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Emergency GDT: Scum vs Hawks/Our Alcoholics Have Failed Us/It’s Time For An Intervention/Pierre McGuire Sucks Thread

Because our alcoholics have failed us, and I guess we need to think of the masses with internet connections that slow down after posts have hit 600 comments or so.

And because Fan Posts must be at least 75 words long, here's a mock preview for the game:

Howard and Niemi will be in goal, so it's a battle between a rookie goaltender who has wrestled the starting position from a Cup-winning netminder and a rookie goaltender who could potentially do the same to a non-playoff-winning goaltender, GAA and 4 shutouts be damned.

So have at it.

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Hey Hey!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 11:22 AM CST reply actions  

Gotta love NBC programming

No sure how it is back in Chi-town but in NY at least we have “Jane and the Dragon” immediately preceding the game…

by VerStig on Jan 17, 2010 11:25 AM CST reply actions  

Don't know if it the same thing

but some damn informercial on “want to beat head against wall”

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Way to go FNBC

Good way to draw in veiwers, put some crap on immediatley before the game that will for sure have people turn the channel!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

its dumb to have a hockey game at 12:30 eastern

imagine if your on the west coast, i could be eating cereal while watching hockey

by alpo on Jan 17, 2010 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

nothing

wrong with that, nice way to start the day…bloody mary with breakfast

by AZHawksfan on Jan 17, 2010 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I’m on my 4th Bloody Mary, and still have the headache…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I probably won’t get around to eating cereal till 12:30 here…

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by KofC on Jan 17, 2010 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

we've not even started the game yet

and already NBC is giving Kane an extra year of age…

by chiblackhawks on Jan 17, 2010 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

reply fail

must be the first time someone used the reply button by mistake when they meant to post a comment.

by chiblackhawks on Jan 17, 2010 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

heard that too

Good to know they have their facts straight. Dumbwads.

by ITypedforMiles on Jan 17, 2010 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

you know

they’re sitting around right now avoiding the site. like when you don’t show up to work and you keep your phone off all day. lol

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by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

That preview sucked.

I have no idea what to look for in the upcoming game.

Just because your friend says she saw me in the club with some other bitches,
sitting in V.I.P,
Smoking, and drinking, and kicking it.

by chrome on Jan 17, 2010 11:31 AM CST reply actions  

FUCK SCUM

since nobody has said it here yet

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 11:35 AM CST reply actions  

Hey guys

Did you know that Detroit sucks? News to me.

by Hi, I'm Bob LeDonne on Jan 17, 2010 11:36 AM CST reply actions  

Happiest guy on the planet

1. Whoever won Mega Millons last night.
2. Doc Emrick.
3. Guys who got married last night (tie).

(Note: they don’t show Mr. Smiley in the lead in, but Pierre. Suck.)

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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 11:36 AM CST reply actions  

noticed that too

probably too busy burning buildings last night.

by alpo on Jan 17, 2010 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

damn, I’d have gone, it’s cheaper to daytrip to Detroit and see a game there than try to get into Hawks-Wings games here! but I arranged a trip to Columbus first (and that went well)

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by KofC on Jan 17, 2010 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

thanks for this, GO HAWKS

though I was kind of hoping to keep going in yesterday’s thread till it got really unwieldy and SCH showed up to cut us off and start a new one. that’d teach them about having lives outside of this blog!

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by KofC on Jan 17, 2010 11:41 AM CST reply actions  

seriously

Huge fan of it blocking play.

by ITypedforMiles on Jan 17, 2010 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

It needs to go away

Because my gf keeps telling me how much she would like some every time it pops up on screen.

by chevrier30 on Jan 17, 2010 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

note: i like campbell, but do not like the spin

by alpo on Jan 17, 2010 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't get this

I mean, it seems to create space or draw a penalty almost every time he uses it.

by HungryHungryPanda on Jan 17, 2010 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Sometimes it leads to him giving a turnover, but the majority of the time it does work well.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Jan 17, 2010 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

PP to the Hawks

No — excuse me — the BUD LIGHT powerplay to the Hawks. Sorry, NBC.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 11:43 AM CST reply actions  

That first PP shift

was as crisp as a new twenty. Damn!

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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 11:44 AM CST reply actions  

Love the choice of music

on that 3x speed replay of Kaner

Looks like him @ normal speed…

by VerStig on Jan 17, 2010 11:45 AM CST reply actions  

NIEMI!

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 11:47 AM CST reply actions  

BROWER

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 11:47 AM CST reply actions  

fail!!!!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

I coulda sworn

I added the unnecessary Canadian U … it’s early, give me a break.

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

BROUWER

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 11:47 AM CST reply actions  

OUTFUCKINGSTANDING

Niemi beats 2-0, and then BROUWER SCORES! Unreal!

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 11:48 AM CST reply actions  

Big SAVE - BIG GOAL!!!!!!!!!

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 11:48 AM CST reply actions  

YES

Can I add “Toews wins a battle on the boards” to my bingo board?

by VerStig on Jan 17, 2010 11:48 AM CST reply actions  

yesterday at Columbus

we saw a couple of fans who were also heading out to Detroit. As the Blackhawks twitter said, “Am I enjoying the fact that fans are traveling with the Blackhawks like they’re the Grateful Dead? Yes, yes, I am.”

by chiblackhawks on Jan 17, 2010 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

nice!

I don’t know why I didn’t think to do the same thing. probably because I got the $1 Megabus seat back from Columbus, I didn’t think to go direct to Detroit. of course they changed the game time around too…

it looked like about 1/3 Hawks fans at Nationwide!

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by KofC on Jan 17, 2010 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I was trying to figure out if it was possible to go to Detroit from Columbus

but there weren’t any good options on Southwest, and I had to talk myself out of it on account of having planned a trip to Carolina at the end of January (had a friend who just moved there), St Louis in February, and Colorado in April.

There were definitely plenty of Hawks fans around yesterday. But St Louis should be doubly fun since we’re all sitting (I assume) in a block.

by chiblackhawks on Jan 17, 2010 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

true, a lot of flights to the east from Chicago seem to transfer there. I’m kind of tempted to try one because I wouldn’t see the Detroit airport otherwise (I like airports!); if a place is 8 hours or less away I’d take a bus or train

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by KofC on Jan 17, 2010 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

a friend of mine LOVES the detroit airport

I have no idea why, but she really really does.

by shinkicker on Jan 17, 2010 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, excited about St. Louis! I’d better make my plans

I was actually looking up Carolina trips for fun…because if I fit in another game, the game in St. Louis would be my 20th Hawks game in the last year+. and they’ve won the first 17 I saw…not sure how long “my” winning streak can keep up, but 20 would be nice.

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by KofC on Jan 17, 2010 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

damn, that's nice

I was entertaining the notion of a Carolina trip early this season but the hotel/travel/tickets add up. Thankfully my friend moved there and she’s got an airbed in her apartment, plus asked me to visit since we haven’t seen each other for maybe 2years now, so that’s 2 birds with 1 stone, I figured.

by chiblackhawks on Jan 17, 2010 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what I thought

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Full marks to Toews, too

Cleaning up mess in front after Niemi shuts down the breakaway.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 11:49 AM CST reply actions  

I think the 3 alcoholics might have a drinking problem too.

It’s almost fucking noon! Oh, and the Hawks are playing scum.

by timmetz on Jan 17, 2010 11:50 AM CST reply actions  

I have to say, this isn't such a bad way to wake up.

Also, we’re having hockey brunch, mimosas and bacon. and eventually those pillsbury cinnamon rolls.

by shinkicker on Jan 17, 2010 11:51 AM CST reply actions  

I had some mega cinnamon rolls, and link sausage with maple syrup.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Jan 17, 2010 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Kopecky helmetless

Can someone knock him out?

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 12:00 PM CST reply actions  

Those last two PP were as awesome as you could have

without scoring. And now we get another one.

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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 12:03 PM CST reply actions  

KANER!!!!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 12:03 PM CST reply actions  

20-Cent!!!!!

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 12:03 PM CST reply actions  

yes!

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 12:04 PM CST reply actions  

KANER!

