Hawks at Kings: 3rd Period and Post-Game Thread
by SamFels on Mar 18, 2010 11:15 PM CDT
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PrintJust a little farther, Jonathan....
Killion - Fels and I both posted a third period thread - so I'll just update his with what I said in mine..
Stats so far:
Shots: Hawks - 24 Kings - 9
Hits: Hawks - 13 Kings - 21
Faceoffs: Hawks - 17 Kings - 24
Blocked Shots: Hawks - 7 Kings - 12
Other things of note:
Only 3 shots for the Kings all period. Keith has eased off his pace and only has 19:05 TOI so far. Bolland has only won two of his face off attempts so far (18%). I still hate Michal Handzus.
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It wouldn’t let me preview or post, so I thought SBN was having trouble, then my computer froze so I had to turn it all off and on again. I was gone for 10 minutes!
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My screen locked up when I clicked that link too...
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
the Hawks haven't gotten a single penalty this period
with the same officiating crew from last night. This was actually what I expected—but it’s a little unfair to the Kings.
Only until people remember what the Hawks’ PP is like.
So I guess this is okay?
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
The way I see it is
They are either trying to overcompensate for last night so they don’t look like douche bags or they’re scared for their jobs, which still makes them douche bags.
That's better
I didn’t get to see the first period otherwise I may have noticed that, shame on me.
wait what?
The girl in red needs a sandwich
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by burpchelischili on Mar 18, 2010 11:24 PM CDT reply actions
So Eddie O was reccomending
that if a player is suspended the team lose that roster spot, I don’t know how I feel about that, your thoughts?
I didn't make it strong. I mean, its not comfortable, but its not THAT strong!
Agree
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by burpchelischili on Mar 18, 2010 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Agree
make it cost the team. I think it is an awesome idea and one we discussed here after Ovie’s hit
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 18, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Also
They should make the player sit in the penalty box for the entirety of every game he is suspended.
wait what?
but not allowed to masterbate
slapshot taught me that this rule is necessary
I didn't make it strong. I mean, its not comfortable, but its not THAT strong!
and feel shame
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 18, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
No soup for you!
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by burpchelischili on Mar 18, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I rather like the idea
the team would pay a price by having to go with a short bench.
As it is now, a 4th liner doesn’t hurt the team at all by cloddish play (other than the immediate penalty – if any).
Confusion will be my epitaph.
by krome on Mar 18, 2010 11:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
a 3point game
will really annoy me
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 18, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
For some reason I feel Edzo was thinking that too.
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Kopperhead!
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by burpchelischili on Mar 18, 2010 11:30 PM CDT reply actions
Kopecky?
The heck? lol
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
KopGretzky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
by cdz3210 on Mar 18, 2010 11:30 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
HOSSA MUST BE SO PROUD!!
Kopecky goooooal!!!
I didn't make it strong. I mean, its not comfortable, but its not THAT strong!
kop should
be shining Horse’s knob, not scoring goals. But I’ll take it.
hahahahahahahaha
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
Ahh..
so that’s how the Hawks can beat Quick. Have your lease likely player take a wrister from the top of the faceoff circles
quick.... wasnt.
Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.
by DrEmilioLizardo on Mar 18, 2010 11:32 PM CDT reply actions
trixie...
is this how u feel when hendry does something good?
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 18, 2010 11:32 PM CDT reply actions
damn it...
that was susposed to be a reply to the post by Von… do we have a saying for a reply fail, 5 lines below the comment you wanted to reply to?
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 18, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Was that Pat Sajak behind quick?
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Haven't watched the full 45 minutes..
but the D looks sharp tonight.
For Sure
We’ve been suffocating them in the neutral zone. And when they do gain the zone all their shots are either deflected or blocked. Missing 3 of our top D-men and having one of the best defensive games go the season. Go Figure
Sharks lose
Canucks win 3-2. I believe that’s 4 losses in a row for the Sharks (1st was in OT)
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DID YOU HEAR THAT GUYS?
VERSTEEG DUMPS IT IN
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
beat ya!
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 18, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
DON'T RAIN ON MY PARADE
SOB.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 18, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
"Versteeg dumps it in"
I heard it Chi!!!
