Ok, Starting Now: Hawks at Wild Preview/Thread/Garden Party
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So you're saying...
you like all women :) I must concur. Maybe if we promise the boys a nice limo ride with “the slump buster” they’ll win lol
Live, Love, Be... Progressive in all things
i was gonna reply with something indecent
thanks gods for the cancel button
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 31, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not Monday any more
who said you couldn’t be indecent? We’re all thinking it anyway.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
hey my exwife was almost 300 lbs
it was a long slump
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 31, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Hack said aloud in his cubicle.
I narrate my own life story.
"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."
notice i said EXwife
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 31, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
but you also said "was" which implies "at the time", so
“ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo” +1
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
seriously
this was my father’s motto and one of the few bit of dating advice he ever gave me.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
i put that in a high school paper
and my ultra-feminist english teacher nearly shit the bed. sooooo much red ink. god, sometimes i miss high school
Why... Why are you never funny?
Right now "Big Bottoms" is blaring inside my head...
The wider the waistband, the deeper the quicksand.
LOL and the chain continues...
Now I have Zappa’s “Jewish Princess” in my head after all the Jewish cooking talk in the last thread…
I want a nasty little Jewish princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
But that’s about all of the lyrics I can paste without getting run out of Dodge. Anything more just wouldn’t be kosher…
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Great tune
As soon as I read that, I wanted to list all the lyrics too, but… yeah, you’re probably right.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
you just have to keep the dairy & meat separate
and avoid the cloven hooves
Confusion will be my epitaph.
if i may finish the Quagmire-ism...
“…but they gotta pay”
oh
she had weightloss surgery, lost half her girthy mass and all of a sudden she was a c’word who was too good for me
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 31, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions
wow, this sounds like the proverbial "green light" to blast away
thanks Stacie7!
Hey everyone, SCH is a ‘free fire zone’ tonight!
It’ll will be like a real hockey locker room here.
Confusion will be my epitaph.
depending on how you take "free fire"
it’ll be a different kind of smell.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 31, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Now I didn't give the "green light"
but being nice hasn’t helped us the last few games so hey why not try something new?
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
using that logic
i should watch the game live and not dvr it?
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 31, 2010 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Great, not that we have a real locker room,
maybe we can have the Hawks play real hockey tonight.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
Not working out for Shane "Roxy" O'Brien
http://deadspin.com/5505787/shane-obriens-favorite-trashy-bar-led-to-an-unscheduled-week-off
Good to know if we need to counter any Canuck comments about a certain limo ride…
Well, I guess
Mrs. Madden know what bar to call next time her husband is in Vancouver.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
Hi, Bob
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 31, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe we should dispense withthe AA meeting tonight
and go straight to the bar
Confusion will be my epitaph.
Is Huet in net tonight?
Or is it Niemi again?
"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."
It's still a mystery
I’m thinking we’ll find out when the game starts and Q has them draw straws.
by Katherine215 on Mar 31, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
is that a cocaine reference?
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 31, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Cocaine laced lutefisk?
washed down with good beer.
Could it give us a poorer result than we’ve had lately?
Confusion will be my epitaph.
Sounds delicious
Someone should make that for the next viewing party.
Why... Why are you never funny?
you'd have to find a Scandanavian restaurant for that
or a crazy Norwegian fan to make it (it is a super pain in the ass to make)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lutefisk
Lutefisk (lutfisk) (pronounced [lʉːtəfɪsk] in Southern Norway, [lʉːtfesk] in Central and Northern Norway, Sweden and the Swedish-speaking areas in Finland (Finnish: lipeäkala)) is a traditional dish of the Nordic countries and parts of the Midwest United States. It is made from stockfish (air-dried whitefish) or dried/salted whitefish (klippfisk) and lye (lut). Its name literally means “lye fish.”
Lutefisk is made from dried whitefish (normally ling, but cod is also used) prepared with lye in a sequence of particular treatments. The watering steps of these treatments differ slightly for salted/dried whitefish because of its high salt content.
The first treatment is to soak the stockfish in cold water for five to six days (with the water changed daily). The saturated stockfish is then soaked in an unchanged solution of cold water and lye for an additional two days. The fish swells during this soaking, and its protein content decreases by more than 50 percent, producing its famous jelly-like consistency. When this treatment is finished, the fish (saturated with lye) has a pH value of 11–12 and is therefore caustic. To make the fish edible, a final treatment of yet another four to six days of soaking in cold water (also changed daily) is needed. Eventually, the lutefisk is ready to be cooked.
Sounds yummy, no?
Almost as bad as kim che or any number of other ethnic dishes
Confusion will be my epitaph.
um
isnt lye toxic?
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 31, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
not if used in moderation
can anyone here use anything in moderation?
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
of course i know that
but they don’t know that.
we can invent reality, krome.
Why... Why are you never funny?
the ONLY good thing about lutefisk
is that you typically take a shot of vodka to wash it down (if vodka not available, then yeah, urine works almost just as well)
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
its sterile and you like the taste, right?
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 31, 2010 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I lived in Sweden
it seriously might have improved the taste of lutefisk
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
smelling the stuff is enough disincentive to try it
tasting it sends a lot of others running.
You don’t need to lie to scare people off it
Confusion will be my epitaph.
I've heard of this stuff
Apparently you can’t use silverware because the Lutefisk will damage it permanently…
My dad still talks about this stuff all the time
Apparently an old childhood torture routine that still gives him nightmares.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
you see i was right, Krome IS the old hag
from Snow White. if you get offered any apples from krome, you know what to do.
by puppetmasterp on Mar 31, 2010 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions
call the police?
because wtf is krome doing in my home??
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, like alcohol
you use that, don’t you?
Confusion will be my epitaph.
by krome on Mar 31, 2010 6:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
hey now, kimchi is delicious
don’t be hating on my peoples and our spicy fermented vegetables.
I wonder if IKEA would have lutefisk…
Yum!
I love naeng myun too. I used to work for an office of the South Korean government, and I am fluent in Korean food. And I live a short way away from my favorite Korean restaurant in Chicago, San Soo Gab San. Hmmm, I guess I know what I’m having for dinner tomorrow!
I figured it'd be niemi since the hawks lost yesterday
reason being, Q is desperate for a win and doesn’t want to take the chance that Huet may be a hot mess again.
