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Might be time to trade Kane


Hear me out on this. I know this sounds like a ludicrous concept, but I honestly believe in it.

So Patrick Kane was supposedly involved in a bit of a "misadventure" the other night involving him not wearing a shirt with two women. Back in August-September, he was arrested for assault whilst in a taxi. It seems to me that this kid lacks some very basic maturity, all things considered, and while it sounds ridiculous to say "Trade Him!" for that at the age of 21, it's the fact that what he's doing is ludicrous even for his age. I think the Hawks have enough talent as is that they can withstand trading Kane. If I were Stan Bowman, I'd start exploring trade possibilites.


IMHO.

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Agreed.......

I suppose you want to trade Derrick Rose too….

"I hate all those pricks from detwat." -Adam Burish

by Hawkhead20 on Jan 30, 2010 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Obviously...

Being shirtless in a limo with girls(oh my god) will lead to murder and rape so you must be right. Trade him for Turco!!

by timmetz on Jan 30, 2010 4:24 PM CST reply actions  

Throw the book at him`

He wasn’t wearing a seat belt either.

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Jan 30, 2010 4:25 PM CST reply actions  

Sarcasm?

They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em!

by ZootSuitZombie on Jan 30, 2010 4:29 PM CST reply actions  

I'm really, really hoping.

But I doubt it.

Welcome to the Glibert Arenas Gun Show.

by AirTrafficAJ on Jan 30, 2010 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

How about NO

Kane is a young college-age guy, and he’s going to ACT like a young college-age guy sometimes. It’s not ludicrous, it’s a 21-year-old’s nature. The body grows faster than the “mature thinking” part of the brain develops, so he’ll do some dumb stuff. Is it embarrassing? Sure, but he’s going to learn from it and probably won’t make the same mistake twice.

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Jan 30, 2010 4:40 PM CST reply actions  

What’s ludicrous is the fact that he had to go out and apologize for having a good time. IMO the goal of these pictures being released on the internet is to derail the Hawks from the incredible season they are having. If they keep winning and every week there are new pictures of these guys in limo’s with chicks I say more power to ‘em. Not only are they winning, but they’re having fun too.

Chicago sports reporters have nothing else to focus on right now. What would help would be a couple Bulls bringing some guns to the UC over some gambling debts. Then there would be something to talk about.

by cubs22 on Jan 30, 2010 7:01 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m sure John Madden needs to join a sex rehab clinic with Tiger Woods while we’re at it.

by cubs22 on Jan 30, 2010 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

this is a horrible post

i hope it is deleted so it does not waste server space

Wait for it....POUND SAND Without me this board is Al Yellon talking to himself.....................by BLou

by Cubbie-Tim on Jan 30, 2010 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

Oh my God

At looked at the title and instantly No it can’t be. Unfortuntely, it was worse than what I expected.
The only suggestion I have is Take Your Meds Please before coming back.

"Negative energy is better than no energy at all"- "Iron" Mike Keenan

by hawks61 on Jan 30, 2010 9:51 PM CST reply actions  

Cubs should trade Castro too.

Heard he farted in the locker room once

To eliminate exclusion, we cut out the differences to feel like we belong.

by heine41 on Jan 30, 2010 11:03 PM CST reply actions  

I'm actually in favor of this

It’s pretty clear that Kane is immature, and the sooner we can dump his salary to clear cap room, the better. He’s pretty athletic, and he has a good shot, but hockey’s a game based in the maturity of the player and his devotion to an ascetic way of life. We don’t want to have a Milton Bradley situation on our hands, and this is exactly where Kane is headed.

While we’re at it, we should look into playing Hossa with Buff and Niemi as a converted goalie, and not selling tickets to home games.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Jan 31, 2010 1:37 AM CST reply actions  

If Niemi played wing with his goalie equipment on he’d kinda look like a fat guy from Nintendo Ice Hockey. In that case i would go Kane, Versteeg, Hossa, Niemi. Skinny, Skinny, Medium, Fat. I find it to be the best line-up in the game. Of course we could only use this 4 on 4 or overtime. Another thing, why did Poland have brown uniforms? That always pissed me off.

