Super Sunday Olympic Thread
by McClure on Feb 21, 2010 5:01 PM CST
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Forgive the lateness of this post, but I had family stuff to tend to, Sam's still dick-in-the-dirt drunk* in Vegas, and Killion is working.
So today we get some real matchups. The Pinkos already dispatched of the Czechs 4-2 this afternoon, but there's still a couple of marquee games to take a look at.
6:40 PM - America (Fuck Yeah!) vs. Canadia (MSNBCNBC) - With Canada having to go to a shootout against the Watchmakers, it puts the US in an advantageous position as pool play closes out. The Americans only need a point to end up at the top of their group and catch a bye in the medal round, putting Canada into the wild-card play-in game. While the US has two victories against non-powerhouses, they haven't looked all that impressive in doing so. The plethora of odd-man breaks going the other way toward Ryan Miller are sure to end up in the back of the net against the stacked Canadians. Look for them to batten down the hatches this evening, and for Canada to come out frothing at the mouth with the home crowd on their side. And here's hoping Kane, Toews, Keith, and Seabrook remain in once piece.
11:00 PM - Fightin' Finns vs. Scandanavian Scum (Some network with a lot of letters that will be difficult to find) - Most games involving the Finns are testy enough, tonight's rematch of the 2006 gold medal game should be exceptionally fiesty given the rivalry between Finland and Sweden. The Swedes are only marginally less skilled than they were in Turin (not Torino- no one refers to the Munich games as "Munchen"), and the Finns always provide enough sandpaper to prove a good foil to the Bikini Team. This should be quite the game, stay up late for it.
* - Upon learning this phrase had been used on the blog this evening, a friend of mine and Sam's, Professor Nadyja Von Ebers, demanded credit for coining it (as she did), lest I get my ass kicked (again).
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As An American...
USA!! USA!! USA!!
As a hockey fan, knowing full well that the USA is in the Great White North with a Canadian squad with something to prove, especially with a close call to the army knife capital of the world, they may come out of the locket intent on steamrolling the USA into oblivion.
If TEAM AMERICA (love the reference to the movie with marionettes) comes out and saves the day, it will depend on their ability to withstand a distinguished push from Canada in the first 10 minutes and last ten minutes of this game, regardless of the score.
Note: In the olympics goal differential is a huge deal often causing teams to gain seeding and move on..
GO USA!! And if all else fails, may no [negative setbacks] happen to any man of four feathers origin.
My dad taught me three thing at my first hockey game at age 5:
Always buy the Blue Line..
Dino [Ciccarelli] is a queen-o
Detroit Sucks!!
Never thought I would say it but
I hope Toews, Keith, and Seabrook get Royally Mounted embaraced tonight (ready to vomit), and I hope Backes (I must be fucking crazy) and Kaner have a good game.
Here’s to hoping our three on the Canuck side get their bad streak out of they way here in the Olympics so they can resume some awsome ass kicking on March 2 in Nassua (I have Corner Ice tickets too!).
America, Fuck Yeah!
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 21, 2010 5:40 PM CST reply actions
Fuck PMSNBC and that Douche-Nozzle announcer they stick between the benches
But will still be watching it none the less
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 21, 2010 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed!
What is this bullshit? Now I have to either live with it or watch it on wide. Neither option is optimal.
"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 21, 2010 6:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit special is on CNBC instead of the game
No Comment.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
As if we didn't already know that...
A couple of boobs are running the show at NBC.
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
The Network that fired Conan...
Is showing the game on MSNBC… or was it MS OUSOB???
On the 20th anniversary of the greatest sporting event in history…
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
it's the year cop rock premiered
duh
They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em!
by ZootSuitZombie on Feb 21, 2010 6:07 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Hammer
?
"You two need to get a room filled with condoms and calculators!"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 21, 2010 6:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
What happened on 21 February 1980?
Second City Hockey Most Postingest Poster of 2009
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
As a Canadian...
GO CANADA GO!
This should be another great game between these two rivals. May the Red-White-and Blue succumb to the men from the Great White North. However, the U.S. will have redemption on their mind after the Last Meeting. But in the end may the Americans have to listen to the best national anthem in the World.
Most importantly, may Kane, Toews, Seabrook, and Keith remain healthy because the Stanley Cup is really the trophy we all want most.
So as a polite Canadian I offer you guys a handshake before tonight’s tilt. Best of luck.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
Things are civil now
But just wait til the first goal is scored. Then all hell is gonna break loose.
They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em!
by ZootSuitZombie on Feb 21, 2010 6:09 PM CST up reply actions
We offer you this Laurel...
and hearty handshake…
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
My favorite movie
there’s more great lines than a decade of movies
What is your nationality?
I’m a drunkard.
That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
Your winnings, sir.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
the thought of
Kesler and Backes potentially seeing ice time together (although they’ve started on different lines so far) makes me foam at the mouth a little bit, and I’m not sure if it’s from disgust or anticipation. I just hope this U.S. defense can hold through 60 minutes, ugh.
Oh, by the way
If you didn’t see this earler today, here is Ovechkin v Jagr. Ovie won. This set up Semin, who made a filthypass to Malkin for the GWG. Play of the year — NHL, the Games, or otherwise.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 6:19 PM CST reply actions
That outcome really surprised me
considering both players are in their prime.
They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em!
by ZootSuitZombie on Feb 21, 2010 6:21 PM CST up reply actions
It was hilarious
watching Grandpa Jagr get floored. Pay attention, pops!
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
First things first... does he think at all?
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
Aw Christ
that’s the least hostile comment ever. Please. Old ladies at a Bears/Packers or Cubs/Sox game say worse.
