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Hawks Blog 1st Round Table

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We'll get our full playoff preview loaded up this afternoon, but we'll start with our 1st round roundtable done with The Fifth Feather, Chris Block from The Third Man In, and Jeff Bartl from Blackhawk Up.

Is there anything that scares you about the Preds?
 Feather: Let's see.  They have horrific special teams, their list of top-6 forwards inspires no one, and their head coach looks like a villian from Super Mario Brothers.  So yes.  In all seriousness, Pekka Rinne is one thing to fear and so is Lord Erat.  Playing in a 7-game series against the Blackhawks, Erat will probably end up leading the NHL in scoring after the first round.  Let's hope none of his teammates follow his lead.

Block: Not many teams outwork the Hawks, but a Barry Trotz-led team will try, and some nights, succeed.  The core of this Predators group has been together for awhile now and nine of them were on the team that gave Detroit a brief scare as the 8th seed two playoffs ago.
 Above all else, Nashville comes in seeing the Blackhawks as more of a rival than the other way around and thus owns the proverbial chip on the shoulder.  I don’t think they ever believed they’d beat the Wings in ’08 or ‘04, and their two quick first round exits to San Jose were lesser groups.  Nashville thinks they can beat the Hawks.  That alone, coupled with the fact they come in with a red-hot goalie creates a dangerous scenario for Joel Quenneville and company.  Hornqvist, Arnott, Suter and Weber will steer the attack and they should get enough scoring from the likes of Dumont, Erat, Sullivan and rookie Colin Wilson (who, in the not too distant future, will be a headliner in Music City) to keep them in every game.  Joel Ward, Dustin Boyd, and of course Jordin Tootoo will be everywhere.  If the Hawks get to Pekka Rinne (4 shutouts and a .940 save% the last month of the season), backup Dan Ellis was stellar in the series with Detroit in ‘08, and that counts for something.  But the X-factors are Legwand up the middle and Hamhuis on the blue line.  Those two will either finish the series a +5 or a Minus-9.  They are that up and down.  Barry Trotz needs this pair to bring their best defensive games if they have any hope of stymieing the vaunted Hawks’ offense enough to facilitate the upset.

Bartl: I'm deathly afraid they're going to put me to sleep. Seriously though, the Predators don't give anyone reason to begin shaking over what they bring to the table -- and I think that's what worries me. Nashville's power play ranked 24th in the league, and its penalty kill ranked 28th. Roughly 18,000 fans sitting in their seat at the UC for Game 1 won't be able to name two forwards, and I'll be shocked if half as many of those people know who the Preds have in goal. Yet somehow Nashville finished with 100 points and beat the 'Hawks twice this season. Basically, I'm scared that I'm not scared.
 
Which player should Hawks fans most watch out for on Nashville?
 Feather: Obviously the aforementioned Erat and Rinne, but the most interesting matchup will be what Barry Trotz does with Shea Weber.  In the past, Trotz has used Weber almost exclusively on Patrick Kane.  With the Hawks now throwing out a hellacious line of Sharp-Toews-Hossa, Trotz will be forced to pick his poison.  Or he can just play Weber for 45 minutes a game, that would also work.

Block: Steve Sullivan.  Don’t discount how much this former Hawk means to this Preds’ squad and franchise.  An emotional leader, Sullivan shared the team lead in scoring with Patric Hornqvist and will see a lot of power play time.  A truly amazing story he’s written himself now; missing two full years of hockey, undergoing two back surgeries and to not miss a game this season.  He’s jacked for this series and I look for him to get on the board early and often.  He’s never been much of a playoff performer, but also hasn’t been as healthy or motivated as he is now.

Bartl: I instinctively thought Martin Erat because he plays like a Hall of Famer against the 'Hawks, but I'm going with Pekka Rinne. He's heading into the playoffs on a hot streak, which is dangerous in a seven-game series. The Blackhawks need to not only put a high number of shots on Rinne in the series, but make those shots quality opportunities and make him work for his saves.

 On the Hawks side, we asked this at Second City Hockey, but who's your John Druce (unlikely playoff hero)

Feather: If the past three weeks are any indication than Tomas Kopecky may have a wing in Toronto dedicated to him by the time it's all said and done.

Block: Can a goalie portray the John Druce character?  Because I do not believe we have seen the last of Cristobal Huet.  Aside from Colin Fraser, Ben Eager or the aforementioned Kopecky, there really isn’t a guy on this team who truly embodies the Druce suit and outside of a whole scoring line getting blind-sided by the Tootoo-Train, they won’t see enough ice to make that kind of a difference.
 For this round, I expect John Madden to get his act together, finally, and make an impact for the first time since he commandeered the festivities in the limousine on a sultry January Vancouver night.  He’ll chip in a few goals and he and Toews will own the Preds at the face off dots.  Over the long-haul though, I’m going to say Brent Seabrook quits weeping over what his old buddy Wiz did to him back in Anaheim and gets back to tossing opposing forwards around in the corners, jump-starting offensive rushes and scoring huge goals late for the Hawks.  When this playoff is over, I suspect Seabrook will have 3-4 GWG’s and be getting most of the praise on the backline, not the over-priced Keith.

Bartl: Andrew Ladd has four points in his last five games and his solid but not flashy play often goes overlooked. I'm taking Ladd to be a key cog in the 'Hawks playoff run.


Prediction for Round 1:
Feather: It should probably only last 5 games but Nashville always finds ways to make things interesting when they qualify for the post-season.  We'll say Hawks in 7 and pray for something quicker.

Block: Nashville will grab an early lead in the series and while the Hawks will say all the right things, the scare will get them back on track and I expect the Preds will quickly be packing for summer cottage.  Blackhawks in six.  Not a game less.  Not one more.

Bartl: The Blackhawks win in six games, and I stay awake for the ENTIRE series.

Our answers are on their blogs, but you'll be hearing lots of what we have to say in the coming days.

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He said
Legwand up the middle

Is that like a codpiece?

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Apr 14, 2010 11:52 AM CDT reply actions  

Wart/Preds coach
their head coach looks like a villian from Super Mario Brothers

Oh I’ve been waiting for someone to bring this up:
Barry Trotz

And Wart from Super Mario Bros. 2

"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".

by whiskeyboy on Apr 14, 2010 11:55 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

If we throw some veggies at the Preds, we should be ok.

"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".

by whiskeyboy on Apr 14, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

This has been bugging me forever.

I knew Trotz reminded me of some character I had seen in a movie but I just couldn’t place it. Then the other night I stumbled across the movie ‘Alien Nation’ (1988) late at night. And lo and behold there was Barry Trotz, right up there on the big screen. (He is definitely one odd looking fellow.)

Anyone have some advice on how to drive the alien leader and his minions away?

non se•qui•tur (nŏn sěk'wĭ-tər, -tŏŏr')
n. 1. An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or
evidence.
2. A statement that does not follow logically from what preceded it.

by nextgame on Apr 14, 2010 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

sumtimz i isn't two brite.

howd yuz figur dat out. u shoor iz smart fer a city gal!

non se•qui•tur (nŏn sěk'wĭ-tər, -tŏŏr')
n. 1. An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or
evidence.
2. A statement that does not follow logically from what preceded it.

by nextgame on Apr 14, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

she's pretty too

you’d best head back to the livestock or cousins

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks

I just spewed soda all over my desk.

(besides, what’s wrong with cousins & livestock. I always got the impression most folks were pretty open minded here at SCH.)

non se•qui•tur (nŏn sěk'wĭ-tər, -tŏŏr')
n. 1. An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or
evidence.
2. A statement that does not follow logically from what preceded it.

by nextgame on Apr 14, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

open minded

but we will break out the palomino if needed

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really don't care what you do in your own barn

but I figured I’d let you know that she’s out of your league before you got your hopes up

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ahhhhh

The story of my life. (Anyway, the wife would lay a rolling pin upside my head.)

[No offense intended by anything in prior posts and apologies if taken that way. Just goofing around.]

non se•qui•tur (nŏn sěk'wĭ-tər, -tŏŏr')
n. 1. An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or
evidence.
2. A statement that does not follow logically from what preceded it.

by nextgame on Apr 14, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

goofing around is about all we do here when no game is on

and often times when a game is going on

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

ya hear that, KtG?

uncle krome sayin’ ya purtty

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

are you saying she's not?

facts is facts

and your lack of second dates is becoming more understandable

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm going to let this one go

but you’re really stretching on this one, krome

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

just goofing, as (just about) always

certainly the wise move to let it go though

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's cute

you’re being bashful in a blunt, self-deprecating way

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

I’m certainly not going to break any mirrors, but I would not consider me pretty in the traditional sense.

and this is feeling REALLY silly talking about myself. back to the hockey, people.

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

of course, we so rarely get of topic around here

and you wish to play the coy/shy/humble game

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doesn't she

take after me? It’s so cute.

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, right

cause mom’s “humble”

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec!!!

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Screw you

Hot should have been in there, too.

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's the second thing that comes to mind?

and thanks for the offer, but I’m married

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm thinking she is fiesty today

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

krome, ignoring the line

“what line?”

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Krome and I

don’t need no stinkin line!

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

lines? what lines?

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

exactly

that quote was you, and then you actually said it

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

So am I

Who says it was an offer?

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

mom....

r u and daddy breaking up? is it because of us? is this our fault?

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why yes

It IS your fault. Now go fetch Mommy a drink and some good narcotics.

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

but not my fault right?

I’m still the favorite? I’ll get your drink!

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

kiss ass :)

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never your fault

And you don’t have to go get the drink, that’s what we have the stupid boys for. Just tell them what you want, too.

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey the ugly girls need to drink too

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

but they don't do as well

at getting them for free

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

greatest. mom. ever.

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

no mom

katherine was a bad babysitter its her fault, and i remember ur fav. drink, and have some good hook-ups for narcotics

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

a command then?

you’re so assertive to day

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Command

order, bidding, demand, call it what you want.

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

coy: no. shy: yes. humble: probably not.

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

u shy? really?

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't think

i’ve ever seen this “shyness”

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

i know

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh come on

the internet is way different than being live. I barely said 10 words at my first SCH meet up. I’m much more comfortable with those of you I met in person now.

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

to be fair

she was pretty shy and not assertive or out going the first time i met her.

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

apparently though you drove her nuts

she did want you in jail

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

true

she was quite demure at the NW meet-up. then again, so was i.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

he was probably just plotting his internet revenge

waiting to strike with all the wit he could muster

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

actually

i was tired, and a little scared that ahnfire or puppetmasterp would turn out to be a chainsaw murderer and – oh no! – there is no Westwood Tavern…

and i only had one beer, because of paranoia about DUI’s (did you know you can’t enter canada with one on your record).

