King Ain't Satisfied Til He Rules Everything: Kings @ Blackhawks - Preview, Game Thread, Murder Mystery
Los Angeles Kings at Chicago Blackhawks, Mar 10, 2010 7:30 PM CST
Game Time: 7:30 Central
TV/Radio: CSN/WGN
Still Missing the Purple and Gold: Jewels From The Crown, Battle of California
In our first podcast, for some reason (read: alcohol) I mentioned that no one on the Kings roster really scared me. Look no further than that for proof that I'm an idiot. Anze Kopitar might not be in the race for the scoring title like he was at the start of the year but he's still a monster. If you weren't in love with Drew Doughty before the Olympics, chances you are now. The Kings are a sneaky good team that will certainly be a candidate for an upset in the first round of the playoffs - unless of course they end up catching the Coyotes and grabbing the 4th spot.
This isn't really a team you want to see when you have the question mark that currently is the Blackhawks goalie. Antti Niemi will get the start and he did have some success against the Kings the only time he faced them.. of course that was last year when the Kings were a pretty different team. The Kings are coming off a dismantling of the Blue Jackets on Monday where their power play scored on half the opportunities they were given and their defense held the BJs to just 11 shots, not even the Hawks at their best came close to that so far this season.
If we see the sloppy Hawks defensive play continue into this game, the Kings aren't a team that will miss many of their chances. While only a few of their players will really stand out, none are really a glaring weakness. Jonathan Quick may only be 2-4-0 against the Hawks in his career so far but he's posting an impressive .916 SV% against the boys in red.
Not exactly what you want to see for a team that's facing some adversity lately, is it? As I mentioned in the post below though, the Hawks will be getting some very welcomed energy from the return of Adam Burish tonight. It's no surprise that he's already running his mouth about getting out there and hitting people - and it's of less surprise that we're glad to hear it. The Kings do have a goon in Raitis Ivanans who could likely send Burish back on the IR if they chose to drop the gloves so Burish should keep his head up if the Kings choose to dress this neanderthal... but he hasn't played since the second of this month so who knows if he'll skate today. Wayne Simmonds is the Kings next leading player and while he probably could still mop the floor with Burish, they're at least in the same weight class.
As usual, Sam and his cronies will be outside the UC selling the Committed Indian before the game and you have no excuses not to buy one. If you're not going to the game - check out the links on the left where you can buy an electronic copy for today's issues.
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i'll just be happy to see burish......
and try not to worry about the goalie situation
ZING!
perfect way to start off the comments
by Cristobal the Cat on Mar 10, 2010 6:19 PM CST up reply actions
Adding Doughty and Johnson..
..the the defensive corps of Zhitnik, Sydor, McSorley and Duchesne makes them a pretty scary group
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 3:13 PM CST reply actions
yep, all of ’em. I know…these guys are deep! (Simmer might be out tonight though, due to flu-like symptoms)
Though I foresee cap problems next season if they intend to keep that lineup together
by EamusCatuli23 on Mar 10, 2010 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
King me Bob...
"Blocked by the shaft of a diving Brent Seabrook."
-the bad play by play guy from the rodeo channel
by oneminuteremainingintheperiodoneminute on Mar 10, 2010 3:34 PM CST reply actions
ring a ding dong
Hi ho the dairy-o what’s the scenario
by Hi, I'm Bob LeDonne on Mar 10, 2010 4:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Or the alternative version
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 10, 2010 5:23 PM CST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrhHH3_t218
tremendously tremendous
by Crease Monkey on Mar 10, 2010 6:12 PM CST up reply actions
Burish
The timing for Burish probably couldn’t be better, but a 4th liner can’t be expected to give you that much of a boost in the long run.
Who sits tonight?
"Blocked by the shaft of a diving Brent Seabrook."
-the bad play by play guy from the rodeo channel
by oneminuteremainingintheperiodoneminute on Mar 10, 2010 3:36 PM CST reply actions
Plaease make it Kopecky!
A guy like Burish – even as a minimal TOI 4th liner – can make a difference in a team’s energy level, and focus, and comraderie.
And really, it isn’t that the Hawks lack talent that they’re stumbled lately – it is focus and consistently appled effort that has hobbled them
My thoughts exactly
It just seems like they need someone to push them a little and give the bench some more energy and Burish is just what the doctor ordered.
Think its gonna be...
Eager-Kopecky-Burish
"Blocked by the shaft of a diving Brent Seabrook."
