By-Tor And The Snow Dog: Stars @ Hawks 2nd Period Thread
by McClure on Feb 9, 2010 8:32 PM CST
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I fucking hate Mike Ribeiro.
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NO FAT CHICKS
When I die, I'd like to go peacefully, like my grandpa. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.
Totally off topic
but I absolutely love your signature.
Evil will always triumph against good, because good is dumb.
Thank you
Stolen from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
When I die, I'd like to go peacefully, like my grandpa. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.
by Playoff Beard on Feb 9, 2010 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
... but she's so lonely.
P.S. SLUMPBUSTERRRRRR!! WOOHOO SCORE GOALS!!!
Alright, I’ll stop.
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Curse you
Curse you to hades.
When I die, I'd like to go peacefully, like my grandpa. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.
by Playoff Beard on Feb 9, 2010 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
Heh.
This pic reminds of that Seinfeld when George had to be a whale biologist.
When I die, I'd like to go peacefully, like my grandpa. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.
by Playoff Beard on Feb 9, 2010 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously
I’m lucky my computer loads this site without all these damn pics. Can we stop or at least put them in a fanpost?
You have a couple options:
1. Get over it.
2. Click the bold line above the post (commonly referred to as the “subject”).
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I gave you a legitimate suggestion, and already said that I was done posting them.
Now I strongly suggest you take suggestion #1 as well.
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Also, I'm here for hockey, too. And I've been here for hockey since I joined this blog.
However, if you haven’t noticed, when people want to ruin that, I will match their bullshit tenfold. Sure, maybe it’s not the greatest strategy, and Trixie is probably right (Note to self: When Trixie lets you know you’re being an asshole, you’re being an asshole), but fuck it. Asking some of these dolts to tone it down is like asking a teabagger to have a rational thought—it won’t ever happen.
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So it's ok for you to act like an ass
because you don’t like others doing it? I’ve heard you used to contribute good things but I haven’t seen it since I’ve been here. I’ve a right to be annoyed with stupidity just like you do.
That "giving you a couple options" post was me being nice.
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Actually
Katherine, he’s right. For him, that was nice. No sarcasm or names called. You’re good.
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There was a little bit of sarcasm, to be sure, but it was hardly biting.
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Sorry but I haven't seen nice to know it yet.
And there was definite sarcasm which seemed unwarranted to me.
Oh, come on. We were joking around the other night.
Remember the innuendos?
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I didn't call you an asshole
You were called a dick. I know why you were being a dick.
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Awesome!
That is awesome by Trevor Daly!
Come on children. Let's all go find us some nice white women to go make love to.
Yeah that was sweet
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
everytime you say something, the opposite happens
you hate Mike Ribeiro.
kid gets hit with glass, guy gives him the stick.
Please just say you love detroit once, it’ll be epic
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Screw the Stanley Cup
We don’t need a tin foil trophy.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
Respect to Trevor
Screw the rest of ’em.
Are you asking a question or is that some sort of incredibly awkwardly phrased question?
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I meant statement.
You know what the fuck I meant. I can’t even make fun of you guys anymore. I’m outta here.
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get it together
"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper
It's February?
Come on children. Let's all go find us some nice white women to go make love to.
by Rage and Grace on Feb 9, 2010 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
b/c its winter?
"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper
man its gonna suck when i have to go shovel the snow
look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!
what the hell is that what ever it is it sounds expensive.
look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!
I'll jus wait for spring
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
by ccm on Feb 9, 2010 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
or you could just
drive back and forh in your driveway a thousand times
you’ll be able to pull in your garage AND play hockey on your driveway
"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper
Q finally came to his senses.
Brouwer on the second line now instead of Kopecky.
Just send him to Vancouver early
When I die, I'd like to go peacefully, like my grandpa. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.
by Playoff Beard on Feb 9, 2010 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
He may have gotten a visit from the Dept. of Corrections
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 9, 2010 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
this is getting ridiculous
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Feb 9, 2010 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
You bet
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 9, 2010 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
This was better
when we had less than 200 comments in a game thread. It takes longer than a Sopel footrace to reload the page now.