They keep scoring when I’m up to get food. I guess I should just stand in the kitchen the whole time

by shinkicker on Jan 17, 2010 12:04 PM CST reply actions  

KANER!

Lazy…took him until the third PP to score one.

by chevrier30 on Jan 17, 2010 12:04 PM CST reply actions  

SHIT!!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 12:08 PM CST reply actions  

SHIT!

Lindstrom.

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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 12:08 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck Lidstrom

Was that Barker’s fault?

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 12:09 PM CST reply actions  

That doesn't answer my question

Remember, Barker does not need to be on the ice to cause turnovers.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Hendry

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Seabs got burned there.

I think these early games fuck with his pregame insanity too much.

by timmetz on Jan 17, 2010 12:10 PM CST reply actions  

Jesus

We know little Pierre hates that Hawks, but this whole crew seems dazzled on a somewhat lame goal.

Chicagoan in the Lou.

by Mike Martin on Jan 17, 2010 12:10 PM CST reply actions  

VERSTEEG!!!!!!!!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 12:10 PM CST reply actions  

Steeeeeeg

Where did that come from?

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 12:11 PM CST reply actions  

If you watched

before the faceoff they called each other out and basically told the official they were going to fight

by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Jan 17, 2010 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Glad he doesn't get his cues

from Fraser.

It is Fraser who’s fights look like playtime at Playland© right?

by aeroplane1 on Jan 17, 2010 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Pierre just masturbates masturbates masturbates

all over the Red Wings.

Yet another reason to call them Scum.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 12:12 PM CST reply actions  

nice fight

both got some serious punches to connect. one of the better fights this year for the hawks.

by eternale1 on Jan 17, 2010 12:12 PM CST reply actions  

Bertuzzi deserves a 5 minute major in every game

To give him a taste of the prison cell he should be sitting in.

Chicagoan in the Lou.

by Mike Martin on Jan 17, 2010 12:13 PM CST reply actions  

Apart from Lindstrom's perfect shot?

EXCELLENT PERIOD. Too bad it’s friends and family watching this one.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 12:14 PM CST reply actions  

Versteeg's last NHL fight...

was in Dec. 2008 vs. Phoenix. (yeah, I had to check hockeyfights.com before I commented on that fight)

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by KofC on Jan 17, 2010 12:14 PM CST reply actions  

I was hoping he'd drop the gloves with Perron

In the last STL game, it looked like they might.

Chicagoan in the Lou.

by Mike Martin on Jan 17, 2010 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I could barely keep up with all the fights in that one

Versteeg fights about as often as Toews does! With better results, fortunately

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by KofC on Jan 17, 2010 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Backes is a one man Team Canada wrecking crew

So that one shouldn’t really count.

Chicagoan in the Lou.

by Mike Martin on Jan 17, 2010 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait till next time!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Didn't Versteeg go after Willie Mitchell?

After Mitchell’s hit on Toews, I’m pretty sure it was Versteeg who went after him, though not sure it was technically a fight.

by HungryHungryPanda on Jan 17, 2010 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

decent period

i like the energy on both teams. Lets keep this up and take 2pts with us

by eternale1 on Jan 17, 2010 12:14 PM CST reply actions  

I think VERSTEEG!

Earned an extra ! For that fight. Great fight.

angry bird is angry .

by Da'Ostrich on Jan 17, 2010 12:14 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

VERSTEEG!!

I like the look of it, too bad Eaves will have a hard time seeing it with the messed up eye VERSTEEG!! gave him

I didn't make it strong. I mean, its not comfortable, but its not THAT strong!

by VonShak on Jan 17, 2010 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Any word on Buff? I can’t really hear the commentators over the crappy internet feed.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 12:16 PM CST reply actions  

Not much to hear

Eddie O: Kane has really stepped up his-
Pierre: OH WOW! DID YOU SEE THAT LINE CHANGE BY THE RED WINGS! PERFECTION! slurrp slurrp slurrp

Chicagoan in the Lou.

by Mike Martin on Jan 17, 2010 12:18 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Nice.

The “slurrp” at the end makes it even better. Rec’d.

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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

But it was a good line change...

Wait, WTF? He does go on and on about the most mundane details about the Scum. And if they do anything, it’s like God himself on ice.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I fucking missed it

They better show it.

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 12:16 PM CST reply actions  

As to Buff

Just rewound the play — Seabrook ran into him and got him in the midsection — which is, yes, kind of hard to miss. Looks like a wind-knocking-out-of. Should be fine unless I missed something.

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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

Last night was just karma on Detoilet

Stop defending them JR

Chicagoan in the Lou.

by Mike Martin on Jan 17, 2010 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

Karma, sure

But a call that horrible should worry everyone in the league.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

unfortunately

calls like that just give the conspiracy theorists in Detroit all the fodder they’ll ever need.

by chiblackhawks on Jan 17, 2010 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

He's not defending scum.

He’s pointing out what’s right. Personally, I want the Hawks to destroy scum in the division race fair and square, with no excuses from scum fans(Neanderthal).

by timmetz on Jan 17, 2010 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Scum fans

blame everything on the refs.

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually

It’s a Michigan thing

Everything is someone else’s fault.

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Jan 17, 2010 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

1st period stats

13-10 shots in goal to Hawks
62%-38% FOs to Hawks

by chiblackhawks on Jan 17, 2010 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

Shots IN Goal?

did I miss something! lol

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Note from Pierre

Doc Emrick is not a drama queen. Noted.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 12:25 PM CST reply actions  

That what kind of queen is he?

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Size Queen?

and it really is too early for grammar across the bored, isn’t it?

by shinkicker on Jan 17, 2010 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I’m going to pretend the bored/board error was intentional.

by shinkicker on Jan 17, 2010 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Hate to change the subject from the Hawks

But has anyone heard if they announced Gaines Adams cause of death? What a tragedy, very sad.

by jeff021690 on Jan 17, 2010 12:29 PM CST reply actions  

ESPN.com is reporting that a preliminary autopsy indicates that Adams died of cardiac arrest caused by an enlarged heart.

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by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Just saw that same report a couple seconds after posting that comment.

Wouldn’t (Shouldn’t) an enlarged heart show up in a simple medical test that I assume NFL players go through?

by jeff021690 on Jan 17, 2010 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

A lot of professional athletes have enlarged hearts

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not putting this on Halas Hall

A bunch of players (more than you’d think) die of just a situation like an enlarged heart.

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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Apparent Heart Attack

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Public Service Announcement

Text HAITI to 90999 to donate $10 to the American Red Cross’s relief efforts.

Second City Hockey — A Partner In Our Community Or Something

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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 12:29 PM CST reply actions  

Buff on the Backcheck?!?!?!?!

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 12:32 PM CST reply actions  

Nice pass Sopel

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Jan 17, 2010 12:37 PM CST reply actions  

Happy birthday,

to JR and Trixies kid.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Jan 17, 2010 12:38 PM CST reply actions  

Don't judge

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Niemi!!!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 12:38 PM CST reply actions  

Draper embellished a bit

but still a good call.

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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 12:39 PM CST reply actions  

Heh

That could be the postscript for Draper’s entire career.

by the wolf on Jan 17, 2010 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

God Dammmmmmit

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Jan 17, 2010 12:42 PM CST reply actions  

Bull shi---

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 12:42 PM CST reply actions  

fucking a

" I hate that lady , but would totally do her. So strange is this mind of mens." - Skisgaar Skwigelf

by Rage and Grace on Jan 17, 2010 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

wtf??

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 12:42 PM CST reply actions  

NHL wants a tie game... now!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

Did McGuire make the call

for make-up calls?

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

Okay, NBC

Stop with the Danica Patrick ads.

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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

Danica

has no talent. And can’t drive

The only Cup we can win is this years

by Johnny Lava on Jan 17, 2010 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

Like any NASCAR drivers can

turn left, turn left, turn left….

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 12:44 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I take extreme joy

when Montoya wins the road course. Only time I pay attention to NASCAR

The only Cup we can win is this years

by Johnny Lava on Jan 17, 2010 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

The pie man

I did watch one NASCAR race just to see him. He has the most adorable kids.

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you read Sniffpetrol.com?

They haven’t been keeping it monthly, but it’s awesome reading.

