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You Love This Shirt, It Says Everything You Want To Say: Hawks 3 - Jackets 359

About sums it up

About sums it up

I used that quote from Almost Famous (a movie I like less and less every time I see it, but that's another discussion) almost exactly a year ago in The Indian.  It also came after a bad road loss in Columbus late in the year, and it also signaled the end of Cristobal Huet's chances of leading the Hawks into the playoffs.  Most people wanted Khabibulin to get the nod, and he pretty much did after that night.  Well Ray Davies, "Here we go round again..".  I said I was rooting for Cris tonight, and I was.  But I obviously can't sit here and defend him.  Here's how it goes from here, most likely:  Niemi will get the start Sunday, if for no other reason than to save Cris from the wrath of the UC faithful.  They will split the back-to-back against St. Louis and Minnehaha, and unless something completely stupid, Niemi will get the rest of the games.  And so my hopes of a first Cup in my lifetime will be pinned on a rookie goalie, which makes me anything but comfortable.

When I scoffed at the idea of acquiring Roloson or Biron or another journeyman, it was with the idea that Huet would regain form and be better than any of those.  Sure, Vokoun was certainly an upgrade but I doubt the Hawks would have given up what it would have taken.  Whether you think he's been mishandled or unlucky with sickness or not, it doesn't matter,  Huet fluffed his lines tonight, and there is no road to recovery visible.  I wish he hadn't, because there will come a point where Niemi has a bad period in the playoffs, or gets an injury, and Huet will be called upon.  It would have been wonderful if he had anything resembling confidence when that moment comes.

However, if you think the only thing unacceptable tonight was the goaltending, you are sadly mistaken.  The Hawks said all the right things about wanting the #1 seed, about not taking an opponent whose season is over lightly, about tightening up their game during this run-in.  They then proceeded to put forth an effort that contained no urgency, effort, or intelligence.  How many d-men got caught up ice on a rush?  How many times did they run around in their own zone?  Did they ever get anyone in front of the net?  The power play was as bad as it's been, at least while the game still was a game.  I could go on and on.

There's an issue I wanted to address right before the playoffs, and we'll get deeper into it then, but I do want to mention it.  One issue besides the goalies and the power play that has me urpy about the playoffs is our coach, and specifically his impatience.  Sometimes it's a good thing to quickly change something that isn't working.  But sometimes...  After the 1st, the Hawks were only down 2-0, and it was still very much a game.  Keep in mind, the Hawks were just coming off the most solid game they've played in recent memory.  Was one bad period really a call for Line-Jumble-Palooza?  What kind of message does that send?  And it clearly made things worse.  Why was Versteeg moved off what has been your most consistent line for the past month?  What did Troy Brouwer do to deserve to go to the 4th line? 

We all remember Q's meltdown in Game 4 against Scum last year.  While it probably wouldn't have made a difference in that series, that was most decidedly the wrong way to go.  He's already played the hair-dryer card after the loss in Phoenix, you can't pull that card twice.  Now what?  Is it time for Toews to do it?  Can he when he's been pretty unnoticeable since the Olympics?  Does one of the other leaders?  Madden?  Sharp?  Keith? 

I can only hope tonight is a wakeup call.  And now that the biggest question is settled, everyone can look in the mirror and wonder what they have to be better at before the playoffs start. 

You count on me for trying to find a bright side, so here's my attempt.  It was a year ago to the day almost that the Canucks and Canadiens stomped a mudhole in us.  The Hawks when 6-0-1 the rest of the way.  So there you go.

Other Thoughts

-We began to see the cracks of having Buff at D tonight.  He was caught out of position a couple times, and pairing him with Hossa on the power play is suicide.  Think harder, Homer.

-If Bolland wasn't going to play, why wasn't Sharp moved back to Hossa's center, when they clearly had chemistry in that set-up earlier in the year?

-The power play needs Johnsson back, and I get the feeling it's going to be a long while yet.

-Is Captain Marvel going to get the mojo back?

-Apropos of nothing:  That McDonalds ad with the douchenozzle who won't let anyone talk to him until he's had his coffee - am I really supposed to believe that no one would have hit him in the face with a piece of heavy mining equipment?  I sure would have.

in the words of Miranda Priestly, "That's all."

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If you're that worthless without coffee in the morning

why don’t you have a goddamn coffee maker in your apartment?

and why are you going to mcdonald’s if you don’t know they serve coffee?

by shinkicker on Mar 25, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK

I dont even know that shit stain and I want to cave his skull in with an engine piston. Fuck that coffee addicted fuck

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate that shitty ass commercial

I hate a lot of things. I’m learning more about myself.

by Ban on Mar 26, 2010 1:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Seeing that commercial while we're getting embarrassed

Almost made me kill my TV. If this douche is based on a real person, I’m betting someone slapped him with the grill of a car by now

"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".

by whiskeyboy on Mar 26, 2010 1:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

that McDonald's dude reminds me of...

AJ Pierzynski when he had his long hair. Even more reason to hate that commercial.

"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."

by hackerar on Mar 26, 2010 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

You know who else hates that McDonald's commercial...

G. Thomas Waddle. He was talking about it the other day.

"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."

by hackerar on Mar 26, 2010 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

a game wrap post

that addresses the goalie situation.

I’m setting the over/under at 1300 comments. and I’m taking the over

by PATMANPSR on Mar 25, 2010 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

that mcdonalds commercial is terrible

if he’s going to mcdonald’s for a coffee, why would he be suprised to hear they have coffee?

by DemonHawk on Mar 25, 2010 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

I just have really strong opinions about that commercial

I’m glad anyone agrees with any of them. My roommates just sort of nod at me.

by shinkicker on Mar 25, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

which is worse?

Coffee douche or Kane/Toews texters?

by DemonHawk on Mar 25, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

CHEVIES THAT PLAY HOCKEY

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 25, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Especially a Chevy that tries to lay out Toews at center ice

I found no humor in that!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

that therefore makes it "green"

nice that Canada can help the US auto industry

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well played

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 26, 2010 6:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Damn things

should know their own strength. They could seriously hurt someone otherwise!

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 25, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

and who wants a car

that LOSES in a collision with a person?

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Mar 26, 2010 7:12 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yes! That is annoying

I still think the Smirnoff commercial with the band in the grungy tunnel is the worst.

by HungryHungryPanda on Mar 25, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

ding ding ding

I agree, but I really like the trick SamFels pulled there. I don’t want to lose half of my reader due to mass suicide. I will therefore distract them with this shiny McDonald’s fodder for a debate. We are definitely tapeworms.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I second that

who the fuck parties in a sewer? PEOPLE SHIT GOES THERE!

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

knock it off

sometimes that’s all they got in Detroit.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 25, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

without being shot at in Detroit

dumb white kids and their shit Vodka have to go subterranean

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Side note

not meant to be racist, please dont kill me anyone who might be offended

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dumb White kids and shit Vodka...

That pretty much sums it up… I think that was the target audience.

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 25, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Every one of those Smirnoff commercials is bad

Besides the snarky “oh, we did this awesome thing, and I was there” theme, they’re always doing something totally gross. Going to a concert in a sewer/train tunnel or jumping into an empty pool full of old mattresses. I know when I see dirty mattresses out on the curb, the first thing I think about is how I can have more physical contact with it.

by HungryHungryPanda on Mar 26, 2010 7:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

They probably went there

to escape the smell

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

besides the fact that...

HOW THE FUCK CAN THE ACOUSTICS BE AMAZING IN A FUCKING ABANDONED SUBWAY TUNNEL!?! THE ECHOS ALONE WOULD BE WORSE THAN JENNA JAMESON’S VAGINA!!!

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 26, 2010 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think that comment in the commercial

is tongue and cheek

"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."

by hackerar on Mar 26, 2010 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

how about

that stupid ass 5 hour energy commercial? You know what i do when I get that 2:30 feeling??? I go into an abandoned subway tunnel and drink smirnoff and listen to a band play with amazing acoustics! FUCK I HATE COOPERATE AMERICA!!!

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 26, 2010 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bunch of fucking vagina boobs if you ask me…. Im too tired

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 26, 2010 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

I am still sick and tired of...

…Oooooooh, Energyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy and the wonderful salespeople of IPA having another record year in the middle of a recession from last year.

The advertising on these broadcasts is as predictable as Pellico’s song selections and CSN’s postgame pander to the crowd with the “How about these fans?” question.

And I thought it was a train tunnel, not a sewer. Oh well, what kind of music are they playing anyways…seems like a mash of eight different types of music that shouldn’t be mashed.

by GenPabloSecobar on Mar 25, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm actually usually a fan of said mashing

but even I would agree that looked/sounded like too much

by VerStig on Mar 26, 2010 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going with Dan Akroyd advertising an overpriced liquor store and his shitty vodka.

"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".

by whiskeyboy on Mar 26, 2010 2:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't forget Danny Boy's...

…inability to get the takes right before the finished product.

by GenPabloSecobar on Mar 26, 2010 8:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Both suck

"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".

by whiskeyboy on Mar 26, 2010 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

If you have spent your life anywhere on this Planet

why would you be surprised that McDonald’s has coffee?

Like pulling into the BP and being pleasantly surprised they have gas.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Mar 25, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

could be worse

it could be that rap mcdonalds commercial with that chick with the funky hair

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 25, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

AHAHAHA

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 25, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

That picture looks strangely familiar...

Hmmm…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 25, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's not surprised to hear they have coffee

he is surprised she asks him to try coffee instead of some other special. He’s going there to get coffee and she says “would you like to try…..”, he surprised she says coffee instead of some 1000 calorie breakfast sandwich concoction.

I hate the commercial too, don’t get me wrong.

"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."

by hackerar on Mar 26, 2010 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Whole team looked bad tonight..

Huet looked the worse, and I am usually one that doesn’t jump to blame the goalies.

Also, I made a big deal at an “Offical Blackhawks Bar” in Rockford to have the game on. Felt like a moron when they put in on and it was 5 to 1.

by 815Sox on Mar 25, 2010 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Which Bar?

Just curious. I got to watch the infamous Minnesota collapse at a bar just outside of Rockford…
On my daughters birthday

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 25, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Garrets

Off of Bell School

http://blackhawks.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=57901#rockford

There is a list…

The Olympic also plays the majority of the games.

Also gotta love Lord Stanleys in Dekalb

by 815Sox on Mar 25, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was at JAX

Not too far from Garrets…

My daughter goes to Rockford College, so I usually go out for a beer when I visit.

Usually go to Old Chicago. Hawks win when I go there.

Hmmm…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 25, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lord stanleys!

I have a hand towel from there that says Detroit sucks
love that place, I’m right next door in sycamore

Second City Hockey

by Battery on Mar 25, 2010 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is a great bar

been recklessly drunk there a few times

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn. How have I never heard of this place?

Is it any good?
Also, Cousins and Oscars are on that list…gross. Cousins is possibly the worst bar I’ve ever been in. Right next to The Rue.

Tremendously tremendous!

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Mar 25, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I might stumble out to Rockford this weekend...

If not, the next one for sure…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 25, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was defending huet on goal number 5

and then he let in goals 7 and 8. those were, uh… magical suckitude

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 25, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Magical Suckitude...

I missed the game. (Thanks, boss!)

I feared it was that bad, and now I know…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 25, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Goals 1 and 2 were also so bad

that you could actually see the Columbus players laughing about them. #2 was partly on the D, but Huet was way out of position and didn’t react – which was the story all night.

I hope meeshak’s right about first game back from the flu, because this worries more than anything about our playoff run – and not because we’ll probably have a rookie starting, but because even if Niemi is the starter I would imagine Q will still give Huet starts and he needs to step up. You can’t just give games away like this in the playoffs.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

i hope i'm right too

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 25, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did the same thing

I was saying that 3 out of the first 5 weren’t his fault, the D couldn’t do shit today. Then of course he comes back and lets in two more that were soft enough to sleep on. Horrible game.

"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".

by whiskeyboy on Mar 26, 2010 2:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

you don't happen to be a member

of the Whiskey Brothers, do you?

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 2:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

nope, don't know what you're talking about

"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".

by whiskeyboy on Mar 27, 2010 12:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Aaaaaccckk

I guess the one positive we can take from this is that the goalie issue is settled.

Despite some obvious defensive lapses, the goaltender still has to stop some pucks. And yet there was Frenchie, giving it up like a $2 crack ho. And despite those lapses, he still had a decent look at 3 or 4 of the ones that went in . . . and he seemed to have absolutely no clue.

I won’t debate Huet’s talent. But talent is nothing without confidence for a pro athlete, and right now, Huet has zero. He’s done. He might be done forever in the NHL.

So Uncle Nemo it is, for whatever its worth. And those of us in regular attendance at 1901 are going to have to rally round the lad. Because if you want to see Lord Stanley’s chalice being held by the Blackhawks, we’re going to need Niemi to BELIEVE he is a Cup Goalie. This is it. This is what we have.

I think he CAN do it. I really do. I won’t be so naive as to say he WILL do it. But IF the D plays at or near potential, and IF the power play finds skates to put on over the clown shoes, I still like our chances. Every team out there this year has shown weaknesses.

I’m looking forward to Sunday night. It will tell us a lot about what we can reasonably expect in May and June.

Go Hawks.

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by 334Rules on Mar 25, 2010 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I missed the game...

After reading Sam’s comments and yours, well… it’s really sad. 5 million bucks and the kid can’t save his Jock Strap…

I had hoped upon hope Cristobal would turn it around…

I really think Niemi has some great skills, but I think the meatheads will turn on him too. Those goofs would have booed Esposito too.

So how bad was it?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 25, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm watching it on Tivo right now

and I can’t blame Huet. He was obviously having an out-of-body experience and left a Roquefort cheese wheel to fill the void left in the shell of his physical being. Does that sum it up?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Time to take off the rose colored glasses yet?

Seems even Sam might be kinda sorta starting to peek out from under his. Just wondering.

by husler777 on Mar 25, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup

I agree 100 % with you… while i wouldnt consider myself a fan of huet per sey… it does piss me off when the defense has a brain fart and huet ends up giving up a goal that he really had no chance on and everyone jumps on the FUCK HUET! HE SUCKS BECAUSE HE IS FRENCH BLAH BLAH BLAH ETC ETC ETC! I will say that they finally got their wish… the huet bandwagon has caught fire, rolled down the hill, and creamed into a brick wall! It certainly doesnt give me any warm and fuzzy feelings about it either.

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 26, 2010 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Amen brother

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by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 8:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

WORD

preach it, CNS.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 8:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

you're just a moron

i sincerely hope you come to a roadwatch party. make sure you were a nametag that says HUSLER777 in huge letters.

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

And please....

let’s hope he brings redtribe with him too.

by XxMJ20xX on Mar 26, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

And the same for you - enjoy!

You got your wish, but be careful of what you wish for. Win the battle. Lose the war – not even realizing that you were fighting the wrong battle too.

It takes roughly 25 games to win the cup. Do you really think that Niemi is going start 25 games in a row? Can you name one time this year he has? 20 games? 15? 10? Do I keep going? And no, neither has Huet – as far as know, ever. So if you really believe that we won’t see both goalies in the playoffs (if we make a run), then IMO you are mistaken. You can’t give away games in the playoffs. I know you’re not “getting” this, so I’ll stop…

As I mentioned two days ago, adversity would lead to a number of “fans” showing their true colors. Your opportunity came earlier than expected. Enjoy your rightness. Bask in your glory. Mine is yet to come.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've never wished for Huet to fail.

I wanted him to succeed. He has more NHL experience and would have been our better option HAD HE NOT UTTERLY COLLAPSED.

But he has UTTERLY COLLAPSED. How can you argue otherwise? That’s just insanity. Maybe it’s a lack of confidence in the team playing in front of him — I’ll let you argue that if it makes you happy, because at the end of the day it makes no difference. Lack of confidence in his teammates is the same as lack of confidence in himself. A goalie MUST be confident that he can stop whatever comes his way — and immediately forget every one of the pucks he doesn’t stop. Huet has lost that edge.

So it’s Niemi. And I for goddamn sure don’t believe Nemo is the second coming of Patrick Roy, or Glenn Hall or even fucking Murray Bannerman. But he’s what we have and right now he’s got the edge on Huet BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES HE CAN MAKE SAVES.

And finally, I don’t post on this site to prove I’m smarter than anyone, or take any satisfaction if somebody "proves’ me wrong. All I care about is talking and watching good hockey from my favorite team. Any “glory” I get will come from calling my friends in Detroit and doing a happy dance when the Hawks finally drink from the Cup.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Mar 26, 2010 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

But he has UTTERLY COLLAPSED. How can you argue otherwise? That’s just insanity.

I don’t believe I have argued otherwise.

I can tell by your comments that you are a hardcore fan and I respect your opinions. I in no way lump supporting Niemi with the “HAHA! Told you so!” moron mentality. And yes, that is what I meant by my glory is yet to come – the cup.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry CNS

A little raw right now.

Nothing that hard liquor won’t fix (or make much more worser).

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Mar 26, 2010 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not necessary, but thanks

I think we’re all a little raw right now from the ass fucking we took last night.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

chi IS right

homopornographic

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

worse

it was a group thing

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

I feel that we as fans

were the ones that got bent over without the lube

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 26, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm still too numb from last night

I need everything spelled out clearly for me this Friday.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 26, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't claim to speak for CNS

but I think what he’s trying to say—in response to husler777, and not to any of your posts, so I’m not sure why you’re taking it personally—that yes, husler777 can go ahead and beat his chest and crow about how he was right all along, that Huet sucked and Niemi should’ve been in from the start, but at the end of the day what good does it do the team that he was right?

Some who have called for Niemi in net have done so with balanced views, but others have let crab mentality take over when it came to wanting Niemi between the pipes—so that instead of rooting for both goalies to succeed, they’d rather be smug about Huet’s downfall.

So yeah, husler777 can sit on his high horse and feel good knowing he’s right, but what does that leave the team? One serviceable rookie instead of a 1-2 tandem (which I thought was the best thing about Niemi’s rookie season—had Huet returned to form, we’d go into the playoffs with options in net, should one falter at any point).

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Do you even take the time to READ what I posted?

Or just make stuff up to suit your current feelings along with many others in the thread above? Making something green does not make it true. Show me ONE post where I said I wanted Huet to fail. Seems there should be millions based on the comments above. Show me ONE (and ignore the St Patty’s joke about Crawford number 1please). Can’t find one? Know why….cause I never ever said I wanted Huet to fail! But maybe if you took some time out to actually get some facts you’d have saw the posts where I said Huet can be a great backup goalie. Don’t trade him. Last 5 games were good by the goalies. There’s good news in the Washington and Philly losses because both goalies played well. Even though my opinion was Niemi can be better than Huet I wanted to give both goalies an equal chance to see who’s best, supported many posts with stats and got many STFU and go read a magazine type responses among the nicer comments. But don’t let documented facts on this blog get in the way of your curses and made up BS if it serves your purpose.

So yeah now that most people are seeing a pretty flawed goaltender at the moment where before they tried to make anyone saying Niemi might be better than Huet look like a fool, i think a little “rose colored glasses” sarcasm at those posters wasn’t all that bad……especially when I think some of them are otherwise the most insightful and knowledgeable hockey fans around (yeah SAM and CNS..that’s to you). NOTHING to do with hoping Huet fails or Hawks lose. Hell, I have to HOPE harder than all you for him to succeed since you’re just hoping he plays as well as he can but I have to hope for a damn miracle!

Not the worst or most biting sarcasm I’ve seen on here and certainly a lot better than posts above calling out “Moron” or come to an ass whuppin Pinata party at the next roadwatch. Very nice Meeshak especially. At least make an attempt to get your damn facts straight before name calling, will ya?

by husler777 on Mar 29, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry husler, but I'm saying poppycock

If you don’t want to be lumped in with the Huet bashers, why constantly make sarcastic comments when he fucks up? Yes, when things looked like they were going somewhat smoothly, you made what can be considered positive comments, but then when he had probably the worst game of his career, you started back in with the sarcastic comments. NO ONE could have seen THAT performance coming.

You knew everyone was beyond pissed/frustrated/demoralized after the Columbus game, like I said when I replied to you, Why “poke the stick in the hive”, especially after a bunch of morons were coming out of the woodwork? The “rose colored glasses still fully engaged” and the prior one were by no means “dang, I was hoping Huet would do well too” comments. They were bashes, taking advantage of a golden opportunity to say “I told you so”. If you don’t want the reaction, then at best, your timing is very bad.

Your comments still suggest that you’re missing my point and I think the feeling among many commenters here. I don’t think my comments were a bash on you and I don’t seek out being at odds with you. My comment may have been an overreaction, but like I said, it was the straw that broke the camel’s back for me after reading other people’s comments in the GDT.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 29, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

CNS

I read your post, waiting a day (back from vacation catching up on the blog), re-read it before I posted the above. I am cool with your post. Not sure I believe you liked Niemi better a month ago, but certainly agree with your right to state that. Also can see why you think I bash Huet. The bottom line is I’ve been a season ticket holder since 1976 and thinking I’d rather say I told you so re: Huet is more important than being at the stadium to see the Hawks win the cup after so many years of disappointment is just ludicrous. If I wanted that pain I’da become a Cubs fan long ago. …My sarcastic comments were for people who I thought just refused to see any bad in Huet for SO long AND gave me the business earlier for supporting Niemi…meant in a light hearted, but yet “I told you so” way so I can see how my poke in the hive got a reaction from you….

ZINNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!! :-)

I think you underestimate me. I KNOW Niemi can’t do it alone and I DON’T even know if he can do it at all! I haven’t seen him play 10 in a row under 1 goal we go home pressure. I’m HOPING he can and if he can’t I’m also hoping Huet OR Crawford (tough to play minors all year and do that tho) can come in and back stop the Hawks. I get no pleasure from seeing Hawks lose you can bank on that I guarantee you.

So no apology needed or expected from you what so ever. My reply was NOT to YOUR post. Hopefully we can continue to jab and jest our way through this blog to a Stanley Cup…I’m not only cool with that…I look forward to it in some odd, perverted way.

However, some of the threads after yours……well you are more than smart enough to read those yourself….nuff said.

by husler777 on Mar 29, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

for the record

the piñata was krome’s idea. and i still think you were being a moron by responding to CNS’ well-worded and carefully reasoned opinion with the brevity of a half-wit: “Rose Colored Glasses Still fully engaged; OK Cool. Enjoy.” how did CNS have rose-colored glasses on in that opinion in any way? i mean, is it stupidly optimistic to be a fan? should he start picking favorites on the team, and then rooting against the other players?

there may or may not have been a suggestion of violence in my response. i don’t remember anymore, although it seems likely. but mostly, i just wanted to be able to avoid talking to you.

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 29, 2010 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

how did CNS have rose-colored glasses on in that opinion in any way?

ummmmm maybe because in the subject line he said,

“Nope, I will always wear them – and they are RED” ?

by husler777 on Mar 29, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

so they're not ROSE!!!

duh

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 29, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really dont think anyone was wishing bad on Huet.

And if they were then you are 100% right, they aren’t Blackhawks fans. Of course everyone wants Huet to do good, when Huet performs well, it usually results in a Hawks win. You mentioned the “straw that broke the camels back” well this game tonight was just that for a lot of people who just flat out do not think Huet is that great of a goaltender, myself included.

Sure, he has shown hot streaks, and I really hope one of those hot streaks occurs during the playoffs. But to be named the starting goaltender for the Stanley Cup Playoffs, I think you need a lot of confidence, which is obviously lacking in Huet right now. Starting Huet last night was a mistake, you had Niemi coming off a shut out, and I think letting him take that momentum and try to run with it would have been a much smarter move then throwing in Huet who hadn’t played in 5 games. Bad move by Q, but whatever, it’s just one game.

I guess that was mostly rambling but hopefully some of it made a little sense. It’s a tough subject to get into because every time someone tries to make a logical statement either in favor of Niemi or against Huet they get lumped into this “Huet Bashers” category which is really unfair. Sure, there are people who say stuff against him who probably don’t know what they are talking about, just like there are people who say stuff in favor of him who don’t know what they are talking about.

Lets all just agree to disagree, put our full support behind both our starting and backup goaltenders, and move on to something we can all agree upon: The Chicago Blackhawks.

by jeff021690 on Mar 26, 2010 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

well said

a relief as well that i’m not taking crazy pills.

by Kevin Kujawa on Mar 26, 2010 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

It was bad

Huet bad. Team just as bad.

I watched house hunters.

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 26, 2010 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

almost 1500 comments in the GDT

thank you for a new one. I know it was just coincidence you used the KofC logo to represent Columbus, but their logo is a running joke I’ve had with online friends because of my screenname for 2+ years, and now every time I see it I’ll think of hideous loss and failure. (insert some sort of self-deprecatory comment about how I did anyway)

anyway…the WGN radio guys have declared the goalie debate settled, and they’re much more reasonable than other major sports media here…I don’t have anything to add.

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by KofC on Mar 25, 2010 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

That's what it was

They got some of your mojo! Steal it back!!

by VerStig on Mar 26, 2010 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Huet shit the bed...

Start him the next 5 or so games anyway. He’ll pull through and get a good rhythm or Niemi is our guy and Huet gets an I-PASS.

Not worried…not yet at least.

by Bluliner on Mar 25, 2010 9:38 PM CDT reply actions  

No.

God no. Don’t start that terrible excuse for a goalie unless Niemi breaks both legs.

This game was a joke. Huet was TERRIBLE. Two goals were his fault alone. Possible three if you count the first shitty play he made behind the net when he tried to pass it to Hjalmarsson and caught him off guard when he looked like he was gonna ring it around.

I don’t get why people still support Huet. He looks like a nice guy, but god damn, if you want the cup, it won’t be through him.

by Ban on Mar 25, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's like saying "let's not have a backup plan"

He’s part of the team and the probable backup in the most important position. From what I’ve seen so far (I’m watching delayed right now), he looks like a man with ABSOLUTELY no confidence. The body language, lack of reaction. Ugh. It’s painful. But how can you not pull for the guy to get out of his funk? WE NEED HIM, whether Niemi is the starter in the playoffs or not.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess you're right

We do need a backup and IF Niemi does choke, it’d be nice to have Huet be there for him, but I don’t want him starting 5 of the next 9 games, hoping he’ll get his groove back and denying Niemi the chance to warm up and get into a good rhythm.

It’s not even about confidence. He just looks lazy. There’s no other word for it. Lazy and out of position. That first goal wouldn’t have happened if he had his stick on the ice like he’s supposed to.

by Ban on Mar 25, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he looks like he's on another planet

wouldn’t say “lazy”, more like “lost”, but I know what you mean. Very disappointing though. This is the first game that has me actually concerned. Plus, I just watched the worst PP I’ve seen all season (2nd period). I know we have some guys out, but Q’s got guys all over the place. Not the time of year to be flipping guys like this.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought the exact same thing

I could see why Q decided to sit Bolland, but I’m tired of seeing Kop on the 2nd line. A center is supposed to be a play-maker and that’s just something he’s not capable of doing.

But yeah, he should find the right lines and stick to them instead of jumbling them. Give the guys a few games to get used to playing with each other, and maybe we’ll have the kind of production the 3rd line has been getting lately.

by Ban on Mar 25, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd rather see Hossa on the 1st line again

and create one super line than some of the pairings we’ve seen this year, not just tonight.

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

um

Bolland was out with the flu, or flu-like symptoms. Wasn’t a healthy scratch, just FYI.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 25, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh really?

I didn’t have sound (was at a bar) so I just assumed Bolland was a healthy scratch because of his lack of point production lately.

by Ban on Mar 25, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

OH NO YOU DIDN'T

1. Bolland’s a good player not because he scores goals in bunches but because he’s defensively sound and has a high hockey IQ
2. You can argue the first point, but Q happens to like Bolland’s play quite a lot and if there’s anything we know about Q, it’s that he will never stop playing guys he likes unless he absolutely has to sit them. (See Matt Walker.)
2. Bolland will NEVER be scratched so Kopecky can have a go at 2nd line C duties. NEVER. WTF ARE YOU EVEN—THAT IS JUST ABSURD.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 25, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chi, I think Ban mentioned that Versteeg should be scratched too

Whaddaya say to that??

/stirs the pot

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

HE SCORED A GOAL AND (PROBABLY) DUMPED THE PUCK (AT SOME POINT TONIGHT)

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?

/okay this is much harder :|

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 25, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, now you did it

now Chi is going to destroy you with her statistical wizardry and debate-knowledge.

run and hide, Ban. run and hide.

by ahnfire on Mar 25, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

“watch out for the corn hole, buddy”

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's not even statistics

just basic math.

Bolland >>>>>>>>>>> Kopecky.

Jeez. Get it right, people.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 25, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was that a Bolland L's Kopecky love dart?

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

*ASPLODES*

Hossa no likey.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 25, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's some pretty hard core

greater-than usage

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 25, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

don’t poke at it, dude

by DemonHawk on Mar 26, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Urgh

I can’t even look at you right now.

/talk to the hand

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Most people seem to for get that fact that we do need him no matter how much they sont want to admit it.

its a shame how the entire team plays bad an huet gets all of the fallout. granted he did fuck up on 3 of the goals that are solely his fault. but the d seems to play really bad when he is in net.

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 25, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

might, might not, be something to that

but yeah, I’m sure it’s deflating to the whole team when your goalie forgets to show up. The whole team looks awful tonight.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

the 2nd goal

right after the 2nd goal, Huet has his palms up like “WTF?, where’s my defense?” and Keith has his palms up like “WTF? why is this net completely empty?”

by DemonHawk on Mar 25, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm being serious when I say "that is really a shame"

that says a lot about the team’s confidence in Huet right now. It’s like in baseball when a pitcher just seems to lose it for no apparent reason.

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hard to argue in their confidence

Or Lack Thereof
By no Means am I a Huet Hater, or Niemi “fan” as you said well above.

 But to say the team doesn’t have some doubt in Huet and then 33 seconds in he lets “that goal” in. That certainly won’t help the mindset of “Oh Fuck, here we go again”

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by Roos-34 on Mar 26, 2010 7:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

to me

he looks like a guy who’s still getting over the flu. just wait for the third period, CNS. those goals are laughably bad. i’ve literally never seen anything like them.

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 25, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

not still getting over

so much as playing his first game back after having the flu

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 25, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope you're right

looks like he’s playing with the flu, the plague, hemorrhoidal flare up, walley-vision…

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Clown shoes?

"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".

by whiskeyboy on Mar 26, 2010 2:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

as long as

we don’t use a “kicking motion” we can potentially score with clown shoes. i’m sure they’re more accurate than #10 right now.

by Kevin Kujawa on Mar 26, 2010 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Reply fail!

talking about goalies, not PP

"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".

by whiskeyboy on Mar 27, 2010 12:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

No

I’m sure you were serious

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

thank God

you aren’t running the Hawks.

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Huet tried to commit suicide after the game

Story is he felt so bad about things he jumped in front of a bus. Fortunately it went between his legs.

by husler777 on Mar 26, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

i must admit

i laughed at that

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 26, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

awwwwww too soon too soon

Hilarious! but still too soon!

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 26, 2010 12:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

XD

hahaha……though, i’m gonna feel really bad on the far off chance anything bad does happen to Cris now

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by gobobbles on Mar 26, 2010 4:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

All you youngsters

…have no idea that the same joke was told a millions times about one Leon Durham after the 1984 NLCS. Ask your dads if you don’t know what I’m talking about.

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by TenMinuteMisconduct on Mar 26, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jeeezzzz

Only possible reason I’d not want to give Niemi more experience going into the playoffs is if he has a fatal flaw that the league hasn’t discovered yet. and Q wants to hide it. Else we have seem Huet’s act this year….over….and over….and over….and over……

by husler777 on Mar 26, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

I commend you Mr SamFels

for that the fact that you are apparently coherent enough to write this game summary. I’m assuming that maybe you ran out of alcohol.

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

I really feel like Huet should be sent up here to Rockford

Let Crawford and maybe even Toivonen (who has some NHL experience) get a shot at the backup role… while Huet can attempt to work out some of the kinks down here

by 815Sox on Mar 25, 2010 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

er up here

Rockford just feels “down” when compared to Chicago

by 815Sox on Mar 25, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Geographically, up.

Professionally, down.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Mar 25, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fun Fact:

If Rockford was the same size as Chicago, it would have triple the crime rate (ratio wise)

by 815Sox on Mar 25, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

how is that a fun fact?

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 25, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe fun means terrible, like how bad means good/cool, you know, like how the young whipper-snappers talk to their homies on their fax machines

by DemonHawk on Mar 25, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

ahhhh

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 25, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

When you live here

You gotta laugh at yourself…

I am a social worker, we use laughter as a coping mechanism

by 815Sox on Mar 25, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

It seems to me...

…that Rockfrod can have triple Chicago’s crime rate irrespective of their relative sizes.

by cliffkoroll on Mar 26, 2010 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

everything sounds better

when it’s preceded by “fun fact”, like:

Fun Fact: The Hawks shit the bed tonight.

Amirite?

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 25, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

In Illinois everything is "downstate" from Chicago

even if it borders Wisconsin

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Mar 26, 2010 7:28 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Boynton was a +1

Just looking for positives tonight …

by Brian C on Mar 25, 2010 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

well

at least someone had a good game… and his 1st point as a hawk…. FOR FUCKS SAKE IM TRYING TO PULL A RAINBOW OUT OF A FUCKING ASSCRACK!

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 26, 2010 12:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

keep trying

we’ll all be appreciative of the effort in the morning

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe because it's so late, but that made me laugh hysterically

"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".

by whiskeyboy on Mar 26, 2010 2:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

the minute you succeed, please call the doctor

in no universe is shitting rainbows a sign of good health.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

In Leprechaun Land

it means you got caught with your hand in the cookie jar pot o’ gold

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

HEY HEY

did i say it was my asscrack?!? NOPE!

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 26, 2010 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Huet sucks

I’m glad Niemi was taken out so he wouldn’t have to take another one of Huet’s shitty losses.

Also, Huet sucks.

by Ban on Mar 25, 2010 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Why did he even come in at all? Seriously though.

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"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 25, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

The goalie that finishes the game takes the loss on his record.

by Ban on Mar 25, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

pretty sure...

the goalie that gives up the GWG takes the loss

by DemonHawk on Mar 25, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

Wow, I didn’t even know the NHL kept track of that stat.

I feel dumb.

by Ban on Mar 25, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait...

Didn’t Niemi take a few losses earlier in the season when Huet was pulled even though he wasn’t on the ice during the game winner? Or did the team catch up only to lose it anyways?

by Ban on Mar 25, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Not worried…not yet at least."

I am. In the least. That is, not sky-is-falling yet, but getting a bit concerned. And the Scum are 8-1-1. My biggest fear is that the team as a whole seems to be losing confidence. I agree with Sam that Q may not be helping the boys much by messing with lines so much. And here I was about to give Buff a lot of credit for above average D play. But they all looked bad tonight.

I think Huet’s confidence is dead. I think Q helped it along, but Niemi seems to be responding. We’ll see. The sky is still up, but it’s getting a bit cloudy.

by Preacher000 on Mar 25, 2010 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Not quite

I dont think the whole team is losing confidence. These kids are told they are the shit everywhere they go and they own this town. I think they lose their natural confidence when the opposing team scores a bullshit goal that would only go in on a man named Huet 32 seconds into the game.

I agree Huet’s confidence is dead. Let him regain it when Niemi needs to be spelled in the playoffs with Huet having everything to prove. I think that would be the best case scenario for Huet.

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by HjammerTime on Mar 25, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Almost Famous quote

Nice.

And that’s it, I almost remembered something else, but it’s gone.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Mar 25, 2010 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Memory pill

I say we all just take that memory erasing pill and forget tonight ever happened.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 25, 2010 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

We could ask the Men in Black if we could borrow their neuralizer

The power play is still f**king clown shoes

Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010

by HappyHuman on Mar 25, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, please "flashy thing" me

wait, I have booze for that

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im in a

I fell whilst going to the toilet mood at this point

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

why are you going to detroit?

by DemonHawk on Mar 25, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

ZIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNG!

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

shit, that happened to me on the flight back

but i was reeeeeaaaaaally sick. and i had passed through detroit just a few days earlier. maybe i picked something up there?

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 25, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don’t see how that relates to my comment about being passing-out sick on a flight

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 25, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

it goes back to

Toilet=Detroit=Scum=repressed fears of that hockey team from the north

see its all logical

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

non sequitur

are you not a fan?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

did you breathe the air in Detroit?

and if so are you in a bubble yet?

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 26, 2010 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

they put me in quarantine on the west coast for a few days

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

I heard a rumor

that Detroit is were pig aids (swine flu) originated…. Remind me to wear one of those surgical masks next time I see ya!

Drink it up!

by SharpFTW10 on Mar 26, 2010 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

With apologies to Bill Mahr

New Rule: If a goalie gets a shutout, he automatically gets the start next game

"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

by HjammerTime on Mar 25, 2010 10:03 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I hear ya

I’m very concerned about the effect that a game like tonight has on the team, but I also feel that Q did what he had to/should have done.

Huet has to get some time prior to the playoffs, just as Niemi should get some time if Huet was the #1. Let’s saying Niemi played tonight and gave up 1 or 0 goals, do you then have to keep delaying Huet to get some time? I can’t blame him here, although I’m sure many will. I blame Q for a number of other things going on on the ice though. This guy has ADHD.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

He needs the time

after we beat the Yotes, I think we were looking for a total ass beating, and got mouth fucked instead. Im chalking this up to massive buttfuck failure on everyones part, I sincerely hope that this has no impact on the team

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm actually feeling OK

1) It seems we’ve settled on a goalie. I think Niemi is good enough to take us there.
2) I’m only worried about 2 teams in the playoffs… Detroit and Vancouver. Chances are we’ll only have to get through one of them.
3) I think the Olympics did wonders for 6 players and that last game probably changed Toews, Keith and Kane forever… for the better.
4) Our biggest problems seem to be discipline and chemistry… as opposed to a talent deficiency. We have 9 games to sort that out… and I’m guessing we’ll be stepping into form during the first round.
5) Unbelievably, we’re still #1 in the West even after some horrible play lately. That may not last, but home ice for the first 2 rounds would be good enough to win it all.

Things could be so much worse.

1961 is a long time ago.

by HawkJaw on Mar 25, 2010 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

did you vote for the healthcare bill?

by DemonHawk on Mar 25, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or download Horse/Midget porn

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 25, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Er...

If you don’t download both, will your computer be ok?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 25, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

buy a Mac

you can look at porn all you want and never get a virus.

1961 is a long time ago.

by HawkJaw on Mar 25, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

you do know you can make them bigger right

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 25, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Enzyte?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol i meant the pictures

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 25, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Extenze

they always try to sell that shit to my insomniac ass

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

then you're using it wrong

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the Extenze commercial is on right before..

The Colon Blow Commercial…

Ew! That’s not right…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 25, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe Playstations new catchphrase is

“It does everything”

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

WII

just picturing how they will sell their porn titles

by HappyPony on Mar 25, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jenna Jameson POV porn

“Do you want to play?”

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wii Willy?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 25, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

plus

open source, which is cool for us nerds

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Granny porn?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 25, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO

granny porn = vagina boobs

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 25, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

picture quality is grainy. Not sure how you got to granny… don’t tell me.

by HappyPony on Mar 25, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you go to the sites they wanted me to see in the Wed. thread?

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 25, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 25, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

update 13 threats and 110 infections

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 25, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

really, at this point

you might as well just reformat your computer. or take a magnet to it.

by ahnfire on Mar 25, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats what Geek Squad does, right?

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ever heard of Norton, McAffee, AVG, etc.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 25, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

had norton but decided not to renew big mistake

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 25, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Norton is a shit program anyway

AVG is free and does a damn good job

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've done fine with AVG for years...

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 25, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

ill try anything at this point it

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 25, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your problem could be leaving Norton...

As I recall, it is a bitch removing Norton. They don’t want you to leave their cult.

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 25, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've been drinking their kool-aid for years without a problem.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 25, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its terrible, that program embeds itself

and totally fucks you over when adding a new antivirus program.

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good luck

I hope it works out…

Could you ID the name of the virus?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 25, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

If you are looking at trojans you have a problem, they typically exploit some kind of backdoor to download keyloggers and things like that, in which case I recommend seeing a technician

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

i hope its not Trojans although i i think i have a 2 year warranty on this computer

latter’s i need some sleep

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 25, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn

This was like reading a foreign language… I know they’re expensive but BUY A MAC!! Put in the money at the beginning, then don’t worry about anything for at least 3 years.

by HungryHungryPanda on Mar 26, 2010 8:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's what I remember...

Pain in the ass

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 25, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

On a bright note

Phoenix lost

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 25, 2010 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

worst case scenario in the phoenix nashville game

an extra point…..damnit

"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."

by hackerar on Mar 26, 2010 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

world is upside down

Burish and Kopecky score and Kane has 0 shots on goal… weird game

by hawkswin!hawkswin! on Mar 25, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

For the past few months

I’ve been starting to understand why Q hasn’t won a Cup yet.

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 25, 2010 10:53 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Meeshak

you are not getting into the “sky is falling” Koolaid are you?

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

me? never

this team’s amazing. but Q has a couple peculiarities that i can see hurting his team in, say, the Finals.

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 25, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whoa nellie

We have to get there first.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 25, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

youre supposed to be an optimist

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Optimist

But lets take it one step at a time. I look at it round by round. You have to walk before you can run.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 25, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

my point wasn't the Finals per se

more the road to the Finals etc. he’s manic in his line juggling, and may or may not know how to deal with goaltending. we’ll see what happens, and hopefully we’ll get at least 1/2 the fun out of this april as we did last year.

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 25, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

didn't you know?

All Cup-winning coaches—except one—won a conference title in their first five years of coaching.

I wish I could source this but I don’t remember where I read it.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 25, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coinciding with the defensive lapses?

Bring in Scotty

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 25, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Months?

Fuck Quenneville

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 26, 2010 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Months

going back to mid-January. I’m not saying he’s a bad coach, or the Hawks won’t win the Cup with Q behind the bench. It’s just that he has some methods which, after watching him for nearly two seasons, I can see how they’d maybe not be the best way to coach a team against other top competition.

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm saying he's nat a coach that will win a cup based on his coaching abilities

He may win based on his teams talent, though.

Like the zen master

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 26, 2010 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

You're all high. It's the best two year run since the early 90s, lay off Q

"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".

by whiskeyboy on Mar 26, 2010 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't lump me in with laaarmer on this

laaarmer’s gone off the deep end. With Q, this team has every chance to win the Cup.

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes they do have every chance

They do need to show that to themselves. I think Toews, Madden, and the leaders of this team need to say “what the fuck are we doing”. We have the team that can go far.

Q is still the best coach I’ve seen in years. He may juggle lines and may be a little quick on the draw, however being still 2nd in the conference so we have done something right. Have we played to the way we can? Far from it, it’s one game and lets wash it out and move on and get some revenge on Sunday. Niemi may be a rookie, but look at the Scum (rookie goalie). I still don’t think there are many teams that can beat us in 7 games when they play as a team.

by Jrs23 on Mar 26, 2010 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

I can't touch the bottom either

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 26, 2010 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't expect me to save you.

You’re on your own.

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I won't lay off him

I’m going to be one of these guys now.
Please tell me what he has done this year to make this team better then Ottawa a few years ago?
They have great talent as we have seen.
He has mishandled the goalies, whichever one we think is better.
The power play is not very good.
Lines are mixed almost at any whim.
They are limping in to the playoffs.

OK I’m done being one of those guys.
God I hope Q gets his shit together!
I want them to win. I want Q to be the coach and get 3-4 cups. Shit I’d settle for 1 cup and 5 more years of mediocrity.

As far as the early "90’s comment. The Hawks had very little talent until a few years ago. Zhamnov was the captain, Aucoin was the captain…… They sucked no matter who was the coach, even though a better coach may have helped. I remember because I was watching and going to the games. Chelios agreed to be traded because he could see 10 years of bullshit coming. We lived through it and now Dale, Scotty, and Stan have amassed a lot of talent.

Let’s Go Fucking Blackhawks! We’re here! You asked for it, now do it!

Beer #1 now open

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 26, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was hoping for a Fanpost...

…and, frankly, a stronger case.

They have great talent as we have seen.

 
Mostly young and largely unrpoven at the highest level of competition.

He has mishandled the goalies, whichever one we think is better.

Niemi? Maybe something here on Huey Expand.

The power play is not very good.

The PK is outstanding.

Lines are mixed almost at any whim.

Hawks among the league leaders in scring.

They are limping in to the playoffs.

Who isn’t?

I’m provisionaly giving this a C-, with a chance to rework.

by cliffkoroll on Mar 26, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

But I turned it in on time

I’m fucking pissed. I spent all day blowing off work screwing around with all of you. It was mostly hilarious until the Hawks forgot that the Blue Jackets were an NHL team. As a matter of fact, it’s still hilarious.

I’m still fucking pissed.

I’ll give you the goalie one, but last night Q fucked up. Get Huet out.
PK is good, it better be because Eager keeps getting ice time.
League leaders in scoring? Not when they lose.
Phoenix is NOT limping, Detroit is not limping. WSH, BUF, MTL, Nashville also not limping.

Let’s GO!

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 26, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

What the hell?
League leaders in scoring? Not when they lose.

What? What in the blue fuck does that even mean?

"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".

by whiskeyboy on Mar 27, 2010 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

It means nothing

But they are not among the league leaders in scoring when they lose. Statistics. They can be used in almost any way you choose. Example: Healthcare. Both sides have statistoce supporting them. How can this be possible?
It’s because they are not among the league leaders when they lose.

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 27, 2010 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Great birthday

Hawks get destroyed by the Jackets
I lost my as betting on the NCAA
My boss shits all over me for no reason
I’m just glad it’s ending

..."He's good."

by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Mar 25, 2010 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

I recommend drinking heavily

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have a policy

No operating on patients hung over. That’s plain fucking irresponsible and I start my cases at 7:30 am.

..."He's good."

by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Mar 25, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who says our medical practitioners are irresponsible

Happy B Day

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

So... you plan on staying drunk then?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 25, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Another policy

I’m a urologist. I prefer not to handle another guys’ johnson drunk either.

..."He's good."

by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Mar 25, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is a good thing

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Correction.

Handle another guy’s johnson at the same time you’re holding the scalpel.

by SJS_illini on Mar 26, 2010 7:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

You should listen to him Flounder, he's pre-med

"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".

by whiskeyboy on Mar 26, 2010 2:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

my youngest kid's birthday was today

here’s a fun fact: Bobby Hull scored his first 50th goal on this day. Not sure what that says, but hey I’m reaching.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

was this the bobby hull kid?

i think it’s pretty clear: CNS jr.’s going to be the first 100 goal scorer in a single season

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 25, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

the kid who now sleeps with a puck

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're raising him right

pucks are much more bed-friendly than, say, soccer balls

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 25, 2010 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

his choice not mine (which makes me proud)

but I would subtly dissuade him from anything involving a soccer ball. Just not my sport.

While out at dinner, the restaurant had a TV on with the game so I saw some of the 1st period. He saw the TV and stood up on his chair and yelled out “The Blackhawks are on.” Followed by “Who’s got two thumbs and loves the Hawks? This guy!” The kid f’ing kills me. (I taught him the whole “this guy” thing a few weeks ago, but he’s improvised on it.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 25, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

sounds like he'd be funny in person

must follow in his mom’s footsteps

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

and no one will ever suggest you fathered my child

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

that is ADORABLE

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

for the win, how old are you?

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 25, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

For my tenth b-day (1986)

My father took me and nine of my friends to a Hawks game at the old stadium. We sat at the very top. I learned firsthand that day what alcohol and a propensity for fighting will get you at a hockey game. I was a little freaked out but mostly thought it was awesome.

..."He's good."

by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Mar 25, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Honestly

I’m pissed right now. Well. I’m always pissed. But I’m more so. And I’m not the most sober.

But can you tell me the positives to Huet? And why he should be left in the net? Even if the team plays like shit in front of him, it could be because the team has no faith in him or party before hand or anything else. The team plays shitty sometimes. Period. Huet can’t step up when the team plays that shitty. Niemi sometimes can and sometimes can’t.

And yes, I’m also blinded by the 5 million. I just get flashbacks of Cutler/Soriano/Gregg/Wood/Bradley and all those other failed Chicago “saviors.”

Yes, I have a very short memory and I don’t even remember what I ate for breakfast right now. But in all seriousness and general curiosity and without any meaning of assholishness, what is good about Huet? Or better than Niemi? Aside from the Rookie/Veteran card, what makes Huet better than Niemi?

I’m really not trying to be a dick about this, or trying to troll. I’m seriously just asking for opinions in my stupor. And I’m not trying to be a Huater. I’m genuinely curious.

So…flame on I guess.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 25, 2010 11:03 PM CDT reply actions  

we're not going to flame you

in fact, at this particular moment, i feel like saying you’re an idiot for thinking there’s anything redeeming about Huet. i mean, did you see the seventh goal?

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 25, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going to reply here BigC to keep semblance of structure

I never said there was anything redeeming about him really. I’m just trying not to be too confrontational. I never really saw anything spectacular in Huet in the two years I’ve been watching him play.

I didn’t see the seventh goal, I stopped really watching after I saw Huet back in goal at the start of the third.

Through the past two years since the Hawks have been back on TV, I have not seen one game where at the end of it I said anything like: “OMG HUET IS THE SHIZNIT NOGGLE OF AWEZOMEZ.”

I have had a couple moments with Niemi that were: “God damn he can be good in time.” But then again, that’s because he was also the new face. And I like shiny things.I get that Niemi doesn’t have the experience. But how is he going to get it if he doesn’t play?

But I have yet to have someone tell me what exactly makes Huet a good goalie. So he plays his angles. So when he misses the angle it makes him look REALLY bad. Where Niemi looks like a Mudskipper flapping around when he makes a mistake. Niemi is athletic where Huet is technical. Stuff like that.

That’s just different styles. What makes Huet better than Niemi, aside from experience? Specifically?

The numbers certainly don’t make Huet better (sample size, I KNOW, but still). The paycheck doesn’t make him better. The team around him doesn’t make him better.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 25, 2010 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll say this much...

Thanks to Huet, I’ve learned the phrase “Shitting the bed” – seen that used too many times.

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 25, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

really poorly written, sorry

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

No worries... no english teachers here to grade you...

By the way, I pretty much agree with what you said.

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by Byfuglie33 on Mar 25, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kinda what I was saying

This kind of reinforces what I was saying. It really doesn’t seem to matter who starts in net for us. The results always seem to be the same. Slightly more in favor of Niemi, though.

They’re both mediocre goalies. Niemi might have some potential to be a solid goalie if he works hard and whatnot.

The ONLY thing I have noticed is that the team seems to have a record of playing slightly better hockey when Niemi is in the net. So, why have the debate?

What makes Huet the #1 netminder over Niemi when Niemi seems to play games that have better results?

I can’t find one specific attribute that makes Huet the favorite in these threads or in the podcasts or other websites, other than experience.

I get that the constant Huet bashing and the booing is annoying. I don’t like to bash Huet. But in all the objectivity that I can muster, Huet is the worse goalie right now. Nothing makes him spectacular or #1 aside from his paycheck and his experience. Which don’t seem to be helping him much.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 25, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you listen to the podcast?

I’m interested in hearing what Justin (the Goalie Guild guy) has to say about Huet now. But I think he already hit the nail on the head when he said that it wasn’t a talent or ability thing but rather a mental one, and I think that aspect was really exposed today.

Say what you will about how he was handled, or whether he can step up or what else… but despite what you think, not every good/decent player at a pressure position (QB, closer, goalie) can keep ice running through his veins or is even necessarily going to be predisposed to it.

I feel for the guy, I really do.

That said I don’t think too many people will disagree with you on the #1 thing, though you could make the argument that we could give him one more shot (one loss is one loss — I honestly don’t count it worse based on magnitude) since Niemi seems to shake off rust (from not playing every day) pretty well.

by VerStig on Mar 25, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok its a mental thing...

That’s just another flaw. I listened to the podcast.

I also read the fan post about the goalie situation by kmcgann. I can understand it. I’ve never been close to that amount of pressure, but I can understand where it comes from and a fraction of what it must feel like. I’ve had similar experiences to that in my life. Not that I’ve had the pressure of a goalie, but where my entire academic career depended on a thesis that no one put any faith into because it was too controversial. Where my thesis chair never even responded to any of my e-mails and never got an iota of feedback. It sucks. But you have to pull yourself up no matter what the situation and deal.

I know the negatives. I’m trying to figure out the positives. Aside from the experience and salary what makes people defend Huet? (Ok, aside from defending him from the asshats that think he can do no right and boo him (which you should never do to your own player (unless its Karpovtsev))).

Why should have Huet been the starter before this epic meltdown?

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 26, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

ugh

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

There usually are English teachers here to grade you

or flame you.

But I agree with that. Niemi’s been off before, Huet’s been on.

I’d love to know each goalies stats again the teams we’ll probably see in the playoffs. I don’t think you can look at last night and make any meaningful decisions except everyone needs to up their games.

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by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 8:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

I took out Eastern teams & anybody in the West who's not in the top 8

Huet – 21 GP – 2.09 GAA – .905 SV%
Niemi – 12 GP – 1.92 GAA – .924 SV%

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks

That to me is more important. Maybe Niemi is our starter then, but Huet doesn’t suck shit.

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by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

From PIB
Let’s face facts Joel: Antti Niemi has been the guy all season that you have turned to when you needed a big win, and he has delivered on a lot of those occasions.

You said it yourself: Tuesday’s game was the biggest game of the year for your squad, and what did Niemi do? All he did was shut-out the Coyotes, who had won nine straight hockey games and were breathing down your neck for first place in the Western Conference. How did you thank him? By going out and starting Huet the next game in hopes of finding your elusive number one keeper. Guess what Joel? You’ve had him in the fold the entire time.

He may not suck shit in terms of stats, but he really blew it on the big games.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 26, 2010 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

No

he didn’t. See above, or were you not watching earlier in the season?

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by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Are the big games

Really early on in the season? I realize that none of these are big games for the Hawks anymore, but really? Did one game make the Hawk’s season? The one over Calgary down 5-0 might have given them some big momentum, but Niemi was in net after Huet got pulled.

The games that matter are the games where he could have pulled himself up by the bootstraps and said “FUCK YOU! I’M FRENCH, I LIKE CHEESE! AND I’M THE FUCKING GOALIE!” But he didn’t.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 26, 2010 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Then tell me

what were the big games? Last year’s playoffs?

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by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Big games

Were the games where Huet could have quieted the booers, secured his job, and earned his paycheck.

Like last night. Like any other time he’s played since December.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 26, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stop twisting it all

Why do you pick December? Because he shut the haters up in November and had to start again? So this season, the only games that count are the ones from December til now?

Honestly, if you had a line and stuck to it, perhaps I could answer you. But if you keep changing the basis of your “questioning” or arguments, I can never satisfy you.

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by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not twisting

I’m just confusing.

There has yet to be a “BIG” game for the TEAM this year. There was not one must win game that any of the goalies had to win. Aside from maybe the Coyotes game.

However, there WERE big games for Huet. And those were the games where he was in the spotlight. And he failed most of those.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 26, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fine

I disagree but don’t have the stats to back me. Perhaps someone else can. I think you are making generalizations and there’s no way to respond to that. He’s had big games, he’s had shit games. Many of the shit games were also due to poor defense.

Palomino?

Stat geeks, any support?

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by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

like you

I have no idea what kind of “proof” doubleohpsycho wants. Unlike you, I’ve been ignoring his comments because I honestly. Don’t understand what he wants us to say.

Here’s what I can tell you:

Of 48 starts, Huet’s let in 2 goals or less in 25 games (52%), 3 goals in 14 (29%) and everything but the kitchen sink in 9 (18.75%).

Most times you give your team a chance when you let in less than 2 goals. It’s a crapshoot when you let in 3, and it’s harder to win when you let in more than that.

To try and put it into some perspective, this is how he compares to others:

Goalie – GP – Below 3 GA – 3 GA – Above 3 GA:
Luongo – 62 GP – 34 (54.8%) – 16 (25.80%) – 11 (17.7%)
Vokoun – 60 GP – 31 (52%) – 17 (28.33%) – 12 (20%)
Fleury – 60 GP – 31 (52%) – 14 (23.33%) – 15 (25%)
Nabokov – 64 GP – 39 (60.9%) – 8 (12.5%) – 17 (26.56%)
Niemi – 30 GP – 17 (56.67%) – 7 (23.33%) – 6 (20%)

I know Huet had stellar games throughout the year, and that some of them (NYR after NSH on 12/9, NSH after SJS on 12/26, NJD after DAL on 12/31, CBJ after MIN on 1/14, NSH after DAL on 10/24) came after some really bad outings. Until recently, he’s always shown the ability to bounce back after bad performances.

I don’t know which of these would count as big games, and I don’t know that I’d call any of the games in the regular season as “big” games. Doubleohpsycho can’t even pinpoint the “BIG” games of the season, and if he can’t tell us what they are, how are we supposed to? At the end of the day they’re 2 points or 1 point or none.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

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by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

One last thing

Huet’s career win percentage:

46.8%

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 26, 2010 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

shut up already

Huet 2012

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by laaarmer on Mar 26, 2010 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

And everyone thought I was out of line

when I suggest psycho was a nutjob when she joined just to write that fanpost pointing out all of our deficiencies and how she “wasn’t happy with our comments as of late.” Cookoo!

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

As a general rule

I tend to avoid threads that get all mashed up on this invisible wall on the right side of the page. It makes me picture everyone’s faces being flattened as they post progressively more futile comments at each other.

Of course, I just broke that rule.

by VerStig on Mar 26, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, CNS

i guess we’ll all have to eat crow on that one

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 27, 2010 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

OK

Was gonna reply with /a but now I’m angry.

How dare you waste my time trying to look things up for you, explain things that you said you wanted explained, and then come back with a fucking BS post like this?

You deserve NO respect, and hopefully there’s a special place in Hell for people like you.

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by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

And one more thing

Fuck you for wasting everyone’s time here, and for making us now doubt any others who may truly want information. Troll.

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by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don’t like Huet… …But some people like to bitch. It’s easy to bitch about the goalies. It’s also just as easy to ignore the people instead of starting a 20-comment long thread going back and forth

You’ll never guess in ONE MILLION DOLLARS YEARS who wrote that – not once – but twice in their FanPost.

Your daily dose of EXTREME IRONY…

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even then

The league average in SV % is .911. So even by making the numbers only applicable to playoff positioned teams, one is still above and one slightly below average.

Which goes to my point, again, that they’re both extremely average goalies. So I don’t know why there is a debate for Huet aside from Experience and Paycheck. Which is what I was trying to find out. And no one seems to be able to point out specific things other than numbers.

And I apologize if I got slightly confrontational last night, or even this morning. But I really am curious and waiting for someone to lay the hammer down and take me to to goalie school.

All the podcast told me was that Huet has the ability to be great (I still haven’t seen it) and that he’s been mishandled (Alright) and that he’s having some mental issues (maybe he should have his own failed fox drama/comedy?). Whereas Niemi is unpolished.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 26, 2010 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

sorry to do this to you

a

not actually sorry

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

As Sam said...
And so my hopes of a first Cup in my lifetime will be pinned on a rookie goalie, which makes me anything but comfortable.

I’d take Huey the way he was playing exactly two years ago, or even his play in Dec-Jan, over Niemi. Q has become the new whipping boy, for creating a Huey as bad as he’s ever been. Personally, I hold Huey mostly responsible, but the point is, the alternative, as described by Sam, was not, until now, the best we could hope for.

by cliffkoroll on Mar 26, 2010 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Where has Q become the whipping boy?

I haven’t seen that anywhere on this site. There’s certainly disgruntlement with Q, but Huet’s suckitude last night can’t be placed on Q. Maybe he’s been mishandled, but he still gave up 7 goals last night, at least two of which were completely his fault (the last two).

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Q as whipping boy...

…is an emerging meme. It’s out there, and will become obvious to even you (depleted, as you are, by international travel, a near-death experience, and culture shock) in the hours and days ahead.

And I think there is a smidgen of truth here. Just waiting for laarmer or someone to FanPost the full case for the prosecution.

by cliffkoroll on Mar 26, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't blame Q for the way he has handled the goalie situation

Regardless of who’s #1, you have to give #2 some time. Q said even before Niemi’s shutout that Huet would play against Columbus. He stuck to his word. He gave both players the opp to take the reins and until the past 2 weeks no one had.

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ok

I get that. The experience. But again as has been mentioned on this site plenty of times as well, “why is this year a must win?” Don’t we have Toews, Kane, Hossa, Keith together for the next 5 years?

Why must this year be THE year? Personally, I’d rather shed the 5 million in salary, keep Sharp and Steeg and either find a better goalie or keep Niemi.

I want to be able to watch good hockey for a long time. Not just one year.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 26, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Trade Toews!

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'd be surprised if Versteeg and/or Sharp

is with the team next year. The Hawks are already over the cap by $798,000 for next season Plus Niemi and Hjalmarsson are RFAs after this season. The other RFAs are Ladd, Hendry, Eager and Fraser.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.

by cdz3210 on Mar 26, 2010 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Eager and Fraser are UFA’s, along with Madden and Bur. Niemi is up for Arb.

by Hjammer of the Gods on Mar 26, 2010 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Niemi going into arbritation

was another reason I was pulling for Huet to succeed.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.

by cdz3210 on Mar 26, 2010 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Umm

because we’d still like to win the cup THIS year too and not have to pull the ole “wait til next year”. These are the only two goalies we have this year. Huet was brought here for a purpose. He is underperforming. We want him to step it up.

Have you already given up on the Cubs season and stated “wait til next year” because Soriano is starting for the team? Do you really think he will sit on the bench? Has he not underperformed “his contract” as you keep bringing up? Don’t you hope that he will play well?

I have no idea of what your position is. You’re running all over this page arguing with yourself.

And that’s just plain doubleohpsycho.

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which goes to my point, again, that they’re both extremely average goalies.

Really, that’s your point? Someone is obviously posting under your name then.

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have said

Over and over again in all of my posts that it doesn’t seem to matter who starts for the Hawks. Niemi’s stats are only slightly better than Huet’s. And they aren’t significantly better. Huet seems gets a lot more of the meltdown losses that at the worst possible times. Times when he should be stepping up to the plate and saying “FUCK YOU!” to every single person that ever booed him.

What I have seen regarding the reasons defending Huet’s playing:

1. Experience (gone over that)
2. Salary (gone over that)
3. Technique (gone over that)
4. Reactionary (Rebelling against the bandwagon fans that love to boo)
5. Blame Game (Q mishandled goalies and Huet should be better)
6. Empathy (Feel bad for Huet)
7. Rhythm (let him work out of his funk)

That last one was the only good reason I could think of. And he has not been able to do that.

Again, my initial post was to find out Why people thought Huet should have had the starting job?!

I don’t like having to rely on Niemi. I said he had the ability to possibly become a good tender with continued work and experience. Huet has had the work, the experience and the opportunity. And he decided to lay a giant turd in the goal crease every time he was given the opportunity to shine.

Niemi has not been pretty either. But at least the team managed to win in front of him (I’m referring to that stretch pre- and post-olympics where the games were ugly, but the Hawks still got points).

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 26, 2010 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Devil's Advocate here...

…but I’d like to address the rhythm aspect of your post. Since the Olympic break, Huet has only had 1 stint where he started multiple games in a row, a 3-gamer in which he posted two wins.

Go back (arbitrarily) to the start of the New Year, he had two such stretches. A 2-gamer, in which he garnered 2 wins, and a 5-gamer where he went W-W-L(4-2)-L(3-2)-SOL. The latter two losses were Stl and Phx respectively, teams in which the Hawks should be able to score more than 2 and 1 goals.

So he has had only 3 multiple game-started stretches in all of 2010, with an aggregate record of 6-4. Ignoring that, my question for you is how much playing time (multiple starts in a row) would YOU YOURSELF consider adequate for a goalie to build that elusive ‘rhythm’? Please CC the Hawks brass on your reply as well.

by Hjammer of the Gods on Mar 26, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

No offense, but you keep repeating the same confusing positions/statements:

1. Why does everyone keep saying Huet is better than Niemi?
2. They’re both average goalies
3. But let me dump a bit on Huet and mention how Niemi has been better
4. Defend the fact that I’m being impartial
5. Repeat again

1. I don’t think anyone has said Huet is better, so I don’t know why all this? It has been said that it would be nice if Huet was playing better, because he has more experience. But unfortunately he hasn’t.
2. Yes, at this point they are with Niemi possibly having more upside potential
3. Now you’ve negated what you stated your point was
4. I don’t think anyone would have a problem if you just said “I like Niemi at this point better than Huet dammit”, because we would all agree. We just want Huet to play better.

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

According to the last memo I received

I thought we were responding to these with a ‘z’ or
‘a’

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 26, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

n00b

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

well I got my obligatory stat post in, it’s all z’s from here on out. Fitting, because sleeping through these threads is probably the best bet for our collective sanity.

by Hjammer of the Gods on Mar 26, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Keep up the stat posts, I like those

I feel like in the past 2 days ive said the same thing 3 or 4 times (and others have said similar things) in regards to the Goalie Situation, Im getting annoyed

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 26, 2010 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

All I asked for

Was to be educated on what made Huet the starting goalie. What attributes he had that Niemi didn’t.

No one seems to be able to give that. What in his history makes people think Huet can perform better? A stint of 13 or so games with the Caps?

Is it seriously just people wanting him to play better and hoping that he does?

I’m asking for people to give me some information and they just get angry, blindly defend him based on what I said.

Everything else was just tangents that this whole thing went off into when people started going “ugh” or “Huet doesn’t suck” or “God this goalie debate wasn’t stupid.” Re-read my first post. I was asking for information, not a debate. And I just got recycled the same stuff people have been saying. Which was where 7 points came from.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 26, 2010 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHO?

is saying that Huet is the starting goalie anymore? If the premise of your question is false, how are we to answer?

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by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought

Since the debate was over, I could safely show my ignorance and attempt to be educated on why Huet was defended so vehemently.

I have not seen anything that made me really want Huet as the main goalie. I do not know much about goaltending. I was looking for people to tell me why Huet might possibly be good.

Exhibit A: The last part of my first post:

But in all seriousness and general curiosity and without any meaning of assholishness, what is good about Huet? Or better than Niemi? Aside from the Rookie/Veteran card, what makes Huet better than Niemi?

I’m really not trying to be a dick about this, or trying to troll. I’m seriously just asking for opinions in my stupor. And I’m not trying to be a Huater. I’m genuinely curious.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 26, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I answered that

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 26, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

We arent expecting God to pad up every game

we just want BOTH of them to play well, if they do that , generally we are good. neither is great, neither is complete dogshit.

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 26, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Since the debate was over, I could safely show my ignorance and attempt to be educated on why Huet was defended so vehemently

But your whole argument has been in the present tense, not past. You’re looking for us to answer a false question and therefore we cannot supply an answer. Circle, endless circle.

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

what are you talking about?

he was the starting goalie because he was the starting goalie. until very recently, niemi had fewer than 10 NHL games under his belt. i don’t understand why you keep asking this question.

if you honestly don’t know why, in october, november, december, and into january, huet was the obvious starting goaltender, then you must be an idiot, although you haven’t given us any other reason to think that beyond your weird insistence on getting this rather simple question answered.

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

or maybe you're confused

Niemi had fewer than 10 NHL games until very recently. On this blog, it wasn’t so much defending Huet as pointing out that Niemi was an unknown quantity with very few data points (which happened to be stellar). Then, before the Olympics, Niemi inexplicably got a number of starts in a row, despite allowing something like 4 goals in all of them, so there wasn’t really any advantage over Cris that could be seen. Now, however, it looks like Huet actually sucks, instead of being pretty much the same as Niemi, and Niemi stole a game for the Hawks on Tuesday.

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm an insistent person

And I don’t give up when I want to find something out. I’m just not always able to put it in the most eloquent of manners. Especially since I was drunk, I am sick, and I have not slept.

What MADE Huet a good goaltender? Were there any periods in his career that he was consistent that I can dig up to watch.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 26, 2010 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE HAVING A MELTDOWN!

Too much cold medicine combined with alcohol maybe?? I fully expecting to see a FanPost tomorrow entitled “Drugs made me do it – it wasn’t me!”

We are not wikipedia. You might consider doing the legwork for yourself. If no one has answered your question to your liking, well, then there it is I guess…

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have looked at the stats

And I wasn’t expecting you to do my work. Case in point. His career SV%

.913, .907, .929, .916, .920, .916, .936, .909, .895.

His GAA was all at 2.3-2.5. The only part that was statistically different was with the Caps during the regular season. In the playoffs he was 2.93 GAA with a .909 SV%. And in all of those 7 seasons, he never played more than 52 games. And in my ignorance, that makes me go “Meh.”

So I was asking if anyone knew anything past the stats.

And I was attempting to get other people’s perspectives.

But now I know better to ask questions.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 26, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

all that matters

is Tallon thought he was good enough to sign him for 5 million a year. We are stuck with it. Good or bad, that’s how it is. That is the biggest reason we want to believe he is good, everything else is really just fluff.

BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

by SharpKane on Mar 26, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't answer that for you

I lack the depth of knowledge to look at those stats staring me right in the face and answer that question. How can I possibly think that a guy with a career 2.46 GAA and .913 SV% could be better than he was last night? I know the answer’s right there, but I can’t put my finger on it.

On a COMPLETELY different note…
You guys all seem pretty good at trivia. What’s the name of that movie where the patient steals the doctor’s white coat and sneaks out of the asylum? I can’t seem to put my finger on that one either…

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lost Weekend?

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.

by cdz3210 on Mar 26, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Averages...

That’s all. And it says nothing about any of the extenuating circumstances regarding the psyche, locker room, team’s he was on, pressure he had on him, nothing. The first thing they teach you in any stat course is that averages are BS and easily influenced by outliers and the like. But on that note, I’m done with this topic.

And that movie was called the Dream Team or something like that.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 26, 2010 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

YES

and the first thing you realize in any stat course is that statistics are fucking bunk

BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

by SharpKane on Mar 26, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really don't understand what you're looking for

but I’m glad you’re done.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does anyone else agree

that this is the most fucked up thread you have ever read??

Kind of like this

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope your happy

My dog just hanged himself after listening to that clip.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.

by cdz3210 on Mar 26, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

STOP!

Jebus Havlat Cristobal!

1:50 PM psych! Your post.

GAA 2007-08: 0.936!

The allure of this cost the team a lot of money and has fueled legitimate hopes that we enter the playoffs with a bit more than a green rookie. QED!

by cliffkoroll on Mar 26, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

where do you find this shit

and why

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Googling "psycho music"

and because it’s funny.

I’d give you a lesson if/when we meet, but well, you know, I’d have to bring my laptop to the bar.

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

By the way

I thought you’d enjoy the title
“Psycho Kannada Song”

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm being confusing

Because I am confused. I’m not impartial. I’m blinded by the fact that in recent memory Niemi does what Huet can not.

And I’m also blinded by the fact that I just have not liked seeing Huet play these last two years.

So I’ve been trying to get people to give me some bit of information that makes me go HMM! Oh…I guess I can see that.

I had a moment of that after the podcast. But then it quickly went away.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 26, 2010 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll answer that with your quote from above
Is it seriously just people wanting him to play better and hoping that he does?

Ding ding ding!

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now to part B:

What would make you believe he can play better?

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 26, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because he has in the past

Simple as that.

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by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok...

expand?

That’s what I was looking for. Where and when? The 13 or so games with the Caps. Ok. Dug those up and saw some of them.

When else? I’m really not trying to be a dick. I’m trying to get specifics so I can watch them.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 26, 2010 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

He has a few shutouts this year

hes got a few solid wins too, thats the kind of performance we want from him, not 1997 Mary Brodeur, cuz we know we wont see that. But we have seen him play to his potential multiple times this season, and we just want that consistently

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 26, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well fuck me

I’m old and senile. You think I remember this crap? ;)

There was a game in the playoffs last year. There were some games earlier in the season. Someone else is gonna have to find highlight reels for you because I can’t keep 80ish games straight in my head.

I can only tell you what I had for lunch cause it’s sitting next to me.

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by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Game 5

against Scum last year gave me hope for this season. It was the best performance by a Hawk goaltender during the playoffs last year.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.

by cdz3210 on Mar 26, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

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by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Still says nothing about

consistency.

And if you’re wondering, no. I’m never happy

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 26, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anything for you

Mrs. Hendry

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.

by cdz3210 on Mar 26, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Game 5

with Kane’s solo effort and Cris’ crazy-ass face-planted leg-raised save to send it to overtime, both makes me weep in pain and beam from joy.

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah.

That was good.

See I blocked that out. I also blocked out that there was an entire country called France after the game last night. Bad joke.

But those were the kind of things I was looking for kinda sorta.

I guess I just wasn’t specific enough.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 26, 2010 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK, here ya go

http://blackhawks.nhl.com/club/gamelog.htm

I see six straight wins in November, then Niemi win, then another Huet win, so seven in a row. He showed it. Look at the stats and don’t expect us to do all your homework for you.

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by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Check out his 2007-08 Caps record

He played the 13 of the last 14 games Won 11 Lost 2 Save Pct .936 GAA 1.63.
The Hawks signed him that summer.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.

by cdz3210 on Mar 26, 2010 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

watch Game 5 against the Wings last year

2 goals against in 46 shots, but only Kane could score for the Hawks. This was after a horribly embarrassing outing for the Hawks in game 4. It was also only the 2nd time Huet started a game in 1.5 months.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

hadn't he started

that horribly embarrassing game 4?

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

and he filled in for Khabibulin on game 3.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

better than what?

Niemi, or his current performance?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Current performance.

Once again, I direct to my ORIGINAL post.

what is good about Huet?

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 26, 2010 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which again

I guess my tense is wrong. But you could still look back to the past to say what is good about someone.

“What is good about X? He used to be Y?”

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 26, 2010 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Currently?

Potential.

Who knows if he can live up to what it is. I mean, we’re all frustrated about last night. We all KNOW he can do better than that because he has shown it. Why is he playing like shit now? I don’t have the inside scoop, sorry.

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by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh

That was actually a quote from you. So thank you. Serious. That’s not an asshole thank you.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 26, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just saw the highlight reel on NHL Network

Mommy, make the pain stop… are my eyes bleeding?

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 25, 2010 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

See above

Just use the Men In Black “flashy thing” like the rest of us.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 25, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

1A) did you really just put Kevin Gregg in that list?

1B) don’t give up on Cutler yet.

"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."

by hackerar on Mar 26, 2010 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, alright

I actually blame coaching and front office more than anything regarding the Bears. But Cutler did throw a metric shit ton of picks…Yes, I know, receivers…it still was not a fun season.

And Gregg was the result of a google search. I was drunk and couldn’t quite remember all the suck the Cubs have had in the past couple of years and just needed names to throw out there.

by doubleohpsycho on Mar 26, 2010 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I will go ahead and cite precedence here

See “Wednesday Grab Bag” thread from earlier today, a good archive of all point “goaltender debate”

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by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 11:07 PM CDT reply actions  

REPLY FAIL!

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 25, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd in shame

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd in pain

My eyes dudes and dudettes, they shall never be the same.

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by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Time is never wasted

Sometimes we are wasted in time.

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by laaarmer on Mar 26, 2010 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Now who's the optimist?

I agree on all points above.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 25, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't wanna be Debbie Downer, but...

Sharks are winning…

"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."

by Byfuglie33 on Mar 25, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

oops, we're not 1st in the West anymore

but that’s okay. And next time someone decides to castigate us for being so damn cheerful and wearing rose-colored glasses, we can point to your comment and say: “But it’s green.”

Or something.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

thank you

I missed the game, but saw the highlights and have been reading much of the discussion here. This makes me feel better.

by K_Dog on Mar 26, 2010 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

This day just keeps getting more bizzar

We have a Wings fan on here and they’re making sense.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.

by cdz3210 on Mar 26, 2010 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

shit i need to drink more

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 26, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think I need to drink more

I missed the drive by of the wings fan. I need to learn to recognize them from a mile away.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 26, 2010 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

And just to highlight the BIZZAROness of it all...

I rec’d it for good measure. Maybe it’ll attract attention away from the goalie debate!

by VerStig on Mar 26, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

ahtrap

is one of the few Wings fans that does make sense on a regular basis.

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by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

so did I

Im supposed to take the knife long ways down the wrist, not across, right?

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 26, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

remember kids

it’s down the road, not across the street

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

This is so wrong

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Mar 26, 2010 7:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

You know it must be

a decent post since we are referring to them as a Wings fan and not Scum.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.

by cdz3210 on Mar 26, 2010 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

We're still numb from the game

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 26, 2010 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

it would be rude and disrespectful not to

::cough, cough, gag::

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Otto would be proud.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 26, 2010 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

in all truthiness

i wouldn’t even let Otto suck my ballz

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Now that's hatred.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 26, 2010 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

_in_tense

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Whats happened to this place

Theres recently been ball sucking, ass kissing, Duncs shoving a cumbersome trophy up another defenseman’s rectum, Im confused

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 26, 2010 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

but the ledge is nice and cozy...

"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "

by jesus christos on Mar 26, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

ahtrap

Fuck you for the 5th Cup comment, but I love you for the rest of it. :*

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by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

MOM'S KISSING A WINGS FAN

Ewwwwwwwwww.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Did I just see tongue???

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Grooooooosssssss

vomit

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Iiiiiiiii saw mommy kissing a wings fan

by the UC balcony last night
she didn’t see me weep
when I saw the winged wheel on the creep
she thought I was passed out
upstairs with my bottle of stout.
Then, I saw mommy tickle the wings fan
on his beer gut so round and soft
Oh, what a laugh it would’ve been
If Bowman had only seen
Mommy kissing a wings fan last night

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

It was a peck!

On the cheek!

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by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

The way some comments

 are interpreted around here, you might want to refrain from the word “cheek” in the future.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.

by cdz3210 on Mar 26, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

But

peck is OK? Please, get in the gutter with me!

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by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

pecker on asscheek?

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

i think SCH just crossed the line

from homoerotic to homopornographic.

PALOMINO.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

palomino heard

and palomino ignored

what makes that specifically “homo?”

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

we were talking about

ahtrap’s cheek.

You’re welcome for the image.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've seen it before

it ain’t all that much to write home about

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by ahtrap on Mar 26, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't have even given that one a Palomino

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 26, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gutter would be a step up

I’m in a worse place known as the Smirnoff Sewer

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.

by cdz3210 on Mar 26, 2010 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thank you

for the full-circle tie-in.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Mar 26, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah but

which cheek?

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you

for justifying my comment.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.

by cdz3210 on Mar 26, 2010 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

it was too easy

I feel shamed. (not really.)

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Here at SCH
Song parodies and sagas
Niches a-plenty

by cliffkoroll on Mar 26, 2010 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

5th cup

Yeah, that almost made me vomit… from envy

by Badgerdano on Mar 26, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

are we really rec'ing this?
Hey, I know EXACTLY how you feel…I mean, my hopes of a 5th Cup in my lifetime are also depending on a rookie goalie…

5 cups vs. 0 cups, you have no idea how he feels….much less “exactly”

The rest of your comment may be ok, but that line enrages me.

"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."

by hackerar on Mar 26, 2010 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

OK, be enraged. Whatever.

But we’re still rec’ing it. That was obviously a friendly jab.

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, I guess it may have been sarcasm

I’m all high strung from that game last night

"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."

by hackerar on Mar 26, 2010 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

No disrespect meant. The setup was just too perfect, like I said, I couldn’t resist…

Look at it from this angle: For one thing, the Hawks aren’t the only ones going in counting on an untested playoff performer to rise to the occasion.

For another, there was a bit of ruefulness to the joke, coming as it did with the thought that the Red Wings’ time is likely done, while the Hawks are the future.

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by ahtrap on Mar 26, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Weird night in the NHL

11 games tonight and in 10 of them the worst team won. Too bad the one win will be the sharks.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.

by cdz3210 on Mar 26, 2010 12:05 AM CDT reply actions  

That's good

They can have Detroit. But we’ll finish 2nd and get them anyway

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by laaarmer on Mar 26, 2010 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Working is a blessing

I didn’t see the game tonight, though it sounds like the slow death I endured putting in overtime at a client’s office was actually a better option. At least I can bill for the time. I’m glad the debate is over, hopefully once and for all. Look, I was rooting for Huet to do well too, a confident backup is a nice card to be able to play in the playoffs. At some point though, the game of musical netminders had to stop, better late than never. You want Huet to get his rhythm back? Then give him an IPass, let him play four or five games in a row in Rockford. If he fails there he’s useless to us come playoff time anyway. Am I way out of line for thinking I want the same goalie night in and night out in the playoffs? While we’re on the subject of consistency, am I the only one that believes a defense’s style suits some goalies better than others, and vice versa? Could it just be that Niemi is a better fit for the way the Hawks play?

