30) at a time when every early 20’s asshole with a guitar had already learned to ripoff Wire and Gang of Four riffs”.
I agree with most of that because Wire and early GO4 happen to be two of my fave bands.
by Crease Monkey on May 7, 2009 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I switched it up
Went with some Notorious BIG – Dead Wrong. It’s a great F YOU song. As is Juicy.
that's what she said
Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis...
…when I was dead broke I couldn’t picture this! Biggie Smalls..now that is some good SHIT!!!
Its been a long day
Just finished my first year of college.
Lets get one tonight
GO HAWKS!
Lets go Hawks! Detroit Sucks!
Congrats, I hope you didn't fuck up your freshman year too much.
I’m about to finish my fifth and last year of college. Tomorrow is a half-day at the school where I student teach, then I’m done. I get to sit around and scratch my balls while the rest of the university takes finals.
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Congrats to you both!
Great accomplishments! Let’s hope the Hawks give you another reason to celebrate!
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
Thats what I will be doing my last year of school.
What grade do you plan on teaching?
Lets go Hawks! Detroit Sucks!
I keep hearing about Mastodon
Now that the SCH boys are recommending it I have to download it. Porcupine Tree, Pelican, and Opeth are also really good, but they have a lot of space-rock thrown in so you probably don’t want any Hawks fans driving to tonight’s game listening to them. I will stick with Ministry’s “Let’s Go” which will probably make me want to drive 120 mph. WARPAINT!!!
Victim was found murdered with a Chelsea Dagger.
If you guys like weird-as-fuck prog-metal concept albums,
check out Devin Townsend’s Ziltoid the Omniscient. To quote Wikipedia:
The album is a fictional concept album about an extraterrestrial being named Ziltoid from the planet Ziltoidia 9. Ziltoid travels to Earth in search for “the ultimate cup of coffee”.
Then again, Wikipedia just informed me that Devin Townsend is from B.C., so fuck him (temporarily).
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I didn't know this was the game thread!
It doesn’t look like one — I figured you were doing some sort of newfangled preview-then-gamethread strategy.
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Your gametime video feed and beer
FEEEEEEDS:
http://www.atdhe.net/6317/watch-vancouver-canucks-at-chicago-blackhawks
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/tml-2
http://www.ndsports.webs.com/
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/PuckYou
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/movies-and-nhl
sop://broker.sopcast.com:3912/36451 (Sopcast and VLC)
I can’t recall ever having 5 video feeds. That’s crazy. Then again, who knows how many will work? Here’s some beer:

Avery Maharaja
I’m not sure if you’ll be able to find this beer in the Chicago area, so maybe it’s not even fair to post it. My brother recently got four bottles of this in a trade, and I can’t really imagine going wrong with a 9.7% ABV imperial IPA. I won’t be able to give my personal opinion on this beer for another week or so, but everything I’ve read about it says it’s pretty damn good. Actually, after checking this page, you’ll be able to get it in Chicago — just click that link and Ctrl+F “Illinois.” In fact, it looks like some bars might even have it on tap — even better. This beer post just became a lot more legitimate. Go drink this beer, because I can’t at the moment (damn you, Iowa).
Back to the matter at hand: let’s win tonight. I won’t offer any feigned expertise, because everything that I would say has already been said, and it probably wouldn’t be very insightful either way. Let’s just win.
Go Hawks!
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If it ain't Busch or Bud
Iowa doesn’t like it.
I was drinking a Miller Lite, and it was referred to as “fancy city beer” by a native Iowan when I lived there for couple years.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
It only says the one in Lake Zurich, unless that’s where Binny’s is HQ’d and that includes all the stores. I do know different Binny’s carry different stuff, so who knows.
VERSTEEG!
Schaumburg
I was told has the largest beer selection. Don’t know how true that is, but it is a bigger selection than the one near me in Buffalo Grove.
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
Drinking Tonight...
…some Sleeman’s Light!.Now that is also some great shit!!! Sleeman’s Brewery-a great Canadian tradition since 1834!
As for the game tonight...
…the Hawks HAVE TO score the first goal tonight (No shit!) but also add on to the lead just as they did in Game 5 against Calgary. It’s finally time for Toews, Havlat, and Keith to start playing up to their standards for it’s extremely difficult to win in the playoffs without your best players being at their best! The Hawks are the better team so let’s start to play like it!
