Brian Campbell BLOWS!!!!!

by 37inarow on Jan 30, 2010 8:30 PM CST Comment 44 comments

Please spare me the "He's a good offensive defenseman..."

Brian Campbell freakin' sucks. How many times is he going to peel off his man and continue skating backwards into the defensive zone. He has done it twice in the last two games alone (watch the footage) goal # 1 for the Sharks the other day - Shark stops at the blue line, Campbell just keeps right on backing up despite having plenty of backchecking help (on top of that lets another forward get past him) - the Shark that had pulled up passes to the other Shark that Campbell let skate right past him, pass across the crease....goal!!!!

Tonight the go ahead goal...Cane player stops at the blue line, Campbell keeps backing up, now screening Huet, the Cane puts the puck towards the net, deflection...goal!!!!

It's bad enough that since he got his big contract he has become a complete PUSSY (he refuses to hit anybody) but now he can't even play basic defense either? Gone are the days of hits like the one he planted on R.J. Umburger when he was in Buffalo.

I think this team has enough offense without him, so I'd be oh so greatful if he (and his way too large contract for what we are getting) could be gone at the trade deadline. I can't stand the way he plays, I can't believe that our commentators don't comment on how many stupid mistakes he makes during the course of a game....i can't freakin' stank that freakin' Summer's Eve Douchebag!!!

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Have you watched more than 2 games?

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by Trixietrx on Jan 30, 2010 9:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

wow.

joined today, 0 comments, this is the first thing you have to say?

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by KofC on Jan 30, 2010 9:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Good god.

Where the fuck do you people come from?

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NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Jan 30, 2010 9:23 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Even the trolls have trolls.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Jan 31, 2010 3:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Could not have been said better

Rec

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by laaarmer on Jan 31, 2010 8:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Sad to say but I have a question

Is there any other hockey blogs here on SBN Nation that has these types of pathetic excuses of fanposts? Seriously this is the only one I know of that gets these on a consistant basis,

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by hawks61 on Jan 30, 2010 9:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I liked this place better when it was a small, informed community.

Hawks61, any team with success has it.

by Dr. Ice on Jan 30, 2010 9:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Does this site have a waiting period? I joined a whole bunch of SBN blogs, mostly hockey and a couple baseball. Some you could join instantly, many were 1-day waits, and a couple (Cubs and Penguins, I believe) you had to wait 2 days. Not that that would necessarily work, just mentioning it.

Of course I thought the waiting period was more to keep out Pens-bashing Wings or Caps fans or whatever, not alleged supporters of the team…

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by KofC on Jan 30, 2010 10:16 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

two words: background checks

by gmh on Jan 31, 2010 5:34 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

As long as we are not talking drug testing…

‘Cause I really don’t have to go right now…

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Feb 1, 2010 3:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Some...times

I feel so good I have to scream, she’s says Brian Campbell baby I know exact what you mean…she says.

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by hawks61 on Jan 30, 2010 9:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

This is getting obnoxious

It’d be nice to have an “unrec” button to make this kind of shit disappear.

by cubs22 on Jan 31, 2010 1:07 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Should be an "explode" button.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Jan 31, 2010 2:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Or

if you know about Newgrounds, a “blam” button would work too.

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by chisoxfan1473 on Jan 31, 2010 2:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

oh okay.

by gmh on Jan 31, 2010 5:38 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

I totally agree

I remember seeing that Shark guy pass to another Shark guy who passed that black thingy to that other Shark guy. It’s so rare to see a triple play! I think if fucking lazy ass Campbell would’ve slid, he’d have been safe. I really thought the Hawks would come back in the 4th quarter though…
I also remember another team that had a problem with a player who kept going when everyone else stopped in the defensive zone. One time, he ran staight into the locker room! What a tard! That makes me piss myself everytime. I think his name was Forest. The fans came up with a solution though and held up a really really big sign that said “Stop!” I wonder if the Hawks can do that for Campbell??
I gotta go now and jerk off to an Andrew Dice Clay video I got on VCR…

by ChicagoNativeSon on Jan 31, 2010 9:49 AM CST reply actions 2 recs

Awesome

CAPS LOCK, exclamation points, perfect.

by Scott13 on Jan 31, 2010 11:05 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

5, count 'em 5, excalamation marks...

…this guy means business.

by cliffkoroll on Jan 31, 2010 1:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Wait until we teach him the bold HTML tag

that could get unreal. Also, not to get all Freud and whatnot, but the two all-CAPS words from him are “BLOWS” and “PUSSY” and his username I assume is from the blowjob line in Clerks. I can’t quite connect the dots but it seems like he’s trying to tell us something.

by Scott13 on Jan 31, 2010 3:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Oh Good Lord.

