If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting
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Vancouver Canucks at Chicago Blackhawks, Mar 5, 2010 7:30 PM CST
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Come on Bob, one time...
"Blocked by the shaft of a diving Brent Seabrook."
-the bad play by play guy from the rodeo channel
by oneminuteremainingintheperiodoneminute on Mar 5, 2010 1:46 PM CST reply actions
Very interested to see if Hossa can back up Wednesday with another good one against a, lets say better, team.
"Blocked by the shaft of a diving Brent Seabrook."
-the bad play by play guy from the rodeo channel
by oneminuteremainingintheperiodoneminute on Mar 5, 2010 1:47 PM CST reply actions
Nice preview
Can’t fucking wait. The Nucks aren’t just 2-1 against the Hawks this year, tney are the only team in the league to outplay the Hawks head-to-head this season.
All you Americans, get your Kesler-hate on. I kinda liked him a week ago, but it’s now obvious what a complete tool he is.
And that fag Burrows too.
Woo hoo!
I’m gonna go throw some beer bottles against the side of my house and shout gay slurs to get ready for this one!!
by HungryHungryPanda on Mar 5, 2010 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
Fair enough
I don’t suppose it would help to say some of my best friends are gay, or that this term seems pretty tepid compared to some of the colorful language thrown around here, or that I don’t consider this a gay slur (most gay people I know can stand up to being called ‘fags’ or ‘queer’ pretty well and use these terms themselves), as much as it may annoy a manly man (or repressed homophobe) to be referred to thusly.
So, I guess I’m surprised that this throw-away line (amdst a veritable sea of dubious commentary) was seized upon by self-appointed PC police pigeonholing me as a redneck. I suppose I should be grateful this didn’t trigger the popular “worse than Hitler” response though.
Still, out of respect for your delicate sensibilities, I’ll be more careful in word choice from now on.
that's what you get
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 5, 2010 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
thanks chi
i just spent a half hour watching south park ;)
(really)
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
indeed - in a bastian of nonPC, utterly inappropriate commentary
we still have some sacred cows to get people’s panties in a knot.
Oh, and those would be mere straight crossdressing panty wearers’ panties, not any gay panty wearers’ panties (not that there’s anything wrong with that, or that they are any more likely to wear them than ony one else – but including them, if they’d be offedned by being excluded).
I wasn't trying to portray you as a redneck
Sorry if it came across that way. I was actually thinking of Charlie Kelly from It’s Always Sunny when I developed the mental picture of breaking beer bottles (and he’s not a redneck, just illiterate, but I digress…)
I really don’t have delicate sensibilities, I just think there are so many words you could use to describe Burrows without offending a large segment of the population (your gay friends might not mind it because they actually are gay). When you use it to imply that someone is “less than”, I think it crosses a line for some. No worries, my boxer briefs have been un-knotted.
by HungryHungryPanda on Mar 5, 2010 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't think in terms of "less than"...
…just a term that I imagine would piss a guy like Burrows off.
I guess my boxer briefs were a bit knotted too.
So is everyone cool
with me calling him “cock sucker” in tonight’s GDT?
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
only if he's a non-gay cocksucker
hey, its PC – making sense is irrelevant, if not counterproductive
by krome on Mar 5, 2010 6:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
question...
keeping in the super PC-ness of this site… i believe you would have to call him a “non-homosexual penis-sucker”
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 6:25 PM CST up reply actions
Oh when will you guys learn
if in doubt, douche(noun) always is a hit.
Ever since I’ve been here this has been a definitely anti-gay hating community. Excuse the double negative, please. We have our limits, and some lines are not to be crossed. Some, however, should be crossed regularly.
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Hockey is a free fire zone
No one is above (or below) ridicule.
Everyone has to take their hits, everyone is expected to give them. If anyone doesn’t like it, don’t play.
Are you still harping on this?
Geeze you’re such a fag…
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
Obviously
the tobacco-stuffed cancer-infested variety, I’d never call you a cock-smoker…
to your non-face
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
I mean, I don't get the term cocksmoker.
Do people slide their lips up and down cigarettes and cigars when they smoke them? I wouldn’t know, since I don’t smoke.
If you “smoke” a cock, wouldn’t you light one end on fire and then inhale lightly on the tip of the opposite end?
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NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
I was trying to be polite
and not directly call krome a butt sucker, which was my actual intention, but of course, you read between the lines mjthor
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
I have black friends that refer to one another using a certain word that begins with the letter 'n'.
YOUR ARGUMENT SUCKS.
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NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
this whole subject is queer
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
by ccm on Mar 6, 2010 7:41 AM CST up reply actions
Your argument is an analogy based on an implied equivalence between the n-word and the f-word...
…arguing by analogy is fraught, as I’m sure you appreciate.
Based on the circumstances of this country and its history, this implied equivalence is absurd. The n-word stands alone.
Clearly, I’m not monopolizing the sucky arguments around here.
Equivalence, no.
But both of them are incredibly hateful pejoratives tied to histories of violence. It’s the difference between getting punched in the balls or in the stomach.
Yes, another analogy. And arguing by analogy is effective if done properly.
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NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
"incredibly hateful pejoratives tied to histories of violence."
These carefully chosen words, in my opinion, reflect an analogy strained tighter than a botox-riddled face.
Tell me about the 350 years of forced servitude by homosexuals.
I’m sorry- you try to fit these two peas in a pod, but I continue to see a wide chasm.
Just my view- in any event, the experience has taught me to steer clear of this lightning rod.
I'm quite happy
to go back to hating Kesler now. It was making my stomach hurt having to cheer for him in the Olympics. Or, not root against him, at least.
it's been a while..
campbell is about due for another “scratch your head and wonder where that had been hiding” game..and hossa has been making essentially everyone he carries the puck in against look like matt walker lately, it’ll be interesting to see if it keeps things up
"It all comes back to 2 words that ring over and over in my head. DE-TROIT SUCKS! DE-TROIT SUCKS! Good times."
Kesler on Ladd today
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/03/kesler-on-ladd-im-not-calling-him-a-coward.html
Apparently, “he’s a coward”, means “he’s not a coward”. Alrighty Ryan. I honestly don’t know how the media can twist his words (as he claims) if the sentence was, “he’s a coward.” Tough to twist a three-word statement.
I guess a loss in a one-punch fight can make one backpedal. Dammit I can’t wait for this one tonight! Let’s go Hawks!
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
not to defend the Kesler on this one
but the press can totally screw up a one word sentence, one as short as two letters.
right
but didn’t he call him a coward in a video interview?
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
i can't find the video interview but....
“He’s a coward, he’ll always be a coward,” Kesler said. “At least he was man enough to hit me when I was looking this time.”
i have found this exact quote on at least 15 different websites
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 5:42 PM CST up reply actions
from what Kesler said today
it seems like he regrets saying that stuff, which is fine…but don’t go and blame it on the media. Own up to it, say you were emotional and used a poor choice of words (or whatever), and move on. wtf
Blaming the media
He’s just sending the douch-O-meter through the roof.
