There May Be Oil, Under Rockall - Oilers @ Blackhawks - Preview, Game Thread, Showcase Showdown
by Matthew Dirt on Mar 3, 2010 4:47 PM CST
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Game Time: 7:30 PM Central
TV/Radio: CSN/WGN
Buyers Domain: The Copper & Blue
Now the meatballs have nothing left to hope for... Unless they'd like to start calling for Corey Crawford to be called up from the Hogs I guess. We know we're "stuck" with Cristobal Huet and Antti Niemi for the remainder of the season. And don't let them get you down, there are worse places to be.. like in Edmonton for example, where their new free agent goaltender (and our dear old friend) is currently facing jail time (Side note - if Khabby goes to jail, does he still count against the cap? I guess it helps he was already on IR). We'll spare you another lecture why the goalie situation is overblown - we've been over it a thousand times and if you don't agree with us now, there is probably nothing that we or anyone else can say that will end up changing your mind. So it goes
What we will tell you is that the Hawks didn't make a mistake by not moving someone today. I'm sure they tried and if something had presented itself then I'm sure they would have jumped. One problem they likely had was an asking price that was simply far too steep. Right now this team is stacked from top to bottom with skaters but clearly not fully set in goal. Other teams know this and aren't going to go easy on the Hawks - they're going to try to get the absolute most out of a team. What would you be willing to give up to get Tomas Vokoun? McClure said last night he hoped Bowman wouldn't act rashly and overpay - he didn't. That's good news right? Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew.
What we have now, are two goalies who can stop worrying about being traded and start to get their games on track again. Neither looked good last night (particularly Niemi though). I can't imagine what it's like to worry about an upcoming trade but I'd imagine it doesn't lend itself to fully focusing on stopping a little rubber puck. Likewise all the other players like Versteeg (yeah.. no exclamation again) and Buff can hopefully stop thinking about a trade. Lets just assume Seabrook was worried about a trade as well for some reason and can get his head right again because I think we're all getting a little tired of his play lately.
On to tonight.. our opponents weren't nearly as quiet today. The Oilers are getting Matt Marquardt, Ryan Jones, Aaron Johnson (remember him?), a couple picks, and in probably the "biggest" move of the day - getting Ryan Whitney for Lubomir Visnovsky. So this team will have some holes in it tonight. None bigger though than the one left by the fact that Sheldon Souray is out for the season after getting an infection in his hand after surgery... which just sounds gross. I guess he should have listened to his doctor when he told him to avoid "punching the cabbie" for at least a month after the operation.
There's not really much to say about the Oilers.. they're bad. Really bad. Phenomenally bad. Give Dany Heatley some credit - he was right to stay the hell away from this team. There really isn't any good reason the Hawks shouldn't walk out of this game with 2 points after 60 minutes of play. That's not to say it's a Mark Messier guarenteed win because we've seen the Hawks lose games they absolutely should have won - but losing two games in a row to the Islanders and Oilers would be really depressing and I don't think Toews will stand for it. Lets hope not anyway.
And don't think we aren't going to end this without passing up one last opportunity to tell you to buy a copy of Committed Indian tonight. Sam and his minions will be in all the usual spots. McClure and I however will be at The Bottom Lounge starting the drinking and eating early. We'll of course be there after as well and you should be too. You don't have to go to the game, you don't even have to buy a copy of the Indian (though it helps), you just have to show up and drink. The Bottom Lounge is at 1375 W. Lake St. - we'll be upstairs and there will be evidently be drink specials and of course all kinds of good times. They run a bus to and from the game so you really have no excuse not to be there.
Lets Go Hawks
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I would happy with jus a meatball in net
after last night’s antics.
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
anttics?
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
by meeshak on Mar 3, 2010 5:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I ran out of T's and the word "be'
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
by ccm on Mar 3, 2010 5:19 PM CST up reply actions
wait a minute it is "antics"
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
by ccm on Mar 3, 2010 5:24 PM CST up reply actions
I see what you did there
but apparently your “stealth humor” doesn’t work on ccm. His radar doesn’t detect it.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 5:32 PM CST up reply actions
stealthy.....very stealthy.......
and I enjoy meeshak’s humor
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
by ccm on Mar 3, 2010 5:33 PM CST up reply actions
So honestly ccm
you felt my rant was misplaced? It might have been over the top, but the guy has gotten in my face in the past and after last night’s game I was in quite the fowl mood, and he put me over the top.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 5:37 PM CST up reply actions
if that was from last night
I truly understand………..after that nightmare of a game with our "unprepared goalies’ my dog looked at me funny last night and immediately canceled the peanut butter game!
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
by ccm on Mar 3, 2010 5:40 PM CST up reply actions
Not sure if you follow the cubs at all
but that guy is loathed at bleedcubbieblue for his histrionics and dickheadish demeanor
by EamusCatuli23 on Mar 3, 2010 5:47 PM CST up reply actions
standing down
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
by ccm on Mar 3, 2010 5:52 PM CST up reply actions
Didn't know that but doesn't surprise me
I’m sure he gets along with people soooo well in real life too. Loathed and 4,500 comments. He really doesn’t listen to other then, eh?
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 5:53 PM CST up reply actions
Here are the BCB Fan Commenter Awards
as voted on by the commenters. You’ll never guess which awards BLou won. Take a look….
http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2010/2/14/1310641/the-envelope-please-the-first-ever
Some of the rants at that site involving BLou are epic
by EamusCatuli23 on Mar 3, 2010 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
don't sit down yet...
That was good
and his one single comment “I’d like to thank the voters and tell them to pound sand”
Perfect
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 6:15 PM CST up reply actions
When "pound sand" just won't do......
there’s always “pound sand up your ass”
"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."
Yes
you could have filled up this thread with links to examples of that (esp from the BCB blog).
