Why Don't You Come Back From Way Out West: Hawks @ Kings Second Period Thread
by Matthew Dirt on Mar 18, 2010 10:22 PM CDT
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First Period Stats:
Shots: Hawks - 11 Kings - 6
Hits: Hawks - 7 Kings - 10
Faceoffs: Hawks - 10 Kings - 1
Blocked Shots: Hawks - 3 Kings - 3
Other things of note:
Duncan Keith has already played over 10 minutes - he and Buff are leading with two shots each. Dave Bolland is getting killed at the draw so far. The Blackhawks have biffed approximately 73 passes so far...
Also - R.I.P. Alex Chilton
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Chilton gone?
Someone gave him his last ticket for an airplane.
I’m sorry ti hear that, he was a great talent.
Confusion will be my epitaph.
by krome on Mar 18, 2010 10:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
The news broke while last night’s game was going on but I don’t know if anyone mentioned it here. Things were depressing enough already. Never got to see him perform…
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SCH's Resident Goalie Fixation Specialist
He was most unappreciated
"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse
Keith thinks he is in the Matrix the way he moves his stick
"All questions must be submitted in writing"
This game sucks so far
The Hawks look like they’re about to shit their pants out of fear.
I want crisp passes, I want smooth plays, and I want somebody screening Quick.
Preferably whoever is going in the door, because quick let in 5 goals
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 18, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I want a beer and a hummer too...
might get the beer.
Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.
by DrEmilioLizardo on Mar 18, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Is Buff really a -10 now??
(yeah, we already knew Sopel was one)
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 18, 2010 10:32 PM CDT reply actions
All those surprised
Weep quietly into your snuggie.
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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 18, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I think he's only a -1 as a defenseman though..
so there’s that
by Matthew Dirt on Mar 18, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Over basically one full game now
If he averages out at about a -.5 after his time is up back there on the AHL Hawks, I think i’d be ok with that
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 18, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy hell
I knew his +/- was ugly but I’d have never guessed it was that bad. How’s it even possible on this team?
see: Kopecky, Tomas -7
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 18, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Pretty sure Pat and Edzo are completely sloshed.
Celebrating the first completed pass of the period? O…kay.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 18, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions
After the way the first went, it is worth celebrating.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 18, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
they certainly amuse themselves every game...
but the brownies Mrs Edzo made for them in the first have definitely kicked in.
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 18, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
so...
i just got home to watch the game heard sops is out… do we have a healthy d-man? or are we just going to take the russians plan, in witch we will just throw out 5 fowards and hope we outscore everybody?
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 18, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions
he just took a stick to the face
no worries, he went and grabbed his spare and got back in the game.
by gmh on Mar 18, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
does he have a extra set of “fast legs” he can swap?
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 18, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
give Sopel a break
he deceptively slow
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 18, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
He's back
just some stitches to the face, you can’t even tell he was hurt
by Katherine215 on Mar 18, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
ok thanks
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 18, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
It looks like he has a stitches mustache
I can’t tell if that is an improvement to his looks or not.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
You could drink grain alcohol
And not get enough in you to want to take a pass at some “chick” in a Vancouver limo.
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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 18, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
he just said to clune…hey how bout i beat yer ass again?
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 18, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
2nd Period Power Play Unit (Redux)
Carried over from previous post
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
Sopel under the hood.
Side effects may include: Thrifty Knuckles, Sexual Nightmares, and Sleep Crime
by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 18, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
been a while
since we’ve seen one of those frozen rope wristers from the faceoff circle out of kane
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 18, 2010 10:40 PM CDT reply actions
whoa
first time i’ve seen headgear get knocked off in forever
especially on a shot
angry bird is angry .
Quick's High School
Is pissed because he skipped their game tonight to play for the Kings
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 18, 2010 10:41 PM CDT reply actions
Jaysus
his helmet came off like a shot/
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 18, 2010 10:42 PM CDT reply actions
Like it was held on by rubber bands wound too tightly.
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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 18, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you ever have the rubber band gun?
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 18, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh yeah.
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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 18, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
...back, and to the left....
"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse
wow
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
so edzo...
might be more drunk then me… and thats scary
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 18, 2010 10:43 PM CDT reply actions
how
can they be outshot 9 – 0 when he just got hit in the dome?
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 18, 2010 10:44 PM CDT reply actions
Quick is tall
would it have gone in if Quick weren’t in the way?
if not, not a shot on goal
Confusion will be my epitaph.
by krome on Mar 18, 2010 10:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Polish air force?
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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 18, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah
Oddly it’s Russian.
But its a giant bloated pig of a flying boat thingy
by doubleohpsycho on Mar 18, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
What the hell is it?