If they’d have won yesterday, who knows.
"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."
Buff in goal
Huet centering fourth line
Madden paired with Sopel
by DemonHawk on Mar 31, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whoever lasts longest on the goalie-go-round gets to play.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Q hasn't thrown the Chiken bones yet for his lineup.
When someone see’s a live cock being brought to the Visitors club house, we should know about 20 minutes later.
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh God, please
Win, fellas. Hawks fan nation is going all Lord of the Flies-crazy on each other. My only prediction for tonight are my immature snickers every time I hear Guillaume Let’sundress.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
That's a little too desperate sounding for my taste
Just play hard for 60 solid minutes. It’s not the end of the world if they lose tonight. It’s really not.
Another 8-3 shellacking and yeah… I’m going to be one sad panda. But if they play hard, play solid defense and create some quality 5 on 5 scoring chances and maybe even score on the PP, but lose the game … it’s not the end of the world.
I still think that in a 7 game series, the Hawks are going to be tough to beat.
Don’t panic, Hawk nation.
but what if the series only lasts 4?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
to be fair to Versteeg
FO% from last night:
Sharp – 1/1 – 100%
Madden – 4/11 – 36%
Toews – 9/15 – 60%
Versteeg – 7/12 – 58%
Bolland – 7/15 – 47%
Kane – 0/1 – 0%
His season total (42%) does leave a little something to be desired, but at least it’s not Malkin’s (40.7%), right? Right.
(Disclaimer: Don’t like him as center either, but if he’s got a definite weakness there, it’s what other things are required of that position, not his FOs. Only speaking up because this is gonna be another urban myth like “he never dumps the puck” which he does, albeit rarely, but never means never and okay, really shutting up now.)
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
Thanks Chi
and the reason I’m obviously thanking you is because I’m the only moron who apparently doesn’t completely hate these lines – at the risk of losing the limited street cred I may have
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions
disagree
I took a moderate amount of comfort from it as well. Comfort — one more thing we can do in moderation here.
by puppetmasterp on Mar 31, 2010 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions
*points and laughs at you*
Okay, not really. If I had to rank the first 3 lines Versteeg-Byfuglien-Kane is my least favorite, but Q keeps putting Kane and Versteeg together so maybe he’s seeing something we’re not.
Judging from limogate, though, those two can obviously score together, amirite?
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 31, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
that must be EXACTLY what the stache is thinkin
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 31, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
without even trying to be funny - but it just IS
this really is “The Lazy Line”, no??
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions
doesnt one of youse guys have huet in ur fantasy hockey league?
if so. sorry.
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 31, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
um, yeah
and Emery and the kid from Ottowa. I missed the playoffs (shocking isn’t it?)
SCH Resident Idiot
The only Cup we can win is this years
time is the only thing
that will get Huet’s confidence back. time on the bench. let the horrible memories fade a bit. like, over a few weeks.
Why... Why are you never funny?
well...
I don’t necessarily disagree with you here, but I really don’t like the idea of sitting him on the bench for a few weeks, only to be unveiled in a tight/shitty situation come playoff time in front of a booing crowd that hates him.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
niether do i
but would you rather play him while he’s still stewing and fuck the team over with only 5 games left in the season?
Why... Why are you never funny?
he played better after last year's disaster of a game 4
I still have faith. I’m definitley in the minority but oh well.
by Katherine215 on Mar 31, 2010 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions
eh, probably not
I just generally dislike the entire situation going on there. I want the best for him, and for the Hawks, but seems like nobody’s getting the best of anything these days. Here’s to it not being march anymore, and here’s hoping that means something.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
like
the WCF?
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 31, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
but then he wins the game
and then the series and next thing you know he’s holding this beautiful silvery thingy over his head listening to the cheers of an adoring crowd?
That would be awesome
SCH Resident Idiot
The only Cup we can win is this years
RUDY!!!
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm still holding out hope.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 31, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
hmmm....I'm sensing an outbreak of hope on the thread right now
by puppetmasterp on Mar 31, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Shhhh
you might scare it away
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
LOL
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions
at your request
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
he's been here all season
unfortunately, haha.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 31, 2010 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions
try the veal lutefisk
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions
so we're reduced to looking for "hope & change" here too?
we’re totally fucked then.
Confusion will be my epitaph.
by krome on Mar 31, 2010 6:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Anyone living in NC
Ok I grew up near chicago, but i live in NC due to the marines. So far I’m the only member of the club I made " ASHEVILLE NC BLACKHAWK NATION". So if there is anyone in western NC let me know. the only other person who likes hockey in aville is a wings " scum" fan… so we don’t get along.
welcome.
i for 1, didnt know anyone lived in western north carolina in the first place, so kudos to you for being the first west carolinan that ive made an acquaintance with…and in the armed forces to boot!
id insert a marine chant here but i dont wanna sound gay
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 31, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Alas, I'm in Charlotte so I can't join the Asheville Club.
But there must be some more Hawks fans there. Even with the snow that shut down pretty much everything the weekend of the Hawks/Canes game there were plenty of Hawks fans in attendance. Some of them must have come from Western NC!
If you are ever in a bad mood, just say Fuck Scum to him
You will always feel better about it
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I meant derlemke
because they didn’t get along and were living together
by puppetmasterp on Mar 31, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not a superstitious one, but there is ONE thing I haven't tried yet.....
Prior to the worst of the melt-down, I was studying for the February bar exam with ahnfire, so we would study till half-an-hour before gametime, relocate to one of a couple of nearby bars, and quiz on law flashcards while watching the Hawks.
We’re returning tonight to one of our old bar-studying bars to watch the game with some martinis (they DID win the last time we watched there). I’m not sure if I’m willing to put myself again through the agony of memorizing ways to terminate an easement, but i’ll CONSIDER bringing the flashcards along….just in case…..
And YES, we really did make quite good progress studying that way, though I guess we’ll know for sure when the bar results come out.
the flash cards are a must...