-the bad play by play guy from the rodeo channel
by oneminuteremainingintheperiodoneminute on Mar 10, 2010 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
Hopefully
He can stop the hawks from having the 2nd period collapse by keeping them loose.
Drink it up!
I think I agree, but he seems to have played his best (still not that great) recently. I’m hoping its Buff.
"Blocked by the shaft of a diving Brent Seabrook."
-the bad play by play guy from the rodeo channel
by oneminuteremainingintheperiodoneminute on Mar 10, 2010 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
It has to be Colin right?
"Whats your location Chief?"
"Well, Im on a road. Appears to be asphalt. I am directly under the Earth's sun......now."
colin's already out
but one more player needs to move. Remember, lines are:
sharp-toews-kane
hossa-bolland-brouwer
ladd-madden-versteeg
byfuglien-eager/kopecky/burish/fraser
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 10, 2010 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
probably won’t be Buff. Lord knows his give a shit efforts lately could use a kick in the pants that a scratch might provide, my guess is Q is hoping some 4th lin time will do that. Fraser is out if Kopecky isn’t.
My guess is for Burish’s first game back you might get Fraser-Burish-Eager tonight if all of them can go with how well everyone knows they mesh. Might as well take advantage of that energy boost with reuniting them while you can after that game against scum.
by runningquicklynowhere on Mar 10, 2010 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Fraser's already sitting
and one more needs to go. Likely either Eager or Kopecky. Don’t shoot me but I think Kop’s been better than Eager since the break…
by Katherine215 on Mar 10, 2010 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
My money's on Eager sitting
Are we gonna have a pool? Winner gets free skating lessons from Kopecky?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 10, 2010 5:27 PM CST up reply actions
Not sure
I think a Burish, Buff and Eager line could be good. Plus you have two big guys out with Adam to protect him if need be…
we can call them
the Instant PK Line!
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 10, 2010 6:21 PM CST up reply actions
Remember CBJ
didn’t have Nash in that game either against the Kings. I know it’s not the whole team, but he is the best player on that team..
Hockey is life! Lets go Hawks!
Hi
I’m Bob LeDonne.
by Hi, I'm Bob LeDonne on Mar 10, 2010 4:43 PM CST via mobile reply actions 5 recs
Thank you.
"Blocked by the shaft of a diving Brent Seabrook."
-the bad play by play guy from the rodeo channel
by oneminuteremainingintheperiodoneminute on Mar 10, 2010 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
I can't argue with that.
does that meanthe AA meeting is starting now?
If so, that’s my cue to head to the bar.
Out of curiousity
in what area do you live krome?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 10, 2010 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
middle of DuPage
north wheaton/glen ellyn
by krome on Mar 10, 2010 5:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ahh
for some reason I thought you were in the Naperville area. I have a couple of rental properties in Lombard. I lived there for a couple of years during my “transition” from growing up in Chicago to moving further out west.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 10, 2010 6:22 PM CST up reply actions
Lombard has some interesting demographic shifts going on now
but I always sorta liked it (like Glen Ellyn / Wheaton better though). The north end of Naperville isn’t very far from me (the south end is, Naperville got really big in the last 30 years)
by krome on Mar 10, 2010 7:07 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I grew up in Lombard...
So sad they killed the Dupage Theater… the downtown died when they opened Yorktown.
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
They dont serve drinks at those things anymore?
WTF
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 7:03 PM CST up reply actions
weird, ain't it
it’s the one thing the whole crowd has in common
by krome on Mar 10, 2010 7:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Keep pushin till its understood
5pm boys. Go Hawks.
"Blocked by the shaft of a diving Brent Seabrook."
-the bad play by play guy from the rodeo channel
by oneminuteremainingintheperiodoneminute on Mar 10, 2010 4:59 PM CST reply actions
Committed Indian
What entrance outside the UC do you guys sell the committed indian?
a whole bunch of 'em
Sam’s outside Gate 3.. there’s another outside Gate 1. Others at Madison and Wood, Madison and Damen, Damen and Monroe… Just look for someone with a backpack holding up a paper… that’s usually them.
Just beware of the Streetwise guys....
Although the Indian sellers are a lot less aggressive…. although the smell of booze is about the same.
Stonger urine stench though
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
Off topic, but this is something that has to be adressed.
How in the world, on the same day nonetheless, does the NHL talk about making amendments to change the rules on hitting to the head and making the penalties more severe give Matt Cooke, and his cheap shot, a slap on the wrist and award him NO SUSPENSION at all?