Hawks should win tonight (I’m confident) for it’s only a matter of time they won on Versus (when exclusively) for they are 0-4 this season.
So let’s be loud and proud-LET’S GO HAWKS!!!
I think I'd be okay with the Canucks scoring the first goal as long as the Blackhawks score more total goals throughout the course of the game.
That’s just me, though.
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Any way the Hawks can get a win is O.K. with me...
…bit for some reason or another if the Hawks could score first it could break Vancouver’s 1st period momentum and/or confidence they have in the 1st. Not to mention how different of a group the Hawks look when they scored first in Games 5 and 6 against Calgary! But who knows right? Anyways, hopefully the Hawks can get a win tonight I think we can both agree on that!!!
HOCKEY
please let me see the canucks defensive players chasing the puck behind there own net tonight. there’s only one hockey night i want to see, chicago night please.
I have mixed feelings
lovin the fact we are actually shooting the puck
but lets put one in
Lets go Hawks! Detroit Sucks!
We're getting good chances, and that's all you can ask for.
Keep forcing Luongo to make big saves…
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From the folks who brought you the RALLY MULLET...
We’ll kill this penalty using the LUNA SCHNOZZ!!!

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This one might be better...

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I'm just frightened that you guys pay this much attention to these horrible commercials.
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SAVED BY ZERO!
I have no idea what you’re talking about.
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wow...
I think she could smoke a cigar in the shower
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Sharpie!
Taking the body!
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Bieksa
can eat a bag of dicks. His sole purpose is to hit Toews.
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The place could use some more red
Maybe Bieksa can leave some more on the ice.
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What a huge hit behind the net by Sunshine a minute ago.
I was actually watching the game on the toilet. The mirror on my bathroom door can be angled so that I can see the TV while pooping.
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I thought I was the only one to arrange mirrors in my bathroom to see the TV.
Lets go Hawks! Detroit Sucks!
My bathroom
Is too far from my room for that to work :( besides with other people in the house I don’t think I could pull it off
wait what?
We're really slacking in the comment dept.
I’m hoping more people will join as the game progresses. I feel like the number of comments determines SCH’s b-peen (that’s short for blog penis). We have to prove that our blog is manlier than all the other blogs.
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Problem for me is
I know enough that I tell the friends and family what’s going on, but not enough to make good insightful comments here, so I try to not make myself sound too stupid
wait what?
But hey...
We’ve got RALLY MULLETs and LUNA SCHNOZZes
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This is off topic but,
As we are all most likely dedicated hawk fans here, do bandwagon fans bother anyone else?
I don’t know how to explain it, I guess it’s just that I am a fan through thick and think, but a lot of people (mostly girls—but not in all cases) only start rooting for them once its playoff time.
Maybe its only me?
Lets go Hawks! Detroit Sucks!
It's bound to happen no matter the sport.
as long as they’re genuinely interested in it, the more the merrier. My girlfriend barely watched any Hawks games with me over the regular season, but she’s watched a good portion of the playoff games and has actually gotten into them. She asks questions and shows interest in the game, so I’ll take it.
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Well I am a freshman, well was a freshman in college until today
and my girlfriend is a senior in high school. A lot of her friends brag to me about how good the hawks are and try talking to me like they know more than me. Maybe I’m the ignorant one?
Lets go Hawks! Detroit Sucks!
LOL
Member the Bulls back in the ‘90s? I wasn’t a fan, and all of a sudden that’s all anyone in my office could talk about. But I refused, in principal, as I didn’t want to be one of those bandwaggoners.
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
Let's Go Hawks!
I’m even further from the computer tonight. So commercials only give me time to see some of what’s been posted.
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
Um
Really? I don’t post much of interest. ;)
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
Just to clarify, I'm talking about the "Insight in a game thread?" comment.
We’re just here to converse. None of us really know what the fuck we’re talking about anyway.
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At least
I don’t post while taking a shit. :)
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I do
I just don’t brag about it
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I waited until I was done earlier.
But now I’m back. Hot dogs & refried beans for lunch and I’m sick… you get the picture. Or do you? Want me to keep going?
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color/texture?
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Thank you...
For not saying “conversate”. That sht irks me.
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Help
Will someone please tell me when play starts again? It’s all the way downstairs and I can’t hear the TV.