All the more reason that he deserves another ass-wooping tonight.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 6:50 PM CST up reply actions
Cannot wait for this game tonight!
It’s been a while since I’ve been this excited for a Hawks game, sans the Olympics.
This game will be great...
God i hope Louuuu gets rocked again, i still wake up with nightmares of the Canadian fans yelling his name during the GMG and then praising him after the game as i stand there in disbelief.
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 2:17 PM CST reply actions
I wish I was there
but my old man took my damn tickets for tonight!!
Oh well at least I’m heading to the scum game on Sunday!
I think this is the game the hawks need most. It should be intense and playoff atmosphere (spelling?). Hope we can get our legs fucking going for the full 60 mins. It should be good game..
Hockey is life! Lets go Hawks!
here's a fun fact
Kane hasn’t scored on Luongo since Game 6.
Yes, I just called him out with the hope that it reverse-jinxes him.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
Random thought
How long till Julius Peppers drops the puck at the UC? Playoffs maybe?
"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."
Bringing him to a Hawks game
might give the false reality that all Chicago sports teams are well-run and competitive.
He’ll be in for one hell of a surprise.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Biggest rival? Most hated both ways?
Wait until the playoffs this year and see what you think as the Blues are one point out of eighth and are streaking.
But go ahead and give it to the Canuckleheads for good measure.
www.stlouisgametime.com
Awww the Blues want to join the party that is the top of the conference?
You guys are like Spider in Goodfellas serving drinks to the head wiseguys. Mouth off, and you get killed.
But best of luck trying to get into the playoffs. Show us you can consistently play us as tough as the Canucks, and maaaaaaybe we’ll give the title back to you. Until then…DANCE! – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4VxewepbYk
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
wait hawk...
i think you meant to link this DANCE!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGMunwWFFUQ&feature=related
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
hahaha
Fantastic. Priceless, even.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
Blues: bunch of mumbling stuttering little fucks
yeah, that’s about right
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
It's Time for an Ameren UE POWER PLAY!!!!
"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."
Oh, now that shit is funny
It’s been too long since I’ve had the chance to see that and /facepalm.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
who strolls into lounges wearing their Olympic jacket and silver medal???
/facepalm
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 5, 2010 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
Look, it's the black-eyed-peas...
…I love you guys. See my medal? It’s shiny! Can I sit here? Oh, excuse me. Maybe I’ll just sit down over there and listen to the music.
Black-eyed-peas! Wooooo!
Kaner was just trying to be and good friend
and get Fergie’s autograph for Steeger, or at least offer a limo ride to her.
by EamusCatuli23 on Mar 5, 2010 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe he was aiming to fall into Fergie's lap
I mean, who wouldn’t want to fall into that lap!? Huh!? HUUUUH!? Yeah!?
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
hopefully she didnt piss her pants that night
http://gossip.commongate.com/post/the_secret_of_fergie_s_pee-pants_revealed_
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Yikes.
That’s a scary profile of her. Meh, her ass is wonderous, nevertheless.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
I cant' watch this one
Both kids have first game of tournament.
Holland Ice Dogs!
I’ll be yelling “shoot the puck” at the D man (my older kid) and “sieve” at my younger one (the goalie). Good times!
"All questions must be submitted in writing"
That awesome laaarmer, to update you...
1. you didn’t miss anything in the 1st period, very non-eventful
2. Equire02 needs detention again
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
I heard some of the first on the way to get my Molson Canadian
It sounded good. Too bad about Luongo though.
"All questions must be submitted in writing"
You mean like type Hawks goalies are better than gold medal goalie 10 times
"All questions must be submitted in writing"
Don't worry about it
mjthor made him clean erasers after class instead
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 11:45 PM CST up reply actions
Best reference in the Indian tonight
Anyone that can drink holding a bottle at a 90 degree angle like that is my hero
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While holding it with a boxing glove on his hand!
Tremendously tremendous!
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Mar 5, 2010 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
i spent nearly an hour
trying to find the animated gif, to no avail.
If he hung out with us, he’d revert back to his arcade days as Vodka Drunkinski
http://punchout.gamebub.com/arcade_vodka_drunkenski.php
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if so, it's still a 90 degree angle
so still epic.
you try laying on the floor and drinking.
If Im on the floor I’m usually reverse drinking
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Kane has been looking much more "into" backchecking in & since the Olympics
perhaps he’s on baord for playing both ends of the rink with some enthusiasm
After watching highlights of the Pens/Rangers
Lundqvist might be my new favorite goaltender
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Here
to pump everybody up for the game
vs The Canucks * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUfJpDrzMug
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdodcAUDADQ
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cHSJJYPJa8
look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!
by Zarco on Mar 5, 2010 4:00 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Game Fucking 5
Just graduated from college that morning, went out drinking to watch that game later that night. I became the biggest Dave Bolland fan that night. Game 6 was fucking awesome to get the win at home, but Game 5 was very special.
I seriously tear up watching game 4 highlights
I was at that game and Marty’s late goal, the OT goal, and the yelling and towel waving in the streets after the game…….one of the best live sports moments of my life.
"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."
Selling my Tickets
I have two tickets to the Kings game Wednesday which is also Savard Heritage Night. Lexus Club Section 205 Row 2 Seats 1 and 2. I’m asking $400 for both, but open to negotiation. If your interested let me know or contact me via email njachimiec@yahoo.com
Hope this is a good game tonight
As this is the last of the games I’m going to at the UC (until playoff time that is) – I’ll be seeing the Hawks in Columbus at the end of the month.
For amusement you can poke the nerdy girl in the last row of Section 330 wearing a Toews jersey – that’ll be me.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
I'll be in 332
Near the last row. My dad and I will be wearing Kane and Toews WC jerseys.
by HungryHungryPanda on Mar 5, 2010 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
Kick off the Clown Shoes
When the Hawks score on the PP, they are 28-4-3.
Vancouver is 19th in the league in the PK (83.4%).
I might have missed it
but if Buff can show up in front of the net tonight, I think we got this game.
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
I know Buff engaging bodies is infrequent
I suspect that’s why it was omitted from the preview.
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
I'd like to see him
get in Luongo’s head again. Making him cry would be fantastic. I have an obsession with Luongo crying at the UC again.
And I would like to hear Chelsea Dagger a lot tonight. I’m fairly certain it plays an active role in Luongo’s nightmares.
I think we've captured...
…the essence of the Luongo nightmare. Buff’s big butt rocking hypnotically right in front of him to the relentless beat of Chelsea Dagger, with 20 cent flitting about the edges.
by cliffkoroll on Mar 5, 2010 5:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I think this can be accomplished without bringing Buff's ass into the equation
especially rocking hypnotically….I think that might be a nightmare for most people
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by BigCSouthside on Mar 5, 2010 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
Buff and Kane
aren’t on the same line anymore as they were to start the season, but Q’s been sending Buff out there with DN on the power play, so just hope for lots ot Nuck penalties tonight.
Ok, I was close
I got a broken stick and a benching! Probably there were tears at intermission.
