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I Know It Sounds Funny But I Just Can't Stand The Pain - Caps @ Hawks Preview, Thread, Catholic Mass

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Washington Capitals at Chicago Blackhawks, Mar 14, 2010 11:30 AM CDT


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Game Time: 11:30 in the goddamn morning
TV: NBC
Radio: WGN
Those Clowns In Washington Did It Again. What A Bunch Of Clowns: Japer's Rink


Mark this day in history, Juggalos. We've had many a game recap written while actively intoxicated. This morning marks the first ever preview written while one of the authors of this "site" is completely gassed up. And because of that, I'm willing to throw caution to the wind at this point, because I've been banned from writing previews due to my recent losing streak when doing so.

So yesterday afternoon's tilt was a cock punch, make no mistake about it. The Hawks played well enough to win for the vast majority of the game, and still came away with jack and shit. Personally, I liked a lot of what I saw, but there was some ugliness peppered in. And none of said ugliness is going to fly against the visiting Capitals. They're the league front-runners for the President's Trophy as basically the early 90's Buffalo Bills On Ice. Part of that has to do with the fact that they play in the Popsicle Division in the Cupcake Conference, but all that aside, this team is the balls offensively. Alexanders Semin and Ovechkin lead the charge, centered by the Swedish Niklas Backstrom. Mike Green and his faux-hawk are the catalyst for it all from the blue line. There are questions about the rest of the defensive corps, as well as the tandem of Jose Theodore and Semyon Varlamov in net, but what's up front hides a multitude of sins elsewhere. Make no mistake, the big Red, White, and Blue machine is steamrolling into the Madhouse this morning.

As for our beloved Men of Four Feathers, if the defense plays anything like they have since mid-January, the Caps are going to drop a 9-burger on them. Duncan Keith and Brent Seabrook (Biscuit in particular) had better snap to it if they'd prefer to not be embarassed on national american television, even though the numbers at that time in the morning for "our" demographic are going to be negligible. Jordan Hendry has to dress in favor of Brent Sopel if the Hawks don't want to have to put Sopel on IR because of windburn and/or whiplash, considering Scott Hartnell absolutely blew by him yesterday. Up front, Patrick Kane, who appears to be fighting it, needs to fire the puck when he gets a chance since he's been reluctant to do so over the past few games, and any time Dave Bolland wants to make himself noticable as an actual NHL second line center is alright by me. Fortunately, the Ladd/Madden/VERSTEEG! combination has come to life and is picking up a modicum of the slack. Antti Niemi gets the start, and if this isn't a litmus test for all who think he can be THE GUY come the middle of next month, then I don't know what is.

The NBC broadcast crew last week was probably not too far off in setting the over/under for the game at 15 goals, and it will likely prove to be an end-to-end, surprisingly nasty affair (recall the last time Dat Ovechkin Guy was in town two years ago and he and Toews were prepared to skull fuck one another for the entire 60 minutes). You know it's an important game when Fels is bringing his father who is for the most part indifferent to hockey to it. Just for fun, take a sip every time the phrase "Stanley Cup Preview" is uttered during the broadcast. You're guaranteed to be shit-wasted on screwdrivers before the end of brunch. Let's Go Hawks.


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Popsicle Division in the Cupcake Conference

You need to do more of these gassed up previews if it results in you shitting out gems like this.

Tomorrow’s game should be a very back-and-forth type of affair. It could go either way but it should prove to be exciting regardless. Nothing better than a game between the two best in their respective conferences. They’re so similar in play style too, and with the Caps being my favorite team in the east, there’s nothing I’d rather see than the two of them playing for the Cup.

Also, I’m planning on taking a shot every time “Stanley Cup Preview” is said, like you suggested. I’m PROBABLY going to comment between periods and if I offend anyone…it’s probably because Pierre can’t keep his mouth shut.

by Ban on Mar 14, 2010 5:18 AM CST reply actions  

Someone's going to be hurting

for “tomorrow’s” game. I hope you’re funny when you wake up!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Haha...yeah...

I didn’t get to bet till 8 AM then woke up at 11:25, dvr’d the first few minutes of the game, went to Jewel, got my juice and continued the game. Luckily for me I don’t get hangovers.

I wasn’t funny though. Sorry.

by Ban on Mar 14, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

daylight savings time screwed me up

now I can’t go to sleep because I know I will doze right through this if I even think about shutting my eyes. Also, not having to wake up means I won’t technically be drinking “first thing in the morning.” PLAY HARD WIN HARDER

by gmh on Mar 14, 2010 5:42 AM CST reply actions  

rec'd, just because

SCH's Resident Anti-Pierre McGuire Jihadist

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

is this the AA meeting?

 First names only here, you’re going to need to get with the (12 step) program.

by krome on Mar 14, 2010 11:37 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I dreamed the Caps put us down 3-0 early

I don’t know what that means but I’ve been told dreams won’t come true if you tell them to people, so here you go.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 14, 2010 7:50 AM CST reply actions  

In that case

I dreamed they lost 4-1. Does it work the other way – don’t say anything if you want it to happen? Cause after that I fell asleep and dreamed that they won. Confusing shit.

by hawkswin!hawkswin! on Mar 14, 2010 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

I see the Hawks come out like they are on fire and take a quick lead!

Then we come to the second period, and after yesterday it looks like they are going to start participating in that part of the game again.

Should be fun to watch a game that can just as easily end 1-0 or 9-8.

Just because I have to say it, Fuck Scum.

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 14, 2010 8:17 AM CDT reply actions  

this from Jasper's Rink

“It’s very frustrating that this game is going to be starting right after I go to sleep.”

…that about sums it all up for me

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 9:10 AM CDT reply actions  

I read and thought

the same thing.

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why is that for you? The commenter there wrote

I got quoted over at SCH! I wanted to post to say I was in Japan, and ask what their excuse is. But have that whole day long waiting period. Damn.

(Steckel Me Elmo)

CИДHИ KPOCБИ: АЛEKCAHДP OBEЧKИH, OH CEЙЧAC TBOЙ ПAПA

by red army line on Mar 14, 2010 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you

SCH's Resident Anti-Pierre McGuire Jihadist

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

side note

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

SCH's Resident Anti-Pierre McGuire Jihadist

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should make this comment

your signature for today. That way you’ll have an instant disclaimer for every post you make.

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

done, good call sir

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Lots of "using the lord's name in vain" potential today

did you remember to say a few extra Hail Mary’s today and throw in a good word for the Hawks?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

If I may make a suggestion,

DON’T move to Phoenix. It’ll be over here before noon.

And now comes the fun part of the schedule where I get to miss the first 2 periods of every EST weeknight game due to that stupid job thing. Glad there aren’t too many of those left.

Thank God for DVRs…

Evil will always triumph against good, because good is dumb.

by yelovetter on Mar 14, 2010 9:27 AM CDT reply actions  

No Clown Shoes Today

The Hawks just called up Buff’s replacement for the Power Play.

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 9:53 AM CDT reply actions  

The real question

can the bear hold on to his stick, unlike Buff (yes I realize that sounds dirty…)

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought that was Sopel??

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is that real or fake????

If it is fake then why is it’s mouth taped closed ???

I am gonna have to switch from maintennce drinking to re-saturation drinking??

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

I found it on the Internet

so it must be real.

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Real

You’ve really never seen the Russian circus?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't this the Russian team

that showed up against Canada in the Olympics

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Time to Rock the Red (or get out of bed)!

For the ‘Hawks to win our best players – Toews, Kane, Keith, Seabrook, and Hossa – have to be our best players. It’s nice to see guys like Ladd, Versteeg, and Johnsson chip-in and play exceedingly well since the Olympic break but today it has to be those 5 that lead the way. If all 5 don’t? Well, we’ll be lamenting another loss.

Time to wake up boys!

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 10:12 AM CDT reply actions  

Ughhh

too hungover for a loss today boys!

by 815Sox on Mar 14, 2010 10:13 AM CDT reply actions  

Solution

drink more, nothing cures a hangover like the next beer

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Doesnt clean up the dead hooker

but it does ease a bit of the pain

Yep, thats infected.

by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 14, 2010 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Ridley, Burridge, Kristich

line is really the one to watch out for today.

Yep, thats infected.

by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 14, 2010 10:21 AM CDT reply actions  

Wonder if they'll have their top defensive tandem out there today...

Kevin Hatcher and Sylvain Cote.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Calle Johansson is playing with Hatcher

the softest 6’6" behemoth on the ice. Cote got dropped down to pair with Iafrate

Yep, thats infected.

by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 14, 2010 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cote is hurt

Rod Langway will be taking his place.

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

good to see the acid flashback crew

 has checked in – joining the drunks and stoners

by krome on Mar 14, 2010 12:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Make it green!

Evil will always triumph against good, because good is dumb.

by yelovetter on Mar 14, 2010 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Green it is

I guess it is better than talking to a Brick Wall!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 14, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Watch out for that Semin Guy!

Ovie gets allot of the press, but that Semin guy is no slouch. I have him and some other guy named Hossa, Horsa, Panda something like that as RW on my Fantasy league and they rake up some points.

Hopefully the D gets its act together today, and acts like they did in OCT-DEC and just shut the other team down shift after shift, while not turning the puck over or making risky passess in the D Zone. If the D can do that, the Hawks will win. If not that Semin Character is going to have a big game.

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 14, 2010 11:24 AM CDT reply actions  

Chelios is a good sport for being old?