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

i will now. Thanks!

The only Cup we can win is this years

by Johnny Lava on Jan 17, 2010 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Some of the stuff I don't quite get

But their F1 coverage is hilarious. As are some of the other articles. Don’t let the recent ones fool you, check out the archives.

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

hockey tie in

Is Shumi like Cheli?
playing for the enemy like that

The only Cup we can win is this years

by Johnny Lava on Jan 17, 2010 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Pretty much yeah :)

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate that

I don’t know how to not wish him to wreck and break a leg again.

The only Cup we can win is this years

by Johnny Lava on Jan 17, 2010 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry

but I’m an MS lover. Then again, I didn’t watch F1 in the Jerez days.

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Its worse than my divorce

I understand cause it’s Ross Brawn, but.. but..
fucking Mercedes!!!
Especially after he tried to come back last year for Massa.

The only Cup we can win is this years

by Johnny Lava on Jan 17, 2010 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Massa's my boy

My little Flippy. I was really hoping for an MS return. Just really, can anyone do what he does/did? (except the cab driving shit). However, what would MS be without Brawn?

And I hate Macca.

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

NASCAR

No Athletic Skills Centered Around Rednecks

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 12:51 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

i like

The only Cup we can win is this years

by Johnny Lava on Jan 17, 2010 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

their inability to stay out of the fucking box

was indicative of this.

" I hate that lady , but would totally do her. So strange is this mind of mens." - Skisgaar Skwigelf

by Rage and Grace on Jan 17, 2010 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

FUCKing FUCK FUCK

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 12:45 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck Zetterberg

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 12:45 PM CST reply actions  

Neimi needs to stop that

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Jan 17, 2010 12:45 PM CST reply actions  

Observation of the year

You win the thread.

Chicagoan in the Lou.

by Mike Martin on Jan 17, 2010 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks mikey

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Jan 17, 2010 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Here's a thought.

People have actually slept with Pierre McGuire. Think about that. Briefly.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

You can't prove that!

Or… can you…

Chicagoan in the Lou.

by Mike Martin on Jan 17, 2010 12:47 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

team passing

has been below average today.

by aeroplane1 on Jan 17, 2010 12:46 PM CST reply actions  

Goddamn Helm is fast

A 35-pt lead is the most dangerous in basketball

by jmo506 on Jan 17, 2010 12:47 PM CST reply actions  

YESSS!!!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 12:48 PM CST reply actions  

SHARPIEE!!!!!!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 12:48 PM CST reply actions  

SHARPIEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 12:48 PM CST reply actions  

YES!

FUCK YOU PIERRE.

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by Rage and Grace on Jan 17, 2010 12:48 PM CST reply actions  

HOT DAMN

way to bounce back, boys!

by shinkicker on Jan 17, 2010 12:48 PM CST reply actions  

this game is

getting wild, fast

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 12:49 PM CST reply actions  

we don’t play Minnesota this trip

The only Cup we can win is this years

by Johnny Lava on Jan 17, 2010 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

i have a feeling this one

gonna end 17-16. I’ll take the 3-2 though.

by aeroplane1 on Jan 17, 2010 12:49 PM CST reply actions  

The hatred for Pierre McGuire

is warming my heart. A sign of hope in these troubled times.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 12:50 PM CST reply actions  

he's f'ing clown shoes

" I hate that lady , but would totally do her. So strange is this mind of mens." - Skisgaar Skwigelf

by Rage and Grace on Jan 17, 2010 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a distinct pleasure

These Montrealers I live with jizz over Pierre almost as much as he does on the Scum.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Niemi, Niemi, Niemi

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 12:53 PM CST reply actions  

ziggy zaggy

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

me too

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

i mean

my audio is choppy too

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Did Barker make a good defensive play

This has gone down the rabbit hole.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 12:54 PM CST reply actions  

we should call this thread

Hawks vs. Scum/Our Alcoholics Have Failed Us/It’s Time For An Intervention/Pierre McGuire Sucks Thread

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 12:56 PM CST reply actions  

that is

the most awesome thing that has happened to me ever

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

that is hilarious!!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

awesome

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

the electorate

will judge us by our records

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

kinda redundant…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, chiblackhawks

Where was the wit? Where was the creativity? Now that I have an awesome emergency feed, I’m going to complain that the title isn’t awesomer.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

MIN 14:3 DAL

For those who care.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 12:58 PM CST reply actions  

ha, me too

I mean, the Wild have been doing well lately, and not just in a certain game I won’t mention

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by KofC on Jan 17, 2010 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

as long as

it wasn’t Havlat. Our new gf is still better than our ex-gf.

by chiblackhawks on Jan 17, 2010 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

EXACTLY!

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

all hockey players are bilingual. they speak english and profanity.

by fourstringninja on Jan 17, 2010 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey, Pierre?

You are on NBC. This is America. Noone gives a shit about speaking french.

by fourstringninja on Jan 17, 2010 1:00 PM CST reply actions  

I don't think our beloved Frenchman

would think Canadian French is French.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

kinda like a redneck?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

baseball

is still not a sport

The only Cup we can win is this years

by Johnny Lava on Jan 17, 2010 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Neither is golf

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Obviously

You’re not a golfer.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Not so much anymore

It’s a fun thing to do but I can’t justify it as a sport.

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Bowling....a game

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Bowling

is a drinking game.

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Give him some credit

He did three whole seconds of research for that tidbit.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

He must have

Wikipedia on his cell phone.

by chevrier30 on Jan 17, 2010 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh please

He has fact checkers. Probably didn’t even know what he was reading.

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

what

did he say in french? i missed it

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Pierre has been punching the cabbie, so to speak

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

JESUS CHRIST!!!!

I really hate Pierre McGuire. what an ass kissing faggot!

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:03 PM CST reply actions  

yeah, he really is a pompous ass

"This one means 'Kill Kirk!!!!'... And also, 'hallelujah'... Depending on the context."

by trippingandy on Jan 17, 2010 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

the childern tied up in his basement might be offended

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

shit, fuck, dick, pussy, cunt, ass...

all don’t imply a negative stereotype on a particular segment of our country.

by aeroplane1 on Jan 17, 2010 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you talking about Americans who live in Canada?

And act like they’re native-born Canadians?

Or are you talking about the completely reprehensible usage of a derogatory term?

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Piere McGuire
Pierre McGuire
I completely agree

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

because it's fucking offensive

there are plenty of ways to say someone is a jackass without pulling out that shit.

by shinkicker on Jan 17, 2010 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

you can say shit but not jaggot?

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

spelling fail!

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

i'm not

expect you to understand. Just asking you to leave derogatory terms out of this thread.

by aeroplane1 on Jan 17, 2010 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

end of 2nd period

12-5 shots on goal to the Wings. Ouch.
FOs at 59-41 to Hawks.

by chiblackhawks on Jan 17, 2010 1:04 PM CST reply actions  

they had like

22 minutes of PP time that period

by aeroplane1 on Jan 17, 2010 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

buncha apologists, the lot of you

Wings were on the PK for the first period and they managed 10 shots somehow. Clearly we need to trade the entire team.

by chiblackhawks on Jan 17, 2010 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

weak calls!

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

#4 has what.....5 nicknames now?

ham sandwitch
hammer
super nintendo jalmers
toftbo
meatball

by fourstringninja on Jan 17, 2010 1:04 PM CST reply actions  

Any of the phrases

from the IKEA commercial will do.

by Andrew Cieslak on Jan 17, 2010 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Ljuslåferus

Kömtjerna och Isdrottning

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

BLESS YOU!

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh man I hadnt heard Super Nintendo jalmers yet. Hilarious

"so once again, Ive been had"

by HjammerTime on Jan 17, 2010 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

describe Pierre in 5 words or less… drinking game

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

French

Irish, Brother, Of, Mark

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

very very very bad man

I don’t want to get my wrist slapped

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

derogatory….towards women.

