Otherwise known as:
(sorry, I couldn't paste the whole thing here... SBN wouldn't let me)
As Sam posted in his... um, post... today:
Coach Q has tried Kris Versteeg at center at least four or five times over the past two seasons. Most of these experiments have lasted a period or two at most. Why are we doing this again? And why are we pairing him with Kane, who needs the puck? What use will Kane be when he was to watch Steeger over stickhandle and put everyone offisides? What. The. Fuck?
In conclusion, the implication clearly was that Q had invented something, namely the aforementioned... thing. This is my attempt to clone it.
Instructions for use:
- Click the button
If anyone feels a need to add any of the following (or something else), give a shout below and either I do something if I'm not feeling lazy, or somebody else can shamelessly copy it. It's pretty much open source.
- D men pairings
- Forcing centers to center
- No-scratch list
- Days of Our Offense writer robot
* Special thanks to ChicagoNativeSon for suggesting that "We need an online random line generator" and BigCSouthside... just because.