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

really? glad I ws never caught

and they don’t check for guests (hockey tournaments would otherwise be largely unchaparoned)

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha, yeah, "triumphant" return

krome, they just started checking after the increased collaboration between the US and Canada following 9/11, especially now that passports are required

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's silly!

If I was a chainsaw murderer, i certainly wouldn’t strike when first meeting someone. I’d build up trust and wait till at least the…

…oh, ummm….never mind. ignore me.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 14, 2010 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

that’s going to be hard to do now

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

unless, of course, we’re both standing up in a crowd. you fall below the bottom edge of my glasses.

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

im stealthy like that

twice in the same ultimate frisbee game, i face/chest blocked a long-distance throw b/c the SAME THROWER failed to see me standing in the passing lane both times. I fell below his sight lines, even though i was 3 feet away.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 14, 2010 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Til that whole

Jazz hands thing.

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was hoping everyone’d forgotten about that

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember

you talking about meeshak doing jazz hands before, but I thought you were just joking around. He really did the jazz hands? THAT is awesome lol.

by K_Dog on Apr 14, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

TONS of it

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

whatever

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

not making fun

In all sincerity, jazz hands are just really, really funny to me.

by K_Dog on Apr 14, 2010 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

it wasn't to you

it was to the whole thread.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you mad

that I lied when I said I’d get you playoff tickets? Remember, you backed out of wanting to be my son.

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuming :(

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

well this is what happens...

when u don’t want to have the best mom ever. i think it took me about a few hours before i asked her to adopt me

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is true

But we’ve fixed her.

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know, I think I talked to you

and shinkicker the first night and that was about it. Rsncrtz too (before she was rsncrtz).

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

rsncrtz

there shoud be a gldstrn

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know, I always think that

when I see her screen name. she should use that as her alter-ego

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought they were dead

died while waiting for Godot, was it?

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I made you and your sister watch my purse the whole night.

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK

now you’re just sucking up. And I’m not giving that purse away for a long, long time.

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

didn't u say that...

u had jewelry and assoceries that she could have?

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah

I just have to go through my stuff. But that seemed like a ploy to get the purse.

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's OK

You’re still my favorite.

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, she was happy to watch your purse

She ransacked it when you weren’t looking for money and drugs.

by rsncrntz on Apr 14, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't matter

she’s mom’s favorite. she’ll get away with it, and soupy and i’ll be left getting trix’s drinks

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

did you even have a username then?

and hey, you talked to pointmesouth, too! so that’s like, four.

by shinkicker on Apr 14, 2010 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope, no username

and yes, it was four, your right. a new record for me!

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

no judgement here

it’s taken me an hour to z through this page and mostly I’ve gone “oh look, words”.

Possibly I’ve been drinking.

by shinkicker on Apr 14, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

ur like an enigma wrapped in a riddle

only found at the center of a labrynth

Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder

by JohnnyBourbon on Apr 14, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

KtG

short for Kokette the Grate?

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

speaking of kokette/coquette

on Leno last night he did one of those ask the person on the street segments…asked a girl if she acts coquettish and she kept thinking he was saying “coke headish”. It was funny. Yeah…guess you had to be there.

by K_Dog on Apr 14, 2010 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

his jaywalking segments

would likely find the coke whorish ones

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess what made it funny was that Jay wasn’t trying to set her up by using that word. He used it in a spontaneous question, and she would repeat it back to him as “cokehead” but he was hearing “coquette”.

by K_Dog on Apr 14, 2010 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

that’s pretty good

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't that

what they do in Tennesse? what is he a preds fan in disguise?

Legacy of KA(i)NE

by Kaner's Revenge on Apr 14, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's like "Signs" then?

If the aliens are scared of salt water, then wtf are they doing in EARTH?

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

they crash landed

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

salt water, not water in general. at the beginning of the movie, the newcomer mafia throws a guy into the ocean as punishment for something. and they came to earth as escaped slaves, not exactly picky.

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

so did they crash land or not?

That makes more sense than Signs, then.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

a slave ship crash landed (or broke down)

and salt water is like acid to them

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't recall it as a "crash" per se, more of a landing

but they were stranded here (perhaps it was an out of fuel thing?)

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

krome, proving once again

that some of us know way too much sci-fi minutiae (don’t think i’m not included in that)

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

the part of my youth that I didn't mispend at the ice rink

I mispent with sci-fi ‘literature’

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

hence why i put the parenthetical disclaimer

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

There was a story in today's Trib

about sidekick robots. Followed by a slide show which included the character Bishop from Alien. Apparently the author was unclear on the difference between robots, cyborgs and androids.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Apr 14, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

what a dick for brains!

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

amazing

He probably speaks Klingon with a Romulan accent

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

soooo. anybody here headed to C2E2?

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

if anybody is...

say hello to jeph from questionable content – he’ll be @ teh topatoco table.
i gotta miss it unfortunately

Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder

by JohnnyBourbon on Apr 14, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

is he doing anything fun over there?

I used to read Questionable Content but sort of stopped when I switched my RSS readers (and my reading habits).

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

too tough to explain it all

so ill just say pintsize is still demented, hanners is still psycho and marten is still a eunuch

Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder

by JohnnyBourbon on Apr 14, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oops, I wasn't clear

I meant at his booth, haha. If he’s got stuff for sale I might pick something up.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh

i have no idea. i just read his stuff.

Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder

by JohnnyBourbon on Apr 14, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

will check it out at any rate

I picked up a ticket on a whim and I have no idea what to expect when I get there, so the game plan is to wander in and go wherever there’s shiny stuff.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

i've never gotten into comics

that’s not totally true, but i’m not going anyway.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Conan

I always thought he looked like James Earl Jones in Conan the Barbarian halfway through the transformation process into a snake, but I go too deep sometimes….

"I don't want the world, I just want your half"

by luckster on Apr 14, 2010 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Surprised by the series predictions

I don’t see this going beyond 5 and i’d be kind of pissed if it went all 7

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 12:22 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I could see it going to 6...

…though I am not sure that my nerves or liver are up for a game 7 in round 1 versus the Preds.

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by bobby h on Apr 14, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

i can see it going to 7

b/c I usually root for the underdog in any sport, and am obviously making an exception here….but that makes me REALLY weary of the Preds. There are few things more motivating than have a chip on your shoulder against someone who isn’t afraid of you.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 14, 2010 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am terrified

by the Preds. They are not underdogs in their minds. They don’t think they can beat us; they know they can.

These could all be 2-1 games, and those can go anyone’s way. I’m not a Niemi basher, but Rinne is hands-down the better goaltender and playing very well of late. That alone is concern enough in a series where the Preds are going to slow down the pace enough to turn games into lullabies.

I think we’ll win, but Nashville has the stones to win 3 games I think..

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by ChicoMaki on Apr 14, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hawks in 5

I usually hate to say that any series could end this early but this might. It won’t be a blowout per say just that the ’Hawks have that offensive firepower to score in a tight game.

I expect the Hawks to outshoot the Predators in every game, but if Rinne stands on his head and Niemi falters then watch out the ‘Hawks are in trouble in this series. But I don’t see the latter happening and the ’Hawks find a way to win both at home, split in Honky-Tonk town and then close it out at home. All 5 games decided by 2 goals or less with one going into OT.

Just a guess that’s all.

2010 PLAYOFFS: ROUND ONE
The triumphant achievement or death sentence for the Niemisis.

by hawks61 on Apr 14, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm thinking 8 or even 9

if the preds want to win this

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

No news of him

But apparently soupy is practicing according to Jesse Rogers

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 12:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Soupy "skating" not "practicing"

get your hopes back into a reasonable alignment – we’re a long way from having Campbell back

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Closer than we've been...

Q wouldn’t rule him out for the latter part of the series – though, I would be very surprised.

Third or maybe second round is probably most likely.

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by bobby h on Apr 14, 2010 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

full practice, according to ESPN

Q also hopeful we’ll get him back sometime in the first round, so I wouldn’t say we’re a long way from getting him back.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Soupy

Cambell Soup was quoted saying that he rules himself out of the first game against the preds but see’s himself playn in the 2nd or at least the first round!!

by toews on Apr 14, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

if that is the case

he is a bad ass.

When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.

by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Apr 14, 2010 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Apparenly he's just missing not dead

HI says he may be going back to Minnesota

Sanguis Bibimus. Corpus Edimus. Tolle Corpus Sharpi.

by TrialsBass on Apr 14, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Big lips.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 14, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I gave up looking

my stalker skills really suck

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're going to lose your nickname!

and end up with one of my weird ones. try harder.

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn - back to the internet I go

googling Johnsson brings up way too much information that I never needed to see. Verstig needs to photoshop a palomino button on my keyboard.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

now who’s going to actually make this? (I like the committed indian decal on the bottom as well. nice attention to detail!)

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll top left key that one

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUCK SCUM

right next to each other

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is awesome!

it’s all our SCHisms in one place

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

You

have done some damn fine work in the past, but this is a Masterpiece!

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Apr 15, 2010 5:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Katherine215 and stacie7

both took the time to read things. (I also had to ask.)

Link

www.mjt.org

by ChicoMaki on Apr 14, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

stop it right there

in the link it says:

“Q: There are reports that Soupy could be ready for the first round. Should us Hawks fans get excited? — Alex (Palatine, Ill.)
A: I think there’s cause for excitement because he’s begun skating. Everything else can’t be too far away. It helps that they are starting the series a couple days later than we all thought so that gives him extra time. I’d still say round two is more likely, but as this week moves along we will know a whole lot more.”

thus my comment about it being “skating” not “practicing” (not to mention “full contact practicing”)

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

krome!

that article is older than the other articles/tweets posted today. he practiced, all the beat writers saw him do it.

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

this one says practice

practice

I doubt if he is skating “all out” yet, but at least the signs look promising.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope y'all are right and he's WAY ahead of schedule, but I don't want my hopes up too soon

even if he is doing some sort of light ‘practice’ (which isn’t out of the question from his original timeline for return), they can’t be nuts enough to risk setting him back further with any sort of full-fledged practice.

Has anyone described what he is doing? Skating with a little stickhandling – that would be right on schedule, I’d think. Any sort of vigorous shooting work or contact would be very risky at this point.