The past is for cowards and fools....

by mdiddy on Jan 31, 2010 8:20 AM CST up reply actions  

no we're trading Kane, remember?

Maybe we can package Kane and that PUSSY Campbell for Kovi!!!!!

"Why does Jay Cutler look so bad running these awful plays behind an incompetent offensive line?" - VeryFakeAlDavis

by TrialsBass on Feb 1, 2010 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

chisoxfan1473

exactly. when i was 21, i was dominating the world of medieval icelandic academia, and still partying hard every freaking night. just because no one had a digital camera doesn’t mean that i wasn’t half-naked in the back of a limo in Reykjavik.

plus, throughout it all, i was an asshole to everyone i came across. kane has only been an asshole to one stupid, old man driving a taxi.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Feb 1, 2010 1:59 AM CST up reply actions  

and to be honest

living in buffalo last summer I definitely learned that all the cabbies on Chippewa are crazy!

by blackhawkeyes on Feb 1, 2010 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I’m just pissed that posts like this booted the post I put up about a great resturant in Springfield.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Jan 31, 2010 4:31 PM CST reply actions  

That’s part of the reason why people get so pissed about these posts.

by cubs22 on Jan 31, 2010 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

that does sound like a great restaurant

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Feb 1, 2010 1:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Even on unemployment, I make sure to take the wife at least once a month.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Feb 1, 2010 6:08 AM CST up reply actions  

If you like chilli

stop by Joe Rogers chilli den on 9th. It’s a little different but very good.

by Scott13 on Feb 1, 2010 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Chili is, uh… it is one of those things that is either great, or horrible. I love the recipe that my grandfather gave me, but it starts out with a pound and a half of suet. Most people don’t even want to try it just because of that, but Lord, it could not be better. I normally am too scared to order chili at a restaurant without a recommendation, so I guess I’ll give JoeR a try next time I am over there.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Feb 1, 2010 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

you know...

Michael Irving was doing blow in the Cowboy’s locker room and he was still a great reciever that helped Dallas win multiple championships.

Kaner can do what ever he wants when he’s still coming back every season and improving his numbers all the time. I’d say as a point a night player, he’s entitled to do whatever he wants so long as it doesn’t effect his play on the ice and his report with the rest of the team in the locker room.

And clearly his shenanigans aren’t adversely effecting either.

And while Anahiem returns to the locker room, Todd Bertuzzi is cuffed and returns to the squad car.

by Detroit Must Die on Jan 31, 2010 7:30 PM CST reply actions  

picking up the slack for Thor?

"Why does Jay Cutler look so bad running these awful plays behind an incompetent offensive line?" - VeryFakeAlDavis

by TrialsBass on Feb 1, 2010 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Trying to

but alas, a link fail. I fail at pointing out others’ failures.

by HungryHungryPanda on Feb 2, 2010 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Might be time to stop watching sports

see what I did there?

"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."

by Hack on Feb 1, 2010 11:02 AM CST reply actions  

Kane ≠ Gilbert Arenas

thanks for giving me a reason to use the ≠ sign.

by aeroplane1 on Feb 1, 2010 7:10 PM CST reply actions  

not ludicrous at all

I agree with LetsGoCraps – yes Kaner is young and has put up dazzling numbers, but the reputation for laziness does not bode well for career longevity (not to mention that for a 21 year old athlete, he’s got a pretty soft physique in those pictures). Send him back to his hometown – trade for Tyler Myers.

by coldsteel77 on Feb 3, 2010 10:15 PM CST reply actions  

Before this slides off the bottom,

I just want to say it one more time.

Jackass

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Feb 5, 2010 6:23 AM CST reply actions  

I suppose

we should trade Toews too. Maybe we could package them up in a deal.

sarcasm

McShay, Todd McShay you hear me boy? It's me TJ and I'm coming for your damn job boy! Oh be scared, be very scared McShay.

by tj.hendricks on Feb 6, 2010 1:01 AM CST reply actions  

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