I commend you for your restraint though. Obviously I don’t quite have that gift.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 4, 2010 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
that is over the top funny
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
by ccm on Mar 3, 2010 6:16 PM CST up reply actions
oh well
we have a pretty good thing going in BLou’s moronic fanpost
All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on. Pick up your trophy.
I actually didn't know he had this rep when I posted that
I thought I was messing with some icon that most everyone loved and respected (but I couldn’t figured out why). Guess I read that completely wrong. Prob the reason I’m not in marketing or advertising.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 6:34 PM CST up reply actions
You can't expect much
from a guy whose name is also a subtle nod to the Quebecois-Canuck Crybaby, Roberto Luongo.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 7:31 PM CST up reply actions
Sheldon Souray is out for the season after getting an infection in his hand
Did he put it in the wrong limo girl?
Hygene is important.
u mean the limo with the alleged hockey players
you know they had thier shirts off for some guys dressed as women……..
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
by ccm on Mar 3, 2010 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
I agree...The goaltending situation is overblown.
Just look at the regular season stats of some of the previous Stanley Cup winners:
08-09 – Fleury – 2.67 / .912
07-08 – Osgood – 2.09 / .917
06-07 – Giguere – 2.26 / .918
05-06 – Ward – 3.68 / .882
How are any of these season’s all that much better?
Khabby
the lower body injury prison jokes write themselves.
I wouldn’t mind seeing the Seabrook/Keith pairing split up for a short time. I think they’ve just got a little mentally complacent and could benefit from being forced to be a little more cerebral on the ice. I wouldn’t want to see a permanent split, but a temporary one could be healthy.
I was thinking the same thing re: splitting up Marlboro 72 until he gets his mojo back
With the thought that perhaps getting Seabrook away from the opposing teams best skaters might allow him to get some confidence back through some more open passing lanes. He doesn’t look tired, he just looks like he’s had a few bad turnovers and it has destroyed his confidence which leads to more bad turnovers
Tremendously tremendous
I'm cool with not moving Huet/Niemi
Actually, if these guys make a deep Cup run, the value for the movable players (Steeg, Buff et al) will go up, making the clearance-for-cap-room plan easier to swallow.
(Incidentally: the way it looks, there wasn’t a whole lot of quality going around. Like the post says: the price might not have been right.)
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 3, 2010 5:44 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I love chicago tribune live
Someone asked david kaplan which young prospects he thought they would have had to give up for a goaltender and he said jack skille.
They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em!
haha. I love our local print media. They're so insightful when it comes to the NHL
Tremendously tremendous
What would it take to make Kaplan GM of Detroit?
Then we could cherry pick from the SCUM like they did from us for most of our existence until the O6 expanded.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 6:37 PM CST up reply actions
back in the early years
the Norris family (effectively) owned both the Detroit & Chicago teams – so using both rosters to stack one team wasn’t such a stretch. And the Norris clan was more fond of the Scum, so it got the stacking in its favor.
by krome on Mar 3, 2010 8:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
yes, that was my point
i was too lazy to explain
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
Old man Norris always hated the Blackhawks...
Kinda like old man potter hated the Bailey building and loan…
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
Speaking of media:
Here’s Pierre McGuire from the tsn.ca website:
“The Blackhawks didn’t identify their goaltending as being a problem. I think potentially, if they don’t win the Cup, goaltending will be their downfall.”
There you go, meatheads. If you think dumping Huet was a horrible call, you agree with… Pierre McGuire. (Violate SCH Commandment No. 5 — Thou shalt hate Pierre McGuire — or abandon meatheadedness. Soul-searching time, people.)
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 3, 2010 5:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions
should be "not dumping Huet"
Stupid blackberry/user.
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 3, 2010 5:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The Copper & Blue Preview is hilarious
Read the whole preview, but here’s a piece:
I’m not at all convinced that the team the Oilers are icing tonight would be favoured to beat the Rockford Icehogs (36-23-5 in the AHL), a team that’s having a “Cereal Bowl Night.” And if you can’t beat a team having “Cereal Bowl Night” you sure as hell can’t beat the Chicago Blackhawks. If this isn’t an embarrassing crush I’ll be upset.
Best post of the day
behind every single one of mine of course
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 7:00 PM CST up reply actions
The whole Copper & Blue thread is a barrel of laughs.
My favorite of the comments: “Jeff Deslauriers will go on the injured report as "out indefinitely – gunshot.”
by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 3, 2010 7:08 PM CST up reply actions
huet
Just shot a wicked backhand into the net during warmups. He has been playing the wrong position all along.
by Esquire02 on Mar 3, 2010 7:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Hey everyone
It’s good to be here. I’m going to make a sandwich and then I’ll be right back.
Unless its Hjam and cheese
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 3, 2010 7:24 PM CST up reply actions
Actually turkey
Which reminds me. we need a player whose nickname is “Turkey”
Could work
Let’s try it tonight and see if it sticks
I wish I knew Photoshop better
I was going to submit a Lady GaGa inspired “Tazerface” image, but I suck with editing software.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
Yeech
Tazer bobblehead looks like Sidney
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
http://www.ndsportstalk.com/nd1.php
Needs Sopcast and IE or IE Tab within Firefox.
How about a beer?
What’s the recommendation?
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
We dont have beer
we have tequila. its like beer
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 3, 2010 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
OK
Three tequilas. “My little buttercup has the sweetest smile…”
..."He's good."
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Mar 3, 2010 8:15 PM CST up reply actions
Oh God
Why does Evergreen Kia’s commercial get play? If I paid CSN more than Evergreen Kia, would they not play the nightmare-fuel encrusted commercial?
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
That's the reason the US didn't win goal
we needed a better video coach
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 7:37 PM CST reply actions
er, gold
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 7:37 PM CST up reply actions
It doesn't annoy him at all.
Just you.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Shit, typo
This sandwich is fucking killing me
Yeah, this is nice.
I figured they’d do something to honor them.
