It's Too Nice Out To Write Too Much
by SamFels on Apr 1, 2010 1:36 PM CDT
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PrintJust a couple quick announcements.
-McClure was on NHL Fanhouse's Podcast yesterday, you can find it here, or in the fanshot below.
-Our Podcast, Live From The Five Hole, will be posted tonight, with special guest Mike Chen from From The Rink.
-Our friends at The Bottom Lounge have a real cool event tomorrow. During the Devils game, Denis Savard will be there to hang out, shake hands, sign autographs, and probably share a smoke with you on the deck. So if you want to meet a Blackhawks legend, head on down to the Lounge after work (1375 W. Lake).
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Since I'm First
I just want to say, categorically and for the record, I no longer sleep with my Tacks.
the boots are like rocks and the blades too sharp (and cut the sheets)?
not that I would have any personal knowledge of such things
Confusion will be my epitaph.
And you are not, apparently,
Bob LeDonne.
But hello anyhoo!
teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.
way to be Jonny on the Spot, Badgerdano
only took 2 hours to notice the new thread and subsequently split the partay between the kitchen and the patio
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 1, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
z button does wonders
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
the long threads
actually slow down some computers. z button does nothing then. may as well be hitting alt+F4
Why... Why are you never funny?
once we get over about 400 post, all my computers drag
no matter what I do
Confusion will be my epitaph.
reading on the phone is tough after about 200 to 250 too
particularly since the highlighting of new comments doesn’t work on the phone
Confusion will be my epitaph.
Agreed
Scrolling through 800 posts blows, and z button does not exist
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 1, 2010 4:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Really?
I might have to hold off on that new phone purchase… it’s useless to me if I can’t surf SCH at will on it.
When I saw the 2 hours of emptiness at work
I thought Sam actually got you all to go outside and leave this place to the crickets and tumbleweeds
I'm afraid of life
Outside my hockey cave
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 1, 2010 5:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It's pretty scary..
My gf keeps telling me once the season is over I actually have to do something again..
Down goes brown is too damn funny
In his April Fools post
“Jonathan Toews – Confuse Blackhawk fans by posing for a massive highway billboard next to a strange trophy none of them have ever seen before”
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
I don't know
I haven’t seen it in my lifetime.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
I was only 2 when it was here last - I don't remember it
well, other than it being here in 71 (and going home with Montreal)
Confusion will be my epitaph.
That means you're AARP eligible...
…discounted bus rides, early bird dinner specials, pants hiked up to your nipples- it’s ALL coming your way!
my wife thought the AARP letters were funny
until they started showing up addressed to her
Confusion will be my epitaph.
by krome on Apr 2, 2010 7:19 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
My wife is 2 months older than I
For 2 months each year I make age jokes. She’s never thought it was funny, not even the very first time. Based on my rationale, I just need to keep trying.
Amiright?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't know,
I’d ask mine but she’s an ex.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
My situation is identical...
…and I too have floundered at all attempted comedy on the subject.
Lemme know if you come up with something.
BTW- is your tagline from Mitch Hedberg?
Bill Hicks
and here’s a fitting Bill Hicks link for Easter based on your earlier comment.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
mummy i woke up today
and there was a lincoln log in me sock drawer. that’s the story of jesus
(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s) = 1.5x10^16 J
…from the safety of home.
the unfunny explanation, as I understand it, is that Christianity was savvy enough to package itself with a sensitivity to exisitng religious practices, like springtime fertility rites, to grease the marketing wheels.
Why do the funniest people die so young? Does this suggest meeshak is the next Methuselah?
I remember another time the Cup visited but did not stay.
Only two things helped me deal with that Pittsburgh loss.
First: we got so owned. It’s not like we were ever in it, so the finale wasn’t really a shock.
Second: I saw a future hall-of-famer skating the mother fucking STANLEY CUP around the ice at the old barn. Damn. I hope the wait isn’t much longer ’til I see our own boys hoisting the Chalice.
teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.
There was a moment...
…the Hawks were riding a playoff record winning streak coming into the finals series and were up 3-0 in Game 1. Then…I forget.
Don't forget
Cheli brought it back here a few times (Montreal & scum)
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
I refuse
To acknowledge the Cup being here if the Men of Four Feathers didn’t win it.
"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".
It was here in 1992
And it went home with Pittsburgh.
/tears up
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.
it was so rapidly obvious that we weren't going to win it that year that it didn't bug me as much
I went to the 1st home game in the final round
Confusion will be my epitaph.