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.
by hawks61 on Mar 10, 2010 6:14 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Regarding heads shots, the NHL is a joke
and Matt Cooke… no need to elaborate. What a turd.
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
The Return of the Niemisis
Is this the answer to the end of heartache or is this just prolonging of the enevitable that both of these netminders still suffer from confidence issues? Can Niemi finally nail down this position so this topic of discussion can be laid to rest or will it be another result that just adds fuel to the fire? Well Niemisis hope you can extinguish the fires and have your guns fully loaded.
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.
Beer of the Game:
Picked up a growler full of Carlyle (Rockford’s BrewPub) Perennial Ale. Its an American attempt at making a British Bitter, tons of Fuggles Hops, a locally grown Chamomile adds to it.
Basically a spring version of a British Bitter
I love that place...
Hope to go there after seeing one of my daughter’s softball games…
How much are their growlers?
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
SUBPLOT
Do the Hawks take any periods off tonight? Notably, this is not a problem for some people (see, e.g., Peppers, J.). But it certainly is for Our Boys, at least recently. (A case could be made that this is a long-term problem, however. And that is Not Fucking Good.)
If this happens, who does Q kill first?
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 10, 2010 6:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions
The Hawks used to be strongest
in the second period… WTF?
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
I've seen that...
Don’t wanna see it no more…
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
Just a Head's Up
Lines:
Smyth-Kopitar-Brown
Frolov-Stoll-Richardson
Modin-Handzus-Simmonds (watch him, #17)
Ivanans-Halpern-Clune
Scuderi-Doughty
Johnson-O’Donnell
Jones-Greene
Quick
Frolov (#24) is riding a bit of a hot streak and had 4 points against Columbus in the last game. Go Kings.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
Kopecky is the third scratch, btw
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
I guess I lost the pool, but you got your PK line
Enjoy the game all. I’m gonna check out Chelios’s bar and celebrate him finally breaking into the bigs!
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 10, 2010 7:27 PM CST up reply actions
In other news:
The Anthem had better be rocking tonight, in light of that douchebag Michigander’s (yes: it’s redundant) idiocy. Sam’s takedown of that clown was straight down the middle.
(Comment made knowing full well that 95% of UC has no idea what was said. Which is for the better.)
Late news: Harvey at the mike on the PA tonight. Gene Honda and his Throat of Destiny are out of action. Menthols, Gene. Menthols.
Also, Harvey sez that one Tomas Kopecky shall take his place on the dressing room La-Z-Boy. BURISH IS GO!
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 10, 2010 7:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Blackhawks Goal Scored by Savard
Assisted by Larmer and Wilson.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
Yep
"Blocked by the shaft of a diving Brent Seabrook."
-the bad play by play guy from the rodeo channel
by oneminuteremainingintheperiodoneminute on Mar 10, 2010 8:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Drunk
Posting on the dead thread but I still managed to get over here before the puck dropped.. I’m so happy Burish is back. He will make a large energy difference. More rum.
"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"
Wow was goaltending awful in the 80's
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 7:37 PM CST reply actions
No call on that?
Are we being jobbed by the Zebras?
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
wtf was seabrook watching on that 2 on 1
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 7:44 PM CST reply actions
SSSSSHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"
wastes no tiem does he ?
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 7:45 PM CST reply actions
Sharpie!!
Burish making an immediate impact. Heh.
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
He's 2/3s toward the gordie Howe hat trick
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
He's gunning for the fastest Gordie Howe hat trick in history
isn’t he?
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
Burish is hyper lol
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
See what happens if you teach a Badger how to skate?
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
Awesome, Burish
Welcome the FUCK back, dood.
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 10, 2010 7:48 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
jiminy, the Hawks are pumped tonight.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 7:53 PM CST reply actions
Dear Santa, bring me 60 solid minutes...
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
Some thick beef behind Terry Murray there
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 7:55 PM CST reply actions
Do they have that "learn to play" program for adults, too?
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
I'd have to relearn how to skate, first
Been a long time since I was able to skate without falling down every couple of minutes.
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Its worked for Kopecky and Versteeg
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
they don’t teach helmet straps there?
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
If you find the right place nobody cares
Everyone is just happy to be playing
Look for “Adult Clinic”
"All questions must be submitted in writing"
Hjam's gonna get shanked
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 7:59 PM CST reply actions
That
was one fuck of a hit
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 7:59 PM CST reply actions
TOFTBO MEATBALL ETC.