Tonight was GREAT! I’m so glad I went!!
by Katherine215 on Mar 5, 2010 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah!!! We made him sad again!!
“I felt good, that’s the sad part.” said luongo after the game
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
by ccm on Mar 6, 2010 7:43 AM CST up reply actions
Good Weekend all...
Let’s get 4
"Blocked by the shaft of a diving Brent Seabrook."
-the bad play by play guy from the rodeo channel
by oneminuteremainingintheperiodoneminute on Mar 5, 2010 4:52 PM CST reply actions
yaagtwjelkgaaaargh
and other assorted bulldozer noises.
Stuck with the radio for the first period, but hopefully it’s a good one. Back to hating Kesler, with a side of begrudging respect.
Seabrook;
put the good ol’ days of the gold medal circle jerk behind you, please just show up with your a-game tonight. We’re going to need you. Three point night for Kaner.
"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"
agree about Seabrook
We will definitely need him “on” tonight.
H-H welcome back…you’ve been scarce around these parts lately.
I feel like being a 12 year old
Vancouver sucks. Vancouver sucks. Vancouver sucks lalalalalalalalalala
I will heartily second the 12 year old taunting of Vancouver
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by BigCSouthside on Mar 5, 2010 6:19 PM CST up reply actions
Going to the bar to watch the game
Hope to see the paddlin cartoon when I return…
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
A little slow
Have to miss the game tonight because of work and paid for an Indian through the site. Does Sam send us a .pdf in an email. Whats the deal? Thanks
by SergeiKrivokrasov25 on Mar 5, 2010 7:05 PM CST reply actions
lol
During the pre-game chatter, somebody in the crowd behind them had a sign that said “Sopel is a GOD”
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
i didn't think that was debatable?
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
last year toward the end of the season
some kid had a sign for Matt Walker. Totally unexpected, but awesome.
by gmh on Mar 5, 2010 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
All trash talk aside…are you guys looking forward to this one as much as we are in Nucks land?
"Of course you know, this means war!!"
Bugs Bunny
I don’t know…with the Flames becoming irrelevant, this may be the rivalry we Canuck fans look forward to…too bad they only play 4 times a year.
"Of course you know, this means war!!"
Bugs Bunny
i think the reason i'm so excited...
is during the GMG i had to deal with a big crowd of Canadian fans yelling “louuuuuu” all game, so i’m just rdy for him to fail and maybe it will help me sleep at night better
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 7:41 PM CST up reply actions
more than you know...
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
Is Mitchell still out?
I’ve been looking forward to seeing Eager and Brouwer run him all night in revenge for Captain Marvel in the fall.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 5, 2010 7:40 PM CST reply actions
wow....
didn’t see this happening AT ALL
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 7:42 PM CST reply actions
that took a long time
This game is going to be one of survival
by Esquire02 on Mar 5, 2010 7:43 PM CST via mobile reply actions
hahaha this is hilarious
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
5-3
with fuck tard, with a 10 min. miscounduct i believe/
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 7:46 PM CST reply actions
who is that first guy?
because I have a feeling I’ve seen him play a serial killer.
but do you see what I mean about the eyes? it’s eerie
come on guys....
you have to score on this
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 7:47 PM CST reply actions
Need more speed on this if they want to keep Luongo from stopping these.
They stay this slow he’ll see them every time.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 5, 2010 7:48 PM CST reply actions
MADDEN!!!!
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 7:50 PM CST reply actions
FUCK YOU LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 7:50 PM CST reply actions
MADDOG!
Nice to see you back again, Madden!
by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 5, 2010 7:51 PM CST reply actions
ahh..... this is the luuuuuu i remember
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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 7:52 PM CST reply actions
Hey Luongo!
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Wow
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
HIP HIP....
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 7:53 PM CST reply actions
Huet
Hip Hip…HUET!
"Whats your location Chief?"
"Well, Im on a road. Appears to be asphalt. I am directly under the Earth's sun......now."
Attaboy Huet
Some good saves on that PK
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
huet just asked me to post this for the haters out there...
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 7:57 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
I don't think I breathed at all for the entire two minutes.
It was like a heart attack in slow motion.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 5, 2010 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
hahaha
Rypien just tried to put Campbell through the glass and ended up bouncing off his forcefield of bewilderment. I love it when that happens.
yeah, I was talking about the end of the thing
the beginning was great!
by gmh on Mar 5, 2010 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
he was pretending it was Doughty
look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!
by Zarco on Mar 5, 2010 8:09 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
D2K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 8:05 PM CST reply actions
Dunc!
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Keith
That was BADASS…His shot has improved a ton the last 2 seasons.
"Whats your location Chief?"
"Well, Im on a road. Appears to be asphalt. I am directly under the Earth's sun......now."
why couldn't this be the baby lou....
we saw on the GMG?
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 8:06 PM CST reply actions
that should be a giveaway
the next time we play these fuckers
by gmh on Mar 5, 2010 8:09 PM CST up reply actions
realistically, travel packs of tissues would fly better
less air resistance, and you can get 4/$1 at walgreens
Tears!
Suck it Bobby Lu!
"Whats your location Chief?"
"Well, Im on a road. Appears to be asphalt. I am directly under the Earth's sun......now."
Play that Chelsea Dagger, boys!
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
HORSA
Havlat was good. Hossa is great.
The man is unreal.
"Whats your location Chief?"
"Well, Im on a road. Appears to be asphalt. I am directly under the Earth's sun......now."
Hossa takes over long stretches of play, where he simply owns the ice
Havlat had some nice, slick rushes and all, but did not control things like Hossa (and wasn’t the force Hossa is in the defensive end)
COMPLETE CHAOS,
but if we keep scoring like this I’ll take it!
by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 5, 2010 8:07 PM CST reply actions
been watching for 2.5 minutes...
and they’ve scored twice. Usually the opposite happens to me…
Tazer
Awesome Tazer funny face when Keith was winding up to take that blast. He for sure thought he was getting a puck to the face.
"Whats your location Chief?"
"Well, Im on a road. Appears to be asphalt. I am directly under the Earth's sun......now."
Luongo's floppin like a fish out there!
Finish him!!
"Any player who gets the opportunity to play at Wrigley should welcome it"
.
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 8:08 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Had to rec that
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by BigCSouthside on Mar 6, 2010 8:18 AM CST up reply actions
Keep shooting glove side.
Lu is definitely having problems with it.
Screw a good game.
This is great. We’ve won two fights and scored three goals.
Great 1st.
"Whats your location Chief?"
"Well, Im on a road. Appears to be asphalt. I am directly under the Earth's sun......now."
YOU GUYS
Brent Seabrook punched a man in the face and then we scored TWO goals!!
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Well I'm no statistician,
but tonight we have a 200% goal-completion rate in the minute immediately following Brent Seabrook punching someone in the face. I mean, correlation is NOT causation, but you can’t deny the connection.
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Connection could be
Biscuit not on the ice….
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Hossa
This isn’t important or any sort of criticism but has Hossa ever fought?
I bet he’d be awesome if he did.