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 18, 2010 11:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
REC'D
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 18, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I gotta give props where they're due!
still got my socks on though :P
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 18, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
"Versteeg Dumps It In"
Kopecky gets a goal. Is it a full moon?
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
I thought that earlier after the mask fiasco and then the net coming off a few times.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
With Quick using the net to kick himself forward as Madden (I think) was shooting, would the goal not have counted if it actually went in since the net was coming off?
by doubleohpsycho on Mar 18, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Bizarro Blackhawks
"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse
they need to just
bolt the damn net permanently to the ice
I didn't make it strong. I mean, its not comfortable, but its not THAT strong!
holy cow...
that was KOPS AGAIN!!!
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 18, 2010 11:35 PM CDT reply actions
That is the
third or fourth time
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by burpchelischili on Mar 18, 2010 11:36 PM CDT reply actions
Really stupid question
With Quick using the net to kick himself forward as Madden (I think) was shooting, would the goal not have counted if it actually went in since the net was coming off?
by doubleohpsycho on Mar 18, 2010 11:36 PM CDT reply actions
it should have counted
unless a offensive player pushes it off, or it’s more than a moment after it comes off
Second City Hockey
KOPECKY AGAIN!
4TH LINE FTW!
I didn't make it strong. I mean, its not comfortable, but its not THAT strong!
he's all growns up and growns up and growns up
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 18, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I co-signed the document he he he
"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse
Is this the end of the world?
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Burish with the ass bump
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
Kopecky's 2nd 2-goal game this season
Out of 6 goals total! Hilarious
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That's what happens when you don't play him for a few games.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
But he just can't stay clothed
While Kopecky was skating down the bench for high fives someone took the glove off his hand. LOL!
So if he gets a hat trick does that mean he can take off his helmet without it counting against him?
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
best fourth line in Hockey?
Read "The Code"
by Committednativeamerican on Mar 18, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Before we shit our pants about our Goalies
I remember earlier in the year with the Hawks having something like 30 or 40 goals from their 4th line while the next highest was in the mid 20’s I believe, or something similar.
wait what?
its good to have Burrish and his intagibles back
Read "The Code"
by Committednativeamerican on Mar 18, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually I can’t wait till Bickell and Dowell become 4th line fixtures. Bickell especially has been impressive when up with the big boys. He knows his role. Park ass in front of net.
parkin in front is a skill and tough fuckin job
Read "The Code"
by Committednativeamerican on Mar 18, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Ouch
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by burpchelischili on Mar 18, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
it is the end of the world?
maybe a good thing, we’re running out of D men
Confusion will be my epitaph.
by krome on Mar 18, 2010 11:38 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
so i'm pretty sure...
a Kops natural hat-trick is the 1st sign of the Apocalypse right?
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 18, 2010 11:38 PM CDT reply actions
Number two is Sopel gaining speed.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
That's why I said to get some canned goods. And maybe some bottled water. And condoms.
minus the condoms. We may need to start a new humanity that’s committed to the Indian when Kopee pee burns this thing down
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 18, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought Burish was in charge of that.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
If the third goal comes with 7:06 to go, I'm calling in sick from work tomorrow.
by MrPilkington on Mar 18, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
If that happens
Work as we know it might not exist tomorrow
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 18, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure
That his is now obligated to fornicate with Doughty’s mother.
wait what?
by pepe126 on Mar 18, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
20 bucks says Kopecky's stick
Is actually one of Hossa’s that somehow ended up in Kopecky’s bag since he carries both of them.
wait what?
by pepe126 on Mar 18, 2010 11:40 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
well I'm 100% certain hossa didnt accidentally use tomas's stick
after that undressing
Second City Hockey
Hossa is awe-inspiring when he chooses to out-handle somebody.
Nasty.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 18, 2010 11:40 PM CDT reply actions
Watching that,
made me giggle like a school girl.
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by burpchelischili on Mar 18, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
one day, he will get an unsportsmanlike conduct/taunting penalty for these moves. just not fair for an opposing d-man
I am a minute behind from rewinding the dvr watching it again and again, SEEK
Read "The Code"
by Committednativeamerican on Mar 18, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Sopel is a trending topic in Chicago
on Twitter. Ha. Kopecky should be soon too!