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Versteeg with a pretty move there.
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PP time!
Can we end this 0-for-19 slump?
"Negative energy is better than no energy at all"- "Iron" Mike Keenan
Maybe we need...
a SLUMPBOSTER!!!!!!!!!!!
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by mjthor on Feb 9, 2010 8:45 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Only if we take the clown shoes off.
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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Feb 9, 2010 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
PP Time
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 9, 2010 8:45 PM CST reply actions
BTW, I got an email from the NHL & NBC today
they’re going to stream every hockey game on their website
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So this means
I don’t have to get cable AND DirecTV to see the Versus games for the playoffs now?
Evil will always triumph against good, because good is dumb.
Hat for kane
c’mon!
Come on children. Let's all go find us some nice white women to go make love to.
5-3??
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 9, 2010 8:46 PM CST reply actions
he swings the stick like a baseball bat
and it’s not a penalty…..sure
Come on children. Let's all go find us some nice white women to go make love to.
Lets see if the PP can do something
for once
When I die, I'd like to go peacefully, like my grandpa. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.
I hate that penalty anyways, especially in a situation like that
when you bat it like that
holy shit dude
I forgot about that game. I used to LOVE that game.
Come on children. Let's all go find us some nice white women to go make love to.
by Rage and Grace on Feb 9, 2010 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
How about Carlton, in honor of Alfonso.
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
by DetroitSucks! on Feb 9, 2010 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
You just have to say it the same way.
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u should see
the first period thread
"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper
That's a cool mask
Perhaps trying to channel the greats of days past for the playoffs?
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Miller's Olympic Headgear
Did you gt a load of that on PuckDaddy? One of the only thing PuckDaddys ever posted that I actually liked.
Evil will always triumph against good, because good is dumb.
Jesus
These turnovers in front of the net are giving me heartburn
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somebody called
Uncle Sam on it “a Mark McGwire version”
"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper
GOD DAMN BUFF
Tremendously tremendous!
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Feb 9, 2010 9:04 PM CST reply actions
there should be a period in between "DAMN" and "BUFF"
totally changes the meaning.
Tremendously tremendous!
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Feb 9, 2010 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
I guess Byfuglien has never learned to raise the puck.
"Negative energy is better than no energy at all"- "Iron" Mike Keenan
kopecky
How bad does the Czech hockey team have to be to take Kopecky on it? Wonder if they’ll win a game?
Its Slovakia
and they have that Horsa guy
When I die, I'd like to go peacefully, like my grandpa. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.
by Playoff Beard on Feb 9, 2010 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
There's two Horsas
Hopefully there’s only one Kopecky
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Two Horsas are too much
When I die, I'd like to go peacefully, like my grandpa. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.
by Playoff Beard on Feb 9, 2010 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
How did we not score
in that period? That was the best I’ve seen from the Hawks in a while (except for a couple of coughups and pinching too deep)
Because we'd rather be the masters of the puck possession
Than rather shoot. Ever. Cycle the puck forever but never get a quality scoring chance.
"Negative energy is better than no energy at all"- "Iron" Mike Keenan
Yeah
every time they say it was a “great shift” I was always think, you know a better shift, is one where we, you know, score?
Shooooooot!
I’ll take 2 shots with a guy in front of the goalie to that cycle crap every time.
Dwight Howard, he's a beast
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by DetroitSucks! on Feb 9, 2010 9:09 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Joakim Noah is pretty sick, too.
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When his planter isn't being facist.
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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Feb 9, 2010 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
I see what you did there.
When I die, I'd like to go peacefully, like my grandpa. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.
by Playoff Beard on Feb 9, 2010 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
Actually, no. Not by any standard. Not even by Joe McCarthy's standards.
But I know you were just being facetious.
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I can't believe he's out with plantar fasciitis.
I run 50 miles a week with plantar fasciitis. What a pussy.
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Sweet Jesus.
I don’t think I’ve ran 50 miles total in the past 5 years.
Tremendously tremendous!
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Feb 9, 2010 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
That's because you're awesome.
