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Downtown in Dogtown - Hawks @ Coyotes Preview, Game Thread, Bay City Rollers Concert

Chicago Blackhawks at Phoenix Coyotes, Mar 20, 2010 8:00 PM CDT


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Game Time: 8:00PM CST
TV: Comcast Sportsnet, NHL Network
Radio: WGN
A Bunch of Jackals: Five For Howling
THE PLACE TO BE: The Bottom Lounge - 1375 W Lake, Chicago

How quickly things change. First I'm strictly verboten from writing the previews because the Hawks weren't winning when I did, and then I write one that breaks a slump, and now I have to write tonight's preview. So if things end up shitty, blame me.

Speaking of rapid reversals of fortune, look no further than tonight's opponent in the Phoenix Coyotes. Left for dead by their ownership and coach alike this summer, they're now crashing the party at the top of the Western Conference and Pacific Division. The Desert Dogs are now only three points behind the Hawks and Sharks with 93 points, and 7 wins in a row. And they've basically done so as the West's answer to the Buffalo Sabres.  Sam and I have talked about this, and as far as their forwards go, they're all basically the same guy, except they're a little bit more bigger and rugged in Glendale, led by the model of consistency that is Shane Doan. Their blue line is for the most part spare parts from other teams (the Hawks in particular). Keith Yandle is a blossoming dynamic presence from the back end, so keep an eye out for them. And the entire operation is held together by the solid goaltending of Ilya Bryzgalov. New addition Lee Stempniak has been playing like he's not Lee Stempniak since he got there, making Blues and Leafs fans alike rip fistfuls of hair out of their scalp. The whole operation is led by the guiding hand of coach Dave Tippett, who is as close a thing to a shoe in as there is for the Jack Adams trophy as coach of the year.

For our Men of Four Feathers, they're headed into the desert coming of a gutty win against the Kings with a depleted blue line corps that featured names of Boynton, Hendry, and Byfuglien that held LA to 17 shots. Brent Seabrook skated with the team today, but I personally would be surprised if he dressed this evening. Despite the Hawks jockeying for position at the top of the conference, I don't think the situation is as dire as it could be to rush Biscuit back. This is also the first time that we'll truly notice Brian Campbell's absence, as the Coyotes play a very disciplined defensive game, and Soupy's speed through the neutral zone will be sorely missed. Antti Niemi gets the start tonight, and Cristobal Huet will back him up after getting over his bout with the flu, as Corey Crawford has been sent back to Rockford. It appears that the forward corps will look the same, and hopefully we see something similar to what happened Thursday in LA, as Quenneville was able to roll all four lines confidently.

But now onto the REAL news.....

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Tonight marks our first ever road watch at the Bottom Lounge, where there will be drink specials abound from Hobgoblin beer, and Crystal Head vodka for you to get your damn drink on with. There will be a giant TV for the game and great food as well. Sam and I will be there from about 7PM on, so swing by. It's Saturday night, and I know you're not getting up early tomorrow, so from where I sit, there are very few excuses that are acceptable for not being in attendance. As we've hammered into you all week, the Bottom Lounge is located at 1375 W. Lake St. in the west loop, basically at Ogden and Lake. They do have a parking lot and the street parking is free and permit-free around the area, and for you CTA users, it's about a block and a half away from the Ashland green line stop. You know it's an EVENT when the NHL network picks up this as the Saturday night game, so it's as good an occasion as any to get out and meet your fellow pantsless internet friends.


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S-a-t-u-r-d-a-y Night (?)

Ugh, my sisters use to listen to this shit.
Have fun tonight, I am off to fight for Soupy’s honor.

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 20, 2010 4:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Man...

You had to bring up the one Scottish band worse than The Proclaimers. Over here we’re all pretty embarrassed about these guys &, for the most part, pretend they didn’t happen.

by Germware on Mar 20, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

But

you gave us The Fratelli’s who did Chelsea Dagger. The official song of all Blackhawk goals.

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 20, 2010 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'ing Bob LeDonne

= rubbing Lincoln’s nose

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

We did this at Purdue too. Seems to be a land grant school kind of thing.

by hawksfan21 on Mar 21, 2010 1:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hi Bob.

Bay City Rollers Rule.
Kind of.
Not really at all.

by CementHeadStu on Mar 20, 2010 4:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Please actually wear pants to the Bottom Lounge.

Don’t worry, alkies, we’ll hold down the fort for you! (Meaning: this place will be trashed and/or torched by the time you get back, and we will make sure we’re nowhere to be found.)

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 4:35 PM CDT reply actions  

I much prefer pants to be optional

but the weather is making them necessary. Goddamn you, Chicago.

by shinkicker on Mar 20, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

are you Lady Gaga?

but yes, fuck this weather.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I tried to find a you tube

of Mayor Daley’s famous, “what do you want me to do, you want me to take off my pants” rant but couldn’t find it. So let’s just pretend that I did.

by Scott13 on Mar 20, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

it’s as good an occasion as any to get out and meet your fellow pantsless internet friends.

Zing!

So krome will be in attendance?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 4:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Btw, won't be able to make it tonight to my first CI/SCH jagapalooza

Wife is working late, so I would miss half the festivities with my long drive. I hope you guys are planning on having another one or two or three so I can meet all my fellow geek/milkaholic/jagaloon internet non-friend friends.

Krome (if you’re not scaring the cat at home), BigC, AJ, or anyone else out in western burbs, if you want to meet up at Cheli’s though (or some place better), I might be game.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

NHL Network is picking this up!?!?!

Mother pus bucket! That means no Center Ice, which means no LCD TV, and no lazy boy, but computer chair, desktop, and a shitty online feed. Show college hockey NHL Network!!! Pierre McGuire After Dark!!! The Darren Pang Variety Show!!! Anything! Fuck.

Btw, nice PHX logo. “…and that coyote was probably just that dog.” “Find your soulmate Homer!” “Huh!?” “Woof!” “Damn right!”

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 20, 2010 4:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Take THAT space coyote!

Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!

by Campbell32 on Mar 20, 2010 5:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

HA! Nice. I suggest we use that when we score this evening.

Also, I correct my previous rant. I did a fact check…not that I don’t trust your information McClure, but…NHL Network is showing Habs/Leafs (Hockey Night in Canada) and my Center Ice is carrying both feeds for the Hawk game. Whew. Unless it was changed, and not updated on my cable…then, puke.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 20, 2010 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing

I’ll be doing it at my home for sure. Hopefully a lot. I love that Johnny Cash was the voice of said space coyote.

Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!

by Campbell32 on Mar 20, 2010 6:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

So what exactly happened to Seabrook?

Did he end up getting a concussion from that hit? It wouldn’t seem like he did if he’s already skating with the team but the nhl.com Hawks/Yotes preview says he has one.

Anyone have an idea?

by Ban on Mar 20, 2010 5:15 PM CDT reply actions  

he said in the post practice interview that he had the tests yesterday morning

but that he was getting some headaches from over exertion on the bike before the Kings game.

by shinkicker on Mar 20, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good to see Huet's well enough to backup

Being French, he thought that all blue cheese was good. Little did he know he ate a pack of Kraft Singles Buff left in the fridge during last year’s playoff run.

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 20, 2010 5:16 PM CDT reply actions  

No way Buff

ever leaves food in the fridge

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 20, 2010 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I heard it was Buff's 5th grade science project

so they really weren’t that old

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn

that could have been last week

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 20, 2010 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

good luck finding a movie reference

that actually matches Sopel’s level of grotesqueness. Actually, there probably are some, but none of them currently make it past the Google image search filter.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fyi kneebiter shinkicker, please always put a subject line on photos in case someone wants to close them.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't know you could do that!

magical! and definitely will in the future. man, my GDT scrolling will be much improved in the future

by shinkicker on Mar 20, 2010 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ehh...the 1922 film is much better IMHO

I love silent film!

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 20, 2010 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Totally agree

with all the technology today, they still can’t get close to matching Nosferatu for scariest freaking freak ever!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nosferatu is creepy

but not nearly hairy enough to be a match for old man Sopes

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

In Toronto

I saw a really cool version of the 1922 Nosferatu where they played Radiohead’s Kid A & OK Computer over it. Somewhat pointless, but massively cool at the same time…

by Germware on Mar 20, 2010 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sinead O'Connor

has really let herself go

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's true

I tried doing a search for “Brent Sopel images” and it made me verify that I was 18 years or older due to disturbing content.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I always think of these cuties...

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/61751.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.buycostumes.com/Land-of-the-Lost-Sleestak-Teen-Costume/62901/ProductDetail.aspx&usg=__KCTH0BeTmZelKAfZLFBksTgpIp4=&h=3968&w=3288&sz=1270&hl=en&start=38&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=BdkZbupT06QkQM:&tbnh=150&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsleestak%26start%3D20%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Den%26ndsp%3D20%26tbs%3Disch:1

by vznutz81 on Mar 20, 2010 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your avatar tat

Hawks alt logo, Tour Eiffel (so you’re obviously a huge Huet lover), Chicago municipal flag – and Lucky Charms?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

there's some weird looking

Venus fly-trap action going on at the left, too. Or maybe that’s a rabid hamburger.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO

I thought it was a beef sandwich with teeth!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is a great idea

I’ll think about that for the other arm, maybe a whole killer food scene…nice.

by vznutz81 on Mar 20, 2010 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Revenge of the Peeps"

would be a pretty cool Easter diorama, for anyone who’s into that sort of thing.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes!!!

It must be original peeps however, none of that bogus bunny impostor peeps. Full color avatar btw.

by vznutz81 on Mar 20, 2010 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh shit

how many trips to the tattoo parlor did that take?

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

4 sittings

29 hours. Fun stuff. Very addictive, as most will tell you.

by vznutz81 on Mar 20, 2010 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes I love HUET...

…actually Ill go out on a limb…I really like Paris., has nothing to do with CH, and I know better than to even go there. Actually it is finished now. That venus fly-trap is actually a dinosaur my daughter drew.

by vznutz81 on Mar 20, 2010 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see the dinosaur now

damn, what’s a Paris-loving Chicagoan doing in Mississippi?

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I used to live outside of Paris (and I still do! DOH!)

Actually went to school in Versailles, but went into Paris just about about every day. Then I moved to Sweden for a while. Best time of my life, but yeah, the Parisians can be a pain in the ass even if you speak French fluently. God damn beautiful city though – balanced out by the god damn awful smelling metro and people.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

hoshit

that’s a good one.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking..