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Good thing it wasn't Crosby
He’d just dive.
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authorities
looking into it and they have extra security around the Russian piece of Eurotrash
by Crease Monkey on May 7, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
they just reported it on Versus
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My insight
I think it was a good first period for us. We’re gonna tire them out, and we’re learning how to play at their game.
Really. I know this.
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
Sounds good to me.
The comment I made right below you mentions tiring them out as well. So if two people had the same thought, it has to be true… right?
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First period stats
Shots: Hawks 8 — Nucks 4
Hits: Hawks 17 — Nucks 13
Faceoffs: Hawks 6 — Nucks 7
Blocked Shots: Hawks 3 — Nucks 1
-Keith is leading us in ice time with 7:09; not far behind are Sharp (really?) with 6:53 and Walker (wtf?) with 6:50.
-Sharp is murkin’ fools with 4 hits, Buff and Ladd have each thrown in 3 of their own.
-Havlat and Toews each have 2 shots.
Look for the ‘Nucks D-men to wear out quick tonight — Mitchell has been on the ice for 8:51 so far, and five other players have over 7 minutes (compared to our ONE player with 7+ minutes). If they’re going to throw their D core out there with reckless abandon, let’s make sure they skate a lot.
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Captain Serious
is 3-2 on faceoffs. Whatever was bothering him is gone.
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I purposely left that out...
Nothing really stood out in the faceoff column. 3-2 is a pretty small sample.
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Seabrook
had a great 1st and that usually bodes well for the Hawks…when he’s on it’s usually a good night. Really love to see the Hawks get the first goal though and take some pressure off of Nik.
I hate you VS
Another great first period for Vancouver…. look at the stats that were just posted stupid VS
wait what?
Hawks will score 2 in the second
Mark it down.
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I say 3
Just cause I like it when they do that.
And see above, I appear to know my stuff.
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GAME ON
Get back to your TV
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Do you have any idea...
…how many Walter Sobchak jokes I get?
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More than a little...
and I like to wear bowling shirts.
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Ha
I hope you threw that helmet on the ice. (I’m assuming that was the Toews double hat-trick night)
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Nope...
Hoping to get it signed by Toews at the Convention. Threw the hat I wore to the game.
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That was probably the smart play.
Good luck w/ the autograph — that’d be an awesome piece of memorabilia
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I'm hoping to...
Next season I want to have the first HOCKEENIGHT Charity Auction.
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Yeah
Our write-up got used by the NY Times.
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Committed Indian
So I finally realized I could order a subscription online. It rocks. Get it.
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Just as long...
As the meathead who has his picture with Edzo isn’t in there…
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HAHA
Khabby holding the puck up in burrows’ face!
Thanks everyone for the head’s up, appreciate it.
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Would of loved to see what sunshine pulls out of his back pocket if he had the breakway
Lets go Hawks! Detroit Sucks!
GODDAMNIT
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esp. at the end of a long shift
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Poop.
But walker actually seemed to have tried.
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
that one wasn’t on Walker, it was Toews and Kane who didn’t bust it to get back after Toews shot attempt
by Crease Monkey on May 7, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Wiggum is the easy guy to blame, but I don't think he played it any other way
Lets go Hawks! Detroit Sucks!
Big save.
We needed it from Khabby.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
Kane
Needs to be benched again til he learns to play as part of a team.
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For the next mascot, the Powerplay
I say we go with naggy mom from the enterprise commercials
wait what?
Holy. Shit.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
It appears that's the case.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
As usual, Blackhawks go on vacation for the first 30 minutes
What a lazy bunch of motherfuckers.
Canucks should finish them off by Saturday.
You can't score from that angle Kaner.
Throw that in front.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
Kinda like this?

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Fortunately...
A guy at Desipio nabbed it before the Herald fixed it.
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HERE WE GO!!!

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How 'bout it!?!?!
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"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
Yeah, that was pretty much bullshit.
and Bieksa needs to choke on some sort of phallus
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So you're into masturbation
And the other guy is into “choking on phallus”.
No wonder the team was named as such.
GO BLACKCOCKS!
Free country
And I like to torment you assholes.
I know, it’s too easy – but it’s still fun.
Intermission…are you off to go “choke on some kind of phallus”?
GO BLACKCOCKS!
