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Olympic Hockey Preliminary Round - Day 2 Thread

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Alright, after yesterday's blistering action seeing victories from the US squad, Canada, and Russia, day two gives us two more scrimmages and one actual game late at night. Here they are:

2:00 PM - Belarus vs. Finland - The contrasting colors from the uniforms in this game might make your retinas burn in Hi Def, as it will resemble a Devils/Nordiques game from 1985. Do not adjust your set, or look for John MacLean in a Belarusian sweater. There's a slight chance that Belarus could upset the perennially ornery Finnish team as they did to Sweden in 2002, but don't count on it.

6:30 PM - Germany vs. Sweden -  Speaking of Sweden, the defending gold medalist Scandanavian Scum begin their defense against a German squad that boasts only seven NHL'ers, most prominent of which are Marco Sturm and Jochen Hecht. The game should result in a roll by Sweden, but one player to watch is Peter Forsberg, if only to see if he's still got it.

11:00 PM - Slovakia vs. Czech Republic - Finally, a real matchup, and what should be a real rivalry as well. While neither team is particularly as deep as they have been in the past, they're fairly evenly matched, and the top-end skill should be entertaining to watch. Czech goalie Tomas Vokoun has been excellent this year, and the Slovaks will be missing forward Marian Gaborik for this game and their game against Russia tomorrow. His absence creates a huge void on Slovakia's top line, which is where Marian Hossa will be skating. Stay up late to make sure Our Panda doesn't come back as brown-brained as Ben Eager.

Alright juggalos, have at it.

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If the Germans had better goaltending...

This would be a more interesting matchup, but they’ll probably have Sharks backup Thomas Greiss in net. I still think this COULD be close

by The Admiral on Feb 17, 2010 1:22 PM CST reply actions  

So, do you have to drink for mentioning the goalie situation? lmao

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Feb 17, 2010 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

But,

You didn’t mention Kopecky… oh, right, never mind.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Feb 17, 2010 1:27 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah

He’s an Olympian.

I just wanna see him fall on his ass during the Olympics. It could be great fun.

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by Trixietrx on Feb 17, 2010 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

The Olympic Welcome Song

Anybody seen this

"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."

by Hack on Feb 17, 2010 1:39 PM CST reply actions  

Down goes Brown

is sooo good. That is classic stuff.

by activestick on Feb 17, 2010 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

classic. “finnished also means DONE”

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Feb 17, 2010 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Which is more annoying?

Finding a bar to watch a game on VS
or
Finding a bar to watch a game on MSNBC

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by Johnny Lava on Feb 17, 2010 1:50 PM CST reply actions  

MSNBC hands down

I think I found one and hopefully they’ll have a high-def feed.

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Feb 17, 2010 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

2nd that

MSNBC is hard to find. I can go almost anywhere now and see the game on VS, however they NEVER actually play the sound from the game, though most of the time thats good!

Hockey is life! Lets go Hawks!

by Jrs23 on Feb 17, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

uh oo...

looks like we might have a game here Finns

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 2:53 PM CST reply actions  

Okaaay...

This means what exactly?
a) Way to stick with it guy, here’s your token reward
b) Someone has an owie and this is just for protection
c) The other d-men in the minors just flat-out suck
d) There will be a trade for Nieds after the Olympics (everyone drink)
e) Other

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by Johnny Lava on Feb 17, 2010 3:05 PM CST reply actions  

Grah?

Cullenmore? A reminder of the bad ole days…

"To the BeeMobile!"
"You mean your Chevy?"
"...yes."

by AirTrafficAJ on Feb 17, 2010 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Insurance.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wings fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Feb 17, 2010 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

sure, but

he’s been in Rockford all season, he’s staying in Rockford. Was he in danger of being signed by another team? Is there unfilled need for 37 year-old d-men in the league?

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by Johnny Lava on Feb 17, 2010 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

,

WINS HER FIRST GOLD OF THE OLYMPICS

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 3:16 PM CST reply actions  

well it's no Kate Winslet picture

but I suppose I approve of it

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Feb 17, 2010 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

well her hottness helps...

but i’m also seeing that we are having a fun Canada vs. U.S.A. thing here and hawks61 has decided to change his avatar to each of Canada’s gold medal winner. me being pro U.S.A. and since we all know that the U.S. LOVES to attempt to out-do everybody. instead of just doing something subtle like what he is doing. I’m going to post a pic of all of our gold medal winner. you know one up the crazy canadians!!!