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

actually, it's derogatory towards your mother specifically

not an entire historically discriminated and threatened group of people

by shinkicker on Jan 17, 2010 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

and wishes her son would give back her dresses

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

after he’s done felating Mike Babcock

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Je souhaite que ce cochon perdrait sa voix

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

moi aussi

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Je suis d'accord avec vous wholehartedly

Aussi Détroit est de l’écume

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Dear Pierre McGuire,

Please wipe Mike Babcock’s man juice off your chin before the next time you go on camera. Thank you.

by JKline3 on Jan 17, 2010 1:10 PM CST reply actions  

Thats what I'm saying!

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

AMEN!

That’s why he looks like a dildo…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

as he should.

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't get this

All of the guys on camera right now are Americans, or at least started out that way, but only two of them wanted the Americans to win the gold.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

some people want like, the best team to win?

and don’t just blindly root for their home team.

I don’t get it either.

by shinkicker on Jan 17, 2010 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

The proper thing

Is to want your home team to win, but expect the best team to win. However, when the best team beats your home team, it is all the goalie’s/refs’/coaches’ fault.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Jan 17, 2010 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Ya, that was great. Where was that? In the parking lot or what?

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Jan 17, 2010 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

the question is.....where was it not?

could have been any corner in that god forsaken town.

by fourstringninja on Jan 17, 2010 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

McGuire

I don’t get it. This is the best the US can do? He works for TSN for gods sake. There has to be somebody better. Even Mike Keenan would be a better fit. He and JR could reminisce (sp?)

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Jan 17, 2010 1:17 PM CST reply actions  

It is a puzzler, isn’t it?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Especially when TSN employs Bob McKenzie, who’d be a much better fit on the NBC broadcast.

It's never about the eventual destination, but rather the long journey and its challenging obstacles that are presented and what it takes to overcome them, that makes the taste of success all the more worthwhile!!!

by hawks61 on Jan 17, 2010 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

He sounds like Sarah Palin being able to see Russia from her backyard

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

and they both wear high heels and Lipstick

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

yes but

one murders wolves and the other gerbils

by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Jan 17, 2010 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I would second your wooohoo, but my memory of Windsor is sooo foggy…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Mothers

and Jasons

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Jan 17, 2010 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

anything exciting there?

I actually like visiting Detroit (yeah, long story) but can’t go over to Canada w/o a passport.

I asked my parents recently if we’d ever been through Toronto when I was a kid but it turns out it was just Windsor a few times. (I did see Vancouver as an adult, at least)

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by KofC on Jan 17, 2010 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

love detroit

for photography sake. Windsor is actually a pretty sleepy little town.

by aeroplane1 on Jan 17, 2010 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

yes, I go there for photograph stuff, and support whatever businesses I can so they don’t shut down! that was my guess of what Windsor’s like, but I’ll still take a look when I can

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by KofC on Jan 17, 2010 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

this guy loves detroit

for photography’s sake too

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

it must be hard

getting camera shots of Detroit that aren’t all burnt out and sucky

The only Cup we can win is this years

by Johnny Lava on Jan 17, 2010 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

so it's getting better?

The only Cup we can win is this years

by Johnny Lava on Jan 17, 2010 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

ZING!

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

i always called it a giant ghetto with a little bit of civilization on it’s lower lip

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

it's not all bad

there’s new or well-preserved stuff downtown and in other areas. but admittedly lots of abandoned houses and vacant lots, trees growing on abandoned building roofs, etc.

parts of Chicago are nearly as bleak, but you don’t hear about that much (and it’s much less of the city, of course)

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by KofC on Jan 17, 2010 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

we're not hunting pheasants

in Chicago

The only Cup we can win is this years

by Johnny Lava on Jan 17, 2010 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

BIG 3RD, BOYS!

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:21 PM CST reply actions  

Pierre McGuire is Canada's biggest fan?

He’s from NJ and needs to shut up immediately as his attempt to rec Roenick was horrendous. He makes Canadians sound like bitter bitches which makes me sick to go along with his love affair with Mike Babcock.
" Broken Chairs " that was fucking sad.

It's never about the eventual destination, but rather the long journey and its challenging obstacles that are presented and what it takes to overcome them, that makes the taste of success all the more worthwhile!!!

by hawks61 on Jan 17, 2010 1:21 PM CST reply actions  

Hook him Madden ..now!!!!

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Jan 17, 2010 1:24 PM CST reply actions  

Skitishness?

Seriously, Pierre. Seriously.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 1:24 PM CST reply actions  

<gurgle, gurgle>Skitishness<gurgle, gurgle,slurp>

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I have on mute....I cant take it anymore.

I’ve got drop it like its hot playing on infinite loop

by fourstringninja on Jan 17, 2010 1:25 PM CST reply actions  

Oh shit!

Did Edzo just tell Pierre to take a fucking hike?

by Andrew Cieslak on Jan 17, 2010 1:26 PM CST reply actions  

Doc got in on it too.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Eddie O

Just earned a lifetime pass from me.

by Andrew Cieslak on Jan 17, 2010 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I was watching that too

good for a chuckle.

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

duly noted

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Jan 17, 2010 1:28 PM CST reply actions  

Niemi!

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Jan 17, 2010 1:29 PM CST reply actions  

Fucking Barker

TRADE HIM

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 1:29 PM CST reply actions  

Hendry!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you Mr. Hendry

about time you supported your son. We don’t have enough in our retirement plans.

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

correction

Fin.

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 1:32 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

looks like he huryt his flipper, you could tell cuz he started to flounder…

Holy mackeral

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Sopel cut??

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Jan 17, 2010 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

Shit, Sopel.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

Who’d ever thought that at the beginning of the year that this would be bad news?

It's never about the eventual destination, but rather the long journey and its challenging obstacles that are presented and what it takes to overcome them, that makes the taste of success all the more worthwhile!!!

by hawks61 on Jan 17, 2010 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

BOOOOOM!

Gotta love Kaner.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 1:33 PM CST reply actions  

rec'd

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Jan 17, 2010 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

TROY

YES TROY. YES

"so once again, Ive been had"

by HjammerTime on Jan 17, 2010 1:33 PM CST reply actions  

Brouwer ,take that Bertuzzi!

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:33 PM CST reply actions  

I hope that isn't his spanking wrist!

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:35 PM CST reply actions  

i'm convinced

sopel only has a 2nd gear while trying to kill himself.

by aeroplane1 on Jan 17, 2010 1:35 PM CST reply actions  

sopel as santa claus

kinda scares and delights me at the same time

by fourstringninja on Jan 17, 2010 1:35 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

fuck

VERSTEEG! DUMP THE FUCKING PUCK IN DEEP. GODDAMIT

"so once again, Ive been had"

by HjammerTime on Jan 17, 2010 1:35 PM CST reply actions  

+1

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

He must hear it from the bench all the fucking time.

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Jan 17, 2010 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Versteeg.....

“get it deep? which end?”

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:36 PM CST reply actions  

Detroit's outshooting us?

Fucking Barker.

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 1:37 PM CST reply actions  

TRADE HIM!

before we leave the building

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe Fergie

can write a song about dumping the puck.

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Lady Gaga wearing nothing but a VERSTEEG sweater.

With metal spikes coming out of it. And Christmas lights.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

can we send her a sweater and a suggestion card?

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

fo shizzle, ma nizzle

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGSU0OX4qYA

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

"What a pass from Pavel Datsyuk!"

No mention of the save. I hope a hobo punches him in the head on his way out of the stadium tonight.

" I hate that lady , but would totally do her. So strange is this mind of mens." - Skisgaar Skwigelf

by Rage and Grace on Jan 17, 2010 1:38 PM CST reply actions  

very nice

" I hate that lady , but would totally do her. So strange is this mind of mens." - Skisgaar Skwigelf

by Rage and Grace on Jan 17, 2010 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

and

throws a burning log at his nuts

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Jan 17, 2010 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

2:43

It’s kind of stupid asking where the alcoholics are, but where are they?

by aeroplane1 on Jan 17, 2010 1:39 PM CST reply actions  

crap

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Jan 17, 2010 1:40 PM CST reply actions  

Camera fail!!!!

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:40 PM CST reply actions  

No one saw that, right?

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 1:40 PM CST reply actions  

No

and they won’t replay it?

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

nope

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

WTF happened?