Oh, we're seriously tormented.
And you waived your right to free speech when you signed a user agreement.
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Why
do people think internet forums = free speech?
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
Until you learn reading and comprehension
Would you just kindly fuck off?
I don’t have time to torment IQ’s below 50.
I already have a dog.
Go ahead and ban me
It’s not like anybody is going to be here after Saturday.
Censorship is what makes America great.
Wow, you really told me
And I thought Illinois was an oasis of intelligence within the Retarded States of America.
Damn, wrong again.
Oh, good, veiled racism too!
Let’s see… veiled racism, doesn’t understand the First Amendment…
Wait a second, you’re not Glenn Beck, are you?
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Don't push Jesus.
Ya douchebag.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
Probably about as much as Foley's on any given night from having to listen to Edzo
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why the Eddie O hate?
he’s not that bad. He’s not Hawk, Ed Farmer or Ron Santo bad…at least he knows what he’s talking about most of the time and not a total homer shill like the others.
by Crease Monkey on May 7, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I do
Know how many tmes I want to kick him in the nads? NIIIIIIIYIIIIINE!
Know when? EEEEEEMEDIATELY!
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yeah
but that’s because he refused to come on your show right?
by Crease Monkey on May 7, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Haven't asked him
I got a pic with him, and he looks absolutely revolted that someone put their arm around him.
I love that pic.
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well
that’s a good reason to dislike him…I dunno, I wouldn’t want some dude I don’t know putting their arm around me either…fan or not.
by Crease Monkey on May 7, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Except...
It was on the PHOTO STAGE at the Convention. That’s exactly what he was there for.
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I don't hate him. I find him sort of campy...
in an annoying, I’m-sick-of-your-fucking-stupid-ass-idiosyncrasies kind of way.
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
fair enough
most broadcasters have their catch phrases of some sort…Foley and “Baaaannnterrrrman” and Steve Stone’s “not hardly surprising” and other sarcastic humor…
by Crease Monkey on May 7, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Santo...
…and his “bleeeeaaaarrrrgh”
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Santo
is brutal no matter what he’s saying…awful and borderline embarrassing to even us Cub fans. If he’d been elected to the HOF before 1990 he’d have never gotten into broadcasting.
by Crease Monkey on May 7, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Bummer.
Wasn’t O’Brien the one to get called on the hooking “penalty” against Buff that other game? Too bad it didn’t work out the same way.
Wow, totally did not expect to see such a low scoring game.
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
No adjustments made for this one
Still way too cute, trying to make way too many moves, that last powerplay was pathetic as well
Lets Go Hawks!
He probably
has her stashed down there with him in the refrigerator.
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
Oope...
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Second period stats
Shots: Hawks 9 — Nucks 6
Hits: Hawks 12 — Nucks 6
Faceoffs: Hawks 8 — Nucks 9
Blocked Shots: Hawks 3 — Nucks 3
-Biscuit was on the ice for more than 10 minutes that period and is now leading us with 17:19… brutal.
-Bolland is now 4-1 on faceoffs while Toews is a neutral 5-5.
-Ryan Johnson is smoking us to the tune of 7-3 from the spot.
-Bieksa is a thug.
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
Went to high school
With Ron Santo’s son. He was a year or two younger than me. Boy. ;)
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
You give your cock commands?
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There's something that can help...
…ask Manny Ramirez.
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Why can't our thugs
destroy their thugs already? I don’t think Bieksa has lost enough teeth in the UC yet.
by Justaminorthreat on May 7, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions
Just put
Buff, Eager, and Wiggum out there, have them throw a punch right after the puck drop
wait what?
Exactly
But we don’t want a “sending a message” suspension.
by Justaminorthreat on May 7, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
hair pulling doesn't count.
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Nah
Eager belongs in the psych ward
Which is why I love him
And our thugs have scored against you too before
Do you recall the Eager goal?
by Justaminorthreat on May 7, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone tell Darcy...
It’s a rink, not a diving pool
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Havlat, thrusting ahead...
…would be much funnier coming from Foley
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Sorry I was just driving back home and I just had an urge to post this.
Lets go Hawks! Detroit Sucks!
How are you feeling now?