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

DOH

Now I know I can’t look here for two weeks……. So hard now a days not to find the results of the tape delayed events with the interwebs and all. I’ve been avoiding all news sites, sports sites all day long. Boo to you sir…boo to you….

But cheers for the pic…. and cheers for me still watching her shapely body win the gold tonight.

Winter Olympians are much hotter than summer….. by far.

by Wanker751 on Feb 17, 2010 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

truly...

didn’t realize it was being tape-delayed… i was at school while it happened and streamed it instead of listening in class. for now on i will make sure that i don’t spoil things they are delaying till prime time. i’ll look at the t.v. sch. before hand…

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

You are super nice....

I saw a headline she medaled.. but wasn’t sure which one. Most of the popular events there is a medal is tape delayed….

Where’d you stream it at? What website?

by Wanker751 on Feb 17, 2010 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

But...

…information wants to be free. Plus, I liked the picture.

Ladies- it’s sports-related.

by cliffkoroll on Feb 17, 2010 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Welcome to reality, Belarus.

Selanne is outshooting you 9-5. That being said, this Belarusian tender might have a job waiting for him in the AHL somewhere.

"To the BeeMobile!"
"You mean your Chevy?"
"...yes."

by AirTrafficAJ on Feb 17, 2010 4:01 PM CST reply actions  

wouldn’t the KHL pay more and be close to home?
speaking of that…
anyone know how many KHL players are in the Games?

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by Johnny Lava on Feb 17, 2010 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

60

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

for real?

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by Johnny Lava on Feb 17, 2010 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

wow

thanks

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by Johnny Lava on Feb 17, 2010 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

that was pretty dominant. 1 minute answer time, with a link. daaaaaamn.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Feb 17, 2010 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

the olympics are on...

you gotta step it up… this is the big leagues

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

KHL would probably pay more

But I’m not promoting the Russian “super” league.

First you get de sugar, den you get de power, den you get de women

by AirTrafficAJ on Feb 17, 2010 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

so...

this Canada/Sweden game was supposed to be the only one that could give the Canada women some trouble… 5-0 so far still in the first… maybe not so much

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 5:07 PM CST reply actions  

yeah..

I changed the channel to the men’s US Curling game

by Killion on Feb 17, 2010 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

to win gold?

yea but look at those odds!!!!

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

To win Gold.

You know who is favored. I didn’t see the number… but buddy put action down for me… next was China… and no one was close to them.

by Wanker751 on Feb 17, 2010 5:53 PM CST reply actions  

Kabby gets DUI in Arizona...

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/hockey/nhl/2010-02-17-1986008435_x.htm

Back pain is a bitch…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Feb 17, 2010 6:14 PM CST reply actions  

i hope he can get back into canada

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Feb 17, 2010 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't call it a comeback...

But the men’s curling team is about to go from 4 down to win this match against the swiss… insert as many swiss jokes as wanted

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 6:23 PM CST reply actions  

Swiss jokes are difficult...

requires timing…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Feb 17, 2010 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Sweet....

Like chocolate.

First you get de sugar, den you get de power, den you get de women

by AirTrafficAJ on Feb 17, 2010 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

i hate you a little bit more. :)

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Feb 18, 2010 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not ashamed

that I had to use urban dictionary to find out what a ‘juggalo’ is. I consider it a life win that I didn’t know…

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=juggalo

by Crease Monkey on Feb 17, 2010 6:32 PM CST reply actions  

i didn't know th term before either

but I suspect I’ll be using it in the future

by krome on Feb 18, 2010 9:08 AM CST up reply actions  

am watching Sweden vs Germany live now on German TV... extreme dead pan announcing

extreme dead pan announcing. How clinical…. You do not know who good you have it….
spoiled brats…. ;-)

by dkdan on Feb 17, 2010 6:51 PM CST reply actions  

Hasselhoff

This is how I learned of youtube years ago…

I’m so sorry, but this is so weird. it’s hilarious

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Feb 17, 2010 7:02 PM CST reply actions  

oops!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Feb 17, 2010 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

This random stupidity based on the rumor that Hasselhoff is big in Germany

Not true according to any German I have met.

Germany looking good vs Sweden. Could Franzen be related to the twins?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Feb 17, 2010 7:08 PM CST reply actions  

TV Listings...