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 10, 2010 8:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Simmonds is being a little bitch after getting nailed by the Hjammer
and I usually like the way he plays
MMMMMMM Binnys.....
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 8:02 PM CST reply actions
the kings just did the one thing they could do
to kill the penalty. LOL.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 10, 2010 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
30 seconds
if the clown shoes remain on
by Katherine215 on Mar 10, 2010 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
any sec now
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
If you get a 5 on 3 and don't score
you usually lose
by Katherine215 on Mar 10, 2010 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
A lot of antimosity
Is there a recent history between these two teams I’m missing? Or is this all in honor of Burish’s return?
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
Kaner
ya gotta bury that
..."He's good."
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Mar 10, 2010 8:05 PM CST reply actions
They get too damn fancy
then they try to shoot THROUGH dmen and goalies
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 8:05 PM CST reply actions
Clown shoes & No - Calls
It’s going to be a long night
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
Well, as for that PP
I know what I hate. And I didn’t hate that.
We have as many shots as the BJs, with 53 minutes left. Also.
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 10, 2010 8:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions
a shot and a bj, what ?
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 8:09 PM CST up reply actions
Translation from Burishese
“A shot and a BJ” — “a part of this healthy breakfast” (together with sugarbomb cereal, toast, juice, etc.)
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 10, 2010 8:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
47 mins left
Math FAIL
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 10, 2010 8:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
We have a goalie?
I thought they just parked one of those chevys from that commercial in front of the net.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
Tommy Hawk
could probably fit the bill. And he’s big.
by Katherine215 on Mar 10, 2010 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
No, thats Gail Fischer
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
nice vertical by Simmonds
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 8:11 PM CST reply actions
Does someone want to tell me
what Eager is doing out there?
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
more than Keith and Seab
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
someone sign them up for marriage counseling
this lack of communication is getting ridiculous
by Katherine215 on Mar 10, 2010 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
Seabs is only jeluz
because Duncan Keith’s Olympic fling is in the building.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 10, 2010 8:15 PM CST up reply actions
Perhaps there's a clause in his contract
where he gets a bonus for each concussion.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
Antti!
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 8:14 PM CST reply actions
LOL
I love it!
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 8:15 PM CST up reply actions
I see we are starting the 2nd period horseshit early tonight
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 8:16 PM CST reply actions
They did say
they wanted to play a complete game..
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
Gilbert Goddfreid
would be my choice
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
somebody take a shotgun to that fucking bird caller.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 8:20 PM CST reply actions
Captain CaveASSS!
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
Hopefully starting the 2nd on the PK
makes them bring their defensive game with them from the dressing room
hawks are jumping
let’s see how they do in the second
The dialogue continues:
Seabs: I saw you looking at him.
Keith: Baby, I’m telling you, it’s over, it was a brief fling.
S: Is it because he’s younger than me?
K: That’s not it.
S: Than what is it? I’m tired of your lies, just be honest.
K: Face it babe, he showcases my Norris abilities better than you.
S: Oh yeah. Fine. See how well you do on your own.
(later)
K: Where the fuck did you go?
S: Didn’t like that one too much did you?
K: Hell hath no fury like a d-man scorned.
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
by Trixietrx on Mar 10, 2010 8:28 PM CST reply actions 10 recs
Seabs is gonna be real pissed
when the limo pics come out
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 8:29 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
double rec'd!
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 10, 2010 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
REC'D!
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 10, 2010 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
White zinfandel over at Bin36
maybe share a caprese salad
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
Late night reminiscing in front of the fireplace
whilst wearing their gold medals.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
I dont think they gave Seab one
and keiths has Doughty sauce on it still. Might cause an arguement
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
The end of the Bromance honeymoon.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
did he just say “scrambly”?
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 8:38 PM CST reply actions
dear blackhawks
dont play like shit in the second (or third)
by jesus christos on Mar 10, 2010 8:39 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
And which D pair was out there?
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 8:44 PM CST reply actions
fuck
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 8:45 PM CST reply actions
sigh
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Mommy, make it stop...
It’s hurting my eyes…
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
So that’s what happened to Trix
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
BS Call
But hey, we seem to have better scoring chances on the PK.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
ref couldnt see
Stoll lifting Toews leg
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
what the hell
shoving our guy into the goalie = penalty on us?
go fuck yourself ref.
angry bird is angry .