"Whats your location Chief?"
"Well, Im on a road. Appears to be asphalt. I am directly under the Earth's sun......now."
yeah he has
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtAYOQubz04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoMx_QMjIn0
look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!
He is a pimp
He kicked ass in both. Just as I suspected.
"Whats your location Chief?"
"Well, Im on a road. Appears to be asphalt. I am directly under the Earth's sun......now."
he really didnt need to fight
a simple look would have sufficed, but hossa was bored
by jesus christos on Mar 5, 2010 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
d'oh
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
fuck
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 8:14 PM CST reply actions
This is what I was talkin about...
Huet can let in soft goals…like he just did…it can be a huge problem on any given night.
However, he can also make some pretty fucking amazing saves. And if the Hawks pick up their play and turn on the heat, it is not that big of a deal.
Now if the Hawks can keep playin hard, it shouldn’t be a big problem. But it is still a problem.
Kesler is a doucheleaf
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by Trixietrx on Mar 5, 2010 8:15 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
another
Shitty weak goal. Maddening.
by Esquire02 on Mar 5, 2010 8:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions
VERSTEEG!
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
STEEGER!!!!!!!!!!
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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 8:16 PM CST reply actions
Wow
My boner almost deflated but VERSTEEG! brought it back
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by Battery on Mar 5, 2010 8:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Bonus points: Don't spill any beer
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steeger
looked good there. nice patience play.
here's your puncuation back, Kris
!!!!!!!!
"..and what's on your Christmas list, partner?" P. Foley
"I expect to get leather goods for Christmas.. a belt in the mouth, and a boot in the ass." D. Tallon, 1985
Well there's a amazing dangle goal from Steeg
Now expect a 5-game point streak followed by another 10 games of invisibility :)
Crazy to me he hasn’t scored in 16 games
"Whats your location Chief?"
"Well, Im on a road. Appears to be asphalt. I am directly under the Earth's sun......now."
He dumped it in enough
so they were expecting another one instead
Live, Love, Be... Progressive in all things
shoooooot!!!!!!!!
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
by ccm on Mar 6, 2010 7:45 AM CST up reply actions
kopecky
and nice play aren’t usually used in the same sentence.
me taking the over on the 5.5 goals scored...
is looking really good right now
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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 8:18 PM CST reply actions
Really?
It’s still the 1st period? Feels like an entire game to me already.
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BABY HAWK!!!!!!
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 8:23 PM CST reply actions
MY SON!
I love you!
Love,
Mrs. Hendry
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by Trixietrx on Mar 5, 2010 8:23 PM CST reply actions 8 recs
Is greasy bob gonna cry in the intermission?
by punchdrunkcabbie on Mar 5, 2010 8:23 PM CST reply actions
Hendry?
A real sweet finish from a D guy there too
Crap, if the Hawks keep at maybe Kopecky pots one by the end … naaaaaah
how is luuuuuuuuuuuuu still in the game
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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 8:24 PM CST reply actions
Run! Kesler, Run!
For any of you geeks who remember “Sinistar”…
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 8:24 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Hell yeah!
Best console game ever!
"Any player who gets the opportunity to play at Wrigley should welcome it"
please jebus,
give us 60 minutes from the men in red.
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 8:25 PM CST reply actions
Best of Year
Best period the Hawks have played all year.
"Whats your location Chief?"
"Well, Im on a road. Appears to be asphalt. I am directly under the Earth's sun......now."
hahaha
Luongo’s already trying to break his stick.
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Bobby Lu
Ya Roberto you tell that stick whos boss!
"Whats your location Chief?"
"Well, Im on a road. Appears to be asphalt. I am directly under the Earth's sun......now."
That's because you don't have a penis.
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Trix
has every one that she wants… >:-)
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 6, 2010 9:45 AM CST up reply actions
What is everyone drinking tonight?
I don’t really post here no mores, but I still enjoys me some beer once in a while, and sometimes that beer is good, and sometimes I am curious to hear what other peoples are drinking with their beer as well.
Good evening everyone, good evening.
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nice to see you back thor...
i’m drinking only the classiness of class beer right now… Busch heavy, jack and coke, and dipping
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
Are you going to take your pick-up truck to the fishing hole tomorrow morning with your cousin, too?
IT’S JUST A JOKE
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lol...
i know thor… i know ur sarcasm don’t worry…. but i might go fishing in the dark… the bank finally came through
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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
Don't forget to go squirrel huntin' afterwards.
You needs you sum dissurt!
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dissurt...
there aint nuttin betta than a road kill dinna
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
Zwack
I’m waiting til the second period to try this Hungarian booze called Zwack.
Saw it on NHL.com and decided to get a bottle to try it.
by doubleohpsycho on Mar 5, 2010 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
I stopped drinking
No game day beer, mass confusion.
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If it helps, I've been on a steady diet of $7.49-per-sixer Old Rasputin from Trader Joe's.
It makes me muscles and joints feels better after runnan’
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Nah
I don’t drink stouts.
Should have Kirin and some Smithwicks and you know a Samual Smiths Nut Brown actually sounds good right now…. brb.
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Do you remember my St. Patrick's Day special gameday beers last year?
I did like an entire week of Irish beers.
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great beer.
the liquor store by my place charges around $11 for that beer! insanity?
did you try the rasputin xii? pretty pretty pretttty good.
by bangbangerang on Mar 6, 2010 9:35 AM CST up reply actions
Big Sky IPA
i didn’t think an IPA could be too hoppy for me, well this is pretty damn close. It’s like a liquid pine cone.
My brother just had a growler of Pliny the Younger.
It broke the IBU scale. You’d probably like it.
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Russian river brewing co.
never heard of it. Where did he get the growler from?
Traded with some guy on the internets.
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being a series of tubes
the internets is probably great for trading beer.
Here's hopin...
The Hawks don’t decide to let up and show “character” by not running up the score.
Let’s keep the pace and get 15 goals.
this is about
The time when a few idiots start chanting Detroit Sucks.
by Esquire02 on Mar 5, 2010 8:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I hope that gold metal tastes good, BOBBY POO-ON-GO, because you're certainly not feasting on Au tonight.
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Yes, I purposely misspelled "medal." It's irony, fuckers.
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I am the very personification of irony.
That’s pretty cool, I guess.
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Three fights, five goals?
It’s like they condensed a whole game into one period.
Now if only we can see them come out in the second and still play with that much effort.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 5, 2010 8:28 PM CST reply actions
first period stats (the ROFL version)
Shots: VAN 11—14 CHI
Hits: VAN 10—11 CHI
Blocked shots: VAN 5—1 CHI
Faceoffs: VAN 44%—56% CHI
Save Percentage: 0.6 LOOOOUUUUU—.909 HUET
by gmh on Mar 5, 2010 8:28 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Lou
I thought after the Olympics Lou said that he put to rest the fact that people thought he was a bad goalie? Guess we showed him.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
If people think he's a bad goalie they're fucking retarded.
It’s okay, because I said “retarded” satirically.
I’m all about satire and irony tonight. Watch out!