“Twins, the Sequel”?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brent Sopel & Richard Kiel

are still less creepy than the Sedins

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 20, 2010 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah I still don't know how to do this...

I’m trying, but sometimes I feel like I’m trying too hard…and no one wants to be that guy that tries too hard and the rest of the class just thinks he’s a turd…let me try one last time and if I fail I my just hover forever and ever right on into oblivion…I’m not hockey smart enough to hang anyway

by vznutz81 on Mar 20, 2010 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

just do a "preview" before posting links and photos

especially photos though, to see if they’re gonna be giant

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Long story...

…but it’s not so bad. Actually I kinda like it…I’m in the restaurant business, it was a lot easier to get started here. Of course it’s always great to come home.

by vznutz81 on Mar 20, 2010 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

this was supposed to reply to gmh...

anyway I know how to reply, I think I got all backed up with the picture post debacle, still posting and all that garbage…I better stop before I hurt myself…GO HAWKS!!!

by vznutz81 on Mar 20, 2010 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha, you'll figure it out soon

and that’s a cool story. I see that you also live near Faulkner’s birthplace, which is doubly cool.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks...

it is kinda cool, BUT somewhere down the line someone thought it would be a good idea to tear down the house and now there stands a nice little brick house that is the church parsonage. Oh well, so much for history!

by vznutz81 on Mar 20, 2010 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is great

…I really enjoy it there. I don’t speak French and don’t really care, to be honest, I mean like you said, those people are French after all. Hard to argue the beauty of the city though, architecturally stunning!

by vznutz81 on Mar 20, 2010 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL You're all over the place

Now you’re replying to yourself! Get your practice in because the GDT moves quick! (should be slower tonight since everyone cool is at the bar)

Regarding your comment, I was studying architecture at the time, so yeah, perfect place to be – or Detroit.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

After setting the GDT volume record

we’ll have a high standard to live up to while we’re more shorthanded than the Hawks have been the past couple of games…

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, quantity is easy

Just post so many terrible pictures that we get Thor to come back and go crazy on us again…

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Shallow Hal, the sequel!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cool

Hey, not EVERYONE that is cool is at the bar!

by Badgerdano on Mar 20, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but you and I are here

so we don’t have much of a leg to stand on with the counter-argument.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey!

I resemble that remark…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Phoenix, the suprise contender?

Who’d ever think the Coyotes would be able to pull this off?
I did say at the beginning of the year that this team could fight for a playoff spot, but the conference lead? Shit, they’ve done a great job.

Speaking of suprises can Byfuglein play reasonable defence in back-to-back games?

This could be the equal to the scenario after Christmas when the ’Hawks had the surging Predators after the break and ended up beating them both times out. Could history repeat itself?

Had to scramble for a tune tonight, so I cheaped out and went with this little overplayed tune. My apologies, but let’s see if this works.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 20, 2010 5:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Shit

Totally forgot about the meetup, I would have stayed in Chicago another day. Some other time soon though.

by 815Sox on Mar 20, 2010 5:39 PM CDT reply actions  

In AZ for the game, Go HAWKS!!!

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!!!!

by hawkie on Mar 20, 2010 5:45 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm looking forward to seeing more of the hendry

because

I’M THE JORDANAUT BITCH

angry bird is angry .

by Da'Ostrich on Mar 20, 2010 5:59 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

the backwards flying Bobby Orr ad is cool as shit.

Why does the NHL make such cool commercials, yet fail so hard in so many other aspects of their business?

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 6:13 PM CDT reply actions  

I've shopped that photo so many times

jumping into the Caddyshack pool, the Playboy mansion pool, jumping off a building, out of an airplane, etc. It’s almost easier than the Cindy Crosby Olympic donkey pose, but not quite.

BTW, here are the links to the Puck Daddy Crosby Golden Roar photoshop contest, for anyone who may not have seen it. You’ll spend an hour looking and never get bored. There’s literally hundreds of them, but I could only find these:

Gallery One
Gallery Two

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

My favorites are:

- Psycho
- Cindy in the women’s celebration
- tetherball
- Pacman

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was a big fan of Pacman as well.

by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 20, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cindy in the women's hockey

and in Karate Kid, but too many to remember

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

here's the link to all the pics

flickr

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 20, 2010 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome thanks

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am going to be

banished to the little TV in the bedroom tonight. The Uncle is over and playing Wii with my daughter. Damnit!

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 20, 2010 6:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Hunkered down

in the far NW burbs, WHERE IT IS STILL FUCKING SNOWING. Otherwise the wife & I were kinda sorta maybe considering coming down for the clusterfuck. Have fun, I’ll be drinking leftover Banquet Beer on the couch. Maybe I’ll do a shot of vodka in solidarity!

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wings fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Mar 20, 2010 6:24 PM CDT reply actions  

GREETINGS FROM GLENDALE

Hey guys! Just drove to the rink and I’m — no, wait a minute… this is an open-air upscale mall! I gotta check my map back in the…

(turns around, sees arena)

You gotta be shitting me.

When I wear off from the shock, it’ll be game time. Good timing.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 20, 2010 6:43 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

And Northern Iowa beats Kansas

The crowd at Margaritaville (oy vey) just went as nuts as suburbanites get.

Incidentally: Phoenix is one big suburb. Can’t discern any good reason for this town to exist, besides retiree communities.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 20, 2010 6:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Thought the same thing the one time I was there

Drove in from Las Vegas. That trip went as follows:

1) Vegas
2) Hoover Dam (spectacular)
3) Hours of desert (spectacular)
4) Hour and a half of the most hideously depressing suburban areas I’ve ever seen outside of southern Florida (not spectacular)
5) Tiny downtown Phoenix, which seemed completely abandoned except for the immediate vicinity of the baseball stadium (I was there for a game).

I always wanted to go out to AZ for spring training, until I actually went to Phoenix. Now it just seems like a beatdown. The rest of Arizona was amazingly beautiful, though.

by Brian C on Mar 20, 2010 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was going to say

Second part of Sec 326’s comment really could apply to southern FL too… and the first part could refer to New Jersey (after going to school there… it’s also been called a state-wide strip mall).

My sister told me they’re building some crazy new bridge over by the Hoover Dam… did you get a chance to see that too? I heard it’s spectacularly spectacular.

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

This was five years ago. It looked like they were starting prep work for the bridge (clearing and leveling land, etc), but that’s all. It’s too bad, in a way, since one of the spectacular things about the Hoover Dam is that US 93 literally goes across the top of it. I’m sure the new bridge will be great, and I understand the need for it, but it won’t quite be the same.

by Brian C on Mar 20, 2010 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that is awesome

Was there back in the late 90s, and it’s cool just to be able to look down from the top and all.

Crazy random memory of US 93 — my family was driving this big van down one of the more empty stretches of it doing about 80, when this massive tour bus comes up behind us, honks, and proceeds to try to overtake us. Guess we were blocking the spectacular view!

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

The view from that bridge

should be pretty cool… my sister’s studying civil engineering so she’s been telling me stuff about it. Funny how you can pretty much use Wikipedia to plan road trips nowadays…

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm happy

to read that it will accomodate pedestrians, actually. I had assumed that it was simply a traffic diversion, but you’re right, it should be pretty great.

by Brian C on Mar 20, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sadly, you won't be able to see the Dam from the new bridge

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

The wiki page says that pedestrians will be able to see the bridge, but cars won’t. That sounds like it’s actually a good way to do it, if true, unless you want cars flying over the side because the dipshit drivers are too busy saying, “Look kids, that’s the Hoov WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!”

by Brian C on Mar 20, 2010 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what I meant, the cars won't.

Sorry, should have been more specific.

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

This trip was Spring Training overkill

I did Tuscon and the Grand Canyon last trip three years ago. That was not bad. Went with the zero-sidetrip route this time to less tremendulously tremendulous results.

Noted: this is the perfect town for business meetings. After the town(ish) bores your middle management types to death, being locked in a room for six hours of corporate-speak will seem like a welcome break.

But anyway: out they come for warmups — inclunding Boynton and Hendry. So no totally un-obvious team news.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 20, 2010 7:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Guess you

drove through Laughlin….that is pretty much my backyard.

by AZHawksfan on Mar 20, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Back from vacation

Missed 2 games while gone, Soupys and Seabs, Promise not to miss another. Hope a good time for all tonight!

by activestick on Mar 20, 2010 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

You, sir

are hereby disallowed from missing any more games.

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

We'll try to hold down the GDT again

Can’t make it myself, seeing as I’m stuck here on Madison St… in an obscure corner of Chinatown in New York that is. Though, based on how badly my interview went, the silver lining on that is I might be back in the Chicago area soon!

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Can I use this space to convey how bitter I am that I live 1300 miles from Chi-town?

Yes? Excellent.

Because every time I see these meet-up threads I get a little more bitter about living in the boonies.

by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 20, 2010 7:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Agreed

Though, I’m trying to arrange to see my first Hawks game ever in Newark, NJ… hopefully work doesn’t get in the way of that!

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Prudential center is magnificent

it’s probably the only decent thing about Newark. I was in south Jersey last weekend for the Philly game, and we found ridonk cheap prices for the Bruins-Devils game on Monday, so we drove up. Try to avoid the 200-level drunken idiots if you want to keep your sanity; we sat right in the middle of a Jets-Patriots-Giants-Red Sox-Tom Brady feud, which is just as much of a clusterfuck as it sounds.

Also, my friend was wearing a Scott Niedermayer jersey, and while waiting at a red light on the drive out, we got straight-up offered weed from this dude in the adjacent car. we probably would have taken them up on their offer, too, had we not been staring at a 2.5-hour drive. Stay classy, Newark!

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

The arena in Glendale is not awful, it must be said

Some obstructed seats in the high corners to accomodate theater boxes. Other than that: first rate.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 20, 2010 7:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'll keep that in mind

Thanks. I may have to go in my work attire, which may be an invitation to get mugged, but thank goodness it’s next to the train station.

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

we paid $9 for tickets

$30 for parking. That’s nothing to ensure your ride doesn’t get jacked while you’re at the game, though.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not that this helps at all...

the last Hawks game I went to was against the ’Canes. You know, the game we lost at the end of the eight-game road trip.

The game that sold 3000 tickets total because it took place in the middle of a freak blizzard that crippled the whole Eastern coast with eight inches of snow. Sigh, the things I drive through for this team.

Really hope your NJ trip turns out better!!!

by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 20, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pantsless Internet Friends

So what did everyone do this afternoon? I painted my family room and typed here in between strokes. I’m assuming that’s what many of you did too?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

woke up, went to work, cursed the weather.

story of my fuckin’ life.