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 11:34 AM CDT reply actions  

Not many 48 yr olds could skate with the big boys. Fuck, for that matter, not mant 38 yr olds could

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Im 25, and I cant skate with the big boys

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

and they just mentioned Chelios in the pre game. Sweet

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 11:34 AM CDT reply actions  

*many

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 11:36 AM CDT reply actions  

Do we have Pierre McDickhead today?

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 11:36 AM CDT reply actions  

Evidentally

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Soon as I speak, the asshat fucktard arrives

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

He’s wearing new glasses

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

He’s wearing new glasses

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

awesome

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

hossa

what’s wrong with hossa?

by redfaction37 on Mar 14, 2010 11:37 AM CDT reply actions  

I miss him already

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

especially on the

clown shoes powerplay

angry bird is angry .

by Da'Ostrich on Mar 14, 2010 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Some body really needs to take a cannon to that fucking bird-whistler.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 11:43 AM CDT reply actions  

Spending the whole game on a bus

And completely sober. This was terrible planning

by shinkicker on Mar 14, 2010 11:43 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

you cant drink on a bus?

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ill drink one for ya

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why is Keith the only one shooting on the PP?

PS, ACTIVE STICK

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 11:46 AM CDT reply actions  

you beat me to it

I was just gonna say something to that effect

by hawkswin!hawkswin! on Mar 14, 2010 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

You type faster than me

I was thinking the same thing

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Kane is Shooting

I’m glad to see someone told Kane he’s allowed to shoot the puck.

by Badgerdano on Mar 14, 2010 11:47 AM CDT reply actions  

fuck ovechkin

and his yellow laces.
HA it worked!

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

Drink the beer, don't let the beer drink you. - Guy At Bar

by JMG1984 on Mar 14, 2010 11:49 AM CDT reply actions  

TAZER!!!!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 14, 2010 11:49 AM CDT reply actions  

Sweeeeeeeeet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 11:49 AM CDT reply actions  

4 on 4, can we play that way all the time?

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 11:50 AM CDT reply actions  

It's the

Chicagoton Hoilers

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

CAPTAIN CLUTCH!

He’s in Canada mode again!

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 11:50 AM CDT reply actions  

hjammer on the assist

That’ll do hjammer. That’ll do.

angry bird is angry .

by Da'Ostrich on Mar 14, 2010 11:51 AM CDT reply actions  

That was a sweet pass.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 14, 2010 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why do I not feel great about hearing

Madden on Ovechkin?

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 14, 2010 11:51 AM CDT reply actions  

Heads up play by Bolland there

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 11:51 AM CDT reply actions  

Next Hawks Power Play

why not dump some one so we can go 4 on 4?

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 11:52 AM CDT reply actions  

Sopel with some wheels!

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 11:54 AM CDT reply actions  

christ sopel

strap some rockets on those fucking skates

angry bird is angry .

by Da'Ostrich on Mar 14, 2010 11:54 AM CDT reply actions  

Why won't K-opectate

drive the net??

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 11:54 AM CDT reply actions  

I'm late

Who is Hendry in for? Did I see him paired with Sopel?

Live, Love, Be... Progressive in all things

by Nens on Mar 14, 2010 11:55 AM CDT reply actions  

I tell you

Those Limo rides get them all

Live, Love, Be... Progressive in all things

by Nens on Mar 14, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

first I saw Hendry and thought “Yeah!”
then I saw Sopel and didn’t want to think much more

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sopel

Seems like he gets slower and slower with each game.

by Badgerdano on Mar 14, 2010 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Big fan of Hendry

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dear Q-Stache, please murder McGuire

Sincerely,
Second City Hockey

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 11:56 AM CDT reply actions  

I liked the technical problems

They sound better when you can’t here them!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 14, 2010 11:57 AM CDT reply actions  

Fuck Campbell down

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 11:58 AM CDT reply actions  

GET UP SOUPY!

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 11:58 AM CDT reply actions  

God Dammit!!!!!!!!!!!

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 11:58 AM CDT reply actions  

Dirty fuck

Send somebody after him

by 815Sox on Mar 14, 2010 11:59 AM CDT reply actions  

Fucking Ovechkin

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 11:59 AM CDT reply actions  

well fuck

should be a major penalty

angry bird is angry .

by Da'Ostrich on Mar 14, 2010 11:59 AM CDT reply actions  

frickin shoulder

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 11:59 AM CDT reply actions  

Ok

Im puttin the word out, 500,000 for that cocksucker dead, a million alive, just so I can teach him some manners first

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:00 PM CDT reply actions  

A guy in Pittsburgh got arrested for saying that, y’know…

Cидни Kросби: Александр Oвечкин, он твой папа теперь
Capitals Coming: for Capitals fans no more intelligent than myself

by red army line on Mar 14, 2010 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I didnt consult with my attorney prior to issuing that statement

what the fuck am I paying that guy for anyway

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think you're ok

you posted your disclaimer hours ago. :)

Evil will always triumph against good, because good is dumb.

by yelovetter on Mar 14, 2010 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

If that’s not five minutes that is fucking ridiculous.

by kmcgann on Mar 14, 2010 12:00 PM CDT reply actions  

he is a " fucko"

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 12:00 PM CDT reply actions  

that was

a cheap shot.
like i said before, fuck ovechkin
fuck his tinted visor
fuck his yellow laces
fuck his tooth he lost playing BASKETBALL
what a douche

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

Drink the beer, don't let the beer drink you. - Guy At Bar

by JMG1984 on Mar 14, 2010 12:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Well Ovechkin

One day you’ll get yours. Everyone does at one point or another.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 12:00 PM CDT reply actions  

boarding major

thank you

angry bird is angry .

by Da'Ostrich on Mar 14, 2010 12:00 PM CDT reply actions  

No CLOWN SHOES

Let’s see 5 minutes of scoring!!!

by Badgerdano on Mar 14, 2010 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's looking like a seperated Shoulder

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 12:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuk u Brook

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 12:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking dirty asshole

He does this all the time, knee on knee and now shoving someone into the boards like that? He should be shot

Live, Love, Be... Progressive in all things

by Nens on Mar 14, 2010 12:01 PM CDT reply actions  

tossed him!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

angry bird is angry .

by Da'Ostrich on Mar 14, 2010 12:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Suspend this dirty prick

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 12:02 PM CDT reply actions  

u tell him Troy

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 12:02 PM CDT reply actions  

And how is that different from Lapierre's hit on Nichol?

Game Misconduct and must suspension.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 12:02 PM CDT reply actions  

I approve of that action

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 12:02 PM CDT reply actions  

5 minutes

of clown shoes – make it count

hurt them good NOW

angry bird is angry .

by Da'Ostrich on Mar 14, 2010 12:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Hahahahaha

Yeah, I got a chuckle out of that too.

by the wolf on Mar 14, 2010 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even my daughter caught that

She said “it’s not like they are taking the goalie out and we can just score as much as we want.”

by Badgerdano on Mar 14, 2010 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Obviously he hasn't

watched the Hawks lately

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kinda wish

they wouldnt have tossed him

wouldve rather seen some vigilante justice

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

Drink the beer, don't let the beer drink you. - Guy At Bar

by JMG1984 on Mar 14, 2010 12:03 PM CDT reply actions  

That's why

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

The Refs did not throw him out to protect him, that is being silly

by 815Sox on Mar 14, 2010 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

probably part of the reason they did…

by kmcgann on Mar 14, 2010 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

good point

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

Drink the beer, don't let the beer drink you. - Guy At Bar

by JMG1984 on Mar 14, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know

But in the end it makes the game easier for us to win

by 815Sox on Mar 14, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

NBC can't be happy with the call

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 12:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't worry

They can keep talking about him constantly even if he’s not out there.

by rsncrntz on Mar 14, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dear Alex Ovechkin

Fuck off. And Pierre McGuire? Don’t talk about his “skills,” et. al, when someone pulls dirty bullshit like that.

"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."

by generalsoreness on Mar 14, 2010 12:04 PM CDT reply actions  

well said

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

Drink the beer, don't let the beer drink you. - Guy At Bar

by JMG1984 on Mar 14, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

To be fair

he’s a very skilled player, and definitely better than Crosby, but yes that was a bullshit move

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

HERP DERP!

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

We all know his skills

but a dick move is a dick move.

"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."

by generalsoreness on Mar 14, 2010 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

To be fair

Ovechkin isn’t a better player than Crosby. His Stanley Cup Ring and Olympic Gold Medal say so.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

"resume" wise, yes Crosby is more accomplished

however Id rather have Ovie over Crosby on my first line any day of the week

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope - its a team game as to wins

 but between O & Crosby individually? O is better.

by krome on Mar 14, 2010 12:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hawks need to take a penalty

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 12:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Dear Alex,

You and gazpacho can go back to Russia

..."He's good."

by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Mar 14, 2010 12:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Pierre McGuire’s a fucking joke. Campbell’s laying on the ice because of a DIRTY hit and he talks about the evidence of Ovechkin’s leg strength………….
Why don’t you talk about how a Captain of an NHL team should NEVER be hitting someone like that.

by kmcgann on Mar 14, 2010 12:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Buncha fucking Russian faggots

by kmcgann on Mar 14, 2010 12:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Sorry for the brash word. *hacks

by kmcgann on Mar 14, 2010 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

NIEMI!!!!!

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

Drink the beer, don't let the beer drink you. - Guy At Bar

by JMG1984 on Mar 14, 2010 12:07 PM CDT reply actions  

There you go, Antti

"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."

by generalsoreness on Mar 14, 2010 12:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Toews!

"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."

by generalsoreness on Mar 14, 2010 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck!!