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 31, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
You know what
I started dating my girlfriend at the end of January. Everything is going great, and she couldn’t be better, including getting some good lovin during the games (don’t worry, whatever we do, I’m still allowed to watch the Hawks during – yeah I know, too much info). But if the Hawks continue to play like shit then, unfortunately, I’m going to have to invite her over for ‘a talk’. Let’s hope everything turns around before then. But if the Hawks are still playing like shit up til the playoffs, then I don’t think I’m left with any other choice.
by EamusCatuli23 on Mar 31, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
there ya go!
take one for the team!
er. lose one for the team!
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 31, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
So my fanpost WAS right
has anyone noticed a correlation between the Hawks winning and “getting some”?
Dear lord, did I just ask for that to be a topic of discussion??? WTF? Please god, oh please, please let krome be away from his computer…
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
so could the hawks woes
be because iron madden’s wife aint givin him the nookie?
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 31, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Dammit CSN
Your right, except there’s an inverse correlation with me. It’s karma coming back to bite me (too much of a good thing). I guess that’s the part I’m going to have to give up for the good of the team. But there’s nothing better than hanging with the girlfriend with the Hawks on the tube while getting a b…. um, I mean … while playing the Blue Jackets.
by EamusCatuli23 on Mar 31, 2010 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
doesn't that girl know she is supposed to be watching the games
there are two intermissions for extracurricular activities
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
but that ain't the dream
and Eamus is living the dream.
let him leave the dream.
Why... Why are you never funny?
She's not a huge hockey fan yet......
but she’s getting there and learning in a hurry. And, let’s be realistic, it ain’t going to last forever. Just to let you know, the favor is returned while she’s watching American Idol or whatever crap reality T.V. is on at that point (once again, TMI). Plus meeshak, is right, let me live the dream. Unless it’s costing the Hawks, which I’m afraid it might be.
by EamusCatuli23 on Mar 31, 2010 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Please no more play by play
I dont think we need to hear about your…active stick
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Mar 31, 2010 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions
i believe he said to let you LEAVE the dream
b/c you gain right now is clearly the hawks loss(es)
by puppetmasterp on Mar 31, 2010 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Just give me til the playoffs alright, or at least until the Nucks/Wings are within striking distance
by EamusCatuli23 on Mar 31, 2010 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought...
that’s why they invented doggie style?
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
gives you a place to set your beer too
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Mar 31, 2010 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry I just couldnt resist
wheres that filter when you need it
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Mar 31, 2010 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
It goes away
by about the third beer I assume
by EamusCatuli23 on Mar 31, 2010 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Dorothy
‘I don’t think we’re in Kansas Monday anymore, Toto.’
by puppetmasterp on Mar 31, 2010 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions
and krome's not even here
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
See big women come in handy
Did I just say that?
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
you're abusing yourselves so ell on your own
I’ll leave to go it alone.
After all these years, my love life does get impacted much by outside events or the viscitudes of Chicago sports misfortunes
Confusion will be my epitaph.
by krome on Mar 31, 2010 6:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
speaking of which
if anyone wants to watch the game with me & puppetmaster, we’ll be Westwood Tavern in Schaumburg starting at 645p. Just look for the short asian girl and the short indian girl screaming at the televisions on the 2nd floor. It’s also $5 martini night.
sounds like an invitation meeshak
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions
two invitations
One to hang out at the Hawks game, another to get hurt afterhours.
To be honest though, the sound of short asian and indian chick hockey fans boozing on margaritas and flipping out while watching the game sounds… incredible.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
/SCH website shuts down, crickets chirp in the distance
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn!
Should have mentioned it earlier! But I’m real tired. I’d be up for going there, is that the one with the taps at the tables? I’m the short jew girl, so we should all get along.
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass
Yea that's the one
Upstairs they have these sweet leather recliners in front of this square of 40-in televisions. Haven’t sat at a table yet or tried the table taps since it seemed like the view of the TVs there weren’t as ideal.
COME, we’d be the trifecta of short girls screaming at the hockey game. I’ll be wearing my brand-new Keith t-shirt.
I didn't go upstairs there
but they have great food. Not tonight for me, but let’s do a meet up there another night. Make a fanpost or something when you want to do it. Schaumburg tends to be a good central location for a lot of suburban people, I think.
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass
I tend to shy away from fanposts
mostly because I have nothing useful to say; but I think we’re going to go back next Wednesday as well. I’ll put up a fanpost early next week though, to see if people want to meet up to watch the game against the Blues. and drink martinis.
You could do a fan shot
Like a stepping stone to a fan post. Though I think the fan shots get lost at the bottom sometimes.
It's easier to see them on the front page
I think only “related FanShots” end up on the sidebar in posts.
I’d love to make one of these sometime, if I’m back in Chicagoland at some point. Hanging out in Schaumburg… that’s going to feel like high school all over again, haha.
I might make a Schaumburg one some time
although Wednesdays are generally not good nights for me
Confusion will be my epitaph.
we took a turn
for the worse against the godamn Wild
I’m hoping we make another turn in the right direction tonight against the godforesaken Wild.
angry bird is angry .
damn right
god hates minnesota
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 31, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Like Fichigan, it borders Canada...
and there’s your proof
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
name a state that borders canada
that doesn’t suck and is not in New England (since those actually border New France)
Why... Why are you never funny?
that says nothing about the state
northern Minnesota is pretty gorgeous too, but the state still sucks
Why... Why are you never funny?
You can do it!
Have one for all of us.
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The sun never sets on a badass
I'm ready to get wild... but not in a postive way.
This team has been too good for too long this season for them to completely shit this away. I’m fucking tired of losing and I want to celebrate a win. Just one will keep me happy, or from going off the deep end. The Wild totally suck, but so do the ‘Hawks right now so who knows what’s going to happen. All I know is I don’t want the ‘Hawks having to walk into “the Rock” and have to beat the Devils as their chances of winning there aren’t very good, especially with Boston beating them at home last night.
With the picture already in place my tune for tonight’s game is a little Skid Row for you all.
But if the ’Hawks keep going the way they are right now this fucking tune will become my theme song.
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.
CNS performs exorcism over hawks61
“Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, BLou omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, BLou omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica, BLou in nomine et virtute Domini Nostri Jesu Christi, BLou eradicare et effugare a Dei Ecclesia, ab animabus ad imaginem Dei conditis ac pretioso divini Agni sanguine redemptis. Blou Non ultra audeas, serpens callidissime, decipere humanum genus, BLou Dei Ecclesiam persequi, ac Dei electos excutere et cribrare sicut triticum, etc, etc…
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Who's BLou?
I’m taking it he’s a pretty negative fellow. Sorry, but I can be at times.
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.
He is a turd burglar
He burgles all the turds.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
So he's Matt Cooke
Well, in that case, FUCK HIM!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.
BLou's not bad, just negative and repetitive when he's on a rant
not that it applies here
just trying to pull you back from the ledge my internet friend
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
A little humor to set the tone
and of course FUCK SCUM
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 5:17 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
oh geez.
buff’s got a real serial killer grin in that commerical.
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
by JohnnyBourbon on Mar 31, 2010 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions
rec'd
because everyone must watch that
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Awesome
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Mar 31, 2010 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Hopefully after tonight we will not be asking if this about the loosing streak and month!
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 5:21 PM CDT reply actions
hahaha
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Mar 31, 2010 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone sent us a rumor via twitter that Sopel is out with a broken nose and that Boynton’s face is all busted up after his fight – has anyone heard these rumors? Maybe with a source attached?
don't see anything but his comment on it
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 31, 2010 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions
no, but I figured Sopel's nose was broken
and mentioned in the last thread that we’re getting close to Cullimore territory.
Oh nooooees!
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I couldnt find anything
every thing I find just mentions Barker not playing, but yeah, that shot to sopel was a facemelter, so that would not surprise me
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Mar 31, 2010 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions
if Sopel had a broken nose, would you be able to tell by looking at it?
My guess: No
by puppetmasterp on Mar 31, 2010 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions
probably not
anyways, they’d just sew on a replacement back at the lab
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Sopel next time we see him on the ice:
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
by Campbell32 on Mar 31, 2010 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
key word
one
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Hate that Janssen guy, but he would make a great Eager/Burish replacement
Janssen face SMASH
Get Backes too!
Chewing gum?
I missed 130 comments?
All I did was pressure wash my deck.
I can’t read and catch up because you guys can’t stoplong enough. Did anybody get banned yet? Trolls?
I’m with Sam on getting Sharp to center the 2nd line with Jane and Brouwer. Let’s see it Plankton.
Harp tonight, it’s all I’ve got.
Chewing gum?
there's an amazing discussion
following on from Eamus’ comments about his girlfriend and her “jinx”
Why... Why are you never funny?
no, no, and no
but it is pretty “fucking” amazing. my jaw’s still on the floor after one of BigC’s comments in the thread
Why... Why are you never funny?
was it really that bad?
yeah I guess it was that bad
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Mar 31, 2010 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
good thing I didn't go all Dice Clay
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
GOOD thing?
And BigC’s comment wasn’t that bad. I’d say score 1 for him. I’ll take the assist.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
sweet, the Campbell32, BCS,EamusCatuli23 line
is plus one on the night
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Mar 31, 2010 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions
let's see if you make it til the 3rd
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Sweet
I’ll take credit for the back checking, springing you two lose on the two on one.
by EamusCatuli23 on Mar 31, 2010 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions
awesome
But traditionally I’m a two period drunk. Productive and coherant from the get go, but loses focus and gets sloppy with my play come the 3rd. May wanna sub somebody if I start typing in unintelligible jibberish.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
I saw the Dice an at the Comedy Store on Sunset in LA with my future wife back in 1986
We sat in the front row. My elbows were on the stage. I thought I was going to piss my pants at one point. Somehow she still stuck with me. That guy was funny for a while
Chewing gum?
i came across this
and thought the four feather faithful could do well by taking a look at it.
LETS GO HAWKS!!!
yes it's a good one
but we’ve tried it a couple of times in the past and it doesn’t seem to work
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions
NHL Lost and Found
Missing one D man. Goes by the name of Kim. Last seen 3/13 in Philadelphia wearing an Indian head sweater. He may have a head injury / amnesia which is why he didn’t make it home. Fans believe him to be dead. If found please send to 1901 W Madison St. in Chicago attention. Coach Q.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
by stacie7 on Mar 31, 2010 6:04 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
we posting this on milk cartons?
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Mar 31, 2010 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Can we attn: him straight to Hjalmarsson instead
where he can quietly sneak on to the second D pairing. I fear if we attention him to Q, he’ll end up as the third line center.
by EamusCatuli23 on Mar 31, 2010 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions
This is the Toews we need tonight
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 6:21 PM CDT reply actions
Early request
Please please please split the GDT up tonight?
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2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass
Not sure what this means...
but it was the result I got by hitting “feeling lucky” on my google search:
http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2010/feb/23/law-enforcement-conducts-first-four-fake-id-stings/
I searched for “it is march 30th, and the hawks need a win. What’s the luckiest beer out there for me to booze on?”
So… beer obtained illegally? Check and check.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
but its march 31st
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Mar 31, 2010 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Were I a smarter man...
it would’ve yielded this:
http://blogs.dailyherald.com/node/3718
More Hawk appropriate I guess, but we already knew about that shit.
Were I an even smarter man, I’d refer to something other than blind google searching for determining my drinking.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
I'm drinking
a blueberry beer that I found at the bud plant
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 31, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I should do a new search
And stop using this damn hot tub time machine…
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
speaking of that totally unrelated
speaking of that totally unrelated but today at work i needed to go use the rest room. So i checked the time and it was 1:20pm then i go into the restroom do my business and when i got out it was 2:20pm. im pretty sure i was only in there for an ten minutes so ether im blind and cant tell time or i found a time traveling restroom.
look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!
Sounds like you came up with the sequel to Hot Tub Time Machine
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
Best quote of the weekend:
“Yeah, I passed out in the hot tub last night.”
“Was it a hot tub time machine?”
“It WAS! I passed out last night, and now it’s NOW!”
shit show…
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
by Campbell32 on Mar 31, 2010 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good evening everyone
I just want to see 3 good periods tonight. I’ll take a 3-2 win…is that too much to ask?
by Hitemwithurpurse on Mar 31, 2010 6:52 PM CDT reply actions
I can't seem to get stoogetv to work...
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
I'm really excited about margarita weather
which is to say, my sobriety has already left the building. GO HAWKS
you were drinking bicardi razz all winter
don’t even try.
and margaritas while wearing skirts and with the windows wide open.
ps bring my jacket tomorrow?
I had margaritas when I wanted them
it’s a question of whether I feel like tequila or not!
but yeah, I’ll bring it.
my wife just made me make her pina colotas
Sweet!
not really, but really, sweet that is
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm thinking potato skins
cook during 1st eat during 2nd
cheese, bacon, sour cream.
Hopefully this will be the new get a win food.
Chewing gum?
Trader Joe's Carne Asada + Fire Roasted peppers and onions
with some chips and salsa and margaritas.
To preview the game,
is the 1st the old 2nd and old 3rd? Or is the 1st the old first where we score 5 goals?
Good evening to all my fellow masochists
No matter how bad the emotional beating gets, I always come back for more hockey (or baseball, or football).
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Oh Buff
You’ve learned yet another way to coast during the game.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
OK boys... Lets really try to win this one.-Joe McGrath R.I.P.
“That man traveled 15 hours by bus to say that?”
Victim was found murdered by a Chelsea Dagger.
Game Feed
Anyone have a link? I’m stuck in Providence, RI and the peeps in this town are weeeeird.
by ProbertandErnie on Mar 31, 2010 7:12 PM CDT reply actions
Aw, man!
I was really looking forward to Frazz tonight. Go Scots!
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
'Kopecky' is Slovak for...
‘Abortion.’ He must have Walker’s old locker and found whatever the hell Wiggum had on Q.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
Fraz down - oh no Mr. Bill!
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
wow, the lines
Toews-Hossa-Sharp
Bolland-Kane-Brouwer
Madden-Versteeg-Ladd
Fraser-Kopecky-Eager
D:
Keith-Buff
Seabs-Hammer
Hendry-Sopel
Scratches:
Boynton, Burish
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
While I love that 1st line
It feels to me like Q’s putting all his eggs in one basket. We used to have 4 scoring lines, now it seems we only have one.
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2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass
this sort of looks closer
to something that can work, at least? Third line’s pretty solid as a checking line, and Bolland and Kane can work together, I think. We’ll see.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 31, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed, i remember being
remarkably not-terrified by these lines at the start of the game.
by puppetmasterp on Mar 31, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe
but so far Kaner looks good with T-Bone and Weapon. Let’s see where this goes.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, there goes Fraser
fuck.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
He may come back
He might have just gotten the wind knocked out of him.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
looked kinda like a knee thing may have been involved
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Mar 31, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Nightmare fuel
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Awful sporting to blow the whistle
to have the Wild trainer go to the Hawks bench like that. Noted.
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 7:16 PM CDT reply actions
Everybody I know from MN is a class act
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
JHC notwithstanding
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Give it time
The cool will eventually permeate his beautiful beard.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
It looked like he was shooting for the head!
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
He may have peed a little.
I think there’s a little path of green ice out there.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Blue + Yellow...
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
That he has porphyria?
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
He will produce masculine children.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
XM Radio?
You’d get to hear Murray and Wiedeman.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Thought the same thing...
But, he is such an amazing player, I’m not going to 2nd guess him. If he stayed there it was for a reason.
OK so far, apart from Frazz. Still:
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Nice!
Worth a rec.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Effective backchecking will lead to goals.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Or a Toronto
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
that one made my heart stop.
and made me and ahnfire yell louder than anyone in the entire bar. UGH!!!
by puppetmasterp on Mar 31, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I may have peed myself a litte
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Mar 31, 2010 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha!
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Skwisgaar lied
Scandinavian schools are not superior.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey a commercial for Fail Blog
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 7:27 PM CDT reply actions
stoogetv.com
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I was out running
and haven’t seen any of the game.
Should I turn it on? Or save myself some aggravation?
SCH Resident Idiot
The only Cup we can win is this years
It's fineish, so far
Looks like Frazz broke a rib, though.
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
So far, so good
C’mon in, the water’s fine.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
SOG were 2-2 eleven minutes into the first
and still scoreless.
take that as you will.
and oh, Fraz is hurt
Beautiful save
I love how he tracked the puck so well and made that look easy.
Tremendously tremendous
yay!
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 31, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
And Catfish put a shot on net
Somebody record this game, cuz we’re never going to see that combo again.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Not to be confused with Crazy Talk, who works at a casino outside of Springfield.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Off-topic
Can anyone recommend a cheap electric guitar that’s good for someone just learning to play?
cheap = inexpensive, but not made of jello
Dean Guitars
Chances are you’ll have to mail order it, but I have two and they are great.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Why won't the link command work with copy/paste?
http://deanguitars.com/home.php
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, that's a better deal than Dean
But once you’re hooked, check out Dean. They’re the only company I know that does the lefty customization for free.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Certainly if I didn't suck I'd spend a few hundred more on something nice
Had my eye on a gorgeous Godin for a time.
"Take more penalties!"
now you’re talking Foley!
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 7:36 PM CDT reply actions
This MIN puckhandling is suspect
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 7:39 PM CDT reply actions
Will someone please remind Buff that he's playing defense tonight?
His lumbering around makes my bunghole spasm.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
SOMEBODY CALL A KOP!
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 7:40 PM CDT reply actions
Kopy?????????????????????????????
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 7:40 PM CDT reply actions
This could be a good thing!
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Kopy?
YES PLEASE
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
no fuckin way
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass
and Q is smiling
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Mar 31, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Is it hattrick night for Kopecky?
Bring it on!
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
I am officially panicing now.
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass
This is good
Kopecky goals will help to get us out of bizarro world.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
I would think that would put us solidly in Bizarro world
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
No - he needs to score a few again to get us back out
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
It's easy
What is isn’t and what isn’t is.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
I figured it out
Hossa decided to spend his millions buying off the other teams to make his “friend” feel better about himself. That’s it. OK. That’s my new reality.
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass
lololol
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 31, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
You DO realize that Kopecky plays for us, right?
(Supposedly. In theory.)
Just checking. Hugs.
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but
I really don’t want him playing, because do you see all the other things he does? He just looks good cause everyone else is sucking.
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2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass
yeah
god forbid someone step up on this team
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Not that
I mean, yay for him, I won’t boo any player on the team. But I don’t want his play causing more goals against than we get.