Is “painted the family room” an euphemism for something?

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I went down to the Music Box

to see Neil Young Trunk Show. But when I got there, they had a sign saying it was digital projection, and that pissed me off so I left. I can watch it digitally on DVD in a couple months; I don’t need to pay theater prices for that privilege.

by Brian C on Mar 20, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's a good life decision.

Digital projection is the bane of my existence.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't even get me started

Every now and again I decide to bite the bullet and see something digital, and I always regret it because it looks like shit. And that’s true whether it’s a big Hollywood movie (The Wolfman) or an indie doc (Collapse).

by Brian C on Mar 20, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're talking to the person

who is forced to put that DVD in the DENON player and press play every night. We’re showing some retardedly self-indulgent Nick Nolte doc this week, and it’s making me want to slit my wrists. No one has shown up for two shows in a row, although some of that has to do with the weather.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah yes

I know what of you speak. I remember getting a refund because Trucker started up and it was some ugly digital picture. I had assumed it was 35mm but was wrong. Formats aren’t always listed on the website like they used to be.

Also, any idea when that terrible EXIT sign right in front of the screen might get updated? What a distraction.

by Brian C on Mar 20, 2010 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

hint:

if it says “35mm,” it’s an actual print. If nothing is listed, it’s probably DVD unless we can finagle a beta tape from the distributors (barf, vomit, retch).

Also, never. We’ll spend a shitload of money installing an internet wire so midnight classes can be streamed, but we won’t fix the goddamn aisle lights, no sir.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, recently I've figured that out

But seriously, how much can a new exit sign cost? That’s it, I’m writing a strongly worded letter.

by Brian C on Mar 20, 2010 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

please do.

I would say something to back you up, but this is my only source of income right now.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I settled a $3 million lawsuit against some really stupid defendants! Life is (relatively) good!

by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 20, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

GOODNESS PREVAILS!

I hope…

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love how you're going way off topic

so we can meet our new post quota… nice.

I was out enjoying the weather actually, but from the sound of you guys in Chicago, it’s not going to last since I pretty much get the weather you have a day or two later.

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was really trying to make a joke

but got to actually hear about everyone’s day, which was enjoyable.
Read it again.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sarcasm detection

is the forte of many on this blog

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was using my "STEALTH HUMOR"

most people’s radar doesn’t detect it.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

SamFels called us that in the preview

I tried to make a funny, but you know, my reputation for having no sense of humor thing. No one expected it.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, I read that...

But I still can’t go into how I spent my pantsless afternoon. I’ll just say the kids were not home…

by Badgerdano on Mar 20, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

were the pets hiding in fear?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Ewww"

said my daughter… LOL

by Badgerdano on Mar 20, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

Actually been doing that and making chicken dumpling soup for dinner.

Typing “in between strokes” was though.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

fail

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

there ya go

this place never let’s me down

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oops thanks

I meant it as let’s = “let is”me down, duh!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good evenining all, and Fuck Scum

Had to get it out of the way.

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

you’ll like my new avatar then

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't notice it was new

I guess someone (you?) had posted it before. I approve!

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think I did

I created it. Ahhh, I think I just posted scrubbing bubbles before. Who knows…

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

speaking of

Scum-Canucks tonight. C’mon, meteor, don’t let us down.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

It just does not feel like a worth while day

Unless you throw at least one “FUCK SCUM” out their, you know!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUCK SCUM

I feel much better

"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"

by Hungryhawk on Mar 20, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bah.

I was just about to flag down a cab to go to Bottom Lounge, but decided not to as I was up at 4am for work today, and have to be up at 5am tomorrow. I hate conferences! But I will be there next time. In the meantime, room service beer and the internet will have to do.

Let’s go Hawks!

by rsncrntz on Mar 20, 2010 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Tyson Nash is a fucking idiot

he just said the Blackhawks aren’t used to playing in front of large, loud crowds, so they better be ready to weather the storm. What the fuck? Can someone please tell him the Hawks have over 80 consecutive sell outs at home. Moron! Guess that is why you are between the benches for Phoenix,.

by AZHawksfan on Mar 20, 2010 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

feed

http://sportsstop.tv/ch2/index.html

stoogetv doesn’t have the feed or something, at least not when I checked.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Thank you

I pay for Center Ice, but not NHL Network, and nights like this really fist me.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 20, 2010 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

what are they chanting

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

everyone who stood up to get that puck

was wearing 19, 88, or 81

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

All those Chicago transplants

retirees, etc. Great to see all the Indian Head sweaters.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 20, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

All hands don Clown Shoes!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

YAAAAAAYYYY

More awesome officiating!

Side effects may include: Thrifty Knuckles, Sexual Nightmares, and Sleep Crime

by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Kinda soft call there

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

The refs from the Ducks game

are baaaaaaaaack.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 20, 2010 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Ref made that call

From outer space.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

wtf

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 20, 2010 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Like these?

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHITSKY!

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

NIEMI!!!!

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Off topic

But anyone know how old Niemi is? Is it 25 or 27?

by Jrs23 on Mar 20, 2010 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

I think 26

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

BLARGH!

Score it, Cap’n!

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

agreed!

and hopefully there are more shifts like that, except with scoring at the end

by blackhawkeyes on Mar 20, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gee, sounds like the UC

Bird whistle people and everything…

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

The T-Bone!

Another sweet Kaner feed!

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

BROUWER!!!!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

BROUWER!!!

fucking beautiful pass by Kane to set that up!

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Brouwer!

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 20, 2010 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Hi my name is Patrick Kane

and I crap out assists

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 8:26 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

BROUWER! Awesome goal

Great to see that line off to a hot start

by Jrs23 on Mar 20, 2010 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow there are alot of Hawks fans there. The cheering was pretty loud.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

That was one of the pretty goals of the year, no?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

er, prettiest

in case someone corrects my grammar again

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

and Sopel was involved!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

need a feed

stoogetv is down…any other streams to check out??

My dad taught me three thing at my first hockey game at age 5:

Always buy the Blue Line..
Dino [Ciccarelli] is a queen-o
Detroit Sucks!!

by notsince61 on Mar 20, 2010 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

asked that nearly the same time you did haha

by RonBarr on Mar 20, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

GMH had this one:

http://sportsstop.tv/ch2/index.html

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crowd is about 1/3d Hawks fans

Not nearly as dominant as it was in St Louis, but very noticable — especially on that Brouwer tally.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 20, 2010 8:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Live Feed

Anyone have a live feed? the link at atdhe.net does not seem to have the right game.

by RonBarr on Mar 20, 2010 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

HELP!!

need a feed
stoogetv is down…any other streams to check out??

My dad taught me three thing at my first hockey game at age 5:

Always buy the Blue Line..
Dino [Ciccarelli] is a queen-o
Detroit Sucks!!

by notsince61 on Mar 20, 2010 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

gmh

has a sportstv feed up above

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 20, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

sportsstop

sorry

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 20, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Daydream Nation.

Nice start by the top line. They look focused.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 20, 2010 8:28 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Daydream Nation.

Nice start by the top line. They look focused.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 20, 2010 8:29 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

do they look focused though?

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

That’s why I posted it twice. Ha

by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 20, 2010 8:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

4mins to Eager

For no discernable reason I can find. (No — they called a spear of all things.)

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 20, 2010 8:29 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

So it wasn't just me...

I didn’t see nuttin

Can I be a ref then?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Spearing?

When was the last time that was ever called?

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Gladiator fights in Roman times.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was gonna go with Philidelphia in the 70s

But it amounts to the same thing.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

True

It was like he was swinging a mace howling:

 “are you not entertained!?!?!”

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eager with the stupid penalty. What a shock.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Eager is a fucking idiot

send him to the locker room, turn on Sesame Street

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Put down the duckie!

They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em!

by ZootSuitZombie on Mar 20, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where the hell was the spearing?

I watched a couple of times, and I still can’t see it. Where were the refs looking?

by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 20, 2010 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

mirage effect

it’s the desert, after all.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rule books

All of the refs decided to read the rule books again and now have found new penalties they can call they totally forgot about.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

And then they try them on the Hawks...

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whats next?

a “using the Butt End” call while using a broken stick (a piece of lamanent fell off)?

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ref picking up chicks after the game:

Zebra: Had to call a guy for spearing tonite…

Chick: wow, really?

Zebra: Yup. Didn’t wanna do it, but I had to do it…

It’s a jungle out there, but… you try…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

either that

or the new “Zebra Pachinko Machine”

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ref has a bet with a friend

“10 bucks I can make a spearing call tonight…”

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not looking forward to seeing our 2nd PK team

if it gets that far

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Hossa might be better on D

then most of our D

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hossa is like Bo Jackson in Tecmo Bowl

Unstoppable.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's perfect!

Like this

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Anytime tecmo bowl or Bo jackson can be referenced, you win. Actually, we all win.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 20, 2010 8:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

For being down quite few commenters tonight

this board is rocking with zingers! WE RULE!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

No Krome

So we need to research some crap on Google and post it… LOL (J/K Krome)

by Badgerdano on Mar 20, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love that he runs back to the 1 yard line

Just to prove a point.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

After watching the pregame story about Daze

I fear for Bolland’s back.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remember this post

You can either harass me or call me clairvoyant later.
Trade Bolland if possible after this year. He will never be the same.

Oops, that was the ghost of BLou present taking control of my fingers

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Unless you want Buff centering a line

Gonna need to get somebody to take his place.

Side effects may include: Thrifty Knuckles, Sexual Nightmares, and Sleep Crime

by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

We'll be losing Madden too

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm living each day like next year's salary woes will never come.

Side effects may include: Thrifty Knuckles, Sexual Nightmares, and Sleep Crime

by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope you're not clairvoyant.

Weapon has been a shell of himself. Let’s hope he starts to his groove back, like Stella did.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 20, 2010 8:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

That's one reference

I never thought I’d see on SCH.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do hope I'm wrong

Just the opinion of someone (me) with lifelong back problems from sports. Very few ever fully recover.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, I Concur...

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL I missed the Stella comment

and it wasn’t even in reference to Streetcar Named Desire. Stinky!

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're referring to my Stella comment, right?