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 12:07 PM CDT reply actions  

we have enough opportunities

take off the motherfucking clown shoes and burn them, please

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Tazer #2

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 12:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Kick their assess

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 12:08 PM CDT reply actions  

TAZER!

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Mar 14, 2010 12:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Captain!!!

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

5 on 3 GOAL?

THAT HAPPENS? FOR THE HAWKS? REALLY?

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah

When I saw it I felt a bit afraid, like I was witnessing the end of the world

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

TAZER! :)

Live, Love, Be... Progressive in all things

by Nens on Mar 14, 2010 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

TOEWS BACK IN CANADA MODE!

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Wonder if watching the Canucks play in Vancouver had something to do with it?

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

WE SCORED ON A 5 on 3?!?!?!!!!?!?

by kmcgann on Mar 14, 2010 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes, whoopee!

but freakin Seabrook is still “Clown Hands”

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

You sir, have too much time on your hands

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's an old SCH photo I found actually

ok, maybe too much time…

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's my handywork, you sumbitch.

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by mjthor on Mar 14, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

credit where credit is due, etc.

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by mjthor on Mar 14, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Help received, mjthor

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hearby credit mjthor

all the credit he is due

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

actually never saw who posted it because it came up in a google search

and I just clicked on the photo

You’ve got too much time on your hands

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

What'd you search for?

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by mjthor on Mar 14, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it was just clown shoes

not sure. It was a few weeks ago

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice

the infamous unlimited mullet potential photos

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lindsey you milkaholic!

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 12:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Milk-a-whaaaaaa

"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."

by generalsoreness on Mar 14, 2010 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

What gets me

Last thing I thought when I saw that on Super Bowl night: “Say, that must be Lindsay Lohan’s name they’re using.”

"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."

by generalsoreness on Mar 14, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then Lohan needs to leave the kid alone…

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Live, local, late breaking:

Colin Campbell is in his office, looking for his “sternly worded letter” paper.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 14, 2010 12:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Is it just me

or did the Caps pick up the Hanson brothers before the trade deadline

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:15 PM CDT reply actions  

I was expecting the game yesterday to be more of a brawl than this one.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 14, 2010 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I heard a rumor, the Hawks are going to skip the 2nd period,

replaced by 20 minutes of shoot the puck with the fans.. then just go right into the 3rd.

by Remember#3 on Mar 14, 2010 12:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Just upper body

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please dont say that

I might cry

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I approve of that penalty by Burish

If they’re going to take liberties with Kane, then smash away at Green and Backstrom.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 12:18 PM CDT reply actions  

i second that

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

Drink the beer, don't let the beer drink you. - Guy At Bar

by JMG1984 on Mar 14, 2010 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

With Hossa not on ice, who is supposed to score on the shortie?

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

The last time I went to a St. Pats game, there was a hat-trick and a MASSIVE amount of green bud-light hats on the ice

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

What did I miss? My basement decided to start flooding

I see Tazer scored on a 5-3,
Did Ovie get a Misconduct?
Is Sopel okay?

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 14, 2010 12:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes he did
Yes he did
Probably.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sopel was created in a lab

from spare parts from dead defensemen

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it me or

are the caps playing like little pussies? If we can’t out play them, let’s break their legs/heads…

by AZHawksfan on Mar 14, 2010 12:19 PM CDT reply actions  

So Campbell concussed? Cause it looked initially like it could’ve injured his shoulder…

by kmcgann on Mar 14, 2010 12:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Shoulder would be my guess...

But I’m a blogger not a doctor.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Overreaction?

Fuck you, Pierre. Green means go back to Canada, you fuck.

"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."

by generalsoreness on Mar 14, 2010 12:21 PM CDT reply actions  

These guys' photos

should be posted on Wikipedia under the definition of “AssClowns”

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

working on it right now

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

Drink the beer, don't let the beer drink you. - Guy At Bar

by JMG1984 on Mar 14, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think

“Shitdicks” would be a better term

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

Drink the beer, don't let the beer drink you. - Guy At Bar

by JMG1984 on Mar 14, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

maybe..let us know when you finish it

by EdgeR44 on Mar 14, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Done

still need some pics though.
check it out here

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

Drink the beer, don't let the beer drink you. - Guy At Bar

by JMG1984 on Mar 14, 2010 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

I know that it’s the no-lifers that keep Wikipedia running and I love them for it, but geez, they’re fast.

by VerStig on Mar 14, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank you

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

Drink the beer, don't let the beer drink you. - Guy At Bar

by JMG1984 on Mar 14, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not talking about you

I meant whoever the heck deleted your article 2 minutes after you made it…

by VerStig on Mar 14, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

damnit!

its already gone?
i guess i should have used some references

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

Drink the beer, don't let the beer drink you. - Guy At Bar

by JMG1984 on Mar 14, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

For those who are looking for the internet feed:

Try this link.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 12:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck Milbury

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 12:22 PM CDT reply actions  

How does Pierre think that the Ovie hit should have only been a minor?

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 14, 2010 12:22 PM CDT reply actions  

because

he was getting all intimate with alex the douche bag after he got tossed

by AZHawksfan on Mar 14, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Milbury

“Nobody knows what’s a penalty and what’s not a penalty.”

Shut the fuck up, you twit.. I’m pretty sure everyone knows that was a penalty."

by the wolf on Mar 14, 2010 12:22 PM CDT reply actions  

no shit

id like to see these two piddle dicks take a hit like that.

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

Drink the beer, don't let the beer drink you. - Guy At Bar

by JMG1984 on Mar 14, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

He just repeated that line too.

This guy is a joke.

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by mjthor on Mar 14, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've come to the point I'd rather listen to Mike Murphy and Mike North 24/7

Than these two jags.

"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."

by generalsoreness on Mar 14, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

ouch

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

Drink the beer, don't let the beer drink you. - Guy At Bar

by JMG1984 on Mar 14, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

JR really needed to smack him during the Olympics.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 14, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

McGuire/Millbury

might be the worst combination in sports broadcasting history

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

All I hear is...

“Blah, blah, blah, I want to be America’s Don Cherry. Blah, blah, blah.”

by kmcgann on Mar 14, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

“…and I’m really bad at it…”

by kmcgann on Mar 14, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even Don Cherry is on board with this rule

So I don’t get Milbury reaction towards this. Then again he probably thinks that players should continuously go into the stands and beat fans with their shoe.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

He just said Don Cherry’s getting soft…

by kmcgann on Mar 14, 2010 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Others call it "rational"

But leave it to Milbury to take like a “Bieksa doll” once again.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and I like Don Cherry, because his claims are usually rational…But with Milbury, it’s just all about being outspoken (like Cherry)…but what he is outspoken about is just irrational and if I must…Clown Shoes

by kmcgann on Mar 14, 2010 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahahah

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

Drink the beer, don't let the beer drink you. - Guy At Bar

by JMG1984 on Mar 14, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

I thought just being generally awful was hurting NBC’s ratings.

by the wolf on Mar 14, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

When your intermission reports are worse than WGN's

Then you know your in a tough situation.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

*you're

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

i like how the voiceover tried to cut them off to get to commercial as quick as possible

by DemonHawk on Mar 14, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Milbury is worse than this Arby's "kaboom" guy.

And that’s saying a lot.

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by mjthor on Mar 14, 2010 12:26 PM CDT reply actions  

"Still be in the game" means

“We need the ratings”

"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."

by generalsoreness on Mar 14, 2010 12:27 PM CDT reply actions  

From the side, Milbury?

Are you blind, retarded, or a combination of both?

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by mjthor on Mar 14, 2010 12:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Is there a difference between boarding from the side or the back? Different rule?

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- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 14, 2010 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know, but this guy is insufferable.

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by mjthor on Mar 14, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

He suffers from "very funny retardations"

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate Milbury for what he did to my Islanders anyway, now I want to get him on the ice. Just once dear Lord, just once is all I ask.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

arrange a "Charity game"

and send JR after him

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

they are blaming

Campbell for falling…..WTF? Way to blame the victim. That is like blaming poor people for being poor. You wouldn’t be so poor if you were poor! Dumbass.

by AZHawksfan on Mar 14, 2010 12:28 PM CDT reply actions  

This is where Buff needs to play hard and dish out the hits

,,,,,,………….although I think he has to be hit personnally otherwise the" who gives a fuck attitude" will continue to shine

and fuck u Milbury …another inch and it’s Campbell’s head
’

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 12:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Your last sentence is the money quote

We don’t know the severity of his injuries right now but hit was totally unnecessary. And over and over we see major injuries as a result of players getting pushed into the boards. Its so stupid.

What the fuck is so soft of protecting players from useless retards like Matt Cooke and Maxim Lapierre?

by alpo on Mar 14, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

For fuck's sake

Jagr’s going forward – clean hit – Ovie PUSHED Soupy in the back. Which is it, you teutonic twats?

"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."

by generalsoreness on Mar 14, 2010 12:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Can you believe what these two Ass Clowns

are blabbing about.. maybe someone should tell them Capt. Tazer has 2 goals…

by Remember#3 on Mar 14, 2010 12:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Ovi was the ratings draw

gotta make some excuse for why the ratings suck, aside from NBC sucking a massive dick

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay…wasn’t a hit from behind? All Ovechkin saw was the name plate and the numbers…But it was definitley not from behind… And it also wasn’t 6 feet away from the boards…Oh wait. It was? Okay…

by kmcgann on Mar 14, 2010 12:30 PM CDT reply actions  

So

If Campbell had hit Ovechkin that way instead with the same result, would we be watching two morons discussing it right now?

by the wolf on Mar 14, 2010 12:30 PM CDT reply actions  

In fairness to Pierre there he was trying to talk rationally with Milbury.