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SCH's Resident Goalie Fixation Specialist
and once again
he proves that he’s Marian Hossa and you are not
I didn't make it strong. I mean, its not comfortable, but its not THAT strong!
He does like his hockey. I know he had a jacket made with all of the NHL logos.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
You didn't miss anything.
Tremendously tremendous!
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Mar 18, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh Eags
You really are awful – Nice attempt though
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
When did
Hockey fights turn into wrestling matches?
by doubleohpsycho on Mar 18, 2010 11:44 PM CDT reply actions
Offensive zone
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by burpchelischili on Mar 18, 2010 11:44 PM CDT reply actions
lol Eager
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
eager uppercut!
Just a Rip-off of the Actual El Guapo, but a fake not funny one.
by DrEmilioLizardo on Mar 18, 2010 11:44 PM CDT reply actions
Eager..
can’t keep his balance in a fight to save his life… kind of lucky for him though since Ivanans could have ended it…
Holy Shit
Fucking Eager. What a piece of shit. Where the fuck was this yesterday? Why the fuck would he prefer to choose to fight 6’4 240 Ivanans rather than Wiz? His brains are for sure scrambled eggs
I really think Q told them not to retaliate and wanted to try to win that game and not play from behind.
by doubleohpsycho on Mar 18, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe thats why he “lost his balance”
Read "The Code"
by Committednativeamerican on Mar 18, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I met a guy who played against Eager in the minors and said he was a coward, only steps up against certain guys
Read "The Code"
by Committednativeamerican on Mar 18, 2010 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Ivanans intimated that Eags had an improper relationship with Kopecky
and Eager fought because he was worried that Hossa would hear the rumor and say unkind things?
Boy
If that’s not a makeup call from last night I don’t know what is.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
I kind of feel bad for the Kings
because you know the refs are too scared to seriously call anything on the Hawks
PUT KOPI ON THIS POWER PLAY.
Tremendously tremendous!
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Mar 18, 2010 11:46 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
most definitely
kane is no Kopecky though.
Let's put away our clown shoes on the PP
and put this puppy to bed with a goal.
"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse
He waited too long.
Tremendously tremendous!
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Mar 18, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
people still thinking the refs aren't trying to make up for last night?
this is kind of ridiculous.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
luckily for the Kings
the Hawks will never score on a power play.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 18, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
So what you're saying
Is they refs are still favoring the other team and trying to prevent the Hawks from scoring, those bastards.
wait what?
nice keep in by Buff. Hell is frozen over.
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 18, 2010 11:48 PM CDT reply actions
Combine that with the play of Kindergarten Kop and you've got...well...
I have no idea what you’ve got.
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 18, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I have him figured out
Tell him that he should be a D, yet play him as a forward to see offensive brilliance.
Then, tell him he should be a forward, only to put him into the game as a D-man and have him play some solid d (at least I’m pretty sure he has, please correct me if I’m wrong)
wait what?
I know most people won't agree with me
But I really think Buff is picking up his game.
by doubleohpsycho on Mar 18, 2010 11:49 PM CDT reply actions
I think they just need to dangle a fat child from his helmet from now on. I really like Buff when he is on
by doubleohpsycho on Mar 18, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i think the "d-man" thing woke him up.
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
Just about to say that
I think… am I actually going to say this… I think I like him BETTER on defense.
Did you see his wrecking ball ass take out two fucking people???
Yup,
last night wasn’t bad,tonight is better.
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by burpchelischili on Mar 18, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
why wouldn't we?
was there a lower level he could have dropped it to?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 18, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I cut my comment short because my internet is being really stupid and I don’t know when I"m going to get disconnected. But I was going to say something about how I’ve been proud/happy with his effort.
by doubleohpsycho on Mar 18, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
has anybody else...
every been more excited to see a kops goal in their life?
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 18, 2010 11:49 PM CDT reply actions
It actually wouldn't be inconsistent
with how things have been going as of late… as in, omgwtfbbq?!?1!!
did they seriously have 5 forwards out there on the PP and still didnt score?