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I wouldn't insult "fags"
Because I’m sure the entire population of Boystown can kick your ass
Давай!
by Justaminorthreat on May 7, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
No the Canucklehead
Laying on the ice tucking the puck between his legs, causes the stoppage
wait what?
The guys who run the site aren't here, moron.
Why do you think you’re still here?
And yes, I’m convinced you’re Glenn Beck. Racism, homophobia, misunderstanding the Constitution, and now misunderstanding fascism! All signs point to Glenn Beck (or maybe even Rush Limbaugh).
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
This is one of the most boring playoff games I;ve ever seen
I thought the 1996 Red Wings put an end to this boring-ass defensive trap style of play.
Luongo saves, Luongo saves, Luongo saves, Luongo saves, Luongo saves, Luongo saves… JESUS SAVES!
by Lost In NC on May 7, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
My husband thinks I'm crazy
I don’t think I ever even yelled that loud at him.
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
Where's the JHC poster!?!
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
My allergies...
….to these fucking fans, has returned!
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The refs have put their whistles in their pockets all period long.
Vancouver could have been called for obstruction interference on three separate occasions in this period.
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
it's been
unevenly called the whole series.
by Crease Monkey on May 7, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone else rise to their feet after that Bolland rush!?
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
I should say during that rush
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
I was bouncing
on the couch, does that count?
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
THat's cuz there was a pending penalty the asshole never called
"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"
late... but..
MARTY HAVLAT IS MY MAN CRUSH.
:D
Let’s win it in OT again!
Feel free to email me at any time. =] Just let me know you're from SecondCityHockey!
"Vancouver has done alot of sitting back this game"
It’s all they’ve done, except for a breakaway after a blocked shot
wait what?
Questions
1. Did anyone think Bolland was hooked?
2. How do the players on the ice know when it’s time for a shift change?
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
well
2) when you are a forward and get beat on a backcheck by Alexander Edler chances are you’re gassed.
by Crease Monkey on May 7, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
one thing I'll say
in fairness of VAN, they haven’t taken a bunch of cheap shots at the skill guys like Kane and Havlat like Calgary did. That said, I still want to see someone punch Bieksa in the nose.
yeah
and that hit that…I think it was Pyatt put on Toews last game that was called for boarding was cheap.
by Crease Monkey on May 7, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Facing Vancouver in the playoffs
Will do that to you.
I’ve wanted to punch Willie Mitchell in the face ever since Dallas played the Nucks in the first round in 2007. :o)
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
Hey you must be my long lost twin!
I’ve got an urge to punch him in the face too. Oh and O’Brien.
Давай!
by Justaminorthreat on May 7, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
yep
and if Eager feels the need to sock Wendy Mitchell in the jaw that’s cool too.
by Crease Monkey on May 7, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
That'd be great for our nerves.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
me thinks
it’ll be a defenseman….Barker or Seabrook on a slapper.
by Crease Monkey on May 7, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Lets fucking end this one, LETS GO HAWKS
Lets Go Hawks!
Think the Wings are dead!!!
Ducks lead 1-0 after Perry goal and the Wings can’t score against Hiller!
Now go and win Hawks and make it a PERFECT NIGHT!!!
VS
will show OT won’t they???? (Hubby called me down and it was scum on.
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
unless you re in Detroit or Anaheim
They will. That was a looking between the third and the overtime.
by kcr on May 7, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
You may be
out of luck on this one. There are some internet feeds up thread, though.
by kcr on May 7, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
anyone
go over to check out a Wings blog after Game 3? I bet they were ballistic with total objectivity. It was a bad call obviously but they should have never had that PP goal as Wiz was elbowed by Holmstrom with a no call.
Yep
They just showed a snippet
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HERE WE GO!!!

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Need I say It?
Yes, I need!

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mjthor...
That is solid gold. One of our miscreants, Mark Giangreco Roman Wrestler, grabbed the Luna Schnozz, which was so effective on the kill tonight.
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Thank you both
For mulletizing us to the win!
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
Our Canadian "friends" should know better...
Vive Le Coupe Longueil!
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Starved for attention and crying in his basement like he was the entire game?
That’s my guess.
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
I disagree
…you mean his parents’ basement
by Crease Monkey on May 7, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
actually
I love Labatts…it’s the best moderately priced beer since they don’t make Michael Shea’s anymore.
by Crease Monkey on May 7, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I love beer.