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If we're going to get on the PC bandwagon, that one is out too
But the PC bandwagon would kill hockey, so we should stay off of it.
You moron. Don't you listen to Sarah Palin?
It’s okay to say “retarded” if it’s satire.
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That's the joke. And Sarah Palin is fucking retarded. Colbert did a whole thing on it.
AND HE’S NEVAR RONG
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No, Stephen Colbert really did do a bit on it. I'm not joking.
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I really didn't think he was that impressive in the Olympics
Versus Slovakia that first goal was a big softie and that potential 3rd goal that hit cross bar he was flopping around.
In the USA game the 1st goal squirted under his shoulder and if he gloved the puck the tying goal wouldn’t have happened. He’s no doubt a top-tier goalie but he just rubs me the wrong way.
he had all sorts of trouble vs. USA
with traffic in front of the net, and he wasn’t freezing pucks either
by gmh on Mar 5, 2010 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
well...it didn't hit the crossbar...but his glove...
Its OK…I understand as a Hawks fan you can’t like him too much.
The 1st vs. the Slovaks was a softy…but the only one.
Kes tipped the first US goal…and there were 3 chances for his defense to clear the puck on Parise’s…which bounced off skates right to him.
Huet and Niemi have never been my cup o’’ tea either!!
;-)
"Of course you know, this means war!!"
Bugs Bunny
Luongo is waaay better than those guys.
I don’t hate him. He was awesome in that epic Stars playoff series.
I'm just glad he decided to shit the bed tonight
than rather in the GOLD MEDAL GAME.
In Luongo’s defence his team really bailed on him late in that period.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
hawks...
didn’t we say u only had a certain amount of times you could make that comment?
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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
When it comes to that I make the rules on it.
Don’t worry it’s coming to an end after Sunday.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
lol...
ok
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
Fricken heck huh?
You guys are having fun though??!!?
Enjoy it while it lasts…
"Of course you know, this means war!!"
Bugs Bunny
whatever
Your team is a bunch of wanna be goons with an emotional whiny bitch for a goalie.
by Esquire02 on Mar 5, 2010 8:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Answer: How not to reply when fans of other teams come to Second City Hockey?
What do I win?
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it was
A joke. Remember that sarcasm thing…..
by Esquire02 on Mar 5, 2010 8:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
If you're a fail-caliber writer, then you need to tag your posts with the tone you're attempting to create.
Here’s an example:
Subject: HAY GUYS IMA BOUT TO MAKE A SATIRE JOKE
Body: Hey fuck you stupid assholes from VanCOOTER you suck dicks with your mouths.
See, now we all know you’re joking.
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by mjthor on Mar 5, 2010 8:41 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
every time you pwn someone
I imagine it being Eddie O in my head, and it’s 834x funnier.
by gmh on Mar 5, 2010 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
but they're not
and I repeat not, fags
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
i will
Be sure to do that when others extend the same courtesy as I am often left trying to interpret peoples intended tone.
by Esquire02 on Mar 5, 2010 8:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No no, this rule only applies, like I said, to fail-caliber writers.
It’s okay, English is really just an amalgamation of other languages’ vocabulary and FUCKING ALEX BURROWS and grammar rules, making it incredibly difficult to master. So the cards are really stacked against you—it’s not entirely your fault. I just wanted to make you aware of that.
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Did you see what happened there?
I was typing while watching the hockey game and then the Alex Burrows scored a goal and I responded accordingly in the middle of my post.
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i did
Clever and highly skilled.
by Esquire02 on Mar 5, 2010 8:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Only about 10% of people with Tourette syndrome have verbal tics.
So that’s actually kind of sort of a stereotype.
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But they are the 10% that is a FUCKING blast to party with.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 6, 2010 9:51 AM CST up reply actions
the couple that my wife taught both did
but her students are usually autistic, Downs or other physical/learning issues, so I never got a lot of ‘how was your day?’ download/education on Tourettes
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Back to the bench for you Equire02!
laarmer’s gonna have you in a dunce cap and writing at the chalkboard again
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
It's okay. We love you and your awful team.
Please don’t leave us.
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by mjthor on Mar 5, 2010 8:42 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
it lasted six games last year, and we enjoyed it… we’ll enjoy a 4 game sweep this year, if it comes to that. bring it, Nuck-kelheads.
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"I expect to get leather goods for Christmas.. a belt in the mouth, and a boot in the ass." D. Tallon, 1985
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Toews 100th Assist
100th career assist for our Captain on that last goal.
by MaverickNJ on Mar 5, 2010 8:35 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
What a great GDT
No freaking time for long comment strings, just a whole bunch of “Fuck Yeah’s!”
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 8:35 PM CST reply actions
?
A vicious slash? Cmon Konroyd.
"Whats your location Chief?"
"Well, Im on a road. Appears to be asphalt. I am directly under the Earth's sun......now."
Would you prefer "a fairly malevolent slapping motion with his wooden cane?"
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Malevolent
I like it
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
That's no goal horn
it’s a rape whistle.
Note to self: don’t call Ladd a coward.
by Scott13 on Mar 5, 2010 8:37 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
2nd note to self
Ladd doesn’t allow tag backs
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 6, 2010 12:52 AM CST up reply actions
- agrees
"Whats your location Chief?"
"Well, Im on a road. Appears to be asphalt. I am directly under the Earth's sun......now."
Sigh
Sort of blows knowing the rest of the game is likely to be a major letdown…
"Whats your location Chief?"
"Well, Im on a road. Appears to be asphalt. I am directly under the Earth's sun......now."
that was the funnest 20 minutes
I’ve had in a while
(dont tell my GF i said that)
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So I'm guessing that Kane shared his Book of Luongo with the rest of the team?
I wonder what they’ve got in the Book of Raycroft.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 5, 2010 8:44 PM CST reply actions
Did you guys even fucking realize that
if you change three letters in HENRIK SEDIN it becomes the ejaculatory fluid from a female chicken with male reproductive organs? Watch:
HENDIK SEMEN
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by mjthor on Mar 5, 2010 8:44 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
No
Thank you for pointing that out. I feel much more educated now.
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If you spend enough time around high school students, you eventually develop the ability to think like them.
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do they really "think", in the common sense of the term
I always found I had to start with “were you thinking?” before I moved on to “what were you thinking?”
Heh,
I am looking at taking a job teaching Industrial Technology at a local High School.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Mar 6, 2010 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
To of there biggest are injured
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Yeah, Kesler now has three
thanks to Ladd
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
fuck
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 8:46 PM CST reply actions
the 55 is for his IQ
or number of brain cells left. You pick.
by gmh on Mar 5, 2010 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
We are such an ironic group tonight.
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I also clicked on your profile to see your avatar picture, because in the really small version it looks like you are an ugly girl.
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I don't know why it looks like that.
You’re obviously not an ugly girl. It just looks that way when your avatar picture is smushed into a 25×25 or whatever-sized picture.
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mjthor
do you have a team of students in detention who are required to take dictation from you for GDTs?