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
WTF is Seabrook grinning for
What did he get, 6min of ice time per game
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 3, 2010 7:40 PM CST reply actions
2 penalty minutes man
important contribution
SCH's Resident Anti-Pierre McGuire Jihadist
by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 7:41 PM CST up reply actions
He won a GOLD MEDAL
It doesn’t matter of how you do it, it’s if. He’s been a great player this season and deserved to be there and eventhough he didn’t receive much ice-time as whole in that tournament he was more than deserving recipient of the GOLD MEDAL.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
10 mins ago one of my kids said "Seabs had a bad Olympics"
when they were showing the Olympians’ stats. I asked him “Would you prefer being the worst guy on the best team in the world, or the best guy on the Oilers?” He got the point.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 7:52 PM CST up reply actions
6 mins per game more than me
and I’ve got a shit eating grin on my face watching this
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 7:41 PM CST reply actions
reply fail to B5FF
ugh I’m having an Islanders night and the game hasn’t even begun
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 7:43 PM CST up reply actions
USA lost; rub it in…
"Why does Jay Cutler look so bad running these awful plays behind an incompetent offensive line?" - VeryFakeAlDavis
@NHL_Oilers has Moreau out and Comrie a healthy scratch.
Taken with their defensive… shortcomings, I’m wondering why they didn’t just ice a whole AHL team.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 3, 2010 7:42 PM CST reply actions
You know, I don't want to sound unpatriotic or nothing
But “O Canada” is simply a better song than “The Star-Spangled Banner”
Always thought our anthem should be “America the Beautiful”
isnt it God Save The Queen with different lyrics ?
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 3, 2010 7:44 PM CST up reply actions
The tune of the national anthem is actually based on an english drinking song
SCH's Resident Anti-Pierre McGuire Jihadist
by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
That should have been in reply to Brian C
reply fail
SCH's Resident Anti-Pierre McGuire Jihadist
by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
You're still in the same comment nest
You’re good.
Why do i have a feeling
we give that rookie his first win tonight..
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 3, 2010 7:44 PM CST reply actions
Dubnyk's numbers
0-6-1 with a 4.17 GAA and a .869 SV%
My fuckin’ word.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Holy Schinkes!
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
I didn’t like that pass by Dunc. He’s been making more and more nervous these last weeks.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
it was dumb - throw it in front of his own net
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 3, 2010 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
At least he didn't do it Sunday.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
limit on number of times you can use that one ?
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 3, 2010 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
More salt
on my still gaping wound please
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
Noted
Zero jackasses booing O Canada. That’s novel.
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 3, 2010 7:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions
And commendable.
Wouldn’t it have been great if Frazz passed it to the sniper breaking for an open net instead of trying to wrap it around?
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
Seconded.
Great to see the ovation the GOLD MEDALISTS got from the UC Faithful.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
In my (albeit limited) experience
the number of jackasses is pretty limited. I was at the UC for the first playoff game vs. Calgary last year and 99.99% of the crowd was duly respectful.
actually
the boos occurred during the montage sequence. urgh. they cheered for the canadians though, so I guess there’s some sort of separation of country and team at work or something.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 3, 2010 11:34 PM CST up reply actions
They didnt get that memo
SCH's Resident Anti-Pierre McGuire Jihadist
by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 7:52 PM CST up reply actions
How can a team with this level of talent not produce on the PP?
I don’t get it.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
If skating with a toepick puts me on my face, I can only imagine what it must be like with those boats.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
Someone forgot to pack the clownshoes for the trip to NY, but they remembered them tonight.
Tremendously tremendous
The shoes of the clown
when there’s no one around
by the wolf on Mar 3, 2010 7:53 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Sopel out again tonight?
can we please just get him one of these?
SCH's Resident Anti-Pierre McGuire Jihadist
damn that was huge, sorry
SCH's Resident Anti-Pierre McGuire Jihadist
by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
no biggie
bahaha
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
Which one is he? Raphael or Donatello?
"Why does Jay Cutler look so bad running these awful plays behind an incompetent offensive line?" - VeryFakeAlDavis
by TrialsBass on Mar 3, 2010 7:57 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Cowabunga!
and rec’d.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
Looks like standard CPS teacher issue.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
Hurt Locker would be a great nickname for Sopel
If he didn’t look like such a catfish.
by HungryHungryPanda on Mar 3, 2010 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
just watched that two nights ago
pretty bad ass
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
I thought it was SLovak for
FAIL
SCH's Resident Anti-Pierre McGuire Jihadist
by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
There are many nuances to Slovakian.
It really has many meanings. I’m sure I’ll have plenty of opportunities to share them with you this evening.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
he could've charged the net there and created a scoring opp
and instead he skated right out of the play
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
Apropos of what we were talking about up-thread
Maybe we can start a rumor that “Kopecky” is Slovak for “Turkey”. I think people will believe it. This could catch.
cause isn't that where the "peck"
in Ko-peck-y is derived from? Etymology my man
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
I assume someone told them they are playing the Oilers before the game right?
this should be a curb stomping
SCH's Resident Anti-Pierre McGuire Jihadist
russellguldin
can you please put a title on your photos so they can be closed?
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
Evening dudes and dudetts.
Looks like last night is carrying over.
First you get de sugar, den you get de power, den you get de women
Like a fucking hangover.
Welcome aboard.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
Howdy Russ
How’s the comic box treating you? (this is not a sex pun, for those unfamiliar with the term)
First you get de sugar, den you get de power, den you get de women
IT's going all right
I might have to cut back a skosh; we’re looking at buying a house and need to save some bank.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
You read anything good lately?
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
eh...
Blackest Night is cool. Siege is cool. Guardians o the Galaxy is rockin. I just picked up the whole run of Diggle’s “The Losers” in preperation for the movie…that’s some good shit.