But he forgot that he can’t, not ever will, be able to do so.
Anyone that trades Luongo and Jokinen for Kvasha and Parrish or Chara and Spezza for Ya$hin, take your pick, holds no credibility at all.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

We are going to hear them bitching about Ovie for another two periods. They need a new topic.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 14, 2010 12:30 PM CDT reply actions  

They could talk about

what brand of douche McGuire uses.

"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."

by generalsoreness on Mar 14, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Crosby

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Milbrook uses that

"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."

by generalsoreness on Mar 14, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just think

i that hit was on Crosby. Then what would they be saying….these two morons should be off the air. That was a textbook boarding penalty.

by Esquire02 on Mar 14, 2010 12:31 PM CDT reply actions  

First of all we would have to wipe the tears from Pierre's eyes before he could talk.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 14, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm wondering what Caps fans are saying about that hit/this coverage...

I know we all sound like a bunch of homers, but that wasn’t a clean hit. A game misconduct? Maybe you have something to argue about there, but to say that that hit was anything resembling clean or say it deserved only a minor is bugfuck crazy.

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by mjthor on Mar 14, 2010 12:32 PM CDT reply actions  

One of the announcers

said when there is a boarding penalty with a head injury, it is a game misconduct. Seems pretty clear to me.

by AZHawksfan on Mar 14, 2010 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

The only problem with it

is that it was Ovie that did the hit. Anyone else and there wouldn’t be such an uproar about the Misconduct

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by Nens on Mar 14, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

i agree

i’m cool with the major but the misconduct, while not beyond reasonability, was on the stricter side.

Personally, i think milbury just wants guys to have guns out there and shoot each other. That’ll show who’s toughest

by SLoop on Mar 14, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

The hit was no different than Lapierre's hit on Nichol.

And thus he should be suspended for a couple of games (as a repeat offender).

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here is the JR open thread

General sentiment is that it’s a double minor minimum, but if you don’t throw in the misconduct right away, it’s BS to do it later.

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by red army line on Mar 14, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ovie hit.....

was from behind… should have been a major…. but I don’t think it was intent to injure…

by Wanker751 on Mar 14, 2010 12:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Agreed

But it’s not a double minor – still pushed from behind into the boards and could/did injure.

"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."

by generalsoreness on Mar 14, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have a hard time believing Ovechkin intends to injure anyone. Maybe Crosby.

Some of his hits look like it, but he realized immediately after that that was a dangerous hit. Personally, I think he’s just out of his fucking mind and gets a little too intense sometimes.

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by mjthor on Mar 14, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

So...

good game for the Hawks so far.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 12:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Man, I going to have to rerack

McGuire/Milbury when I get home. Must be incredible levels of suck.

Meanwhile: anybody got sleeper picks for the NCAAs? Need help.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 14, 2010 12:34 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Wait - did I just see "Cup" favorites?

Isn’t that a drink?

"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."

by generalsoreness on Mar 14, 2010 12:35 PM CDT reply actions  

I dont need an excuse to drink

so yes, thats a drink

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did Pierre

just switch his opinion now that he is not sitting next to milbury?

by Esquire02 on Mar 14, 2010 12:36 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU PIERRE

And he just talked about the viciousness of the contact. I’m totally confused now

Evil will always triumph against good, because good is dumb.

by yelovetter on Mar 14, 2010 12:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe not...

On the caps blog they were relieved that the rulebook said if no game misconducts for 41 games, they are wiped from the current record….but will stay on the players history. Guess bottom line because no gamers for Ovie for 41 games, misconduct is NOT automatic.

by husler777 on Mar 14, 2010 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

good morning ppl....

finally sober enough to pick up my computer, and type

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 14, 2010 12:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Your namesake is hurt

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

b.c. i'm up here...

drinking PBR.

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 14, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

fair enough

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Mar 14, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

the only thing that beats PBR

is Natty Light

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

only thing that beats PBR...

is Icehouse… ask sapper about the Icehouse day.

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 14, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ive had many a good time

at the Plank Road Brewery

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I can sum up McGuire's comments since the Olympic break

“Hey Edzo, I’d very much like to munch your grundle….call me!”

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:39 PM CDT reply actions  

My god, pretty soon it will be football

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unless it's retro Budweiser girls commercials.

Then it should be about the commercials.

"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."

by generalsoreness on Mar 14, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's why they don't support hockey

Every other major sport has more opportunities for commercials and mean more money for the network. Although NBC commentating is enough to make me glad about that lack of support!

by rsncrntz on Mar 14, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

That

and frankly its not all that popular in many areas of the US

by 815Sox on Mar 14, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

MADDEN TIME

"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."

by generalsoreness on Mar 14, 2010 12:43 PM CDT reply actions  

YODA!!!!!

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 14, 2010 12:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah Baby

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 12:43 PM CDT reply actions  

WEAPON X!

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Mar 14, 2010 12:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Madden!

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 12:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, Pierre...

Start sucking that Chicago dick now.

"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."

by generalsoreness on Mar 14, 2010 12:44 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

suck it long, and suck it hard

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

MADDEN!

What a beautiful pass from D2K there though.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 12:44 PM CDT reply actions  

I heard NBC is hiring

you’d be perfect

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look at Kane, throwing the shoulder into 6’3 210 Poti keeping control of the puck. I can’t wait to see him after next offseason…

by kmcgann on Mar 14, 2010 12:46 PM CDT reply actions  

WOW

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 12:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Ladd/Madden/Versteeg! Line

They are really working well together.

by XxMJ20xX on Mar 14, 2010 12:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Love that pic

Live, Love, Be... Progressive in all things

by Nens on Mar 14, 2010 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stole this picture

and made it my background on my iPhone when it was originally posted. Gotta love Eddie wearing a Madden sweater

DAG GUMMIT!

by 4Feather on Mar 14, 2010 1:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

the Niemisis returns...

and with a VENGENCE!

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 12:49 PM CDT reply actions  

That was a great save

I think my heart stopped when the shot was let go

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok

I dont know how long this will last, so enjoy it while u can

Pierre McGuire and Mike Milbury are Shitdicks

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by JMG1984 on Mar 14, 2010 12:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Great definition!

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 14, 2010 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ill rec that

should be preserved for posterity

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank you sir

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

Drink the beer, don't let the beer drink you. - Guy At Bar

by JMG1984 on Mar 14, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here's your photo to post on the wiki

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

jeeze, how fitting did this turn out to be?

rec’d

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

by gogohawks on Mar 16, 2010 2:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

The man is just plain

Gold-tending, cause he is GoldJerry!

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 12:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Wait a minute!

I just noticed it was the second period! I couldn’t tell!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 14, 2010 12:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Ooh

As an extension to the de-rec idea, maybe instead we can vote to give posters penalties…

by VerStig on Mar 14, 2010 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

They have to swallow instead of spit.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

5 minute major

for goaltender speculation

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Youve fired the starting pistol

LET THE GOALIE DEBATE BEGIN!

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

The game isn't over yet folks

Let’s keep it in perspective.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

True

But I know you’re secretly pulling for a Niemi fail… LOL

4 minutes left in a GOOD 2nd period. What’s up with that?

by Badgerdano on Mar 14, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why would I be doing that?

I want the controversy to be which of the better 2 do they play? Instead of the current situation.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am sure Huet

could have sat on the puck just as good. let the controversy being!

"People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."

by BBB63 on Mar 14, 2010 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

and yesterday it was determined that Huet "can't win/is a loser"

since he gave up 2 goals in the last 2 mins. So in all fairness, we need to hold Niemi to the same standard, for the sake of having an intelligent scientific-based discussion.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just kidding

But it’s a great debate now. Niemi is having a great game and Huet played well yesterday… This site is going to be crazy on the goalie debate this week.

by Badgerdano on Mar 14, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, this is actually fun

both goalies have looked quite good. Next we’ll have debates on whether they’re “peaking too soon!”

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I say next we discuss the approprite hotness/ranking of the shoot the puck skanks. More entertaining/less emotional baggage.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

So do you,

but I don’t hate you for it. I appreciate what you do for me. >:-)

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

Its like gasoline here…You can dump it and light the thread on fire in an instant!

by Buttfudge on Mar 14, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

so anybody else hear dickhead...

ask about ovi’s hit on Duncan Keith? and not Campbell?

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 14, 2010 12:55 PM CDT reply actions  

zing!

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Drink the beer, don't let the beer drink you. - Guy At Bar

by JMG1984 on Mar 14, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just got back from brunch

Did I miss much? ;)

(good thing I DVR’ed the game)

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 12:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Where to begin!

Wow, brunch over Hawks v. Caps?

by Badgerdano on Mar 14, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

there better have been beer there

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Had a friend visiting in from Texas

This was the only time I could see her – she obviously doesn’t watch sports

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by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Forgiven

Since you did record it…

by Badgerdano on Mar 14, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Absolutely

Campbell took a huge dive and the NHL always trying to help the Penguins radioed to the referees to give him a game misconduct

/s

by alpo on Mar 14, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

MSNBC doesn’t want it, it’s not Curling

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Curling is an excellent sport.

Once you understand the concept of it all, it’s very tatical.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

And the girl from GBR was beyond HOT!

