Adam Burish is Looking for Love

by Killion on Jun 17, 2009 9:15 PM CDT

Chicago Magazine recently put out their list of "Chicago's top 20 singles". And at the very top (because of the alphabet) is none other than Adam Burish.

Just check out this adorable picture:

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That's a block of cheese he's holding, if you're wondering. At least I think it's cheese.

Here's what Burish has to say about himself

"If you ask my friends, they’ll say I’m a fun guy, that I’m easy going. But when I’m playing hockey, I’m a different person. I like to fight, I like to be confrontational, I get angry. But I leave it all at the rink. When it’s done, it’s done."

After this season, the jury is out about whether Burish actually likes to fight anymore (only 5 fighting majors this year) but he's certainly "confrontational". I'm an unabashed Burish fan though - he's becoming a solid defensive forward and someone I want to keep on the team for a while, if only for interviews (we already lost Wiz, right?).

So what do you say ladies - wanna date Adam Burish?

h/t to my girlfriend - why is she looking at the top 20 singles? I dunno, but I probably don't stand a chance against Burish.

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If you ask my friends, they’ll say I’m a fun guy

Understatement of the fucking millennium after the “Ladies’ Man” video.

by McClure on Jun 17, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions

Tazer

At the 2:07 mark of that video had me dying of laughter!

by LVR on Jun 18, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions

NOT cheese.

It is a big brick of wax that he plans to wax the shaft of his donger with so he can go all night long.

I like boobs.

by G.S. Clam on Jun 17, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions

Yes...yes I would like to date Adam Burish

but he’s probably got much better prospects than short, fat, plain-looking me.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 17, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions

Sheeeit

Short, fat, AND plain? Sounds like my kind of lady! N00dz plz.

by ZootSuitZombie on Jun 18, 2009 12:23 AM CDT reply actions

… but can he handle the ladies the way he’s handling that block of cheese?!

by gmh on Jun 18, 2009 1:10 AM CDT reply actions

Hell Yes!!

Wonder if he likes cougars?

by MissConduct10 on Jun 18, 2009 7:50 AM CDT reply actions

Even funnier are the photos of Burish attempting to be a model:

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Jun 18, 2009 10:17 AM CDT reply actions

Funny how Matt says he doesn’t stand a chance against Burish…

Chuck fucking Norris doesn’t even stand a chance against Burish!

by Let'sGoHawks on Jun 18, 2009 10:22 AM CDT reply actions

My middle-aged wife has a crush on Adam Burish

And judging by the crowd we sit around at the UC she is not the only one.

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little messed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

by BLou on Jun 18, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions