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I Am The Terror That Flaps In The Night: Blackhawks At Ducks: Preview, Game Thread, Members Only Night

Chicago Blackhawks at Anaheim Ducks, Mar 17, 2010 9:00 PM CDT


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Game Time: 9:00 Central
TV on the Radio:  WGN on WGN
QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!:  Anaheim Calling, Battle of California

So I've recovered from my Flamingo injury (or whatever else you come up with) in time to get back here and get the preview today.  Sorry about that everyone...

Tonight will open a nice short jaunt out west to play the usual California suspects only with the Coyotes thrown in to replace the Sharks just for good measure.  First up for the Hawks are the Pacific cellar dwelling Anaheim Ducks.  Although the Ducks are having a fairly miserable season this year, they've got the edge in the season series with the Hawks so far winning two of three times they've met. 

Backstopping the Ducks tonight is likely to be an emerging Hawks killer - Jonas Hiller.  Hiller is a wall when he plays against the Hawks, posting an unreal .942 SV% and a 1.42 GAA.  The only team he's proven to be better against in multiple match ups is Nashville.  However, Hiller seems to have left it all in Vancouver during the Olympics.  Since returning from the break he's posted a record of 1-4-1.  He did pick up his first win against San Jose on Sunday and a solid reason for his poor record is the overall crappiness of the Ducks.  In two of his losses, the Ducks failed to light the lamp a single time. 

As we've seen for the past two years now, the Ducks will be bringing the one line they do possess and hoping it's enough to win.  The bad news, their scoring line is a more than a little banged up.  Teemu Selanne injured his shoulder on Sunday and Ryan Getzlaf aggravated an injury he first hurt before the Olympics.  They're both listing themselves as "likely" for tonight but they're likely not to be at 100%.  Selanne does need only one more goal to reach 600 lifetime goals... however only about 104 have come from him actually doing any work, the rest have all just been annoying as fuck for opposing fans. 

We'll of course be seeing how the Hawks look without Brian Campbell for the first time since he signed his monster contract and no one actually feels good about it.  Kim Johnsson didn't skate yesterday and as of this writing I haven't seen anything about the likeilhood of him playing tonight.  Panda did skate with the team yesterday so lets hope he re-joins the team.  It'll be Antti Niemi in net tonight as Cristobal Huet has gone down with the flu.. so lets hope he gets some quality baguettes or whatever it is that the French do to combat illness.  The Blackhawks are downright awful playing the Honda Center as well - I believe their record is something around 3-323-4.. but don't quote me on that.

And finally - Happy St. Patrick's Day.  Remember that green beer is for amateurs.

 

UPDATE: Corey Crawford will be starting in net tonight. Lordy. Good thing everyone's going to be drinking anyway.

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Kim Johnsson

didn’t join the team on this trip. He may catch up to them in Phoenix. So there’s that.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 12:26 PM CDT reply actions  

well not making it out to California will certainly make it hard for him to play tonight, won’t it?

by Matthew Dirt on Mar 17, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

just a little bit

we get to see Nick Boynton on the ice sooner than anticipated. yay.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

What I got from this preview

Hiller will stand on his head and Selanne will almost surely score his 600th career goal tonight on a redirection off of his skate.

by HungryHungryPanda on Mar 17, 2010 12:28 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

Almost Certainly Guaranteed now that they’ve been called out by the Men of SCH

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 17, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reverse jinx

Selanne was actually called out for scoring cheesy* goals, so I suppose maybe it could be classified as a reverse jinx and he won’t score tonight.

*Kesler, Ryan. Why Nothing is Ever My Fault, and Other Cowardly Acts. Vancouver: Bobby Lu Press, 2009.

by HungryHungryPanda on Mar 17, 2010 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

bet on it

this season alone, Hiller’s only let in 1 goal out of 71 shots against the Blackhawks.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can see tonight being the game we break the wall.

Luongo was solid in the first few games we played against him, and then BAM! 5 goals in the first. There’s no way Hiller can carry that kind of a save percentage against anyone. Everything always balances out in the end, so I’m expecting 3+ goals tonight.

Isn’t Boyton a former Duck? His first game with the Hawks will be against his former team. Hopefully that fires him up.

by Ban on Mar 17, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't care about them breaking the wall per se

I’d just like to see them score more goals than Seabrook causes.

by Hjammer of the Gods on Mar 17, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boynton scored a goal last time Hawks played them..

by WirtzGMnomore on Mar 17, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hiller

Isn’t he getting a bit too old for this game? I mean, he wrote Catch-22 back in what, the ’60’s? Jeezous.

by K_Dog on Mar 17, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

How is this team in last place?

Unless I’m adding this up wrong the guys playing in front of Olympic goaltender Hiller are gold medal winners Getzlaf, Perry and Niedermayer; silver medal winner Bobby Ryan and bronze medal winners Koivu and Selanne. And we haven’t even begun to talk about the legendary Wiz. These guys sent more players to Vancouver and came home with more hardware than the Hawks.

What the hell is wrong with this team? How can they not at least be second to last?

by Scott13 on Mar 17, 2010 12:47 PM CDT reply actions  

"Remember that green beer is for amateurs."

Thank you. And, maybe, to add…Killian’s is NOT actually an irish beer.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 17, 2010 12:50 PM CDT reply actions  

It's red colored coors

And tastes like shit

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 1:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Dont you badmouth

The Banquet Beer

Yep, thats infected.

by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 17, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Has anyone ever had Coors at a Banquet?

And if so, what was the Banquet for?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

It was for the high scholl football end of year banquet in Oklahoma.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 17, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anaheim

It sounds more like a condition than a place.

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 17, 2010 12:53 PM CDT reply actions  

wuuuh-ooooh!

Kyle Calder!?!?! http://ducks.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=521515&navid=DL|ANA|home

Well, most certainly now, if Selanne won’t pot 4 tonight, you can probably bet this former Hawk will.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 17, 2010 1:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Muppets Video

Eager would be pleased

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 1:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Keywords: NOT POSITIVE

But Jesse Rogers said 15 minutes ago:

Only tweeting this and not writing for website cause not positive but birdy told me Crawford might start. will know within an hour

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Hear anything else about Johnsson Chi?

Somebody was telling me that Rogers had speculated that he had a concussion and that’s why he didn’t travel with the team, but I haven’t seen it in print anywhere.

by Hjammer of the Gods on Mar 17, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

haven't heard anything

I thought he was day to day and will be flying with the team to California until they said otherwise yesterday, and I thought I heard somewhere he might not even make it to Phoenix, so I don’t honestly know. These next 3 games are gonna be extra tough.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh boy

Hopefully Auntie just has the flu too

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's my first theory too

hopefully it doesn’t spread to the rest of the team.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Burish's back in the locker room

probably an outbreak of crabs

Yep, thats infected.

by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 17, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where's Balto?!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bursh needed all of it

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 17, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don’t see why, if Niemi IS healthy, Q would choose to play an AHL backup when he still isn’t set on who he’s going with as the playoff starter. Just makes no sense to me.

by Ban on Mar 17, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crawford?

Might as well play Buff at D.
Kopeck at center
Kane center as well
Toews 4th line
Eager 1st line

WTF Q?

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 17, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scratch the "Niemi is sick" theory

When I asked, Rogers said:

Not that I know of. Hes practicing and did yesterday

So maybe someone’s just pulling his leg. /my excuse

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank Havlat!

I was cracking open a Harp 7 hours before the game just in case I had to watch Crawford.

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 17, 2010 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry I must have had something crazy in my ear

I thought u said Crawford…

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 2:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

uhhhh, sorry guys

From Chris Kuc:

Corey Crawford will get the start in goal for the Blackhawks tonight against the Ducks.

And according to Rogers, Niemi IS healthy. Or at least, practicing with the team. Which I’m inclined to believe is a sign of health.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

wtf is stache doing?

Picture bloodbaths and elevator shafts
Like these murderous rhymes tight from genuine craft

by chrome on Mar 17, 2010 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Acid

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 2:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

I think the stache is bent on proving my theory...

…that the importance of goaltending is overrated.

Guys, we got throttled by Patrick Lalime (among other never-wases) this year. Crawford’s pitched an NHL shutout (I know, I was there), and besides, it’s Wednesday…

… and in the south end of Boston, Wednesday is Prince spaghetti day.

… anything can happen day!

by cliffkoroll on Mar 17, 2010 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remember when...

Earlier in the season when Niemi was really the backup goalie, the D used to play especially tough in front of him. Perhaps this is Q’s approach to getting the D back up to form.

by Badgerdano on Mar 17, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

I think he is trying to let them see what it is like when you really don’t trust your goal tender.

BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

by SharpKane on Mar 17, 2010 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Badger is Right On

“It’s kind of exciting to get a new face in the lineup, especially at that position,” Burish added. “I think it could be a little bit of a lift. Usually when you have a new guys back there you tend to play a little more desperate and we need to do that.”

by Badgerdano on Mar 17, 2010 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Starting his drinking a little early?

Mother-of-fuck this has to be the first time I have to say that I’m happy I’m working early tomorrow and won’t be able to catch tonight’s tilt with the Orange County Ducks.

Corey Crawford? Seriously! Can things get any worse right now? Well, we could look like San Jose last night who lost 8-2 to Dallas. So it can’t go that wrong, could it?

By the way, this weekend we have a game against the next best team in the West …the Phoenix Coyotes? who are only 5 points back of the Sharks. Huh, go figure that one out.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 17, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

Looks like Q picked the wrong week to stop losing his mind.

AND you all thought I was too harsh a couple days ago.

I hope Crawford shuts them out.

Beer #2 now open

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 17, 2010 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

if he shuts them out

then does Q continue playing the hot hand?

by Hjammer of the Gods on Mar 17, 2010 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or wins in a shootout

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can be SO good

when you turn your talents to good vs evil….

by husler777 on Mar 17, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha!

But the funny part of that “zinger” is that it really wasn’t. Q himself stated at the break that he was playing the “hot hand” but Niemi’s GAA over that span wasn’t very good – he just won shootouts. So I guess Niemi had the hotter hand…

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm playing now

with my Crawford jersey on

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 17, 2010 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sweet fancy Moses

I actually go back to my work day, come back, and now Corey Crawford is starting!? What year is this? How long have I been away?

No Selanne or Getzlaf = AHL goalie in net ??? This almost has to be Q, “Watch what everyone does when I put Corey in between the pipes tonight!”

Well, whatthefuckever…if I may quote Dr. Peter Venkman, “I love this plan! I’m excited to be apart of it! Let’s do it!”

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 17, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

unless I missed something

I thought Getzlaf and Selanne were both likely tonight?

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Likely to do what? Humiliate Crawford?

Joking there. I saw that too. They have booboos.

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 17, 2010 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought they were as well

maybe they’re not now, if Corey is getting the nod? BAH! I don’t fucking know.

Okay…I’m done dissecting moves. I’m getting myself worked up like it’s a damn playoff game. As I said, whatthefuckever…play on! Happy St. Patty’s dammit!!!

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 17, 2010 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Finally

Q got it right. Crawford #1, Niemi #2 and Huet out of the picture. Beautiful! Happy St. Patty’s Day everyone!

by husler777 on Mar 17, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

And the lord said unto them

the first shall be last, and the last shall…
PLAY FUCKING GOAL AGAINST DUCKS??

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Why not?

They’re playing a crap team and Crawford could use some game time. And if he plays well, gosh how much fun we’ll have telling Q to “send Huey down and start Crawford for godsakes”. What’s the “drink” quota for THAT!?

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wings fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Mar 17, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

what is a drink quota

If you have a quota, you can drink more.

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 17, 2010 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey..

you know stephen parker?
he’s got one of those fightin’ hawks things up in his office here.

by Kevin Kujawa on Mar 17, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do indeed.

Mr. Parker is a find and honorable young man.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wings fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Mar 17, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why not?

I’ll tell you why not. We don’t have a true number one playoff goalie picked yet and instead of getting one of the two contenders some practice to get them into the rhythm, we’re going with a shitty AHL backup. We have a handful of games to go and Q decides to pull this?

by Ban on Mar 17, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

well,

read Burish’s comments on Crawford starting. It just may be a smart bit of motivation on Q’s part

SCH Resident Idiot
The only Cup we can win is this years

by Johnny Lava on Mar 17, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

where did you read this?

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank you!

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit! Talk about a slap in the face to the other two or what?

Is it just me or is Burish is talking more like his {Crawford} agent than a teammate there?
Interesting quote to say the least.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 17, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agree...

…this is Q’s way of saying:

“It doesn’t matter who we have in goal, if you guys don’t want to play any defense”

"I don't like them fellas that drive in two runs but let in three" Casey Stengel

by MPH73 on Mar 17, 2010 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

on an entirely random note

on this fine, productive working day of mine:

Betty White was going to open the show sitting on the lap of one of the Hawks, but that was scrapped.

- Sassone

Man, that would have tied in SO NICELY with the “Burish, my grandma is pregnant” sign.

“Burish, Betty White is pregnant,” anyone?

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 2:17 PM CDT reply actions  

And Kaner tripping coming on stage to meet her

and landing in Ed-A-sner’s lap (ok, I just really dated myself)

Anyone who didn’t get, please just move along. Nothing to see here…

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ahhhhh Mr. Grant......

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 17, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bingo!

Fergie = Betty White
Sam-I-am = Ed-A-sner
Kane = Kane

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

dating yourself

is not against the law for Preds fans.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wings fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Mar 17, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I am not amused.

Picture bloodbaths and elevator shafts
Like these murderous rhymes tight from genuine craft

by chrome on Mar 17, 2010 2:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Figured it out guys

Wirtz family owns liquor distribution business. Wirtz family’s team starts AHL goalie on a holiday already geared towards heavy drinking. Drinking goes up even more. Profit.

by Hjammer of the Gods on Mar 17, 2010 2:40 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Judging from some of the above comments, the plan is already working, and its still 6 hours yet until game time.

by K_Dog on Mar 17, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

plus if our starting goalie chokes

all the meatballs still get to yell “Put in Niemi!”

by Hjammer of the Gods on Mar 17, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

If they REALLY want to pick things up

say Toews is being sent back to Chicago for an MRI…how many green Hawks jerseys show up at area hospitals needing stomach pumps?

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 17, 2010 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pulford

Back in play

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 17, 2010 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's good.

Picture bloodbaths and elevator shafts
Like these murderous rhymes tight from genuine craft

by chrome on Mar 17, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everyone calm down. I figured it out

In honor of Corey Haim

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 17, 2010 2:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Could be…Q might be a huge Lost Boys fan. Makes as much sense as any other explanation.

by K_Dog on Mar 17, 2010 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe

Q is putting in Crawford today against a weaker Anaheim team so he can start Niemi tomorrow against the more dangerous Kings.

by hawkswin!hawkswin! on Mar 17, 2010 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

right

Niemi has had plenty of time off to be able to do a back-to-back. If he had been playing a ton in the last few days, that theory may have worked.

by K_Dog on Mar 17, 2010 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed.

Picture bloodbaths and elevator shafts
Like these murderous rhymes tight from genuine craft

by chrome on Mar 17, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will repeat my idea from a couple months back

Screw the goalie. Play without one.

Extra attacker the whole game.

SCH Resident Idiot
The only Cup we can win is this years

by Johnny Lava on Mar 17, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

But you forget

that power play is clown shoes. Now If they could play 4 on 4 the whole game it won’t matter who is in net.

by hawkswin!hawkswin! on Mar 17, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

PP is 5 on 4.
My idea would be 6 on 5, so I don’t think the shoe fits.

SCH Resident Idiot
The only Cup we can win is this years

by Johnny Lava on Mar 17, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im at work and cant even drink

Crawford in net, sounds like an excuse for me to leave and start drilling beers to the dome piece

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 2:59 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Well, that's it

I’m outta here. I’ll see you folks on the happy side of a bottle of whiskey.

by Hjammer of the Gods on Mar 17, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

My boss

Is a shitdick cockholster… And now i’m fucking stuck here. It’s fucking St Patty’s day and this fucktard keeps piling work on me, have a drink for me guys and girls, I may not even get to watch this game

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 3:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Put me down for one of your drinks.

by shinkicker on Mar 17, 2010 3:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

It's a late game, unless you live in Hawaii or West coastish

You could just throw up on the pile of work and ask for the night off. That way when you come in hungover, it’ll be OK.

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 17, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is brilliant

attempting finger-gag now

SCH Resident Idiot
The only Cup we can win is this years

by Johnny Lava on Mar 17, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going with the "i got a case of the squirts" play

No one argues with anal leakage

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 3:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

now THAT is rich...

who is drinking downtown tonight and enjoying St pattys along with a nice late west coast start????
I will be at the Third Rail on Madison (1133 West Madison Street). Real good bar and a “Blackhawks” bar which really only means that they play chelsea dagger every fucking goal but still. . . Its wednesday night. Its St Patricks day. I am sure some of you are Irish so come out.
CRAWFORD! ALRIGHT! MY Wii GAME MAKES HIM LOOK JUST LIKE BELFOUR! TOUCHDOWN?

"...can i have a glass of whiskey and a slice of bread?"

by west_fulton on Mar 17, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

This Crawford thing is weird

Can someone explain the waiver wire procedure involving Crawford. I thought one of the primary reasons why Niemi got the nod over Crawford at the start was because once Crawford was brought up. he would have to clear waiver wires to go back down. Is this not the case? Is that only before the trade deadline or some superficial date the NHL put in place? Can someone who’s in the know about the waiver and cap procedures explain this to me.

by EamusCatuli23 on Mar 17, 2010 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Crawford is an emergency call-up

therefore he’s not subject to waivers. As soon as Huet returns, Crawford will be sent back down with no repercussions.

FifthFeather.com

by El Duque's Raft on Mar 17, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hold on

Man I dont think is all that big a deal. How could it hurt to get Crawford a game or two of NHL hockey in case something happens to Huet or Niemi….ya know….just like it did last year.

"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

by HjammerTime on Mar 17, 2010 3:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Its probably not that big a deal.

Still, in the context of Q jerking around both Huet and Neimi recently, I don’t really see the point throwing Crawford into the mix as well.

Picture bloodbaths and elevator shafts
Like these murderous rhymes tight from genuine craft

by chrome on Mar 17, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty funny how many people

are acting like Niemi is Brodeur esque in the presence of Crawford. I don’t see it.

When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.

by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Mar 17, 2010 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

How you like me NOW?!

That the alternative is Corey Crawford.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wings fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Mar 17, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's not Brodeur-esque

But he’s waaaay better than Crawford. The oaf has size but doesn’t know how to use it. Did you see him in the playoffs last year? He was TERRIBLE.

by Ban on Mar 17, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah I forgot

he had a full NHL season under his belt and then was thrown to the sharks(Dead Wings) good thing to base the kids ability off of.

When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.

by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Mar 17, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, how about we base it on his AHL numbers then?

Oh wait. Those suck balls too.

You’re right. He’s our playoff goalie.

by Ban on Mar 17, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

see that is wrong

Check the stats man.

Crawford in 08-09: 2.59 GAA and .917 SV%
Niemi: in 08-09 2.43 GAA and .910 Sv%

Hmm, nothing too drastic.

And quit jumping the gun, I never said Crawford was good, go back and re read the post.

When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.

by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Mar 17, 2010 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

but how was he in the shootout?

by DemonHawk on Mar 17, 2010 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

ZING!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's talk about stats that matter

Niemi’s numbers, in the NHL, are better than Crawford’s, in the AHL.

And how did he do at training camp? One of the worst goalies there. Niemi was picked for a reason.

He was good tonight, I’ll give him that (minus the terrible attempt to play the puck), but don’t expect that to become a common theme.

by Ban on Mar 18, 2010 2:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Crawford is not very good

There is a reason that Niemi was brought up to the club from the Hogs instead of Crawford…

sure Crawford can get it done in the AHL, but I doubt he will ever be a big impact player in the NHL

by 815Sox on Mar 17, 2010 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

waivers

When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.

by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Mar 17, 2010 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty much

it was supposedly a coin toss, but waivers was the deciding factor

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least we're not the Flyers!

I’m greatful for this fact all the time, actually, but they might have to start their back up goalie from the AHL

by shinkicker on Mar 17, 2010 3:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Josh Unice recalled

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 17, 2010 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Hiller

Dread watching the the games this guy plays against the Hawks.
I like him. A Lot.

"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

by HjammerTime on Mar 17, 2010 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Wait where is Denis Lemieux?

“My allergy to these fucking fans has returned!”

When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.

by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Mar 17, 2010 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

staying sober

to buy Dark Lord tickets (they will be dropping very soon)

then
it’s beers and Jameson for Crawford time

angry bird is angry .

by Da'Ostrich on Mar 17, 2010 4:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice

Dark Lord is supposedly awesome (which I am sure you know)

by 815Sox on Mar 17, 2010 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

have an 09

still cellaring from last year

drank my 08 too soon it sounds like.

angry bird is angry .

by Da'Ostrich on Mar 17, 2010 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just got my tickets!

Still have 2 09’s in the my grandma’s basement…I might try to wait another year before popping another one.
I’ve heard 09 was actually a “down” year, so I’d rather leave them for longer and see what happens.

VERSTEEG!

by Bwana on Mar 17, 2010 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

This should bring a smile on everyone's faces

Ultimate dickhead Mikeal Samuelsson is now out 2-3 weeks with a shoulder injury. As per TSN.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 17, 2010 4:15 PM CDT reply actions  

St Patrick slays another snake….

"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

by HjammerTime on Mar 17, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mikeal Samuelsson =

MOAN, KILL MASSEUSE
I AM MEAN, SULKS, LOSE

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bwahahahaha, NICE

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going Hollywood.

I know most of you seen this already but here’s the clip from last night on the Tonight Show.
“The glare must be from these three Canadian Gold Medals” – Jonathan Toews

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 17, 2010 4:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Lord Stanley

I can not wait until the shadow of the Stanley Cup blots out all memories of those stinkin’ Canadian gold medals here in Chicago…

by Badgerdano on Mar 17, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed, id much rather see the light bouncing off that magnificent piece of hardware while Kaner and Toews are hoisting it

the olympic medals this year looked like cheap department store christmas tree ornaments anyway

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know

I was glad for Canada to win the Gold if the US didn’t. But you are making me regret that gladness more and more with each passing minute…..

by Katherine215 on Mar 17, 2010 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was rooting for Canada to win

and even I agree with you.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank-you.

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Mar 17, 2010 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here's a little tune to get everyone in the spirit for tonight's action.

A little bit of I’m Hating Hollywood.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 17, 2010 4:52 PM CDT reply actions  

I guess NOTHING works in that town...

One of the guys from SLGT posted a comment in our “A plea” thread, so I followed him back there and noticed they had a FanPost entitled Second City Hockey is breaking down. I joined SLGT and started typing what I meant to be a humorous rebuttal and mid-fucking-sentence – my computer freezes up and crashes. Now how freakin perfect is that?

(OK, for the record, I didn’t post this to start a troll comment war. I just thought it made for some good fodder)

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 4:52 PM CDT reply actions  

SLGT

Soon to be completely down by April 11th.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 17, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha! That's probably why they're visiting here

They’re gearing up to join the bandwagon! I can see it now, this huge influx of new commenters (4 total). They’ll be switching usernames from “ShitcagoSux” to “iHeartHawks”, etc…

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

What?

Were breaking down quicker than Brian Campbell’s collarbone?

Should we or should we not make fun of a certain someone who injured himself driving a golf cart?

"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

by HjammerTime on Mar 17, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Should for certain!

But out of respect for the inept, let’s just keep him Erik Johnsonless.

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Mar 17, 2010 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

And type very

s… l… o…. w…. l…. y….

(my letters were so slow they left snail trails)

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didnt realize it

but wow, they really dont like us, huh

Happy St. Patrick's day

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

it’s like they’re jealous or something.

by DemonHawk on Mar 17, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

if Crawford plays well...

will he be considered the new Niemi, and Niemi the new Huet, and Huet the next Thibault?

by DemonHawk on Mar 17, 2010 4:58 PM CDT reply actions  

What does this make Jeff Hackett?

"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

by HjammerTime on Mar 17, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was thinking Terreri

Leave my name alone Botchford...get your own.

by kesrows on Mar 17, 2010 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

How long until BLou writes a fanpost

titled “Why Crawford in net is just what this team needs”?

by HungryHungryPanda on Mar 17, 2010 6:34 PM CDT reply actions  

"Why Crawford in net is just what is going to destroy my liver"

I havnt been this drunk since college, so if I make stupid comments or insult anyone, consider this my disclaimer

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bowman needs to do something now

Campbell just isn’t getting it done. He’s been a real pain in the side for this team. He needs to start shouldering some of the burden on defense or the Hawks can kiss the postseason goodbye.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are really pushing it...

A little pub yesterday and now it’s gone to your head… LOL

by Badgerdano on Mar 17, 2010 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Internet publicity under an assumed name

I’m virtually famous!
(but yet, my dog even kicks me at home)

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

so

whats the chances that if Crawford plays really good against a really bad ducks team that the mouthbreathers claim him to be the best goalie and that niemi and huet suck and should be in the minors?

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 17, 2010 7:02 PM CDT reply actions  

I thought we were at that point already?

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 17, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

why has crawford

been upgraded to “Savior” already?

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 17, 2010 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

aparently

the wagon jumpers only need to see that a goalie gets called up to annoint him “our guy”

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 17, 2010 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Huet and Neimi both are faking....

because they know with out Campbell they will be exposed as AVERAGE GOALIES……….

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 17, 2010 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Wait wha?

So we just thought they sucked all this time because of Campbell?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

FYI

Dark Lord Tickets are on sale and going faster then that horsa guy on a shorty breakaway

http://3floyds.myshopify.com/

angry bird is angry .

by Da'Ostrich on Mar 17, 2010 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Got mine already.

Need to figure out a way to get the bottles though. No way I can physically be there myself. I know a few people going though, so hopefully someone can get my bottles.

VERSTEEG!

by Bwana on Mar 17, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

p.s.

It says they’re sold out already…holy shit.

VERSTEEG!

by Bwana on Mar 17, 2010 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

nevermind

They sold out in under an hour

holy shit

angry bird is angry .

by Da'Ostrich on Mar 17, 2010 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus

Not surprising I guess…

I’m more of an ipa/hophead guy but that stuff must live up to the hype

by 815Sox on Mar 17, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crawford must be Irish

I just ran out of Harp and I have to go to the store. I work at home tomorrow, so you all have to put up with my usual stupidity a little longer.

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 17, 2010 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

I have a feeling...

That it’s going to be quite fun to try to listen to Pat Foley today.

by DemonHawk on Mar 17, 2010 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Great work

looks a little like napoleon dynamite there

by Scott13 on Mar 17, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

PS. I wanted a shirt for myself

so it’s also up here for anybody else interested. /too much time

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damnit forgot this was on WGN

I will save you all from my bitching about the absurdity that is the Hawks games being blacked out on WGN in fucking Rockford Illinois

by 815Sox on Mar 17, 2010 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Big drama on High Society!

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 17, 2010 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Barry Melrose says the Hawks are in legitimate danger of a free fall despite all the talent

Crikey. I know things are a bit bleak, but goodness gracious Barry.

The Blackhawks and the Stanley Cup in 2010.

by BLou on Mar 17, 2010 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

It's on NHL network too.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 17, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess that's why

Oh well… I can do without my Foley fix for a day, I guess

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

and for us non-NHL network, but Center Ice subscribers…does anyone have a feed???

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 17, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I fucking hate when this happens

I love paying for Center Ice, and NHL Network preventing the game from airing on it.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 17, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

stoogetv.com

channel 3, stoogetvcom for the password.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed

Thank you.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 17, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

As soon as they fix that

or have control over my cable plan… I’ll invest in that — but until then… according to the Anaheim announcers, Niemi just made a 100 ft save from the bench!

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why Corey Crawford

I don’t get this. Crawford? WHy?

The Blackhawks and the Stanley Cup in 2010.

by BLou on Mar 17, 2010 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Its all a Q mindplay

to get seabs to pop his head out of his own ass

Happy St. Patrick's day

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you "race in against sopel"

or just leisurely stroll against Sopel

Happy St. Patrick's day

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

*sigh*

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

look! the D broke down

who saw THAT comin

Happy St. Patrick's day

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Goalie Crisis Resolved

Crawford looks much better than either Huet or Niemi. He’s more athletic, faster from post to post, he’s got better fundamentals, doesn’t give up the big rebounds, seems to be seeing the puck better, and obviously is playing with more confidence. Plus the results speak for themselves – 0 GAA, 1.000 SV%, AND NO SHOOTOUT LOSSES.

and awwwwww fuck!! Fuck!! Fuck!!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

So how’s the SV% now?

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ain't that a mothafucka??

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Some troll is going to think I was being serious

and put up a FanPost entitled “Past the name calling, why Crawford MUST be in net”, so I better put a disclaimer that that was SARCASM (and irony)

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

sigh

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 17, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

I think (and hope)

that the 1st period is now their letdown period

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

i got a feeling

that tonight’s gonna be a long night
that tonight’s gonna be a long night
i got a feeling…

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

jump off that sofa

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh Taser

You were supposed to score for Soupy!

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Dear Q,

Can’t you see that the magic has gone out of Keith and Seabs’s relationship? They’re just taking each other for granted, so if you mix up the lines for a few games, when they get back together, they’ll appreciate what they have.

Please, Q, THINK OF THE CHILDREN

by shinkicker on Mar 17, 2010 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Hiller

I hate him

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance 1B/Manager 1908 World Champion Chicago Cubs

by imknowdummy on Mar 17, 2010 9:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

tell me something new

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

hehe

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yet!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

SEABS

YES!!!!

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance 1B/Manager 1908 World Champion Chicago Cubs

by imknowdummy on Mar 17, 2010 9:28 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

OK, that's f'd up

I’m watching live and you typed “Seabs YES!!!” before he even had the puck on my TV.
WTF?? Do I have “Pony Fucking Express” cable service or something??

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seabs!

Welcome back!

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOL SEABROOK!

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey, they were just playing Trans-Siberian Orchestra

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 17, 2010 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Does this mean Keith and Seabs have made up?

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Who was that providing the screen on the Seabs goal?

Hiller looked like he was watching the scuffle in front of him instead of the puck.

by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 17, 2010 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Toews I think

Toews/Brouwer/Kane were on the ice, Brouwer fed him the puck from the outside, and I doubt Kane would be setting a screen, so my bet is Toews

by ElHoju on Mar 17, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Absolutely no one

There was no one even near Hiller on that shot. Not even a defender screened him. Staight up beat him from 40 feet. Toews was 5 feet away laying on the ice with a D-man standing over him.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Toews was the one I was wondering about.

Toews had been screening, then got bumped off and got in a tiff with the D-man who bumped him. Hiller looked to me like he was watching that, and didn’t quite expect the shot from Seabs.

by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 17, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Possibly

but it looked to me like Hiller actually did that Hulk Hogan thing Huet does before face-offs in Seabrook’s direction – almost like bring it on beatch! I was probably just seeing things though because of those huge HH photos on the other thread…

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sopel's slowness

won us that icing. Any other NHL player and that would have been waived off

by Scott13 on Mar 17, 2010 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Sopelink

He has his place, concrete skates and all.

by Badgerdano on Mar 17, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm really liking the

Madden, Ladd, Versteeg line…

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance 1B/Manager 1908 World Champion Chicago Cubs

by imknowdummy on Mar 17, 2010 9:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

8 goals in the last five games

I think those were the numbers Foley said earlier

by shinkicker on Mar 17, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

They are putting good shifts

Together almost every time out. Fun to watch

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance 1B/Manager 1908 World Champion Chicago Cubs

by imknowdummy on Mar 17, 2010 9:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

oustanding

and it sounds like a vintage wrestling moniker – “Mad Lad Steeger”

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Mar 17, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure they did

Sleepy, Dopey, Creepy and, uh, Horny. Maybe Felony? It’s been a long time, I forget them all.

by Scott13 on Mar 17, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sadly, yes

I know this because I had most of the action figures as a kid

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by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everytime Foley opens his mouth...

The opposite happens, just like how awesome Crawford has been vs. the ducks.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 17, 2010 9:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Every time I hear Niedermayer

all I can think is “NIEDERMAYER! DEAD!”

Happy St. Patrick's day

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

…killed in Vietnam by his own troops

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Otis! MY MAN

I need to watch that movie again

by shinkicker on Mar 17, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily

you should listen to him, he’s pre-med

Happy St. Patrick's day

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Take it easy

I’m in pre-law, man

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dunc's gonna be jealous

Seabs and Wiz sharing a moment at the end of the period.

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by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Beat me to that one

Payback’s a bitch

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by cdz3210 on Mar 17, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

HD Stream

http://www.justin.tv/2k9hd1

still ducks announcers, but much better quality than the other streams

by ElHoju on Mar 17, 2010 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh fuck

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by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

He was out on his feet

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by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah

definitely unconscious right after the hit

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 17, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw it as it happened

it was fucking SICK.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wiz is such a Douchebag

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by imknowdummy on Mar 17, 2010 10:06 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

that replay. Seabs looked like a drunken sailor on St Patty’s Day

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

They need to get Seabs out of the game

he was out of it there.

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck that guy

Yea, fuck you Wiz.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Mar 17, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Rough quote from Pat

“Fuck your Couch Wiz, fuck your couch and fuck you, suck a dick, you suck ass now, go fuck yourself?.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Mar 17, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

WISNIEWSKI

YOU ARE DEAD TO ME. WHAT THE FUCK.

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I had just said to my kid at the end of the 1st period

there’s no way those those are going at it…
What a Fuck!

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ducks announcers are saying seabrook was "selling" the hit

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Didn't you hear?

All Blackhawk players are professional actors and milk every hit

by alpo on Mar 17, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

that explains the Leno show...

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Chicago MilkMen

Wiz better not turn his back to chase a puck

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just turned off the sound.

Both those guys deserve a good solid check to the head.

by BlueVoix on Mar 17, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess that budding bromance is over.

Keith is back in charge!

I did not like seeing Seabs crumble.

by rsncrntz on Mar 17, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

2 fucking minutes?

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 17, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Q's red face is clashing with his green tie

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by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Koharski HATES the Hawks

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

We’ve got to love the consistency with which the rules are enforced in the NHL.

Right???? :P

by rsncrntz on Mar 17, 2010 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

To be fair

Perry did like he got hit in the head pretty good… but that retaliation BS from Wiz was totally uncalled for…

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

oh god

Does Buff get a shift or two now?

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope that Buff takes a double minor

For introducing his stick to Wiz’s cheek. Fuck that guy.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Mar 17, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

He needs to take the night off

that was a TKO

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eager's a waste a space anyway

I hope he puts Wiz’s face thru the glass when he’s out of the box – take one for the team Eags!

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by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Whoa

My feed froze during all that so I couldn’t see it clearly. I’m watching online, listening to WGN radio, and I have never heard the announcers a fraction as angry as they are right now: “IT IS AN ABSOLUTE JOKE.” Fuck.

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by KofC on Mar 17, 2010 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

you'll see it in youtube replays by tomorrow for sure

Seabrook totally conks out for like a few seconds.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

All you needed what someone adding the "Tiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmbbbbeeerrrr!" sound effect

That’s how bad it was.

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by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

sick, sick hit

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're already replaying it a lot

I was more curious about everything that happened after the hit, who was actually fighting. Twitter is done now too so I can’t see what people are saying…

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by KofC on Mar 17, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

not good....

looks like seabrook was knocked out there from the replay. thats a concussion folks. NOT good.

by rustolleum on Mar 17, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

More like

Active hug, but I do love his effort.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Mar 17, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Sorry, I’m just suffering from Edzo withdrawal

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

ohshi

I just did a double take at that #33

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

wiz better tighten down the chinstrap

and the league better do something but not after this game gets ugly.

by rustolleum on Mar 17, 2010 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Im not one for gooning it up

but someone needs to drop that fucker like a bad habit

Happy St. Patrick's day

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can the NHL still go after Wiz for a suspension?

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 17, 2010 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

There will be no suspension for that hit

It was straight on

Live, Love, Be... Progressive in all things

by Nens on Mar 17, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

but he left his feet, and went for the head

I dont know why they wouldnt review it especially now

Happy St. Patrick's day

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a suspendable offense.

The NHL clarified that the reason Matt Cooke didn’t get suspended under the intent to injure rule was because that’s exercised when a penalty is called initially (boarding, tripping, high sticking).

So the NHL can exercise the intent to injure rules since a charge was assessed

by alpo on Mar 17, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, is it just me

or are the Anaheim announcers just plain wrong about empty net on delayed penalty?

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Not sure what Anaheim said

but Eddie said it wouldve been a good goal (the Hawks must have cleared it)

by Katherine215 on Mar 17, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh ok

Yeah, they didn’t explain why

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

What a bunch of bullshit

I’m listening on the radio, and Troy is going NUTS on this shit.

Unreal.

Now Buff’s on D.

Fuck.

by Hawk_GolfeR21 on Mar 17, 2010 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Productive penalty for Wiz

Keith out for 2 minutes & Seabs who knows how long

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by cdz3210 on Mar 17, 2010 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

CRAWFORD

YOU ARE NOT HILLER

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

argh

Who does he think he is, Kiprusoff?

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

what the hell was that?

bird law in this country is not ruled by reason

by soxshenanigans on Mar 17, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Well that ended badly

Fuck

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by imknowdummy on Mar 17, 2010 10:15 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Jesus!

The goalie who trips over the net would have been better than that!

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by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh

That was stupid

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

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by HappyHuman on Mar 17, 2010 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

I really hope Eager feeds Wiz his own dick when that scumfuck is out of the box.

And I hope Burish fucks his girlfriend, too.

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NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Mar 17, 2010 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

I came back just to say this.

Goodbye again.

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by mjthor on Mar 17, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

I don’t see a goalie controversy coming up

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by cdz3210 on Mar 17, 2010 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

i do

it could be who sucks the most

by TJ3117 on Mar 17, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

Time to catch the prop plane back to Rockford.

by San Diego Smooth Jazz Man on Mar 17, 2010 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

i would like to know

at what point do the boys get like really really angry? this might be a good time.

by rustolleum on Mar 17, 2010 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

St Patrick's Day Massacre II

Why the hell not?

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by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

What the fuck happened, I left to scold my parents,

And now they ducks have scored a goal when there was a powerplay when I left.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Mar 17, 2010 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Was kind of like Kipper vs USA

In the Olympics

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance 1B/Manager 1908 World Champion Chicago Cubs

by imknowdummy on Mar 17, 2010 10:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Was kind of like Kipper vs USA

In the Olympics

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance 1B/Manager 1908 World Champion Chicago Cubs

by imknowdummy on Mar 17, 2010 10:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Boland??