I thought it was
A chips and dip dish, the message of the mural being " toews really loves chips and dip"
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 1, 2010 5:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
he needed a trough for that pig nose they gave him
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
great site
those guys are hilarious
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Apr 1, 2010 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Dam
Hudler could be heading back to the Wings next season….
http://www.mlive.com/redwings/index.ssf/2010/03/jiri_hudler_might_return_to_re.html
Compadres! It is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season......And by that I mean it’s time for the worker of the week award!"
wow, score one against the KHL there
“We played a little phone tag the last couple of days, so maybe that was something that was happening,‘’ Red Wings forward Kris Draper said. "I talked to him throughout the season and he missed it here. He missed playing in Detroit. He missed the city. He had a good relationship with the guys in here.’’
You know you’re in a bad place when even Detroit is starting to look good.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Apr 1, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions
You can't blame him
You get lonesome not having someone trying to mug you every time you walk out the door. Plus, little known fact, Hurdler enjoys the smell of urine everywhere.
"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".
Not only is it nice out
But Stone Brewing beers are finally available in the Chicago market!
by HungryHungryPanda on Apr 1, 2010 4:25 PM CDT reply actions
What's going on?
I come home and meeshak is now funny? Are we still in Bizarro world? I thought that CNS already exorcised it out of BLou’s body!
it had to go somewhere
maybe it was exorcised out of Blou and went into meeshak. It could be a never ending process on here.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
I don't recall BLou being funny
All I recall is tedium.
I hope this isn’t senility setting in (and if I starting to be badly forgetful, I have soooo many other things I’d like to forget before that).
Confusion will be my epitaph.
by krome on Apr 1, 2010 5:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I've lost so many parts
it gets hard to keep track
Confusion will be my epitaph.
by krome on Apr 1, 2010 6:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Don't tell the Hawks
they are looking for spare parts for their cyborg division
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
cyborg division hockey...
Well, that sounds like the best of things. Base Wars baseball for nintendo finally has some long overdue competition in the badass department.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
I suspect several parts have already been sewn onto Sopel
apparently none of the fast parts though
Confusion will be my epitaph.
We can rebuild him
We have the technology; older, slower, uglier.
"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".
the ObamaCare version of $6 Mil Man
ends up cost $60 Mil, but doesn’t work
Confusion will be my epitaph.
by krome on Apr 2, 2010 7:16 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
So 6 Million Dolla' Obama Man
is from Detroit?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Glad my poor ass doesn't have to pay for it.
"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".
Why does Versus have to always suck
wait, nevermind, its fucking Versus
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
are you trying to watch rodeo?
I wonder if all the literal bullshit the channel deals with has transmuted itself into figurative bullshit, and woven itself into the very fabric of the channel’s soul
Confusion will be my epitaph.
by krome on Apr 1, 2010 7:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Nah, Im watching Caps v Thrashers
basically Im watching bad defense
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 1, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
And they basically called us pussies
for not sticking up for Soupy
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 1, 2010 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
oh the clown rodeo then
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
amazingly, its still 1 to 1
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 1, 2010 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
But SCUM are winning (again)
/goes to toilet, vomits
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 1, 2010 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Luongo is getting butt-fisted by LA
if anyone cares
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
We always care about good information like that.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
D. Brown Hat Trick
i think Lu’s ass is bleeding
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 1, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Crrrrryyyyyyyyyyy Bobby
crrrryyyyyy let the tears flow, the tears of unfathomable sorrow
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 2, 2010 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
And the official raping of Luongo is
8-3
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Doesn't look like it
according to the gamecast on ESPN. They were still mentioning him well into the 3rd.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Was the crowd chanting LUUUUUUUUUUU?
Cause I really want that to be a thing, partly because I hate Lu, partly because I want Chicago to be recognized as starting point of Lu’s the mind fucking
"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".
I'd play that game btw
"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".
now i'm trying to imagine
how a hockey card game would work out.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Apr 2, 2010 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
A Hawks version perhaps?
PlanesWalkers = IceSkaters
The Five Colors = The Four Feathers
Planes of Existence = Lines of Inconsistence
I tried…
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Lol
I’ve never really played magic and somehow I feel like my knowledge of Yu-Gi-Oh may be a little skewed because I was taught by my 6yo nephew, but I was thinking more like. Setting the cards up so you have 2 defensemen and 3 forwards and you can choose to let a forward attack and the other person can let the defenseman, um, defend, and depending on the stats on their cards the forward either scores a goal or doesn’t. And maybe you can draw cards like “2 on 1” or “breakaway” or “penalty” to determine other factors that could help with an attack, and maybe there are cards like “forced turnover” or something.