First you get de sugar, den you get de power, den you get de women
I just read the first trade of Losers
it was very solid; I like Diggle and Jock together; they kicked ass on Green Arrow: Year One. Blackest Night is going very well. I have been really liking all of the Deadpool stuff. Way is hilarious!
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
I dig Hit Monkey
The other ’Pool stuff is just kinda meh. I just finished “Ante Up,” and I think the movie is gonna rock some socks. As will “Kick Ass”
First you get de sugar, den you get de power, den you get de women
I'm not totally sold on "Kick Ass"
Some of the stuff in that book can’t be put on screen w/o an X-rating. I love when DP and Spidey team up. There was a screw up with my pull box and a lot of stuff was left out, so now I have this huge stack to read, somewhere near 50 issues. I’m probably going to save Greek Street for the summer; I don’t think I’ll have time to get around to it any sooner.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
I hear ya.
I was at Wizard World this past summer, and was at Millar’s panel when he showed us about 20 minutes of the movie. All I gots to say is: wow.
First you get de sugar, den you get de power, den you get de women
I do think Losers will work, though
I haven’t looked at the cast yet, but for some reason I think Brad Pitt would kick ass as Cougar.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, well, that’s, like, your opinion, man.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
just a garbage game
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 3, 2010 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
Edzo sounds so much happier to be doing Hawks games than he was during the Olympics
Guess there was a ban on him getting stoned in Vancouver.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
Which is kind of odd, if you think about it.
First you get de sugar, den you get de power, den you get de women
Is there such a thing as...
even strength clownshoes?
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
I feel like im watching team Russia.....vs Team Russia
its that bad
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by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 8:15 PM CST up reply actions
They might look like this
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 8:15 PM CST up reply actions
Ultimate Clown Shoe/Skates
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
by cdz3210 on Mar 3, 2010 8:19 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
Thats the best one ive seen
and rec’d
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by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
That is superior to anything I could ever contribute.
Well worth the rec.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
Whoa
I have nightmares that start just like that.
First you get de sugar, den you get de power, den you get de women
thank god there is only 40min left
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 3, 2010 8:16 PM CST reply actions
I'm bored.
I can’t remember the last time I said that about a ’Hawks game.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
Garbage paper for a garbage game. Fitting.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
Hate to say it
but me too… there have been times that they’ve struggled but were still entertaining — hopefully they’re just getting it restarted/rebooted.
I can see it now...
Oilers win 1-0 in a shoot out…
"Why does Jay Cutler look so bad running these awful plays behind an incompetent offensive line?" - VeryFakeAlDavis
Oh god don't say that.
Seeing how we’re playing tonight, you’ll end up being prophetic.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 3, 2010 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
That might've been the most uninspiring period of hockey
I’ve seen all season.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
This is like the opening of the season
They start out slow for a few games before things fall into place. I’m not going to worry too much.
Somebody wake me up when the next period starts.
First you get de sugar, den you get de power, den you get de women
That guy in the background is weird
"Why does Jay Cutler look so bad running these awful plays behind an incompetent offensive line?" - VeryFakeAlDavis
Intermissions should only be used for pissing and getting beer
not jumpin around like a goober to get on TV
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by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
“Can I have Your Mouthguard?”
“I want to meet Patrick Kane”
Tell me that’s not a restraining order waiting to happen.
"Why does Jay Cutler look so bad running these awful plays behind an incompetent offensive line?" - VeryFakeAlDavis
oops
“My goal is to meet Patrick Kane”
"Why does Jay Cutler look so bad running these awful plays behind an incompetent offensive line?" - VeryFakeAlDavis
Which one?
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
See above. The tall guy who waves in short but fast movements is a little creepy too.
"Why does Jay Cutler look so bad running these awful plays behind an incompetent offensive line?" - VeryFakeAlDavis
These are the same people who get up before the whistle to go take a piss
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by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
i dont get up to piss
what if i miss the beer guy while i am gone ?
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 3, 2010 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
Thats when you have a "Beer Proxy" to act in your place
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by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
Shirley Jones tomorrow night in Aurora
Who’s with me ?
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 3, 2010 8:30 PM CST reply actions
Funny sidebar in re Khabby
If he does time on his DUI, he would be in the care of Sheriff Joe Apario — he of the pink underwear and green bologna.
That is all. Carry on.
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 3, 2010 8:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
That was the name of my 3rd album
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 3, 2010 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
Hossa!!
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Them polocks are pretty good
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 3, 2010 8:39 PM CST reply actions
That was damned fast!
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
they played it last night on Lonnng Gisland
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 3, 2010 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
My wife started singing it
when Toews scored in the gold medal game. Can’t say I disapproved.
Brouwer
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by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
It was an anomoly
he reverted to his old self with that turnover
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 3, 2010 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
Curses!
I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for you damn nosy posts…
First you get de sugar, den you get de power, den you get de women
You know,
one of the small pleasures of being a ‘Hawks fan is that our PA guy doesn’t do the whole “PPPPPPOOOOOWWWWWEEEEERRRR PPPPPLLLLAAAAYYYYY!!!!!” bit.
And/or expect the crowd to do silly dances
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Sharp looks good at the point
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 3, 2010 8:47 PM CST reply actions
That's the sound of steel screaming
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
I keep thinking the Oil's goalie is named "Dudenick"
First you get de sugar, den you get de power, den you get de women
Okay
Just who was on PP there?
"Why does Jay Cutler look so bad running these awful plays behind an incompetent offensive line?" - VeryFakeAlDavis
Breaking out an oldie but a goodie
Powerplay Mullet!
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
I don't want to jinx it
but Buff is clearly trying tonight.
How many Kopeckys were on that PP unit ?
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 3, 2010 8:51 PM CST reply actions
The PP turns them all into Kopecky
Its like feeding a gremlin after midnight
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by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
How many juicy rebounds
does this goalie have to give up before the ’Hawks poke one in?
how many you want?