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass
AND
I worry that Q’s gonna replace Sharp with Kop on the 1st line.
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass
Hmmmm
that has potential!
ok, ok, fucking with you
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks for that
anxiety attack!
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass
I spun the Q Chaos Line Creator (or whatever the fuck I named it)
and it said “no”, so that was the basis of my decision
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Kopecky!
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
first versteeg dumping it in
then sopel getting a shot on goal
now Kopecky scoring?
what world is this?
by DemonHawk on Mar 31, 2010 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world
when Kopecky scores
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
That almost works
good call.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
And it really counted.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Big Guns
Good for Kop and obviously it’s great to get the goal but we need those big guns to start scoring! Especially against a team like this.
I really wish they would stop putting the HAwks are 42-10-5 While farting in the face-off stats
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 7:42 PM CDT reply actions
So apparently
Q has to bench Kopolock every other game ?
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 31, 2010 7:42 PM CDT reply actions
Wow Eager to Kopecky
I don’t think even VerStigs Coach Q’s Deterministic Chaos Creator could have come up with that.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
by cdz3210 on Mar 31, 2010 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
you can all thank me
for turning the game on.
Your welcome
SCH Resident Idiot
The only Cup we can win is this years
"Your" the new Bob LeDonne
That’s a compliment.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
OK -- One period down.
Now: THE HARD PART.
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 7:43 PM CDT reply actions
I like the timing of the goal.
We go in on a high, they go in all dejected and shit.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
The thought
of Eager high makes me chuckle
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 31, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Does everyone else see Snufalupagus or is it just me?
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Good thing is we do not have a four goal lead!
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 7:43 PM CDT reply actions
Kopecky?
And now he has 8 goals on the year? Now that has me suprised.
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.
What also had me suprised?
The Jays ruffing up Halladay in spring training. I was sure he’d strike everyone out.
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.
last year he had 6
that was his career high
Thought he had 7 last year?
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.
Nope it was 6
Thus, yes it is a career high with 8. Could he hit double-digits?
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.
He'll do it tonight with a hat trick.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
if he scores a hat trick i will buy a kop jersey
look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!
I will do whatever I can to hold you to that!
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
i swear if he scores a hat trick i will buy a kop jersey
look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!
I think thats as bad of a Fan Foul
as getting your own name on a jersey
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 31, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Double Digits
or the Hat trick
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
For real though
I was so excited I kicked over my margarita. I did not however, wring the drink back into the glass.
and my living room smells like tequila. I think this is a good thing.
Relive Spring Break
just suck it up from the carpet.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Does it smell like good tequila at least ?
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 31, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
it's sauza
Maybe I’ll get someone to get me some patron for my birthday.
by someone, I probably mean “me”. or maybe grandma, if I get a check from her.
Patron is overrated
You really want a tequila owned by a hair-care product mogul ?
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 31, 2010 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
It's pretty delicious
so i don’t give a damn who owns it.
but if you have other tequila recs, I’m open to suggestion.
oh hey, $5 cheaper than patron at binny's
I may have to branch out.
but I’m still sticking with the cheap shit for margaritas.
If Cabo is cheaper than Patron I'm going to Binnys
At Jewel it’s like $45 a bottle or so
Cabo Silver is good
tastes like Froot Loops
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 31, 2010 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Any of these are roughly the same price as Patron -
and MUCH better if you like tequila -
Casa Noble
Dos Lunas
Ocho
Maestro Dobel – brand new, smells and tastes like vanilla
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 31, 2010 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I accept no responsibility
for my own drunkeness much less yours. I was overserved
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 31, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I just sat down 5 mins ago and saw Kopecky-Eager-Steeger
I was gonna comment that that bizzaro line actually looked good on that shift, but for obvious reason withheld my opinion for a while. Now they score on the next shift?? Wow. Works for me.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 7:44 PM CDT reply actions
you, sir
are a visionary. That concept of yours will change the world!
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 31, 2010 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
visionary??
more like heretic!! BURN HIM!!!! WITCH
Not hockey related
but does anyone know if Windows 7 is supposed to take over and restart your computer without you telling it to?
SKynet may be beginning in my living room.
If you have it set to
automatically download and install your updates it can do it.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
thank fucking god
I thought my brand new computer was a lemon.
(uh, any idea how to change that?)
by Katherine215 on Mar 31, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
control panel > automatic updates
then do a search with the word “updates” and here you can change your settings to whatever you want
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
It's a good to keep automatic updates
but set it to do them at some time when you’re not likely to be using it. 3am? Noon? Of course the PC needs to be on…
There is a setting where after so long after certain updates, it will force restart your PC unless you stop it.
If you have auto update on, this may happen
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Wondows 7 is
Control Panel + System and Security + Windows Update – Select method
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
big hit against the boards
looked like the edge of it hit him hard in the ribs.
also FUCK MOTHER FUCKS I WILL BREAK HINDY WHATEVERTHEFUCK MYSELF.
a stretcher?
if there was one, it was not on the ice, definitely. He got slammed into the boards pretty hard—not dirty, just it looked like it hurt a lot. He got the wind knocked out of him but Edzo and Foley thought maybe it could have been his rib too.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 31, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, they said it was coming from the Zamboni door
maybe it didn’t make it into camera range. I just saw the replay. thanks all!
by Katherine215 on Mar 31, 2010 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay I am in class and I know it is 1 to 0
but how do they look?
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Mar 31, 2010 7:53 PM CDT reply actions
oh man
okay 40 more minutes boys. Thanks man.
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Mar 31, 2010 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Unusual up to this point
which can be a good thing
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks man
Go Hawks
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Mar 31, 2010 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Kopecky interview
He ’s actually a good guy.
He’s my guy the rest of the way
Potato skins mmmmmmm
Chewing gum?
The 1st period was good, but so was last night.
Could we play another just like it?
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.
I hope not!
How about 2 more, they have playing to many 2 period games this month!
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
One-on-one interview type of deal, I reckon.
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Who tweeted such thing?
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I am intrigued
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
So we were talking beer the other night and I mentioned the Oly Ball
This is it. Then I was at the store today and I saw a miller lite thing just like it. I almost bought it, but then I didn’t
Period 2 on
see ya
Chewing gum?