I concur.
After the Buff non-call it’s just vinegar in the wound. Go fuck yourself ref.
"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"
Who are the refs tonite...
and how good is the NHL vision plan?
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
ugh!
Typical second period bullshit
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Oh fuck this period
Can someone please invent a time machine so we can go directly to the 3rd?
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
Fuck a Duck
It must be the 2nd Period
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 10, 2010 8:50 PM CST reply actions
If anyone is interested
Kill Bill Pts 1 & 2 are on IFC
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
what the fuck is wrong with this team in the second
did a crazy cult person place a curse on the hawks?
Anyone else hear calliope music ?
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 8:51 PM CST reply actions
VERSTEEG!
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 10, 2010 8:51 PM CST reply actions
Versteeg!
Thank you.
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
SSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"
Steeg!!!
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by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 8:52 PM CST reply actions
Now take this period back assholes
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 8:52 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
VERSTEEG!
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
Steeger?
It’s just you.. that’s only his second point since the break and the first was in the Vancouver game
and that Vancouver goal
was scored in the 1st.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 10, 2010 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
I wouldn't say
he’s earned his exclamation point back yet…
but I guess I just remembered that being a timely goal…
I think they
should eject anyone who chirps
by Esquire02 on Mar 10, 2010 8:53 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
AMEN!
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by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
Especially when they dont know when the fuck to do it
by EamusCatuli23 on Mar 10, 2010 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
Why do people do it?
I’ve never known the reason behind it
by Katherine215 on Mar 10, 2010 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
oh, because there isn't enough booing at the UC
thanks, I always wondered.
by Katherine215 on Mar 10, 2010 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
Something
has awoken the monster from it’s (2nd period) winter’s slumber.
"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"
I Luuuu...
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by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 8:55 PM CST reply actions
No its a cardigan
but thanks for noticing
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
When I was a bartender...
I always felt a little bad about charging for one.
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by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
Wait..
There was a price difference if someone ordered a Rum & Coke or if someone ordered a Cuba Libre?
I learn so many wonderful things here,,,
Mostly about drinking
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
not at the bars I worked at
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by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
I fondly remember
my bartending days and how similar a rum and coke in a coffee cup looks to a black coffee. Hold the lime.
"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"
And
Vodka in anything can be good
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by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
Hey...
Great idea!
This is like HGTV for drinking!
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
Who gets to be Mike Holmes?
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by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
So...
falling on his arse gave it away, eh?
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
Is that SCUM bag from Fichigan Watching?
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 10, 2010 9:02 PM CST reply actions
Rob Otto
Please take note of what just happened
Rob Otto- A new ass-bag of hockey
Tremendously Tremendous!
That would be the Scum Bag I was reffering too.
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 10, 2010 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
I know
he just sucks at life. thats probably why he is living in Detroit
Rob Otto- A new ass-bag of hockey
Tremendously Tremendous!
by Mr. CheeseHead on Mar 10, 2010 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
Detroit
Is where people who suck at life go to die…
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
That's exactly why they showed it
and then Edzo and Foley went on about it. You’re just feeding that moron’s ego.
..."He's good."
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Mar 10, 2010 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
How dare all those morons clap and cheer during the salute to the troops at the United Center!? Haven’t they ever heard of patriotism? /otto
Too close to Canada
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 10, 2010 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
Too many Gingers?
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by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
It was a German beer
They were cheering for the dissolution of the EU
..."He's good."
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Mar 10, 2010 9:07 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Patriotism is very regulated
If you do not perform it a certain way it is not patriotism, but shitting on America,
So I’ve heard, from somebody from some state or Toilet
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 10, 2010 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
Alright count down... it's almost over...
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
I guess that's an improvement
We’re tied at the end of two.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
Hey Hawks only got outscored 2-1 in the 2nd
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 10, 2010 9:17 PM CST reply actions
So you're saying there's a chance...
I knew it!
..."He's good."
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Mar 10, 2010 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
Being outscored 2-1
is better than 4-0, 5-0 or whatever cluster fuck it has been the last while.
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 10, 2010 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
We still haven't outscored
anyone in the 2nd period since the return from the Olypmpics
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
is it just me...
or are the linesmen throwing out a lot of players for faceoffs?
Typical
The linesmen are calling everything and the refs see nothing.
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
So that's the difference between a Ref and a linesman!
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
I love how 'not losing' after two is a step in the right direction.