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 1:40 PM CST reply actions  

Fucking NBC

Showing replays while the game is going on. Wings apparently scored.

by chiblackhawks on Jan 17, 2010 1:40 PM CST reply actions  

Pierre is the game.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck fuck

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Jan 17, 2010 1:40 PM CST reply actions  

fucking Toews losing a faceoff

Trade him

The only Cup we can win is this years

by Johnny Lava on Jan 17, 2010 1:41 PM CST reply actions  

selfish bastard

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

FUCKING FUCK FUCK BARKER

Turnstyle should be reinstated.

BTW, he must’ve learned from his mother’s revolving door.

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 1:44 PM CST reply actions  

you need to stop holding it in…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

How was that icing? The Detroit player held up.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 1:45 PM CST reply actions  

icing happen

because the puck come down, boom, before the other guys you know

by fourstringninja on Jan 17, 2010 1:46 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Very nice

rec’d for both.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

detroit's defense

is running a tight ship since 10 minutes ago.

by aeroplane1 on Jan 17, 2010 1:47 PM CST reply actions  

Oh oh

Keep it together Eager.

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Jan 17, 2010 1:48 PM CST reply actions  

HOWARD COVERS UP

GOAL, BLACKHAWKS! Toronto says so.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 1:49 PM CST reply actions  

We can only hope.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone else watching on DirecTV?

Comments are making it all the way through the interwebs before the play is happening…

by JKline3 on Jan 17, 2010 1:51 PM CST reply actions  

O Fortuna

Interesting music choice

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Jan 17, 2010 1:51 PM CST reply actions  

Better than the Eastern European techno they usually play.

by JKline3 on Jan 17, 2010 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

You think Eager’s pissed off that he’s still sitting there, listening to Pierre talk about him?

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 1:51 PM CST reply actions  

wat a idoit

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Jan 17, 2010 1:51 PM CST reply actions  

No-touch icing?

What do you think? I’m against it in the NHL.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 1:54 PM CST reply actions  

Howard hams it up after a save more than Luongo does…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 1:54 PM CST reply actions  

HEY PIERRE

YOU ONLY HAVE ONE TIMEOUT YOU COCKSUCKING WASTE

by fourstringninja on Jan 17, 2010 1:55 PM CST reply actions  

that’s more than 5 words

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey Pierre you cocksucking waste

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Keep peppering him boys

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Jan 17, 2010 1:57 PM CST reply actions  

Is it me or is Buff in a funk again?

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Jan 17, 2010 2:00 PM CST reply actions  

its 4 on 4 hockey.....you know what that means.

inb4 ’the forwards have the d and the d have the forwards"

by fourstringninja on Jan 17, 2010 2:00 PM CST reply actions  

Really

I’ve never heard that before

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by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I saw

a bit of fire in Buff’s eyes

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 2:01 PM CST reply actions  

NBC

You know, you have that minor league blaring muzak going and you can’t hear the announcers speak (I know, probably a blessing)

But damn, they have to turn down the crowd mikes so you can hear the play by play, or no ones watching sunday hockey again…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 2:01 PM CST reply actions  

I hate Detroit

I hate the Scum. I hate everything there is about the other team. But I hate shoot-outs more. Someone end this in overtime, please.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 2:01 PM CST reply actions  

God

That almost really sucked.

by Chadonis on Jan 17, 2010 2:02 PM CST reply actions  

WTF is this shit!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 2:02 PM CST reply actions  

NIEMI

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 2:02 PM CST reply actions  

NIEMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Jan 17, 2010 2:02 PM CST reply actions  

NIEMI!

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 2:02 PM CST reply actions  

OH, NIEMI!

Meanwhile, Seabs with a criminal turnover.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 2:02 PM CST reply actions  

Who's calling

these camera angles

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 2:02 PM CST reply actions  

Ray Charles

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

football people

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Jan 17, 2010 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you Niemi

and come on Hawks, show some life and WIN THIS GAME!!

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Jan 17, 2010 2:03 PM CST reply actions  

Let's go Hawks

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Jan 17, 2010 2:03 PM CST reply actions  

HOLY FUCK

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Jan 17, 2010 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

Soupie with a side of toast

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

nice

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Jan 17, 2010 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

sopel is out of talent too.

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 2:05 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, but did you ever think you’d rather have him out there with 4-on-4 than Barker?

by JKline3 on Jan 17, 2010 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

HOLY FUCK

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Jan 17, 2010 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

JESUS CAMPBELL!!!!!!

get your head out of your ass

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

got ya beat

i had ten

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

so it isn’t just me?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Me too

that would’ve been like orgasm good.

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

that is so hot

The only Cup we can win is this years

by Johnny Lava on Jan 17, 2010 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy shit

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

HOLY FUCK!

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Jan 17, 2010 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

nice username.....old school

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Jan 17, 2010 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks.

Still don’t really like Jacques Cloutier after all these years.

by chevrier30 on Jan 17, 2010 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

god if horsa scored

that would have been bonerama x 10

by fourstringninja on Jan 17, 2010 2:08 PM CST reply actions  

I don't know about you

but I’m exhausted

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 2:08 PM CST reply actions  

Holy shit! That’s what overtime can and should be!

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 2:08 PM CST reply actions  

dude

if that puck would have cleared the top of the net, sharp would’ve been wide open for the rebound

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 2:09 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck these make me so nervous. We need you NIEMI!!! but we also need to not get to round 25 still tied so lets go hawks!!!

by MaverickNJ on Jan 17, 2010 2:09 PM CST reply actions  

the wings lost

on a controversial shootout goal the other nite

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Versteeg

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 2:10 PM CST reply actions  

WTF Niemi

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 2:10 PM CST reply actions  

That sucked.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 2:10 PM CST reply actions  

WTF was THAT??

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Jan 17, 2010 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

Oh FFS

A 35-pt lead is the most dangerous in basketball

by jmo506 on Jan 17, 2010 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

You're kidding me

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Jan 17, 2010 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

I hate Datsyuk

and his “hey little boy I have candy in my van” haircut

by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Jan 17, 2010 2:11 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

that was different

"This one means 'Kill Kirk!!!!'... And also, 'hallelujah'... Depending on the context."

by trippingandy on Jan 17, 2010 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

TAZER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Jan 17, 2010 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

thats why he wears the C

The only Cup we can win is this years

by Johnny Lava on Jan 17, 2010 2:12 PM CST reply actions  

YES!!

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Jan 17, 2010 2:12 PM CST reply actions  

fuck.

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Jan 17, 2010 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

CLOWN SHOTS!

NOTHING BUT CLOWN SHOTS.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

Bertuzzi sucks

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

HOSSA

"This one means 'Kill Kirk!!!!'... And also, 'hallelujah'... Depending on the context."

by trippingandy on Jan 17, 2010 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

Oh Panda!

Get that man all the bamboo he can eat.

by Chadonis on Jan 17, 2010 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

PANDA!!

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Jan 17, 2010 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

SHARP!!!

"This one means 'Kill Kirk!!!!'... And also, 'hallelujah'... Depending on the context."

by trippingandy on Jan 17, 2010 2:14 PM CST reply actions  

SHARPIEEEEEE

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Jan 17, 2010 2:14 PM CST reply actions  

AHAHAHAHA DETROIT SUCKS

A 35-pt lead is the most dangerous in basketball

by jmo506 on Jan 17, 2010 2:14 PM CST reply actions  

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

sharpie!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 2:14 PM CST reply actions  

Yessssssss

Time for a Nap

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 2:14 PM CST reply actions  

Break that stick, bitch!

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 2:14 PM CST reply actions  

I'm going to go throw up now.

or maybe just nap. for the rest of the day

by shinkicker on Jan 17, 2010 2:14 PM CST reply actions  

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by KofC on Jan 17, 2010 2:14 PM CST reply actions  

that was re: 3 star selection. I’m not the only one who heard it, right?

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by KofC on Jan 17, 2010 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Suck me Pierre

Fucking suck me. HAWKS WIN.

" I hate that lady , but would totally do her. So strange is this mind of mens." - Skisgaar Skwigelf

by Rage and Grace on Jan 17, 2010 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

We won!

Now lets get the FUCK out of Detroit.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

Light speed, Sulu!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Engage!