JR on that with the mini-fistpumps.
Funny.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 6:26 PM CST up reply actions
any bets he "fist pumps" milbury tonight?
by BigCSouthside on Feb 21, 2010 6:27 PM CST up reply actions
Here's the weird thing
I don’t “hate” Milbury, but I want to see him get beat.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 6:28 PM CST up reply actions
Milbury would be nice
But Cock-Holster No. 1, P.M. would be awsome!
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 21, 2010 6:28 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, go the fuck ahead, Mike
COMPLAIN ABOUT THE REFS.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 6:32 PM CST reply actions
I want cell-phone pictures of Peter Puck doing blow off of a whore's ass.
Just to see Ron MacLean try to explain that.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 6:38 PM CST up reply actions
I believe in re-writing History
therefore, it never happened
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 21, 2010 6:35 PM CST up reply actions
"Nobody knows how to run a team better than Ron Wilson."
Do they know that everybody watching MSNBC right now probably has followed hockey for more than 10 minutes? Come on, JR.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 6:34 PM CST reply actions
Sounds like he's booking a limo...
“"We’re going to change things up a bit and see if we can take advantage of Patrick’s skills," Wilson said late on Saturday afternoon. "He needs to have the puck a lot, and (Bobby) Ryan does a great job of finding holes for the guys he plays with." "
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
Incidentally --
I love being able to watch a USA-USA-USA game live. Work / firewall at work has prevented same for the past week. I’m pumped.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 6:37 PM CST reply actions
Me too
this is the first time im going to be able to watch them actually play
by BigCSouthside on Feb 21, 2010 6:38 PM CST up reply actions
DVR is nice, but it's nice to see in real-time
I mean, I get home and I already know what happened. Takes all the juice out of it.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 6:39 PM CST up reply actions
Heck yeah
At work i have to wait for the horribly delayed updates on Yahoo
by BigCSouthside on Feb 21, 2010 6:40 PM CST up reply actions
WHY DO JR & MILBURY HATE AMERICA?
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 6:41 PM CST reply actions
For the record
Having Sarah McLachlan pimp B.C. endlessly makes me LESS likely to go.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 6:43 PM CST reply actions
This is what it's all about
This is the kind of hatred I love. I mean, honestly, it’s exactly like Kesler’s comments (I have no problem with what he said, think it’s completely reasonable). You just want your own team to win so bad in a good, fair, even game that by contrast the other team gets hated.
I’m so fucking excited, feels like a gold medal game.
Good luck, see everyone afterward.
www.mjt.org
Nervy at the back there for Canada
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 6:45 PM CST reply actions
That was QUICK.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 6:46 PM CST reply actions
Yep -- off of Crosby's stick for Rafalski.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 6:48 PM CST reply actions
Thanks Sydney
You can keep scoring for us all night.
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BIG SAVE! (Miller)
I miss Foley.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 6:49 PM CST reply actions
God almighty
Canada looks positively lost right now.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 6:49 PM CST reply actions
Own it. Accept it.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 6:51 PM CST up reply actions
Miller looks good
Although Sid didn’t elevate that shot.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 6:51 PM CST reply actions
Ibid.
And draws a penalty, too. Good, Ryan!
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 6:52 PM CST up reply actions
Yep. Clown shoes.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 6:55 PM CST up reply actions
Crack reporting / reporting on crack
by Edzo, in re Brodeur’s knob.
(Get yer minds out of the gutter)
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 6:54 PM CST reply actions
Someone said this already
but I wish Foley was doing the game. A couple of hits and I’ve been playing BIIIIG HIT in my head.
Damn. This pace is insane.
And on two full weeks of BC Bud, too.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 6:56 PM CST up reply actions
Marleau v Miller -- Miller wins.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 6:58 PM CST reply actions
Staal was merely incidental to that
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:00 PM CST up reply actions
SEABS!
Wait a minute.
BOOOOO!
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:00 PM CST reply actions
Great play by Toews and Seabrook..
I don’t care if it means they come back to the Hawks confident and playing well.
RAFFIII
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 21, 2010 7:01 PM CST reply actions
RIGHT BACK, BABY
Rafa’s got TWO
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:01 PM CST reply actions
I was at church today (ahem)
and the reverend was giving out these flyers
So I feel comforted in that…
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 7:03 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
But, but, but
I love you guys.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
Heard you went over to watch the game on a more friendly site
Ahh, but the hate/but it’s not hate (your buddy Kessler) is just too fun to pass up for a couple of weeks.
I think I’m gonna go watch Canadian Bacon now
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
I hate Kessler
because he’s Kessler, nothing more and nothing less. Sorry, I apologize.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
Oh, he's there
But at least NBC is beginning to realize that this is being watched by actual hockey fans who had to search for this game, so they’ve muzzled him.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
CHECK THAT
Pierre McGuire’s real job is with TSN, so he’s probably annoying Canadian fans right now. Excuse me.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
heh heh heh...
Canada’s loss is our gain…
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
Has Crosby been on the ice lately?
He might be servicing him on the bench.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
I think I saw the top of his head twice, once on each bench!
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 21, 2010 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
I love the fact that Mcguire hasnt spoken
and the hate still flows like the mighty mississippi
by BigCSouthside on Feb 21, 2010 7:07 PM CST up reply actions
I cannot for the life of me find a stream
that hasn’t died every 10 seconds. Consequently, I have missed EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GOAL SO FAR.