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 3, 2010 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
My dick just screamed.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
so did mine
and I don’t have one.
by ITypedforMiles on Mar 3, 2010 8:57 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Is that hair on the red one's belly
or just stretch marks?
Im too scared to look
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by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
Both
and some bbq sauce
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 3, 2010 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
It's getting ridiculous
The ’Hawks are not picking up that Dubie gives up a rebound 2 shots out of 3.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
Was that RoboKop?
Who just made that move?
First you get de sugar, den you get de power, den you get de women
Is it possible
Daze actually got uglier?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 8:58 PM CST reply actions
Thinking the same thing
Still the softest 6’5 player ever
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 3, 2010 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
these?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 9:02 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
WHAT COLOR GOAT MUST WE SACRIFICE TO GET THE BOUNCES TO GO OUR WAY?
The voodoo, it is not working in our favor tonight.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 3, 2010 9:01 PM CST reply actions
Jobu likes chicken and rum
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
I go to Jobu, bring him Rum and Cigar
ask him to take fear from sticks…he will come
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by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
are you telling me jesus christ couldn't hit a curveball?
bird law in this country is not ruled by reason
by soxshenanigans on Mar 3, 2010 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
Blurf.
God bless shitty officiating.
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Gee what are the odds of Toronto ruling in our favor
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 3, 2010 9:04 PM CST reply actions
Negative eleventy billion.
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8:1 against
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by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
Barf
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Well, there's no reason why that shouldn't be a goal
And if the refs weren’t such goat-blowers it would never have been an issue.
Hey look!
Another no-name asshole scores for the opposing team.
Side effects may include: Thrifty Knuckles, Sexual Nightmares, and Sleep Crime
Fuck this
Once again we dominate play and we’re fucking losing. What a joke.
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
Boooooo
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Officially
worse than yesterday
"Why does Jay Cutler look so bad running these awful plays behind an incompetent offensive line?" - VeryFakeAlDavis
I blame the offense
for not putting the puck in the fucking net
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
by cdz3210 on Mar 3, 2010 9:08 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Would it be too much to ask
For the Hawks to play fucking angry for a period?
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One post hit
And average shots with no traffic in front does not an angry team make.
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"No traffic in front?"
I call bullshit. I don’t think that’s been the problem at all.
I've seen Buff in front
On the two failed power plays. Other than that…
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"Buff in front"
reminds me of a particular effect that would occur when fat guys in the Navy would wear their working white trousers; we called it BiF-butt in front.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
urp
There’s some more soul vomit.
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time for Eager to drop the gloves and inspire somebody!
screamingeagle27
by screamingeagle27 on Mar 3, 2010 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
Hey Eager can you please beat up an AHLer
to inspire us?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think there's much blame to be had here
They’re dominating play, and not even doing anything stupid, but just not getting the bounces. Just jinxed tonight – maybe it’ll work itself out in the third.
And who the fuck is this guy in goal?
No scoring and no beer make AJ something something…
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Go crazy?
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
DON"T MIND IF I DO!!!!!
"Why does Jay Cutler look so bad running these awful plays behind an incompetent offensive line?" - VeryFakeAlDavis
One of Homer's better moments.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
"Goaltending can mask a lot of deficiencies on a lot of nights."
Does that work in the opposite direction too Edzo? Fuck me…
by Stan Mikita's Donuts on Mar 3, 2010 9:11 PM CST reply actions
FABBBBBULOUS WEAPON
DAVEEEEEEE BOLANDDDDDDDDDDDD
by Stan Mikita's Donuts on Mar 3, 2010 9:11 PM CST reply actions
I said, oh
He came to make a bang.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Mar 3, 2010 9:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yay!
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Now get another one here in the second you bums
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 3, 2010 9:12 PM CST reply actions
That's what I'm talking about.
Push around Zack Stortini for a bit.
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Holy shit
Kopecky gettin into it
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Mar 3, 2010 9:14 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
The wife screamed as Kop nailed Sharpie
I think she may hate him even more now.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
Did someone steal Kopecky's uniform back when he was in the minors?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 9:31 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
The Hossa, Bolland, Brouwer line...
Not gonna lie, feeling some major love for this line right now…
by Stan Mikita's Donuts on Mar 3, 2010 9:14 PM CST reply actions
Kopecky cant even fight correctly
drop the gloves asshole
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Marian likes well manicured hands
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 3, 2010 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
now if he can just do this all the time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFpXfiYB3iw&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC5ZcfrlrQI&feature=related
look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!
More like slap from a bitch
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
Kopecky says I'M GONNA PUT MY NUTSACK ON YOUR DRUMSET!!!!
screamingeagle27
by screamingeagle27 on Mar 3, 2010 9:15 PM CST reply actions
Once again lets shoot about a thousand more times than the other team..
but were still tied…..
Tremendously Tremendous!
this hossa guy
Is pretty good, we should sign him to a long term deal. As for Huet, he should give Hossa his paycheck.
by Esquire02 on Mar 3, 2010 9:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Well, score aside
’Hawks dominated that period like they ought to have.
And Pat and Edzo are always mystified
Every time, like it hasn’t happened since, oh, last fucking night.
Trivia question fail
Asking a question that Foley already answered earlier in the broadcast.
Pretty fucking annoyed
We don’t put bad teams away and we don’t score. Yes, both of those goals had controversey attached to them, but those are pucks that just can’t be allowed in the net.
Huet has been at his spectacular best again tonight.
Better now than in the playoffs.
Then again it’s his first start in a month and has seen a total of 8 shots in the entire game to that point.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Agreed.
I was falling asleep too.
Side effects may include: Thrifty Knuckles, Sexual Nightmares, and Sleep Crime
Shes a Ruskie
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by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
shes got a rockin ass tho
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by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
she's several sandwiches shy of having an ass
what she has right now is a meeting place for chopsticks.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
that man must like little boys
Tremendously Tremendous!
by Mr. CheeseHead on Mar 3, 2010 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
And we'll stop it right there.