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
It pisses me off that the refs are still interfering in the game to give one team an advantage.
I don’t care if it’s our team getting the advantage tonight after getting royally boned last night. It’s still not any more fair. And it cheapens the decent game that the Hawks are actually playing. So yes, these officials just managed to piss me off again. Good job there, officials, that’s two nights in a row.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 18, 2010 11:51 PM CDT reply actions
Either they fuck us with no condom
Or they just buy us too many foo-foo drinks that give you gut-rot.
wait what?
oh you bandwagoners
are never satisfied
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 18, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Given the choice
I’ll take tonight for refs vs last night for sure
Edzo is a drunk dad
even from the West Coast
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 18, 2010 11:52 PM CDT reply actions
I think all the D men have played well so far
knock on wood
by Katherine215 on Mar 18, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Niemi
only has 13 saves tonight. That says a lot.
Forwards have been more active
on the forecheck (? backcheck?), too.
by Katherine215 on Mar 18, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions
My feed is too blurry / camera too jumpy
for my eye test to work properly but I think the puck possession game’s been super solid
While Biscuit has cartoon birdies circling his dome
he can’t mishandle the puck behind his own goal line
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 18, 2010 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
and there are so few D men left
maybe they think the others got fired, and they need to step it to keep their jobs
Confusion will be my epitaph.
by krome on Mar 19, 2010 12:03 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Just in case any LA fans are upset about the officiating
And they do have a certain right to be, Kopecky has scored twice, so um, yea…
wait what?
so they should still feel shame right?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 18, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
The bounces one just now
was really obvious. Jeez, it’s a family show guys!
by Katherine215 on Mar 18, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions
It's late the kids should be in bed.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Not those young hockey players. They’re busy practicing their active stick work
by doubleohpsycho on Mar 18, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
They've all got their VCR's going
or their DVR’s..or TIVO’s..or DEVO’s or whatever they are!
Tremendously tremendous!
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Mar 19, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
LOL at Kopitar
Trying to take out Kopecky, sure does suck having these teams going after our skill players.
wait what?
It's like some kind of hockey bizzaro world.
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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 18, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions
if this is wrong
I don’t want to be right, bizzaro world is a fun place
I didn't make it strong. I mean, its not comfortable, but its not THAT strong!
Kopeky am playing good defenze
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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 19, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Nah.
let our goon go after him, “Sick’em Huet!”
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by burpchelischili on Mar 19, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
stick his dirty thumb in the soup
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by burpchelischili on Mar 19, 2010 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Time to complete the double negative power play hat trick.
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because of your sig
my brain read "Time to complete the double negative Sexual power play hat trick. "
i was like wtf?
Second City Hockey
That’s classic
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by burpchelischili on Mar 19, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Also known as a "thursday night"
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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 19, 2010 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Don't these guys know
I have a meeting tomorrow morning at 8:30? The only thing more depressing is looking up the Metra schedule to see what light-free hour I’ll have to wake up to make said meeting.
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 18, 2010 11:59 PM CDT reply actions
Hawks good?
Hey does this mean that all of the Hawks have the potential to be good and if we could ever get all of the lines on one page again we would be unstoppable?
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
this new Kane/Toews Chevy commercial...
reminds me of those adds for those “classy” phone sex services
If this isn't the worst use of an athlete in a promotional situation
Kaner: LOL kant belive chevi payz us fer dis.
Toews: Stop fucking around and get to practice.
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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 19, 2010 12:00 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I like to think
That Toews only pays with checks, and he balances his checkbook before during and after dinner to make sure everything is as it should be.
wait what?
Nah,
he has the laminated card..
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by burpchelischili on Mar 19, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Which causes him to split 8's
Every time he eats dinner.
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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 19, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Ha!
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 19, 2010 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions
It's funny because I have a gambling problem.
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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 19, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions
it's funny because
the first thing I thought when I saw your comment was “AJ must be a gambler!”
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 19, 2010 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Is that why he skates so slow?
His ankles are hooked to his knees.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Sopel is as aerodynamic
as a lump of coal coated in syrup.
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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 19, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
+Dude, that's a fashion statement...