I just wanted to point out that he’s a c….DAMMIT, Red Wings Scored!… that he’s a Canadian.
BEAUTIFUL
What a way to end this one….
MHH: Like the Avs organization, we’ve now officially lost our minds.
I'm The Canary - but I'm not cute nor cuddly, and I don't sing.
WOW
missed commenting cause i have people over D:
"The Hawks need a lube job on their offense right now."-Pat Foley
yep
because it would have been unbearable to lose a game on a goal by some unskilled dude with a chick’s name.
amen
hate to admit it but I was envisioning a scenario where a Hawks D-man gets caught in a bad pinch and gives up another goal to some no-talent like Pyatt or something…
by Crease Monkey on May 7, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
'Nucks in 5!?!?!?!
What!? WHAT!?!?!
What. A. Game.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
He'll be back
Unfortunately.
I think Chicagokill’s banned him twice, already.
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
This guy definitely wasn't dave/Nucks in 09
This guy could actually form sentences.
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
Too excited to sleep.
I might stay up a little longer and cheer against the Scum.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
What a finish
Can’t wait for Games 5 & 6!!! It would be amazing if they could close it out at the UC.
LET'S GO HAWKS!
Hell ya Hawks!
Finish these fucks in Vancouver!
Lets Go Hawks!
ummm
………..
You and I are gonna live forever
by Original Six on May 7, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Kane
Has got to learn to adjust his game according to team needs. Hate to rag on him, but he didn’t seem to get the point that he couldn’t just cruise in, shoot and score all on his own.
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
And
Thanks all for putting up with my inane comments, as I usually share them with my son, but he’s at some stupid convention and Hubby doesn’t seem to be a hockey fan (note to self: put that on my list of questions to ask before I say I do again).
If I can't be a good example, I'll just be a horrible warning
I don’t think your comments scan as inane. You might be right about screening better with the “next” husband, but I am happier with the fact that my current wife doesn’t watch Hockey, that way she can keep the kid out of the room while I “cuss like a sailor restricted to ship in an Asian port.” props to my departed father for that one My last wife, or as we call her #3, loved the Scum, but didn’t let me know until after we were married for a couple of years.
by burpchelischili on May 8, 2009 4:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Au Contrere...
…it was Juicy by Biggie Smalls ‘Cause I went from negetive to positive and all good…’!!!
Making Mastodon fans of all of us
Mastodon + Maharaj=HavlatChrist+PartyBollLadder! Its AG! It must have worked because I picked HavlatChrist to tie it at the 2nd intermission (i picked VERSTEEG for the GW but who cares?). Cuz Hawks Win! Hawks Win! Monday Night Hockey! Game 6 at the UC yo!
Victim was found murdered with a Chelsea Dagger.
Great game guys
It’s been one great series.
The best part of this win to me for you guys is that “Dave” will probably be in hiding.
Good luck the rest of the way.
Seattle Seahawks: We've got Brian Russell and TWO kickers!
Just got back
from the game. outstanding finish. crowd was nuts. Loudest sports event i’ve ever been too.
loudest
and BEST sporting event i’ve ever been to.
just fantastic. hawks outplayed them from start to finish but luongo was just too damn good…until he wasn’t. so happy tonight. exhausted….if it had gone to 2 OT i’m not sure i could have gone to work tomorrow!
but i can’t sleep yet bc i’m watching scum-ducks….i can’t choose who i want to win this series….on the one hand a wings-hawks conf final would be absolutely amazing, and it’s not like the ducks will be an easy out with hiller…..but on the other hand they’re the scum and i can’t actively root for them….thoughts?
by GreenLantern411 on May 7, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
The sooner scum is out
the better. I don’t care if its the Hawks who beat them or if its a girl scout troop. I just want them to lose every game. Ever.
You and I are gonna live forever
i think someone with photoshop skills needs to put ladds face on this picture...
http://aliyasking.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/thief2.jpg
he without a doubt stole that game from those damn nucks
Final stats
Shots – Hawks – 28, Van – 15
Faceoffs – Hawks – 58%, Van – 42%
Hits – Hawks – 41, Van – 22
PP – Hawks – 0/2, Van – 0/1
Wow
Surprised to see the big tilt towards the Hawks from the faceoff dot. I felt like we lost every key draw of the night. Maybe it was just my frustration from the trap.
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