And I’ve officially spent too much time thinking about this.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Apr 2, 2010 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Sounds like strat-o-matic
…it was before computers- not sure if they had hockey, but I blame “strat-o” baseball for a hole in the drywall in my parent’s house, circa 1975.
Sorry mom.
and we have officially
made the nerdiest post ever.
"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".
the organ player
was leading them in a mocking Luongo chant late in the third
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 2, 2010 1:40 AM CDT up reply actions
I think Buffy the Luongo slayer started that last year
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
No they didn't
Suprised that Alain Vigneault would leave Luongo in there to rot like Q to Huet.
Very suprised.
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.
should i feel good about that
i do feel good about that, but i don’t know if it’s the proper response
(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s) = 1.5x10^16 J
I'm thinking
good, maybe it will take a little of the goalie conversation off of us for a while
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
at least
we don’t pretend Huet is gonna carry us into the playoffs on his shoulders.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Apr 2, 2010 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
new motto for the fans
Blackhawks – realism in action
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
or
Blackhawks – One Goal(ie)
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
but what would we talk about
if we only had one goalie?
by Katherine215 on Apr 2, 2010 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
what we've been talking about recently
Harry Potter, Twilight, Magic, MST3K…
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Apr 2, 2010 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
well, I meant hockey related
for those few minutes when we actually talk about hockey on here. :)
by Katherine215 on Apr 2, 2010 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
You got that one right?
I thought I shit a true diamond there! One Goal(ie)??
I’m picturing a series of Blackhawks: One Goal commercials where two players skate up to the camera. When it’s Niemi and Huet’s turn, Niemi skates to the forefront and in the background can be seen someone trying to push Huet into the light (kind of like a kid who’s afraid to go sit on Santa’s lap). And then the slogan changes to “One Goal(ie)”. I’d pee myself.
Actually, that would make one helluva sarcastic Niemi t-shirt.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
oh come on!
I GOT IT!
Man, I miss 1 joke – ok, 2 with the HIBLD crap, but I don’t think I’m the only one there – and I NEVER live it down.
That would be an awesome commercial. I wonder if they (read: Huet) would have a good enough sense of humor to actually do it. wait, they could tell Niemi it’s a joke and he’d do it.
by Katherine215 on Apr 2, 2010 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I just have this image
of the next time Q wants Huet to go into a game, it’ll be like the scene in Rain Man where Charlie’s pulling Raymond by the packback, trying to get him to go on the airplane, and Raymond completely freaks out.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
hahahahaha
I’m picturing me pulling my dog outside when it’s raining. His front paws down, neck tucked under while he tries to squirm out of his collar, pitiful look in his eyes: “you can’t make me go out there!”
by Katherine215 on Apr 2, 2010 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Funny thing, the "One Goal(ie) slogan
would’ve also been appropriate before Huet’s bed shitting based on the number of times commenters would reply to people trying to start a goalie debate with “but they’re both the same!!!”
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Plus, lately in games when Huet is scheduled to start
hasn’t Huemi ended up playing instead?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
bizzaro world backpack
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 2, 2010 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Did you ever hear about the bridgebuilder?
I’d tell the joke, but the next sound heard would by the rapid typing of PALAMINO!
teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.
No, and if it requires a Palomino warning
probably better not. We have children on this site. Well, meeshak, anyway.
by Katherine215 on Apr 2, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I was actually going to reply to 334 earlier about how nicely he tied
“backpack” and Katherine’s “oh come on!” comment together. The joke’s not that bad if this is the one he meant:
An American was backpacking across the highlands, when he came across a small village where he decided to spend the night.
Upon entering the local pub that evening for some drinks with the locals, he found himself in a conversation with one particularly drunk and indignant individual.
“Ya see that fence out there?” The old man asked the backpacker. “I built that fence with me own hands. But ya think they call me MacGregor the fence builder? No!”
“And that church out there. I hoisted the bell up to the top with me own hands. But ya think they call me MacGregor the church builder? No!”
And that bridge. I put it together stone by stone. But ya think they call me MacGregor the bridge builder? No!"
“But ya screw one goat…”
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Tell us the joke
Maybe Niemi reads the blog and he needs some new material
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Is the Tribune watching the same games we are?
“Sopel has been particularly effective while the Hawks have been short-handed.”
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
I'd like to reply to you
but I am waiting until after midnight, when hopefully I am funny again and meeshak, not so much
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 1, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks for callin me out earlier with that pic
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 1, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions
got my back covered?