Like curb feelers or thrush mufflers…
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
that's an achievement in NHL10
congrats hawks!
Out Of The Box 25 gamer points
Complete an Online Versus Play ranked match without getting a penalty
Second City Hockey
by Battery on Mar 19, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I don't think so
They gave it to the Hawks.
NIEMI!!!!!
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
by stacie7 on Mar 19, 2010 12:04 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Shit you didn't let me down!
I’ve been waiting minutes for you to post something like “Goalie debate over”
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 19, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Nice thing is
Not really much to complain about re: goalies last what 4 games? THAT is nice!
yeah but you've still been busy
making your case in the fanposts!
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 19, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Elite???!!
You think I could let THAT go???
No
I’m sure you couldn’t
Zing!
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 19, 2010 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions
but how would you say that with pictures?
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 19, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
adjusted
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 19, 2010 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions
I saw that story
Messed up shit, even though I think there should be a little bit more tough love for children, having a teacher call a young student a loser doesn’t quite work.
wait what?
thanks for the setup and assist on that one!
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 19, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I've just been waiting a week to use that one
so don’t let that piss you off all you “Niemi Lovers” ;)
If you know the story behind this pic it’s pretty funny. A teacher wrote this on a kid’s paper.
I eeemediately thought of mjthor!
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 19, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Maybe if one kid
wore a detroit jersey?
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 19, 2010 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions
I think that's probably the part they left out of the story!
See the teacher was just trying to point out the child’s misguided ways.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 19, 2010 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions
I wanted to smack that teacher
“Connecting with the students” is a ridiculous excuse for calling one of them a loser.
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
biggest win of all?
not hearing that fucking goal song
by ITypedforMiles on Mar 19, 2010 12:04 AM CDT reply actions
dare i ask
what’s their goal song?
I didn't make it strong. I mean, its not comfortable, but its not THAT strong!
dammit dont ask
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 19, 2010 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions
click at your own risk
you’ve been warned
by ITypedforMiles on Mar 19, 2010 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions
WHY
its like staring into the sun, I knew it would hurt but I did it anyway
I didn't make it strong. I mean, its not comfortable, but its not THAT strong!
Sucker,
I learned to listen after the Lemonparty incident
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 19, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
I was just thinking the same thing. Toews must have been happy. He gave him a big hug.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Thank god
We can turn off the air raid sirens now.
Side effects may include: Thrifty Knuckles, Sexual Nightmares, and Sleep Crime
Good win, we sure needed it
"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse
SHUTOUT!!!
Glad no one jinxed it this time. Of course Niemi only had to stop 5 shots or thereabouts…
a little chippy: a blog, mostly hockey
SCH's Resident Goalie Fixation Specialist
+1 lol
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 19, 2010 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Kopecky & Hossa are ready to celebrate
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
by cdz3210 on Mar 19, 2010 12:06 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs
You should rec it
based on the fact that you are in the picture.
by HungryHungryPanda on Mar 19, 2010 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions
dude, who’s the giraffe in the window?
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 19, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Frazier - based on tonight's lineup
Confusion will be my epitaph.
by krome on Mar 19, 2010 12:11 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Haaaaa
Sopel’s peeping in the lower right corner
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
by chevrier30 on Mar 19, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
who's the elephant
with the blue thong?
by ITypedforMiles on Mar 19, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
First place in the West!
Thanks to Sharks losing!
a little chippy: a blog, mostly hockey
SCH's Resident Goalie Fixation Specialist
uh, and the Hawks winning
a little chippy: a blog, mostly hockey
SCH's Resident Goalie Fixation Specialist
huet still sick eh
just saw crawford wallk the tunnel
also, noticed Hammer and Laddy Boy, buff, , bolland, madden, boyton, eager, burish dont have shields, everyone else does
Second City Hockey
Seeing that Hammer used to wear his on top of his head, it was pretty useless.
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 19, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions
G'night all
A well earned W. Let’s get another here in the desert!
"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse
heyhey! i made it thru my first game thread!
i gotta do this every game now cuz they won, right?
