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Big Doin's tomorrow night, but they gave us a banner for it:

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Yeah, see that sponsored by line?  Means lots of drink tickets, and Hobgoblin is fuckin' delicious.  And who doesn't love vodka?

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I stick to beer (or the occasional wine)

So I guess I’d have to say I don’t love vodka.

But Hobgobblin is indeed good stuff.

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Mar 19, 2010 12:52 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm going to eat before the game

So it should take a little more to get me as trashed as I was after the oilers game. Free vodka is just so alluring

by shinkicker on Mar 19, 2010 1:29 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

The burgers at the Bottom Lounge are quite tasty.. just sayin

by Killion on Mar 19, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going to get some Belgian fries for sure

Because they were delicious last time.

by shinkicker on Mar 19, 2010 1:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

its a perfect promotion

for the folks who are into corprophagia

by K_Dog on Mar 19, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

the only such beings I've known were dogs

but I don’t live downtown in the big city, so I may just be a little sheltered

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Mar 19, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

luckily, I've also only known dogs that do this (that I know of)

and I don’t live downtown either, but I have seen 2 girls 1 cup (do not look it up, believe me).

Hey, I just thought of a joke:

Q: How can you tell when you’ve met a corprophagist?

A: Their breath smells like shit.

by K_Dog on Mar 19, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

If there aren't a lot false positives to that test

then the problem is way more widespread than I would have ever imagined.

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Mar 19, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA!!!!! So true. So very true.

by K_Dog on Mar 19, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

where is Bottom Lounge

I gotta go out and drink with some of you people before I move

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 19, 2010 1:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Muchas gracias

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 19, 2010 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not overly fond of Vodka

Beer, bourbon and gin are my downfalls.

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by Trixietrx on Mar 19, 2010 1:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Beer/Whiskey/Scotch

when I drink Gin you should have bail money on standby, and when I drink Tequila, bar the fucking door

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 19, 2010 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually

rather same for me. I handle beer and bourbon better. However, shots of Crown have been known to do me in. And most know I’m a sucker “no, no shots, no, no, no… well, OK.”

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by Trixietrx on Mar 19, 2010 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Blacktooth Grin

Not sure if you are a Pantera fan, but these were Dimebag’s favorite. It’s a shot of Crown with a splash of Coke.

by Hendershot35 on Mar 19, 2010 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

Never was really a Pantera fan, and I don’t generally like sweet drinks. Crown I do only in straight shots. It was a weakness. Too smooth to pass up.

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by Trixietrx on Mar 19, 2010 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought it was "The cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems"

To quote the great sage, Homer Simpson

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 19, 2010 2:49 PM CDT reply actions  

reply fail

keep drinkin BigC, its good for ya

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 19, 2010 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hawk wearing a Hawks hat

nice

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 19, 2010 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

I have to work tomorrow

but I can attest to the wonderful space/imbibements at the Bottom Lounge. Have fun, everyone who goes!

by gmh on Mar 19, 2010 6:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Sadly, I cannot make this

I will be watching the game at another bar with a bunch of people. One of which thinks it’s a good thing that Campbell got injured.

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 19, 2010 6:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Do us all a favor

And punch that fan in his or her genitals on behalf of the editorial staff of this blog, as well as most of its readers.

Second City Hockey

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.

by McClure on Mar 19, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm already dreading it

If I’m not on this blog on Sunday, you’ll know I couldn’t come up with bail.

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 19, 2010 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

...or went over to the Dark Side! Noooes!!!

Remember young Jedi, The Force Sarcasm is what gives a Jedi his power. It’s an energy field created by all living things SCH commenters. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy non-mouthbreathers together (well most of the time).

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 19, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I understand Jedi Master,

but I’ll be damned if I let anything created by SCH commentators surround and penetrate me.

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 19, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Heh,

That’s what she said, and I did it anyway.

>:-)

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 19, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for keeping my faith

I knew someone would have a reply like yours.

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 19, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

The force is strong

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 1:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Geek you are.

How is such a good hockey fan also such a geek? LOL

by Badgerdano on Mar 20, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I’m a multi-tasker

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think so

If it starts to go that way, I prefer not to be Dr. Flexi Jerkoff.

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 20, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

It has been a couple decades since I saw it, I don't remember it very well

Although I did see a few minutes of – on regular over the air TV – in Canda about 10 years ago, and it looked like it was an uncut airing of the R-rated version. Canada has rather significantly different broadcast standards, I suspect.

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Mar 20, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think the last time I saw it

it was on Betamax. A couple of months ago, I watched a documentary about B-Movies and it had a few clips in there. A lot of stupid but funny stuff in that movie.

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 20, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

You guys always have this shit when I can't (read: shouldn't) attend.

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NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Mar 19, 2010 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Hmmmm

Shouldn’t? I think you should, thus you can. Make it happen.

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by Trixietrx on Mar 19, 2010 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too close to the marathon?

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 19, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too close to the Shamrock Shuffle (tomorrow)

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NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Mar 20, 2010 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

no excuses...

i’m running it too… and i havn’t trained in 2 weeks and plan on showing up. no excuses play like a champion

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 20, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh,

I went to my first Winefest in Germany the night before a battalion 15 mile “run” I was soooo glad that my boots were water/other fluid proof.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 20, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Soo...

With all the great weather, how was the run?