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 2, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Im lost
I need an adult
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 2, 2010 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions
help is on it's way
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Yes, I'm back
April Fool’s is over. Now you all have a responsible adult – me – to keep things from getting out of control here. Hello world!
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions
You are in charge?
oh my we are all screwed
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Alexander?
I thought Mr. Haig died recently. Don’t worry, only the old farts in here will probably know to what I’m referring.
LOL
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
the problem with that is
you’re the “responsible adult” BigC is worried about
Why... Why are you never funny?
But...
I brought candy and alcohol
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions
christ
you sound like a catholic priest
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 2, 2010 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Now, now, no one wants to hear any "glory days" types stories
from your childhood
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions
(Insert witty comeback here)
too tired to think of anything good
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 2, 2010 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions
at the rectory
oh God I’m going to hell now
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
at the "rectory"
now it all makes sense
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions
It's funny how taboos change over time...
…I mean, it’s Good Friday and CNS, you with the Catholic education and all.
Having (yet again) stumbled into a couple modern taboos myself yesterday, I’m just struck by how things change.
Anyway, FUCK SCUM.
btw, I had to scroll through my database
to decide whose name to use for the pic. I tried to go by “who would be the least offended?” but figured it would offend just about anyone whose name I used, so then I moved on to my 2nd criteria “Who was the last to call me an asshole?”
Bingo
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions
well shit
that’ll be me like every time
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 2, 2010 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions
hes been goddamn heroic at times
just dont rely on him if he has to face an odd man rush
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 1, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions
He's had his moments and is really trying
but damn the lack of speed is just killing me
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Link fail
I tried to do a link – what did I do wrong guys?
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Whiffed on that shot
you pulled a Kopecky
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 2, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Come on BigC
can’t you help a girl out?
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
u use the "link" button?
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 2, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
can't have a link in the headline
it has to be down here, in the peanut gallery
Why... Why are you never funny?
steps
because I’m still awake, even though I shouldn’t be…
1) click on ‘link’ in the text box of your post
2) paste the URL into the box that pops up
3) insert the title of the link/article in between the > and < in the code
by ITypedforMiles on Apr 2, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
let's see if this worked
>a href="http://<http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nhl/news/story?id=5048863<" target="new">
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
click on it - it works
it may not be pretty
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
unlike you?
i’m not sure what i mean by that, but take it as a compliment.
Why... Why are you never funny?
you are feeling good after all of those green responses today
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
fuckin thing wont load
but I got the gist from the title, Niemi is now The Little Zamboni That Could
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 2, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
no but close
nice little article about how he used to drive the zamboni before and after practice in Finland to make ends meet
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
he's like the little goalie that could
makes me root for him even more
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
kinda like
him buying a Chinese sword for a white elephant gift? Even picturing him in Chinatown makes me laugh.
by ITypedforMiles on Apr 2, 2010 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions
I would love to hear him tell some of those jokes
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
"whydidthechickencrossthroad?"
“to score on Huet… get it, because Huet sucks”
i bet he got a lot of laughs with that one
Why... Why are you never funny?
Where's Throad?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Huet was witness to a bank robbery
The robber tried to use him as a human shield. Services for the robber, who was shot 10 times, will be held on Sunday
"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".
Sorry
Saw an opening
"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".
That's what he said
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
A lot of opposing forwards see openings on Huet too
/rimshot
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 2, 2010 1:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, that one was on a tee
waiting for someone to crush it
"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".
you could have taken 30 seconds
and cleaned that up a bit, made it funny, not pulled a me…meeshak…fuck this site.
Why... Why are you never funny?
you should "try not to do things" more often
you’re very successful at it
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 1:46 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
we could even warn you...
“Umm….meeshak….you’re trying….”
by puppetmasterp on Apr 2, 2010 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions
was it the 5 hole?
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 1:44 AM CDT up reply actions
There are 5 holes?
1….2…..3…..4…..oh 5
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Huet may have more
We’re looking into it.
"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".
You playing Huet tonight?
protect the 5 hole
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 1:47 AM CDT up reply actions
er, role playing
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 1:47 AM CDT up reply actions
You really didn't see that coming?
Really on this site?
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Of course I saw it coming
that’s why I prepared the “joke-a-thon” material in advance.
Why... Why are you never funny?
I can see it tomorrow
“man, all the Huaters were out in force last night”
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 2, 2010 1:48 AM CDT up reply actions
If he doesn't want us to make jokes
He should learn how to close his fucking legs.