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

ludicrous speed

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Jan 17, 2010 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk7VWcuVOf0

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I am exhausted

I now I have to go watch football at a bar and drink more.

by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Jan 17, 2010 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING AWESOME!!! THANK YOU!!!!

by MaverickNJ on Jan 17, 2010 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

Man are the Red Wings arrogant

Fighting for their playoff lives they pull those types of moves in the shootout (Datsyuk and Bertuzzi) give me a fucking break. Shootout points are important and they’re acting like it didn’t matter.

It's never about the eventual destination, but rather the long journey and its challenging obstacles that are presented and what it takes to overcome them, that makes the taste of success all the more worthwhile!!!

by hawks61 on Jan 17, 2010 2:17 PM CST reply actions  

Agreed ..wat was with that shit?? was this a joke to them ????

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Jan 17, 2010 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

They scored.

Sorry your Canadian hockey sensibilities don’t like skilled players, yo.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I love skilled players but there is a time and place for that shit. If it was October then fine, but January while fighting for your playoff lives just isn’t the time nor place.
I’m really interested to hear what Babcock thought of those attempts.

It's never about the eventual destination, but rather the long journey and its challenging obstacles that are presented and what it takes to overcome them, that makes the taste of success all the more worthwhile!!!

by hawks61 on Jan 17, 2010 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

i was suprised bertuzzi was so creative

i thought he’d just try to run niemi over and snap his neck

by alpo on Jan 17, 2010 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

he almost did

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry if I came off insulting

They did score, and they probably scored because of their theatrics. Certainly, Bertuzzi was shut down if he hadn’t gone to the backhand. Datsyuk, well, what can I say? That was ballsy. Stupid, but ballsy.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

datsyuk is allowed to be ballsy

he is so sick. i will trust him to do whatever the hell he wants to do

by alpo on Jan 17, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Neimi still got a peice of the flyin dog poop

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Jan 17, 2010 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

On the one hand....

Some of those shots were pretty retarded. On the other hand though…they worked (2 out of 4 anyway).

Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy with the result of this one, but it was, at the very least, an interesting strategy on the part of the Red Wings.

Wise men say: "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza"

by HawksCT429 on Jan 17, 2010 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Knuckle puck?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

after my nap

but god, this game without a GDT would’ve been awful

by shinkicker on Jan 17, 2010 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Hear! Hear!

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

speaking of slow case of the clap… how bout those detroit shooters?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Now I can breath again

and get my pulse below 300

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

I need a cigarette…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I need some heroin

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Jan 17, 2010 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

i need a cigarette

heroine and a box of cheese-its

by aeroplane1 on Jan 17, 2010 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

all out of heroine, don’t smoke cigarettes, but I opened a beer a found a cigar from when my granddaughter was born…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

i don't smoke or do drugs

but that’s not stopping me today…

enjoy the cigar!

by aeroplane1 on Jan 17, 2010 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm a loser

I just need a nap.

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

The only thing better...

…would be if Hossa had gotten the game winning SO goal. Well, he got one of them, but I mean the final one.

Damn, great game and great thread! I’m guessing it’s around 800 comments? Heh, should have been broken into 2 emergency threads…

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by KofC on Jan 17, 2010 2:19 PM CST reply actions  

Hadn’t checked in a while! We can make it 1000 if everyone hasn’t fainted from the stress. But I’ve got other internet stuff to catch up on now…

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by KofC on Jan 17, 2010 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

right?

TimeLostBatman has been tweeting this whole game

by shinkicker on Jan 17, 2010 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

inevitably

some people would’ve missed the fact that there was a new thread and gotten left behind.

by shinkicker on Jan 17, 2010 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

heh, thanks for starting this!

I didn’t know it’d be that exciting/the people here would be up so early on a Sunday, and it’d get like this!

now go write the emergency recap! : )

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by KofC on Jan 17, 2010 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

hell yeah

the inmates have taken over the prison! ahahahah

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by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Seriously

Thank you for the quick thinking and for all the stats you provide us too. You rock.

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank You

I’d offer you my beer, but I’ll drink it to you instead

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Jan 17, 2010 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Incidentally

Two games into the Ice Show trip — four points. Good good good.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jan 17, 2010 2:21 PM CST reply actions  

Only saw a bit of this one

But saw Niemi stop a 2-0 breakway and the OT breakaway. Only saw the 3rd period goal which was the nice screen set by Seabrook, but ill give Miemi my #1 star.

 Those 2 Det circus scores were entertaining. Kane will be practicing those this week. Bertuzzi about blinded Niemi with his spray.

How did Versteeg do in his fight? Saw the brief replay on NBC and he looked to get a good shot or two in.

4 points in back to back day games. Should be a fun flight to Ottawa.

by Duck99 on Jan 17, 2010 2:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Versteeg's fight

is apparently already up here, if you wanna watch it.

by chiblackhawks on Jan 17, 2010 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks for the link!

Great fight. At least you never really have to worry about VERSTEEG!?! getting dumber from too many hits to the head.

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by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Now if he can start dumping the puck in deeper

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by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

That was a good fight

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Jan 17, 2010 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

quick update on shot diff stats

If the shot differential is… the Hawks record is…:

+30 above: 0-2
+20 to +29: 2 OT wins
+10 to +19: 16-3-2
+1 to +9: 11-3-1
-1 to -10: 4-2-0
-10 above: 1-1-0

by chiblackhawks on Jan 17, 2010 2:22 PM CST reply actions  

Pretty amazing

They’re better off getting outshot than completely dominating shots.

by the wolf on Jan 17, 2010 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Those two games with +30

They were down in the third and just dominated, but couldn’t get anything past the goalie.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn’t know Rex Grossman was playing for Dallas lol yikes Romo sure looks like ol Rexy

by MaverickNJ on Jan 17, 2010 2:23 PM CST reply actions  

c'mon guys

this thread only has ten recs, everyone needs to rec this post. a true classic

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 2:23 PM CST reply actions  

Done and done

Still need to find my Excedrin.

by chevrier30 on Jan 17, 2010 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

i like

how we added like 300 comments to the previous game’s thread and popped about 900 on this one, awesome

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

THANK YOU

for setting this up!!!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

i just hope

me and you get some credit for it, or at least you, i cant wait to hear what the SCH guys have to say. they better have some ridiculous story to tell that involves at least one altercation with the police. lol

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Can you post in prison?

The answer to that question may be relevant. I hope so anyway.

2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector

by Trixietrx on Jan 17, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

they can only post

1 hour a day

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd have to give to Versteeg

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd have to give to Versteeg

for #2

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

agreed

brouwer was simply awesome tonight. Some of his defensive plays were key.

Niemi #1.

by aeroplane1 on Jan 17, 2010 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Classic thread

The Pierre bashing, the back and forth game with sCum, the Pierre bashing, hating Pierre, wishing Bob Saget would murder Pierre in a well, and also stuff about how Pierre sucks farts from dead hookers.

I love this thread.

Go Hawks and fuck Detroit.

by Andrew Cieslak on Jan 17, 2010 2:26 PM CST reply actions  

This was definitely a legendary thread

And all thanks to chiblackhawks and the Chi Blackhawks!

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Niemi

deserves a few more starts. not just the back-to-back games. he looked real big in net tonight.

1961 is a long time ago.

by HawkJaw on Jan 17, 2010 2:26 PM CST reply actions  

Gigantor

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Jan 17, 2010 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Bigger than big, taller than tall,
Quicker than quick, stronger than strong.
Ready to fight for right, against wrong.

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Niemi = Gigantor

I like it

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Jan 17, 2010 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

he's much like Huet...

they both have difficulty with consistency. The good news is, if you get the right rotation, we may just win the rest of our games.

by aeroplane1 on Jan 17, 2010 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

It's always good

ta get the right rotation……

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Jan 17, 2010 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

.huh?

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Jan 17, 2010 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

.duh?

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Jan 17, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

....Neimi.....

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Jan 17, 2010 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

He has a good right pad

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Jan 17, 2010 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

...duh

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Jan 17, 2010 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

God I'm glad they won

My kids have a peewee game tonight and I don’t need the fucking Hillbilly RedWing fans talking shit.