SHOTS
CAN 11:4 USA — that just stunned me a little
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:07 PM CST reply actions
Kinda like a Hawks game
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 7:08 PM CST up reply actions
No -- it's true
Just the way the USA-USA-USA has been playing makes it seem closer than that
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:09 PM CST up reply actions
Correction
even jesus christos hates Canada
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 7:15 PM CST up reply actions
50% SV%
Canada should trade for Turco
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 7:10 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I heard on Puckdaddy
that a Newfoundland for Michigan trade was imminent, but I don’t know how that would work with the cap room.
Throw in PEI and a pick and I might be interested
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
NOTED
McGuire is there between the benches. He’s wearing a suit and not the poofy NBC Olympics vest/jacket thing. So he’s definitely annoying fans watching on TSN/CTV.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:12 PM CST reply actions
That Toews guy
is pretty good
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 7:14 PM CST reply actions
The early speculation
was that he was the last guy to make the team and he’d be the odd man out. But he’s now getting a lot of minutes.
At least tonight
I think Toews > Crosby.
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You think?
How about 1500 comments from Canadian saying the exact same thing over various blogs. Jonathan Toews has been Canada’s best player in the tournament so far and my opinion is being backed by many.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
Sorry Chico, my fellow Canadian patriot
Toews has been better than Crosby in the last 2 games and by a lot. The Norway game was merely a scrimmage, case in point, the Thornton-Marleau-Heatley line was effective.
By the way, Sorry Chico.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
I give you a large beer of your choice
You feel better now. No more disagreeing me must cry together that our countries team has totally sucked the last 2 games.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
you think so?
i’ve noticed him a couple of times, even with his weird number. who’s this thornton guy, anyway?
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
The games matter now
So he’s lost as usual. Now the members of Fear the Fin will attack me at once.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
Well
I made the comment because one of the Canadian games I watched before this, Toews hardly got any ice time it seemed, and the camera always focuses on Cindy.
I have a hard time telling who’s who lately, I’m so used to Hawks numbers, I see a 4 and I think, oh wow, Hammer’s playing! Plus no HD for these games, so I’m really lost.
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kopecky for toews
i know we might be overpaying but…
by jesus christos on Feb 21, 2010 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
Hey guys!
Did you know that Bobby Ryan is a native of Cherry Hill, NJ?! Ask Eddie O, he’ll tell you. Again and again and again…
A hockey player from a state not beginning with "M"
It’s news!
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
N.Y. is well represented on this team, it's true
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:19 PM CST up reply actions
Have we been playing 4 on 4??
Wow, you’d think these guys hated each other or were playing for national pride or something…
What a period!
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 7:19 PM CST reply actions
Hosers had the edge in play
but we’re up. I’ll take it.
Also, you guys are missing ice dancing in HD.
We interupt this game...
to bring you curling
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 7:20 PM CST up reply actions
its sad
given NBCs rampant douchebaggery…..I could see it
by BigCSouthside on Feb 21, 2010 7:25 PM CST up reply actions
Cris Collinsworth is so fucking stupid
I switch over to NBC and it’s one of those sugary pieces on the reformed asshole athlete hoping to win gold. In this case it’s a guy who had a drinking problem. So he closes with “and now he’s hoping to have his second best day ever. His best day – [insert date] the day he took his last drink.”
If you want to make the case that the guy’s life is better because he gave up drinking shouldn’t the best day be the after when he decided to quit? Because if your best day was the last time you went drinking, then I know what you’re missing and I know how you can get back there. Fucking moron.
by Scott13 on Feb 21, 2010 7:30 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
The whole "special interest story" thing is a part of the Olympics
They think it brings in viewers. Rather cynical if you ask me.
The Olympics are a sporting event. Show more sports. Please.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
It's supposed to bring in women
and it works. Most women love that part of the Olympics
by Katherine215 on Feb 21, 2010 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
I'm actually kinda disappointed in that
I’d really like to see it.
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Well.
That lived up to the billing.
SHOTS — CAN 18:6 USA. Even race between Rafalski and Miller for player of the game thus far.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:20 PM CST reply actions
Gonna be hard to hold them off at this pace
Miller is going to have nightmares about this game. Hopefully the US can tilt the ice in the 2nd.
Looks better for Canada now
Babcock must have melted the paint in the dressing room
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:36 PM CST reply actions
SCORE to Canada
Toews was lazy on that
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:39 PM CST reply actions
WHAT'S WITH THE MILLER CATCALLS?
Dude has owned the game up to a minute ago. Geez.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:41 PM CST reply actions
Jacques Rogge and Gary Bettman
AHHH — MY EYES!
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:43 PM CST reply actions
Sweet Caroline?
Aren’t they supposed to play Celine Dion or something?
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
English Canada
There’s your answer
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:44 PM CST up reply actions
fuck my actual life
the power just went down for about 20 minutes and now my internet is being a slow-ass bitch. scream
The problem with the US
They need more players with active sticks.
Edzo's in rare form
That’s two “stick on sticks” so far this game.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
Edzo's great advice earlier
US needs to spend more time in Canda’s zone. They’re playing too much defense. Thanks Cap’n obvious…
Yeah, let’s play less defense and see where that gets us
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
Kane against Brodeur. Predictable result.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:48 PM CST reply actions
How did he miss?
That lazy Kane I’ll tell you.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
Bingo
Rec’d.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
It already been started on any Canadian blog
during the Swiss game. Beat you all to it.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
Crease Violations
Good thing Brett Hull is retired.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
Stop yourself.
Dallas wins that game regardless.
Trust Me
I wasn’t shedding any tears for Hasek.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
I think I'm watching an Australian feed
who would’ve thought? still, it’s the best one I’ve seen so far.
could be worse
could be a canadian feed
by jesus christos on Feb 21, 2010 7:52 PM CST up reply actions
Liking the Zorba the Greek on the PA
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:54 PM CST reply actions
Much Better Than Day-O
I hope Harry Belafonte is getting royalties.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
The second straight game...