Fielders in baseball seem to make more plays for a pitcher who works quickly. I’d buy a similar argument for a team in front of a goaltender. I think the Hawks play tighter (not in the good way) in their own zone with Huet in net, knowing that he’s not likely to bail them out with a big save if they make a mistake. Say what you will about Niemi’s lack of experience – his best game is better than Huet’s, and that makes him the guy. Here’s hoping Cris gets it together, one way or another. We may only need him once during the playoffs, but if he can’t answer the bell that one time, it could be the difference in a series.

Not much time left to find the groove as a team, but I have faith. I think a full blown payback at the UC would be a really good first step.

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by TenMinuteMisconduct on Mar 26, 2010 12:26 AM CDT reply actions  

Another good first step

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by VerStig on Mar 26, 2010 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

I seriously don't get the Rockford shit

Why in the world is everyone so intent on sending Huet to Rockford? The season is almost over, what the fuck could he possibly get of value by being sent down? And really? Crawford? People really think we’d win the Cup with the tandem of Niemi/Crawford?

/head asplodes for real this time.

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The sun never sets on a badass

by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't know what "everyone" is thinking

…but what I’m thinking is we can’t win with Niemi/Crawford, so we need Huet as close to on his game as he can be. Apparently he’s the kind of goalie that needs to get into a rhythm by getting lots and lots of work. The problem is that the Hawks can’t afford to let him get that work when the points are precious and the team’s psyche appears to be less than rock solid. The only way to let him get that work in is to send him somewhere else to do it. It isn’t much different than sending a pitcher down to triple A to let him “work the kinks out”.

I’m not suggesting this will fix him, necessarily. I’m suggesting that IF (capital I, capital F) the thought is that he needs to work out his problems in game situations in order to be ready if needed in the playoffs, let him do in Rockford, not at the UC.

I have no comment about Crawford, other than he was respectable in his start out on the West Coast. Well, except for that whole leaving the net to play the puck thing.

"Eighty-five percent of the fuckin' world's working. The other fifteen come out here." - Lee Elia

by TenMinuteMisconduct on Mar 26, 2010 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry I misunderstood

I thought it was a “permanent” send down.

I don’t know what the answer is — would it build him up or bruise him (his ego) up?

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2010 Troll Collector
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The sun never sets on a badass

by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's all in the packaging

“Cris, we’re going to need you before all this is over, but you need time we don’t have to get your head on straight. Go play 4 or 5 games, play your ass off, and get to feeling good about yourself again. Then come back here and be ready.”

If his ego can’t handle that….I dunno, maybe it’s a lost cause. Goalies need short memories and good habits, imo, and right now he doesn’t have either.

"Eighty-five percent of the fuckin' world's working. The other fifteen come out here." - Lee Elia

by TenMinuteMisconduct on Mar 26, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alright ladies and gents

its been fun, but Im pretty sure my body is about to hit the “off” switch

And I think I passed my liver as it was crying in the corner like a rape victim while I was on my way to the can…Im out

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 26, 2010 12:29 AM CDT reply actions  

The first and last post I read by you today both had to do with bathroom usage. I like the consistency.

by Ban on Mar 26, 2010 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Uhh...

The consistency of your posts that is…

by Ban on Mar 26, 2010 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Down Goes Brown

There is a new post with a fake NBC promotional video. I would have linked it but every time I try I screw it up. The website is downgoesbrown.com. It’s pretty damn funny.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 26, 2010 12:35 AM CDT reply actions  

i actually referenced it earlier today

during the marathon 1000 comment interlude: canada is an island off the coast of north america with 7 6 NHL teams. i didn’t realize it was new.

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 12:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks - I think I have whiplash from the marathon blog.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 26, 2010 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Downgoesbrown Link

http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2010/03/nbc-nhl.html

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.

by cdz3210 on Mar 26, 2010 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hahahahaha

That was awesome and much needed this morning.

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2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass

by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 8:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

ugh

just woke u p to find out that i wasent dreaming this nightmare of a game was true im gonna go cry

look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!

by Zarco on Mar 26, 2010 4:39 AM CDT reply actions  

Well at least the Hawks cliched a playoff spot

“I don’t think anybody played good tonight,” Quenneville added. “(Huet) had a tough night. It can happen, but it was contagious tonight.”
Well No shit!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 26, 2010 5:33 AM CDT reply actions  

Who's got a headache,

I feel bad for Huet, thankfully that didn’t happen at the UC.

The Hawks need to take the day off and stay off the ice.

Rerack and start over tomorrow.

Coach Q ? Stop juggling!

Today will be a waste!

Revenge is a very very very dangerous motivation!

by thepuckstopshere on Mar 26, 2010 7:30 AM CDT reply actions  

I've seen all good people turn their heads each day so dissatisfied with Huet's play ...

The best thing almost famous had going for it was its soundtrack … Now you can hear most of those songs on Chase Bank commercials.

This loss was not the end of the world but, as somebody said earlier, the team better use it as a wake up call. Since we know we’re not going to steal any games based on goaltending, the only way we’re going to go deep into the playoffs is by dominating puck control and making very, very, very few mistakes. If anything, the game last night can be used as a blueprint of what not to do. It’s time for this team to rally around Niemi and get ready to keep him to twenty shots a game. We’ve had a young team for about 4 years now, and after last years semi-cinderella run, this is going to be the first true test for this team to show us what they’ve matured into and what their made of.

by Billy Charlesbois on Mar 26, 2010 7:54 AM CDT reply actions  

Rally around Toews

just tell the fucking target to get in the way of the shot

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 26, 2010 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

bizarro world didn't end last night

now Billy Charlesbois is sounding—GASP—optimistic!

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not quite optimisitc ...

because I think a deep playoff run without a goalie is unlikely. But even I, the site’s Cassandra knows there’s a way to do it. Detroit has pulled it off enough times, but our team may be too young and undisciplined to catpure their success.

by Billy Charlesbois on Mar 26, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

just messing with you

since this is probably the first time you’ve posted anything here that didn’t make me roll my eyes.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Feel free to correct me if I'm completely wrong Billy

but maybe you, like all of us, didn’t see last night’s complete collapse coming and now you might be seeing why we defend Huet on here? It appears to me that you actually have a grasp of the bigger picture.

/opens door, breaths fresh air

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Last night was a pretty big shock ...

I think the game preview on this site pretty much says it all. We were all ready for the Hawks to shellack these guys and start filling up that resevoir of confidence.

I don’t want anybody to get me wrong either. I root for Huet. I wish he was the best goaltender in the league. But everything about that signing, from the price tag, to the fact we already had an overpaid, supposed starter already, to Huet’s play has been a disaster. I know a lot of that’s not his fault, but sometimes things just don’t work out.

by Billy Charlesbois on Mar 26, 2010 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cassandra was right, and no one believed her

That’s different than you stating relatively obvious shit, and demanding to discuss it to death ad infinitum.

I’ll use an analogy. When my younger cousin finally figured out that Great-Uncle Otto was a raging alcoholic, she insisted on discussing it at length at family events. We all knew Great-Uncle Otto was a raging alcoholic, but didn’t want to ruin every family event by discussing it constantly. We all would have like Great-Uncle Otto to reign inthe drinking problem.

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Mar 26, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

what fucking demands?

I chided you for being all proud of your Hockey 101 observations (stuff too elementary for Edzo to bother to show “all you young players out there”) and hoped you’d quit irritating everyone by continuously bringing it up.

My cousin got relegated to the ‘kids’ table’ for several extra years becuase she couldn’t get it

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Mar 26, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Relagated to the kids table?

Now that’s a good influence!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

we had pretty streetsmart kids

seeing someone several years older stuck down with them was enough to tell them this was not a role model to emmulate

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Mar 26, 2010 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure what demands actually ...

You said I demanded everybody to discuss Huet, hockey, or something. I’m not sure what you were talking about specifically, but you seem really upset about it.

Sorry my hockey analysis doesn’t meet your mendoza line. Consider me at the kids table from now on, mommy.

by Billy Charlesbois on Mar 26, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

krome is not Mommy

and don’t you call Trixie “mom” either.

krome is sort of a hardened hockey insider. For whatever reason, he gleans enough enjoyment from the idiot ramblings of us commenters to keep coming back, but with very few exceptions, his knowledge of the game far exceeds nearly everyone else on the board. He’s also a lawyer. Hence, asshole. Don’t take it too personally.

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

an unapologetic asshole (at times), and proud of it

but I do enjoy the interaction with the vast majority of the crowd here, and there’s certainly a lot of other knowledgeable people hanging

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Mar 26, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

u iz dumR

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

and they're the ones who make it fun

along with the newer, but bright and enthusiastic, folk who are picking the game up rather well and at a pretty fast pace – the kind who made coaching fun when I was doing that (giving back to the game and enjoying the fun factor with the next generation, etc.).

I figure I have a couple years before I get back to coaching (the grandkids will be starting to play before long), and I’ll be back to it – this time with my son.

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Mar 26, 2010 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

your grandkids going to continue

the number tradition?

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes - Generation Four of wearing #14 is coming soon

Remember, the coach has the last word on number assignments

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Mar 26, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I sincerely apologize for ...

not giving Mr. Krome Esq the proper deference. I thought people at the kids table were supposed to act up. I guess I’m proud of being an asshole too- and I didn’t even have to go through three years of law school to figure that out (although I did anyway).

by Billy Charlesbois on Mar 26, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lawyers are usually classic assholes going it

Law School is like Navy Seals training for assholes

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Mar 26, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think my bad attitude just cost me a networking opportunity ...

I actually don’t know a lot about fundamentals of hockey. I grew up loving the Hawks and playing ice and roller hockey, but mostly just pick-up games. Now that I think about it, WWW cost me 40 games a year on TV that I could have watched to become a more expert fan. (although I did have season tickets a season). So blame him for my lack of hockey insight. Either way, a honed perspective from sombody whose nickname doesn’t end in “zo” appreciated.

by Billy Charlesbois on Mar 26, 2010 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

How can you play hockey and have season tickets

and not know the fundamentals of hockey? I’ve never played, only been to about 20 games over the years, yet still have managed to pick up the sport to what I feel is an above average understanding of the game.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 26, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, if you're so astute ...

why haven’t you picked up on the fact that I’m a slow learner?

by Billy Charlesbois on Mar 26, 2010 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

i lived right next to a place called

Charlevoix. it was filled with hoodlums.

apropros of your name.

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually I just stole my name ...

from the flick slapshot. He’s the charlestown chief defenseman who always has the busty blondles hanging off him. I always thought it was funny when the announcer mispronounced his name Charlesboy.

by Billy Charlesbois on Mar 26, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Charlevoix in MI?

I just had dinner in Charlevoix, MI tonight

by Katherine215 on Mar 26, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh damn

I think you meant a place and not a city. Never mind

by Katherine215 on Mar 26, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

it used to be a city

but it was amalgamated into greater Montreal about 10 years ago

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 27, 2010 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought you wanted to work on your bad networking?

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 26, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now that was a bad joke. :-)

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 26, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thankfully we play 82 of these

So that abortions like what we saw on the ice today can get erased from the memory quickly. We’ll see you Sunday Columbus.

Have a great day SSC

by Northside_Dan on Mar 26, 2010 8:26 AM CDT reply actions  

Toews is eating drywall right now

He hates his fucking coach. He hates Ovechkin, He hates Wiz, He hates losing, and did I mention that he hates his coach?

They need to follow him.

Fucking Quenneville.

Can’t wait for the next game

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 26, 2010 8:44 AM CDT reply actions  

So...

I just got up and worked my wat through the comments, and I hope the Hawks feel the same hangover I do. Everytime the bjs scored another, it felt like they shot a fist out of that fucking cannon and it cock-puched me. I don’t know if it is true or not, but they said on NHL that they ran out of powder for the cannon last night… fuck.

So anyway… What time is the next game?

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 26, 2010 8:59 AM CDT reply actions  

1. Nobody died

2. Huge props to CBJ for professionalism. Meaningless late-season game, but they played as good a 1st period as I’ve seen in a while. Beat the Hawks everywhere-, especially along the boards.

3. Mason made some large saves early in the 2nd.

4. Much rather lose like this than a 3-2 heartbreaker with Dunc logging another 30 minutes for nothing. These games are easy to put behind you.

5. Speaking of Dunc (full disclosure: serious man-crush). Dammit! On both of Usillyass’s goals he……might have…….but……..didn’t. (When was the last time he was minus 3.)

6. Edzo with a nice Kopecky goal prediction.

7. OTOH, with so much dead time, Edzo’s fake laugh made me want to punch myself in the dick. Show of hands- anyone else find this irritating?

8. Never a big Huey fan- even been called a hater. But I might be the last nut to admit it’s really over. Niemi’s sample size will increase by 30% between now and the playoffs.

by cliffkoroll on Mar 26, 2010 9:00 AM CDT reply actions  

Edzo fake laugh?

2nd try. Am I the only one who notices #7 above?

by cliffkoroll on Mar 26, 2010 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think Keith's Norris trophy was left in Columbus

52 just keeps rolling for WSH.

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 26, 2010 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

best line:

Boynton (to himself): Huh, here’s my chance to look good. If everyone else fucks around, I bet I can pull off a positive Corsi for once.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Insta-rec,

Not only for the continuance of the soap opera, but for working in the "Mrs Hendry workin’ for/on the ma?n angle as well.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 26, 2010 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

BJs

Finally a reason for Kaner to get back and play some defense.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.

by cdz3210 on Mar 26, 2010 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Such subtlety of language!

I can only hope the scheming works.

by shinkicker on Mar 26, 2010 10:16 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

rec'd

for this alone:

Hendry: My Mom told me BJ’s are useful to use when you want something.