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
yes
no social life for you anymore…
a little chippy: a blog, mostly hockey
SCH's Resident Goalie Fixation Specialist
but mooooom softball starts in 5 weeks
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 19, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
he looked okay tonight
and gives us some physicality back there in the absence of Seabiscuit, but I don’t want to see him there forever…
I thought he had a good night
One assist, didn’t embarrass himself and was decent at the point during the power play.
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
Same
Even though I’ve done about 20 minutes of interview prep, which consisted of collecting possible questions and not answering them… I feel more confident about it already!
Have specific examples in mind
You’ll do fine! Good luck!
by Katherine215 on Mar 19, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Thanks!
Too bad you aren’t HR here. Then you’d make them stop this foolish concept of interviewing people who already have jobs.
erm, to clarify
that should be “people who already have jobs… to see if they should keep them or not”
That's bizarre
You’ll be fine, just relax, use examples, be specific when you can, be confident but not arrogant. Let us know how it goes!
by Katherine215 on Mar 19, 2010 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Boo
Hiss!
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 19, 2010 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Have you seen
Up in the air
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 19, 2010 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions
No, but it's about a guy who fires people
That’s not my sole purpose in life! I also hire people.
by Katherine215 on Mar 19, 2010 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions
to hire someone, one must fire someone
the circle of life
People do leave on their own, you know
I just hired someone to replace a person who left for a new job. so there.
by Katherine215 on Mar 19, 2010 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Been laid off since Nov, they called me on my day off to tell me. And they didn’t tell my wife who still works there. They gave me that “pleasure”
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 19, 2010 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm sorry, that sucks
There’s no good way to do that.
by Katherine215 on Mar 19, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
once my secretary interupted the call from my wife
where she was telling me that her dad just died, so that the senior partners could tell me I was laid off.
That day sucked.
Confusion will be my epitaph.
by krome on Mar 19, 2010 12:54 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I was laid off on the one year anniversary
of my brother’s death. Definitely not a good day.
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
I know it is new,
but it should be required viewing for HR, both the Human, and the inHumane
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 19, 2010 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Most HR people who are not assholes
suffer almost as much as someone being let go.
by Katherine215 on Mar 19, 2010 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions
True,
The same company liad off the HR girl the same day. Then hired a “skinny skank” (the wifes quotes) to replace her.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 19, 2010 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions
If you ever want a 2nd look at your resume
my email’s in my profile. I’m happy to give you pointers or a recruiter’s phone number if I can help.
by Katherine215 on Mar 19, 2010 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions
I'd be happy to get a first look
from any of the people I’ve sent them to.
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
i can't really help there, unfortunately
can only help make it look more appealing. That goes for anyone here, btw.
by Katherine215 on Mar 19, 2010 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions
if the offer's open
I might take you up on it. Presently looking to get out of the hellhole I’m at…
by ITypedforMiles on Mar 19, 2010 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions
It is
I’m not promising miracles, but I can give pointers.
by Katherine215 on Mar 19, 2010 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh
already sent it….
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 19, 2010 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions
wow
This game wasn’t always pretty, but it couldn’t have made me happier nonetheless.
I think we all owe Buff an apology. No one thought he’d be anything of a disaster on D, but he was terrific tonight. Just terrific. So, I’m sorry for doubting you, Buff.
well...
its time for me to pass out and get rdy for day 2 of March madness see some of you guys sat. night all
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 19, 2010 12:10 AM CDT reply actions
final game stats
Shots: CHI 37—17 LAK
Missed shots: CHI 20—10 LAK
Hits: CHI 18—35 LAK
Giveaways: CHI 12—22 LAK (6 by Doughboy)
Blocked shots: CHI 9—18 LAK
Faceoffs: CHI 39%—61% LAK (whoa, when’s the last time we got fucked like that on faceoffs?)
Interestingly enough, we seem to be great at limiting shots against the Kings — this season, it’s been 18, 18, 22, and 17. It’s the lowest shot average against a single team this season.
for that hit total, youd think we’d have more injured players than we got
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 19, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
hits
9 by Stoll, 6 by Greene. Greene is like a big marshmallow, so those don’t really count. And with Stoll, I’m sure they just closed their eyes and pretended it was Rachel Hunter.
rachel hunter?
pics or gtfo
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 19, 2010 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions
funny i got the same search results just now
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 19, 2010 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions
google, unlike the NHL wheel of justice,
is consistent.
by gmh on Mar 19, 2010 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd!