Wings lost. I don’t need to say anything.

I’ll bet I’ll get some of this…..

“The Wings can beat the Hawks, the Hawks needed a shootout”

Blow me assholes!

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Jan 17, 2010 2:28 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, but we won on JLA ice.

You can also point out that they’re in ninth place in the standings.

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana (1863-1952)

by cubfred on Jan 17, 2010 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I prefer the slow burn

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Jan 17, 2010 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

they will not be 9th come spring.

these guys are dangerous beyond belief.

by alpo on Jan 17, 2010 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

The thing is

They keep leaving points on the ice. They will play tough against the Hawks, Sharks, or top tier teams and lose to the Islanders, Panthers, or lower level teams. This could be a tough week for them.

It’s always good to listen to Mickey Redmond crying in his beer after a Red Wings loss.

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana (1863-1952)

by cubfred on Jan 17, 2010 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Mickey Redmond = Fish Dick

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Jan 17, 2010 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

tell the wings fans...

See you in the playoffs… oops!

Good luck wit’ dat!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate the scum

and their fans. Living up here with them is brutal.

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana (1863-1952)

by cubfred on Jan 17, 2010 2:32 PM CST reply actions  

Did NBC show the 3 stars?

Or did they jump immediately to the massengill ski show?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Three stars?

Thats not worthy of showing on TV now is it?

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

haha

no shit

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think so.

WGN Radio stuck around and aired them. Pretty sure it went Sharp-Niemi-Eaves.

by Dr. Ice on Jan 17, 2010 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

hawks are 8-1-1 in their last 10

remember that period a few days ago when we thought the hawks were struggling?

Considering our D is looking pretty weak in a few of the past games, i like how we win all types of games. I think that is a mark of a good team.

VERSTEEG!! definitely renewed my faith in the hawks fighting ability. He kicked the shit out of that guy. But then again, Eaves had McGuire hanging around his balls, must be hard to fight like that.

by SLoop on Jan 17, 2010 2:32 PM CST reply actions  

That's the most encouraging thing about this team,

they can (and have) win EVERY type of game. They’ll play their game, they’ll play your game, they’ll overcome you with talent, they’ll drain your will to live with stifling defense, etc, etc…..

by Dr. Ice on Jan 17, 2010 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Hopefully the Hawks were playing off

and Detroit isn’t going to be a concern!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 2:33 PM CST reply actions  

Shouldn't that be

a big green floppy donkey dick? Let’s give credit where credit is due.

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana (1863-1952)

by cubfred on Jan 17, 2010 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

ohhh wilbur….

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Well

a horse’s ass is a horse’s ass of course of course.

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana (1863-1952)

by cubfred on Jan 17, 2010 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it just me...

or is anyone else hoping that either (1) Detroit starts winning or (2) Detroit gets hurt for life? I am terrified that this team could be an 8 seed (in which case, I’m 100% OK w/ handing the Sharks the #1 seed)

by illinikc33 on Jan 17, 2010 2:34 PM CST reply actions  

Agree to a point

There is a lot to be said for knocking them out of the playoffs personally. It shuts up their fans and feels really good.

by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Jan 17, 2010 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Problem is

 it’s not just knocking them out of the playoffs. To serve up a really nice hot steaming shitburger, we have to win the cup.

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana (1863-1952)

by cubfred on Jan 17, 2010 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I said that in 2005

When there was a possibility Illinois would face Michigan State (who they had dominated 4 times during the year) rather than UNC in the national championship game. Looking back, I could give 2 shits who we played as long as we won the title (which we did not).

I agree that it would be nice to beat Detroit, but I’d be very happy playing almost anyone else.

by illinikc33 on Jan 17, 2010 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Agree

It doesn’t matter who we beat in the playoffs. Only one team’s name goes on the Stanley Cup. It doesn’t mean more or less if we face Detroit in the playoffs. In that case, let them stay home. That way I can make all my early tee time jokes to the scum fans.

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana (1863-1952)

by cubfred on Jan 17, 2010 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

That game

Is what solidified my hate of UNC. Fuck them.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Jan 17, 2010 11:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree with the sentiment.

But I’m not sure there’s a team I’d want to see LESS than Detroit in the playoffs.

by Dr. Ice on Jan 17, 2010 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I don’t think I fear the Preds in a seven-game series, at least not as much as DET. On a night-to-night basis, sure, really glad to be done with them this season. But you can’t JUST clog up the neutral zone in the postseason, this Nashville team isn’t as skilled as the really successful Devils teams that have employed a trap style.

by Dr. Ice on Jan 17, 2010 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

It depends on who's in net

I don’t want to see Huet against the Stars

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

it’s my first day off this year

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Tell me about it

but I guess that isn’t quite true. I didn’t work New Years weekend.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

close to

thousand comments, this page is acting really slow right now

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 2:46 PM CST reply actions  

i agree

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

with

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

you

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

That was a great way to spend three hours.

Hawks win, Michigan wins. Screw whatever else I was supposed to be doing.

by BlueVoix on Jan 17, 2010 2:47 PM CST reply actions  

Michigan Sucks!

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Jan 17, 2010 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Relax BueVoix

I went to MSU. I really don’t care about UM. The “sucks” thing is just what people say around here.

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Jan 17, 2010 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh I know, I was replying to alpo.

I get the whole thing, I was poking fun back. The “Everybody Murders” thing is what Terrelle Pryor said in support of Michael Vick.

by BlueVoix on Jan 17, 2010 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

It'll get there

Some will show up in a few minutes

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Jan 17, 2010 2:48 PM CST reply actions  

paging mr. ed8 paging mr. ed8

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

don’t do it…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

so sorry. i don’t know what got into me.

the weird thing is, on yesterday’s GDT, he started out really nice. or maybe he was just baiting.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

he could be a master baiter… like Pierre

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

He’s the master of all baiters

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

at least he's not master blaster

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

yah

i saw that little exchange, when we started commenting there about today’s game… pretty funny stuff

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

the entire SB Nation server crashed last night… and he thought it was a conspiracy…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

nice

you are joking

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

nope

he blamed MJthor, and said he was the ruinator of this blog

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought mjthor called ed8 the ruinator

but that might have been in response. i didn’t really read the thing. i have a sick sixth sense for discussions i don’t want to be a part of.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck SCUM

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 2:48 PM CST reply actions  

lets go jets

J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!!!!!!!!!

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Another lame blowout game. Sigh.

These playoffs have been BORING.

Please New Orleans…PLEASE beat the Vikings next week. I hate Favre and all the rest of those purple pinheads.

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Jan 17, 2010 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Hawks have given up WAY WAY

to many goals lately. Hopefully teams have not figured out how to beat them!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 2:50 PM CST reply actions  

From Jesse Rogers' blog

After Saturday’s win in Columbus, the Hawks have now posted a road win against each Central division foe as well as shutting them out at least once this season. They have won eight nine consecutive games against all four of their division rivals and are 11-3 12-3 against the Central overall.

by shinkicker on Jan 17, 2010 2:51 PM CST reply actions  

THE hawks dominate

the central division just like the cubs did last year…… oh shit, i forgot

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

So. Given that we've picked up 4pts in the first two of the road trip,

I’m revising my expectations for what would make for a good trip from 4-4 win-loss to 5-3. Flames, Canucks, and Sharks (in the 7th on the road, ouch) are the toughest teams left, so if we can pick up Sens, Oil, Canes, and then one of those three (for a 6-2 win-loss) I’ll feel like it was a great trip. Anything better than 6-2 will just be fucking insane.

by spokeinthebandwagon on Jan 17, 2010 2:52 PM CST reply actions  

I've been hoping

for 12 points on the road trip.

Back to back road games is tough. At least we don’t have any more on the road trip.

It would be nice to win the western Canada and San Jose games. the Carolina game will be tough. Not because their Carolina, but because it’s after a game in San jose. Big game and trans-continental flight is tough, and it’s the last game of the road trip.

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana (1863-1952)

by cubfred on Jan 17, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I really want to see those fucking Canucks get blown out next saturday night. I hate that team maybe just a tad more then Detroit right now.

by MaverickNJ on Jan 17, 2010 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Me too!!