Some time in the next twenty games, this team needs to figure out how to play a full game of hockey.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 10, 2010 9:20 PM CST reply actions
How to train like a pro, brought to you by Merkts Cheese Spread
Step 1 – don’t eat anything called Cheese spread.
*Does not apply if your name is Byfuglien
why cant you just eat normal cheese.....
cheese spread sounds trashy
Rob Otto- A new ass-bag of hockey
Tremendously Tremendous!
by Mr. CheeseHead on Mar 10, 2010 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
at least it's not 5-2 right?
well i think it was just an ok period for the hawks. i bet they’ll pick it up in the third.
I’m still picturing Tonyas ass
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by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
good save by niemi
making the needed save
good play by old defenseman not named sopel
angry bird is angry .
He's writing a memo to Bowman
You must resign him. The Hawks cannot win next year without Johnsson. This is bad and must be dealt with now.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 10, 2010 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
If they pull that one off, they would have to be reclassed
from Cap Masters, skipping over Cap Gurus and going right to Cap Jedi.
All hail Darth Stan!
yeah, where DID everyone go?
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
What do they taste like?
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by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
Hard to describe the taste but
looks like this:

Kind of like a really light, fleshy but porous, tangy, um, thing. The one I’m eating is a little too ripe.. makes me feel like it’d make a really good wine though!
According to Farmville, it grows on a tree
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by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think it's related to anything common
but according to Wikipedia it’s related to something called a “bilimbi”…
Also it describes the taste:
The taste is difficult to compare, but it has been likened to a mix of papaya, orange and grapefruit all at once.
so it's kind of a citrus fruit
interesting. I learn so many random things at SCH
by Katherine215 on Mar 10, 2010 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
Tribble sperm.
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by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
Otherwise known as cement mixer,
a shot of baileys and a shot of lime juice.
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by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously, stop playing Sopel.
He’s skating in cement.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 10, 2010 9:44 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I am mostly sitting here saying “aaaarrrrgghhhh” over and over
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by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 9:44 PM CST reply actions
Oh so close...
if Burish had scored there I think the roof would have blown off.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
so close
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
I think the earthquake
effected the Hawks’ timing. They’re off by about 5/32 second.
Someone please tell Kane
if you have the option to take the shot or pass it to Sopel, please press one.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
One to shoot
Two to pass. Three for limo service.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
He probably forgot the late man was Sopel
and not another Dman
by Katherine215 on Mar 10, 2010 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
I like it, as long as we don’t have to stop when they improve…
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by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
We need to invent a playoff drink...
Call it the playoff beard…
It has to include Rum and Star fruit…
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
by Byfuglie33 on Mar 10, 2010 10:06 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Somebody should totally
do a fanpost associating every player with a drink!
by VerStig on Mar 10, 2010 10:10 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Something with Chambord in it.
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by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
Taking a shot
but completely missing your mouth Airplane! style
by ElHoju on Mar 10, 2010 10:15 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Actually..
that was already a Page 6 article in The Committed Indian.
You should totally subscribe to it
I am surprised
one of my comments had some many replies. Although I am talking with a bunch of alcoholics, myself included.
As much as I'd love to get a hard copy here in New York
I’ll settle for the online version. Thanks for the reminder!
Mine comes via email
so I would think so. It’s on the left on the homepage
by Katherine215 on Mar 10, 2010 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
WTF about interference?
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 10, 2010 10:06 PM CST reply actions
Put on the clown shoes
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Hope this is posted in time

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
by cdz3210 on Mar 10, 2010 10:10 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
What an underwhelming 3rd period
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 10, 2010 10:08 PM CST reply actions
PP Them music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HKDxP1psns
SCH's Resident Anti-Pierre McGuire Jihadist
It's appropriate
that the abbreviation for power play is PP – because the Hawks’ smell like piss.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
One point remaining, One point.
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by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 10:09 PM CST reply actions
Seabrook looked like a deer in headlights with the puck
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
If we are top 10 in the power play...
it makes me wonder just how unbearable the other teams are to watch
SHARPIEEE!!!!!
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 10, 2010 10:13 PM CST reply actions
SHARPIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPPPPPPIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"
SHARP
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by burpchelischili on Mar 10, 2010 10:13 PM CST reply actions
THANK FUCK
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
Sounds like Foley's been sharing his moonshine w/Harvey
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
I was surprised
Kopitar got 3rd star over Quick
by Katherine215 on Mar 10, 2010 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
Quick was money tonight
SCH's Resident Anti-Pierre McGuire Jihadist
by BigCSouthside on Mar 10, 2010 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
Bingo
“Blackhawk goal on the PowerPlay his —th of the season!”