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

here's the thing

I know initially when you hear a timetable that is 7-8 weeks and he talks like maybe he’s coming back in 5, it’s annoying because you fell like “why rush it? It’s the 1st round.” I’m no doctor, but the thing with a clavicle break, waiting 8 weeks might not be necessary. As long as he can move with the same range and pain-free, I think it matters less. Not to mention, the collarbone doesn’t matter if it’s been healing for a month or two or three. If it gets hit just so, it doesn’t matter if it’s never been broken or broken 5 times. I mean a collarbone can’t be any thicker than a novelty pencil. And the ribs? Pshaw. Kind of like a broken foot, right? As long as you can play through the pain, might as well not bring it up. So, even if Campbell is day-to-day for the whole series, just the idea that Trotz has to twitch over possibly changing an entire game plan in a day’s notice is well played. And who knows? he could play. Win-win if you ask me.

by jhb on Apr 14, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trotz won’t change his gameplan with Campbell in. He sticks to his guns.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 14, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

that would be his mistake, don’t you think? You’re not giving your own coach much credit for the job he does. To assume that Campbell = any dude, is not very smart. His matchups, and most certainly worrying about taking any bad penalty would have to be on his mind. Campbell is the defense’s best puck handler and makes the team’s PP really click — that much they found out since he’s been gone.

by jhb on Apr 14, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trotz is a better coach than that

or else his team really is in a near hopeless state

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I should rephrase that. Trotz won’t alter our system because of one player, but he will change how he attacks you.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 14, 2010 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you guys are gonna trap the shit out of us no matter what!! (j/k)

by HungryHungryPanda on Apr 14, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha

And Chris, you better appreciate that (j/k) cause you won’t see that much here. ;)

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2010 Troll Collector
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The sun never sets on a badass

by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've come to realize that we're sarcastic assholes when compared to most other blogs

And there’s nothing worse than a blogosphere war of words borne out of a misunderstanding. Just wanted to cover my ass.

That being said, I’ve really enjoyed Chris’ input over here and I’ve found OtF to be a pretty damn good read. You might even say they’ve TRAPPED me over there.

by HungryHungryPanda on Apr 14, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is Tennessee

They see Panda, think Bear, and run to fire up the grill

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I’m sure you’re joking, but have you ever been to TN?

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by Chris Burton on Apr 14, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I went to the JD Distillery

on my way to Georgia, does that count? Actually, the people there were very nice. Not even as inbred as those in Indiana.

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2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass

by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, they do say

that a Hoosier is a hillbilly that got lost on the way to Michigan

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I've visited Nashville

and my sister lived in Memphis

so, yes

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, we’ve certainly kept the playoff content coming. Whether its good is another matter, but there’s no lack of volume.

I’ve been busy as all hell between hockey blogging and college this week. Need some damn games to watch.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 14, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

you one of them sissy college boys?

you got purtty lips, but i’m sure you get that all the time

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh. College yes, though I wouldn’t consider myself sissy.

Then again, neither would Patrick Kane…

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by Chris Burton on Apr 14, 2010 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hattrick Kane punched a motherfucking geriatric cabbie. That ain’t sissy. He also made a greasy French-Canadian goalie cry.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL.

Yeah, greasy French Canadians and geriatric cabbies are the first things that come to mind when I think tough.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 14, 2010 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, you want serious?

Kid is one of the smaller guys in the league and regularly targeted by every goon and checker in the league. He’s missed 3 games (I think) in the last 2 seasons.

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know, I’m just messin’. Figured y’all could handle the snark.

That mullet, though…

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by Chris Burton on Apr 14, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, I thought you wanted a serious answer

sorry, my snark/sarcasm meter is off the last couple days.

the mullet is horrible.

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you lose the series it would be totally legit to blame the mullet.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 14, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

We're a little defensive these days

That mullet has put us all on edge. It’s a bit hard to defend! :P

by rsncrntz on Apr 14, 2010 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

umm...

meeshak.

Garsh, that was embarasking.

by cliffkoroll on Apr 15, 2010 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've played with a cracked rib - it was pure hell

I played with a broken bone in my foot too. If required to do one or the other again, I’d pick the foot over the rib.

My son said playing with a cracked rib was the most painful thing he did while playing

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

cinch 'er up

and strap ’er down.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Apr 14, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I read he was working with Boynton

but no one would say he was ahead of schedule. so he could be right on track or slightly ahead. he’s probably not taking full contact – Hossa practiced with the team for awhile before taking contact, right?

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

this sounds more like it

best assume he’s back for round 2 sometime – not round 1.

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was replying about the Johnsson question.

www.mjt.org

by ChicoMaki on Apr 14, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you guys see that Soupy had a full practice today?

BTW, Weber and Suter will get the Kane line. Hamhuis and whoever he’s with (Grebeshkov?) always gets the best forwards so 6/20 are freed up offensively.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 14, 2010 12:43 PM CDT reply actions  

over priced keith?

i don’t know… he looks pretty darn good to me

by SLoop on Apr 14, 2010 12:52 PM CDT reply actions  

I thought the same thing

and he won’t be ‘over priced’ until next year. I’m guessing Block is still hung up on Keith’s sub-par playoff performance last year, and he’s waiting for the regular season/Olympic Keith to show up for the playoffs, which I have no doubt that he will.

by EamusCatuli23 on Apr 14, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Keith was concussed last year am I right?

He is not overpriced either. He’s + 21 with 69 points, and TOI has to be 25+. He makes 1.475 this year
Contrast that with Weber +0 with 43 points. He makes 4.5 MIL this year

Overpiced?

Chewing gum?

by laaarmer on Apr 14, 2010 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe my comment wasn't clear

I was agreeing with SLoop not Block. That’s why I put the word overpriced in quotations. I was just trying to think of a reason why Block thought Keith was overpriced. I actually think the Hawks got a great deal with Keith’s contract as he could have gotten a lot more money in a shorter deal.

by EamusCatuli23 on Apr 14, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Keith is overpaid, but there’s no way in Hades Weber is, either. Weber’s a world class player and franchise defenseman, just like Keith. Don’t let that +0 fool you.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 14, 2010 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

It doesn't fool me

I think he’s great.
However, if he’s the Preds best and actually is world class, then the rest of the team either hangs him out to dry or for 82 games he underachieved.

Chewing gum?

by laaarmer on Apr 14, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

If the Hawks take stupid penaltys

then Weber will show us all what he can do.

5 on 5 and shorthanded he’s got his work cut out for him.

Chewing gum?

by laaarmer on Apr 14, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

We’ll see, won’t we?

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by Chris Burton on Apr 14, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't we see in the Olympics?

Weber got lots of minutes early, but at the end of the day, Keith was the TOI leader and #1 defenseman for the Gold medal team (food for thought- who was the team’s most important forward?)

Chris Block- shame on you! “over-priced Keith” are the two stupidest words I’ve read on this site all year. Last year, next year, any year.

Hossa, Kane, Sharp, Seebs, the Professor and Mary Anne, all great.

But 2 + 19 = Blackhawkjack.

by cliffkoroll on Apr 15, 2010 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Most of his points are on the PP.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 14, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes they are

That’s why I say if the Hawks take stupid penalties (Eager, Versteeg (Detroit last year) and the old Lazy Kane) they will have to deal with Weber where he is obviously at his best.

Chewing gum?

by laaarmer on Apr 14, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't say underacheived

Weber’s made his case for what he can do and then some. and Kaner’s Revenge is right, having a great offense that tends to control the puck a lot will help any defenseman’s case….a lack thereof, not as helpful.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 14, 2010 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Weber's had a couple injuries

I had him on my fantasy team, plus it’s a lot easier to go plus when your offense is the hawks and not the preds. Not defending him, just saying don’t underestimate him, because he’s ridiculous

Legacy of KA(i)NE

by Kaner's Revenge on Apr 14, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Keith is a top 6 forward in the league

not sure I understand the overpriced statement. I think maybe the years are a bit crazy however they did the same with Hossa

by Jrs23 on Apr 14, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, WTF?

Are we that obsessed with using the “overpriced” label? With Huet and Campbell out for their own reasons, we’re now transferring the label over to Keith? Even next year he won’t be overpriced. I’ll take a $5.5mil cap hit on a Norris-caliber defensemen any day of the week.

by HungryHungryPanda on Apr 14, 2010 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

bs

he’s the top Norris candidate, he reportedly took less money to make room on the squad. Bush league, not over paid.

by toews on Apr 14, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

News on Campbell, Bickell and 4th line

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nhl/news/story?id=5086957&campaign=rss&source=CHICAGOHeadlines&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

http://twitter.com/adamjahns

Quenneville did NOT rule out Campbell for later in the Nashville series.
Blackhawks D Brian Campbell practiced but he did NOT say he was ahead of schedule. He plans to travel to Nashville

Joel Quenneville said he is NOT planning on breaking up the Fraser-Kopecky-Eager line for the playoffs. Bad news for Burish?

Q on Bryan Bickell: “Here’s here for now and he’s here for good.”

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 14, 2010 1:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I go to lunch

and come back to wonderful news. What a good day!

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lines Looking Good...

Sharp-Toews-Hossa
Brouwer-Bolland-Kane
Versteeg-Madden-Ladd
Kopecky-Fraser-Eager

by XxMJ20xX on Apr 14, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

i agree

Two weeks ago, I was hoping to see Burwood in there in place of Tommy Whiffshot. But as of late, I can’t disagree with this at all. Things just don’t seem to be clicking for the Badger (yet)…maybe still not 100% yet?

by K_Dog on Apr 14, 2010 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe

it’s just chemistry. He was out for 6 or so months, so Frazz Fro, Sir-Whiffsalot and Eager all got some chemistry goin, hence why when the Frazzle Dazzle came back to the 4th line, they started clicking.
Or maybe I just have a huge man crush on Frazier.

by zortaf on Apr 14, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

The last three lines

Need some nicknames

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 2:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

the Blackhawks Twitter account

started calling Kopecky-Fraser-Eager the Fantastic Fourth the last few games. I kinda love it.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

So

Eager= The Thing
Frazz= Mr Fantastic
Kop= The Invisible Woman?

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 3:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Frazz = Torch

his fro lights the world on fire. Or something.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

too bad he isn't invited

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's left to rounding up his own foursomes then

rather like most of the rest of the season (except that he is now more mobile).

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ran across this when I was looking for info on Campbell

Historic sarcasm fails in the comment section. Wow, that’s a site most of us wouldn’t last a day on.

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 14, 2010 1:30 PM CDT reply actions  

some of us wouldn't last a day

outside of the SCH bubble

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Read the original post

And went " HAHA, it’s funny cuz it makes buff seem like a dummy"

then I read the comments, and the line between sarcasm and stupidity got really blurry

the my head asploded

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 2:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

looks like Buf's fan club (commenting there) are 'birds of a feather'

We could have so much fun with those maroons (for the hour or so they hung around before going home crying).

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, a couple of commenters thought that was the funniest article ever

I was basically waiting for the humor to begin and suddenly the story ended. Website fail.

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 14, 2010 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remember "It's BONERTIME!!!"?