May the Sox vs. Cubs discussion end right here.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Wow.
Good one. Don’t try too hard next time. You might have a Milton Bradley moment.
Side effects may include: Thrifty Knuckles, Sexual Nightmares, and Sleep Crime
Chicago baseball is irrelevant
Cubs vs. Sox is like whores arguing over who is more virgin.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
I wash my hands of this mini-thread.
Side effects may include: Thrifty Knuckles, Sexual Nightmares, and Sleep Crime
Cubs vs Sox
=Huet vs Niemi
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
yeah seen that one
i like
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
Russian bimbo
“Like, oh my God, I’m like the biggest Blackhawks fan ever!!!!”
and Toews is her guardian angel. Yeah.
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Do Russians not have waists?
Someone get that girl to Gino’s.
loumalnati's or peaquod's
Tremendously Tremendous!
by Mr. CheeseHead on Mar 3, 2010 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
Malnati's = feh
Never been to Pequod’s. I do love having a Giordano’s on my block, though.
pequods is goood shit
Tremendously Tremendous!
by Mr. CheeseHead on Mar 3, 2010 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
Can you dine in?
Live way up in Rogers Park, doubt they deliver and hell if I’m taking it home.
I see all of these people
On the Chicago version of Jersey Shore.
Side effects may include: Thrifty Knuckles, Sexual Nightmares, and Sleep Crime
No one's disturbed
that a pre-teen boy has Burwood as his hero?
Tonight’s bimbo is quite a bimbo.
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
Hey, BlogMom is back!
Side effects may include: Thrifty Knuckles, Sexual Nightmares, and Sleep Crime
Computer issues
Plus I did miss the 1st period.
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
you didnt miss anything
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by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
If Burr is really his hero
he’ll nail the Russkie and the teeny girl. At the same time. Giggity!
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
The sense I got before the Bolland goal
was of pure, unadulterated, pre-2004 Red Sox fan DREAD. That hasn’t been a feeling I felt in the UC in a long time.
We got Vancouver, then Detroit coming up. Q has got to light some guys up in the room right now.
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 3, 2010 9:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions
So let's review. Hawks 2 - 2 Zebras
And the Oilers have spent some time skating around the ice, and a lot of time leaning on their goalie. Am I missing anything?
by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 3, 2010 9:29 PM CST reply actions
Zebra hunting is legal right?
do i have to get a special permit for that?
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by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
He's the anti-Jacko!
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
You can sort of see sunglass outlines on his face
I think his gf made him go to Aruba. He wanted to fish but she won.
they always do
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by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
???
There’s fishing in Aruba, no? My map shows it surrounded by water.
Ah makes sense
Probably better fish in Aruba though. Not sure if he really thought that one through.
This is why I love him
I’ll never get the Buff-hate. That dude is very much a dude.
And that dude abides.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
Hammer!
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
outta my head, you
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 3, 2010 9:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
TOFTBO!
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 3, 2010 9:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Ha!
Rec’d!
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
In the words of NHL 10
Let’s get another one! Lets get another one!
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Can we just play 4 on 4 from now on?
"Why does Jay Cutler look so bad running these awful plays behind an incompetent offensive line?" - VeryFakeAlDavis
Versteeg's showing some style
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
Beaut of a pass by Soupy.
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You mean a speedy defenceman that stretches the D and sets up scoring chances is good?
BUT HE DOESN"T HIT PEOPLE
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Did I just hear that right??
A turnover TO Kopecky??
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 9:38 PM CST reply actions
The wrong man
in the right place at the right time, as someone here stated.
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
Stortini is Italian for
“nightmare fuel” or “die a virgin due to ugly.” My Italian is rusty.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
They could both roadie for Nickelback
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
Why on earth
are the Oilers in such a hurry to take runs at the Hawks? It seems by now that they’re more than willing to take coincidental minors and THIS IS A GOOD THING FOR THE HAWKS. I’m not complaining or anything but christ the stupid makes my head hurt anyway.
because its the oilers.......
their season was over after a month of hockey
Tremendously Tremendous!
by Mr. CheeseHead on Mar 3, 2010 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
It's an attempt to intimidate the 'Hawks
or goad them into a penalty. The roblem is that the Oil are getting caught committing the penalties as well.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
Theory from UC Smoker's Lounge
Between periods, me and McClure were considering whether opposing goalies make Hawks games points of emphasis, considering number of Hawks shots vs shots allowed. There may be something to this.
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 3, 2010 9:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I call it the "Rick Flair" attitude
To be the man, etc etc…
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I think we just bring out the best in every goaltender
being that we’re good and stuff
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by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
And therefore
no one seems to bring out the best in ours?
All I’m thinking is that shit better even out right around the start of the playoffs. It’s got to, law of averages right?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
Statistical math should validate that point
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by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
I know what's going on here
It’s was so obvious!
Example, tonight: Hawks: 47 SOG / Edmonton: 14 SOG
The Hawks are padding the other team’s stats to make everyone think our goalies suck and theirs are great. And then, come playoff time ZAP! We’ll catch them all off guard. Works for me…
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
I think we are not very good at putting the puck in the net.
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
I don't know why
But I love that Filet O Fish song. I’m so ashamed.
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I don't eat fish sandwiches
Just like I won’t eat an animal sandwich.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
filet o fish is just nasty....
Tremendously Tremendous!
by Mr. CheeseHead on Mar 3, 2010 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
I would never eat one
I barely trust McDonalds to make a simple hamburger without killing me.
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I don't think I've ever had a Filet-o-Fish in my entire life
They just seem gross to me. I love fish but at the same time there’s nothing more disgusting than bad fish.
The fried stuff
kind of masks it, it doesn’t really taste much like fish.
The Wendy’s one is much, much better though.