Is he MY age or something? How slow can he possibly be??

by Badgerdano on Mar 17, 2010 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Sopel is now our no 1 D man... be nice.

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

sigh

D2K, Campbell, Johnsson, Seabs out… nobody to QB the PP

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bolland needs to get his shit together

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by cdz3210 on Mar 17, 2010 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Keith was serving his penalty

and Seabrook had gone to the locker room.

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

rockford has some depth

but I’d like them to stay in Rockford for the 2nd season

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by Battery on Mar 17, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Each team has been assigned one player

That they are to take out before playoffs begin. Or something, Bettman must be behind the injuries or something.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Mar 17, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

They must've told Q about it

That’s why he had Buff practicing at D

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

A couple more out

and the Hawks are going to wish they signed Chelios when they had the chance

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by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

The NHL is putting their stamp of approval on this plan

Old man Norris from Detroit is fucking the Hawks from the grave…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

BURISH

has been invisable.

Maybe he’ll fuck up Wiz later…..

  and knock up his grandma

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by Battery on Mar 17, 2010 10:23 PM CDT reply actions  

The Cheese-shire Cat

is fading already…

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude... that is profound!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

and that’s an actually Cheshire Cat quote.
That big shit-eating grin, Wisconsin, he’s a cat, and fades pretty quickly. Yeah, that’s Burish

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Every game feels the same kately

Just sit, watch and wait for the wheels to fall off. That 1st period vs the Canucks seems like a LONG time ago!!

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by imknowdummy on Mar 17, 2010 10:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

You must be a Cubs fan...

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

ugh

derrrr you must be a sox fan derrrrrrrrr

by TJ3117 on Mar 17, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

nobody's perfect...

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awww

Toftbo looked rather despondent there. Someone get him a cookie and tell him it’ll be ok.

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by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

misses his soup can

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

He doesn't like Cookies.

He just wants some saltine crackers to go with his chicken noodle Soup.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Mar 17, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe he is feeling guilty for almost taking Keith away from Seebs.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 17, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dont know

But I seriiously want Brouwer, Buff, or that fuckin steakhead Eager to hit Wiz so fucking hard his girlfriend dies

Happy St. Patrick's day

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

can we just call up the hogs for the rest of the season

and just give the hawks a vacation for the rest of the season, to freshen them up for the playoffs?

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by Battery on Mar 17, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure they will screw it up. I'm sure it is all Seebs fault.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 17, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know that hit wouldn't have so bad

if he didn’t toe pick

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

he should've braced too

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

if Wiz weren't so strong

Seabs’s head wouldn’t have hit the glass that hard

by ITypedforMiles on Mar 17, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

There was no intent to injure sir

I thought his head would go through the boards.

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

God as my witness...

I thought turkeys could fly…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

why the heck is everyone mad?

you want him on the ice with a probable concussion?

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

we wish he didn’t have one in the first place…

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

i guess for me after that reply i expected him out for 3 almost automatically

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

3 games prolly

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mad at Wiz

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 17, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

not you directly rust!

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

They will

Colin Campbell admitted they take injuries into account

by alpo on Mar 17, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

My stomach hurts

I thought it was from lunch but perhaps I’m having sympathy pains for the fallen D men.

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by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay

Crawford with Competence!

by alpo on Mar 17, 2010 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Paging

Jassen Cullimore…paging Jassen Cullimore.

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"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 17, 2010 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

doesn't he answer to

a fog horn?

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha

probably

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 17, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was it SamFels that used the refrigerator on ice reference?

Yeah, that’s Cullimore! I watched in Rockford this year and he gains momentum just slightly faster than the fridge.
But look out! Once he gets going – and if you’re slower than Sopel – you’ll hit ya!

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just got back from work

What the hell happened to Seabrook?

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 10:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Sweet fucking christmas

What did the Hawks do to the rest of the league that put the “cheap shot” target on their backs/shoulders/foreheads?

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anaheim was jealous

They never got their invitation to the Leno show even though they are in his backyard

by alpo on Mar 17, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

To be fair

Leno could invite me to his show right now and I’d tell him to go sit on a dick and spin.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank you

only reason I didn’t watch our guys was I refused to give Leno any ratings

by ITypedforMiles on Mar 17, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same here...

Screw Leno

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mission accomplished.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh you will see it between periods.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 17, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wiz asploded him

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 17, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

not good bro.

read the aneurysms above but everyones favorite x hawk took a run from the blueline to seabiscuits head. seeing stars.

by rustolleum on Mar 17, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

left his skates raised the elbow, the whole bit

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 17, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here the link

on youtube already

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

the announcers actually says

“Was Seabrook selling it??” like 5-10 times after watching it in slow mo

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tools

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 17, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

These announcers suck

listening to them on NHL network feed of game. WGN audio internet feed is 2 minutes behind.

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by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Are you fucking kidding me? What a pile of shit, and fuck the Anaheim announcers.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah that's either homerism to 99th percentile

or stupidity to infinity

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I suck at math, but that's alot of stupid.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh

I hope the Hawks find it in them to play an epic 3rd period

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

they do look like they're playing pissed right now

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by HawkVision on Mar 17, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pissed?

BS! I haven’t seen anyone slam one of those friggin’ ducks yet! I swear someone better kick some duck ASS because the refs are not keeping the ducks in line!

by Badgerdano on Mar 17, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

If I were Q id call for that motherfuckers head on a fucking plate

Happy St. Patrick's day

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry

should’ve elaborated…pissed, as in skating a bit harder, crashing the net, etc. Apparently the payback is being left to our tough guy, Duncan fucking Keith.

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"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 17, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup

Thank god we have an enforcer

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by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well - on the brightside

They don’t have a lead to give away…

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by imknowdummy on Mar 17, 2010 10:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

They don't have bodies to give away either

Shit throw ’em Sopel

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stop playing to level of competition.

Stop falling off, wheels.
Paging daydream nation, save us.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 17, 2010 10:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

We're doing fine imo

Sopel is now a top-4 dman lol

by alpo on Mar 17, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then we're in great shape.

Need to gain composure. I think everyone was stunned after the big tree fell.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 17, 2010 10:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Catfish!

Going out for a no 5 jersey tomorrow…

after the Sopel hat trick

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by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

from the ol' twat

TSNBobMcKenzie
  
Wisniewski’s hit on Seabrook may be the Grand Slam: Charging, Interference, Boarding and pre-meditated malice (payback for a hit on Perry)

by bangbangerang on Mar 17, 2010 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

And let me get my calculator out for that one...

Yup. Adds up to 2 mins

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Koharski...

Continually ceases to amaze me…

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by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm with you alpo.

while ovie’s play the other day was pretty senseless- it was very apparent that there was NO INTENT to injure soupy whatsoever.

BUT THIS………

just unbelievable. that’s just incredibly dangerous- and plan scary.

by bangbangerang on Mar 17, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dudette... that was profound!

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by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guh

Geico caveman…this crap was hilarious, like 5 years ago.

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"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 17, 2010 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

I can't tell if that dude is lucky or not.

He gets to do tons of cool stuff like we just saw, but he has to do it all in character, dressed as a caveman.

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by Good Robot Us's on Mar 17, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is anyone else

Seriously disappointed no one decided to take a run/fight/kill/rape Wis?

That they didn’t do anything? I mean isn’t that Eager’s main role?

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 17, 2010 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Not yet,

We still have a period to play. No need to grab an instigator, major penalty or game misconduct yet

by alpo on Mar 17, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

Because whoever got in the fight would be sure to grab PIM, from the way these refs have been selectively enforcing this game. And we can’t afford to lose anyone else, or kill any penalties that we don’t absolutely have to.

by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 17, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

that wont stop

eager

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 17, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im down, Im 6'4" 270

I cant skate worth a shit, but if i get some momentum id do some damage

Happy St. Patrick's day

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm 6'3 240

And I can skate. I’ll take that SOB through the f’ing boards.

by Badgerdano on Mar 17, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

yo dawg I'm 5'9" 155

and I can run really fast and for long distances

word.

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by mjthor on Mar 17, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thor is Ethiopian?

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sometimes. Other times I'm Kenyan.

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by mjthor on Mar 17, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Barefoot running across the Serengeti Plain.

Or taking the subway in Boston for the win.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I ran barefoot yesterday and I'm running the Boston Marathon next month.

Does that count for anything?

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by mjthor on Mar 17, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Best of luck to you.

Beware the douchebags.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope I see that Harvard guy from Good Will Hunting.

I’ll bring a lot of apples.

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by mjthor on Mar 17, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just get youah numbah.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Buff, Buff, Kane

Given your respective dimensions

by HappyPony on Mar 17, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

About a year ago I was just about Kane's size.

But I’m about 15 pounds lighter now.

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by mjthor on Mar 17, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

if he survives this game, of course

by DemonHawk on Mar 17, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I got two empties right here...

Let’s go!

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by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

sounds like fun

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 17, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

YES!

Someone needs to take that SOB out!!

by Badgerdano on Mar 17, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, we sure as bleep can't afford to lose another D-man...

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh?

During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody

wait what?

by pepe126 on Mar 17, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Finish them.

Come out and score half a dozen on Hiller.

by MaverickNJ on Mar 17, 2010 10:45 PM CDT reply actions  

I want to see Buff

Destroy him – blind shoulder to the head

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by imknowdummy on Mar 17, 2010 10:45 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

if a hawk gets suspended for a hit on Wiz tonight, i will not mind at all….unless its more than a suspension to Wiz

by DemonHawk on Mar 17, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Worst Commish in Sports

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 10:47 PM CDT reply actions  

this guys confused

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 17, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude, Stephen Hawking isn't commissioner if a sports league.

He’s commissioner of the god damn world.