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 21, 2010 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hello?

did you hit where you hoped?

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 23, 2010 8:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think I'm going

We’ll see how I feel after putting in an extra day at work because so much shit has piled up. Sounds to me like as good an excuse as any to drink heavily afterward.

Also, I’m in the middle of the second podcast—great stuff w/ the Goalie Guild. I was the one who linked to the article here and I’m STOKED to be hearing an educated and objective POV.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 20, 2010 7:28 AM CDT reply actions  

Off Topic - New Norris Contender

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/ct-spt-0320-bits-blackhawks-chicago—20100319,0,2862862.story

I said a couple of days ago that an article on this would be coming.

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 20, 2010 11:39 AM CDT reply actions  

haha

Am I being a dolt or is there really no writer credited for that story?

Not gonna lie, as a fan I am fervently hoping that Buff does exceptionally well in the D position because how FUNNY would it be? It’s so.. it’s like GOLDBERG turning D, even when he said the only reason he’s a goalie is because he can’t skate.

So I guess, if the Phoenix Coyotes are Major League, are we the Mighty Ducks?

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 20, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

I noticed that

there was no author and forgot to include it in my comment. The more I think about it, I wouldn’t take credit either.

You’re reference to Goldberg is spot on

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 20, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe his season long phobia of the net helps him on D

Must clear net net. Get away from net net. I no dum dum. You dum dum. Goalies give me gum gum. Yum yum.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or maybe

and this is my fear, there was no scouting report on him and the Kings didn’t know how to expose him, but Phoenix has studied up.

by Scott13 on Mar 20, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

You mean this?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doesn't this book

belong to Eager?

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 20, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q has been working on getting them to "share"

Because remember Dustin and Ben, sharing is caring. OK, nap time.
Awwww

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trixie

You going tonight?

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 20, 2010 4:31 PM CDT reply actions  

I did!

Sorry I didn’t see this earlier. I ended up driving myself, which was OK except I couldn’t read street signs. Thank goodness for GPS.

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by Trixietrx on Mar 21, 2010 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Soooo, you couldn't read the really, really big street signs

but you could read the little itty bitty GPS?
What, are you near-sighted / have Huet-vision??

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 10:56 AM CDT reply actions  

I fail!

I’m gonna use Sunday morning as my get out of jail free card here

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

The GPS has a voice

Wouldn’t it be cool if you could change the voice to anyone you wanted? I would like Patrick Sharp telling me what to do.

by Katherine215 on Mar 21, 2010 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sharp GPS - there's a reason they call him Shooter

Go straight ahead – yeah just like that baby – for 8.5 looong miles and then veer a little to the left. That’s it baby, a little to the left. You got it baby. Keep going. Straight ahead. Oh, yeah. Not quite there yet. A little farther. Faster! Faster! Ahhhhhh….

You have arrived at your destination, Cloud 9 10.

/Cigarette smoke blows out of GPS

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

wouldn't it just

cause more accidents?

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 21, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

and think of rise in fuel comsumption!
wouldn’t it just cause more accidents?

Good question, I’m glad you asked! That’s why all new Sharp GPS 2.0 units come equipped with the Buff-O-Bumper -2.0.
Just attach it the front of your vehicle and it completely avoids all contact at any cost!

WARNING:
Although contrary to program design, the Buff-o-Bumper may be most effectively utilized while driving in a defensive manner. Any attempt to use offensively may result in an automatic increase in the Buff-O-Bumper’s avoidance capabilities. Also please note, many of the Buff-O-Bumper’s features may become ineffective when used in the vicinity of professional hockey rinks, although the avoidance system will remain fully functional. Keep small children’s hands out of reach of Bump-O-Bumper.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 22, 2010 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Also coming soon from the makers of Sharp GPS 2.0 and the Buff-O-Bumper -2.0

  
The Vehicular Versteeg 3008! (just for you Chi!)
 
Tired of waiting in traffic congestion? The Vehicular Versteeg slices through traffic like the Jedi Ginsu Knife slices thru bagels. Because like we say, “If you’re not using the Vehicular Versteeg 3008 – you’re just so 2000-and-late!

WARNING:
Please hold on to all personal belongs while using the Vehicular Versteeg 3008. Attempting to utilize advertised capabilities of the Vehicular Versteeg 3008 in risky maneuvers often results in the loss of objects of importance.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 22, 2010 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

CNS, these are really great

I’m sure Kaner would appreciate the Black Eyed Peas references too. :)

by Katherine215 on Mar 22, 2010 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

unfortunately the Vehicular Versteeg 3008 only works about 1 in 12 tries

and doesn’t work at all for weeks at a time.

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Mar 22, 2010 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

i'm laughing and crying at the same time

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 22, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh my

I guess I’ll never arrive at my destinations anymore, haha.

Yes, I was waiting for the voice to tell me what to do. It’s hard to see street signs at night with sunglasses on.

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by Trixietrx on Mar 22, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did anyone else,

just get that stinking song stuck in their head?

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 23, 2010 7:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not until I clicked your link

and I had a perfectly good song (that I like) stuck in my head already. Thanks for that.

by Katherine215 on Mar 23, 2010 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Evil is fun

>:-)

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 23, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

you've been thwarted!

Youtube saved me and put the good song back in my head.

by Katherine215 on Mar 23, 2010 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

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