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can u explain

I’m pretty new and don’t know the origin of this

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 3:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

it's not actually an SCH thing

but last summer, Hockee Night put up this post. Read the comments. Actually, it’s just one commenter, but sometimes, that’s all it takes to brighten days.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha!

i read the original post, but i didn’t read the comments. that’s hilarious.

guys, is this real? come on, guys. guys! why are you laughing? this can’t be real guys.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was the best part

the one coment that said “Someone please explain because if this is the new slogan, its mighty stupid and takes our sport and guys down one level. Awful! We are better than that.” killed me!

It’s almost as bad as people some of the comments with Jimmy Kimmels’s “Apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time…” leading to I’m fucking matt damon. it’s funny when people can’t take a joke

by blackhawkeyes on Apr 14, 2010 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

holy crap

those are epic fails

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Puck Daddy has picked up on the fabulous Kane mullet

Kane mullet

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- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 2:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Surprised by all the hate towards Kane in the comments

WTF is that all about? All those scum fans calling out Kane for the cabbie incident when they have a real criminal on their team

by hawkswin!hawkswin! on Apr 14, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

zing!

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kronwall?

OOH, you meant the second criminal, Bertuzzi?

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by Chris Burton on Apr 14, 2010 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Niemi cracks jokes

When asked if he will be able to sleep Thursday night – he says yes (with the help of pills). This is the most I have seen him smile in an interview.

Niemi

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 2:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Haha

Niemi’s a badass. Good to see him getting more comfortable talking to the media. Our little boy’s growing up.

by Ban on Apr 14, 2010 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

he leaves you not knowing how much kidding he is doing

I love a dry and subtle sense of humor like that

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

’nuther Learning to Hate the Hawks piece up on OtF.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 14, 2010 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

thanks, Chris!

always flattering to see how you guys will dedicate entire posts for one of our players. Meanwhile, our “Learning to Hate the Preds” series will probably be a fanshot consisting of one line (oh hey, much like the Preds!):

They trap.

;)

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hey, we do what we can.

Keep thinking we trap…

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by Chris Burton on Apr 14, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

happily, Chris. Happily.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

We don't have to think it.

we’ve seen it.
live and in person.
multiple times.
until we’re ready to eat a .45.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……………….

non se•qui•tur (nŏn sěk'wĭ-tər, -tŏŏr')
n. 1. An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or
evidence.
2. A statement that does not follow logically from what preceded it.

by nextgame on Apr 14, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

i hate teams that trap

especially the preds. i remember watching some of their games and just thinking, “for fuck’s sake, skate!”

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK. Once and for all, whether you’re being facetious or not.

WE DON’T TRAP, DAMMIT.

I feel better.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 14, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

there, there, just let it all out

we all have ways of coping when our team plays boring trap hockey.

::runs away::

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

They say ignorance is bliss.

You’re proving it.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 14, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

the lady doth protest too much, methinks

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually stayed awake for it

unlike the trappy Preds games I’ve watched.

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

KtG - you need to get out more

come out of your shell and all

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

as did I

finally, I had to rec his “ajskldf;jaksldf;a”-splosion at the end.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

You don't have to keep denying who you are...

…after all, there are some pretty cool synonyms for trap:

ambuscade, beguile, corral, enmesh, inveigle, trammel…

by SLoop on Apr 14, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Preds haven't played the Hawks since December

Do you think it’s possible that the Predators specifically used a trapping system against the Hawks because of their skating and puck control abilities?

by EamusCatuli23 on Apr 14, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't honestly don't remember what style the Preds played against us

I always fell asleep five minutes into the game because the play was so boring with the Preds always clogging up the neutral zone

by EamusCatuli23 on Apr 14, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whatever gets ya to 100 points, yo?

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by Chris Burton on Apr 14, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I never said that the Pred’s life sapping, eye gouging, coma inducing style wasn’t effective. The Nucks change their style of play specifically for the Hawks, and it can be very effective.

by EamusCatuli23 on Apr 14, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

clogging up the neutral zone - but apparently not "trapping"

NJ won some Cups trapping, people don’t hate it because it never works – but rather becuase it is boring to watch

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is starting to remind me

of Marty Feldman in ‘Young Frankenstein’ when he went around saying “Blucher” to mess with the horses.
All we have to do is put up a one word post:
TRAP!
And the Pred fans will reply:
NO WE DON’T!

non se•qui•tur (nŏn sěk'wĭ-tər, -tŏŏr')
n. 1. An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or
evidence.
2. A statement that does not follow logically from what preceded it.

by nextgame on Apr 14, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

In reality, I’m just nitpicky today because I want the damn puck to drop so I can stop worrying about little shit.

Amen?

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by Chris Burton on Apr 14, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

TRAP!

non se•qui•tur (nŏn sěk'wĭ-tər, -tŏŏr')
n. 1. An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or
evidence.
2. A statement that does not follow logically from what preceded it.

by nextgame on Apr 14, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

hee hee

Win! At least we’ve proved that Chris will repeatedly walk into a trap.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 14, 2010 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's this?

You guys trap? I have to admit you guys do a great job of trying to emulate the most boring team in hockey. Just jokin’. You guys are good and the 100 points prove that.

2010 PLAYOFFS: ROUND ONE
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by hawks61 on Apr 14, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

but why skate

when you can’t keep up with the team your going against?

by Jrs23 on Apr 14, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

which is why they trap

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

'Learning to Hate the Preds' series

Nobody like a sex trap

There… FanPost done.

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by bobby h on Apr 14, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm new... cut my some fail slack.. .

"...the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes." - Sen. Ted Stevens

by bobby h on Apr 14, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

zing

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey now!

There is no need to pick on Grampa Cheli!

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Apr 14, 2010 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO

But… but…

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 14, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

wow, where’ve YOU been?

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

z

is my friend

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 14, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

chatting with my new friend :/

That shit is hilarious!
We joked about getting Chris riled up – and he stepped right into the..
TRAP!
Classic! I might print out and frame this page. I’m so proud of everyone.
/tears up

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 14, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

we tried, CNS, we tried

fortunately, it was pretty easy. :P

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

So who is everybody rooting for tonight?

I’m for the Avs and Yotes kicking some ass.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 4:16 PM CDT reply actions  

same here

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I went to Mile High Hockey and gave them some love

Since I am still in CO I can watch it on TV – yeah!

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just ate a small serving of octopus salad from Jewel-Osco

I’m either “taking one for the team” or I just became the Yotes’ first human sacrifice to the hockey gods. Yotes in

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

pressed enter too soon

Yotes in 6: Make it happen!

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are a very brave woman

If the octopus salad works for them you know you will have to do it every game now.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm willing to do whatever it takes

also, I happen to like the taste of octopus. Not sure about the quality of octopi coming from Jewel, but I’ll do tapas if I have to. Or grab some octopus sushi somewhere else.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

here's to hoping your gi tract

doesn’t take a hit from the Jewel octopi

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, you can root for someone besides Phoenix?

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by Chris Burton on Apr 14, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's only a rumor right now

but apparently they’re playing against this… other… team? I can’t figure out who they are.. rhymes with Dead Things.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know you aren't rooting for the Scum

we have already determined that was the one thing we had in common – you’re not back tracking on us are you?

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go Sens Go!

Kick the living shit out of the Penguins tonight.

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by hawks61 on Apr 14, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

My ideal night

Bertuzzi slips on an octopus corpse and breaks his neck. Scum lose 7636-2. Some throat punches mcguire. Avs win for the he’ll of it. I get a letter informing me that I have inherited the St James Gate Brewery

yep that should do it, hockey gods, make it so

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 4:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'd rather inherit the Weihenstephaner Brewery

Imagine owning a business that has been continouously operating since 1040?

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

1040 is an evil word the day before tax day

Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder

by JohnnyBourbon on Apr 14, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, and the powerball is $175 mil tonight

Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder

by JohnnyBourbon on Apr 14, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

i love that score!

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

2.12 goals per second

Doable, right?

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 5:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

a goal off every face off

center ice, past howard

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Leaves no time to fuck up Draper or Kronwall or Bertuzzi or Maltby.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 14, 2010 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

the game clock stops

during fights, eh

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

who needs fights to get to those guys?

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by Chris Burton on Apr 14, 2010 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like this

except for the throat punches. I want sticks to his face.

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Um Fuck SCUM

Screw Martin
and Hope Sid has his cock sucker reworked by some glass

This just in, the San Jose Sharks report that Joe Thorton is missing…………………………

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Get off my Land!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 14, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

More Python

How about this Playoffs, everyone’s name is Bruce Druce

by WirtzGMnomore on Apr 14, 2010 4:19 PM CDT reply actions  

that's amazing

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

New 'Hawks mural

They’ve replaced the god-awful Toews pignose mural with a classic Indian head on a red background. Much better.

by HungryHungryPanda on Apr 14, 2010 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

that was fast

is it done already?

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

they got it done before the playoffs started? any bad karma from the predecessor is therefore offset and sent back to hell.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I drove past yesterday morning

It was almost done. Should be completed by game 1, unless they need to touch up the Indian’s nose

by HungryHungryPanda on Apr 15, 2010 12:19 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Anyone watch the Cubs?

They almost looked like the ’08 edition there in the 8th and 9th.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 5:00 PM CDT reply actions  

I listened!

it was awesome. thankfully no one is in today, because i cheered very loudly in the 8th.

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

i turned it on

just after baker got on base, or whatever happened (i don’t know, since i turned it on just after)

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was takling to a coworker

for the start of the inning so I missed how they got on. damn work.

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go figure

I didn’t expect anyone would hear you in your line of work. :P

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL!

I actually work with living people, believe it or not. THEY work with the dead people.

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

fwiw

heres a gratuitous website. theres hockey. and women.

Holy chocolate covered mammary glands, Batman!
Um, that's not chocolate, Boy Wonder

by JohnnyBourbon on Apr 14, 2010 5:10 PM CDT reply actions  

that’s just odd

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want to know what Q

is thinking for the defensive pairings.

Return of Marlboro 72?

When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.

by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Apr 14, 2010 5:31 PM CDT reply actions  

He's got to have someone

To babysit buff nuggets

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 5:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

If Johnsson ever comes back

Would he be able to babysit? If so, we could have the Buff-Johnsson pairing.

Sorry, I know were all just about at the limit of the Johnsson joke threshold.

by K_Dog on Apr 14, 2010 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

How bout

Johnsson and Nuggets pairing

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 6:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

lol, that works as well.

by K_Dog on Apr 14, 2010 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope johnsson gets back

and I can’t believe Campbell is saying he may be back during THIS series, crazy

When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.

by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Apr 14, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hjalms

he does it when Campbell is roaming, though Buff is just reckless a lot of times.