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
No, I just have exceptional typing abilities and a lot of words spewing forth from the bowels of my fingertips.
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krome made a "funny" funny!
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
Well, my fingertips don't literally have bowels, and I suppose the words don't literally flow from them.
But the fingertips are quite literally the medium through which my body communicates the words that flow from my brain.
My typing abilities are, literally, fairly exceptional.
Does this answer your question?
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Yeah
but not the answer I was hoping to hear (not literally)
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I literally just lol'd
but that’s because I just watched the last two days’ episodes of the Daily Show earlier this evening
people that watch that television show will know what I’m talking about. I’m too lazy to explain.
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jeeez
Huet. If you’re gonna be that far out, check some players
so...
eager just wanted a hug?
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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 8:51 PM CST reply actions
Kane quiet
Kane has been quiet. A little to quiet.
"Whats your location Chief?"
"Well, Im on a road. Appears to be asphalt. I am directly under the Earth's sun......now."
hello.
i was going to swing by earlier, but the 1st period was atrocious. now that the canucks are showing up again though, i found the courage to come over.
Official Ambassador for Nucks Misconduct.
Canadian beer is better than Miller, but I only like my vodka.
GO CANUCKS GO!
Hello and how are you?
The 1st period was not LUO’s strongest nor the team’s in general.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
i’m good, Luongo was horrible.
Official Ambassador for Nucks Misconduct.
Canadian beer is better than Miller, but I only like my vodka.
GO CANUCKS GO!
nice seeing u over here missy
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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
decided to come over. was gonna wait for one more goal, but the pressure is good right now.
Official Ambassador for Nucks Misconduct.
Canadian beer is better than Miller, but I only like my vodka.
GO CANUCKS GO!
What is your ideal level of pressure, missy?
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the canucks getting tons of chances on goal.
Official Ambassador for Nucks Misconduct.
Canadian beer is better than Miller, but I only like my vodka.
GO CANUCKS GO!
Would you say that this type of situation excites you?
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Can you quantify "tons" of chances
because often times as of late 14 or so might get it done
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
it's just depressing when
Soupy is your highest forechecker
by gmh on Mar 5, 2010 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
he didn't look high to me, well, no more so than usual
and Buf & Verseeg usually have him beat on that count
I caught that one too.
I was a little jealous.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
So far Huet has brought his A game tonight,
Great to see as he’s been called upon a little too much for my liking.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Typical second period laziness
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
they can't be
bothered to play a second period.
PANIC
Are we really in a timeout situation here? I disagree Eddie
"Whats your location Chief?"
"Well, Im on a road. Appears to be asphalt. I am directly under the Earth's sun......now."
If 82 is hurt....
….the Nucks will have really pissed off the wrong guy in 81.
"Whats your location Chief?"
"Well, Im on a road. Appears to be asphalt. I am directly under the Earth's sun......now."
Will he still be able to carry Hossa's luggage
do we have cap room to bring up a new valet for him?
by krome on Mar 5, 2010 9:03 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
"road roommate"
we also suspect that Hossa has a clause in his contract requiring Kopecky to praise him a certain number of times per day
by gmh on Mar 5, 2010 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
Oh that was BS
Oh shit. I didn’t realize that was flagrant. Buff you could win back my love by beating up O’Brian.
"Whats your location Chief?"
"Well, Im on a road. Appears to be asphalt. I am directly under the Earth's sun......now."
by HjammerTime on Mar 5, 2010 9:02 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
there’s a reason why o’brien has the nickname SOB over at NM….
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Canadian beer is better than Miller, but I only like my vodka.
GO CANUCKS GO!
Troy Brouwer, trying to be the flux capacitor
by shinkicker on Mar 5, 2010 9:06 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
BINNY'S BEVERAGE FUCK
WINE AND SPIRITS
THERE’S ONLY ONE SHIT
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NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
Hossa!
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
DAT HORSA GUY!!!!!
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 9:12 PM CST reply actions
You hurt Kopecky
I HURT YOU!!!
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
by hawks61 on Mar 5, 2010 9:13 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
*crawling back to the security of Nucks Misconduct…..
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Canadian beer is better than Miller, but I only like my vodka.
GO CANUCKS GO!
bye missy
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
Oh now c'mon
Don’t be like that.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
i’ll just lurk until the canucks are doing better…. i don’t like visiting opposition blogs when their team is slaughtering my precious canucks….
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Canadian beer is better than Miller, but I only like my vodka.
GO CANUCKS GO!
I hear ya. The 3rd might get a little heated...
so lurking might be the best option.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
why has no one rec'd this?
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 6, 2010 9:17 AM CST up reply actions
because it was too small
don’t you know we require totally non-related REALLY REALLY BIG pics in order to get rec’d here?
I’ll forward you the memo…
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 6, 2010 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
What's with the Louuuuu chants?
and we need a 3rd period GDT
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looooooooouuuuu
i’m sure he’s appreciating it somewhat
I guess some fans are too drunk to realize Luongo's not on the ice anymore :-)
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
Yes they were
I however was not drunk as I knocked my drink over during the one of five goals in the first period. My gf was not pleased as I soaked her bag. Oh well, the price you pay for happiness.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
My sober friend
didn’t notice either. They have different pads, and it was bound to happen anyway. I’m actually more surprised he wasn’t pulled at the timeout.
by Katherine215 on Mar 6, 2010 12:26 AM CST up reply actions
Burrows is a really good agitator.
Almost as good as Burish.
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Burish
Anyone know if we get Burish back Sunday? Last I read the 7th was his return date.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Oddism
Hjammer and Kop on a 2-1….that is funny
"Whats your location Chief?"
"Well, Im on a road. Appears to be asphalt. I am directly under the Earth's sun......now."
6 goals 6 different hawks
we seem plenty deep at the moment
trade deadline? we dont need no stinkin trade deadlines!
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Autographed Hawks team photo
for Lu’s get well card?
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 9:17 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
when i went to watch buff stuff his face with nuggets
i had him sign an autographed photo “TO LUONGO- DUSTIN BYUGLIEN”
hopefully i’ll have a chance to give it to him one of these days.
by bangbangerang on Mar 6, 2010 9:44 AM CST up reply actions
wow.......
“sign an autographed photo”
sigh.
by bangbangerang on Mar 6, 2010 9:47 AM CST up reply actions
Did he sign it with a big X like this?
Oh wait, those were the directions they gave him to find his way home…
in case the breadcrumbs from his Big Macs didn’t work
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 6, 2010 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
LaPierre for the hit in the Sharks game the other night.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Mar 5, 2010 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
Justified
That was a brutal hit.
"Whats your location Chief?"
"Well, Im on a road. Appears to be asphalt. I am directly under the Earth's sun......now."
completely unnecessary too
it was well after the shot was off and in front of the goal line
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Could you believe the push back from the Sharks? What a bunch of pussies. Imagine the gong show if that happened in this game.
Should have been more than 4, Lapierre is a habitual offender.
"Of course you know, this means war!!"
Bugs Bunny
What? The Sharks show no passion?
