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Killion had to take a SWING DANCE class to appease his girlfriend? How in the hell did he get permission to go to St. Louis?

"Another successful interaction with a man!" - Liz Lemon

by Sportsgal on Feb 8, 2010 10:23 PM CST reply actions  

For the record...

I’m taking a class called “Dancing for EVERY occasion”… part of which happens to be swing. And I never said I was working Friday night, just that I didn’t watch the game.

I did work tonight.. then I got drunk and listened to this and laughed my ass off… good job boys.

by Matthew Dirt on Feb 9, 2010 12:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Don't believe him...

He really wants to hedge SCH’s bets, in case Roenick goes on “Dancing With The Stars”…he doesn’t want us to be the only site to have hockey/dancing synergy.

But yeah, man…I would have given you a lesson for free.

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by Forklift14 on Feb 9, 2010 7:20 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought McClure and SemFels would've just stated that Killion was out with "an undisclosed lower body injury" or something

instead they stuffed a fold-out Latendresse photo from La Voix and Wham tickets in his pocket and threw him under the bus. I guess that’s what friends are for!

From my experience, “we should take dance lessons” was my (now) wife’s subtle way of implying “I want you to be able to perform something other than the Caddyshack gopher dance at our wedding reception”. For the record, I went once and the teacher kindly suggested that I consider private lessons…

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Feb 9, 2010 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome

it was an awesome appearance tonight boys

by punchdrunkcabbie on Feb 8, 2010 10:26 PM CST reply actions  

first seven minutes

I was trying to figure out how you guys managed to get a hold of Foley’s weed. The rest of it sounds good, though!

by gmh on Feb 8, 2010 11:51 PM CST reply actions  

I can't believe you guys spent three minutes trying to name Guillaume Latendresse.

He got a stripper pregnant and then fucking married her. His name is forever seared into my memory as the Classiest Man on Earth.

by gmh on Feb 9, 2010 12:36 AM CST reply actions  

Based on the audio

You’d assume sam was the 47 year old. I was pretty sure after the third wiz joke he was going to call fork an ice cream eating motherfucker.

They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em!

by ZootSuitZombie on Feb 9, 2010 3:33 AM CST reply actions  

Wham?

2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom

by Trixietrx on Feb 9, 2010 3:51 AM CST reply actions  

So you not wish to be awaken before I go-go?

I was just trying to think of musical second bananas…the other guy from Wham! is on a par with Art Garfunkel…although Art’s doucheyness is in a class all by itself.

HOCKEENIGHT.COM...home of FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS and the HOCKEENIGHT PUCKCAST!!!

by Forklift14 on Feb 9, 2010 8:33 AM CST up reply actions  

WHAM =

White Homosexuals Attempting Music

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Feb 9, 2010 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Has SCH thought about doing their own podcasts?

Seems like that’d be enjoyable as well.

In the podcast, Sam used my Tom Waddle “dock the boat” quote, which proves that while he leaves minimal comments of his own, he occasionally reads the drivel of us peons.

"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."

by hackerar on Feb 9, 2010 12:44 PM CST reply actions  

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