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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 18, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
A cruise missile/rescue ship
“1987 was the year when the first 350 tons ground effect "ship" from the series of Soviet battle missile carriers was produced. It was called Lun after the Russian name for a bird of prey – hen harrier. Another name for this vehicle was Project 903. It carried 6 Moskit cruise missiles (SS-N-22 Sunburn in NATO classification). Hitting four of them causes inevitable sinking of a vessel of any know type and size. The second Lun-class battle aircraft was supposed to be produced in several years but due to the end of cold war and partial disarmament the project was changed to a rescue aircraft and it was never finished. "
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/09/22/caspian_sea_monster/print.html
The satellite picture in the middle of the page shows how bloaty it really is.
by doubleohpsycho on Mar 18, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Good lord
I’m a aviation nerd, and I’d never heard of such a thing. Kinda cool, i guess
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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 18, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Doughty should be worried.
Buff may believe he is actually made of dough.
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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 18, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
jebus...
they are St. Patty’s day hammered
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 18, 2010 10:48 PM CDT reply actions
Seconded.
Did Edzo steal Kaner’s stash?
by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 18, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
foley talking about wardrobe malfunctions creeps me out
"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "
by jesus christos on Mar 18, 2010 10:48 PM CDT reply actions
So am I, it’s fun!
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 18, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
kind of?
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 18, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
edzo reminds me of this guy...
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 18, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Quick's Mom
makes him eat his veggies.
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 18, 2010 10:48 PM CDT reply actions
LA has no SOG this period?
Damn. Heard it on the radio a few minutes ago and the screen just showed it’s still true.
a little chippy: a blog, mostly hockey
SCH's Resident Goalie Fixation Specialist
Off Topic,
But those Miller Lite commercials make me want to pour out a Miller Lite. And that’s just not right.
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 18, 2010 10:50 PM CDT reply actions
Min Wild got ass handed to them 5-0
but Barker is now the team’s +/- leader at +5 (tied). Our boy Kim Johnsson just moved into 3rd for them with +3.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 18, 2010 10:52 PM CDT reply actions
Anyone else getting choppy feed from AT&T?
Just got home and now the radio seems like it was better
wait what?
Hey Eager -
shoot at the net in the middle Mr Concussed!
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
Finally!
"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse
whoo!
Thanks for giving me reason to stay awake
by ITypedforMiles on Mar 18, 2010 10:53 PM CDT reply actions
go someone!
"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "
by jesus christos on Mar 18, 2010 10:53 PM CDT reply actions
Tazer
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 18, 2010 10:53 PM CDT reply actions
Look at Hendry playing his ass off.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
I think it was Brouwer
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Love
Brouwer chillin on the net with the celebration while Quick naps in the net below.
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 18, 2010 10:54 PM CDT reply actions
haha
Found it amusing, as fondless is the opposite of fondness. Eh? Forgive me, I’m tired.
by ITypedforMiles on Mar 18, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Sometimes when they say Kane and Toews
I think it’s one word KaneandToews. It makes me happy knowing we’ll be hearing that for awhile
He obviously can't see my pile of empty Coors Lights.
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 18, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
You at a banquet?
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 18, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
all the young hockey players i know
are taping this game on their VHS tapes…1998
angry bird is angry .
if they throw their hands at the crossbar, how do they hold onto the sticks?
Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.
by DrEmilioLizardo on Mar 18, 2010 10:56 PM CDT reply actions
Are we all happy now
that we know how to elevate the puck in close? lol
"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse
Nothing wrong with a woman getting drunk. I just prefer to do it at home out of the spotlight.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
how are guys...
ever susposed to give you respect for being able to drink like a champ if you do that… its just supporting the sterotype that women can’t drink. since we will only see the lightweights
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 18, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I had those moments in my college days.
I was told I was pretty impressive. I don’t really remember.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
should I tell my story about the malt liquor on Metra?
heh, that was an accomplishment
a little chippy: a blog, mostly hockey
SCH's Resident Goalie Fixation Specialist
yes please
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 18, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
friend and I both like trains, and that you can drink on Metra. decided to drink 40 oz malt liquor on a Sat. Metra ride. I thought we’d split one but we EACH got a Cobra, and drank it all on a 45 min. ride back from Blue Island to the Loop.
then we drank a while at the bar in Millennium Station. then we drank a while at a suburban bar.
I didn’t get sick or have a hangover the next day…I don’t think I’d ever even had malt liquor before.
a little chippy: a blog, mostly hockey
SCH's Resident Goalie Fixation Specialist
love it...
nothing like impromtu Edward 40’s hands on the train
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 18, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
it's my greatest accomplishment
drinks-wise, at least. I’m not sure drinking on Saturday nights on Metra is allowed. It wasn’t a festival weekend where they banned all drinking, though.
a little chippy: a blog, mostly hockey
SCH's Resident Goalie Fixation Specialist
true
although for a 45 min ride back to LaSalle which has real bathrooms, didn’t need them…unless one of us had gotten sick.
a little chippy: a blog, mostly hockey
SCH's Resident Goalie Fixation Specialist
I used to take Metra home each night...