…where Canada has faced a decent goalie. Tracking.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
Canada really outhitting us too
we need a goon
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
holy crap
Seabrook was playing with Pronger toward the end of that shift. Would not want to be those forwards.
STOP HAUNTING MY THOUGHTS
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
That's using your head, Marty
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 7:57 PM CST reply actions
Crap you beat me to it!
OK, the flying tomato brothers!
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
Woob woob woob woob woob
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:00 PM CST reply actions
OLD MAN DRURY!
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:01 PM CST reply actions
No.
Just a knowledge of hockey that tells me that Chris Drury is OLD.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
Oops
Just looked it up – I’m six months older than Drury. He’s still in his prime!
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So they loaded up the truck and moved to Can-a-dy
Vancouver that is. Swimmin’ pools ice rinks, movie stars limo hoes.
Manifest destiny! If US jr loses they just might give up without a fight. I’m getting ready for the big land grab.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 8:02 PM CST reply actions
But we don't want your heathcare plan either.
So it wouldn’t work.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
Don't worry, we've done this before and have it down to a science
we’ll give you plenty of whiskey and tobacco and keep you nice an passive.
We might even use Nanook as one of our team’s mascot.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
What about the beer?
Do we get to keep our lumberjack boots and jackets? What about out Maple Syrup?
No treaty without those in the equation.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
Of course you get to keep your lumberjack boots and jackets
how else would we be able to single you out and smite you…
before y’all opened your mouths??
No beer. We take. You get fire water.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
Please, Lord
No Little League World Series stock footage. I’m begging you, Lord.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:02 PM CST reply actions
GOD DAMN, Brodeur
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:04 PM CST reply actions
Why was that whistled dead?
That puck was still free! Fucking FROSTBACKS!
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Feb 21, 2010 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
Just checked the Mothership
Replay of skiing from this afternoon. Suckers.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:04 PM CST reply actions
Ice dancing is later tonight, anyhow.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
Does still
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Feb 21, 2010 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
Cue the Dragnet theme
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:05 PM CST reply actions
Man! Watching this..
I can’t wait for playoff hockey!
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 8:07 PM CST reply actions
And an international incident at the end
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:07 PM CST reply actions
Rec'd
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by russellguldin on Feb 21, 2010 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
Well at least then
we won’t have to worry about anymore trade rumours…
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
That would explain this
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by russellguldin on Feb 21, 2010 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
Excellent game so far
Will be saying a prayer of thanks later on to the Flying Spaghetti Monster that Toews is a Hawk. Boy’s got mad skillz.
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hawks61 ditched us
He’s over at silver seven talking about how great poutine is
They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em!
Poutine?
No it was the same old routine that Babcock consistantly putting Crosby and Nash on the ice instead of our point leader Jonathan Toews.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
Help me out here
Explain how the playoffs into the quarters work. Who gets byes? Who has to play their way in?
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:16 PM CST reply actions
top 4 teams points-wise get byes
the other 8 duke it out, then play the 4 teams with byes
by Katherine215 on Feb 21, 2010 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
See, I was thinking the fourth place teams got booted.
Thanks for the math.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
This is one of the most pyhsical Games I have seen in a long time.
I love it!
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 21, 2010 8:20 PM CST reply actions
WOW
Oprik gets off the hook there
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:24 PM CST reply actions
since it's just Kane
LETS GO HAWK! LETS GO HAWK! LETS GO HAWK
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by Committednativeamerican on Feb 21, 2010 8:25 PM CST reply actions
The #1 thing I'll take from tonight
appreciating the chemistry of Daydream Nation. Kaner is criminally underused by the US team now, and it takes someone of Toew’s talent to properly appreciate how sweet Kaner’s passes can be (his current US teammates? not properly appreciative). So I’m just glad that Kaner landed on a team with the kind of centers and linemates that can use him to his full potential. Because right now, Team USA isn’t.
Also. Goddamn is this a great hockey game. Man, this is what makes the Olympics worth watching.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Feb 21, 2010 8:25 PM CST reply actions
Totally agree
Don’t they know he’ll make good things happen for everyone if they just let him direct the game?
by Katherine215 on Feb 21, 2010 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
Result confirmed
USA Power Play: Clown Shoes.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:26 PM CST reply actions
But at least they're patriotic
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by chevrier30 on Feb 21, 2010 8:30 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
i am very
impressed with team USA’s backchecking. they have done a great job keeping up so far with the canadian rushes.
Boy
Kane was on the ice for a LOOONG time there.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:29 PM CST reply actions
Crosby, Staals and Nash
“Teach Your Children Well”
and know they love you
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 8:30 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Rafa's head looks cold
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:32 PM CST reply actions
COMIN AROUND TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKIN DAYEAH
Read "The Code"
by Committednativeamerican on Feb 21, 2010 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
this might affect my visa renewal
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
Well, if you're a hockey fan
you’d obviously rather live in the US. We invented the game.
(in a Japanese sort of way)
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
This needs a super-rec
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by russellguldin on Feb 21, 2010 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
Is that a Gran Torino is the background?
Nice. But the gun though? My polite Canadian-ass doesn’t approve.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
i believe it was
a Torino 7th place finish in the background, but i could be mistaken. i get all my old car models mixed up.
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
The U.S. finished 8th in Turin.
Not much better, but maybe a better result than what’s about to happen here in Vancouver.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
ah, yes
8th… but we don’t really care. it’s your game.