It's begining to look a lot like...
Oh wait – it’s just the Wild’s jerseys.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
Fa la la la la, la la la suck.
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Excuse me
BIG HAIR ALERT — behind MIN bench. Yikes.
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
its Minnesota
could be a sasquatch
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 31, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Kopecky to Eager
comes to: fuck all.
Ah. Order is restored.
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:04 PM CDT reply actions
Yay Fraz!
They must have dipped into Sopel’s crate of spare and rusty parts to patch him up
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
by chevrier30 on Mar 31, 2010 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Maybe he has a Lidstrom type injury
Remember what Sharp did to Lidstrom?
Lidstrom plays Tether ball now
Chewing gum?
That injury still makes me wince
And I’m a girl
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
You selling some ?
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 31, 2010 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Yea Eddie
they travel with a doctor because he has to put sopel back together after every game
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 31, 2010 8:05 PM CDT reply actions
Edzo tidbit
Hawks is the only team that travels with a doctor.
Really??
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:05 PM CDT reply actions
Anyone else think he looks like Cousin Larry
from Perfect Strangers?
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Mar 31, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I like Dr Michael Terry
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 31, 2010 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Burish has always played doctor
much to Patrick Kane’s dismay
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 31, 2010 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Well played
Seriously — with all the head hits this year and whatnot, should that be a rule or something?
Consider Zednik. Dude almost gets decapitated, and his doc isn’t on the spot? It worked out, obviously, very well with Buffalo’s docs. But still — there oughta be a law.
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
that is shocking to me
baseball teams do but not hockey?
by Katherine215 on Mar 31, 2010 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I mean, Dr. Terry does work for the U of C
He does have to be at The Forefront of Medicine. So there’s that.
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:07 PM CDT reply actions
I know NOTHING!
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
did Eager just bellyflop?
looked like he was trying to impersonating Hammer
He's Kop
He can do many things.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
AND NOW, IN STEREO!
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
He's in my head....
Any POTUS fans? Hello?
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Pink hats are bad enough
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
He dad qualifies for a cockpunch, though.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's her mother's fault
the mother, however…..
by Katherine215 on Mar 31, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Never!
;)
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Stone sober, relatively speaking
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Our Antti is better than yours
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:13 PM CDT reply actions
he rapes Coyotes
Come on children. Let's all go find us some nice white women to go make love to.
by Rage and Grace on Mar 31, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't see meeshak here anymore
anyone want to put odds he’s drinking in a bar in Schaumburg with a short asian and short indian gal – whether or not they know it ;)
Hi, I’m, umm, “Steve”, yep, that’s me, Steve. You gals Hawks fans? What a coincidence! Mind if I join you?
What do you mean I’m not funny? meeshak? Nope, never heard of him…
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
I thought the same thing
when I saw ahnfire’s note.
by Katherine215 on Mar 31, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
the funniest part
was that I commented “SCH shuts down / crickets chirping in the distance” meaning that every single guy just ran out the door – and for 5 fucking minutes there wasn’t a single comment!
I was sitting there thinking “Damn, we really did just lose the whole NW Chicago sector of SCH”
Well, I hope the young man is truly out and they’re all having fun. He doesn’t seem happy to be back in Chitown. And hopefully ahnfire and puppetmasterp are funny and can pick up the slack
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, he's not his usual un-funny self
I met them briefly at the Bottom Lounge, they seemed funny enough to make up for meeshak.
I also like how we’re talking about him like he’ll never read this, too.
by Katherine215 on Mar 31, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
THAT'S who I was sitting next to
I heard the username as “onfire” and never figured it out. we need nametags next time
I met them as they were leaving
she told me it was a play on her last name which eased my puzzlement with her screen name a lot.
Yes, we totally need name tags.
by Katherine215 on Mar 31, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Was at a drinking event with nametags today
It’s a little awkward at first but it makes so much sense later in the evening…
If I can actually make it to one of these though, I won’t need one. I’ll be the one in the helmet.
haha well, that's how it's pronounced
on = ahn.
I’ll bring markers if someone brings those sticky nametags for the next roadwatch.
haha! yeah, i was wondering what you meant by that at the time....
But it was right before i ran out the door.
Well, I hate to disappoint, but if anyone was there they decided not to introduce themselves. Meh, I can live with that. The game was plenty entertaining enough. And even though I’m not usually a sugery-drink girl (as evidence by my repeated beer and whiskey comments) the $5 martinis were fabulous.
Oh yeah shinkicker: you were the one I talked to the most that night. I was the one with the eerie ability to sense opposing goals JUST before they happened…..
by puppetmasterp on Mar 31, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know how funny we are
but I’m told we’re pretty entertaining to watch, because we like to loudly debate the play of everything going on at the time, and tend to act like we’re in the UC. I wonder if I could convince the waitresses to start waiting for the whistle…
OOOH, Sharpie!
Do that again
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:14 PM CDT reply actions
that's
what she said.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 31, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Its not Windows 7
its me
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 31, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Want your credit card numbers too ?
and i cannot believe the filth in your browser history.
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 31, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
it was my passive aggressive way
of telling you to tone it down.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 31, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was thinking that.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Q should go all Shifu and use food to train Buff.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Best I've seen
in a long, long time.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
I know what I hate
And I didn’t hate that
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:16 PM CDT reply actions
that was
a “drop pass”…..yeah….thats what it was
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Mar 31, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
TORONTO THAT SHIT
I thought it went in
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:16 PM CDT reply actions
Same here
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I did too
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Damn guess not
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Never mind
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF!!!
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 8:16 PM CDT reply actions
no goal=not good enough
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 31, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Crossbar is Minn's MVP tonight
Come on children. Let's all go find us some nice white women to go make love to.
L'Premier Etoile!
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
BENNNYYY!!!!
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 8:18 PM CDT reply actions
Holy shit - 2pts for Eager
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 31, 2010 8:18 PM CDT reply actions
SUNSHINE?????
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass
It will shine on a dog's ass from time to time
or so I’ve been told.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Eager!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
4th Line again
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
Me like cookie monster
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
This is what I'm talking about
1/2 second earlier and that might have been called a no goal.