I know there’s better but that’s kind of the level Bolland has been on lately. Maybe I’ll use “Airborne” in my next one.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 20, 2010 8:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

boys got wheels

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Meh

he still coulda got there faster…lazy bastard that kid is.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 20, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

trade him

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Odds that Kaner will shank a bitch if they don’t quit wasting his pretty passes?

by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 20, 2010 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

He will give them

“The Cabbie Treatment”

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

but he'll calm down

once they give him a lollipop.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, with 37 secs left and a TV timeout

Let it be known: Auntie has looked sharp. Good to see. Two periods left.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 20, 2010 8:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Phoenix

announcers just said the Kings dominated the Hawks the other night, even though the Kings lost 3-0. Can anyone explain how this makes any sense?

by AZHawksfan on Mar 20, 2010 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Must have been all of those shots on goal they had.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

He said they dominated the faceoff wins

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

first period stats

Shots: CHI 8—11 PHX
Hits: CHI 7—8 PHX
Blocked shots: CHI 0—11 PHX (lol what)
Faceoffs: CHI 64%—36% PHX

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

I think you need to add a new Catagorie with Refs stats

Good Calls 2? (CHI 1 – PHX 1)
Blown Calls 2+ (CHI 2 – PHX 0)
Douchebag Rating 7 (0-10 scale 10=Complete bag including the Nozzle)

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

0 blocks?

Is Sopel playing wing?

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was surprised

given the 4-minute penalty kill. Thinking back, though, I didn’t notice any clear blocked shots on the kill, so who knows? That, or the officials are hallucinating.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

That, or the officials are hallucinating.

Ding ding ding! By jove, you’ve got it!

by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 20, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Side note

Kentucky is kicking in the dicks of Wake Forest.

Double Side Note: Finally put out the fire after my bracket mysteriously burst into flames. Thanks Kansas.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

That bracket blowed up good!

Blowed up REAL good!

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 20, 2010 8:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Michael Bay-style.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

"So Troy, what about that goal"

“Id suck a dick to stay on a line with Kaner…seriously, Q, if your listening the offer stands”

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Niemi is called... "Octopus"

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Whenever I hear cephalapods

I always think of SCUM, so Octopus is not sitting well here

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Finnish Spider?

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

that would be a fucking awesome mask

with that little black widow marking on the top.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like "Niemisis"

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anything that reminds me

Of a shitty Star Trek movie is automatically getting my NO vote.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

But they would have needed the shield

if Niemi was on the Enterprise

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

er, wouldn't

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want his mask

to have a big picture of Clara Blandick on it.

by Brian C on Mar 20, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Most of the Original 6 travel pretty well.

Also helps that there are no Coyote fans in Arizona.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

And tons of Chicagoans for the following reasons

1) March weather like today
2) Cubs and Sox
3) March weather like today

by Slaky on Mar 20, 2010 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

And don't forget us transplanted Chicagoans

of which there are many out here!

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or Displaced Chicagoans

Who never give up their teams!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

AJ!

My boy.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

3rd hockey game ever

and already bought your own personalized jersey? DOUCHE.

by Slaky on Mar 20, 2010 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD

GET PIERZYNSKI OFF MY SCREEN

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't Hate.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is your last name Barrett?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1 for one of my fav. Simpsons references

-1 for AJ hate.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pierzynski!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Fourth goalie.

You’re forgetting the helpful presence of Post.

by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 20, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Post is an animal

no one moves post to post like Post

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

/rimshot

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did Konroyd just call it

The Midwest Tranny and Ice Center?

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

2nd Period Thread

Here. Already in progress

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 9:02 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Wait whut?

Second period thread is in Five for Howling? Heh, no.

by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 20, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you implying

We should invade the electronic home of the only 5 Coyotes fans?

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was funny!

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I went there and the song "Lonely" popped into my head

Lonely, I’m so lonely…

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lost

I was looking at the posts and didn’t recognize anyone before I realized what you did. LOL I’ll look carefully at any links you post in the future.

by Badgerdano on Mar 20, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just now looked again

That was their entire game thread! 26 comments
We have somw who will do that solo, and collectivley for a blown call!

Go Hawks, Go SCH

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Spearing!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

sweet, a PP

No way this can go wrong.

by Brian C on Mar 20, 2010 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Serves me right

KANER!!!

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude...

Please post that every power play!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Done and done.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm assuming

they’re burying a shoe?

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Best clown pic yet

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kaner!

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 20, 2010 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy fuck

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

YESSSS!!!!!

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

KANE!

WHOOOO, that was pretty.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

No Clownshoes!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Kane!!!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

kane

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 20, 2010 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Kane is so lazy.

So is dat Horsa guy.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 20, 2010 9:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

He does that.

A lot.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice pass by that Horsa guy

I say we keep them both.

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanking the scoring gods!

I like that one.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

YES!

Kaner’s first goal in 8 games and the tossed the clown shoes!!

by Badgerdano on Mar 20, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Patrick Kane ends drought in desert"

I can see the headline now… he’s just that good

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

So if we were playing the wings you could say he parted the "red sea"?

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hisss

Let VerStig write the headlines… LOL

by Badgerdano on Mar 20, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hoss + Kane = ridiculous.

So much scoring magic tied up in these two. I adore them both.

by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 20, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Can't sit back, though

Yotes play 60 minutes and scrap to the end.

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Freudian play call?

“Obviously a big guy, but he’s got big equipment too.” Okay then, Edzo, we’ll take your word for it!

by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 20, 2010 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Is that a drink

for inadvertent sexual inuendo?

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

TMI lol

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

shit

madden hurt

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Nnonoonononononononononononononononono

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 20, 2010 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Uh-Oh

Say it ain’t so Mad Dog!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Yotes annoucers talking about how the glass here has no give

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Kopecky trips!

DRINK!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Crap

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 20, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck a Duck

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

What's their goal song?

Just letting the horn keep going?

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

SHIT BANANAS

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Me too

But then again, I REALLY like clubbing baby seals.

by Brian C on Mar 20, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Katherine

Good thing she’s downtown drinking…

by Badgerdano on Mar 20, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

She not a fan of clubbing seals?

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

Can you believe that??

by Badgerdano on Mar 20, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

She likes clubbing kittens better?

Or just not a fan of baby animal clubbing period?

by Brian C on Mar 20, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unsure

She may be cool with clubbing anything other than baby seals.

by Badgerdano on Mar 20, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Clubbing baby seals...

Is that like punching a cabbie?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice pass Kopecky.

Hawks go they other way.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 20, 2010 9:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

EAGER

Stop being stupidly awful.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Eager in the box again

He’s working on the Eager hat trick.

by Badgerdano on Mar 20, 2010 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

where exactly was Koputzky

yes, Koputzky, going with…besides his own damn net?!

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 20, 2010 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm down wit dat

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

That'll bring the women a callin'

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuckity Fuck Fuck

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Madden back out there

He shakes off concussions like the Super Fans shake off heart attacks.

by Brian C on Mar 20, 2010 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Madden & Burish got a limo in Phoenix

Gonna pick up some Grannies

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

and this time

it will be burish’s

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Khabibulin

From his grand jury hearing.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Kane punching the Khabby?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

madden back out

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

good PK boys

even better to see madden out there

angry bird is angry .

by Da'Ostrich on Mar 20, 2010 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

What the Fuck was Kopecky doing on the goal

And Fuck Eager for missing Wolski on a check and then getting 2 minutes for being brain dead

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 20, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I drunkenly promised to be nice to Kopecky for one game after he scored two goals

I will not bash Kopecky…I will not bash Kopecky….

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

anyone have a new feed?

mine “has been moved”

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 20, 2010 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

you just need to refresh

then you can continue to enjoy the terribly amazing commercials

by ITypedforMiles on Mar 20, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks

all good…that slapping commercial was so terrible I think it did indeed stop the feed

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 20, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

The food is bad enough

But Seafood from taco Bell? UGHHH Gag Me

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 20, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

i cant

believe they are making shrimp tacos… they can hardly do regular tacos right…. plus they are too damn expensive and have no cheese!

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here we go again....

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Looks like I used up all the magic.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was worth a shot...

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

way to go out on a limb

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hooking

Thank you zebras

by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 20, 2010 9:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Jovanovski is #55...

They probably blew the whistle just out of habit.

by Brian C on Mar 20, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

You suffer

from PE?

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 20, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Refs getting paid by the penalty tonight?

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

worse

paid by every PP goal

boy are they fucked.

angry bird is angry .

by Da'Ostrich on Mar 20, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Paid per blow...

Of the whistle!

What were you thinking?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vernon Fiddler still plays?

I thought he was dead.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Speaking of dead

Can somone just put a bullet in Jovanovski and end the mother F’rs Life please

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 20, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I already have a contact out on Bertuzzi, once im done with that

Ill see if I can pencil Jovanovski in

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll pay extra?

LOL No go w/ Bertuzzi can’t stand that convict either

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 20, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

aww Fudruckers!

we didnt score!

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

here come the shoes

the miiighty cloooown shoes!

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 20, 2010 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

im feeling some more

4th line magic coming up!

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Keep

those mother fuckers off the ice please

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 20, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh geez

Columbus and Nashville headed to OT tied 0-0. Thank you god or whatever deity for making me a ’Hawks fan.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm sure

The 20 people watching that game are on the edge of their seats.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

You say that now...

How did you feel just a few short years ago?

by Badgerdano on Mar 20, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exhilirating Conversation on that howling site!
So Timmy
did you check out that move I did on NHL10 shootout w/ Z? Thing of beauty lol. Having a touch time with the GM mode tho. Guess I"m not that good at it lol.

I did win something on my NHL-10, it was shiney!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah

I tried starting a conversation, but it was like talking to somebody at the DMV.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Taking over that sit would be just to easy

No fun would be had of it

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

their moderator

explained to them how to use the rec option in his game summary
training wheels

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

by gogohawks on Mar 21, 2010 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

As your attorney...

I advise you to keep your clown shoes on. But drive with the top down at high speed.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 20, 2010 9:30 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL

Such a great movie

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 20, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

why is everyone else

screaming in that lottery commercial… You didnt fucking win the lottery

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Watching on the puter but was that Buff

who couldn’t handle the perfect draw and was Versteeg on the point? WTF

by Duck99 on Mar 20, 2010 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Ozzie and Sweet Lou

Hockey fight. GO

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Lou has Old Man Strength

and pent up rage for being a Cubs manager

plus im pretty sure hes always shitfaced

my money is on Lou

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm fairly certain

Ozzie would go for the low blow. He’s the Venezuelan equivalent of Ric Flair.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

They just tell Lou Ozze is really Milton bradley in disguise

Lou will rip his spine out his asshole

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lou is Old School...

and almost always hammered… got to go with Lou…

by Remember#3 on Mar 20, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hispanics love wrestling

by Hitemwithurpurse on Mar 20, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lou's wife

is Hispanic

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 20, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who did?

