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Here Comes the Power Play (song lyrics)

From tonight's game thread:
here come the shoes

the miiighty cloooown shoes!

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon 
"They are!" - Pat Foley 
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 20, 2010 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is just begging

to be turned into a song

by VerStig on Mar 20, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs


Don't mind if I do!

Star-divide

(To the tune, quite obviously, of "Here Come the Hawks")

Here come the shoes, the miiighty cloooown shoes!

Hawks power play? Just go away now.

They've skated hard but now they'll fuck it up

So go cry in your booze

Hawks' power play, it is clown shoes

 

Even strength play so slick that Pat and Eddie grab a joint

But hey, what the fuck, why is Bolland on the point?

Can we please play four on four?

With an extra man, we just cannot score

 

(OK so I'm no Miley Cyrus...)

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No, no, don't sell yourself short

you just might be “It’s Miley!”
(surely I jest)

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 10:52 AM CDT reply actions  

OK maybe not Miley, but I’m at least Hannah Montana quality

by hawksfan21 on Mar 21, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Setting a low bar?

I kid… good work, for doing what the rest of us could not!

by VerStig on Mar 21, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I’ll give it a rec, but it’ll never get good air play unless you lose the “fuck”, though I guess you could just release a “radio-friendly version”

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 21, 2010 1:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Foul Language

(Get it? It’s like a pun!)

But on that note, you’ll probably need to lose the words “power play” too, since that would fall under the category of “reprehensible” language.
(I was going to use the word “offensive” there, but, well, you know…)

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh,

yeah, there is no way we are allowed to use offensive and power play in the same sentence.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 21, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dunno, man, I kinda don’t want to take it mainstream. It’s much more about the art than the money.

On the other hand, if there’s actual money to be had here….

by hawksfan21 on Mar 22, 2010 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

we need

someone to record this & the So Happy Together one.

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The sun never sets on a badass

by Trixietrx on Mar 21, 2010 2:06 PM CDT reply actions  

The Mid-Amercian Idol Tour?

Hey Twomey! We’ve moved you up from Miley status, you’re now Adam Lambert!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I’m going to have to ask my boss for a raise so I can afford all those sequins….

by hawksfan21 on Mar 21, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

All the SCH commenters will save their beer can tabs. We can have you looking head-to-toe quite “flashy” by the end of the next game.

Nice job, btw. Funny stuff.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 21, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

It’s just the years and years of listening to Weird Al, quite honestly. That’s all I’ve ever wanted to be.

by hawksfan21 on Mar 22, 2010 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

Simply Awesome!

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 21, 2010 11:59 PM CDT reply actions  

You mean

Awesomely awesome, right? Because it is! This and So Happy Together should make the next podcast.

I’m seriously impressed by the creativity of all the SCH’ers. Good stuff.

by Katherine215 on Mar 22, 2010 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think the next item in the SCH arsenal should be a youtube channel. First episode should most certainly include Days of Our Defense. I’d like to audition for the part of James Wisniewski since a lot of people already think I’m a bastard. I’d be just like Seth Rogen- not really acting.

by hawksfan21 on Mar 22, 2010 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rad stuff. Nice work.

Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!

by Campbell32 on Mar 22, 2010 12:32 AM CDT reply actions  

Well done, sir

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 22, 2010 9:04 AM CDT reply actions  

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