Where the Blackhawks live

I posted this as a reply to a fanpost from someone asking where the players lived.  The original fanpost was deleted.  However, since we lack interesting hockey today I'm reposting it. 

Feel free to post your own theories or make up goalie trade rumors.

Toews lives in an Uptown studio apartment.  He feels it keeps him humble, and as the serious captain, he wants to deprive himself of any and all frivolities.

Kane lives with his mom in a south side bungalow.  He’s still grounded over his behavior from his last trip to Vancouver.

Sharpie lives in Lake Point Tower with a lake-view condo.  He had it customized with a special chute to drop the dead hookers straight to the dumpster.

Hossa is currently living in a hotel room, as he’s just not used to looking for a permanent place to live.

Kopecky lives in Hossa’s closet.

Burish doesn’t actually have a place of his own.  He just sleeps with whatever woman he goes home with at night.

VERSTEEG! has an apartment in Lakeview.  He thinks it is so fabulous that all the other guys there dress just like him!

Eager lives in LaBagh Woods.  He can sometimes be seen there on off days feasting on a fresh kill.

Madden is currently couch-surfing, as Mrs. Madden won’t let him through the front door.

Buff lives in the Carson’s on Wells.  He has a booth where he eats, sleeps, and… eats.  They have been giving him his ribs using a long pole ever since a waitress lost a hand.

Sopel lives on Lower Wacker Drive.  He sleeps on one of the warm subway grates.

Barker lives… eh.  Who really cares?

Campbell sleeps on a cot at the Federal Reserve, where they allow him to swim in his money nightly.

Huet lives at the Art Institute so he can be around a bunch of other French things a lot of people in Chicago hate without knowing anything about.

Fraser has been living Englewood, hoping it will make him tougher.  Instead, he’s been just getting his ass kicked everyday.

Bickell lives in his 1987 Yugo.  He typically parks it at the O’Hare Oasis.

Seabrook and Keith share an Uptown studio with only one bed.  They tried sleeping separately in the last few weeks before the Olympics. 

That’s all I know.  Hope it helps!