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 20, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

totally missed it… For the better i guess

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 20, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's learning from Edzo

who used the telestrator on a pushing and shoving match last game

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

In their defense

I would totally abuse the telestrator if I were in the booth. Dear god, what fun I would have.

by Brian C on Mar 20, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would spend the entire time

seeing how many times I can get away with drawing a dick.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm surprised

Edzo hasn’t done something like that already, considering he’s knee-deep in Foley’s stash already

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heading into the 3rd on the road with the lead?

I’ll take it.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Absolutely

Especially since we’ve been such a lock-down team in the third lately.

by Brian C on Mar 20, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

That already happened

The new 2nd period is now the 1st intermission. Or the shootout. Or.. something.

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

prophetic

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 21, 2010 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fighting Sioux win the WCHA!

5-3 over Flying Cloud. Now on to the Frozen Four…

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

GAG

Hate the Sioux. Did you go there? Brackets announcement tomorrow morning at 10:30.

by Badgerdano on Mar 20, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did.

And based on your moniker, I think I have to hate you.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only when our teams meet.

My oldest brother went to Michigan Tech and he and I still get along.

by Badgerdano on Mar 20, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

Very true. I actually like the Badgers better than the rodents.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just read your profile...

Congratulations… Hope to see you in the Frozen Four.

by Badgerdano on Mar 20, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

I’ll take any team from the WCHA than those self-righteous assholes from the east coas.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

I didnt even know that fucktard worked for teh Sox

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

this

is reply fail

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

If it comes from Massachusets.

I hate it.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you call them "massholes?"

New vocabulary word I learned not too long ago…

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Massa-wha?

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

by gogohawks on Mar 21, 2010 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've heard that before

2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass

by Trixietrx on Mar 21, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a sox fan

And I couldn’t give 2 shits about this whole “controversy”. Nothing to report on from spring training, so this is what we get.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

your username

I read it as “hit ’em with purpose” at first, and then I had to read it like 8 times in a row to get what it really said.

/advocate for space bar usage when choosing screennames

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

stats through two

Shots: CHI 24—18 PHX (Kane with 5)
Missed shots: CHI 5—11 PHX
Hits: CHI 11—14 PHX
Blocked shots: CHI 2—12 PHX
Faceoffs: CHI 54%—46% PHX (Toews at 60%, Bolland at 25%—playing injured or not, this has always been the most disappointing thing about Bolland’s game).

And that Columbus-Nashville thriller is over, Preds win it in OT. Yippee.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Depends on their level of Douchieness the previous game!

For ANH 0 (0 = Completeley competent) but the next game the same crew started at 15 (use you imagination to figure out what would need to be addedd for it to be that bad if an 11 is the nozzle included)

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

/did the columbus nashville shootout go so many rounds that they had to call up minor league players to try and score and eventually had to pull fans from the stands?

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah, Fransen scored.

Thank god, no one should have to suffer through a SO with those two teams.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would go on so long

that the refs will have to call a goalie fight to resolve it in the end.

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be fucking sweet

Im for goalie fights instead of SO

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

the best fight

is always a goalie fight

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

i wish

roy was still in the league… he made goalie fights amazing!

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

wonder how good hurt is at savate

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

huet

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

i dont know

“BIG SAVE HURT” doesnt sound right…

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

a "by" should be in there

somewhere…

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Savate

I wonder how well it’d work with goalie pads though…

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cornell/Brown

I think

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

got off my lazy ass and

opened up another tab.. Cornell beat Union 3-0… for ECAC title.. now go for the twofer and beat the cheeseheads in hoops tomorrow…

by Remember#3 on Mar 20, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very

Very Doubtful

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 20, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not much of a hoops fan

But I always enjoy the tournament. Some big upsets. Jayhawks going home early to play with their rocks and chalk.

by Badgerdano on Mar 20, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Been a very enjoyable tourney

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 20, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scum 0--2 Little Shits

toward the end of the first. Fatty and SOB with the Vancouver goals.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

good

i dont want to see Scum even make the fucking playoffs… dumb pricks!

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

sadly, I agree.

They have too much talent and dumb luck.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

April 11th

Good be agreat game for that reason alone

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 20, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

i have some idea in my head

that that last game of the season will be win or go home for the scum

by pb5689 on Mar 20, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Excellent

(in my Montgomery Burns voice)

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 20, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

No doubt

Keep him on the fucking pine already

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 20, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

They should read this site

best “Eager ranks slightly above squirrels in intelligence” analysis around

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

gah

too many frackin penalties!

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Creepy Woodmans guy.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

I bet Shane Doan

Smells like old people.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

baw

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Well Shit

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 20, 2010 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Screened like a motherfucker

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking old man Sopel.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Gsme on!

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

I mean GAME on!

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Way to clear out the net there Hawks

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Post with a big save.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Thank you Ladder

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 20, 2010 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

ladd

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 20, 2010 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

how did that happen

actually, who cares?!

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Knuck;e puck

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Common!

fuck the fact that we havent beaten the Coyotes all year makes me scared to meet them in the playoffs!

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Ditto

we don’t own them like we have in years past.

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

LADDIIIEE BOY

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

LADDY!

wooo 45 footer

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah!!!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

HA! Ladd!!!

Did we trade Huet??

/rimshot

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Bryz wants that one back

BUT HE CANT HAVE IT. SCOOOOOORRRREEEEE

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Well done Laddie!

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 20, 2010 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

RIGHT BACK!

Hawks fans in bldg are pumped back up

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 20, 2010 9:58 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Good things happen when you...

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Eat your vegetables, Bruther!

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was thinking "put the puck on net"

but yes, vegetable advice from a vegetable works well too

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do too

but everyone knows I’m humorously challenged. I leave it to the pros.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was thinking that would be a good idea tonight

while the “overseers” are away, but 700+ comments is a little daunting!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

plus we gave ourselves away again. we need a secret code next time

by blackhawkeyes on Mar 20, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

The virtual equivalent of TP'ing the site

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

except for poor meeshak's house!

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

by gogohawks on Mar 21, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

that was kind of the best part though

All this green and then a random not-funny comment.

by Katherine215 on Mar 21, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hogan

Looks like he’s from Phoenix.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

And the crowd goes wild!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck ya

Shooter

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 20, 2010 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

LETS GO HAWKS

At an Away Game

Man I love it

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

sharp

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 20, 2010 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Sharpie!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

SHARPIEE

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

You have to feel a little bad for the Coyotes

How shitty is it that you are on home ice and the crowd is cheering for the other team?

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't feel bad.

If they don’t like it, blame Gary Betteman.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm loving it too

But it doesn’t ehlp when both of Chicago’s Baseball teams have spring training in AZ

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 20, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should have seen it last year when we shut them out one game

All the Yotes fans were gone early and we raised the roof when we won! It was cool.

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't worry - it's just a little pity.

I’m not that much of a girl. Just glad it won’t happen at the UC. :)

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

it did back in the dark days

in a game against the Red Wings. So many Wings fans were in the UC that when they scored and the fans cheered, the fucker in charge SOUNDED THE GOAL HORN.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 21, 2010 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

No you don't

Its how the Brewers feel at Wrigley North, um Miller Park for Cubs Games

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cubs fans have always traveled well

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Going to CitiBank Field in NY next month to see them

Hope it happens their. It was like that at Shea a couple of times

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's because of WGN

Some friends from Denver told me that before they had the Rockies they all grew up watching the Cubs on WGN and had more connection with the Cubs than any other team.

by rsncrntz on Mar 20, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

All the bars around the stadium had "Welcome Cubs fans" or "Home of the Cubs" banners in front.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've seen the Cubs in

Denver, Houston (two stadiums), Atlanta (two stadiums), Florida, Shea, and Arlington, and while all had sizable Cubs contingents, by far the biggest were in Atlanta. And they were on TBS all those years! Always thought that was weird.

by Brian C on Mar 20, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was screened like a mofo

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 20, 2010 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Hossa the setup dude!

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Shooter eats pieces of shit like the yotes for breakfast

They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em!

by ZootSuitZombie on Mar 20, 2010 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

This is a feel good moment

2 quick goals to snap a tie on the road. Partisan crowd on the road. I wish I could bottle this.

by Slaky on Mar 20, 2010 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Seriously

I heard him say that, and went : why the fuck would you say that?

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

what did Konroyd say?

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 21, 2010 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

After Bryz makes a big save down 4-2

“Remember that save when they tie it up”

by VerStig on Mar 21, 2010 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Everytime they say Handzal

I think I’m watching Zoolander

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

wtf Konroyd

“Remember that save if the Coyotes come back to tie it”

by ElHoju on Mar 20, 2010 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

oh goddamn.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 21, 2010 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

they are much

better than the green, purple, and maroon jerseys with the franken coyote logo!

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry Phoenix Blackhawks fans,

and imma let you finish, but SCH had the best road game presence of all time.

VERSTEEG!

by Bwana on Mar 20, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

i know we get it

Ozzie and Lou are there…. TALK ABOUT FUCKING HOCKEY!!!!

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck this shit

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Well Fuck

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 20, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Gah

Come on Hawks

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 20, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

poop

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Time for two more.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

christ

clear the puck!!!!!

poor auntie was left helpless there

angry bird is angry .

by Da'Ostrich on Mar 20, 2010 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

i would much

 rather hear a cow mooo or a duck quack… way to take the easy way out phoenix

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too much time left

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Dammit Bolland

Elevate the damn puck

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 20, 2010 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Sopel can show him how...

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

These ain't Gretzky's Coyotes

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

kopecky

back to his usual tricks – bad passes but i havent seen him fall down yet

angry bird is angry .

by Da'Ostrich on Mar 20, 2010 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

he did a belly flop in the 1st period, open ice

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh oh

then we are one flying helmet from a kopecky hat trick

angry bird is angry .

by Da'Ostrich on Mar 20, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes, that is correct

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Some day we'll see a natural Kopecky hat trick

Where he whiffs a shot causing him to fall down and lose his helmet

by ElHoju on Mar 20, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

doesnt want to show off

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crap LOL

I was trying to come up with the natural too.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bolland

is back up to 45% in the faceoff circle.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Get out the party hats and streamers.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

lay off kopecky

he’s an olympian

They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em!

by ZootSuitZombie on Mar 20, 2010 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

i honestly

cant complain about buffs play on defense…. he is playing a lot better than i expected

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

He can stay, at least to Johnnson is back.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

What are you trying to say?

Something about Johnsson staying in Buff’s back? Wha?