It had a bar car… heaven!
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
i remember...
taking the metra to the southside parade… pre mixed jack and cokes on the train… those were the days. tear
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 18, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Isn't this LA?
You’d expect to see Nicholson with a pair of tinted chemistry goggles back there or something
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 18, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
If this gets out of hand
He’ll come in, hog the puck and shoot from EVERYWHERE
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 18, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
This is what I was saying before!
and you all thought I was just drunk
by Katherine215 on Mar 18, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
well be honest with us...
are you drunk katherine?
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 18, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
No, have to work tomorrow.
I’m just glad to have some vindication here
by Katherine215 on Mar 18, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I had, I just saw it now.
Thank you, I like when people agree with me. Even on trivial matters like shoddy camera work.
by Katherine215 on Mar 18, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
and "They're finding some holes"
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
They are starting to remind me...
of Harry Carey and Jimmy Piersall…
When they were with the Sox…
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
Exactly!
I’m trying to hear the beer cans clinking around their feet…
I just hope they don’t say something stupid like Harry did… then they’ll wind up with the Cubs!
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
Jimmy P is my neighbor now
Confusion will be my epitaph.
by krome on Mar 18, 2010 11:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Best Edzo line ever
“Just keep whacking away at it until you make someone come.” Then silence on air for a while.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
by stacie7 on Mar 18, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm together with your plan
Spoonman.
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what was that number...
edzo tried to say there?
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 18, 2010 11:05 PM CDT reply actions
u are right...
it was pat. i need to lay off the vodka/tonics… the nice weather and having a roof top deck… doesn’t end well with decifering things
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 18, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
it was a clever fake out, make the offense think you’re gonna pass when you’re really… not?
I didn't make it strong. I mean, its not comfortable, but its not THAT strong!
He was bored
Tried to shake things up a little
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Crawford
back in net?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 18, 2010 11:07 PM CDT reply actions
I think Niemi, Crawford and kopecky
went to the same puck handling school.
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
Much better period
Still BORING though – I think my gf fell asleep on the couch.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
Or the WTF IS THE REF… etc.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 18, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll take boring as long as we are still winning
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Yeah, last night was to upsetting
"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse
I guess I'd forgotten
what it’s like not to be raging/despondent during a game.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
I'd rather lose 7-1
on a night when we don’t have it compared to that shit last night.
"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse
Canucks still beating Sharks 3-1
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Flugtag?
Are they aware that planes were invented a long ass time ago and there are physics to their advantage that will help them do more than nose-dive Grover into the gulf?
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 18, 2010 11:11 PM CDT reply actions
Poor Grover
That was mean. I’m ok with Mighty Mouse getting dunked.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
For sure. Super Grover kicked some ass.
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 18, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Super Grover
Best super hero ever. period.
I didn't make it strong. I mean, its not comfortable, but its not THAT strong!
My brother was Super Grover for Halloween once
Best costume my mom ever made.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
I'm gonna note that now.
I’m the guy who doesn’t have shit for a costume until the day of Halloween and then puts together some random BS from around-the-house debris
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 18, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope,
There was a stuper hero that wore underwear, looked like one of the mad magazine guys did it. I thouhjt he was better than Thor and spider-man combined.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 18, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Does anyone else have AT&T as their cable provider?
And do you have a choppy shit ass feed right now too?
wait what?
I'm watching on a secondary box
But live HD I almost never have problems, but watching DVR’d HD it’s choppy, but standard def DVR stuff is fine.
wait what?
I think I pulled a grammer muscle reading this.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 18, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
U-Verse HD has been fine here
getting weird red boxes on the sides at times though
I didn't make it strong. I mean, its not comfortable, but its not THAT strong!
The reddish lines on left and right?
Thank god. I thought that was burn-in for a while on my plasma…
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 18, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
What's with all the pics ostrich?
You think Eager is a member on SCH?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 18, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Well then post some original ones dammit!
Do you photoshop?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 18, 2010 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Just to let you know, I am stealing that picture
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 18, 2010 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Edzo taking a somewhat soccer-ish type approach
If a player is suspended his roster spot should be vacant for the time of the suspension, which immediately reminded me of how red cards force a team to play a man down for the rest of the game in soccer. Granted it’s not the same but the idea of the team physically missing a body rather than calling up a replacement makes it much harder on the team and not just the player.
wait what?
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