Homoerotica not my cup of tea, but this line killed! Bravo!

by cliffkoroll on Mar 26, 2010 9:08 AM CDT reply actions  

I don't think it's homoerotica

What she is saying is that she uses “Blue Jackets” to get what she wants? Am I correct?

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 26, 2010 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, and Sam...

…the picture is AWESOME! Pretty sure I feel better than that guy this morning.

by cliffkoroll on Mar 26, 2010 9:14 AM CDT reply actions  

I suck

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 26, 2010 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

I suck

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 26, 2010 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

did you paste it in the box that appears after you click on the “image” icon?

by K_Dog on Mar 26, 2010 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

first time I did.

I have found to stick with what you know, which for me is not that much, but hey at least I know that.

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 26, 2010 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

one mor etime

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 26, 2010 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

hold on

its not you…there’s something wrong with the photobucket link

by K_Dog on Mar 26, 2010 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

I still suck

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 26, 2010 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

okay, for whatever reason

doing it that way won’t work with that link and the insert image function. I don’t know anything about html so I can’t explain it to you. But here is how I got it to work:

Bring up the image in photobucket you want to use
Sroll down to the “Share this image” box
Click on the one that says “Direct Link” (it will automatically copy it for you)
Click on the “image” icon in the blog posting screen
Paste in the box where it asks you for the url
Click preview and you should see the photo

by K_Dog on Mar 26, 2010 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

or

just try copying and pasting this one for practice:

http://hockeyautos.bravehost.com/setlarmer.jpg

by K_Dog on Mar 26, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 26, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

K_Dog

Muchas thankas

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 26, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

You did it!

First the ‘z’ and now posting pictures, all in the span of two days time. You are now ready to conquer the world.

glad to help

by K_Dog on Mar 26, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh! Now you need to remember to put a title!!!

baby steps to the elevator. almost there!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

See my commant so far above

baby stan imitating Daddy

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 26, 2010 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

More silver lining...

…day two with the ‘z’ key, and I still got me a chubby.

by cliffkoroll on Mar 26, 2010 9:40 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL, good for you!

by K_Dog on Mar 26, 2010 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Me too

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 26, 2010 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

For those who will not/ could not/ too tired

to go through last nights 1500 comment post, there was this exchange

As bad as it is to say Can we look at this as a possible positive that anyone who had Huets back before this game no longer has a leg to stand on. This is pathetic. And of course I’m not putting alll of the blame on Huet (he did face a penalty shot) but anyone who tries to back him up from this point on should be referred to this thread.
by jeff021690 on Mar 25, 2010 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Followed by this response,
Yes you are 100% correct We should all cheer against him. I also feel that Kopecky had a good game, so from now on I am going to cheer against Hossa, Toews and Kane because that just makes complete sense too. You win. We lose. What idiots we were for wanting all the players on on our team to be successful. Pathetic.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 9:00 AM CDT up reply Unrec? 1
Says quite a bit about two completely different sets of “fan” types to me

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Mar 26, 2010 10:11 AM CDT reply actions  

Bandwagoners would be preferable

to the fan who cheers against his team’s players.

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Man Fuck this

Hangovers blow. I passed out and had this crazy dream. We were in Columbus and the Hawks all sent their less talented clones to play and stayed home (the clones were like Bitch Stewie from Family Guy). Apparently 8 goals were given up, and Bitch Kopecky and Bitch Burish scored, and Bitch Kaner didnt have a shot on goal. This was a booze induced dream right? We got our two points and walked out of there unscathed, right?

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 26, 2010 10:29 AM CDT reply actions  

Program Note for anyone that's interested

Comcast will be replaying last night’s debacle at 12:30 today.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.

by cdz3210 on Mar 26, 2010 11:02 AM CDT reply actions  

all copies of that game should be erased

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 26, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

why???

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think

Our 3 alkies did something really, really, really bad and we are all being punished.

2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass

by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

we have to answer

for our 2000+ comments yesterday

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 26, 2010 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

it's almost 3000

if you add the Pre-Game Thread, the GDT, and this together, it was 2800 before 3 am.

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

you're just

trying to deflect attention away from the fact that you were— you were— FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah

there is that.

2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass

by Trixietrx on Mar 26, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

The preceding was a warning from the Emergency Broadcast System

if this been an actually emergency, you would have been instructed to turn off all broadcast stations in your area. The attention signal cannon fire you just heard would have been followed by official information heads asploding, news this just in, Huet sucks LOLZ!, or instructions mass destruction.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know

I set up the Parental lock so I don’t accidentally come across it while channel surfing.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.

by cdz3210 on Mar 26, 2010 11:07 AM CDT reply actions  

Reply Fail

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.

by cdz3210 on Mar 26, 2010 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

the highlight of last night

Edzo – “That was a great call on Niemi’s save last night. I was talking with a young hawk fan and he asked me if NIIEEEEMII!!! was starting tonight, and I SAIDNO!”

Hilarious

"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."

by hackerar on Mar 26, 2010 11:47 AM CDT reply actions  

I thought it was

when he made that awful Umberger joke.

“I could use one of those right now. An Umberger. mumble mumble starvin’ marvin mumble mumble”

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

that was awesome

definitely highlight of the night

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

if it makes anyone feel any better.....

There was a poll of 50 nhl players and the results were shown on ESPN.com (insider)…

We didn’t need the Olympics to confirm the bond between hockey and our northern neighbor. When we asked a sample of 50 NHLers a few pressing questions about their sport, “Anywhere in Canada” was offered 47 times — in response to six different questions. Don’t worry, though, our panel of pros got in their share of crosschecks, too.

There were 20 questions, and the last one was “Who will win the Stanley Cup?” (not sure when the poll was taken, probably during the olympic break).

The league’s points leaders in mid-March, the Sharks and Caps, claim 16 percent of the vote apiece. But that makes them only second runners-up. The defending champ Penguins get 18 percent. And the hands-down winner? With 32 percent, your Chicago Blackhawks! Says a previous Cup-holder: “They remind me of Pittsburgh from a year ago.”

STANLEY CUP FAVORITE:
1. Chicago Blackhawks: 32 percent
T2. Pittsburgh Penguins and San Jose Sharks: 16 percent
4. Washington Capitals: 14 percent
T5. Detroit Red Wings and New Jersey Devils: 8 percent
7. Anaheim Ducks: 6 percent

"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."

by hackerar on Mar 26, 2010 12:02 PM CDT reply actions  

out of curiosity

Did they do this poll last season and if so, who was the favorite then?

Also, can we confirm that at least 50% of the players polled weren’t a) Blackhawks, and b) suffering from concussion-like symptoms?

Finally, not sure I trust the integrity of the poll, based on the lack of editorial quality—the quote says Sharks & Caps are tied with 16% and Penguins get 18%, but the results below that show Pens and Sharks tied at 16% and the Caps at 14%.

And the Ducks are listed. They’re probably not even making the playoffs anymore.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

This poll was taken before Wisniewski

was suspended. Up until then, don’t you think the Ducks were a front runner? haha

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.

by cdz3210 on Mar 26, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, my bad

I failed to realize that— clearly Wisniewski was going to lead the Ducks to the promised land. I mean, I don’t get it. They hand a goon like Ovechkin 2 measly games but a superstar like Wisniewski gets eight friggin’ games? The league was clearly plotting against the Ducks’ playoff run—and obviously a lot of it is because they’re so anti-American.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

What this team needs is..

MORE MARKETING. Seriously, all these commercials, PR events, Jay Leno show, autograph signings bullshit needs to stop. Start to focus on hockey and hockey only. Looking at you, McDonough

Lets Go Hawks!

by CubsBall2202 on Mar 26, 2010 1:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Houston, we have detected the problem!

Marketing is KILLING this team! Looking at you PR department. Concession stand department, consider yourself on notice.

Send them to Rockford! Problem solved!
LMAO, but hey at least it’s a new angle. What a day!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure that marketing

helped us sign, Kaner, Tazer, and Duncs to extended contracts

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Mar 26, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't intend this to be as mean as it sounds, but.........

I hate this opinion and I’ve heard it from quite a few people (not at SCH necessarily). These guys practice for a couple hours and then go home, or they are playing a game and then going to a hotel. It’s not like any of the players are stretched too thin to do a PR event. I really don’t think PR events are causing substandard play. Look at Huet, he hasn’t played well and I haven’t seen him do any PR events.

The guys had plenty of time during their day to do the Leno Show (I think it was on an off day).

Let me reiterate, these guys have tons of time in their day for this stuff and they don’t do it everyday, it isn’t the problem.

"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."

by hackerar on Mar 26, 2010 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Almost Famous

I agree, but only because some wildly creepy professor made us watch it in critical fashion and write a paper on it. Why do you like it less each time you watch it?

by OMFS88 on Mar 26, 2010 1:54 PM CDT reply actions  

on the other hand

I’ve never seen the movie, but I notice that is has an almost cultish following in some circles. I am wondering why that is.

by K_Dog on Mar 26, 2010 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I only saw it once - but thought it rather well done

Kate Hudson was adorable in it

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Mar 26, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

What do you love about music?

To begin with, everything.

If you don’t get that, you probably won’t get the movie, although it is pretty cool to see this kid live every high schooler’s dream.

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, yes I see where you’re coming from. Consider this film added to the long list of movies I should have seen already but will try to see in the future.

by K_Dog on Mar 26, 2010 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good movie and better soundtrack

It has lost some of it’s luster but I think it’s because of Kate Hudson not doing anything but shit movies after this.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.

by cdz3210 on Mar 26, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is the thread going to be this insane every time we lose?

Everyone needs to get their hands on some ska. Can’t be mad listening to ska unless you see some white dude skanking.

They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em!

by ZootSuitZombie on Mar 26, 2010 2:20 PM CDT reply actions  

that's just CNS off in the corner

doing his thing

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, now you decide to be funny

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

been saving up my wit

since last june

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

now he's done

for the next 49 years.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Mar 26, 2010 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

you kill me chi

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

But I'm sure you're funny in real life

unlike me who had BigC go out of his way to mention to everyone that I’m actually not funny! Ain’t that a bitch.
(no one ever believes the warning)

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

My gf picked the perfect night to force me to see Alvin Ailey

and deny me the pleasure of watching this bloodbath. I am certain that watching ripped, half-naked bald men dance with chairs was more entertaining than this joke of a game.

by v-piece on Mar 26, 2010 2:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Ummm, No

I would rather watch every game from the 2003-04 season than go to see ripped, half-naked bald men dance with chairs.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.

by cdz3210 on Mar 26, 2010 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would rather watch Game 6 of the 2003 NLCS over and over and over

than ever in my own words describe any man in that way at any time!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 26, 2010 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

My Baseball Equivilant

would be Game 5 of the 1984 NLCS against the Padres.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.

by cdz3210 on Mar 26, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

My baseball equivalent

would be game 7 of the 1945 World Series. First inning bitch slap on down.

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Both very painfull for those who bleed blue in the summer

Either Leon’s “gatorade” miss at first, or that inning that happened at Wrigley.

ughhh……………..I need a beer or thirty now!

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 26, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

guess what

it’s beer:30. you’re in luck.

Why... Why are you never funny?

by meeshak on Mar 26, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wrong. It's never a good time for that

"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".

by whiskeyboy on Mar 27, 2010 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good Afternoon All, TGIF after another glorious fucking week

here’s to a great weekend (tomorrow night being a reg W with the kicker)

and Fuck Scum

If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 26, 2010 2:58 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm in

"All questions must be submitted in writing"

by laaarmer on Mar 26, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what my day needed

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Mar 26, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anybody else notice

the MS Paint job that Killion posted as a Fan Post that’s now on the sidebar? Strangely appropriate… but it was from almost exactly a year ago!

To quote the Two Line Pass article that was linked to it:

“Oh look here’s Rick Nash.”

by VerStig on Mar 26, 2010 6:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Can you paste a link please? Couldn't find it

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's under Related Fan Shots

Sorry, I said Fan Post. I’m kind of afraid for pointing this out since it runs the risk of troll feeding, but I already let the cat out of the bag.

by Matthew Dirt
about 1 year ago

by VerStig on Mar 26, 2010 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ahh thanks

I actually have that photo saved on my computer. Love it. I doubt any trolls are dumb enough to comment on a year old fanshot, right? Right?? LOL

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 26, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was without a doubt, the worst hockey game I have ever attended

I need not go into the details itself, but it was much more painful to watch in person. When the best thing that happened all night was Boyton being able to break his stick clean in two on the net, it’s a bad, bad game.

- That cannon is loud – and I made a point of sitting as far away as possible. After the fourth or fifth Jackets goal, the looks of death I was getting from my gf every time they scored was chilling.
- Aside from every single player on this team playing like crap, perhaps the one thing that pissed me off the most was the way Burish celebrated his goal like he scored an OT winner. They can sit his ass in the press box for all I care
- The arena was about half empty, with about a third of the crowd being Hawks fans. The sad thing was, folks started filing out about halfway through the third, and the bulk of them were Jackets fans. I don’t know what the damn hurry was – there wasn’t a parking issue. What a bunch of winners those folks were. We stayed until the painful end. I figured I paid for the ticket and I was hoping for a little rough stuff at the end. T’was not to be.
- To add insult to injury, it started snowing on the way out of the arena, and the power was out in my hotel. Bleah.

On a positive note, I got some really awesome pictures during warmups. Columbus is a nice city. That’s it, that’s all I got.

P.S. I’ll blame Huet’s performance on the jackass Hawks fan who wrote on a fucking feedbag (for a sign? really?) “We Want Niemi” and held it up during warmups. You got your wish asshole – hope you were sitting under the cannon!

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Mar 27, 2010 12:06 AM CDT reply actions  

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