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reeeeeeaccchhhhh for it....

+1

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea i would rather send boynton back to Rockford

when Johnnson comes back… buff is playing better and we have an overload at forward anyways… its not like we are in desparate need of his offensive abilities

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

once

Seabrook comes back then i would send buff back to forward

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

and Eager to his room

Romper Room?

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you mean...

Sopel stop shooting the puck?

Or Snipers in the balcony stop shooting at Sopel?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

My wife just looked at me and goes: "make me a flutag"

Very rarely am I speechless…this one did the job.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

dont make Ozzie speak

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Lou, he had a head start

he was building on the residual BAC from the night before

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait...

Lou and Ozzie are there? Why didn’t anyone tell me about this?!?!

by Brian C on Mar 20, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lou

he is the manager of the Cubs… its a full time job being drunk enough to take that job

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I HATE ADRIAN AUCOIN

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

fucktity

fuck fuck

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

wtf

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 20, 2010 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Welll this sucks!

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Dear Sopel

NEVER EVER EVER SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK EVER AGAIN

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Dear Sopel

Dont do fucking anything!

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck me

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

The Steve Konroyd Curse

People who don’t know when to shut the fuck up.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

some one duck tape his mouth

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 20, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Konroyd is Nostradamus

Sopel helped alot on that one..

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Nostradumbass.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

what save?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did the Hawks pack their whole 3rd period bags for today

or only part of it?

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 10:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Noooooooo

It’s all your fault, Konroyd!!

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 20, 2010 10:22 PM CDT reply actions  

As much as this completely blows...

I’m glad that everyone is coming around to my way of thinking on Konroyd.

by Brian C on Mar 20, 2010 10:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Seems to me...

Months ago, they had a guy sit in for edzo once, and he made a prediction like that too…

Don’t remember his name, but he was a dork.

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck

this absolutly has to be Sopels worst game of his fucking career… what is he -4 right now… oh wait it would have to be -3 cause he was in the penalty box for one of them!

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 10:22 PM CDT reply actions  

thats surprising

he must of been in when they scored a few than

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

at least 2 I believe

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Question

Does that count against him though? I honestly don’t know but if you’re the guilty party then it should count against. And I don’t thin it goes as a – if it’s on a PK

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 20, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Keith over 25 mins ice time already

no one else even over 20 mins. Looking tired

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I like that this is probably the quietest this building has been all night.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:23 PM CDT reply actions  

im quite steamed

hows everyone else

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 10:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Offensive is rolling

The other recent games have been FAR more frustrating than this one…

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

agree

goaltending has looked good as well…

by 815Sox on Mar 20, 2010 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

jesus

stop talking konroyd!

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Every time Aucion scores a goal

An angel gets some hemorrhoids.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice fucking bounces for Yotes.

How many goals were from nice passing or hard work?

by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 20, 2010 10:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Sounds like it could be fun!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Old ladies get that

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha!

I think everyone missed that

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

by gogohawks on Mar 21, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Coyotes strike me as one of those bullshit teams where everything goes right for them

They’re always in every game but shouldn’t be. They’ll get theirs in the playoffs.

by Slaky on Mar 20, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

maybe

but it’s pretty hard to disagree with 93 points in the western conference in the same division as the sharks

by blackhawkeyes on Mar 20, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was going to say the same thing

Like I said before, they play 60 mins and don’t quit. They play with a lot of confidence.

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

That they do

But they are catching good bounces. We’ll see.

by Slaky on Mar 20, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its not a fluke

They have been playing well for more then enough time to quiet the doubters.

by 815Sox on Mar 20, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scum tied the game

Night going downhill rapidly.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:26 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck

all i need is to hear some all american rejects and i will start cutting myself

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

i dont want

to go to a shootout with these fuckers!

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Why not?

We have our “shootout goalie” in there

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

because

we havent beaten them all year!

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't want to go to the shootout ever.

Because it’s stupid.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want all the points.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scum 2--2 Little Shits

Felon and ESL Robot with the goals.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 10:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn it, Hawks, come on

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 20, 2010 10:28 PM CDT reply actions  

refs are in the booth?

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Luongo

Crying to the ref, sitting out of his crease. Faceoff one timer.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought we were the only team that made him cry.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

are you serious

or is that just an ideal situation kind of thing

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just guessing.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuckin Vagina Boobs!

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Should be a great OT

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 10:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Penalty shot!

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Hooo Boy

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

oh crap

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

wtf

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 20, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK ME

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

oh no

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 20, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Goodnight guys

FUCK!

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Come On Niemi

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Booyah

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

whew

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 20, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

niemi!

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Good one Niemi!!!

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck Fuck Fuck

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

AWESOME

better than giving them a PP 4 on 3

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

thank you baby jesus

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 20, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

NOW GO GET A FUCKING GOAL

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

You rang?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

holy shit

nice one hossa

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Now THAT's a backcheck.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

GASP!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 20, 2010 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

oh man

I thought that was the winner

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 20, 2010 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Whoa

Bryzzard.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Kaner just got fucking robbed!

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Payback's a bitch, eh?

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ouch

Nice cabbie reference

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

by gogohawks on Mar 21, 2010 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

holy

Was that like a splits save?!

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

He's another reason the Yotes are where they are in the standings

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh what the fuck

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 10:39 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 20, 2010 10:39 PM CDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD

A correct call by an NHL ref?

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:39 PM CDT reply actions  

NO MOTHAFUCKIN GOAL

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

slkdjflkajsdglkedagjkldjga

My heart just skipped a couple beats

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Refs

made a right call… props

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Saying that on SCH?

Blasphemy!

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

by gogohawks on Mar 21, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Gasp...

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Relay here shows he kicked it

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

is that enough of a kicking motion?

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 20, 2010 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Wait for Toronto

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

They will fuck it up

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

kick

no goal

fucking yotes

angry bird is angry .

by Da'Ostrich on Mar 20, 2010 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

i was just about say

that crazy shit always happens in OT

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

remember its the NHL's team

they could call it a goal

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Is kane going to have a new move for the shootout?

They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em!

by ZootSuitZombie on Mar 20, 2010 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's see...

Kane, backhand
Toews, 5 hole
Sharp, whiff?

4th liner steps up and wins it in 9th round?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hossa will be 3rd...

I hope?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

Foley: “Toews tried to go 5 hole”
Some things never change…
…but should

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Kane to the backhand"

This script is easier to write than a Duncs / Seabs melodrama

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sharp

WHIFF

/sigh

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

1 out of 3 so far

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Prophetic

Except for the 4th liner, 9th round part. Man, we were all Nostradamuses today.

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I added the 4th liner

so no one would bitch at me if we lost. Oops

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Almost prophetic

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

by gogohawks on Mar 21, 2010 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Toronto loves to fuck us.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Now stop it right there...

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

yes thank you baby jesus

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 20, 2010 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

listen to the roar

on that no goal call

angry bird is angry .

by Da'Ostrich on Mar 20, 2010 10:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Home Run Derby time.

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Eager's first word:

Ftiuye3&$

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

He used a Y

quadruple letter score!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Geek!

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

by gogohawks on Mar 21, 2010 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

OT vs. SO

Its this kind of OT that makes me hate shootouts, but I understand why they must go to the shootout.

by RonBarr on Mar 20, 2010 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe they should do

4v4 for 5 mins, 3v3 for 4, 2v2 for 3, 1v1 for 2, then a goalie fight

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate to say it... but I'm glad we got this far...

C’mon Niemi!

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 20, 2010 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

final game stats

Shots: CHI 38—35 PHX
Missed shots: CHI 8—16 PHX
Hits: CHI 13—24 PHX
Blocked shots: CHI 8—16 PHX
Faceoffs: CHI 54%—46% PHX

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Ref Douchebag rating of 4

That tripping, um sipping kills a 3

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Savor it.

Side effects may include: Thrifty Knuckles, Sexual Nightmares, and Sleep Crime

by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scum 3--2 Little Shits

Pussyface puts Scum in front, end of second period.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 10:45 PM CDT reply actions  

ohhh

Cause in predator 2 danny glover calls the predator pussyface. don’t really see how the predators mouth looks like a vagina but it happened.

They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em!

by ZootSuitZombie on Mar 20, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dat right dere is a GLOVE

Side effects may include: Thrifty Knuckles, Sexual Nightmares, and Sleep Crime

by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Time for a backhand.

Side effects may include: Thrifty Knuckles, Sexual Nightmares, and Sleep Crime

by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:47 PM CDT reply actions  

elevated forehand backhand?

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 10:47 PM CDT reply actions  

lazy basterd

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 20, 2010 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Gotta try and go high on Bryz

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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 20, 2010 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

fuckkkkkk

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 20, 2010 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Here we go

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

damn

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 20, 2010 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

sharp will save us

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh

That wasn’t Niemi’s best moment

by Brian C on Mar 20, 2010 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

godamnit

angry bird is angry .

by Da'Ostrich on Mar 20, 2010 10:49 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck fuck fuck

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 20, 2010 10:49 PM CDT reply actions  

WHY NO HOSSA

Side effects may include: Thrifty Knuckles, Sexual Nightmares, and Sleep Crime

by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Hawks are skunked for ther season by the Coyotes. That's sick.

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 10:49 PM CDT reply actions  

It's ok,

we’ll crush them in the playoffs.

by AZHawksfan on Mar 20, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

but... but..

we couldn’t beat them in the shootout!

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

and we had

our shoot out goalie!

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

And two 2 goal leads

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, that blows that theory

for the Huaters

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

In theory, Huaters...

…just blow

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

by gogohawks on Mar 21, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Niemi looked awfully Huet-ish on that last one.

Side effects may include: Thrifty Knuckles, Sexual Nightmares, and Sleep Crime

by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

meh

that was a pretty good fake and shot

by 815Sox on Mar 20, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was pretty pathetic

Didn’t even make Bryz work hard.

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 20, 2010 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

if scum wins im gonna go home and beat my girlfriend

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

huh??

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

by gogohawks on Mar 21, 2010 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Team is lucky as balls.

I’m done with konroyd as well.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 20, 2010 10:50 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

give credit where its due

Phoneix has been winning this way for the majority of the season

by 815Sox on Mar 20, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

That makes this OTL

not really all that frustrating… especially compared to the rest of this month

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

They played hard, sure.

But it’s shitty see the Hawks lose because of some unlucky bounces. Seems like the Hawks have had to fight and scrap for every goal lately.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 20, 2010 10:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'd rather lose b/c of bounces like that

Than losing a defenseman and then generating zero offense the rest of the game

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't say they were lucky bounces

Remember we have Boynton, Hendry, Buff and Sopel on D… although Sopel is a given

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

lucky bounces?