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by mjthor on Mar 17, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oopsies!

if = of

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by mjthor on Mar 17, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh hey

completely unrelated to the thread, I have a friend thinking of entering your profession and I was wondering if I could ask you a couple of questions about teaching in Chicago. Could you email me? (my email’s in my profile) Thanks.

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

EMAILD

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by mjthor on Mar 17, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good one!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

What do other teams think

If Wiz doesn’t get his in the 3rd? Hawks need to send a message – Wiz has to be taken care off TONIGHT

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by imknowdummy on Mar 17, 2010 10:50 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

HAWKS NEED AN ENFORCER TRADE KANE FOR PARROS

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by mjthor on Mar 17, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah

lets just find Probie, hook him up with some killer blow, and turn him loose

Happy St. Patrick's day

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

OH HELL YES!

Sign Laraque and Brashear and we’ll the most gruesome 4th line evarrrrrrrrrrr!

by alpo on Mar 17, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

That actually sounds pretty good right about now...

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by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

meh

they would be -4. no skill hacks

by alpo on Mar 17, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or...

Let’s just stock Rockford with enforcers — every time somebody gets knocked out we call somebody up to take care of business…

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go High On Hiller On Rebounds

That just don’t sound like no good english.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

anyone else listening to WGN radio?

Troy Murray sounded like he wanted to dick-punch Paul Devorski, and I can’t say I blame him. All the former Wiz lovers are probably out purchasing voodoo dolls right now.

In other news, what the fuck is this shit. Boynton + Sopel on the PP made me nearly wet my pants laughing (… after I stopped crying).

by gmh on Mar 17, 2010 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Troy Murray is such a nice guy in real life

People forget he used to feed people their teeth when he played for the Hawks.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I though he ate his own teeth?

I remember watching that game – it scared the shit out of me and still does.

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by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

No kidding.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, he literally almost ate it

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

ND Sioux

Loved him as a Hawk, hated him as a Sioux.

by Badgerdano on Mar 17, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man, that shot from Buff

Nearly knocked the net off it’s moorings.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

why

are these douchesacks booing Hossa?

by ITypedforMiles on Mar 17, 2010 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

I was wondering about that...

nucking futz

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by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Theyre all czech

They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em!

by ZootSuitZombie on Mar 17, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

They aren't booing.

They are saying Boo-Urns.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!

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by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Revenge for his baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by alpo on Mar 17, 2010 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

DUNC

Suck it Wiz!

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by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Suck it hard

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by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Keith scoring for his partner!

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- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 17, 2010 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

YEAH KEITH

YEAH THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT

by gmh on Mar 17, 2010 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes!!!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Dunc!

Scored one for his buddy!

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

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by HappyHuman on Mar 17, 2010 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

One of the more satisfying goals all season

by alpo on Mar 17, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

suck it

wiz

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 17, 2010 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Perfect timing for JustinTV feed to go down!

Yay.

FUCK YES!!! …on the goal I know now was scored based on these reactions.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 17, 2010 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Video review - are you shitting me?

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
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by stacie7 on Mar 17, 2010 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

They finally got one right.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 17, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

well you just saw that right

he’s a one man circus, spinning around

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wasn't high

Hossa’s goal

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by imknowdummy on Mar 17, 2010 11:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Koharski...

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 11:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Son of a Bit...

I was about 5 minutes behind on my DVR.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 11:01 PM CDT reply actions  

GOOD GOAL

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 11:01 PM CDT reply actions  

woo!

good goal

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 17, 2010 11:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes, good goal

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 17, 2010 11:02 PM CDT reply actions  

yes!

I don’t care whose goal it was, just that it’s a goal!

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by KofC on Mar 17, 2010 11:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Hiller didn't bitch

so you know it was good.

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by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Being a Blackhawks fan is giving me existential angst

I think I need to follow a calmer sport. Like golf.

OK, calmer but not comatose. So not golf.

by rsncrntz on Mar 17, 2010 11:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Basketball?

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

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by HappyHuman on Mar 17, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

not basketball

they got guns and shit

Happy St. Patrick's day

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whoops

So much for Hendry being Bobby Orr.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 11:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Haha

Hendry with his Campbell impression going coast to coast. and damn you Hiller!

by alpo on Mar 17, 2010 11:03 PM CDT reply actions  

I hate you Hiller

and your shiny helmet!

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by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 11:04 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK you Hiller

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by imknowdummy on Mar 17, 2010 11:04 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Burn in Hiller.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 11:04 PM CDT reply actions  

They were good

for the first 30 seconds… but “the reputation of Hjalmarsson” are you shitting me?

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well they didn't say anything directly

but were implying he was dirty and/or a headhunter

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

apparently for taking runs at players

since that’s what they’re calling every hawks check

by ElHoju on Mar 17, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

???huh???

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought he just had a reputation

for liking stylish yet affordable mass produced imported furniture

Happy St. Patrick's day

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

And meatballs.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

or his reputation

for having his name mispronounced by every single announcer ever.

(Seriously, in Philly they announced him as “Nicklas Hammerstein,” I needed a drink immediately.)

by gmh on Mar 17, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

As far as I know...

Thank God he’s still in there/He’s apart of our FIRST pair!?
Usually there/WHAT. THE. FUUUUUCK!?
Fine./New guy

But yeah, you’re right.

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"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 17, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I keep misreading Hiller as Hitler

for real, I’m not breaking Godwin’s Law. (invoking? whatever)

by shinkicker on Mar 17, 2010 11:05 PM CDT reply actions  

I was making fun of dopey NHL.com headlines w/wordplay on players’ names (i.e. last night, Erat-icated) and a frequent commenter on my blog joked about someone using “Heil Hiller” someday

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by KofC on Mar 17, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

That could only end in hilarity and lawsuits.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I’d be tempted to photoshop it as a fake headline if 1) I knew how 2) I wasn’t afraid of getting sued by the NHL (they follow me on Twitter!)

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by KofC on Mar 17, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lost in all this

is Crawford’s had some great stops so far this period

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 11:05 PM CDT reply actions  

so it's settled

he is the savior. done. print up the T-shirts

by DemonHawk on Mar 17, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he didn't go Kippersoff vs USA

On us, he’d be perfect

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by imknowdummy on Mar 17, 2010 11:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

He's young - the young do very silly things.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 17, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing

but not willing to say/write it

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not to call anyone out EQUIRE02!

but yeah, I think he wrote something like “debate over”
LOL

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Another no call, even the Duck announcers said it

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by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

Even the Anaheim announcers have called out a couple of no-calls now…

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 11:12 PM CDT reply actions  

GARGHHHHHHHH!

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 11:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Hossa!

Why no score?

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

ohhhhh dat horse guy

almost got a goal

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by Battery on Mar 17, 2010 11:13 PM CDT reply actions  

We should have 10 goals tonight

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by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, me too

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by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bolland on the point?

Jesus Wept.

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by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 11:14 PM CDT reply actions  

The only thing worse

Buff on the point

Happy St. Patrick's day

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alright boys

although clown shoes are hilarious…put them away. Please, sweet Lord, please.

Do we need Mullet Power!?!?!

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 17, 2010 11:14 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm thinking we're allowed clownshoes

with Bolland and Boynton as our point men

by alpo on Mar 17, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dear Santa

I want a Power Play Goal

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 11:14 PM CDT reply actions  

You are correct!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 17, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

HA!

Rec’d

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"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 17, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 17, 2010 11:15 PM CDT reply actions  

quit posting pics of yourself!

this is supposed to be a place of anonymity

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

no zapatos de los payasos

por favor

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 17, 2010 11:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Durrrrrr...

Boynton shoot puck straight!

Side effects may include: Thrifty Knuckles, Sexual Nightmares, and Sleep Crime

by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 11:15 PM CDT reply actions  

My favorite thing about the Blackhawks power play

Is how every player seems to just stand still, it makes it nice and easy to read the jersey numbers.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Mar 17, 2010 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Its gotten to the point

that I use Hawk PP time to go get another beer or for a smoke break…thats sad

Happy St. Patrick's day

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

HOly Shit

what the fuck is going on!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by alpo on Mar 17, 2010 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF IS THIS SHIT

FUCK YOU PERRY FUCK YOU KOIVU FUCK YOU BETTMAN FUCK YOU ANAHEIM FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
ALSO, FUCK YOU

wait what?

by pepe126 on Mar 17, 2010 11:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Just when we thought

the universe had returned to semi-normal…

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 11:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh fuck this

Let’s just have a line brawl now. Why not?

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 11:18 PM CDT reply actions  

That is the definition of interference.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 11:18 PM CDT reply actions  

total bullshit

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 17, 2010 11:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck this shit

Going to bed

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance 1B/Manager 1908 World Champion Chicago Cubs

by imknowdummy on Mar 17, 2010 11:18 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

FUCK THIS SHIT

ANAHEIM IS NOW DISPLAYED WITH HAVING A POWERPLAY.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Mar 17, 2010 11:18 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCKING HELL

to quote Troy Murray: WHAT AN ABSOLUTE JOKE

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by KofC on Mar 17, 2010 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Sopel

a wee bit of an attempted sell there i think (still bullshit)

Happy St. Patrick's day

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't think so

Anybody else, yes. I fully believe Sopel is not capable of maintaining his balance.

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is so bad

It’s fucking hilarious.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

4 on 4

This is a good thing.

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

who's our 4?

sopel, buff, hendy and boynton?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sopel should've braced for it

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Toe Pick?

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by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup

but it was open ice, so apparently ok, right?

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fucking disgusting

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 17, 2010 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Second City Hockey

by Battery on Mar 17, 2010 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Im new

is there a joke behind this?

Happy St. Patrick's day

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Luna Schnoz(sp?)

Part of the low budget advertising turned into photoshop motivation gold.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Mar 17, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a Kafka-esque depiction

of how absurd this game is… well, kinda. Or, not really.