You don’t say. After Boyle the other Sharks went completely missing in the medal round games in the Olympics much to the suprise of nobody in Canada.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Yeah…I don’t get it…all that talent and no heart.
They are definitely the “Tin Man” of the NHL.
Should have traded for Scotty Walker or someone like him.
"Of course you know, this means war!!"
Bugs Bunny
Or not have traded for Thornton
And kept that money to sign Chara. Would’ve been a much better investment.
Also, the letting go of Dean Lombardi is proving to be a poor decision at best.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
The whistlers are evidently on meth tonight.
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NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
I almost forgot
how much I hated that shit
by ITypedforMiles on Mar 5, 2010 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
Ahh I watched the 3rd when did that happen?
Derrick Rose will lead us back to the promise land.
In Vinny We Trust!
Link that shows the hit
http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/The_Grinder/entry/view/58271/should-maxim-lapierre-be-suspended
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
stats through the second
had to go downstairs for a bit, so a belated HORSA!!!
okay.
Shots: VAN 17—20 CHI
Hits: VAN 20—18 CHI (figures that they’d have more hits than shots on goal)
Blocked shots: VAN 12—3 CHI
Faceoffs: VAN 43%—57% CHI
’Hawks also have 10 takeaways.
The best stat is Penalty Minutes
especially 26 PIM in the first 38 seconds of the game
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a few years ago
my friends and I had a fantasy hockey league that awarded +1 for each PIM
and -5 for each goal and -3 for each assist, was totally awesome for the lols
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by Battery on Mar 5, 2010 9:25 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
That sounds like a great league
especially if your home team kinds sucks at the time.
If we can’t beat ’em…
beat ’em
also
The girl in the miller commercial where the guy cant say I love you….
the girl is Blackhawks Ice Crew member Ashley Lobo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VJ2RuxEj1Q
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So basically the guy
was giving her a curse?
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
but he "Lu'd" her!
now she’ll suck in goal
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
kane
has his career high in points after his assist tonight, me thinks
hendry
also has his career high in points. Previous high war 4 points in 2007. He’s already up to 5 this year.
That's not suprising
Considering how good NJ has been over the years and how Calgary has been the opposite. Throw in the fact that NJ probably only goes there once every 3 years and voila!.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
welcome to the good side
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
the mood over there must REALLY be depressing
cause there’s more of you over here than there!
Welcome!
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
And a good evening to you!
Did you enjoy the Olympics? What events did you attend?
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
I’m not living in Van. I went to none of the events. This game is so unfortunate. We shit the bed in the first and can’t climb out of the hole!
Nice work by the Hawks to take sole possession if the West.
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
my girffriend lived in vancouver for 4 years
luckily I’ve converted her to a winning side
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Likewise
My wife grew up there and now she lives and breathes Hawks. Did I mention I married her?
"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"
I let her wear her a canucks hat ...
about a week into may, when the canucks are
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by Battery on Mar 5, 2010 9:39 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
Outstanding
I’ve come to look forward to these games because of you fans over at Nucks Misconduct.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 5, 2010 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
this is the link that is supposed to be there.
www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2008/11/snowflakes
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Mar 5, 2010 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
It’s amazing how quickly the hate sets back in. I hate Toews all over again
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
So is it fair to say
that we’re #2 on each other’s rivalry list after tonight?
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
I think it's been that way
since the Line brawl at the end of last year’s regular season, and the nucks got all hair-pully
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For me
one series does not a rivalry make, but after tonight it’s obvious that the “hate” is there and it’s gonna stay for awhile because it’s not just one or two guys, it’s more than a handful.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
how can anyone
hate Toews? It’s irrational to hate him.
It’s directly proportional to the uniform. I can get Sean to photoshop a Wings uni on him is you like. But some things are best left alone.
A friend of mine was all "look it's Kesler with a baby!"
and I forgot how much I hated him. but I remembered real fast.
so today on twitter
wyshynski (Puck Daddy) on Yahoo, Re-tweeted me, and it was damn funny
wyshynski : “What are things to avoid saying around Kyle Wellwood, Alex?” RT @cdf12345 Man, my legs still feel like jello from hockey last night about 11 hours ago via web
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I recommend everyone join this Facebook group
Kyle Wellwood is fat: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=122133808523
To a guy that would make you starve to death if you get stuck behind him at the buffet table.
To a guy who creates a summer-long food shortages in Western Canada.
To a guy who has never physically attacked anything that wasn’t made out of frosting.
To a guy who makes an adorable giggling sound when you poke him in the stomach.
To cut a long story short, to our dear Fat Ass, Kyle Wellwood!
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To a guy who has never physically attacked anything that wasn’t made out of frosting.
Hahaha
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
our D has
been pretty solid tonight. Good 60 minutes of hockey, for the most part
your D has been solid for sure. They are not going to screw up..nope. They are money
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
Edzo's reaction
to that woman was amazing
by AllFatGuysIceHockeyTeam on Mar 5, 2010 9:50 PM CST reply actions
Very similar to mine.
"Blocked by the shaft of a diving Brent Seabrook."
-the bad play by play guy from the rodeo channel
by oneminuteremainingintheperiodoneminute on Mar 5, 2010 9:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Also, since there was a suspension
And the NHL is always random in handing out suspensions, here is the excellent decision flow chart:
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by Battery on Mar 5, 2010 9:51 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Oldie but a goodie
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Seems like it was Lou
Maybe Steeger gave him his stick and that is why he had such a game :p
Live, Love, Be... Progressive in all things
Foley's idea of time
Foley is easily the most approximate of all broadcasters when comes to how much time is left.
"Blocked by the shaft of a diving Brent Seabrook."
-the bad play by play guy from the rodeo channel
by oneminuteremainingintheperiodoneminute on Mar 5, 2010 9:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Hard to say
around here we seem to appreciate him though.
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not as bad anymore
There are still some haters but he has been playing really well this year after he changed up his stick. I still think it was a user error… but we like him for the most part
Live, Love, Be... Progressive in all things
I wish I had gotten the CBOE seats tonight
Id be pounding the glass and talking smack to luongo for the final 40 mins.
and it would be the best $2000 I’d ever spend
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Foley, I know there's less than five minutes left
but you make me nervous, talking like when the puck is in our zone
I think it's possible that Hammer is as fast as Campbell
"All questions must be submitted in writing"
it got redirected not his falut
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
His shoulders are at the crossbar
He’s a squrt playing up at peewee
"All questions must be submitted in writing"
it's mcguire. he's an idiot.
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Canadian beer is better than Miller, but I only like my vodka.
GO CANUCKS GO!
I did not photo shop it
it was on TSN’s TradeCentre, there was a free stream on NHL.com and on their iphone app
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No shit.
Just because NBC hired him…doesn’t mean jack.
Great game by your guys in the first…pretty even the rest of the way.
Lui will have to be better in the summer.
I think we see you guys again.
"Of course you know, this means war!!"
Bugs Bunny
It was the CANADA HOCKEY PLACE.