"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".
do you get that often?
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 1:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Funny man!
Right above me! Look at the wit, look at the timing! The man’s amazing.
"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".
Actually I enjoy your work
You typically sneak in here after all us kiddies are asleep. In the morning it’s fun to see the perspective of someone who arrived after we created this mess.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 2:10 AM CDT up reply actions
i usually get it in the afternoon
after the perspective has been made, and a further (subsequent) mess has been started
(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s) = 1.5x10^16 J
Going Physics on us?
That’s why you’re never funny.
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.
are you referring to my sig line?
because there isn’t any physics in my reply, only horribly and awkwardly phrased english.
(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s) = 1.5x10^16 J
Cristobal Huet became a "stand up" goalie
by becoming the butt of everyone’s jokes
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
It's official
I have a soft spot for every guy on the team. (krome, do not make that dirty.)
That was a great article about him, thanks for posting it.
just one soft spot? you're working out too much
you made it dirty – not I
Confusion will be my epitaph.
No, for every guy on the team
so like 22 or something. Which is probably more in line with the actual soft spots, unfortunately. I like chocolate more than I like yoga.
by Katherine215 on Apr 2, 2010 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
another way to post links
1. type the word you want to be the link first (ex: link, here, etc.)
2. highlight the word
3. click the link icon
4. paste the URL in the box
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back in April 2010
that's what I do
no chance for error. i dont lik errers
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions
btw
Is there a way to search users on here? (search by name)
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions
who you stalking now?
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Just curious who TP'd meeshak
I’ve made my assumption. I just want it verified. meeshak, do you know? I figure Chiblackhawks (not ChibIackhawks, see the difference?) is the main culprit.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 12:49 AM CDT up reply actions
not that I'm paranoid
no not me
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 12:49 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL Is that some kind of
pathetic ploy to piss me off?
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 1:01 AM CDT up reply actions
not at all
VerStig is Hi l’m Bob LeDonne? Was I the only one who didn’t realize that? He lives up to his name more and more every day.
Why... Why are you never funny?
Well yes, he's definitely the fake HIBLD
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Ok, please help me
how do you tell the difference between the real and fake HIBLDs? I’m sure I’m missing something obvious, but I can’t figure out what it is. And it’s driving me crazy.
Look closer
It’s right in front of you.
by Hi, l'm Bob LeDonne on Apr 2, 2010 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Reverse Internet stereotype?
Well, it is not a guy, or a girl… and have you heard what it plays on the radio?
you lost me with the radio part
I’ve apparently gotten used to going without sleep. I got more last night and I can’t put two coherent thoughts together.
by Katherine215 on Apr 2, 2010 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Too lazy to find a good example
but you get some sense of his, shall we say, “eclectic” taste in music here
it's hard work
but somebody’s gotta do it.
by Katherine215 on Apr 2, 2010 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
yes, the avatar
but how is it possible to have two users on the site named exactly the same?
There’s the mystery for you. :P
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Apr 2, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
ding ding ding ding!!!
we have a winner!
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Apr 2, 2010 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
8 permutations!
You are evil.
hellbentforleather also yield 8.
If you prefer ACDC to Judas, HellsBells yields 16!
Even I’mevil gets you 4.
But happily...
…there can be only one Katherine215!
BTW- it just dawned on me tat there can be 8 cliffkoroll’s out there. All the stupid shit I say- that was VerStig.
I am 1 in 6 billion+
lol
or is that IoI?
by Katherine215 on Apr 2, 2010 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
LOL
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Apr 2, 2010 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Why oh why
would you link that?
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
If you didn't catch that (although I'm sure you did)
that was my attempt at some humor regarding your goalie fight with cliff earlier.
Always surprises me when two (or more) of the people I hold in high regard on this site get into it.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 1:08 AM CDT up reply actions
I guess you didn't
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions
i caught it
i just wanted to let bygones be bygone. it always surprises me when i get into it with someone. i’m glad that situation was successfully defused by cliff before anything really bad happened.
Why... Why are you never funny?
I think everyone needs to have an emoticon next to their username
At least a few times a day I wonder whether someone’s comment was meant in jest or not – yes, believe it or not, I actually sometimes let shit go.
OK don’t believe it.
I’m watching Men Who Stare at Goats right now. So far, I’m not impressed.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 1:24 AM CDT up reply actions
neither was i
but i still enjoyed it. saw it in canada, and something about the audience reaction made me feel that unique way that you only get when you’re outside the country, that you’re an american and no one else can understand what that means, both good and bad.