Those hair pulling ref baiting pussies!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm going to actually attend the Carolina game,

so I really hope they don’t lay an egg. The way the Canes have played this season, the Hawks won’t have to play well, they’ll just have to stay on their skates.

by spokeinthebandwagon on Jan 17, 2010 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

978 posts

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 2:55 PM CST reply actions  

and I only just realized that by JLA

everyone meant “Joe Louis Arena” not “Justice League of America” in this entire thread.

by shinkicker on Jan 17, 2010 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

990

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

by the way, is that a picture of coach alpo?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

998

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

The game recap is up!

Just found out via Twitter—I haven’t checked the home page here in a while

a little chippy: mostly a hockey blog (new stuff daily!)

by KofC on Jan 17, 2010 3:00 PM CST reply actions  

for which game?

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta love ESPN

The worldwide leader. Since they don’t televise hockey, it’s not important to be accurate. Note their fast facts:

The Blackhawks closed out their season series with the Red Wings with a 3-1 record, winning each of the last three meetings.

Do we not have to play the last to games at the UC? Do we just get the four points?

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana (1863-1952)

by cubfred on Jan 17, 2010 3:00 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck ESPN

New England biased, Hockey hating blah blah blah network!

But if it is basketball, they got it! (I think they cover pee-wee B-Ball before the NHL)

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

East Coast Sports Network

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

1000

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 3:03 PM CST reply actions  

at least 40 of those are just posts of the post count

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

But whos counting?

Oh, you are! lol

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 17, 2010 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

ok

my work here is done, 1000 comments and counting. im pretty sure my computer is about to explode. good game, good thread, good night!

Go Hawks!

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 3:07 PM CST reply actions  

Just as good as winning the shoot out

was reading the end of the GDT for the scum. Lot’s and lot’s of “Fuck the Hawks”. Man it’s nice to hear that shit coming from those arrogant assholes.

by NKLHD on Jan 17, 2010 3:09 PM CST reply actions  

It’s great how quickly and completely our two teams switched positions in the league.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

The Versteeg vs Eaves fight is posted

On hockeyfights.com

If you want to vote on it.

http://www.hockeyfights.com/fights/91357

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 3:11 PM CST reply actions  

good scrap there and VERSTEEG! drew blood. If you listen to Pierre though Eaves murdered VERSTEEG! and the Wangs went on to win 15-2

by MaverickNJ on Jan 17, 2010 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Look at Pierre at 37 seconds lol what a fag.

by MaverickNJ on Jan 17, 2010 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Pierre: “Patrick Eaves dropping bombs”

It’s been posted all day, but SHUT THE FUCK UP PIERRE!!

by MaverickNJ on Jan 17, 2010 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

That’s great. What a douchebag.

But, as was noted earlier in this thread, please choose less demeaning language in the future.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

First Post!

Thought long and hard about what I wanted to say as my first post on here:

I could make some bizarre argument about why the Hawks need to drop their goalie even though they’re first in the league. I could explain why my two-year-old can hum along to Chelsea Dagger because I’ve played it so much.

No.

It’s because I hate Pierre McGuire and NBC’s broadcast. Seriously. Pierre McGuire is like watching Jeff Zucker doing his best Jim Gray impersonation when it comes to hockey. I’ll donate $10 to the Blackhawks charities if one of our boys in red and black accidentally bonks him in the face with a stick during a shift change.

PS – go former IceHogs – it’s good to see VERSTEEG~!, Buff, etc. do well in the Windy City from Rockford.

"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."

by generalsoreness on Jan 17, 2010 3:21 PM CST reply actions  

Go Ice Hogs!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Jan 17, 2010 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Welcome

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Jan 17, 2010 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Add $10 more to that donation total, we should get a pass the hat going to raise money to make that happen.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Jan 17, 2010 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes go hawks

man what a game hi kids

by ed8 on Jan 17, 2010 3:44 PM CST reply actions  

hey, ed9

how’s it going? where were you during the game?

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

at least a bunch of them will have a nice long break after this roadtrip is over.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

same for everyone

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

hi meeshak in front of tv with difibulator

man what a game come on tell me niemis not a number 1

by ed8 on Jan 17, 2010 3:50 PM CST reply actions  

niemi's a number 1 in the making

but there haven’t been that many games this year that have needed to be won by the goalie. and niemi has lost one of them.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

since you asked

i honestly do not believe antti niemi should be our number 1. but i do think he should get more than one start in a row on this roadtrip.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

thats fine

see thats your opinion and thats fine I disagree but hey thats what we’re here for to chat right

by ed8 on Jan 17, 2010 4:00 PM CST reply actions  

relax, man

i’m not out to cyberbeat you or anything.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 17, 2010 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

no not at all

im all for chatting it I apreciate your approach

by ed8 on Jan 17, 2010 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

believe it or not

Ive seen some pretty smart chatters here and some dont agree with me . Thats fine . I just am flabbergasted by the ones who say you suck make a durogatory reference and they say well why dont you say something coherent for a change ed those are hilarious

by ed8 on Jan 17, 2010 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I saw earlier one said I called mj the ruinator and

well it was actually the other way around good catch

by ed8 on Jan 17, 2010 4:09 PM CST reply actions  

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha

No child left behind right?

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn, I miss him

“So I analyzed that and decided I didn’t want to be the president during a depression greater than the Great Depression, or the beginning of a depression greater than the Great Depression.”

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

hahahahah

thats priceless I dont think I caught that one
as president we know how hard it is to put food on your family

by ed8 on Jan 17, 2010 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Here's a link to whole page

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

thx

he was good for something entertainment

by ed8 on Jan 17, 2010 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

nothing beats

the shoe throw though That should be an olympic event

by ed8 on Jan 17, 2010 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

He impressed me with his quick juke.

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 17, 2010 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

twice

he was gonna get it right in the melon the first time I dont know how it missed lol

by ed8 on Jan 17, 2010 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

cracks me up everytime I see it

but I woulda died if he got conked and had to give a speech with a shoeprint on his face You know there would have been a scuff somewhere

by ed8 on Jan 17, 2010 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Good riddance.

Let me know when you’ve contributed anything of value here.

Second City Hockey Most Postingest Poster of 2009
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Jan 17, 2010 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

again with the after Im gone thing

Your act is really very predictable. I read a few other fanposts and threads here, had a few interactions with you myself and you seem to do the same thing over and over and quite honestly you somehow feel that everyone should feel the need to meet some sort of standard for you here, people who really dont give a rats ass what you think and ,well although Im sure you feel you are the center of the universe, your opinion means less and less with every mindless post you make.It has no value certainly not to me You really should finish your therepy and continue your meds until you can at the very least handle the fact that hey there actually may be 2 sides to every discussion and getting a couple of your boyfriends from your circle jerk to stick up for you here just enforces what Im saying so good riddance indeed mj and let me know when you wanna take your stnes outta your purse and have a real hockey conversation K great

by ed8 on Jan 17, 2010 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

ed8

I don’t have anything against you, but calm down. Please. You’re fucking up our enjoyment this blog, coming in here and attacking a guy who is a regular poster, for being rude to you. That’s what he does! It’s mjthor! We all have to post to his level, or else he gets pissed off. We know this, think it’s kind of stupid, but go along with it/ignore his whining. He’s got plenty of respect because he’s been here for the last year, posting a lot, and being a member of the SCH community.

What we don’t do is come onto a GDT hours after the game and post long-winded rants about how horrible a person Thor is for just doing what Thor does. You’re not winning yourself any friends. Take some advice, it’s meant in friendship: Don’t post this shit here anymore. You’re new here, but it’s getting old real fast.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 18, 2010 12:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Ivory called,

they want their soap-box back.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Jan 18, 2010 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

fuck off

;)

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 18, 2010 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

The post was supposed to be for ed8, I’m not sure how I managed to reply fail bad enough that it went under yours. I suppose now I must be traded for a commenter to be named later.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Jan 18, 2010 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

That’s cool. I probably deserved to be told off, too.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 18, 2010 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah,

I agreed with what you said.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Jan 18, 2010 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Fin

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

by JMG1984 on Jan 17, 2010 6:53 PM CST reply actions  

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