Phoenix had 4 good goals, they were able to take advantage of our turnovers

by 815Sox on Mar 20, 2010 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure, turnovers played a part.

But I was referring to Stempniak cherry picking and the puck bouncing to him, same for Aucoin, same for Wolski. All from some nice bounces. Hawks deserved to win that game.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 21, 2010 11:16 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

im beginning to not like phoenix

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

They're annoying hang around fucks

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hate losing due to ex-Hawks

Aucoin and “Pat can I have a vowel?” Vrbata

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nerd status

CONFIRMED

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chuck Garfine is a dipshit

and I’m gonna go get drunk. Peace out.

Side effects may include: Thrifty Knuckles, Sexual Nightmares, and Sleep Crime

by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 20, 2010 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

does anyone know offhand...

how many times in the last 10 games we’ve blown leads in the third and lost? this is getting fuckin ridiculous. fuckin fix this.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 20, 2010 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

I agree

I know the sky is not falling but enough is enough already.

by vznutz81 on Mar 20, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

wait a second...

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 20, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey

We didn’t lose until the shootout. Baby steps, man. Baby steps.

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

since the Olympic break

@ PHI
vs. WSH
and tonight. Seems like more, though things have been crazy with the injuries to our d-men and all.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

And...

At the UC against Detroit we blew a 2-goal lead in the second period.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 20, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

No...

I was just adding on and saying we blew another lead. But I get what you’re saying.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 20, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

3 blown third-period leads (out of 7 total, over the span of 10 games) ain’t hot shit. The Vancouver game was virtually un-blowable, and against the first Kings game we needed OT to win.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's just

A horrible pattern. We need to pull our heads out of our asses. At this point, no one can point fingers strictly at Huet or Niemi. The defensive corps often collapses at horrible times late in the game.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 20, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

Goaltending has been mostly solid. Hurt D men and not closing out teams is hurting us.

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

And

The notion that we can go with a disinterested Byfuglien (even as he hasn’t been horrible since he went back to the point) as our replacement is ignoring the fact that our guys up front often rely on defensemen transitioning them into the offensive zone.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 20, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

As pointed out

a few minutes into the podcast, Kim Johnsson should help a bit with that when he returns…

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he doesn't...

We’re going to need #4 to seriously step up his game.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 20, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

As long as Buff is back there I would prefer not… Hjammer needs to back him up real good to prevent leakage.

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think Ghost meant it

in a “elevate his level of performance” kind of way, and not “pinch up on the rush.”

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

The only guy I trust pinching at this point is Keith.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 20, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not too upset

With the ragtag D-corp we’re using, I’m just looking for solid play and effort elsewhere and most facets of our game looks solid. Hate to sound like a homer, but did anyone see any glaring holes?

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Johnsson

Is a veteran. He needs to take charge of that second line and put in the effort to pick up the slack when he’s back on the ice.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 20, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right

we’re down Seabs, Johnsson and Soupy with two hopefully back soon. I’ve actually been impressed with the AHL Hawks D-corp

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very nice way

Of easing my mind, actually.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 20, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cripes

How the fuck are our guys SOO damn talented that they can’t score 1 frigging shootout goal??? Toews, Kane, Hossa, Sharp, Versteeg I figured we’d never lose a shootout again.jeeez.

by husler777 on Mar 20, 2010 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

don't get me wrong but

…i knew this was coming, it’s getting bad.

by vznutz81 on Mar 20, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

I’m not, just sick to my stomach, I won’t be so negative but I don’t sense the confidence like before.

by vznutz81 on Mar 20, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually

I felt a LOT more confident throughout this game than in most of the rest of our games since the break

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes I understand

but these blown leads…I mean we can blame this guy or that guy Sopel or Sopel or Sopel but still…I’m going to hold on to the “were in the playoffs so whatever” way of thinking.

by vznutz81 on Mar 20, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

BAH!

fuck the yotes!

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 20, 2010 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

I got 200 a head for shooting Yotes in VA for a professor of mine

wonder if they need some eliminated in AZ…

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Later. Losing to these guys sucks.

"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse

by BigJohnAZ on Mar 20, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I feel bad for the Coyotes

Can’t draw for shit even with a pretty damn good product out on the ice…

by 815Sox on Mar 20, 2010 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't feel bad for them any more.

They are on their own now. I want revenge. We will annihilate them on Tuesday! Show no mercy.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

God

Please just let this be the 2005 Sox bending but not breaking down the stretch en route to playoff magic.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 20, 2010 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey guys

Remember that save?

xoxo Steve Konroyd

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 11:03 PM CDT reply actions  

technically

it’s Gossip Girl who does the xoxo thing. But you can’t photoshop her as she’s unidentified so Serena would be fine.

/don’t judge me

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 21, 2010 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

a whole ’nother side to ChiBlackhawks!

by Katherine215 on Mar 21, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've been impressed by the Coyotes this season

so I’m not as surprised or as upset about this loss. The blown lead sucks, but looking at the state of our defense and the fact that we were leaking shots all game, I’m okay with getting one point. We’ve lost to this team twice in shootouts; if it’s the playoffs, with additional 20-minute periods, I still like our chances against almost anyone else.

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 11:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Not to mention

Kaner almost had the game at the end of regulation there…

Weird bounces aside, the ’yotes earned this one

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

On the bright side

Hopefully we helped the Yotes on their way to overtake the Sharks.
If you think the Hawks are reeling, how’d you like to be in San Jose playing like they are – and the playoffs are coming?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:05 PM CDT reply actions  

still a point tonight

and I still think the shootout is an abomination

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

good point.

I enjoy watching San Jose play when they’re on, but damn they stink right now, and they don’t even have injury as an excuse (maybe to Vlasic, but he’s been out for awhile).

by gmh on Mar 20, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

pickles can get injured?

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Glass half full baby!

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

sole possession

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is this all a ploy?

Are we just trying to make the rest of the NHL think we have fallen apart and then in the playoffs we play three periods of kick ass hockey?

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 11:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Its all part of an evil plan

Q could be some kind of Bond Villain style evil genius

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

He does have the perfect initial for it. "Q"

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Last I checked

Q just worked with cool gadgets…

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Love that signature

Dangerfield is hilarious

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks - my nephew now quotes it to all of his friends.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good plan

We should get the rest of our D injured, claim they’ll be out “7-8 weeks” and then break them out fresh in the first round

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not just the power play...

but the third period, is quickly becoming CLOWN SHOES.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 20, 2010 11:13 PM CDT reply actions  

MIME MUKLUKS

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

even worse

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

okay, i had to look up mukluks

“eskimo shoes”. where do come up with this shit??

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

by gogohawks on Mar 21, 2010 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Areas of concern

Power play and defense. That’s a big component of what comprises a championship team, especially in the playoffs.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 20, 2010 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, but

What are the chances some Chicago “journalist” writes about our goalie situation? We need a real shootout goalie people!

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

And for the record

I’m not displeased with Niemi tonight at all, just as Crawford didn’t disappoint me in Anaheim.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 20, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Best save was the OT shoot out after the Keith tripping call.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

He did well the first two rounds. Give him credit there.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shootout goalie (although I typical jest) has been fine

How about some shooters??

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Many women would love to help.

Had to be the girl on that one :-)

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

A girl I know

Is obsessed with Sharp. She uses the word ‘pretty’ entirely too much.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 20, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not another one of "those" women.

Please tell me that isn’t the only reason she watches hockey. That gives us all a bad rep. I like my eye candy with my hockey too, but I would still watch if they all looked like Sopel (God help us all, I would probably go blind).

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

She’s a big puckhead. Follows it down to the college level.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 20, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah - I don't feel so alone now.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Girls dig pucks

You’re not alone.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 20, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Req'd!!!!!

Comon Comon Green this one! I want it down in history!

by husler777 on Mar 20, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well the PP needs to get its act together

Not just because we are talented enough to be effective, but to deter other teams from running our guys or taking penalties in tight games. If we get better there, odds are players will think twice before tripping Kane or running Seabs in a 1-2 goal game

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

At this point...

Byfuglien isn’t skating well. Just tell him to skate around and hurt people who take liberties with Kane, Toews, Sharp, Keith, or Hossa.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 20, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good point

but maybe we’ll catch a team with coulrophobia in the first round

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahaha

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

What the over/under

on how many people are googling coulrophobia right now?

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

I was thinking the same thing

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

fear of clowns

but do they fear clown footwear?

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

by gogohawks on Mar 21, 2010 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Things aren't so bad

5-5 offense has been good, goalies have played well last 5 games and we got 3 points (easily more without refs that got paid off in Anaheim) without 3 of our top defensemen. And the hottest team in hockey needed some luck and OT to beat us. And after ALL that, we’re in 1st. I can sleep with that.

by husler777 on Mar 20, 2010 11:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Hehe

Going on a cruise tomorrow with GF (who’s here right now…hockey fan too)…gotta get up 5AM so yesh you’re right time to hit the sack.

by husler777 on Mar 20, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah yeah sure

I’m sitting here surrounded by my harem. I don’t even have to type. They’re taking “dictation”

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Are you Buckwheat?

Darla says my dictate good!

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

by gogohawks on Mar 21, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

ZIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNG

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

The irony in this post

is just bubbling over…

Way to fail with your “stealth” humor, CNS.

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I meant

The irony in this post is just ringing like a bell.

See what I did there?

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just committed the mortal sin

of using a pun… I’m not about to spell it out loud!

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I did get it

I went back to my stealth humor there again

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is

zinging like a—

Okay somebody needs to physical remove me from my computer. Right now.

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you think hockey shootouts / the NHL are bad

My friend posted this in his blog, about something called a “paradinha” used in soccer penalty kicks.

I think we call this a “deke.”

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 11:25 PM CDT reply actions  

We should promote

Home run hitting contests to decide games after 10 innings.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 20, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Instead of your "Shootout Goalie"

Would you have to have your “Home Run Derby Specialist?”

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank goodness

we have Hossa and his mad baseball skills

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't he already there. Remember that awesome batted goal.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

He'd never get tagged out

running the bases… every hit that doesn’t end up outside the park would be an inside the park HR

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

And he's still worth

every penny we paid to sign him.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 20, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would be like giving Forest Gump

the football and telling him to “Run!”

