I went to an open skate this afternoon during the Bears game. Among all the other crazy things these kids today do on skates, I saw two kids (possibly brothers, not entirely sure because all white people look the same to me) playing a game they were calling "Hossa and Kopecky." While I'm not entirely sure on the rules, these kids absolutely nailed it: "Kopecky" was by far the inferior player, and after an extended period of dominance, "Hossa" fell and injured himself.

What, too soon?