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ya, i love watching curling

but the curling/hockey juggling wasn’t very good by NBC

by ElHoju on Mar 14, 2010 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

No it wasn’t.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

You forgot that ice dancing was part of it…

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by red army line on Mar 14, 2010 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it just me or does it almost sound like the NBC douche-Nozzles are about to start crying

because they can’t slob Ovie’s knob, but just talk about how they would do it instead?

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 14, 2010 12:58 PM CDT reply actions  

I am shocked that

they tossed him on a National telecast.

by Esquire02 on Mar 14, 2010 12:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Good for u Edzo stick to ur guns

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 1:00 PM CDT reply actions  

and we are missing Hossa and Campbell

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 1:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Doesn't matter

He’s talking about Ovechkin here. Stop interrupting him.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

sorry

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're forgiven

But it’s going to cost you several bows to the candle-lit number 8 jersey altar in Pierre’s secret worship room in penance.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bingo

Backstrom, Semin, Fleischman, Green have been invisible. I guess self-imposed Game Misconducts for them

by alpo on Mar 14, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pierre

Just psychoanalyzed an entire team as ‘depressed’.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 1:01 PM CDT reply actions  

They just realized that they are first in a horrible Conference.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 14, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

And all of the sudden

Semin and Green aren’t ‘superstars’? Sorry, boys… Ovie’s gone- we all lose 10 cool points.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

What would an NBC game of the week be

without Pierre giving us the body language report? Fucking hatchet faced turd.

by Slaky on Mar 14, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

im so glad asshat told me “its about winning” fuck, Ive been living in the dark for so long

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 1:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Thank you Doc...

For mentioning the IceHogs!

"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."

by generalsoreness on Mar 14, 2010 1:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Doc and Eddie

Should turn off everyone else’s mic’s.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

you got that radio sync gizmo?

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

What is this radio sync gizmo you speak of?

That would be so useful for watching Chicago sports.. especially on non-Chicago broadcasts…

by VerStig on Mar 14, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

they advertise for it on AM 720 during the games

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

they had

some kind of contest where u could win one

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

Drink the beer, don't let the beer drink you. - Guy At Bar

by JMG1984 on Mar 14, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can mute then turn on the radio broadcast and try to sync them somehow, whether you have DVR or have a pause-play online feed.

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by red army line on Mar 14, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

here

it is

"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper

Drink the beer, don't let the beer drink you. - Guy At Bar

by JMG1984 on Mar 14, 2010 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sweet

I’d get it.. if I still lived in Chicago. sigh…

by VerStig on Mar 14, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I should get one of those for the football season

I’d rather listen to Joniak and Thayer than the FOX announcers.

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 14, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then you couldn't hear all of the bullshit announcing by the M twins and laugh at them with us.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 14, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

So everyone in the NHL is trying to injure everyone else…Yeah Pierre. So analytical…

by kmcgann on Mar 14, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats why he gets paid the big bucks

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

phew

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 1:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh Harvey

I’ll never tire of your “oneminuteremainingintheperiod”

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by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 1:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Best post to ass save ever!

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 14, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that the industry term?

or the title of a gay porn

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Way to sit on the puck Niemi!

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 1:06 PM CDT reply actions  

lol @ Niemi sitting on the puck

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 14, 2010 1:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I dont want to

start a goalie debate, but it is very obvious to me after watching Huet and Niemi over the course of the season that Niemi is a better and more athletic goalie.

by Esquire02 on Mar 14, 2010 1:06 PM CDT reply actions  

a

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was not exactly displeased with Huet

and I don’t want to appear as a purveyor of the Huetred often seen here, but Niemi is impressing the shit out of me today. Post to post, he’s quicker than Huet.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

He keeps

his angles better and I think he is quicker and stronger than Huet.

by Esquire02 on Mar 14, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

a

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Either way

It would be nice to have Huet as our back-up in the playoffs if Niemi ends up starting and gets smacked around come April…

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

The difference is.. and noticed it yesterday..

even when Huet makes a save.. he still looks shaky…..

by Remember#3 on Mar 14, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes agreed

but he has another period to determine if he is “a winner” right?
/jab

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank-You

It’s far form over yet. The Capitals are the highest scoring team in the league and continued to score in bunches even when Ovechkin was suspended earlier in the season.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Prophetic?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Truer words were never spoken

Goalie fail!

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by gogohawks on Mar 16, 2010 2:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Harvey is the best

I wish he was the full time PA again.

by Esquire02 on Mar 14, 2010 1:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Burish and Frsaer are crackin me up

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 1:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm gonna start a load of laundry instead

Infinitely more entertaining

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by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I am goona jus work up a "load"

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

What

you gonna rewind and watch McGuirre again?

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought about flipping over to ESPN for a while...

…but then I remembered that they have Dick Vitale. Maybe I can just watch sports with my fingers in my ears today.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

by hip2bsquare on Mar 14, 2010 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have they even talked about Toews?

I mean, he’s a pretty decent player have an acceptable game so far……….

by alpo on Mar 14, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

who?

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 14, 2010 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope.

But given a break. There are only so many periods in the game. They have to devote at least 2 to talking about a player not even playing in the game…

by v-piece on Mar 14, 2010 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

I mean all he did in the Olympics (the biggest stage in hockey) was be voted the top forward in the entire tournament and the MVP for Canada – the team that won the GOLD. That’s all.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

But his name is not Crosby or Ovechkin

He did not single handidly save hockey from certain doom, or the spawn of Gretzky

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"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 14, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

No but I think

it’s because they can’t read his name off of their teleprompter

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by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seabrook..

impressed with how Niemi made the save so he wanted to give it a try

by EdgeR44 on Mar 14, 2010 1:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Two period shut out. Lets stop now.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 14, 2010 1:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Praise Jebus

We finally outscored some in the 2nd Period

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by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 1:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Well

That second period beat the shit out of last week’s.

by the wolf on Mar 14, 2010 1:09 PM CDT reply actions  

That second period

Beat the shit out of 90% of our second period’s since the outset of 2010.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

New thought:

I’d rather watch a game show with Guy Fieri than these tools.

"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."

by generalsoreness on Mar 14, 2010 1:12 PM CDT reply actions  

I wish I had some of the MXC episodes recorded.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pierre LaDouche, then?

"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."

by generalsoreness on Mar 14, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

The talking heads on that show are worth listening to.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

“the caps look like they don’t have much spunk.”

by AZHawksfan on Mar 14, 2010 1:12 PM CDT reply actions  

It's all over

Pierre’s face.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

God save us

From Milbury’s incessant slobbing of Comrade Ovie’s knob.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 1:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Spunk...Mike u want some "spunk"?

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 1:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Mike Milbury

“didn’t look like they had much ‘spunk’”
Classic

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 1:13 PM CDT reply actions  

He's only scored twice today.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 14, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

How could they know?

Their heads were jammed up Ovie’s ass in the lockerroom.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ovie's ass>the commentary booth

at least they wouldnt be heard whilst lodged up the russians fourth point of contact

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hossa?

Is that a food delicacy in Russia? I think Ovie likes Hossa. Pig intestines, right?

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

YOU GUYS,

WE’RE WINNING.

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NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Mar 14, 2010 1:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Hawks winning > MM whinning.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

no the caps are losing

"People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."

by BBB63 on Mar 14, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Correction

“Alex Ovechkin’s team” is losing

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

by hip2bsquare on Mar 14, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ovechkin? Does he play hockey

Have not seen him on the ice lately?

"People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."

by BBB63 on Mar 14, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

YOU GUYS

WERE WINNING.

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

by gogohawks on Mar 16, 2010 2:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Milbury

Needs to shut the fuck up. Oh to bring Probie in to randomly beat the piss out of his Bo-Rics head.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 1:18 PM CDT reply actions  

can a hockey team really be referred to as "swashbuckling"?

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 1:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Milbury must die

Anyone else catch Pierre McGuire’s giggle in the background when Milbury called it a “pushing major”?

by v-piece on Mar 14, 2010 1:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Im not sure if that one is in the handbook...

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Milbury

4 minutes for douchefaggery and a game misconduct for your hair.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

uh oh

I see the F word

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

They are laughing about that - fuckers

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 1:20 PM CDT reply actions  

I wonder how the league

enjoys its commentators laughing about serious injuries. I’d love to slam Milbury’s head in a car door and claim ‘it was from the side’.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just got an awesome mental image from that

I might have achieved total enlightenment now

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

That’s an orgasm

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was wondering what that warm white sticky stuff was

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

the real question, did McGuire keep the dress

and not wash it

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Perfect Timing

Got back from putting in laundry right as fucksticks #1 and #2 were finished yapping.

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by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 1:20 PM CDT reply actions  

I don’t think they’d send out the team doctor for a shoulder injury, and I think he’d be able to get off on his own weight if it was the shoulder.

by kmcgann on Mar 14, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looked like

shoulder or maybe even ribs? Hopefully he just got the wind knocked out of him and some bruises

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Prophetic?

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nailed it

unfortunately.

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

by gogohawks on Mar 16, 2010 2:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'll stand by my original diagnosis

of a possible separated shoulder

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

to reverse jinx it?

Wouldn’t that be really bad? Although it’d be hard to make a case for a concussion being a good thing.

It seemed like they were asking him where he was, how many fingers, etc. though maybe it was just me.

The more important question is how long it’d take to heal…

by VerStig on Mar 14, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

It works better if you don't post links in the subject line

That way people can click on them: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb6EfttNhGI

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NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Mar 14, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm surprised the Caps have 18 shots

Obviously I’d say 15 of them have been harmless

by alpo on Mar 14, 2010 1:23 PM CDT reply actions  

I just called the Police Department

to fill out a missing person report ……….on # 33

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 1:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Is he the new DE for da bears?