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass
He is his own rebound
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Eags!
and then Kopecky went in the net lol
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Eager, Kopecky, and Fraser
The money line?
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.
by hawks61 on Mar 31, 2010 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
$ line tonight
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Mar 31, 2010 8:19 PM CDT reply actions
Well, this is odd. The Hawks are... playing well????
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:19 PM CDT reply actions
more than that
the FOURTH line is playing well.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 31, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, the rest of the Hawks are firing away with some competence, it must be said
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
They have some urgency tonight
That’s been AWOL as of late.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Mar 31, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
shots so far are 14-1 this period
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 31, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
And the Wild have helped them out a bunch with silly play
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
at this point
I’ll take it. A period more like that please.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 31, 2010 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
True
but every team they’ve played have been awful during stretches; this time the Hawks are exploiting those mistakes, and forcing new ones, which creates scoring chances.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Eager to Kopecky
Q was laughing. Eager again, PP looked decent, Im glad Im not drinking or I might have thought I lost my mind
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Mar 31, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Eag
ads
"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"
by Hungryhawk on Mar 31, 2010 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
ha!
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
See what happens when Burish is scratched
The rest of the fourth line gets to score for a change
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
by chevrier30 on Mar 31, 2010 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Toftbo!
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Um - that could be interpreted a number of ways...
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 31, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
That’s the beauty of that line. I’ve been giggling about June saying that since I was 11.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks again
for the info earlier on working against the boards. They seem to actually be doing what you said. And I can see it!
by Katherine215 on Mar 31, 2010 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Hawks to throw opening pitch
Don’t let Burish throw. He’d bean a girl with a nice rack in the front row and then try to “make it better.”
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:24 PM CDT reply actions
No shit
That was crazy
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Mar 31, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
God that's such a horrible commerical
I almost wish the McDonald’s guy would barge in and tell them not to text until he’s had coffee
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
and then Toews beats the shit out of coffee guy
best. commercial. EVER
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Mar 31, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Cockpunch every time that douchebag blows someone off. Guaranteed PR coup.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Or the guy with the bad brakes
crashes through the wall and kills them all
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Mar 31, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Um...yeah?
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Mar 31, 2010 8:30 PM CDT reply actions
fuck really?
yes its been a while. mjthor is right by me too
Oh, shit. 5 on 3 coming up.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Where'd you get that?
A buddy of mine is from England and would dig that!
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Yahoo images
Also available on coffee mugs and such.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Hawk61 might get pissed with you dissing the Crown and all that
since they still follow that stuff
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Looks like he's dissing the Kings...
…which is O.K. by me. And NO the Queen may still be on our money but we’re no longer part of the commonwealth and haven’t been for some time.
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.
I came across a tooney today and it made me think of it
oh and the QE2 in Toronto, man cut the cord already!
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Why do the call the public lands "Crown Land"?
I go fishing/camping in Northern Ontario on Crown Land every year. We were told the Queen owns it.
uh oh
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Anti Niemi
Everyone chill the fuck out, I got this.
Come on children. Let's all go find us some nice white women to go make love to.
That's right Nemo show them who's in charge!
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
If/when i get arrested...
I want Niemi to bail me out
by DemonHawk on Mar 31, 2010 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Good thing
Eddie had to get those Ford Great Saves in
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
Foley comes with ANTI-GOAL
He’s a reader.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:33 PM CDT reply actions
Stud
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Mar 31, 2010 8:33 PM CDT reply actions
replying to yourself Franky?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Hawks had 15 in that period I thought
and Wild had 10 total. No?
by Katherine215 on Mar 31, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
16-5 in the second period
and only 10 total for the wild. I must have been number swapping in my head.
That period was....
PRECISELY WHAT WAS REQUIRED.
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:36 PM CDT reply actions
Way to shake the second period curse, boys!
Solid play; some minor mistakes but nothing that led to a goal against and is untweakable in the locker room.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 31, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
one more, one more!
it’s not greed, just. you know. been burned before and all that.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 31, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
A change of fwds w/o leaving the o-zone
they look really good right now!
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
WOW
Just…wow!
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Wow Niemi
20 minutes to go
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 8:36 PM CDT reply actions
I think Huet watched those saves
and then ordered a hotdog and beer, cuz he realized he is probably going a spectator more often than not now
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Mar 31, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
We're gonna need him before it's over
Hope he comes through when needed. Be awesome if we had 2 good goalies for the playoffs
and a donut
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 31, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I know I will hear
some idiot who will look at the boxscore tomorrow and say that Niemi only had to face X amount of shots
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
I heard / read that
after the coyote molestation too.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
was there slapping?
It’s a civic duty at that point.
Come on children. Let's all go find us some nice white women to go make love to.
by Rage and Grace on Mar 31, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't say what the save % is, but it could only be better if the cup was on the line.
Niemi is in to it. I hope the others let him lead him.
You hear me esquire!?
Chewing gum?
I forgot how good this can feel!
Let it go CNS…too easy…let it go ;-)
I like this optimism stuff much better
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 8:41 PM CDT reply actions
See my world is better.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
THIRD PERIOD THREAD OPEN
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.
by McClure on Mar 31, 2010 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Roger that
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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Mar 31, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
ok. finally caught up.
watched the 1st 2 periods on dvr. no im on board live. ’bout stinkin time, mr. bourbon
Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder
Was that Larmer in that Messier commerical?
I loved him.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
Kopy is the Man!?!?
If it works don't go and F*** it up!
"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Mar 31, 2010 9:06 PM CDT reply actions
looks like Niemi
is keeping that belt
i would have liked an empty netter for SuperKop to ice the cake, but im much happier it was Towes.
Capt’ serious’ goal was VERY big after all those chances from his line earlier in the game, but another Niemi shutout, on the otherhand, is ALWAYS preferred. go hawks.
Sorry, Hawkynite
but I think this may have to be the mother of all reply fails.. other than the fact that it’s not a reply…
really??
you wouldn’t want a hat trick by a guy in an indian head sweater?
the Toews goal WASN’T big?
the shutout be Niemi WASN’T BIGGER?
whatever, VerStig.
whatever.
ugh
FAIL!!!
You FAIL at FAILING!
but you do crack me up.
whatever.
ugh
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 1, 2010 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions
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