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
Sorry you have to watch those painful commercials as well
And what a terrible beer as well. Who in their right mind drinks that shit unless forced to, on-tap, at the bar..
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
I'd say it is a 66 TORANADO
I do old cars and the sharp edge on the the fender wells is an indicator.
Thanks bro.
GO DENMARK!
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
I think it's a combo car
I know my cars fairly well, and I look at it and keep changing my mind. Then again, I don’t remember the Toranado’s.
Almost could be a GTO, then I think, no, looks like a Cougar, not a Torino. I am about to give up.
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Fucking Ra-Fuck-sky!!!!
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 8:32 PM CST reply actions
No hat for Raffi
Langerbrunner on the deflection
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:33 PM CST reply actions
It was an empty net for Nash-hole
don’t make excuses for the douche canoe, Edzo. Remember your flag!
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
I don't know
Luongo’s tears might make the ice melt faster than it already is.
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CAN WE TRADE FOR RAFALSKI?
I haven’t heard any rumors, but I would be in favor of that deal.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Feb 21, 2010 8:36 PM CST reply actions
Kane just outran Iginla. Love it
Read "The Code"
by Committednativeamerican on Feb 21, 2010 8:37 PM CST reply actions
Not over yet
PP to Canada.
Kane, stick foul. No shit.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:37 PM CST reply actions
I thought this was funny....
Brian Rafalski – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Brian Christopher Rafalski aka The Canadian Slayer.
Wow
IMO Kane looked pretty invisible and lifeless the 1st 2, but this period, he really has upped his game.
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Dustin Brown likes shorties tho
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Feb 21, 2010 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
Wow, that Nash taken down by Kaner
he’s not over rated at all…
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
Ice dancing on right now on NBC
EPIC FAIL
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:40 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
i suspect
they are going to hear about it form all kinds of sportswriters and sports radio talk shows….
Proof there is more people who like the taste of penis than those who watch Hockey
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by Committednativeamerican on Feb 21, 2010 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
Notable:
Nobody watching network teevee saw Miracle on Ice live, either.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:40 PM CST reply actions
Quick whistle there
Lucky.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:41 PM CST reply actions
Edzo must be in heaven with the animated arrows
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I saw Ryan Miller beat the Habs in Montreal
and now this.
I love Ryan Miller.
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
He should know better.
I’ll give him a pass. This has been intense. And I love Doc.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
Doc Emrick: "Toes... no wait, Toews"
HA!
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:43 PM CST reply actions
USJR
although I prefer “America’s toque”
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 8:44 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
That's not a toque!
I didn’t think people in Chicago knew what a toque was. Good on you CNS, I’m very proud of you.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
Never underestimate
the educational power of Bob and Doug MacKenzie
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
Green.
You’re welcome.
And it’s true. :P
GO BLACKHAWKS
Witness to Mark Buehrle's perfect game July 23, 2009
by chisoxfan1473 on Feb 21, 2010 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
Hey, aren't you supposed to be getting stoned or something?
or working on the economics of phasing out the Canadian dollar? (they even had to copy our currency)
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
I am going to dream about
the impossibility of a Kane – Toews – Dustin “Doo-Doo” Brown line.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
Make up call
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
Make up for what?
the fact we’re kicking the inventors of hockey’s collective asses?
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Frostback cheaters
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by russellguldin on Feb 21, 2010 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
haha they're so flustered
they called Erik Johnson Jack, and then they put up a graphic for Drury when E. Johnson was in the box. FAIL
Ryan Miller. Stud.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:46 PM CST reply actions
Uh oh.
GAME ON.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:48 PM CST reply actions
Oh Crap
Crosby put one inthe right net this time
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And Dunc got another helper. Two for him.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:48 PM CST reply actions
FU keith and FU toews
i mean that in the nicest way possible
by jesus christos on Feb 21, 2010 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
See Duncan, thats what happens when you backhand it deep instead of blindly across the middle
Read "The Code"
by Committednativeamerican on Feb 21, 2010 8:48 PM CST reply actions
NBC still on ice dancing.
Maybe they could cut away for a few minutes. Guess not. Fuckers.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:50 PM CST reply actions
gotta love it.
Tremendously tremendous!
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Feb 21, 2010 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
Not to absolve NBC
but this game has no commercials, and NBC couldn’t do that in prime time. Not for how much they paid to have the Olympic coverage.
Stats so far
SOG:
USA 57
Canada 1167
SV%
Brodeur 97%
Miller 116%
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 8:51 PM CST reply actions
CLEAR IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:51 PM CST reply actions
YES.
Tremendously tremendous!
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Feb 21, 2010 8:53 PM CST reply actions
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Someone check to see if Doc just had a chest grabber
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Yes?
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
How the hell did Kesler do that?
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:54 PM CST reply actions
CTV Announcer:
“That is one of the greatest empty-net goals I’ve ever seen.”
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
I hate Kesler
but I will forgive for a brief moment. (pauses) OK, I hate him again
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Feb 21, 2010 8:54 PM CST reply actions
You rock Kessler! No, I can't say that...
I guess I just did. Forgive me lord
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 8:54 PM CST reply actions
Hope Team Canada has good bodyguards
The crowd’s getting the pitchforks out and the torches lit.
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please not the smut again
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
photo only relevent if they're holding hockey sticks
or at least being experimental with them
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
Now that I can toast to!
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
All I could think of when I saw that was,
Three Hags and a Flag.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Feb 24, 2010 7:59 AM CST up reply actions
2010: The Miracle on SLUSH!!!
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 8:55 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
"They've run the table"
It’s not “Do you believe in miracles?!” But I will fucking take it.