When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.

by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Apr 14, 2010 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Game on!

Versus sucks, but hey at least it’s hockey. I was going through withdrawal.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 6:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Pits up 1-0 already

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

tied it all the way

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Keep me posted

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 6:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

3-1 ottawa

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually want the pens to win

My perfect scenario would be that they take the Caps out in the East finals.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I could agree to that

since cindy doesn’t strike too much fear in me. but then again, i am intrigued at a caps/hawks final…soupy would have some SERIOUS motivation! Conn Smythe anyone?

by blackhawkeyes on Apr 14, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think the caps'll go out to the habs

crazy talk, i know, and i’ll probably eat my words in 5 days, but that’s my one play-off prediction

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

i would really love it if that happened

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

would bettmen...

even allow the playoffs to continue if Pitt, Wash, and Det went out in the first round. or would he call another strike?

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

he wouldn't care

his head would have asploded by then

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope someone puts that on youtube

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then

I could link it like this!

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by burpchelischili on Apr 14, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Extra beer for you

if it happens!

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by burpchelischili on Apr 14, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

They showed the crowd

and most of the ones I saw were not wearing a hat. WTF? I have always worn a hat to the game, even when I was 6!

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by burpchelischili on Apr 14, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'd wear a hat

if i was in the bowl. but i wouldn’t throw it from the 300.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I threw a St. Pats Bud light hat from the 200

and got hit by about 6 of them from the 300

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by burpchelischili on Apr 14, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

its a give and take thing

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by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I threw them too

and then the camera man next to me handed me one and said “keep this one”
I decided to listen to “Big Butt-Crack Bob”

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by burpchelischili on Apr 14, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

if i was drunk enough

i’d throw it from anywhere. which is why i wouldn’t wear it if i was in the 300

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

4-2 ottawa now

they are not going to go down without a fight

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's wh...

nevermind…>:-D

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by burpchelischili on Apr 14, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

just wait

i’m sure bettman will play the “Get crosby to the finals” card as soon as he has the chance

by blackhawkeyes on Apr 14, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kiss of Death

Melrose picked up to win on PTI today. Wilbon the “lifelong” Hawks fan picked the Wings.

Strange.

Compadres! It is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season......And by that I mean it’s time for the worker of the week award!"

by HjammerTime on Apr 14, 2010 6:31 PM CDT reply actions  

For all you young taxpayers out there

Never work abroad. Shit, this is annoying. Why did I put off my taxes until tonight?

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Those were the Canadian ones

but now I’m trying to figure out how that ties into the American ones.

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hear you

I’m trying to do my IL taxes and I can’t even get in the system. SO. FUCKING. ANNOYING.

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by TrialsBass on Apr 14, 2010 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, I thought I was bad

I got owned by five bazillion mistakes on my taxes… stayed up until 3 am last night fixing them.

Good luck, though!

by VerStig on Apr 14, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dumbass

I’m still passing your resume around

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Trixie

I really appreciate it. I haven’t heard anything yet, except being included on a forward from Jen. A friend referred me to Kelly at Baxter, and I’m probably going to meet with them on Friday, but there seems to be a lot fewer openings than when I left for Canada.

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

one of these days...

i’m gonna go talk to my old chef, and see what he knows for you… if u still want to work cul.

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Not too much going around, although I just sent you an e-mail about a firm to contact.

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

All right

I’ll check that out. Thanks!

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you looked

at Moto? I watched a couple of episodes on Planet Green. I would love to work with someone that is insane in that manner. Instead of the usual psycho alcoholic bastards I always ended up with.

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by burpchelischili on Apr 15, 2010 5:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

you have a long night ahead

my advice is to start drinking heavily.

by vitoDuhawk on Apr 14, 2010 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

reply fail?

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should listen to him though, he's Pre-med

"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".

by whiskeyboy on Apr 14, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

Fleury officially surpassed Huet’s Dallas goal as worst goal ever

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

toskala still in the running for that, I think

but that 3rd one Fleury just gave up was pretty bad.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not that this is a surprise but...

how shitty are the versus announcers? They just talked right through that goal.

by SLoop on Apr 14, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Musta saw them a nice bull

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by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope

we don’t start out this way on Friday Night

by vitoDuhawk on Apr 14, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

just saw the replay

wow, that’s bad! didn’t ottawa keep hossa from getting a goal like that?

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

Brian Elliot slid across the crease and made a save with the stick paddle extended.

by vitoDuhawk on Apr 14, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

was that the one

that was just voted one of the top ten saves on NHL network?

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

you weren't around for that

but a bunch of us were actually at that game – me, hawks61, gmh (wasn’t it you, gmh?). i wasn’t sure if it was elliot or there other guy.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I suppose,

it would not be possible to find a couple un-biased anouncers?

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by burpchelischili on Apr 14, 2010 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

I think Edzo always does a good job about not sounding too biased

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

pleasebeonCSN

pleasebeonCSN
pleasebeonCSN
pleasebeonCSN
pleasebeonCSN

by VerStig on Apr 14, 2010 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Edzo does a great job,

but these announcers are depressed that Pit is not winning.

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by burpchelischili on Apr 14, 2010 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't suppose anybody here has a thought on Reinsdorf and the Coyotes

Because that would just be crazy.

(Me: I was pissed at how the NHL bent over backwards to keep hockey in Phoenix. Now, I’m livid. The deal he got is just unbelievable. Yeah — I’d like to run a hockey team and be guaranteed to not lose any money. Given the economy, and the already-fucked economics of the Phoenix metro area in general, I’m stunned that there aren’t riots. (Actually, I’m not — it is suburbia. They don’t riot much.))

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Apr 14, 2010 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

I just went back and read the top again,

is Chris Block the real name of hawks61?

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by burpchelischili on Apr 14, 2010 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

I have no idea. What brought you to that idea?

by K_Dog on Apr 14, 2010 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Length of replies

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by burpchelischili on Apr 15, 2010 5:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh my.

OTT 4:2 PIT. That’s something else.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Apr 14, 2010 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

however,

it would give pierre and cindy more time over the summer for fallacio and their other usual activities

by blackhawkeyes on Apr 14, 2010 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

4-2

another PP goal for Ott

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Fluery does not look right

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

let me get this straight...

people are worried about the rookie Niemi when a cup winner has given up 4 in about 14 minutes?

by blackhawkeyes on Apr 14, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions  

yep, but the thing is...

everybody is worried about their goaltending. Last year’s Vezina winner has taken a back seat to a rookie goalie, after all.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, 34 minutes

but he can’t see the puck at all tonight.

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would

start shooting the puck from the red line.

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by burpchelischili on Apr 14, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

if i were elliot

i’d be trying to score.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

a bit off topic

but where are people planning to watch friday’s game? anyone interested in a meet-up?

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

where at?

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by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh shit

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

what is this "oh shit"

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's betwen me and KtG

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

KtG?

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know either

And I don’t think I want to

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Apr 14, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

i got you little sis...

1. the “oh shit” is cuz he is worried about another meet up.

2. you are named KtG, for Katherine the Giant, due to u being about 8 inches taller than any other female at the “little women” road watch party

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks, bro

after sunday, i also promised i wouldn’t miss another meet-up

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I are lost

I NEED AN ADULT!

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do NOT

bother mom when see is drinking her “happy-makers” or there may be toepicks!

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by burpchelischili on Apr 14, 2010 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF

I’m in my happy place right now, what’s all the whining about?

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's no whining

none here. Sec 326 Bureau Chief just got caught up in the excitement

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

use the dad method

the beatings will continue until the whining and crying stops

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 15, 2010 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

if it makes KtG feel better

I’ll wear ridiculously tall heels. I think I have 4in platform boots somewhere…

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

those are called stilts

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

the better to kick some ass with

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

i have plans for watching the game on friday

but a promise is a promise

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

ohh

yes it is. Well, I would consider letting you out of that, or giving you a 1 day pass, if you already have plans. It’s shorter notice than usual

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

anyway, really

although I’d prefer the NW suburbs.

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

city....

we went to the NW suburbs last time…

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

the only problem is...

In heaven there is no beer

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

I <3 Iowa football (notice the screen name?)

by blackhawkeyes on Apr 14, 2010 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

are you kidding?

after 4 years of season tickets, i should be shot for not knowing alll the words

by blackhawkeyes on Apr 14, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

i didn't want to say that but....

yea i wasn’t going to be happy with you

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

visit and tailgate...

but my soph. year i was there about every other weekend… i was an honorary tailgater, got up on a few buses in kelly court? i think the place is called, to start a few chants, and know my way around IC very well.. and my ways around the local watering holes

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice!

that area tends to get a little crazy, but there isn’t really a part of the city that stays sober. I live on the east side of the river so I’m about 2 block from downtown and the 80 or so establishments

 IC is sadly turing 21 bar age this summer. somehow I don’t think that will limit tailgating…

by blackhawkeyes on Apr 14, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

no it wont...

i went to Mizzou, which is a 21 bar age town, and tailgating just got more crazy cuz less people could go to the bars instead.

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

according to dvorak

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

No Beer?

then it aint heaven

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by burpchelischili on Apr 14, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm glad someone did

and i’m glad it was the awesomely mysterious VerStig

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

I’m actually from the NW burbs, but Iowa has been a great place to live during college. lots of great people here!

by blackhawkeyes on Apr 14, 2010 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

well then

someone else would have to choose the place because I don’t know many places in the city outside Bottom Lounge. Although Westwood has $2 budlight drafts for all Blackhawk game days & will probably put the game audio on for the playoffs.

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe somewhere on the NW side?

meet in the middle?

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by TrialsBass on Apr 14, 2010 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

trying to think of Hockey friendly bars

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wild Goose?

On Lincoln near Irving Park? Last year they were a good place to watch the playoff games anyway. They put on the audio, and they even had Savard out one night.

by rsncrntz on Apr 14, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

just saying this goes down

is there anyone i could crash with?

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

if u want to come back to the city...

yea no prob. i have a couch/matress for u

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

good

because a late-night train sucks.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

You aren't far from me

But I do have a spare bedroom.

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's on my way home from work

excellent

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by TrialsBass on Apr 14, 2010 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

all I care about

are plenty of TVs and decent food. that’s why I liked Westwood. how’s the food at Wild Goose?

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not gourmet or anything

but decent bar food, decent beer selection, good wings, and not very expensive.

by rsncrntz on Apr 14, 2010 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I called and checked

and they do indeed plan to have the audio on for all of the Hawks games. And they’re staggering distance from my apartment, which makes me extra happy.

by rsncrntz on Apr 14, 2010 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

this place sounds good to me!

so, who’s interested in meeting up this Friday? or should I make another fanpost?