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

how well does furious forechecking translate

to the gridiron

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was thinking more the

“I’m Marian Hossa and you’re not” moves

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I mean, heck

That’d translate real well to basketball too

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not like we wouldn't have him back by early January

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which

Did anyone ever get around to leaking those Bears-Hawks commercials?

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, never got to see them

just read the previews last year
Sharp/Gould
Briggs/Seabs
Toews/Cutler

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's cool

They’re using up all their luck right now. Sucking the well dry.

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope so

Because I don’t want to listen to ESPN trumpet the ‘mighty story of the comeback red wings doing it for detroit and humanity and all that persevere under the weight of all things oppressive’ story.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 20, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did the levee break in Detroit or something

because that place has been a shithole for years. Come to think of it, that place needs a flood flush.

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Weren't they doing that already??

It’s got to be better than playing grand theft auto

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's similar

The only difference is that Detroit costs nothing to construct. It’s already completely burned and blown out. What an armpit.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 21, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't we kinda sorta want them to win?

Well, not that we ever would. But assuming we hold on to the top spot… Scum in 7th place isn’t such a bad thing?

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

No - I would laugh way to hard if they didn't make the playoffs.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

cdz yesterday suggested we beat them in the season finale

to knock them out of the playoffs. That would be my favorite scenario too

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh I like that one alot.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would run naked through my building

If that were the scenario.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 20, 2010 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Could you imagine the bedlam in Chicago?

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

And I would fund it with every penny I took from the unconscious homeless wings fans in detroit.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 20, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Frank the Tank?

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 21, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, maybe they'll pace themselves

so that we can eliminate them the last game of the season

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Luongo may cry again

Wings just won in OT with 0.3 sec left.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 11:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Someone send teh cops over to SharpFTW10's house

there might be some domestic violence

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

1250 comments and basically nothing is green

feels like I’m at Japers’ Rink

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Apparently yes!

Prophecy fulfilled

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it can be attributed

to the fact that all the jokesters were at Bottom Lounge. Us serious hockey fans held down the fort.

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

ummmm

nevermind…

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 20, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can attest for that

you’ve never bought me a beer

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of that we got a game tuesday right

drinkin at Ballydoyle as usual, i got a 30 dollar gift card to burn up

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

that place is pretty cool

I spent a couple weeks in Aurora for training

by 815Sox on Mar 21, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

shit

That is pretty awesome. I went basically to every place in that area when I was up there, which was close to this time last year.

by 815Sox on Mar 21, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've been watching the calendar

waiting for the Tues and Thurs night games for the drink specials you mentioned – and of course the video trivia

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

because what's a Hawks game

without doing something involving a computer?

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Can CSN

just give dictation?

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

by gogohawks on Mar 21, 2010 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is this a good or bad thing?

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 20, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Japers get the most traffic

but they tend to have a more serious tone and rec nothing

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 20, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Being serious all the time,

is pretty much a deadly disease.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 20, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn

1200 comments since I left. Do I dare waste my time or is there a Cliff’s note version?

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 20, 2010 11:56 PM CDT reply actions  

randomness

cursing, pictures of clowns, making fun of Kopecky, more cursing, vagina boobs, and more cursing

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 20, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Run down

Chicago journalists continue to trumpet the need for a ‘shootout goaltender’, Detroit made Luongo cry again with less than a second left in OT, Stacie says girls who like hockey only because of good looking guys make her angry, and someone is suspecting SharpFTW of domestic violence.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 20, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cliff note version

Fuck!

Yes!

use the above in appropriate ammounts.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 20, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love how our GDT

is a more real time depiction of the game than any so-called “live box score” or “game tracker”

by VerStig on Mar 21, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

We need to get

one of our resident math geeks to count the total number of fucks per GDT, then they can break it out by #/wins and losses…

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 21, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

thats essentially the kind of shit I do for a living

I think i contribute about 6% of the Fucks per GDT

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 21, 2010 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

As of right now

There are 92 instances of “fuck” (not counting this one) on this GDT

by VerStig on Mar 21, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh wait that's wrong

141 on this GDT

133 on the Hawks-Ducks one…

I don’t think this strategy works

by VerStig on Mar 21, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

so,

does that mean we used it too much?

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 21, 2010 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe

Or maybe I need to adjust by the number of posts.

And the quality of said posts…

by VerStig on Mar 21, 2010 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO

Oh look, a can of worms! Let’s open it and see what’s inside!

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 21, 2010 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well "quality" is relative

so that would be like having a goalie debate

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't make me

bring out the “Whoopin Stick”

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 21, 2010 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

I would go

absofuckinglutely nuts doing that for a living.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 21, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

and you're the current topic of discussion actually

you’re comment about beating the SCUM in the finale

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

After the way Scum

has come back the last two games, I hope it can still happen.

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 21, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Did you go to the Bottom Lounge?

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

No

I was at a bar with friends. The night was basically the same as here cursing, more cursing, vagina boobs, more cursing and a lot of drinking.

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 21, 2010 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Vagina Boobs! See you caught right up

How was the douchenozzle Canpbell hating guy?

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Douchenozzle is still alive

Campbell was brought up during the pre-game and I started to hear about how it might be a good thing Campbell was out, Buff could this, Johnsson could do that, blah, blah, blah. Since it was early in the evening, I calmly asked him if he knew how fucking stupid he is and if his parents had any kids that lived. I later told him what an incredible of sperm he was. But I was joking about that (maybe)

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 21, 2010 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I guess he's lucky

you didn’t shove a lightsaber up his buttocks

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

If only they were real

I would have bought one back in 1977 and shoved it up his ass then.

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 21, 2010 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

I am just waiting

for the 30th, at the blues

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 20, 2010 11:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Off topic

but I’m literally about as un-upset as I could be about the Hawks blowing a 2 goal lead in the 3rd

See what I did there?

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 12:12 AM CDT reply actions  

Your Bill Hicks quote

Prevents me from ever disagreeing with you.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 21, 2010 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

He was a god

for someone with a life perspective like mine

Hawks=off topic

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

I get like that

every time I drop a couple of Demerol and chase them down with whatever alcohol is around

Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

by cdz3210 on Mar 21, 2010 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bottoms up

And pills down.

by Ghost Soldier on Mar 21, 2010 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have a half-written FanPost that I started a few days ago

hopefully I’ll have time to finish it tomorrow. A number of the quotes would’ve been very fitting for tonight’s game.

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 12:24 AM CDT reply actions  

Get it done - we could use a good read.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 21, 2010 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm trying my hand at semi-serious writing

it could go over like Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society – or Marlon Wayans in G.I. Joe.
Coin toss at this point

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

we're starved for semi-serious writing

go for it. My cache of intelligent thoughts tends to stay dormant until the playoffs start, so right now it’s all up to you, sir.

by gmh on Mar 21, 2010 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Looks like its Ozzie's fault
Oh my god 0 and 2 when I watch the blackhawk no more. I jinx them

From his Twitter

by 815Sox on Mar 21, 2010 9:45 AM CDT reply actions  

See...now this is why I hate the Sox.

Kidding! I love all my AL brethren (mostly).

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 21, 2010 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

I just saw one of the NHL Fan Polls

“Which team has the NHL’s most dangerous power play?”
- Chicago
- Washington
- San Jose
- Other

Washington’s winning by a large majority, of course, but Chicago has 16.69% of votes? What?

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 21, 2010 10:43 AM CDT reply actions  

Maybe they meant

a danger to themselves?

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

that's my theory too

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 21, 2010 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Only mindless homers

or people who are just plain mindless would vote for the Hawks

"So there I was, knee deep in the shit...."

by BigCSouthside on Mar 21, 2010 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Clown Shoes

Do hurt when someone kicks you in the shin with them.

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 21, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ouch!

but rec’d for truth

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

by gogohawks on Mar 21, 2010 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Now I get it

ballyb thinks everyday is opposite day

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

"We have to play some defence" - Joel Quenneville.

No fucking shit. This team has been stuck in Russian mode for the last 2 months or so and because of it I’m starting to lose my patience and brain cells (the precious few I have left).

What has Keith ever done to deserve Sopel as a defence partner? The Caveman was nothing short of a blind donkey out there. He really couldn’t have set-up the Coyotes any better than he did. Fucking atrocious! You know you’re bad when a slug like Byfuglien can play better defence than you and a career fuck-up like Boynton has looked even better. Suffice to say when Seabrook and Johnsson (please come back soon!) return it’s definitely time to see Sopel in the press box entertaining Chad Kroeger instead of the opposition.

What was Ben Eager doing out there? Better yet, why was he allowed to continue to play like a mindless fuck all night while never missing a shift? Is Q that much in love with Eager? Or does enjoy watching Eager take one stupid penalty after the other? Because the 15,000 of the 17,000 at the Glendale (we want a 26-year lease to finance a bankrupt franchise) Arena (if that’s what you call it) were not impressed. Say what you want about Kopecky but at least he doesn’t take one retarded penalty after the other and occasionally nets the odd goal and can dump the puck and anything else better other than fighting. So really in the end, Eager is only good for the games against the Blues and nobody else.

On the positive, Kane played like a machine out there and was a factor all night and made one beautiful play after the other and now has 80 points on the year. The kid is fucking amazing and was the devil on my shoulder night long. 10 more points for this U.S. prodigy and I’ll be patting myself on the back for predicting that he would have a 90-100 point season when others were bashing him after the Buffalo cab incident this summer.

Time to get back to where we once were and start winning some games and secure this top spot in the West that has somehow found itself landing straight onto our laps (thank-you SJ for starting your collapse early).

My apologies for the long post/rant.

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 21, 2010 12:24 PM CDT reply actions  

With the recent injuries

maybe Q wants as much of a goon squad as possible on the 4th line. If that’s the case, why not just bring up Bickell? People say Eager’s got offensive talent, but Bickell can miss an open net just as well as Eager or the next guy. I still don’t understand why Fraser’s not getting any time though. He’s a “put your head down and go to work” type of player, not an odyssey like Eager who can single-handedly cost you a game quicker than any goalie.

I mentioned in the game thread that Keith was lookng tired in the 3rd. He spent most of the game covering for Sopel. I guess he’s been used to that for a couple of months, but if we thought Seabs was weighing down Keith, then Sopel is the Titanic’s anchor.

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sopel.

Right now he’s the iceberg to the Titanic (the Blackhawks).

By the way, I 100% agree with you on Bickell being called-up to replace Eager and for my money Fraser can replace Burish for all he’s done since returning. Let’s face it Burish is the forward version of Wisniewski – all hype, no substance, and is nothing more than a useless fuck. But hey, the chicks dig him!

"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"

Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.

by hawks61 on Mar 21, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

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