WHAT A FUCKING GAME.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:56 PM CST reply actions
I'd love to clone
Burish and Buff’s phones right now, just to see the text messages to Seabs, Keith and the Captain.
Hahaha.
That shit would be GOLD.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Feb 21, 2010 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
it was nice when they showed toews and kane shake hands.
won’t see that happen too often.
Tremendously tremendous!
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Feb 21, 2010 8:57 PM CST reply actions
You weren't touched?
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
I know I was.
In the groinial area.
Tremendously tremendous!
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Feb 21, 2010 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
you're not going to see them shake hands after a game too often
cos, y’know…they’re on the same team.
Tremendously tremendous!
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Feb 21, 2010 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
right
and is so obvious that i was perplexed by the need to post that and was wondering if there was some other meaning i was missing…
No need to perplex yourself
we’re about as deep as a puddle here
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
They play for the same team in the NHL.
You don’t typically line up and shake hands with your teammates in the NHL.
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NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
Edzo.... it's a MONKEY on your back
and an ELEPHANT in the room. you don’t have an ELEPHANT on your back.
1961 is a long time ago.
That was the most intense two minutes of hockey I've watched in years.
God bless the USA.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
Rafalski or Miller for player of the game?
It’s a tough call. Thoughts?
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 8:59 PM CST reply actions
It's only because he faced a lot of shots
hasn’t SCH taught you anything??
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
Miller!
Tremendously tremendous!
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Feb 21, 2010 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
See, Rafalski got two goals and an assist -- damn near a hat
He played really, really well.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
but miller was getting shot at like a black man at a Klan meeting, Rafalski is the Canadian Slayer, but Miller was this games MVP
by BigCSouthside on Feb 21, 2010 9:02 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Irrelevant
Goalies are the only players who win or lose the game.
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SCH has apparently taught him nothing.
If you can’t see that goalies clearly win or lose games singlehandedly, you’re a lost cause in these parts.
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NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
Rafalski played well offensively
defensively…not so much. Contracted the Duncan Keith virus and left his check on Heatley in the first, and was late to rotate on the third goal. Granted by that point it was a shooting gallery, but I guess in the end it all evens out.
by Crease Monkey on Feb 21, 2010 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
Ryan fucking Miller, man.
It’s nice to see what a championship goalie looks like, when he’s standing on his head for your team.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Feb 21, 2010 9:01 PM CST reply actions
I think Miller as #1 Star is the definitive answer
Positively amazing.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 9:03 PM CST reply actions
And now -- ICE DANCING
I’m sorry I missed so much of you, ice dancing. So, so sorry.
(pause for thought and reflection)
You know what, fuck it. I’m leaving you, ice dancing. I love hockey, and I can’t go back.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 21, 2010 9:04 PM CST reply actions
I switched straight to curling.
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i had the hockey
in a picture-in-picture. nothing would make me miss a second of curling.
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
I don't think my cable provider offers
some channel. Damn
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
Oh
it’s on Versus.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen it. So…. classic movie or ice dancing?
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how can you two have never seen Slap Shot?
that just doesn’t make sense to me. especially Trixie.
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
Did you hear that Slap Shot quote Trix?
Do you think they show Speed Racer here?
I always thought that’s where you got your screen name influence from
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
I'm older than that
I used to watch Speed Racer as a kid.
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Same here
right after Clutch Cargo
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 22, 2010 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
Trixie..
consider yourself “band” until you watch this movie. It needs to be uncensored though, no VS.
I’M LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SONG!!!
OK
it rather sucked on versus.
I need to buy the DVD and get the DVD player on the computer working. Apparently I can’t watch it in my car, as we did try that on the way to St. Louis.
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I know, I am ashamed, I will do my penance and watch now
by BigCSouthside on Feb 21, 2010 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
Of course
I get this game in HD
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
North by Northwest
I think it’s the updated version were Gary Grant goes to Jonestown Vancouver but he’s too late…
they already drank the cool-aid.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
Classic movie.
I haven’t seen it in years. This is gonna be good. Wish it was unedited, though.
Gotta love the movie marquee in the background during the end credits for the theater that’s showing “Deep Throat.”
Tremendously tremendous!
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Feb 21, 2010 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
Is there a self-respecting hockey fan who doesn't already own Slap Shot on both DVD and VHS?
Not trying to be a dick, but I thought it was required?
What an amazing game that was! If only, you know, NBC thought it might (just maybe…), might be worth showing on their national network stations…
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
I'm thinking of going to BC for a vacation
Not sure where that came from
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Feb 21, 2010 9:05 PM CST reply actions
I actually have
I was making a comment on the onslaught of commercials. It really is beautiful there, I agree.
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Feb 21, 2010 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
I like to imagine the visa office tomorrow
Denying every single US visa request.
But they’re Canadian, so even if they did that, they’d apologize profusely.
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
They'll put a smiley face sticker on the rejection form
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Or football.
Tremendously tremendous!
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Feb 21, 2010 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
I like him
I think he brings an enthusiasm and awe to the reporting. He seems genuinely excited to be at whatever event they send him to.
by Katherine215 on Feb 21, 2010 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
Ouch.
I didn’t even see it but ouch. Well, I had to listen to Pierre McGuire, a NJ native, show his undevoted love towards Canada that even made me sick at times.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
hawks61
maybe you know: wtf is with mcguire’s love of canada? does he have canadian parents, or is it just some weird fetish that he developed growing up in the toxic sludge of NJ?
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
Love to give you an answer
But I don’t know but it has to stop soon. It’s painful. He should realize that Canadian hate him more than Americans do and that’s strong coming from Canadians that don’t hate anybody (Quebec not included).