"it doesn’t really taste much like fish"
That will not convince me to try one.
because the wendy's one IS fish
God knows what the filet-o-fish actually is. probably some wierd fish found 10,000 feet below sea level
Tremendously Tremendous!
by Mr. CheeseHead on Mar 3, 2010 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
It is called a "hage fish"
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
by ccm on Mar 4, 2010 5:03 AM CST up reply actions
My ring tone is set to that song
..and for that my kids hate me
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
by ccm on Mar 4, 2010 5:03 AM CST up reply actions
and finally........
yesterday at CVS drugstore in Naperville…they have the Bill Bass , in Blue. singing the filet of fish song. They had sold five by 11 am
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
by ccm on Mar 4, 2010 5:08 AM CST up reply actions
It could be worse
You could have the $5 footlong song as your ringtone.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
I've got
this for the ringtone for when my ex calls. Can anything be more annoying?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
If you have to tolerate calls from the Ex...
You must have kids… (and the calls always attack your wallet)
I use a straight up door bell ding dong tone for my ex….
It makes me smile.
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
I used to have the theme
from the Exorcist
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 10:21 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Tubular Bells!
That would be perfect!
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
you shouldn't be
I think it’s inexplicably hilarious, in the most stupid way possible.
by ITypedforMiles on Mar 3, 2010 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
Kinda like that
We love the moon song. Oh no, two competing songs in my head now.
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2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
For those who don't know what I'm talking about
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY6insZjCfU&feature=related
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
Okay, I bit
and I wish I hadn’t.
"...about six feet from the moose's butt."
by The Fearless Freep on Mar 4, 2010 8:55 AM CST up reply actions
I'm conflicted
I sort of hate it, but I know I’ll miss it when it’s gone.
You won't miss it
you’ll just keep hearing it in your head for weeks and weeks. Then, if you’re lucky, the aneurysm will take you out.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
That filet o fish commercial
was definitely inspired by some fine herb
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at Kopecky gettin tagged?
SCH's Resident Anti-Pierre McGuire Jihadist
by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
That was an intentional high stick
Horcoff is a crusty douche nozzle.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
I'm just upset
Kopecky didn’t go straight to the locker room.
Horcoff needs to try harder next time.
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
After missing the net from a foot out
REDEMPTION!
Side effects may include: Thrifty Knuckles, Sexual Nightmares, and Sleep Crime
Big beautiful man!
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 3, 2010 9:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions
It's amazing what he can accomplish
When he gives a shit.
Side effects may include: Thrifty Knuckles, Sexual Nightmares, and Sleep Crime
He's a giver
From pucks, to cabbies, to average girls in Vancouver, he likes to dish it out.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Mar 3, 2010 9:53 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
He may have given an average girl the clap.
The gift that keeps on giving.
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72 points on the season
ties his career high
"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."
Side note
That blonde had a nice rack
We now return to your regularly scheduled programming
SCH's Resident Anti-Pierre McGuire Jihadist
we should put a bounty on his head
SCH's Resident Anti-Pierre McGuire Jihadist
by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
how about stortini's too. hes really fucking ugly
Tremendously Tremendous!
by Mr. CheeseHead on Mar 3, 2010 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
So: ORDER HAS BEEN RESTORED
Now. What needs to happen on Friday so that such asshattery is not repeated. We can come back from a goal deficit against the Polluters, but not (as easily) against the Nucks.
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 3, 2010 9:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Sharpie looking a bit sub-par since the break.
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Keith already has 23 minutes of ice time
does he really need to be on the PP right now?
(Ok, a few seconds ago)
Eh
PP minutes are relatively low-mileage. And it’s not like this team hasn’t been known to blow late leads.
Yeah but it's the Oil
if you’re going to rest him, now’s the time. he had 6+ minutes more than Seabs and Soupy. I just think it probably wasn’t necessary tonight.
by Katherine215 on Mar 3, 2010 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
I was distracted by little grandaughters...
But I never saw him out there
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
I think Hossa was created by Cyberdyne Systems
to be the ultimate Hockey machine
SCH's Resident Anti-Pierre McGuire Jihadist
"Come with me if you want to win."
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 10:00 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I like that
SCH's Resident Anti-Pierre McGuire Jihadist
by BigCSouthside on Mar 3, 2010 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
this is.....
underappreciated
"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."
kopecky was created only to serve hossa's needs
Tremendously Tremendous!
by Mr. CheeseHead on Mar 3, 2010 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
Cue the DLR!
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
This is the kind of "Fuck You" attitude I wanted to see against the Oil.
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Shazam!
Station's Most Bodacious Creations
by Good Robot Us's on Mar 3, 2010 10:01 PM CST reply actions
The Golden Boy delivers!
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Is anyone else wondering...
What Q said to these guys between periods?
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
Early April Fool's
trade deadline is really tomorrow.
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2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
by Trixietrx on Mar 3, 2010 10:04 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I bought this album when I was in high school...
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
dude
can you PLEASE put a title on this crap so we can close it?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 3, 2010 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
"I will skull fuck you all if we lose to these backbirths!"
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 3, 2010 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
Could have been anything
But really, the Hawks played well in the second period also. A couple of bounces go their way and it’s a different game. I think the third was just things evening out.
"Trade deadline may have been today."
“But my asskicking deadline isn’t until June! Man up or face the ’stache!”
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Mar 3, 2010 10:05 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
I like that
so it is rec’d
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Devan Dubnyk isn't as good as the stats indicate
just keep shooting. its not like they were doing anything wrong in periods 1 and 2
Winnah!
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
hossa doesnt want him anymore
Tremendously Tremendous!
by Mr. CheeseHead on Mar 3, 2010 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
kopecky goalie slaps
How is Foley just now noticing that Kopecky fake slaps the goalie after a win? He’s been doin it for months
Give me the wrench....because F*CK him
That's easy...