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Post it

address of bar would be nice too

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

fan post por favor

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

how close is this to you?

30 blocks north or so?

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ill probably join you guys

if thats cool, Im kind of a dick, but no one hit me at BL so i think we are all good

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

idc...

the only problem is if its in the burbs i will need a nice person to get me there from they city

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

NO

City was last meet up. And I’ve got a vacation to get ready for and just had a b-day party at my house, so I’m wiped.

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

No plans yet

possibly interested, would probably depend on where

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, I don't know

If I go, I’ll go anywhere. Part of me wants to just sit on the couch.

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought about that

but it’s really more fun to yell at the tv with other people.

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, on the couch you

can be pantsless and drunk, who doesnt want that?

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

My pants stayed on at BL, dunno bout yours

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

gotcha

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

You want to see heads aslpode?

Ottawa keeps up this shit and actually pulls off the series.

Jaro Halak stands on his head and the Habs miracle their asses past D.C.

Phoenix does its rise-from-the-ashes thing and bounces the Wings.

So, no PIT, no WSH, no DET.

Pierre McGuire would start to bleed from the ear — just a trickle. And then little bits of Pierre’s head go wallward. (Followed shortly thereafter by NBC exec headbits.)

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Apr 14, 2010 7:41 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I would love to see

someone take an "errant " shot and hit McGuire right in that melon of his between the benches.

by vitoDuhawk on Apr 14, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck

I thought the post was reality not possibility.

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Philly up 2-0

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Did anyone else

catch Malkin saying that Ottawa is a “wery good team” during the 2nd intermission interview and be overcome with the desire to hear him say “nuclear wessels”?

Tremendously tremendous

by synaptique on Apr 14, 2010 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

makes me think of the last Star Trek

Plain bad, or comically bad to the point of entertainment?

Sanguis Bibimus. Corpus Edimus. Tolle Corpus Sharpi.

by TrialsBass on Apr 14, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

The last Star Trek?

I’m a film snob, and I loved that thing, which maybe undermines my film snob credentials more than a little bit.

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Checkov's accent

was very much like Malkin’s interview

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

NERD ALERT: apparently the actor in the new movie (Anton Yelchin)

is actually russian, and said the original Checkov accent was basically absurd. But since they thought people would get pissed by changing it, he made the accent a hybrid of real/stereotypical russian. Anyways, that’s what he said on the DVD special features.

by blackhawkeyes on Apr 14, 2010 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

Cannot believe IL web file is giving out 404’s

Error 404: com.ibm.ws.webcontainer.servlet.exception.NoTargetForURIException: No target servlet configured for uri: /app/ifile/servlet/il1040

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by TrialsBass on Apr 14, 2010 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't like having any reason to cheer for the Pens

but I love Tony Granato. sigh He grew up in Downers Grove and during summer breaks from college he trained at the weightlifting gym my father owned, along with the rest of the Granato siblings. Very nice people.

by rsncrntz on Apr 14, 2010 8:07 PM CDT reply actions  

there are plenty!

but i’m not putting pants on.

dammit pens

by shinkicker on Apr 14, 2010 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

happy birthday

how many bitch slaps do you get from Kop?

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

23!

it’s kind of a lame birthday, and it’s my goddamn birthday.

by shinkicker on Apr 14, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

there’s no such thing as a lame birthday, only a lame birthday party.

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

conversation at your birthday party

or in this thread?

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

you should have invited me. jazz hands and all.

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

only if you reciprocate first

March 14, location TBD

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I’m 3/14 also. You must be pretty damn cool.

by K_Dog on Apr 14, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

fucking a

what year?

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

’85

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by meeshak on Apr 15, 2010 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

whats strange is

I never realized it was Pi day until shinkicker just mentioned it. I can’t believe nobody ever said something to me before…oh the humanity.

by K_Dog on Apr 15, 2010 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck

That’s when I graduated…

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Apr 15, 2010 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

happy birthday!

we made margarita cupcakes for the Olympics. Those are AWESOME. :D

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

all I can do

Is hash brownies, and havnt for many years

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by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Than you shall regret not being me

as I am planning on massive Margarita drinking (not my usual) in San Antonio.

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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

the Margaritas rock there

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

No shit

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by Trixietrx on Apr 15, 2010 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Happy b-day

we had a party here for the Kid’s g/f’s 21st tonight. I’z just a little buzzed from all the sugar.

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2010 Troll Collector
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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Hawks have released tickets

for Friday’s game. I just bought them through ticketmaster. check it out!!

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

i hate u KtG...

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

already bought tix for game 2

can’t go to game 1 though, but thanks for the tip. :)

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

i can find...

on the glass tickets but i don’t want to spend 400 each…

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

i have 2 minutes left...

on these tickets that i’m not going to buy… if anybody wants them hurry and let me know

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

same

I finally found tickets but I don’t have $400…

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

share the love, sis!

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

mope mope

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey you'll be near rsncrntz

soupy & I somehow got seats next to each other in 308

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

What row?

I’m in 304 row 15 seats 3-4

by rsncrntz on Apr 14, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I got 304 row 15 seats 17-18

not sure if I’m going to go yet, but woo!

by shinkicker on Apr 14, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

so jealous

i just hope we’re in it after I graduate so I can be back to IL and finally meet up with everyone

by blackhawkeyes on Apr 14, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

row 15 seats 13 and 14

I can’t believe this! we’re totally meeting up at intermission!

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

geez

am I the only one in 313?

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by TrialsBass on Apr 14, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think the $75 seats

were available in 313 and the $65 ones in 304 and 308. just a guess though

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

boo...

we can all meet up at an intermission at least?

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

hopefully

I find that between buying beer, peeing, and smoking, the intermission gets very short. Where were you guys (and gals) planning to meet up?

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by TrialsBass on Apr 14, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

not a clue

but we’re all in the same area so we can all meet at the same concession stand?

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

this will be my first trip to UC

since ’06….so someone else will have to answer :P

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think so, but I usually end up going in circles anyway.

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by TrialsBass on Apr 14, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm in 313!

Row 15

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am in row 6

I will be the person who looks like my avatar. My friend will be nondescript dude probably with a blank 3rd jersey (older style.)

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by TrialsBass on Apr 14, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

SCH will have to meet up

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

we could try meeting before the game

since we’ll all be walking toward the same area anyway

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's true

Drinking works for celebrating or drowning sorrow.

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by TrialsBass on Apr 14, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I work downtown on Madison

and get off work at 4 and would be happy to meet up beforehand. I like eating somewhere else (ahemCHEAPERahem) before going to the game.

by rsncrntz on Apr 14, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sect 313, Row 7

W00t!

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Apr 14, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm im 313

row 1 -- I split seaon tix with 2 buddies and I drew game 1.

by vitoDuhawk on Apr 14, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

screw you all

I had plans for Friday night but apparently, Blackhawks playoffs >>>>> everything else

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

join the club...

i now have 30 dollars to my name for the next 2 weeks. after these tickets and rent and bills and money i had to give to the gov’t

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man, I'm jealous

My other plans involve staying employed :(

by VerStig on Apr 14, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

o i am unemployeed...

not sure how this is going to work out

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

you can live on beer

cigs, and Sports

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mardi Gras 2004

lived for five days on beer, whiskey, and cigs…never got hungry

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by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

and then your eyes

turned yellow

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cigs

cost more than food now though.

Ok you douchebags, who arranged the meet up at the UC and didn’t invite me?

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2010 Troll Collector
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by Trixietrx on Apr 14, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bought the tickets before the schedule came out!

Actually, last year I missed Game 2 of the Vancouver series for a concert. Turned out fairly well, though!

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did that

I am going to a concert next Friday, and I’m very glad there’s not a game scheduled that night! Hopefully the series won’t run that long regardless…

by rsncrntz on Apr 14, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

just responded

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

and back

you are lucky I’m awesome

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

meeshak...

is big sis being awesome and getting u tickets?

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesomest big sister i ever had

and that’s counting my older stepsis

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like how you guys

enjoy reminding me i’m getting old. thanks for that.

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

o shush...

u r 3 yrs. older then me

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, not that old

you’d have been my big sis if we were 5 and 9 just as much as now

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

sorry, something came up

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Suddenly?

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by Trixietrx on Apr 15, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

it's always sudden

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by meeshak on Apr 15, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

got em'

Thank you Thank you Thank you!

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by TrialsBass on Apr 14, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Huzzah

man, haven’t heard that since i was in the mid 18th century British Navy

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

THats a negative, I may pick some up off StubHub tomorrow

I have an all day conference for work on sat, so we will see

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by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

you have to come

since we just moved the meet-up on you

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dont anticipate much being left by tomorrow

on TM, so Ill have to give up a testicle and get them on SH

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

One of mine might be extra

I am offering it to a friend of mine first, but if she doesn’t want it you can buy it from me. Send me an email (username @ yahoo) tomorrow and I’ll let you know.

by rsncrntz on Apr 14, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

sounds good

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by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm looking at 2 in 313

do you wnat them? i’ll buy them and you can buy them from me

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

how much

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by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

actually hold off, I gotta see whats going on with work

fucking work, getting in the way of important stuff

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

are you sure?

if so, anyone else? I’m going to lose them otherwise

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ill talk to you guys if I can get out there

thanks for lookin out

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by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't beleive I missed all this

what a day to stop sniffing glue

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 14, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

there may still be tickets available

can’t hurt to try?

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

shit there are still seats

that’s amazing

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 14, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

buy them!

do it! you know you want to

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe so

no one else has said anywhere else.

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

there's 1 seat in sec 304 row 15

problem is, my wife is working at Macy’s friday night and I’m taking the minivan (ugh) in for service tomorrow since we’re leaving for vacation on sunday. I won’t have a car!

If they’re available in the morning, I’ll see if she can get a ride to work and I can get a babysitter. That would be too cool.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 14, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

BigC might go

doesn’t he live/work near you? otherwise, what about the train?

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's my row

you should buy the ticket. someone will take it if you can’t get a sitter. or take the train in?

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

jinx

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

GOOOOOOO!

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

we totally should

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I got three in the 300 level

Now can someone get me a Hot Tub Time Machine to make it 6pm on Friday?

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by chevrier30 on Apr 14, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shit

Pit scored.

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by TrialsBass on Apr 14, 2010 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

kinda soft goal too

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by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

i know this is kind of late

but I’m impressed the pupdog’s head grew back so quickly!

by blackhawkeyes on Apr 14, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

U mean my PP dog?