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm actually furious right now.

Side effects may include: Thrifty Knuckles, Sexual Nightmares, and Sleep Crime

by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 11:21 PM CDT reply actions  

So much you ran out of curse words?

That’s what I’m going through… I’m so glad my new roommate hasn’t moved in yet.

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

My wife is sick and alseep

Otherwise I’d be screaming right now.

Side effects may include: Thrifty Knuckles, Sexual Nightmares, and Sleep Crime

by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now?

What took you so long?? I’ve been pacing and furious since that cheap shot on Seabs!

by Badgerdano on Mar 17, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gotta get one

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by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I can’t believe i put off studying for a final to see this BS

by DemonHawk on Mar 17, 2010 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I really hate to ask this

but did Toews look injured there? He let the puck go by twice and didn’t seem to be lifting his arm

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

At this point

Nothing would shock me.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 17, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's out there

thank god!

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't belive 4 sets of eyes allowed that to happen

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by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't blame the Ducks

If they can get away with this shit, you go ahead and do it. Lots of bad officiating tonight all over the ice. How is that not an interference call? Sopel didn’t have the puck — yet and gets shoved down.

by San Diego Smooth Jazz Man on Mar 17, 2010 11:23 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm going to be a total bitch tmo at work

I apologize in advance to my coworkers.

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 11:23 PM CDT reply actions  

What Bullshit

If that referee is not being paid off I’ll fucking kiss Huet’s ass. That had to be the worst non-call I have ever seen in all my years of watching all professional sports. What fucking bullshit. That ref has to be suspended…that was ridiculous.

by husler777 on Mar 17, 2010 11:24 PM CDT reply actions  

I'll take a shitty, fluky, soft as hell goal right now

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by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Especially that

we’re due

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by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was the

last really happy moment I’ve had

by aeroplane on Mar 17, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

D'oh! Wrong net!

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by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

sounds good to me

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 17, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why the hell

hasn’t anyone pounded Wisniewski to a bloody pulp?

by Katherine215 on Mar 17, 2010 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

We’re already fucked.

And Q has basically said through his actions that these points don’t really matter anymore.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 17, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

If we somehow unfuck ourselves, I will happily eat my words and my hat. But I seriously doubt it.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 17, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually

Hossa has so many shorthanded goals, we may be better off that way.

wait what?

by pepe126 on Mar 17, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm dissapointed

they haven’t gone at Wiz

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 17, 2010 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Probably because it's a one goal game

Let’s hope he’s on the ice for the last shift – post game beatdown.

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is pre-season right?

Most of these guys will be sent down once the season begins. No worries…

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

and noone even fucked up wizpolishnamecan’t spell either

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 17, 2010 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Crawford's thinking

typical call here in the A-H……uh, wait…..

by San Diego Smooth Jazz Man on Mar 17, 2010 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Boynton needs to score

just to even this shit out

"The Hawks need a lube job on their offense right now."-Pat Foley

by Bell_Boy on Mar 17, 2010 11:27 PM CDT reply actions  

can we pull crawford

and have kaner just shoot on net and Parise will just clean up the rebound?

Second City Hockey

by Battery on Mar 17, 2010 11:28 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK IT

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:28 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF?

Bad coaching or is Crawford a mental midget?

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 11:29 PM CDT reply actions  

that was just pathetic

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 17, 2010 11:29 PM CDT reply actions  

BOYNTON!

Thank you for giving us something to cheer about…

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 11:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck this shit

"The Hawks need a lube job on their offense right now."-Pat Foley

by Bell_Boy on Mar 17, 2010 11:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Boynton

good man

Happy St. Patrick's day

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 11:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Go Boynton!

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 17, 2010 11:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Wiz’ eye was black and his nose was bleeding.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 17, 2010 11:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's make it three.

Hawks lose with 2 seconds left.
Hawks blow 3 goal lead.
Hawks get a absolute pisser from the refs and lose to a shitty team.

Fuck!!!

by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 17, 2010 11:30 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Good job New-Havlat

Sad that the new guy is the only one willing to beat the crap out of Wiz

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 17, 2010 11:30 PM CDT reply actions  

I agree

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by KofC on Mar 17, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's got the right idea

Like chevrier was saying, why can’t our regular guys have this attitude? We’re being taken advantage of…

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUCKING PUSSY WITH A VISOR

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 11:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Boynton

just earned his place here

Second City Hockey

by Battery on Mar 17, 2010 11:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Broken Nose

would last him a lifetime. I hope Boynton smashed it. I only wish someone had drilled Weisnewski into the boards and left him wondering what state he was in.

by Badgerdano on Mar 17, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

and while the Ducks were breaking out

Whatthefuckever. Good night.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 17, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

my theory too

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 17, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Refs 1, Hawks 0

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by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:32 PM CDT reply actions  

more like refs 3 hawks 0

There were 3 huge fuckups

Second City Hockey

by Battery on Mar 17, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you're right

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone who says the refs didn’t have anything to do with this result deserves a cattle prod up their urethra…

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 17, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

usually words dont bother me

but this image is seared into my head….thanks

by DemonHawk on Mar 17, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I’m a vindictive SOB. And very creative.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 17, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

ouch

Happy St. Patrick's day

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good fucking luck falling asleep

I feel like I want to go get into a bar fight right now

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance 1B/Manager 1908 World Champion Chicago Cubs

by imknowdummy on Mar 17, 2010 11:33 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

+10000

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

man

I have what is essentially a job interview in 2 days… this sleeplessness is going to hurt ><

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Could be 0-3 trip

Best chance against the Kings. AZ is sold out. Hopefully it’s all transplanted Chicagoans, or it will be a horrible night in Glendale.

by San Diego Smooth Jazz Man on Mar 17, 2010 11:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, I want to go but don't feel like paying $45 for SRO

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by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not, but I'm still looking on Craigslist & Ebay

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by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

For face value

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by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

$45 for SRO is a bargain for United Center games these days…

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by KofC on Mar 17, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure

Not used to sell outs here in the desert. But, winning hockey always changes that.

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

The sellout has

to for all the Chicagoans visiting spring training and transplants. It has to be. Had I gone to ST this year, i would have bought tickets 2 months ago.

by San Diego Smooth Jazz Man on Mar 17, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I used to be able to walk up to the window on game night

and get a decent seat. Now that the Yotes are in the playoffs, they have been packing them in. And, as you say, with ST going on, it stands to reason it’s a sell out. My bad planning. Oh well.

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have mixed feelings about Phoenix as a hockey market, but if the Coyotes are doing well I’d hope they draw crowds. It’s sad too see how many NHL arenas have to rely on opposing teams’ fans…

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by KofC on Mar 17, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

This place is the poster child for that

but, to be fair, it takes time to grow your fanbase from the cradle to adults. Especially if they suck for 99% of their seasons. The Cardinals were the same until the new stadium and getting into the playoffs.

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by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate blaming the refs for stuff

but they deserve it tonight. They screwed us over.

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 17, 2010 11:34 PM CDT reply actions  

They screwed us dry

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

When ridiculously homebody announcers

start commenting on no-calls on their OWN FUCKING TEAM

you know there’s a problem…

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dear Paul Devorski

FUCK YOU!!

YOU ARE A GARBAGE DISPOSAL OF COITUS!!

I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR OWN VOMIT AND YOUR WIFE GOES LORENA BOBBIT ON YOU…

Sincerely,

Coach Q
P.S. Burish fucked your wife last night…

My dad taught me three thing at my first hockey game at age 5:

Always buy the Blue Line..
Dino [Ciccarelli] is a queen-o
Detroit Sucks!!

by notsince61 on Mar 17, 2010 11:37 PM CDT reply actions  

and gave here herpes

the gift that keeps on giving!

Happy St. Patrick's day

by BigCSouthside on Mar 17, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Burish

I’m very disappointed in that Badger.

by Badgerdano on Mar 17, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm wondering

What percentage of game misconducts and major penalties are given to players on the home team?

by DemonHawk on Mar 17, 2010 11:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Kane slashed

I forget who, right in front of the ref in the third. A Duck had gotten away with the same play, seconds before — no call. It was as if Kane dared the ref to whistle, he did not.

There were at least 2 other non-calls in the third on both teams, prior to the go-ahead goal.

Awful, awful night by 2 refs.

by San Diego Smooth Jazz Man on Mar 17, 2010 11:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Which directly led to the non-call

on Sopel. So many non-calls…so, if no whistles, do whatever

by San Diego Smooth Jazz Man on Mar 17, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Letting them play is one thing

but when one team is clearly taking advantage of it at the expense of a classier team…

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stay classy Jagaloos

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope he goes ballistic

He should pull an Ozzie Guillen, just once… we need it.

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure if it's televised

but it’s usually up on the Hawks’ site shortly after the game. It’s not there yet though. They may be busy bleeping out all the swear words.

by Katherine215 on Mar 18, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Video's still not up but
Blackhawks coach Quenneville on Wisniewski’s hit on Seabrook: “He tried to hurt him. That’s as bad a hit as you can ever have in the game.”

‎ChrisKuc‎ – twitter.com – 1 minute ago

by VerStig on Mar 18, 2010 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Strong words

after what happened to Soupy =(

by VerStig on Mar 18, 2010 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

He makes a good point

I thought we did play pretty well in the 3rd… as somebody mentioned if it weren’t for Hiller, we should’ve scored 10.

Oh and he does really look like he’s about to explode. I feel like inanimate objects were harmed at some point after that interview…

by VerStig on Mar 18, 2010 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Are you suggesting that Q hit Sopel?

Well, at least he couldn’t do any damage…

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 18, 2010 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'd bet on it

It just sucks because it seems like we’re turning a corner and starting to get our shit together and play solid 60-minute games (aside from the late meltdowns we saw over the weekend), and then tonight happens. I think even the most objective person would argue that Anaheim had that win hand-delivered to them by the refs.

by ITypedforMiles on Mar 18, 2010 12:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

what is the point of Eager and Burish?