Nobody can match Harvey.
Bring back “Here Come the Hawks” during warmups or something as well. That song rocked.
"Whats your location Chief?"
"Well, Im on a road. Appears to be asphalt. I am directly under the Earth's sun......now."
I didnt get to see the second period
did it look better or are they still not aware the 2nd period is a big part of the game
SCH's Resident Anti-Pierre McGuire Jihadist
They looked like they new it was hapening this time
But did not know exactly what to do, resulting in being outscored 2-1 in the 2nd
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 10, 2010 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
Good night all
The monkey is taking the next couple of days off. Thank heavens. I could use the rest.
"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"
good defense tonight
seabrook looked good again. Niemi played well when he wasn’t not playing well. Their 1st and 3rd period dominance continues. the 2nd period is a disgrace. Their PP is a bigger disgrace. Hossa only scores goals if the team is shorthanded and I think I caught Kane taking a nap on one of his shifts.
good win!
After the game....
Seabs sneaks into the King’s locker room to confront Doughty.
S: Drew, we need to talk.
D: Shit, I thought they had security here. Who the fuck are you?
S: It’s me Brent..
D: Who?
S: Brent, Brent Seabrook.
D: Not ringing a bell.
S: Olympic team? Whatever… we need to talk.
D: Shit, where’s security.
S: Listen, I know Duncs is hard to resist, but you have to understand, he’s mine.
D: What the hell are you talkin about?
S: We go together, like biscuits and gravy, Q and his mustache, Burish and STDs.
D: Listen Brett,
S: IT’S BRENT.. AND I WANT YOU TO LEAVE MY D-MAN ALONE!
D: Um, dude, I’m not into d-men.
S: Oh. OK. Well then, want Kaner’s number?
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
by Trixietrx on Mar 10, 2010 10:44 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
you
are my hero.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 10, 2010 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
thank you
for making me spew water out my nose and freak my dog out with that last line!
Drink it up!
photo gallery
contains quite a few gems, notably Hammer’s football in the groin-esque face in #10 and a massive Toewsface in #12.
by ITypedforMiles on Mar 10, 2010 11:32 PM CST reply actions
Couldn't wait for the recap to post this
but clearly Jesse Rogers doesn’t read SCH!!
Burish said he appreciated all the signs recognizing his return, except for one. "I saw one that said, ‘Burish, my grandma is pregnant.’ I didn’t know what that meant. What was he trying to say?" Burish joked.
by VerStig on Mar 11, 2010 12:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
The Contrarian
No mediocre enforcer will ever be celebrated like Adam Burish in Chicago.
I dont dislike the man but the cult following he has puzzles me. He went out and fought for show tonight. Id really rather let him play the game a little bit and not risk further injury.
Good job to the boys tonight though. Im glad were back on our feet.
Bring on the best of the East.
"Whats your location Chief?"
"Well, Im on a road. Appears to be asphalt. I am directly under the Earth's sun......now."
It's because he's fucking awesome.
I don’t see what else you could want. He gives the team energy when they need it most.
His injury was lower body. A fight has a little chance of reinjuring him. Very little. Plus his plan was to get a goal, fight, and go over 50% on faceoff wins. I think he made himself heard, with plenty of good plays. He had a takeaway, a sweet diving block, an assist, and a fight.
Welcome back Burish. I think I speak for all of Chicago when I say “we missed you buddy.”
I do enjoy what he brings to the team
He plays his ass off. Yeah, sometimes it’s misdirected and he’s a bonehead, but that’s expected from a 4th liner. I assume Burish is probably one of three main vocal leaders on the team (Toews, Madden) and the one who has the greatest ability to really excite the other players and work them into bloodlust mode. His example on the ice might be what someone like Buff needs and I’m sure Burish also has no problem giving him an earful.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 11, 2010 8:56 AM CST up reply actions
he may be sort of a cementhead, but he's a very positive cementhead on this team
his enthusiasm is contagious to the guys with real talent
I think he's great
I don’t know that anyone else on the team just enjoys being on the ice as much as Burish does. He goes full out pretty much every shift and I enjoy watching someone having fun and working hard.
by Katherine215 on Mar 11, 2010 9:20 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

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