Anyone know which channels the hockey games will be on? I’m too lazy to look them up obviously

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Feb 17, 2010 7:12 PM CST reply actions  

CNBC

it will switch over after the end of the curling match

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

slovakia will be on that later as well?

I need to monitor the star of the team…obviously I mean Kopecky…also, why are they listing Hossa and Kopecky as Red Wings on this crackerjackwebsite: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/126346-2010-olympic-hockey-outlook-team-slovakia

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Feb 17, 2010 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

all games

on CNBC u even get a swiss vs. slovakia womens game sandwich’d inbetween… double up on the slovaks night

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

fucking swiss!!!

Fucking Men’s Curling Team

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 7:21 PM CST reply actions  

Did you see that crazy curling fan...

with the painted face goin nuts on the cowbell? Pretty impressive dedication to…curling

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Feb 17, 2010 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd

for cowbell. We DO need more.

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by Trixietrx on Feb 17, 2010 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm rooting for Deutschland

Spent a week there last summer and loved it. Also their Bratwurst is so good it makes American wurst taste like crap.

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Feb 17, 2010 7:24 PM CST reply actions  

Scheisse!

I hate the Sedins.

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Feb 17, 2010 7:32 PM CST reply actions  

You see that guy’s beard? Sick!

by kmcgann on Feb 17, 2010 7:33 PM CST reply actions  

I came to this thread

just to point it out… but you got me beat, haha. That’s better than any playoff beard I’ve seen…

by VerStig on Feb 17, 2010 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

unreal!

it’s an olympic play-off beard

by iko on Feb 17, 2010 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Deutschland über Sweden

alles ist gut

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Feb 17, 2010 7:42 PM CST reply actions  

ANOTHER GOLD!!!!

and we also get a bronze from Chad Hedrick in the same 1k meters speed skating event

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 7:43 PM CST reply actions  

Is that a penguin suit?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Feb 17, 2010 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Scheisse!

Damn Sweden and their freaky red beards…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Feb 17, 2010 7:50 PM CST reply actions  

its a pretty quite night...

is nobody else a useless drunk and playing chi’s game? to keep things interesting?

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 9:09 PM CST reply actions  

thank you also quick question...

it doesn’t count as drinking by yourself if you are drinking with internet friends right??? lol

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely not

Also, being as this is the Olympics and times are all messed up, drinking may start (or continue) at any time. In other words – it’s always happy hour here for 2 weeks!

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by Trixietrx on Feb 17, 2010 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

i've been happier...

to have u2 as internet friends. lol,

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

We LOVE U 2 MAN!!!!!

Why is the only site I come to and immediately think “I could use a beer?”

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by Trixietrx on Feb 17, 2010 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll

drink to that..

btw I bet listening to them try to call the game when the Slovakian women are passing around is a lot more amusing when slightly intoxicated… all the "ova"s

by VerStig on Feb 17, 2010 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

this slovakian goalie...

has made some pretty solid saves. 102 saves!!!! sign her!!!!

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 9:28 PM CST reply actions  

jebus...

shawn white is redic.

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 9:38 PM CST reply actions  

so is shaun white

"Another successful interaction with a man!" - Liz Lemon

by Sportsgal on Feb 17, 2010 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Why have they been doing the wave during the games?

What is this – Dodgers Stadium?

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Feb 17, 2010 9:49 PM CST reply actions  

nope...

its Wrigley…

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I've never seen the wave done at Wrigley

Besides everyone is too busy on their cell phones to notice if there was one.

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Feb 17, 2010 9:52 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

touche,,,

and rec

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

they actually play games at Wrigley?

I thought everyone just went there to hang out and dirnk for a few hours

by krome on Feb 18, 2010 9:11 AM CST up reply actions  

ANOTHER GOLD!!!!

2nd gold for the Flying Tomato!!!!

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 10:13 PM CST reply actions  

Wait...

Where are Canada’s golds?!

Chicagoan in the Lou.

by Mike Martin on Feb 17, 2010 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude...

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Feb 17, 2010 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

umm....

they have 2… thats something right….