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
Ok, if Canadians hate him
he should take a hint and shut the fuck up
by Katherine215 on Feb 21, 2010 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
It’s a shame. The guy actually knows a lot about hockey … he just can’t do any kind of announcing or colour.
www.mjt.org
he isn’t bad on Team 990.
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
I can't stand his nasally arrogant voice
Nails on a chalkboard for me
by Katherine215 on Feb 21, 2010 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
you haven't heard him on Team 990
his hockey knowledge almost overpowers that voice, and there’s rarely a hint of homer-ism come through. unless he’s talking about canada, but that only started a few weeks ago. the guy definitely knows hockey, and more importantly, he knows prospects surprisingly well.
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
I can't comment as I haven't heard him on Team 990
but he just annoys me. He feels the need to comment on things that don’t need commenting on. And his voice is awful for me.
by Katherine215 on Feb 21, 2010 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
Here's who I want reaction from
in no particular order:
Don Cherry
Pierre McGuire
Everyone registered at PPP
Herb Brooks (seance done by Cris Collinsworth)
That actually sounds like a great idea
we should all go over to PPP and crash their baby shower.
There’s nothing more American than rubbing someone’s nose in it.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
They need democracy!!!
Poor enslaved Canadian bastards!
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
While we're at it
Let’s make all the Tim Hortons Krispy Kremes.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
save the sour cream doughnut!
or donut. whatever.
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
As much of a Canadian icon as it is, it’s not a whole lot different than Dunkin’ … it’s really not good coffee … it’s more the mystique and oddball patriotism locked up inside the brand that makes it hallowed up here.
www.mjt.org
dude, the donuts are far superior to Dunkin'
and I say that as an amateur donut connoisseur. I will take Dunkin’ coffee over Timmy Ho’s anyday, though.
but but but
it’s a coffee all all your own!
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
I've never had Tim Hortons
But I’m pretty sure it’s better than Krispy Kreme. That shit is too sweet.
Tremendously tremendous!
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Feb 21, 2010 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
Instant Cavities
But they’re so good when they’re warm.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
Come to think of it
neither have I… I really feel like trying it out now, there’s one by Bryant Park…
i’ve gotten plenty of pierre mcguire reaction. he just sounds stunned, like when the red wings lost that nhl on nbc game a few sundays ago to the hawks, or after game 7 last spring. like he can’t believe what he just saw, and is starting to doubt his own manhood.
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
His manhood has always been in doubt.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Feb 21, 2010 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
NO
And never. Don’t do it
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
Seriously.
Watching it as an adult has ruined all my childhood memories of those movies.
Tremendously tremendous!
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Feb 21, 2010 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
Did Iceland even field a team this year?
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by Good Robot Us's on Feb 21, 2010 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
i like how the fat worthless goalie who couldn’t skate became a defenseman. That made a lot of sense.
They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em!
by ZootSuitZombie on Feb 22, 2010 1:47 AM CST up reply actions
Of course not.
You’d feel bad if you beat someone who wasn’t as skilled as your team.
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
We would, that’s what it was, exactly, ya.
I never knew I could type and cry at the same time.
www.mjt.org
so you can teach an old dog new tricks! well, what do you know?
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
On MSNBC
They’re already discussing not using NHLers in future Olympics.
Didn’t our juniors just kick your asses too?? WTF Canada, gonna throw your pee wees out there?
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
I’d like the non-NHLers to compete, I think it’s be better myself. But as to the junior game, take a look at all the Canadian age-eligible players who didn’t play on that squad …
www.mjt.org
I'm not going to appease you
and discuss the ligitamacy of your argument
I’m gonna bask for a while longer…
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
Sad but true.
Canada did better in those tournaments when Petr Nedved and Joe Juneau were our best players.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
I was talking about the Olympics,
but the Jrs. we are still the best as we’ve been to 9 straight GOLD medal games in that tournament. That in itself is amazing.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
What. A. Gaaaaame.
So many things to say about that game. I’ll say only one thing because I don’t feel like typing that much…but, that was probably the best EN goal I have ever seen. I’ll only compliment Kesler now (never again though)
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
Interview with Bettman coming up
Sounds like a good time to visit the potty
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
Relevant only because of Kane's comments
Did anyone just see Charlie White? That was unbelievably good for ice dancing.
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
it came on after the hockey
and they had some ugly-ass music (ugly ass-music?), which drew me in.
but so what if i’ve watched a little of the pretty skating. i like watching their control on their skates.
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
ugly-ass was right
It’s an original dance tonight, which I think means they have to do something ethnic or something.
by Katherine215 on Feb 21, 2010 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
So we have learned
Rafalski is polish for Coffey
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Feb 21, 2010 9:19 PM CST reply actions
Great game.
Terrible that it wasn’t in HD at all.
Drury earned his keep
He is a winner. He wakes up in the morning and pisses excellance
Read "The Code"
by Committednativeamerican on Feb 21, 2010 9:24 PM CST reply actions
Am I the only one who gets MSNBC in HD?
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Feb 21, 2010 9:25 PM CST reply actions
MSNBC has a HD channel?
You’re one lucky bastard.
GO BLACKHAWKS
Witness to Mark Buehrle's perfect game July 23, 2009
by chisoxfan1473 on Feb 21, 2010 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
I had PMSNBC in HD here in New England
It was glorious to watch
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 21, 2010 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
AT&T U-Verse
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 21, 2010 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
Holy Fucking Wow
I feel sorry for all the non hockey fans in this world. Incredible game. I cannot believe Kessler had me jumping for joy, your still a pussy.
Ryan Miller, thank you. Awesome.