"People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."

by BBB63 on Mar 14, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Seabrook rooming with Buff???

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

The way he is playing half assed?

I assume he has been rooming with Peter North

Yep, thats infected.

by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 14, 2010 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

to the paint?

agggh

"People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."

by BBB63 on Mar 14, 2010 1:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Pierre had to mention it

ugh

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 1:29 PM CDT reply actions  

FACE SAVE!!!!

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 1:30 PM CDT reply actions  

"A noggin save"

that’s using your head Niemi

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 1:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Jordan's stick got some Semin on it

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by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 1:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Pretty sure he sold that call a little bit…

by kmcgann on Mar 14, 2010 1:31 PM CDT reply actions  

because someone else got to his ugly mug first??

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Niemi took a high hard one to the face

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 1:32 PM CDT reply actions  

So does Pierre

But only from Ovie.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

lucky1

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 14, 2010 1:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Michel Goulet

That’s a name I haven’t heard in awhile.

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 1:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuckity Fuck.

Well it is Sunday…

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 1:35 PM CDT reply actions  

very nice

us Catholics solute you

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look who's in front of the net.

Seabrook. Boooooooo!

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by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 1:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Um, Fuck

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 14, 2010 1:35 PM CDT reply actions  

NIEMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Wait...doesn't scoring when there's a delayed penalty cancel the penalty?

Maybe it’s different when the team is already on a power play.

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 14, 2010 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not in this case

the shortest penalty is negated. there was a little over two minutes left on the 4 min penalty so that first part of the double minor is what gets negated

by Esquire02 on Mar 14, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

okay, thanks

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 14, 2010 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

debate over 3-3

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure about that?

"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."

by generalsoreness on Mar 14, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, I am.

The last two games saw pretty good goal tending by both. The debate should be why our defense continues to FAIL

by Esquire02 on Mar 14, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO

That was like a Python skit
‘But your arm’s off"
“No, it isn’t.”

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reverse prophecy?

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hammer

with the actively active stick!

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Blackhawks: Men with Good Sticks

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by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 1:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Great sticks!

Niemi had the best sticks/pads/etc of all!

by VerStig on Mar 14, 2010 1:37 PM CDT reply actions  

*sigh*

3rd is the new 2nd

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by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 1:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, when you face 20 shots in 2 minutes

You’ll likely give one up when down 2 men.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 1:38 PM CDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 1:39 PM CDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOO

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 14, 2010 1:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Nooo-emmy

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

next

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 1:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 14, 2010 1:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Why does this team

Insist on giving up goals in bunches?

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 1:40 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

you are funny

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

Niemi gives up goal = unlucky
Huet = bad

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

So am I, keep going…

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just giving you some shit

take it with a grain

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah

I got it. I was laughing when I replied to you.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Although I'm still expecting

that if Hawks pull this out and win 4-3, you’ll let me know “See, Hawks win in front of Niemi”

Most anything can be digested after a Hawks win :/

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll be less of a prick

And do my best to be more of a sport-o.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

ditto

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

STFU

we’re having a moment

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's the CNS

we’ve come to know and love.

by Badgerdano on Mar 14, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

Can we just gaze into each other’s eyes for a moment without being judged?

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uh....

What does Huet have to do with this? The 2nd goal was an unlucky goal. The 1st was his fault.

by alpo on Mar 14, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Won't get that wish for a while

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

BS penalty calls

how much did NBC pay off the refs

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by BBB63 on Mar 14, 2010 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Symolically

They do everything in 8’s

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

At first

thought you typed “symbiotic”
which would be a good description of Pierre and Millbury

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

IM HAVING PHILLY FLASHBACKS

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

This is a good thing

This will show how resilient this team is. They need some adversity and better this happen in the reg season then the playoffs. Lets see what the hawks are made of

by misplacedcanadian on Mar 14, 2010 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

rec

They have plenty of opportunities to show this resilience and have not yet.

by Esquire02 on Mar 14, 2010 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ass Clowns

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 1:42 PM CDT reply actions  

The moment Seabrook

started playing around and not clearing the zone I knew we were in trouble

"People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."

by BBB63 on Mar 14, 2010 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow what the fuck have you done with my Blackhawks.

by MaverickNJ on Mar 14, 2010 1:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Dunno

someone put out a BOLO

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

If the Hawks never play a game before 6pm...

this year that is a-ok w/me.

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by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 1:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Yah

I’m a little too despondent right now to properly grammar-check.

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by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

2 sunday home games in april scheduled for 2:00, one will probably be on NBC

by DemonHawk on Mar 14, 2010 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

NBC is showing a game without Ovie/Crosby next week?

Who will Pierre attempt to suck off?

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by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 1:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Edzo

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Edzo needs Foley to cock-block.

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by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

there's like 4 hawks

all bunched up in one square meter

by aeroplane on Mar 14, 2010 1:49 PM CDT reply actions  

control the damn puck already

"People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."

by BBB63 on Mar 14, 2010 1:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Already used

Cидни Kросби: Александр Oвечкин, он твой папа теперь
Capitals Coming: for Capitals fans no more intelligent than myself

by red army line on Mar 14, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus this is not good

Fucking meltdowns are far to frequent right before the playoffs

by 815Sox on Mar 14, 2010 1:52 PM CDT reply actions  

It is the Capitals though...

And a lot of penalties contributed. So I don’t think it’s the same kind of meltdown we’ve seen of late.

by Badgerdano on Mar 14, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also

Philly flashbacks aside, we’re not behind.

by VerStig on Mar 14, 2010 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not making any kind of

predictions/statements about the score anymore. I’ve discovered it is best to leave some things to Bob LeDonne

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm talking more so about

the theme of us just shutting down for long periods of the game

by 815Sox on Mar 14, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

it doesn't feel good

right now, but as long as they fix it on their first playoff game, I’ll be happy.

by aeroplane on Mar 14, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

extended 5-3

so don’t really know if it was a question of confidence. They look like they’ve recovered, but the game is definitely hanging in the balance.

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not upset with this game

We’re missing Johnsson, Hossa, and Campbell
And Sopel, Fraser and Kopecky are playing instead. Sopel has played over 16 minutes so far. Yikes!

by alpo on Mar 14, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also....

We played a game yesterday in Philly and have to turn around a play a fucking 11:30 am game.

by alpo on Mar 14, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

And in both games

The goaltenders have not looked ‘as bad’ as they have in other recent games.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

so

3 is the new 2?

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 14, 2010 1:53 PM CDT reply actions  

hopefully...

If our worst period was the 1st at the beginning of the year, then the 2nd and now the 3rd, maybe by the end of the season it’ll be OT and by the playoffs our worst will be the shootout.

by VerStig on Mar 14, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna head this off at the pass

And declare this post sarcastic before any idiots remind you that “THEIRS NO OT IN THE PLAYOFFS U DUMASS!!!!”

by HungryHungryPanda on Mar 14, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

What were we like last year before the playoffs?

Total shit until the last what… 6 games maybe?

Live, Love, Be... Progressive in all things

by Nens on Mar 14, 2010 1:54 PM CDT reply actions  

If they're going to shit the bed for a time

Might as well be now and not in the playoffs.

by Slaky on Mar 14, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

The problem is they're not just shitting the bed

They have the runs.

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nicely played!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

The second season

or third based on the way the schedule was this season is different. We were considered to be a ONE and DONE team last year and look what happened.

Live, Love, Be... Progressive in all things

by Nens on Mar 14, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was that the Hawks’ first shot of the 3rd? {ducks head}

Cидни Kросби: Александр Oвечкин, он твой папа теперь
Capitals Coming: for Capitals fans no more intelligent than myself

by red army line on Mar 14, 2010 1:57 PM CDT reply actions  

So red

What’s your guys’ take on the Ovie call? General opinion here seems to be cheap, but overreaction by refs – and Pierre and Millbury are douchenozzles

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty much double minor or major, not misconduct-worthy.

Funny thing is, Ovie out gives the Caps a better chance to win in a SO.

Cидни Kросби: Александр Oвечкин, он твой папа теперь
Capitals Coming: for Capitals fans no more intelligent than myself

by red army line on Mar 14, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

ugh

don’t have to worry about that. Nice game. We fail.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Huh? Double-minor or a single major, I meant. I think 3 majors is an automatic game misconduct.

Cидни Kросби: Александр Oвечкин, он твой папа теперь
Capitals Coming: for Capitals fans no more intelligent than myself

by red army line on Mar 14, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're right abour the 3 Majors

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did someone put something

In Buff’s drink?

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 1:58 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd be curious to see how many SOG Kane has since the break

He just seems so damn tentative as of late.

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 1:59 PM CDT reply actions  

hopefully he isn't hiding an injury

Chicago Sports teams are notorious for that (the worst is the Bears)

by 815Sox on Mar 14, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well at least they made it to OT this game

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 2:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Now your guys' beast OT&4on4 skills vs the Caps' crap OT/4on4 play

Cидни Kросби: Александр Oвечкин, он твой папа теперь
Capitals Coming: for Capitals fans no more intelligent than myself

by red army line on Mar 14, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shit

for a second there I thought they shifted to golf

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 2:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Me too

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 14, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

At first I thought they weren't going to show the OT and go to golf.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 14, 2010 2:01 PM CDT reply actions  

did you see Kaner coast again

what is up with him lately?