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

no no its not… but Hey they have 1 more total medal then we have Gold… so thats something right…

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

you have to wait...

for hawks61 to come back with his aviators.. i throw up big pics of the better country only

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

So

Anyone else see those clown shoes being worn by the Slovak women tonight? Two big time chances for a shorty in their last power play, making them 0 for 5 on the night.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Feb 17, 2010 11:02 PM CST reply actions  

During film watching sessions

The Swiss surveyed their Slovak opponents and decided to only watch Hossa Highlights and decided to try and make their own.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Feb 17, 2010 11:08 PM CST up reply actions  

And now

They gave up a short on their 6th power play, still one minute left to kill.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Feb 17, 2010 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

yikes...

make that 5-2 now

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

IT'S PANDA TIME!!!

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 11:03 PM CST reply actions  

Think there's any old school Slovak-Czech hatred left?

I’d like to see an intense game tonight.

Chicagoan in the Lou.

by Mike Martin on Feb 17, 2010 11:08 PM CST reply actions  

What's with

The Final Countdown being played at what seems like every game? Not all of them are epic enough to deserve it.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Feb 17, 2010 11:11 PM CST reply actions  

JCH assist

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Feb 17, 2010 11:21 PM CST reply actions  

its fine...

wait for the PK and Panda will put one in

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 11:22 PM CST reply actions  

where is...

kops? i havn’t seen him or heard his name yet. which is weird. u normally hear about him falling down, or not getting a shot off on a break-a-way by now…

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 11:25 PM CST reply actions  

I could have sworn

I saw him not get a shot off a few minutes before the goal, not joking.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Feb 17, 2010 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy Crap

Jan looks ready to kill anyone who talks to him.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Feb 17, 2010 11:28 PM CST reply actions  

is anybody else as excited...

as I am to hopefully see the Panda brothers team up for a goal?

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 11:32 PM CST reply actions  

I want this to happen

And then watch them eat bamboo at center ice.

Chicagoan in the Lou.

by Mike Martin on Feb 17, 2010 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

is there bamboo in canada?

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Feb 17, 2010 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Kopecky

Always carries a few extra kilos of it with him at all times, just in case the panda wants a snack.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Feb 17, 2010 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

lmao

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Feb 17, 2010 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah

He probably drops it on the ice when he falls and loses his helmet.

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

It all makes sense now

Kopecky falls over and leaves bamboo all over the place, thus motivating the Panda to backcheck like mad because there’s bamboo.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Feb 18, 2010 12:09 AM CST up reply actions  

haven't been able to get a good look

at their jerseys yet, but how much of their first names did they have to spell out on them?

by VerStig on Feb 17, 2010 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

That's

what I thought I saw… I guess somebody was thinking 1st, 2nd, 3rd, wait… I give up

by VerStig on Feb 17, 2010 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

it looks like...

Panda gets the M; little brother doesn’t. I guess just some extra perks of being the Older brother

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

he just gts "the other Hossa" on his jersey

I did a Men’s league for a bit with my son – I wore “14 jr” as a number and he wore “14 III” as a number (my dad was the original “14” in our family).

by krome on Feb 18, 2010 9:15 AM CST up reply actions  

i remember you mentioning that family heritage once before. that’s pretty cool.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Feb 18, 2010 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

kiss a slav

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Feb 18, 2010 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Bratislava

didn’t know what hit it.

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Feb 18, 2010 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

What is Roenick doing

In that jacket? Is he trying to look Canadian?

wait what?

by pepe126 on Feb 17, 2010 11:47 PM CST reply actions  

Czech, Czech, and double Czech

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Feb 17, 2010 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Kop had 1 minute of ice time and one shot on goal hossa had 6 minutes with one shot on goal

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Feb 17, 2010 11:52 PM CST reply actions  

PANDA

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 11:54 PM CST reply actions  

look at panda..

doing panda things… hes soo good with the puck.

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 11:54 PM CST reply actions  

He thinks he’s people.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Feb 17, 2010 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

sweet

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Feb 17, 2010 11:55 PM CST reply actions  

where kops

with the bamboo?

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 11:55 PM CST reply actions  

OMG...

kops drew a penalty?!?!?!

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 17, 2010 11:57 PM CST reply actions  

lol

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Feb 17, 2010 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

He used a Sharpie

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Feb 17, 2010 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

hossa...

isn’t gonna be happy with sharpy trying to steal his whipping boy

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 18, 2010 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Haha

Chicagoan in the Lou.

by Mike Martin on Feb 17, 2010 11:58 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

See, I don't think this works

I mean, have you been to Prague? Every woman I saw there was a fucking 10!

I doubt Bratislava can match it.