I am not one to gloat, but suck taint Pierre, how is that American defense now?
"All very successful commanders are prima donnas and must be so treated." George S. Patton
by Hawkswordofdeath on Feb 21, 2010 9:26 PM CST reply actions
I nominate this as the official Ryan Miller theme song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4
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by Good Robot Us's on Feb 21, 2010 9:27 PM CST reply actions
Good night my neighbours
It’s time for me to cry myself to sleep.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau on being the first Canadian to win on home soil.
GOLD MEDAL#4: Montgomery in Skeleton.
Tears on my pillow
pain in my heart, caused by U, U, U-S-A
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
Not hockey related but...
I don’t think I could ever get tired of watching American gold medal ceremonies.
Give it a week
it just might be hockey related, but tonight WHO CARES if we even medal?!
This was as good as any gold medal game
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
Shh! I didn't want to jinx it by saying that
but it was an amazing game.
by Katherine215 on Feb 21, 2010 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
A-Fucking-Men to that!
Here’s to hoping
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 21, 2010 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
I love celebrating a great victory
with my internet non-friend friends.
High fives all around
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Who better to celebrate with
than internet non-friend friends?
High five!
by Katherine215 on Feb 21, 2010 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
Hey, I did introduce my kids to an a-ok Canadian yesterday in Chitown
I took them to a Bobby Hull signing.
OK, he was a three-time wife-beating, shotgun threatening, WHL traitor, Brett Hull spawning, possible bigot (Hitler had the right idea quote) – but he was a great hockey player. That automatically makes him a good Canadian, right?
Actually, for someone who had some issues in his private life, the guy has always been one of the most generous ambassadors of the sport and is especially great with kids. We had a very cool, unique experience yesterday meeting him. I think I may write a fanpost later this week.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
That’s really cool. I’m glad it was a good experience. I’ve always been afraid Hull would eat small children.
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
There were about 1,000 people there
for what was supposed to be a 2 hour signing. After waiting 4-1/2 and still not even close, we finally had to leave. Hull saw that we were leaving and called us over. He offered to sign all of our stuff, but I told him I didn’t want to piss off the 500 people still waiting (it was getting rowdy). So he had them bring my youngest behind the ropes and sit with him for a few minutes. My kid cracked him up and Hull and everyone around were laughing. He actually took my folder of photographs and said he’d sign them and send them to me in a week. I put in a special request for everyone at SCH, so I’m waiting anxiously.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
That sounds incredibly generous. Your kids must be unbelievably cute.
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
Just one
the other three got my looks ;)
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
Four? Wow.
Aren’t parents supposed to say all their kids are cute?
by Katherine215 on Feb 21, 2010 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
C'mon, even my 3 yr old knows not to take me seriously!
Of course they’re all cute – until you get to know them.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
I wasn't
but I’m making a screen shot of this so your non-cute children need lots of expensive therapy
by Katherine215 on Feb 21, 2010 11:32 PM CST up reply actions
they could then all argue
over who is the cute one
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 11:39 PM CST up reply actions
That is awesome.
Tremendously tremendous!
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Feb 21, 2010 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
If Canada beats Germany (ha, if!)
They’ve got a date with Ovie and the gang, who I hope will stop them cold.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Feb 21, 2010 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
I will be really nervous in a rematch game
As an American fan, I’d have to want to see someone else knock them off before they get to us again.
Recap of the PP game day thread
If you’ve got a half hour to kill, go read it, it’s great. Actually reading it just made me like the Canadians more, they handled the loss way better than I would have in their shoes, and since about half of their regulars are Americans the blog was only about 65% in favor of Canada so things didn’t get out of hand.
(generalizing represenatative comments) they think that Canada wins that game by about 99-1 if a) Miller isn’t super-Miller and b) Brodeur isn’t Huet. Some want Luongo to replace him, but most don’t like either. Then they just get suicidal about their goaltending situation. That and apparently everyone hates the Sharks players for Canada and Kesel for any team.
I went over and read the thread earlier too
loved the mass suicide comments and someone made quite the “spit beer thru your nose/that was so wrong” comment about WAC. I really enjoyed the “but it’s our sport, we don’t have anything else” comments.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 11:18 PM CST reply actions
reply fail to Scott13
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 21, 2010 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
That was posted by a SLGTer
And I’m glad I wasn’t taking a drink when I read that, because I cracked up for a good minute after reading it.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Feb 21, 2010 11:49 PM CST up reply actions
It was a necrophilia joke
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Feb 22, 2010 12:13 AM CST up reply actions
WAC = Wrap Around Curl
She wrote the Kyle Beach fanpost here last week. She’s with the in crowd ;)
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 22, 2010 7:33 AM CST up reply actions
Sounds more like you were watching
Sweden vs Italy
All you need on that knäckebröd is a little butter and some Swedish cheese.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 22, 2010 7:57 AM CST up reply actions
With apologies
to our Canadian friends, and admitting that this is a bit over the top, still, this is too funny not to share:
Meanwhile, a friend of mine just came up with this new version of the Canadian national anthem.
No, Canada
Bow down to Uncle Sam
We’ll take the gold
You laid down like a lamb
With frying pans you tended goal
We scored on you at will
From far and wide, Oh Canada
We’re scoring on you still.
God keep your nets
Wide open and emp-ty
O Canada
We scored five goals on thee
O Canada
U.S. with gold you’ll see!
by Scott13 on Feb 22, 2010 12:20 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
Classic
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 22, 2010 7:59 AM CST up reply actions
6.
5 will tie us, and we hold the next tie breaker.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Feb 22, 2010 12:30 AM CST up reply actions
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