He just had 2 weeks at Betty Ford
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
Maybe Foley was in Rehab during
the break and this is the first time he’s seen a win while sober.
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
me too
But if I have to, I drink alone…
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
Indeed
although some people might not use the word “great”.
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
I like Hossa
If I had kids, I’d feel comfortable letting them play at his house.
by Brian C on Mar 3, 2010 10:09 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
this too....
is underappreciated
"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."
Well, maybe...
as long as “the bad influence” wasn’t over
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 4, 2010 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
Was that the first
post game interview that Sarah Kustok didn’t ask about the great fans at the UC?
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
she had 2 weeks to think of new questions
she’ll run out soon
"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."
Kustok
I have to give her credit for jumping in the icy water for that charity event (Ladd was there, I don’t know if any other ‘Hawks were). No, it won’t help her think of better questions, but I thought it was pretty gutsy to do.
Brain freeze?
Maybe Sarah’s questioning is better when she doesn’t try and think. Hence the improvement.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 4, 2010 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
You might be on to something
The comcast sportsnet people need to have her chug a slurpee right before she does the post-game interview.
well, a cold wet t-shirt wouldn't hurt her performance any
and the distraction might help us fail to notice the banality of the questions
Versteeg is probably the luckiest guy in the world
That guy is 100% gone this summer. He’s lucky he gets to stick around this spring
So that's what 3 million for a 4th round draft pick looks like.
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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 3, 2010 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
What's not to envy
He can be invisible since his role as a playmaker is covered by Kane, Bolland, Hossa, Toews. The only reason Buff gets shit is b/c he’s doesn’t really have a replacement on this team
Agreed.
Steeg actually drives me far more bananas than Buff does.
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by AirTrafficAJ on Mar 3, 2010 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
For sure
In the middle of the 3rd he had a prime shot in the slot but tried to be cute and passed it to Hossa who got his shot blocked
And for every one of those
There are times when somebody else has a prime shot and he tries to shoot to through five bodies… ugh.
is it ok to yell "SHOT THE PUCK" at versteeg??
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
by ccm on Mar 4, 2010 5:11 AM CST up reply actions
But whatevs
He’ll dangle, score a goal, get the highlight on TSN and some sucker GM will trade for him. I could care less what we get for him
Bolland, Hossa, Kane all +2
Ladd, Versteeg both -2
I say from now on we use the question mark, Burguny style. As in … Versteeg?
here
to pump everybody up for Friday vs The Canucks
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUfJpDrzMug
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdodcAUDADQ
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cHSJJYPJa8
look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!
'Night everyone
Good win, even if it was just the Oilers
It only took about 55 games
but I’m hoping Q now realizes that Buff’s big ass belongs in front of the net on the PP
Well
It’s time to start the music, it’s time to light the lights, it’s time to get things started on the Hawks’ drunk bus tonight!
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 3, 2010 10:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Kim Johnsson
So far in a Blackhawk uniform? BAD. Suprisingly bad. So any time he wants to get his shit together and actually start contributing would be fine by me. For instance actually not coughing up the puck or actually handling a pass instead of having them consistently fly by one’s stick.
The Blackhawks and the Stanley Cup in 2010.
Maybe you should send another memo to Stan
letting him know your thoughts on this. He listened pretty closely to your last memo.
Johnsson has played 4 games. Let’s give him a break and let him get settled.
I'll second that
I agree he has looked shakey, but I’m not ready to ship him out. Give him a few more games.
He was playing with Hendry last night too
Two different partners in 4 games. We talk about how Seabs and Dunc raise each others games because they know were the other will be, familiarity, etc. It’s basically the same thing in reverse right now. Give him some time to adjust. I know he’s had a few blunders, but a few games does not a career make.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 4, 2010 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
"a few games does not a career make."
say that to Jack Skille
by DemonHawk on Mar 4, 2010 11:11 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe we can alter that for him
to “a few games does a career in the AHL make”
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 4, 2010 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe we need to put Seebs with Yawn-sun for a spell.
If they continue playing “handgrenades” with the puck – their minutes can be majorly contracted together.
I was really impressed with Captain Serious
last night he woke the team up .. He was jus nasty after the whistles …..gettin in the Oiler’s face after every stopage.
He woke that team up. I hope we protect him in the future….if I was the opposing team in the play-offs- I would be lookin to run him and take him out.
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
A good team will be lookng to ensure that doesn't happen
and extract clear retribution (and excalation) to any team that tries.
Put that in a memo to Buf
What word was that? "Good"?
because they definitely don’t teach that to lawyers. I was surprised to see krome use that in a sentence too.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 4, 2010 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
My ebonics is not what it should be
I should have axed what excalation meant rather than assume it was a typo…
no ebonics for me, I clearly still need work on my one & only - English
and I need even more work on my typing – but hey, the “x” is adjacent to the “s” (in a kitty-cornerish sort of way) – and that’s closer than I often get.
Come to think of it, putting “retribution” and “escalation” in a memo to Buf might be a waste of time
I thought,
a dangerous past time I know, that your use of ensure rather than insure was most scholarly. Then of course you had to throw in “good” as CNS pointed out to demonstrate you’re not a “typical” lawyer.
just because we aren't ourselves "good" doesn't mean we aren't familar with the term
Hell, McGuire might even know what “smart” means, and be able to use it correctly in a sentence
But back to your point
Badger Burish will attempt to kick anyone’s ass that takes a run at one of his boys.
....is a "attempt" a effective deterrent
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
by ccm on Mar 4, 2010 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
pls add this"?' to the above statement
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
by ccm on Mar 4, 2010 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
I think even an attempted
ass kicking is a deterrent. I wouldn’t want to go at it with Burish, even as a yute. He might not win every fight but he definitely gets in his licks.
that's what she said
herp derp, but couldn’t resist
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 4, 2010 8:31 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think he reads those..
last time Versteeg had to answer the bell while Buff jus skated away…..
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
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