Chicagoan in the Lou.

by Mike Martin on Feb 18, 2010 12:03 AM CST up reply actions  

did i just see kop on the pp

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Feb 18, 2010 12:01 AM CST reply actions  

i really don't like...

that camera angle from behind the net…

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 18, 2010 12:07 AM CST reply actions  

I'm waiting

for our old girlfriend and our new girlfriend to have a bitch slap fest at center ice.

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 12:10 AM CST reply actions  

I think old Havlat knows

That new Havlat will destroy him.

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by Mike Martin on Feb 18, 2010 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

indeed, sir

Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.

by G8K33P3R on Feb 18, 2010 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Nope

I’m implying it. :)

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by Mike Martin on Feb 18, 2010 12:12 AM CST up reply actions  

I think everyone's trashed already

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 12:14 AM CST up reply actions  

i know i'm not sober

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 18, 2010 12:14 AM CST up reply actions  

We all kinda know that

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 12:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Nothing

I’m inferring that your posts lead me to believe you’ve had a few.

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 12:17 AM CST up reply actions  

2 minutes for Inference...

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Feb 18, 2010 12:18 AM CST up reply actions  

what is difference betwween

Inference and impliance?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Feb 18, 2010 12:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Are you baiting me into making them drink again?

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by Mike Martin on Feb 18, 2010 12:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Drink!!!

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 18, 2010 12:23 AM CST up reply actions  

I heard next week

Of course we have to give up Kane, Toews and Keith.

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 12:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Goddamn it

Panda didn’t come off well there.

by Andrew Cieslak on Feb 18, 2010 12:23 AM CST reply actions  

fuck

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Feb 18, 2010 12:23 AM CST reply actions  

At least

He didn’t do that in a Blackhawks jersey.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Feb 18, 2010 12:24 AM CST reply actions  

Would've been sweet

if they pulled off the brotherly score there though…

by VerStig on Feb 18, 2010 12:24 AM CST reply actions  

I missed the whole thing

went downstairs to get ice cream.

Hockey doesn’t like it when I’m in the kitchen.

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

havn't we had this convo before....

just because its not the hawks doesn’t mean u can do stuff like this trix

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 18, 2010 12:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Thought the Olympics would be different.

Guess no kitchen time for me during hockey season.

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 12:30 AM CST up reply actions  

fuck fuck

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Feb 18, 2010 12:28 AM CST reply actions  

Chara commits a penalty

And the ensuing power play leads to a goal? What?

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by Mike Martin on Feb 18, 2010 12:28 AM CST reply actions  

Hopefully

Panda’s taking notes.

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 12:28 AM CST reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!

A cure for herpes?!?!

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by Mike Martin on Feb 18, 2010 12:30 AM CST reply actions  

Hell yes

One less thing I need to worry about getting when I go to Vegas.

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by Mike Martin on Feb 18, 2010 12:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought

what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 12:34 AM CST up reply actions  

A buddy thought that too

Yet he came back with crabs a few years back.

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by Mike Martin on Feb 18, 2010 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Wat?

First you get de sugar, den you get de power, den you get de women

by AirTrafficAJ on Feb 18, 2010 12:35 AM CST up reply actions  

everything except

herpes, the clap, and babies

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 18, 2010 12:35 AM CST reply actions  

Babies are sellable though

Clap? Not so much.

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by Mike Martin on Feb 18, 2010 12:38 AM CST up reply actions  

I like how the entire Slovak team

Has Jagr in their crosshairs…

First you get de sugar, den you get de power, den you get de women

by AirTrafficAJ on Feb 18, 2010 12:36 AM CST reply actions  

Time to drop the Jagr-Bombs.

First you get de sugar, den you get de power, den you get de women

by AirTrafficAJ on Feb 18, 2010 12:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Marty Erat

Is an International Man of Douchebaggery.

First you get de sugar, den you get de power, den you get de women

by AirTrafficAJ on Feb 18, 2010 12:38 AM CST reply actions  

United States v Norway on the USA network tomorrow

We now cut into this game to bring you an episode of Law and Order from 2004.

by Andrew Cieslak on Feb 18, 2010 12:39 AM CST reply actions  

They should have

shoot the puck bimbos from each team’s home country

by VerStig on Feb 18, 2010 12:41 AM CST reply actions  

Something tells me

Alot more people would be watching the Sweden vs. Finland game.

First you get de sugar, den you get de power, den you get de women

by AirTrafficAJ on Feb 18, 2010 12:42 AM CST up reply actions  

I see a helmet!