I got a whole mess of em out in the garage, they dont last long with our PP

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by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

sorry i forgot his birth name ;)

and I’m imaging you with 101 greyhounds in the garage. only instead of making a tuxedo with them you are holding them ransom for PP goals

by blackhawkeyes on Apr 14, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was considering switching to clubbing seals

since the dogs didnt have much impact, but baby seals are so hard to come by

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by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

but they’re sooo soft when you can find them

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Side note

Sox issuing a beatdown to The Jays

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by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

yea i was watching that....

and flipping back to the sens game, but then it got out of hand so its all hockey now

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ottawa is just owning the Pens 5-3

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Would you like a new friend?

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by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

what are you talking about?

he’s always been popular. at least in my book.

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does it smell kind of funny

with your nose lodged so far up an ass? ;)

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by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

a little bit

not as much as i expected.

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

smelled better

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

what section?

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by TrialsBass on Apr 14, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

308

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I’m in 313

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by TrialsBass on Apr 14, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Big Sis...

i love you this <—————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————> much

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

sec. 308 row 4....

but for real the first chance for the other seat is my buddy who is going over to Iraq in a week and half. and if he says no… then we will see… also. i believe sportsgal should get first dibs since she did bring me to one

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

oh, that was you?

damn, sounded like nice seats. and obviously i wouldn’t dream of taking a seat from your buddy.

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had those tickets, I think

but then no one in the room could go with me, and I was too drunk to think about reselling them :(

by shinkicker on Apr 14, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

seriously?!

I just bought tickets in the SAME ROW.

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

seriously

the $65 ones are for sale still.

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Standing Only?

I found some on Stub Hub, dunno If Im gonna pull the trigger

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by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea....

i got 75 dollar ones…

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

how did you find out they were on sale, btw?

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

gonna stake out ticketmaster for the 2nd round

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I should give you my number so you can text me when you see them! :| :D

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

there's a new article on nhl.com about young seabrook

one of the interesting quotes about Keith was this:

“When he’s not physical, he’s an average player. When he’s real physical, he can be an effective player.”

Sounds kind of like his older brother. Anyways, heres the link http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=525477

by blackhawkeyes on Apr 14, 2010 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

when you said "quotes about Keith"

i thought you were talking about #2 in our programs

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

sorry.

i thought the first line clarified it, but i see where you’re coming from

by blackhawkeyes on Apr 14, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

i just checked again.

and there are still seats there

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

VS has gone into a fucking time warp mode

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

VICTORY

sorry people, I know I initiated a thread about a meet-up but I just bought tickets.

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

me too. what section?

Sanguis Bibimus. Corpus Edimus. Tolle Corpus Sharpi.

by TrialsBass on Apr 14, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

sec 308

you? (same question to you as well, rsncrntz!)

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

308

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

soupy, I already said to you

that my tickets are in the same row as you. so we might actually be sitting next to each other :P

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

not bad

what row?

Sanguis Bibimus. Corpus Edimus. Tolle Corpus Sharpi.

by TrialsBass on Apr 14, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've gotten tix from someone for a few games in 304

But they were in row 8. Decent crowd (except one guy).

Sanguis Bibimus. Corpus Edimus. Tolle Corpus Sharpi.

by TrialsBass on Apr 14, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well then.

OTT 5:4 PIT — FINAL. Interesting.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Apr 14, 2010 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe Dan Bylsma shouldn't have done this

Penguins

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

You owe us something before this game starts

do your duty, sir

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

he did earlier

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but not here!

"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 14, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, Tard Fail

I guess I did!

"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 14, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

And to think even Ottawa can win a playoff game in Pittsburgh...

But the SCUM couldn’t in the Finals. Laughable.

(and yeah, I’ve posted this twice but it’s really hilarious and I like to laugh at the SCUM)

2010 PLAYOFFS: ROUND ONE
The triumphant achievement or death sentence for the Niemisis.

by hawks61 on Apr 14, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

Fluery .808 sv%

Elliot .810 sv%

OUCH

When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.

by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Apr 14, 2010 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

MUTHAFUCKIN THROW THAT MUTHAFUCKIN SNAKE!

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

five for howling...

has been taken over by Leafs, Hawks, Blues, Nucks fans… its a big FUCK SCUM party over there

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

It is a thing of beauty

and it continues to grow

"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 14, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck you octopus

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

anybody have the feed for the yotes game?

All I’m getting is Canadian news…

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

try myp2pforum.eu

Sanguis Bibimus. Corpus Edimus. Tolle Corpus Sharpi.

by TrialsBass on Apr 14, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's see.

Support from league heads in New York and Toronto? Check.

Money from Chicago? Check.

Fan traditions from Winnipeg? Check.

COME ON YOU COYOTES!

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Apr 14, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

I do not like the fact SCUM appear much more settled than the Yotes

SCUM already showing playoff experience over the Yotes

"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 14, 2010 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

The Phoenix crowd

seems strangely quiet. I guess that’s because they’re a Phoenix hockey crowd.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

There's hope!

The ’yotes took off their clown shoes!

by VerStig on Apr 14, 2010 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

was it tipped?

it doesn’t look like it changed direction

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hard to see from that angle

I think they said it did? (Howard was looking over the wrong shoulder, maybe it was just screened)

by VerStig on Apr 14, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, they said it did

but I just couldn’t actually tell. i.e. I think they’re wrong.

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

There was a snake!

I’m hoping if they take the lead, there’ll be more snakes…

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

it’s not loading for me

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

http://twitpic.com/1foawo

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

and that's one sad fan

now sitting in the arizona sunshine (or still night quiet)

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks Chi

it works on my computer! I even previewed to make sure it’d work too :(

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't realize you had a pic

sometimes I think pictures just don’t load when there are too many comments? I’m not sure. :\

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

that’s one wimpy snake

#throw the snake FAIL!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 14, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

So the UC will probably be checking bags pretty thoroughly right?

I will totally bring leftover margarita cupcakes on Friday if I think I can get them in.

otherwise we could eat them before the game.

I’ll think on this when I’m more sober. GO YOTES

by shinkicker on Apr 14, 2010 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

do they get you drunk?

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I couldn't say

since I had lots and lots of red wine this evening, it’s hard to tell

by shinkicker on Apr 14, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

before the game!

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

all right, shinkicker

this is going to be great!

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck detroit

the team’ll probably have to move in the next 20 years anyway

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

after the last people leave Detroit

and they have to bulldoze the place?

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

pretty much

fuck, the team had trouble selling out until last year’s finals. you could still get cheap tickets online day of game for the WCF

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

the entire region is unemployed - if they're still there

it is hard to have an entire economy based up either stealing from – or selling drugs to – each other

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 14, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

just watch Mad Max again. It’s possible

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 14, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

did anyone else hear

“zing, WEEEEEEEEEEE” on the replay, might have been the best Hockey boradcasting i ever heard

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

YES

I couldn’t stop laughing. Sounded like Evan Lysacek on his “10 things” for Letterman.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anderson rock solid so far for the Avs

made 6 great saves in the first 3 minutes

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

zero right now

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

five for howling

is REAAAAAALLLLLLLLLY into posting pics

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

I do not think they are used to a flowing thread though

I think they are really confused on how to handle it all still. They will learn!

"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 14, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Quick, somebody teach them the "z" key!

Or give them my keypad for maximum efficiency

by VerStig on Apr 14, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

is that where everyone's at?

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

pretty much

the United States of Fuck Scum

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everyone but SCUM fans

And I mean EVERYONE (Hawks, Leafs, Nucks, Sharks, Caps, Sens, etc…)

"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 14, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Quennville on Johnsson

“No progress. We’ll just wait and see.” from Kuc’s twitter

shit.

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

still havnt found the body yet

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

they're dredging the river

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is he just sitting in a dark room rocking back and forth?

I mean what the fuck is he doing with his time? I feel bad for the guy.

by Andrew Cieslak on Apr 14, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

and we have heard literally NOTHING

yet soupy is skating

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

right now i'd just like proof of existence.

just some sort of proof that he’s a real, live, breathing person.

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

rec’d

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

yikes...

is FFH getting over run by literally every fan base minus the wings….

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

there's ONE wings fan

and he’s being a good sport.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

probably just lonely at the Scum site

he was sick of hearing crickets

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Avs vs Sharks

0-0 end of 1

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Fun Drinking Game

on FIve For Howling, everytime someone says “snake” drink….itll get ya drunk!

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

If theirs was bad and is this good

Our shitty one should be incredible!

"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 14, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was WORSE than ours!

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude

How many Dogs have you gone through in the past month?

"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 14, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Five for Howling

first of all, that’s not a real penalty, right?

secondly, i don’t know the last time i saw GDT that crazy!

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 10:29 PM CDT reply actions  

it's fucking amazing

with no hate! except for Scum

"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 14, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

someone just said they couldn't believe they were in a room with so many Hawks fans

and didn’t have one in a headlock – I think besides the Scum we are next most hated

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I cant keep up

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

the little fucking

corner alert thingamajigger is PERMANENTLY popped up

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

You arent fucking speaking

if you arent fucking droppin the f bomb

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

did you get banned somewhere?

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

80% of the NHL is in there

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, it was like 6 by the time I saw your post

I think we’ve done 500+ in a period before though, and I’m pretty confident we’ll beat that handily during the playoffs this year.

by VerStig on Apr 14, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

not on friday

everyone’ll be a the motherfucking GAME!

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

bastard

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't blame me

my sis hooked me up

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

i had tickets for you!

they were queued up and ready to go. You said no!

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

truth!

BigC, take it back

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know, I may still be there

I takes it back meeshak

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't i owe you one of the five beers i owe AJAT that i'm giving to CNS?

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

something like that

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Asshole

"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 14, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's CNS

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

780+ post 2nd period

"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 14, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm

So it’s a penalty now to Kronwall Kronwall?

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Apr 14, 2010 10:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Somewhere

Marty Havlat just got a headache.

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Apr 14, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

i’m going to miss his heroics on friday.

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what

is happening at Five for Howling

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 10:44 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm giving up

I have no clue what’s going on over there.

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trixie would fucking lose her mind

and threaten to castrate someone

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

they have now brought up our dead horse

I tried to stop that thread but I know if I said palomino it would be lost on them

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah, fuck it

i just got off the tracks and watched the pretty explosion

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Avs update

the announcers just said the Thorton line hasn’t done anything – really I’m shocked

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 10:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Re: Comparisons of Hjammer to Lidstrom

Is everybody’s favorite meatball ever going to lose his accent?

by VerStig on Apr 14, 2010 10:51 PM CDT reply actions  

his accent sounds different than Jelly's

made me think of a leprechaun (as I already said, sorry)

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

So Desert Puppies v Douchebag Pig Fuckers

looks like it should be a wild third period, each team had good looks that period

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by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Avs score 1-0

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

my tv was 30 seconds behind

weird

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Versus?

they cut over late (taped I think)

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you watching a feed?