When I die, I'd like to go peacefully, like my grandpa. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.
by Playoff Beard on Feb 9, 2010 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
No, it's because this is awesome:
I guess I’m pretty awesome too.
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No Eddie
Just put the puck about a foot off the ice, even a beer leaguer could’ve scored there.
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I thought he did try
but the puck wasn’t very settled.
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I'm usually not too critical on these types if things
the NHl is a tough enough of a league. But Buff should’ve scored there without any trouble as the puck was sitting just right for him.
"Negative energy is better than no energy at all"- "Iron" Mike Keenan
Yeah, you would have scored against Turco. Eddie only had a few hundred goals in NHL.
Tough play for Buff. Turco guessed right.
"All questions must be submitted in writing"
Turco guessed right?
By laying flat on his stomach? A weak attempt of a save followed by an even weaker attempt of a shot.
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Quick and sloppy, baby.
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by mjthor on Feb 9, 2010 9:11 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Still good though.
Come on children. Let's all go find us some nice white women to go make love to.
by Rage and Grace on Feb 9, 2010 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
Don't call it a beer post.
But as an FYI, Trader Joe’s has 4-packs of Old Rasputin for $7.49, a value which is only rivaled by thievery.
Here’s a little picture:
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I could get a 12 pack of High Life for that price.
And get 3x as drunk.
Tremendously tremendous!
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Feb 9, 2010 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
Except for the fact that one Old Rasputin has about 3x as much alcohol as a High Life, and doesn't taste like cardboard water.
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Either way, I live in the boonies and we don't have Trader Joes out here.
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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Feb 9, 2010 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
Okay, I lied. High Life is actually 4.7% ABV, so OR is about twice as much (9%)
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That's where to find it!
My buddies have been telling me if I like Sierra then Rasputin will blow my mind.
Come on children. Let's all go find us some nice white women to go make love to.
by Rage and Grace on Feb 9, 2010 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
Well, you can get it at Binny's too, but it's actually a dollar cheaper at Trader Joe's.
Sierra Nevada (I’m assuming you mean their flagship pale ale) is a completely different style of beer than Old Rasputin…
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of the Russian Imperial variety
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Looks a bit too heavy for me.
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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Feb 9, 2010 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
It'll put some hair on your balls.
Chest? Back?
Or, if we’re going by the name of the beer, your face.
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I already have a full-on Rasputin beard going.
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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Feb 9, 2010 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
I picked up a bunch of Slasky's (?)
when we were in St. Louis. Haven’t tried it yet. Tummy still hurting from the fucking craptastic Budweiser.
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I will go so far
as to say I’d rather be sober than drink Budweiser
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
If you take the brewery tour in STL
at the end all you want to drink is free.
Shit, should have told you guys that like 5 days ago.
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Yeah, well,
I thought a couple wouldn’t hurt since I’d been drinking Smithwick’s all night. I was wrong and couldn’t even get through the 2nd one.
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If you mean Shlafly's
You’ve bought yourself a good beer. That’s how I survived college once I realized cheaper was not always better
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
- Gordie Howe
My nickname in college was Rasputin
And I approve of this beer. It’s so strong, it could raise a man from the dead.
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
Horse Chit Casino
is what they SHOULD call it. Tired of all those commercials making it look like a great place. I stopped going when they tried to charge $20 for a plastic glass of crap champaign on New Year’s Eve
I wish Soupy's poker tourney wasn' $240.
It’s $125 for the poker
but you gotta buy a $125 admission ticket.
LAME
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Not to be a dick...
(which means I will be), but wouldn’t that be $250? Or am I using the wrong math?!?
Evil will always triumph against good, because good is dumb.
by yelovetter on Feb 9, 2010 9:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Umm..
I know that’s expensive and all.. but it’s for charity.
by Matthew Dirt on Feb 10, 2010 1:13 AM CST up reply actions
Poker
Yeah. 50% rake is a bit tough. Cheaper just to send $50 to charity.
yeah but you can win a jersey off a Hawk's back
if it was $125 I’d be there in a heartbeat.
But I dont drink when I play cards, and I cant eat buffetts, so the other $115 is a waste
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More pucks at the net?
You don’t say.
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