"People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."

by BBB63 on Mar 14, 2010 2:04 PM CDT reply actions  

One of the limo girls called him

and told him shes pregnant

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Up

friday and saturday maybe?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

why are they

so lazy getting back? I don’t get it.

by aeroplane on Mar 14, 2010 2:05 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 2:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Shit Piss and Fuck

FML just FML.

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 2:05 PM CDT reply actions  

damn it

god fucking damn it

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 14, 2010 2:05 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck this

wake me up when the playoffs start

by the wolf on Mar 14, 2010 2:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn it

I hate this game lately.

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 14, 2010 2:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Once they win a couple games, I'll be happy again

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 14, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good game guys. Clearly both teams have some work to do. Until the SCF, I guess

Cидни Kросби: Александр Oвечкин, он твой папа теперь
Capitals Coming: for Capitals fans no more intelligent than myself

by red army line on Mar 14, 2010 2:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Same as last week

Detroit came back from 2-0, being totally outplayed…

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's 4 on 4 and he was gassed

I don’t think he deserves any of the blame on that. Backstrom made an unreal move and Seabrook got pylon-ed.

by HungryHungryPanda on Mar 14, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

good description

a pylon with a gaping hole in it.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

And who got undressed??

SEABROOK!
ugh

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 2:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Dear Blackhawks:

FIX THIS SHIT.

That is all.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

by hip2bsquare on Mar 14, 2010 2:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm wondering

If Bowman thinks he maybe should have moved harder for a netminder at the deadline? Even if it’s not Niemi or Huet’s play, we need some serious help back there. And if we lose Campbell, we’re going to suffer huge.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Any move he could've made would've wounded this team for the future

When you have your four best players signed to long term contracts, you don’t sell the farm for one chance at the cup.

by ElHoju on Mar 14, 2010 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think

Seabs is in line for a scratch or two.

When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.

by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Mar 14, 2010 2:07 PM CDT reply actions  

will never happen

but maybe it should, all the OLY guys look bad cept Horsa and Towes

"People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."

by BBB63 on Mar 14, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dunc

is playing well but is a product of his linemate looking like dog shit.

When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.

by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Mar 14, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I need a cig, and time to drink more

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 2:07 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm a non smoker

but even I need a cig. And some heavy sedation.

by aeroplane on Mar 14, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Explain to me

Why on a 4-on-4 we had Brouwer and Byfuglien up front?

by EdgeR44 on Mar 14, 2010 2:07 PM CDT reply actions  

How does "Q" make a decision on goaltending

when the guys in front are playing?

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 2:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Actually

Considering Huet and Niemi this weekend… no one can really quarrel with their play. They can focus squarely on the defense. The problem is that we don’t have a goaltender that can bail out these guys with regularity. Niemi stood on his head for a good period of time in the third today and still got beat 3 times.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agree

Nothing Niemi could have really done today

stupid penalties, terrible third, bad defense again…

by 815Sox on Mar 14, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Admittedly

I have to say the same out of Huet yesterday.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

My last sentence should have read

when the guys in front are playing like shit?

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get your fat ass back, Buff.

Second City Hockey Most Postingest Poster of 2009
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Mar 14, 2010 2:07 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Health Scratch

For Seabrook? Does he really deserve the time he’s be getting. He’s just waving at players as they go by. What should have been a four point weekend is a one point weekend.

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana (1863-1952)

by cubfred on Mar 14, 2010 2:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Coaching

IS the problem with this team.

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 14, 2010 2:09 PM CDT reply actions  

You hit the nail on the head.

Why Sopel and Bolland were out there to kill the final seconds of the 5-on-3 is anybody’s guess? especially when you have Madden and Toews on the bench to go along with Hjalmarsson on defence. It was essentially important to keep the score 3-1 at that point.

What Hendry and Sopel on defence in the final minute of the game are doing on the ice I have no idea.

Brouwer and Byfuglien together in OT? Seriously, what’s with that shit! Where was Toews in that instance?

I don’t get his methods and coaching system. This team was supposed to be better in these situations under Q than Savard, but they’re not.

For our best players to be our best players, they have to be put in the right situations at the right times. Right now they’re not!

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q is a jackass under pressure

He is melting down and so are the players.

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 14, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

im quite steamed right now

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 14, 2010 2:09 PM CDT reply actions  

This team is losing its heart

That comeback against Calgary seems like eons ago. Same situation now and we’d lose 7-1.

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 2:10 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't want to be

part of “the sky is falling” crew but with each passing game I feel a ball of dread growing in the pit of my gut. Or it may be the TBK I glombed down at 3am. Either way, I don’t like it.

DAG GUMMIT!

by 4Feather on Mar 14, 2010 2:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

MMMM TBK

Damn I wished I still lived close to one.

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well on the plus side

I see my first hawks game when they play the ducks on Wed. Maybe they will actually win.

by AZHawksfan on Mar 14, 2010 2:10 PM CDT reply actions  

This team has somehow forgotten

How to play a full 60 minutes, and Kane has forgotten how to shoot the damn puck. Fuck it – doesn’t matter. Let’s see how they do once it really counts

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance 1B/Manager 1908 World Champion Chicago Cubs

by imknowdummy on Mar 14, 2010 2:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Kaner has not only forgotten how to shot the puck

he has forgotten to get back on defense

"People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."

by BBB63 on Mar 14, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

I guess I’m drinking tonight.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Most likely alone

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 14, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah

Your mom likes Wild Turkey.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scratch that comment

I thought you were making a comment on me personally. I apologize.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck you already!

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 14, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok

We both said some things we regret. Let’s have a hug.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im drinking already

and yes, alone,

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

None of us are alone

When we all have each other. Who wants to watch ‘Steel Magnolias’?

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jay from the score

tweets he’s chasing a rumor that Hossa is done for the year.

by Slaky on Mar 14, 2010 2:12 PM CDT reply actions  

PLEASE BE FALSE

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am chasing a rumor that Jessica Alba is going to be at my house tonight.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rumor is false

I’m not letting her go.

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 14, 2010 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

She is definately a “Christmas Morning Woman”

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why does being a Hawks fan all of a sudden

begin feeling like being a Cubs fan?

Expectations >> Disappointment

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 14, 2010 2:12 PM CDT reply actions  

How's this:

We’re like the 2005 Sox burning ourselves down the stretch only to get hot and go 11-1, coasting to a championship…

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Until one

Mr. Joe Crede brought us back from the ledge…

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

JOE! CREDE!!

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 14, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thats what Im talkin about!

HOPELESS OPTIMISM!

We’re Chicago fans, 1 loss=the plane has crashed into the fucking mountain

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dead-on

Straight friggin correct.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

its our duty to overreact!

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 14, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate basketball

But I’m glad the tournament is coming up soon. A good distraction from the shitstorm that is Your Chicago Blackhawks.

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

sad but true

"People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."

by BBB63 on Mar 14, 2010 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

I can't wait to read about all of the positives

…in us coughing up a three goal third period lead at home.

by bluekoolaide on Mar 14, 2010 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Mar 14, 2010 2:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Like wow man.

Broken record here but……..
1. Hossa, Johnsson and Campbell did not play
2. We had a back-to-back at 11:30 am! Seriously, think about that. Can you blame them for struggling to keep up with a speedy Caps team in the 3rd?
3. Our fourth pairing of Sopel and Hendry played 18 minutes.
4. The fourth line had Kopecky and Fraser. That’s combo of a bad is tough to describe

by alpo on Mar 14, 2010 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

4th line has no business in a NHL game

I’m sorry but Burish? He needs the asshat for today. Then he can give it to Buff, who can pass it off to Sopel.

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 14, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

so who is happy Burish is back?

he is a marginal player at best, always will be

"People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."

by BBB63 on Mar 14, 2010 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Put him out there and yank Buff

Until Buff manages to pull his head out of his ass.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's not even marginal

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 14, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

it is more than just this game

only once since the break have the Hawks played a complete game

"People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."

by BBB63 on Mar 14, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fair point

But its hard to blame them for this game. Yesterday was awful. But NBC really fucked us with this one

by alpo on Mar 14, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

same start time for both teams

it was the BS double minor call that F’ed us

"People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."

by BBB63 on Mar 14, 2010 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Caps were travelling from EST though, so it felt like 12:30 to them, I think. And the time jump made it feel even earlier.

Cидни Kросби: Александр Oвечкин, он твой папа теперь
Capitals Coming: for Capitals fans no more intelligent than myself

by red army line on Mar 14, 2010 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

sure but....

We had an away game yesterday! Yes this is their jobs and they are professionals. And maybe your a grizzled travel robot. But I’m gonna fucking tired of playing a game, rushing back home and having to play a game at 11:30 vs the Caps.

We’re not playing the Flames where they trudging through the whole game. They fucking made us skate and unsurprisingly we looked sluggish

by alpo on Mar 14, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

it happens though

like you said its part of the job…

However the Hawks do usually do play pretty bad in the early games, gotta wonder how much these guys are partying. They are a younger team and all, not saying I blame them as I would be doing the same thing if I was in the same position

by 815Sox on Mar 14, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Caps were missing Ovechkin...

…and they were on the road in a hostile building…sorry but there’s no excuse for shit like this.

by bluekoolaide on Mar 14, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

Hossa, Campbell…

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Obviously there's blame for coughing up a 3 goal lead

But Fraser cost us a high-sticking penalty causing a 5-on-3 and you can sure as shit believe he’s press boxing the whole playoffs. This game had many players who will not be playing in the playoffs or having the roles they were given in this game

by alpo on Mar 14, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Still don't know how he got a double minor for that??

