Here Comes the Power Play (song lyrics)
by hawksfan21 on Mar 21, 2010 2:57 AM CDT
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From tonight's game thread:
here come the shoes
the miiighty cloooown shoes!
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
by HawkVision on Mar 20, 2010 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is just begging
to be turned into a song
by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't mind if I do!
(To the tune, quite obviously, of "Here Come the Hawks")
Here come the shoes, the miiighty cloooown shoes!
Hawks power play? Just go away now.
They've skated hard but now they'll fuck it up
So go cry in your booze
Hawks' power play, it is clown shoes
Even strength play so slick that Pat and Eddie grab a joint
But hey, what the fuck, why is Bolland on the point?
Can we please play four on four?
With an extra man, we just cannot score
(OK so I'm no Miley Cyrus...)
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No, no, don't sell yourself short
you just might be “It’s Miley!”
(surely I jest)
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 10:52 AM CDT reply actions
I’ll give it a rec, but it’ll never get good air play unless you lose the “fuck”, though I guess you could just release a “radio-friendly version”
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 21, 2010 1:59 PM CDT reply actions
Foul Language
(Get it? It’s like a pun!)
But on that note, you’ll probably need to lose the words “power play” too, since that would fall under the category of “reprehensible” language.
(I was going to use the word “offensive” there, but, well, you know…)
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh,
yeah, there is no way we are allowed to use offensive and power play in the same sentence.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 21, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
we need
someone to record this & the So Happy Together one.
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass
The Mid-Amercian Idol Tour?
Hey Twomey! We’ve moved you up from Miley status, you’re now Adam Lambert!
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't worry
All the SCH commenters will save their beer can tabs. We can have you looking head-to-toe quite “flashy” by the end of the next game.
Nice job, btw. Funny stuff.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
You mean
Awesomely awesome, right? Because it is! This and So Happy Together should make the next podcast.
I’m seriously impressed by the creativity of all the SCH’ers. Good stuff.
by Katherine215 on Mar 22, 2010 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Well done, sir
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
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