They deserved to be healthy scratched tomorrow, for sitting on their hands all game. Let Fraser and Kospecky play.

by TJ3117 on Mar 17, 2010 11:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Agreed

Both were worthless tonight.

by Badgerdano on Mar 17, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

In all fairness

I did see the 4th line have a good shift in the 3rd, kept it in for a good minute and a half

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Couldn't agree more

more fraser, less fuckity and fuck

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Normally, I would say we should beat them on the scoreboard

but I’m disappointed no one took on Wiz besides Keith and Boynton.

Eager, Burish, Brouwer, all silent.

by Katherine215 on Mar 17, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Definitely Fraser for Eager.

At least Fraser can kill penalties and take face-offs pretty well and doesn’t screw up as much as Eager.

by Spotacus on Mar 17, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Forgot to mention that.

He is very good at taking punches to the face as well.

by Spotacus on Mar 17, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought Boynton

did a pretty good job taking his place for that tonight

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

just put Teletubbies on the tv in the locker room, Eager won’t care if he doesnt play

by DemonHawk on Mar 17, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

So, I'm actually allergic to alcohol

And that’s not a joke… but I’m starting to eye that Jack Daniels on the windowsill in the other room…

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 11:43 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm not allergic

but I’m on meds (antibiotics) and damn, there’s a lot of beer downstairs that I could be drinking right now. Although I think I’m more in the mood to hit something instead.

by ahnfire on Mar 18, 2010 1:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just be glad...

You dont have to stomach the announcers on Fox Sports West really puffing on the Ducks nuts over this win in the post game.

Hot Dogs are like a T-Bone Steak where I come from.

by Uncle Buttershoe on Mar 17, 2010 11:44 PM CDT reply actions  

I've turned to reruns of

“Green Acres” on TV Land. Makes more sense than Ducks Post-game.

by San Diego Smooth Jazz Man on Mar 17, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Youve got a point

Ditto from San Diego

Hot Dogs are like a T-Bone Steak where I come from.

by Uncle Buttershoe on Mar 17, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I almost made the trip to Anaheim this afternoon too...

I damn sure wont drive to the ghetto up in L.A. either. Too much sushi at these so cal venues for me.

Hot Dogs are like a T-Bone Steak where I come from.

by Uncle Buttershoe on Mar 17, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

We'll see how we respond Sat nite

Hawks & Yotes don’t like each other. Should be a good one.

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:45 PM CDT reply actions  

I've always liked that idea

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by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't really know where to start?

What’s our freaking roster? Who is this team?? 4 of 6 D-men: Hendry, Sopel, Boynton, and if Seabs is out, we’re most likely soon to see Cullimore (unless they actually move Buff now). Anyone else ever think they’d be saying they’ll be thrilled to see Huet and Niemi back just so we have one less AHLer??

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 11:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Crawdog

Aside from the fellatio of a shortie, he played quite well.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 17, 2010 11:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

He did

I have no problem with his play other than the shortie

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by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

not just saying that, I really rec’d it. I’m glad I had the online feed muted (sometimes it’s WGN, this time it was Anaheim) so I didn’t hear “selling it.” I suppose clips will show them saying it but I’ll mute those too.

now I just have to keep myself from reading what Ducks fans are saying on Twitter; I’m certainly staying away from them on SBN.

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by KofC on Mar 17, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

In all fairness

The color guy did apologize for saying it, a little while later… but that was still pretty callous.

by VerStig on Mar 17, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

true, I heard he apologized. Now this is up on Puck Daddy and the comments mostly haven’t made me angry so far, but I’m sure they’ll get much worse. I’ve never seen so many people on Twitter say they’re off for the night or taking the whole day off…gonna be some bad blood about this

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by KofC on Mar 18, 2010 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

JayZ

already wrote a fairly scathing blog post about it… it’s going to be interesting to see the reaction, to say the least.

by VerStig on Mar 18, 2010 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

How Can they be allowed to referree?

When the puck is right there so everyone is watching it and a guy comes up behind you, cross checks you so that you leave your feet completely w/o touching the puck and that is not called, why the fuck do we need referees at all? If that was a playground game w/o refs everyone on the ice would agree to call that a penalty. I am thinking back and I cannot think of a worse referee decision ever in any sport I have ever watched. How can those guys be professionally paid referees? I don’t understand.

by husler777 on Mar 17, 2010 11:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Both zebras should be fined and suspended for their no-show tonight

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by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

How can both miss such an obvious call?

by HappyPony on Mar 18, 2010 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

I concur, sir.

I can’t recall such a mockery of officiating. It’s like they were scared to make intelligent decisions. I think they were capitvated by Sopel and his superman style.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 17, 2010 11:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Even my dog was mad

He started barking at the TV when I yelled FUUUUCK after that third goal

by hawkswin!hawkswin! on Mar 17, 2010 11:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Dont Refs get evaluated for games like this?

They do it in football. Missed calls are looked at by the league.

Hot Dogs are like a T-Bone Steak where I come from.

by Uncle Buttershoe on Mar 17, 2010 11:53 PM CDT reply actions  

I think they do

but the guys reviewing them are the same ones that didn’t suspend Cooke for his hit on Savard last week.

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 17, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice work, NHL.

Hooray for headhunting and incompetency.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 18, 2010 12:01 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Well folks

I’m outta here to let this POS game ebb out of my skull lol

For everyone in CST, enjoy your last 5 mins of St Patty’s Day!

Time to crack one and relax. Slainte!

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by BigJohnAZ on Mar 17, 2010 11:54 PM CDT reply actions  

thanks for reminding me

cracked

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Erin Go Bra-less!

Hot Dogs are like a T-Bone Steak where I come from.

by Uncle Buttershoe on Mar 17, 2010 11:55 PM CDT reply actions  

After this game

I will shoot any fucking crybaby Nucks or Scum fan that says their teams are picked on by the refs.

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 17, 2010 11:56 PM CDT reply actions  

well

there’s goes the self defense alibi…

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 17, 2010 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Quick! Put a towel over your face cdz

they can’t see you that way

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 18, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

I should have gone

with Skull-Fck

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 18, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

um

not a big HGTTG fan eh?

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 18, 2010 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Line from Hitchhikers

Damn, I missed that one. Very good

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by cdz3210 on Mar 18, 2010 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

75$ bail

What a bargain!

Hot Dogs are like a T-Bone Steak where I come from.

by Uncle Buttershoe on Mar 18, 2010 12:00 AM CDT reply actions  

I wonder if the wrap for this game

is going to be just one four letter word…

by VerStig on Mar 18, 2010 12:00 AM CDT reply actions  

Twat?

For ‘twat’ the fuck was that?

by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 18, 2010 12:03 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

TWAT, should've been the 3rd period GDT title

Target Wiz’s Ass Tonight

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 18, 2010 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

How far out of the playoffs are they?

I hope the Ducks make it in just so we can beat them.

by VerStig on Mar 18, 2010 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

We might be out of players by then

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 18, 2010 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

We'll have WHLers playing

by the way, more good news. Kyle Beach is hurt from a knee-to-knee hit, but at least it doesn’t appear to be serious.

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 18, 2010 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

THIS SUMS UP THE GAME

READ MY LIPS

Second City Hockey

by Battery on Mar 18, 2010 12:05 AM CDT reply actions  

His Head looks

like the Martians in Mars Attacks.

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by cdz3210 on Mar 18, 2010 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol

recorded off my HD tv and my iphone, probably bad angle. wanted to post it quickly

Second City Hockey

by Battery on Mar 18, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think

People should start picketing the arenas and start throwing buckets of fake blood on refs as they enter the arena…

ok..maybe I shouldn’t be watching reruns of Arrested Development right now.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 18, 2010 12:08 AM CDT reply actions  

I know guys will be returning so it's not the end of the world, but...

this is almost half of our current roster (including healthy scratches), assuming Seabs is out for tomorrow:
1. Sopel
2. Hendry
3. Boynton
4. Cullimore?? (or Johnsson if he’s back)
5. Crawford
6. Buff
7. Eager
8. Kopecky
9. Burish
10. Fraser

Impressive huh? I just had to see that in writing to believe it…

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 18, 2010 12:09 AM CDT reply actions  

Bottom Line - You dont lose to a shitty

Team like the Ducks. Hawks are playing like shit right now. They need the energy they showed against the Canucks.

by Duck99 on Mar 18, 2010 12:14 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

was someone actually asking?

well, Twitter was down for a half-hour tonight…maybe there’s some delayed messages getting through. or people are too lazy to look anywhere else on the internet…

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by KofC on Mar 18, 2010 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thank God Buff didn't get hurt tonight

…..He was certainly able to bring his lazy level of play to the other side of the ice. Why is he still here?

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Mar 18, 2010 12:14 AM CDT reply actions  

Troy Murray -

“Where Lysiak when you need him?”

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by cdz3210 on Mar 18, 2010 12:15 AM CDT reply actions  

Just got home

Fuck that BS game! Fuck the announcers and Fuck Wizdick and a special wrapped package of Fuck you to the refs!

On the bright side Crawford was no worse then Huet or Niemi, but boy was that a stupid clear he attempted!

by Buttfudge on Mar 18, 2010 12:26 AM CDT reply actions  

Buff played like he was interested tonight, and I give credit to the duck announcer for apologizing. Even the homerism ended when he saw the replay. Sopel did not suck tonight. I am unsure exactly what game the refs were watching, but I hope it was better than what was televised.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 18, 2010 12:51 AM CDT reply actions  

Buf might not have been completely embarrassing

but I’m embarrassed for him. Another near line brawl with Buf on the ice and Versteeg has to get in the middle while Buf hides in the background playing grabass.

tremendously tremendous

by Crease Monkey on Mar 18, 2010 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

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