Was it Kopecky’s?

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 12:46 AM CST reply actions  

Did anyone else just see Kopecky hussle? What was that….

by kmcgann on Feb 18, 2010 12:47 AM CST reply actions  

he forgot hossa's bamboo in the hotel

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by Zarco on Feb 18, 2010 12:51 AM CST up reply actions  

He totally

Didn’t have a shot on goal again!

wait what?

by pepe126 on Feb 18, 2010 12:47 AM CST reply actions  

so do you think the hatred stems from...

the fact they had a peaceful succession? there was no war when they separated so they take out against each other when they play

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 18, 2010 12:48 AM CST reply actions  

Earlier

The announcers basically said it was because the Czechs have money and Slovakia sucks.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Feb 18, 2010 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

By shot

do you mean when he closes his eyes and tries to get the puck somewhere near the glass?

I’ve seen 2, but I don’t know.

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

he has 2 shots on goal on 3 minutes of ice time

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Feb 18, 2010 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

3 on 4 minutes

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Feb 18, 2010 12:58 AM CST up reply actions  

How many times

has his helmet come off, and how many times has he fallen on his ass?

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

i want to say 1 and 1 but i don’t know

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Feb 18, 2010 1:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Maybe he has no ears

And thus can’t keep the helmet stuck on well.

Oh he was on the ice on his knees, but I didn’t see Hossa, so I don’t understand.

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 1:02 AM CST up reply actions  

according to the Olympic web page his hobbies are

Spending time with his family and driving cars. lmao

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by Zarco on Feb 18, 2010 1:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Wow

Interesting guy. Bet he crochets too.

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 1:06 AM CST up reply actions  

hey is sleeping a hobbie?

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Feb 18, 2010 1:08 AM CST up reply actions  

For me it is.

But in a young athlete, yawn.

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 1:09 AM CST up reply actions  

am i reading to much into this...

are did u just imply your hobbie is sleeping IN a young athlete?

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 18, 2010 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

That's wrong

on a couple levels. Think about it.

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside

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by Johnny Lava on Feb 18, 2010 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

i think

there was a canadian long-track speed skater who listed sleep as one of her hobbies. so, yes?

All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.

by meeshak on Feb 18, 2010 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Your hate

Drove Barker away. Is RoboKop next?

First you get de sugar, den you get de power, den you get de women

by AirTrafficAJ on Feb 18, 2010 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

You'll thank me if it works.

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 12:56 AM CST up reply actions  

JHC

still so cute…. almost as cute as a polar bear affected by global warming.

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 12:54 AM CST reply actions  

its gonna be weird...

this is the 3rd game in a row with hawks players that wont end in a shoot out… i don’t know how to feel

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 18, 2010 12:54 AM CST reply actions  

We could really use this Vokoun guy

He’s like better than Niemi.

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 1:00 AM CST reply actions  

trixie

are you trying to make me not be able to function tomorrow?

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 18, 2010 1:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Who me?

Must I explain the joke?

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 1:03 AM CST up reply actions  

no i get the joke...

but saying we should get goalie A to get rid of one of ours means drink again

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Feb 18, 2010 1:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Explaining jokes

also requires drinking, IIRC.

Just chug.

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 1:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Someone

must’ve really studied the rules. :)

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 1:05 AM CST up reply actions  

i actually just read them

but mostly I just love being an asshole

by blackhawkeyes on Feb 18, 2010 1:06 AM CST up reply actions  

So who was expected to win?

Is this an upset or expected?

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 1:09 AM CST reply actions  

Expected.

First you get de sugar, den you get de power, den you get de women

by AirTrafficAJ on Feb 18, 2010 1:11 AM CST up reply actions  

G'night

although it may be easier to just keep drinking.

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 1:14 AM CST up reply actions  

So glad I don't have a job

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by Trixietrx on Feb 18, 2010 1:13 AM CST reply actions  

quick notes
Hossa 1 point 5 shots on goal on about 20 minutes of ice time
Kop 3 shots on goal on 4 minutes of ice time
JHC 1 point 0 shots on goal about 16 minutes of ice time

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Feb 18, 2010 1:16 AM CST reply actions  

Vokoun

I hope Stan Bowman was watching and taking notes. Heck, I hope Huet was watching and taking notes.

by cubby23 on Feb 18, 2010 2:28 AM CST reply actions  

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