Not much better. Probably worse.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
well, it's funny because no hockey will ever be played there again
So Luongo is screwed
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I know Im late
but I feel as if Im neglecting my duties if I dont call McGuire a fucking dildo when given the opportunity, even if he did pick us number one.
Seriously, fuck that guy
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by BigCSouthside on Mar 6, 2010 12:45 AM CST up reply actions
had to post this again it seems appropriate .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cHSJJYPJa8A
look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!
Here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cHSJJYPJa8
look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!
and It's getting old, I need a new video of him crying
so like I’m expecting fresh screensaver content in about 1-2 months
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just me or is youtube really shitty today
by jesus christos on Mar 5, 2010 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
there were 3 guys, and Chicago was #1 in 2/3
and the one idiot picket san jose, wtf?
Chicago were #1,#1, #2
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Damian Cox did....
The man is sick. Totally sick.
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
HAWKS WIN!
Let the Olympic spirit live in everyone.
GO CANADA GO!
GOLD MEDAL#14: Men's Hockey the one we wanted!!!
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
he should have been up last season
in my opinion. But maybe he was still recovering from having his brain turned into mush.
I like how Hendry said
i expect to hear a lot of “Detroit Sucks” chants
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 10:14 PM CST reply actions
t i t s
biggies. That was rad. Loooooooooo’s tears are the sweetest nectar.
final stats
Shots: VAN 23—24 CHI
Missed shots: VAN 10—4 CHI
Hits: VAN 28—23 CHI
PIM :VAN 28—22 CHI
Blocked shots: VAN 13—7 CHI (goddammit I keep on typing “blocked shits”)
Faceoffs: VAN 46%—54% CHI (Toews leading the way, winning 14-of-22)
Doucheinhaler
Really, at some point I’ll come up with a good one.
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Have I defined anyone
as a douchefucker yet?
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doucheguzzler
leaves a nice mental image
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
So we can tell BLou
to shut the fuck up?
Not that one ever needs a reason for that
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
You think the Hawks
can sign those 4 chevys?
they keep up with towes and kane pretty good
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and don't forget
that goalie
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 5, 2010 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
Back from the bar...
No paddlin cartoon?
Not as great paddlin, but a good one…
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
Love to see Raycroft in the morning...
Smells like… victory!!!
"My Father's name is Jack, and my mother's name is Daniels..."
I'm sure this was discussed
But I just want to mention how sick and tired I am of Eager’s antics. Taking atrocious penalties and fighting like a desperate Sally (which deflates your team, in my opinion) is no way to endear yourself to a coach (and this fan, at least).
It feels nice to have a fourth line player be the one thing pissing me off, but I can’t wait to see him out of here. At least Beach sounds like he can score a goal or two and finish a fight rather than hug it out for a couple minutes.
I was at the game
It was epic
good night
RIP Jim Thome 1-25-2010
an AL team not having a DH is like a giraffe fucking a mule. - larry
I
am heavily hammered, but just wanted to come on quickly to wish the guys good luck tonight. Prediction? I think we’ll chase Luongo mid-way through the second and come away with a 7-3 win. Kane and Toews with hat tricks, and Hendry with a 2-point night. Put that in your pipe.
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I went to Chelios' Bar in Aurora
Had a guy yelling SHOOOOOOT! behind me, a guy yelling HIT HIM! next to me and got in an argument with another because he said “Id rather have Buff on point for the PP any day of the week over Sharpie”…..I thought I had to go to the UC for this kind of asshattery. This was followed up by some shit stain saying we should pull Huet after the first goal…and he was fucking serious!
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where in Aurora is chelois' bar?
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
by ccm on Mar 6, 2010 7:49 AM CST up reply actions
Ogden by montgomery rd (rush copley medical center)
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by BigCSouthside on Mar 6, 2010 8:07 AM CST up reply actions
I live about 5 mins from there
Do you know of any other (better) bars/semi-dives (aside from overly commercial type establishments) in the area at which to watch a game?
You’re gonna get that type of shit at any bar, stadium, or relative’s house. Even my friends/family are guilty of dumbshit comments. We just get spoiled with the perspective on this site.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 6, 2010 8:55 AM CST up reply actions
A couple
Tuesday games, Ballydoyle (NY Street, by that fucking eyesore casino) 1/2 price pints on anything, the bar is huge and never full, and they do trivia and i usually win free beer (6 big screens at the bar)
Thursdays, Paulies (Eola and NY) 6 or 7 TVs
If im back on the South Side, Keegan’s Irish Pub (rarely crowded, ive never had a problem getting bar seats, cheap beer) 6 TVs
Dives that fit my 4 dive bar criteria:
1. Near train tracks
2. they let you by a 12 pack for the road
3. Big Buck Hunter
4. on any given night, there is at least 1 person in the bar wearing sweats or sweat suit
Orazio’s (Naperville) Small, rarely crowded, some funny ass people (middle aged full blown alcoholics) go there and there isnt much of the Douchebag Naperville crowd (sorry people from the ’ville, but hopefully you know who im talking about) 4 TVs
Lord Stanleys (DeKalb) good size bar, never packed, its called fucking Lord Stanley’s and there is a pic of the Cup ontheir sign, nuff said
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by BigCSouthside on Mar 6, 2010 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
Wow, that was like a "me" reply
Thanks. I’ve been to Orazio’s a number of times for that reason. My alcoholic, 3 pack-a-day, live out of his car, couldn’t teach a dog to beg – but got me free rounds of golf everywhere – golf instructor and I used to hang out there.
I like the sound of Ballydoyle. Cheap drinks and trivia games for in between periods. There’s a couple of Tuesday games to close out this month. If you notice some new guy kicking your ass at trivia, come up and introduce yourself.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 6, 2010 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
Moment of the night (aside from the fun on the ice)
When the nice grandmotherly woman next to me in a Kane jersey yelled at some dumb drunk girl who was standing up – “Sit down you tramp!”
I LOL’ed – and she kept calling Byfuglien “Buffy.” Probably the most entertaining person I’ve sat next to in a long time.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
Hendry vs, Sopel.......
Catfish has our heart and a face that only a mama’ catfish could love…….but Hendry has a second gear……and a head that looks like a cinder block.
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
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CHICAGO #1 in the West
94 pts in 64 games
same as San Jose
but since we whooped them we win any tiebreakers
so is everyone ready to see this at the UC soon?
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Maybe a couple of years ago I would have thought
that the Campbell Trophy would be nice at this point. I know the playoffs is a long road and sometimes luck is involved, yadi yada, but honestly anything short of The Cup would be disappointing this year. So may be this AND the cup would like especially nice.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 6, 2010 9:05 AM CST up reply actions
Here are the 3 trophies I'd like to see at the end of this season
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
Can you just list them?
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Mar 6, 2010 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
I have no clue
what happened to the picture. Anyway it’s the Campbell, Conn Smythe and of course the Stanley Cup
Competitive violence, that's why you're here!
3 hawks, made the "acceptable man crush" list on chicago now
and the 3’rd isnt who you’d think
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i don't understand
where’s Sharp?
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Mar 7, 2010 8:15 AM CST up reply actions
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