Why... Why are you never funny?
true
kind of like when I was living in Europe and would go see an American band – or try to explain to people that Al Capone is no longer alive when I mentioned I was from Chicago.
You lie!
No, he’s really very dead
I am for sure you lie
True story (why would I lie?), I had a French fucktard try to start a fight with me. Asked me where I was from. I told him Chicago. The guy basically “carried my books home from school” so to speak.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 1:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Actually pretty close
This particular guy, who was French-Moroccan, I easily convinced that Al Capone was my uncle. He and his buds literally followed me around for an hour, even into a bar, because they were so intrigued. It was like having a new puppy that really, really loved you – like baby laughter.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 1:52 AM CDT up reply actions
who was that
the poster on here, who’s made of baby laughter?
maybe it’s the same fucking guy?
Why... Why are you never funny?
Hawkeynight!
(exclamation point in name=dead giveaway of over enthusiasm) hes our mascot now
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 2, 2010 1:56 AM CDT up reply actions
FUC YAEY!
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 2:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I figured it was CHi as Chi and VerStig as HIBLD
but now I’m seeing it was all VerStig.
Everyone might have to get used to me giving Chi credit for anything devious for a while…
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 2, 2010 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions
I could definitely get used to that.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Apr 2, 2010 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
better than getting the blame for everything that goes wrong
or gets risque
Confusion will be my epitaph.
I see - got it
Thanks!
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
you can't speak to a lady like that
it’s just not proper
Confusion will be my epitaph.
by krome on Apr 2, 2010 7:26 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Who said I was a proper lady?
I have you all fooled. Actually if that is the worst response I get on here that’s fine. Some people can be really mean.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
I didn't actually say you were a proper lady
but in just a couple of items there you were accused of ‘pulling a Kopecky’ and inadequately guarding your 5 hole. I still have a few old fashioned chivalrous gentlemen notions rattling about my head.
And impuning a woman’s chastity is still per se libel/slander (although, with more women having validly impunable chastity evels these days, I suppose that is a legal doctrine that is ripe for being relitigated).
Confusion will be my epitaph.
the "g" was invisible as well as silent there
and calling me on mine is full fair game
Confusion will be my epitaph.
slander per se
1) unchastity to a woman
2) damaging to one’s business reputation
3) loathsome disease
4)...NOOOOOO……make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
/slap,slap,slap,slap,slap
…..sorry….still not over the trauma of the bar exam yet…..
by puppetmasterp on Apr 2, 2010 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
the important thing to remember for that test
is that the lowest possible “D” gets you your license (and the scores don’t appear anywhere).
Up to now getting an “A” mattered. Not now.
Confusion will be my epitaph.
i went to a school with no real grades
the “A” didn’t even matter then.
by puppetmasterp on Apr 2, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
BTW
Watching that Caps – Thrashers game last night, I realized two things:
1. Traitor should really just hang it up. Some horrendous passing, and on the GW he got owned not once, but twice. I know a part of me should hate him, but I feel kind of sorry for him.
2. Ovie slashes someone on virtually every play. The Caps homers were doing the ‘cast, and they had the “Ovechkam” (good lord how lame is that) for a series of isos. Once he got rid of the puck, the very next thing he did was take a swing at the legs of whichever opponent was closest. I’m starting to think more and more that he is in fact a dirty player, not just “overly aggressive” as some have claimed.
teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.
I love Boudreau and his "crying game" after the Armstrong hit.
(for those who haven’t seen it, here it is).
It looks like Bruce Boudreau has forgotten about these hits:
Ovechkin on Kaleta.
Ovechkin on Heward.
Ovechkin on Gleason.
Ovechkin on Gonchar.
Ovechkin on Orkpik.
Ovechkin on his own teammate Backstrom.
Green on Frolik.
Brashear on Betts.
and the ever popular Ovechkin on Campbell.
So pot, how’s kettle?
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.
Ovechkin on Backstrom link is the same as Ovechkin on Orpik
but the Backstrom hit is here.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Apr 2, 2010 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Shit!
Thanks for the cover-up accomplice.
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.
oh, and
Heward and Gleason are the same link too. I only noticed the Orpik one because I was trying to watch the hit on Backstrom.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Apr 2, 2010 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Here you go
"The Golden Goal! And Canada has - once in a lifetime - Olympic Gold!"
Congratulations to The Golden Boys- Toews, Seabrook, and Keith- for delivering the GOLD to CANADA.
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