Campbell is 8th among all defensemen with 34 points. and 9th in assits

and tenth among defensemen with a +16 rating

now, while whether or not Campbell is worth his caphit may be debatable.

However, he does not blow, and I don’t really even see where that point is up for debate.

And while Anahiem returns to the locker room, Todd Bertuzzi is cuffed and returns to the squad car.

by Detroit Must Die on Jan 31, 2010 7:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

DGVT= Defensive Component of GVT (Goals-Versus-Threshold)

Campbell – 4.6 DGVT
Chara – 4.4 DGVT

by Crease Monkey on Jan 31, 2010 8:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

psssht

Your logic is no much for his random outburst of irrational shit talking!

Come on children. Let's all go find us some nice white women to go make love to.

by Rage and Grace on Jan 31, 2010 10:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

DGVT BLOWS!!!!!

by Scott13 on Feb 1, 2010 12:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

MAYBE HE'S GOOD IF YOU'RE A NUMBERS KIND OF GUY!!!

while we’re at it huet sucks. and kane too. for that amount of money he should have 5000 points already.

by bangbangerang on Feb 2, 2010 11:08 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

5000?

kane would be slacking

i expect at the very least 754561 puntos

by jesus christos on Feb 2, 2010 6:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

puntos christos kimosabe

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by laaarmer on Feb 2, 2010 8:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

And lest we forget

his 10.3 GVT is good for 6th among all D men.

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by Original Six on Feb 1, 2010 12:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

actually 5th

Keith – 14.7
Green -13.4
Doughty – 11.0
Pronger – 10.6
Campbell – 9.8
Enstrom – 9.1

by Crease Monkey on Feb 1, 2010 2:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, but...

The fucking guy has red hair.

Gingers suck. It’s science.

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by Forklift14 on Feb 1, 2010 1:50 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

No they don't...

and this guy explains why
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0rGdChsMAc

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 1, 2010 1:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Goddammit...

I will ban you in a heartbeat Fork… don’t even try me

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by Matthew Dirt on Feb 1, 2010 2:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

listen buddy,,.

You just show up for next week’s PUCKCAST, and remember what Coach Ron Stilanovich says…

“Excuses are like poems. They’re for sissies, and nobody wants to hear them anyway.”

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by Forklift14 on Feb 1, 2010 2:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I don’t suppose you’re going to like the excuse that I have to work next monday…

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by Matthew Dirt on Feb 1, 2010 2:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

That's what all the gingers say.

"To the BeeMobile!"
"You mean your Chevy?"
"...yes."

by AirTrafficAJ on Feb 1, 2010 5:17 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

You can go to work if you want to...

…I just can’t be held responsible for what winds up in your toilet tank.

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by Forklift14 on Feb 2, 2010 7:48 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

The real question is...

what is 37inarow, do you mean 48inarow? If so, your math is appallingly bad.

"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."

by hackerar on Feb 1, 2010 2:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

37!

I think it’s a “Clerks” reference.

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by Forklift14 on Feb 1, 2010 2:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Make sure you don't suck any dick in the parking lot!

Hey! Come back here!

"To the BeeMobile!"
"You mean your Chevy?"
"...yes."

by AirTrafficAJ on Feb 1, 2010 5:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

It is a quote from the movie "Clerks"

and is something one character has done 37 times though not in a row.
If you want more info Google “Clerks 37 in a row” but I can’t be held respoinsible if you find it offensive.

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Feb 1, 2010 2:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

yeah, It'd been a long time since I've seen that......

but I revisited it on youtube.

I originally didn’t discount bad math…….for obvious reasons.

"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."

by hackerar on Feb 1, 2010 3:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I think it means “I will say stupid things 37 days in a row without replying to any questions.”

Or something like that…

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Feb 1, 2010 3:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Forgive me if this was complained about above...

but here’s what really bugs me about this post.

Please spare me the “He’s a good offensive defenseman…”

Once I read that, I completely blanked out most of what followed. It’s looking at things from such a one-sided angle that it’s impossible to even start a discussion. I know blue liners are expected to fill that roll a bit more but I really don’t see how it’s any different than looking at someone like Madden and saying “spare me the ’he’s a really good defensive forward’”… If Madden doesn’t put up points do we get a ton of people jumping down his throat? Of course not, that’s not his role. Campbell is not and will never be a shut down D-man. That’s not what we want. The fact that Campbell actually has been remarkably solid in his own zone is totally lost on this guy… so it goes

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by Matthew Dirt on Feb 3, 2010 12:30 AM CST reply actions 0 recs