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 19, 2010 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions
As late as it is on the east coast
That game was well worth seeing — even if LA played badly, and if we might have their number this year, it’s good to know that the Hawks aren’t afraid to show what they’re capable of.
Go Hawks!
…zzz
Walsh and Devorski suck
They definitely tried to make up for last night. So obvious. Can the league please fire them?
or have em call games for teh scum
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 19, 2010 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Steve Konroyd
I just love his shot, I wish he would shoot more, he has a laser of a wrist shot.
Yes, he is talking about Kopecky.
wait what?
we must be in bizarro world
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 19, 2010 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, maybe he does have a good shot
When he isn’t whiffing on the shot…or falling down…or losing his helmet…
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Bernie Nichols
Only Hawk to have 4 goals in one game against the Kings. I remember him only from playing NHL faceoff for the PS1. Nichols, Roenick and Amonte, Chelios and some guy, then Belfour were the starting lineup for the Hawks in that game and I would always get wrap-around goals with Bernie having no idea who he really was.
wait what?
I made a drunken promise to be nice to Kopecky
lets see how long that shit lasts
Happy St. Patrick's day
and Kopecky is trending on Twitter
just like I thought it would. Okay, it’s mostly people retweeting news about the win, but still amusing to see.
Oh, and this was the first regulation win in LA since sometime in 2003? Not bad…
a little chippy: a blog, mostly hockey
SCH's Resident Goalie Fixation Specialist
Possibly dreaming
Fell asleep during first intermission, woke up to a text that says Kopecky scored twice??
Does Q still have a stache?
by shinkicker on Mar 19, 2010 12:32 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
The Stache actually
proved the Unified Theory of Physics, and then provided a simple proof for Fermats Last Theorum
and yes “ass skate” Kopecky scored twice
"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."
by BigCSouthside on Mar 19, 2010 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Just watched Q's post game
I’ve never seen him so happy with Buff. I give it one game.
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
seriously
I think I saw this on The Twilight Zone once…
"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."
by BigCSouthside on Mar 19, 2010 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions
I didn't notice Kopecky bitch-slapping the goalie after the game
Is that because he finally did to one during the game?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 19, 2010 12:40 AM CDT reply actions
Its a Slovak thing
who knows. I spent a good portion of the day explaining how much of an asshat Kopecky is to a new hockey fan only to have that SOB put two up against the Kings…my reputation is shot
"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."
by BigCSouthside on Mar 19, 2010 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions
I swear to God and Sonny Jesus that if I see him rockin an 82 sweater...
at least we have another Indian Head, however misguided
"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."
by BigCSouthside on Mar 19, 2010 12:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, someone's got to buy all that overstock
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 19, 2010 1:01 AM CDT up reply actions
wait, they have those in stock normally?
"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."
by BigCSouthside on Mar 19, 2010 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions
He did
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 19, 2010 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Did Hammer give him the evil eye?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 19, 2010 1:02 AM CDT up reply actions
don't know,
they cut away right after, like they were waiting for it or something.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 19, 2010 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions
4th line bizarro
Got to give the 4th line props for a good game. I started checking my beer after I saw that behind the back pass by Eager in the first, then Kopecky trying to toe drag in the 3rd. This may have been the most twilight zone-ish road games of the season. The only thing missing was Rod Serling behind the glass instead of pat sajak.
by PassontheRight on Mar 19, 2010 12:56 AM CDT reply actions
wow
I have nothing clever to say….wow
"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."
by BigCSouthside on Mar 19, 2010 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Google or Bing Image searches
I think for this one I searched Panda Party on Bing. I don’t remember where I found the two pandas in bed. Which is probably better off.
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
So gay marriage is legal again in California?
Or did Hossa and Kopecky tie the knot in Vancouver and waited to have a Hollywood reception?
The wife cuts the cake right? Awww, Kopecky you bitch!
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 19, 2010 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
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