The guy had stitches and therefore was already a bleeder (I didn’t even see blood).
So by that rationale, if someone sticks Kesler at the wrong time of the month and knocks his tampon out – 4 minutes?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuckin-A!

I’m putting that on my white board.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats a very good point

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 14, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

We are a bag off balls with #33 in there....

.

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 2:16 PM CDT reply actions  

..wat a lazy ass

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was a huge fan of Buff

Until he started sucking at life.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah all kinds of potential....too much dope

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 14, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

At some point "taking positives" becomes a negative

So it begins

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance 1B/Manager 1908 World Champion Chicago Cubs

by imknowdummy on Mar 14, 2010 2:16 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

that was a horribly depressing weekend.

only 1 points with 2 games they had in the bag.

by heyrocky on Mar 14, 2010 2:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Ain’t that the fuckin truth.

by MaverickNJ on Mar 14, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Killed my weekend

I thought yesterday I was fuming, today I want to kick a hole in my dry wall.

by MaverickNJ on Mar 14, 2010 2:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Oops!

So you can have the feeling of kicking a whole in the wall, but doing it is bad?

My wife is going to be pissed!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 14, 2010 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coach Q after the game!

I WANT WINNERS!!! So tomorrow at Johnny’s Ice house the Chicago Blackhawks will be holding Open Tryouts!

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 14, 2010 2:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Did he really say that?

Then someone in the press should print up his amazing playoff record.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 14, 2010 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm getting really sick of taking "positives" in meltdown losses

For a change of pace I’d like to see some negatives in a blowout win.

by bluekoolaide on Mar 14, 2010 2:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Were you here,

when we were bitching about the PP after a win?

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Moral victories

Are for Cubs fans.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

a

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 14, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

fail

"People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."

by BBB63 on Mar 14, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

like the Cubs

ZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! just kidding, im a southsider, so im a Sox fan, but I dont wnat to start a mini thread fucking with Cubs fans

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a Cub fan

so even though I’m used to seeing meltdowns and being disappointed, it still doesn’t make it any easier.

by bluekoolaide on Mar 14, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

No doubt, we aren't immune to that shit at Comiskey

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

But at least you have a ring

I’d give my left nut for a ring or a Cup.

by bluekoolaide on Mar 14, 2010 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Another thing I hate

Hockeys Bill Belichick injury reports.

by MaverickNJ on Mar 14, 2010 2:19 PM CDT reply actions  

All those folks who paid astronomical prices for tickets to the game

Got 50 minutes with no Ovie and an absolute stinky turd of a game. I almost feel bad for them. Almost.

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 2:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Also

This constant flux of starting goaltenders can NOT be helping the situation.

When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.

by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Mar 14, 2010 2:20 PM CDT reply actions  

To bad a Hawks loss isn't more like a Sox loss

Then nobody would give a shit

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance 1B/Manager 1908 World Champion Chicago Cubs

by imknowdummy on Mar 14, 2010 2:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Cut it out.

You’re ruining any chance at me logically retorting your point.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Leave baseball out of this

There are a host of issues on this supposedly ‘solid’ team.

I’m not happy with the stars taking a period off per game. Kane and Towes were prety much absent the last 2 periods. today. And, don’t blame either goalie for these losses.
Campbell’s out but what’s out there needs to step it up. The D was pretty much mediocre both games.

by San Diego Smooth Jazz Man on Mar 14, 2010 2:31 PM CDT reply actions  

If we lose Hossa

It’s very hard to imagine a scenario where we get through teams like San Jose.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Campbell is a worse loss than Hossa

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 14, 2010 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm tempted...

And I’m thinking you actually may be more correct than you think.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

When I type something, I know I'm right

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 14, 2010 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which one of the other speedy puck handling D can do what Campbell does?

Sopel?
Hendry?
Hammer?
Seabrook?
Keith?

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 14, 2010 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

you forgot Johnsson

although he’s no soupy, he can fill in

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

by gogohawks on Mar 16, 2010 2:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I cant imagine a scenario where that would be true

Hossa is an animal on both sides of the ice, his Hockey acumen is through the roof, the man was built to play hockey, plus, who else is faster and more accurate on the shot than Panda.

Losing Soupy would be terrible, hes a great D man, and (usually) smart with the puck, but Hossa has run multiple lines all year, and hes great when they throw him in with Kane and Toews. I think Hossa would be worse to lose, and id just base that on his insanely aggressive backchecking

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, not all year, since hes been back

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Check the Hawks record before November

Hossa was supposed to make this team invinceable.

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 14, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

true, I know he was

but considering what we got him for and the way he has been deployed, he really has been a game changer, I cant say the same about Soupy

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Both of them

Have been more valuable than anyone outside of the big 3… another one we take for granted is Sharp.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

If we have learned one thing

no team has ever been invincible, except the Yankees or the 90s Bulls

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

or TEAM AMERICA

Fuck Yeah!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

I join you in a hearty FUCK YEAH!

even if it is out of blind national pride

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe we should all be doing

The international sign of distress…

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flip that flag upside down

THE PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN!

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agree

100%

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed, considering how awful the D has been lately

if the D was clicking i would probably say hossa is a bigger loss

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 14, 2010 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Id agree with that

The D has been rather soft lately, and you are right, I cant think of a single player who could effectively fill Campbell’s shoes right now, however I think that (if the D stops shitting the bed) the skill of this team can cover for his loss, whereas im not so sure that someone like Hossa can be covered for in a playoff run (yes I know, he forgot to play last postseason)

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hopefully...

But wasn’t he the guy that broke the CQ broken wrist story in 2008?

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Burish is back

How about that team chemistry thing?
At least Eager has some marginal hockey skills, and when he threatens to fuck you up people believe him

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 14, 2010 2:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Probert actually could play hockey

Although that was when he was pretty coked up

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 14, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ill pay for the kilo

get that man a sweater

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 14, 2010 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll pitch in

Let’s wake him up. He’s bound to be recovering from a bender.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Last post from Jay
Everyone, slow down on the #Hossa rumors. If the trade deadline taught us anything, it’s that rumors can spring from nothing. #blackhawks

by 815Sox on Mar 14, 2010 2:38 PM CDT reply actions  

This team needs an injection

Everyone in favor of dusting off #24 and bringing Probie in from a bender to wear the Indianhead say ‘aye’.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

81

Committed Indians (who post way to fucking much on Facebook) posted a rumor about Hossa being out for the year.

Does anyone know anything?

" Lisa in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

by HjammerTime on Mar 14, 2010 2:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Good

Thank God. That asshole nearly gave me a heart attack

" Lisa in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

by HjammerTime on Mar 14, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually had a heart attack

I revived myself by licking an outlet on the wall and swallowing 2 shots of diesel.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bound to happen some time.

It could be worse… it could be a goaltender. As maligned as they are, we couldn’t lose either one right now.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better now

Than in the first round, yeah?

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm starting

To get worried, though. Even bumps and bruises can’t be afforded right now.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

How many strikes does Ovechkin get?

And I’m adding Semin (SEMEN) to my most hated player list. He’s a fucking pussy.

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 14, 2010 2:50 PM CDT reply actions  

My concern is the fatigue they showed

In the 3rd period which was not unlike the last 5 minutes on Sat. If this was a veteran team that made the playoffs every year I might not worry and say they will turn it on in the playoffs but that isn’t the case here. They looked like an old, slow team in the 3rd. It is either a lack of conditioning, lack of effort, or 2 games in 24 hours plus travel and a time change. The later is the easy explanation but why did they hit a wall after 40 very good minutes?

Lastly, the blue line is a huge concern and if Soupy is out for a few weeks the Hawks could easily slip to where they might not even host the opening round. Pho and LA are playing very well and they will smell blood this week. Its time for Tazer to lead these guys. At this point and in the playoffs effort will determine how far they will go

by Duck99 on Mar 14, 2010 2:57 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I think Tazer

did his best today. He was one of the few guys skating well in the third period.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Toews is awesome

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 14, 2010 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

By far the best we have

He really does remind me of Steve Yzerman. I didn’t see it at first when everyone was saying it, but he is truly the shit.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

if anything

toews will just drag the team to the playoffs with the force of his will.

by heyrocky on Mar 14, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think they'll still win the division

And thus, host at least the first round of the playoffs. They still have a 15 point lead over the Preds – it would take a collapse of 1969 Cubs proportions to blow that. If they keep playing like they have been, it’s not going to matter because they won’t get out of the first round anyway.

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 14, 2010 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Curses

Are for Red Sox fans. White Sox fans just say, ‘we suck’ and then improve. I think Hawks fans are the same.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 14, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

If your could esplain

why Fraser and Kopolack looked tired then you could probably figure out that cancer thing too

Yep, thats infected.

by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 14, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

From twitter

Scotty Bowman has made an appointment with his tailor for Monday

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 14, 2010 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Why?

Can his tailor play D?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

better than Sopel

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 14, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

So I guess the only question keeping this from being a done deal is

can Sopel sew?

What am I thinking?? Of course he can sew Dr. Frankenstein, take a look at his face.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 14, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've calmed down a bit

They just need the take the time off and work on a few things+rest

by 815Sox on Mar 14, 2010 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Long quiet ride home

This was a painful and silent ride home with the old man today. There was a game about 5 or 6 years ago where the Red Wings scored twice with under a minute remaining to beat us and I think that was the worst ride back I’ve ever had. My dad is pretty reserved but he let some F-Bombs fly that night. Today is the closet Ive come to that in awhile.

" Lisa in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

by HjammerTime on Mar 14, 2010 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

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