Or is my cable running on a delay?

by VerStig on Apr 14, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

she's in colorado

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

how's the weather meeshak

you haven’t kept me updated

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

sorry

it’s nice. 70, sunny, perfect day for a baseball game today. cubs won on a two-out, bottom 8 rally. baseball should always be part of the weather report.

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like the baseball report - especially when it has a good outcome

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I mentioned the TRAP

to Chris Burton, thread explodes

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

He just a sensative soul!

"SQUIRREL"
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 14, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

anybody else find it amazing

that everyone’s PP, no matter how lousy or clown-shoes-y, seems to just be CLICKING tonight?

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

YES

maybe the clownshoes are gone?

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

definitely odd

Hopefully this carries over to friday, but not for the Pred

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't fucking jinx it, chi

and, i got confused; will you be at the UC on friday?

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

We're going to have to put a list of seat locations together

for the appropriate stalking of all SCH peeps at the game.

by rsncrntz on Apr 14, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

let's just meet up before/during the game

in a pre-designated drinking area.

but we have to get cupcakes before going in (unless the UC has a cupcake policy, like Wrigley)

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

bottom lounge?

then we won’t have to worry about parking & there’s a shuttle. and cheaper food, as rsncrntz mentioned earlier.

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

sure

i’m up for anything, anywhere, so long as someone (soupy?) can put me up on friday night

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by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

lets do it...

meet at Bottom Lounge at aroune 3?

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

love being...

unemployed and in school. :)

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

KtG - don't you work with dead people?

How would they know, much less complain?

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 15, 2010 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

I work with LIVING people

they work with the dead people. There’s a difference!

by Katherine215 on Apr 15, 2010 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

what exactly

do you KtG?

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 15, 2010 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm in human resources and work with living people

the company I work for does online obits for newspapers, hence the dead people comments

by Katherine215 on Apr 15, 2010 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

ahh...

i’m sitting in my HR 3. class. its tough to sit through

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 15, 2010 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't know precisely what you did - just that it somehow related to dead people

One of my degrees is in forensic sciences – I’ve known several people who work in morgues, or otherwise deal with forensic science type stuff.

At least with obits, your company’s dead people dealings don’t have anyone going home smelling of formaldehyde (or worse, putricine or cadaverine).

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 15, 2010 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

i might not make it until 530ish

hoping for an interview of sorts on friday

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was going to re pharse that in an honest answer...

of about 5:00-5:30. get to the UC no later than 7?

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's just hoping right now

either way, i’ll be ready for the game!

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

when does the shuttle run?

I’ve got to get there early for will call.

Sanguis Bibimus. Corpus Edimus. Tolle Corpus Sharpi.

by TrialsBass on Apr 14, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

will call takes about 5 minutes

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

good to hear

My friend told me the line was a bitch for playoff tickets last year.

Sanguis Bibimus. Corpus Edimus. Tolle Corpus Sharpi.

by TrialsBass on Apr 14, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

it wasn't a big line for me

i went to Game 1 against calgary, got will call, and was in the stadium in time for the anthem

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

but who knows?

maybe shit’s changed. that was the last game i attended.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

eh

I’d just like to know these things.

Sanguis Bibimus. Corpus Edimus. Tolle Corpus Sharpi.

by TrialsBass on Apr 14, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not jinxing anything!

just pointing out an observation for tonight and not, in any way, is that meant to be construed as a prediction for Friday. Oh, no, not at all. :|

And yes! gonna be coming over from work though, so idk about pre-game meet-ups but I’m down for an intermission gathering, perhaps.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

perhaps?

oh, most definitely!

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

intermission is fine

but i want some goddamn cupcakes!

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

3-2 dogs

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 11:08 PM CDT reply actions  

OK Versus

Jenn Sterger, hot and all, but why does she have this job?

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

ur answer...
Jenn Sterger, hot and all

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

meesh

where r ur seats?

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm with KtG

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

aww...

 a brother sister, sibling date? we do have the bestest big sister, taking u to the hawks game and everything

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, i’m super-psyched. we haven’t done anything together since she went off to college.

seriously, soupy, you’re going to be there, too. she just hooked me up with the ticket (because your friend’s going on yours)

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

i am...

its going to be our first time all out without mom… a little scary

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

well KtG is the babysitter...

although she might have trouble keeping us all in check when we’re in different areas.

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

its true....

i guess this is what happens when ur mom’s fav.

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

You motherfuckers are going without me?

It’s like almost mother’s day and shit. You boys are a bad influence on my Katherine (who did, btw, e-mail me about ticket availablilty because she loves me).

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2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass

by Trixietrx on Apr 15, 2010 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

you guys better behave

she’s looking for some toe pick iceskates for nad kicking

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Matt Duchene of the Avs

looks like he has used a pencil to draw in his playoff beard and stache

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 11:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Congrats!

Good luck catching up on the comments. Especially if you plan to read all the ones on Five For Howling.

by VerStig on Apr 14, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

nothing much

it’s been pretty quiet tonight

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, I did them last night, but did a check-through before pressing THE BUTTON

And a good thing too — I saved some money by fixing miscalculations. Solid performance, that.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Apr 14, 2010 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

yay for you!

now use your tax refund (if applicable) to buy a ticket for this Friday :D

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Refund? Now?

I’ll be lucky if I get it in June.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!

by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Apr 14, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

there’s going to be tickets to buy then

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

4-4?

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 11:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Could be 4 upsets tonight

SJ’s losing to COL 1-0

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 14, 2010 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

well officially this isn't an upset

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 14, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on.....

Another PP Goal

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

not in Detroit

it’s just a way of life there

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

in Detroit

it’s the standard response to “Hi, may I take your order?”

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 14, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love hearing

(red wing player) and "Stabbed in the face’ in the same sentence

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 11:30 PM CDT reply actions  

damn san jose 1-1

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 11:37 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK SCUM

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 11:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Game Over

Fuck Yeah! Go ’Yotes!

Until we face them. Haha.

by VerStig on Apr 14, 2010 11:40 PM CDT reply actions  

that is not

last year’s Scum. i never thought for a moment that they would actually score. in years past, it seemed just a matter of time.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 11:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Phoenix
  1. seed, down in the game at times, but with some timely comebacks. Sounds eerily familiar.

by VerStig on Apr 14, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

what does that number mean?

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

formatting fail

#4

Must’ve typed # 4 which becomes 1.

by VerStig on Apr 14, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

if I'm not mistaken

VerStig was saying Phoenix was the 4th seed, but SB Nation’s formatting rules had something else in mind.

/for everyone else’s benefit

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was just thnking

that they remind me of last year’s Hawks…

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

and we remind me

of last year’s scum.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

but 2008 didn't have dat horsa

and dat horsa guy is not a curse

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 15, 2010 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

a healthy Detroit

probably would’ve been seeded higher, so I’d have to agree

To answer your question: “YES PLEASE”

by VerStig on Apr 14, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

somebody just needs to go blow up Nabby now

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

agree

scum may have had the lower seed, but I also considered the Yotes to be the underdog.

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anderson is saving the Avs asses right now

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 11:48 PM CDT reply actions  

understatement...

of the night…

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow, that was closer than I thought

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

just turned to it

is this going into OT? I really need to be asleep, like, 30 minutes ago. :|

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

not if the Avs can score here quickly

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

can you sleep on your commute?

I loved when I used to take the train into the city; I could just sleep till it arrived at Union Station

by ahnfire on Apr 14, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't really have a long commute

otherwise I’d be all for it.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I miss being able to do that too!

Though, I only worked in the city for a couple weeks. But, taking the school bus to school was kinda like that.

by VerStig on Apr 14, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

so for all the women here....

the guy who i’m bring to the game on friday, not my buddy who is going to the army, lives in the same building as patrick sharp, and has parties with him every once in a while

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 11:50 PM CDT reply actions  

are you trying to start a riot?

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol, no....

the funny part of it is he is gay, and not the biggest hockey fan, i’m working on it, so he was telling me this story about meeting some “hawk player” whos number 10 or something… and didn’t know who he was but has seen him at functions all the time…

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

sooooo jealous right now

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's gay?

i take it the army doesn’t know that. good for him.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

no this is somebody else...

my buddy who is leaving can’t go

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 15, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

gotcha

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 15, 2010 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

WTF?

you’re JUST NOW mentioning this??

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is why

KtG prefers meeshak over you, soupy. Tsk tsk.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's just so much shorter to type...

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought it was

Stacie the Drinker now?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 15, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

haha

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 15, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought we determined that wouldn't work

because it described most people on this site

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 15, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

i just found this out...

literally minutes ago, he was like so " there is this REALLY cute hockey player who lives in my building who i always see… i think he is number 10. kindda dreamy looking. i got his card last time since he said he wanted me to sell him his new furniture

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 14, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

see so u can't be mad at me...

since the moment i found out who it was i told u don’t be mad at me sis

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 15, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

make friends for me too

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 15, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

soupy's friend

is about to get several new female friends

by Katherine215 on Apr 15, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

doesn't sound like he will appreciate it though

in that kind of way

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 15, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol...

its true…

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 15, 2010 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, but

we don’t actually want to be his friend. Just friends with his neighbor.

by Katherine215 on Apr 15, 2010 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

You go girl

I know you can do this!

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2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass

by Trixietrx on Apr 15, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol...

i assumed that…

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 15, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

no offense soupy

but I want to sit next to this friend of yours. you sit on the outside. ;)

by ahnfire on Apr 15, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

You shoulda just not said anything, bro

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 15, 2010 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol i know...

i just found it funny, the real problem, is that my friend can’t say much about it all. cuz he wont give out his building nor nething outside of prob. saying how good of a guy sharpy is

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 15, 2010 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

i found my buddies story really funny

and thought pp here would also

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 15, 2010 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

you see what you did right

you need to atone for this sin, youve made them ALL angry

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

HOLY CRAP I JUST REALIZED

THE OCTOPUS SALAD WORKED!!

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 11:55 PM CDT reply actions  

how did it taste?

Will you be sharing on Friday?

Sanguis Bibimus. Corpus Edimus. Tolle Corpus Sharpi.

by TrialsBass on Apr 14, 2010 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was pretty good

salty, kinda rubbery, but semi-doused in soy sauce. I don’t know that I trust it’ll stay good from Jewel to the UC though.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

octopus is kind of tasty

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

now you know what you are living on the next week or so

I see the Jewel salad didn’t kill you

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

yet

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 14, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope you liked it

as you will be eating a lot of it over the next few days

by Katherine215 on Apr 14, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I totally don't mind

I just hope Jewel HAS it as often as I want it. Last time I looked, they didn’t have any. This one was the last for the day.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHOA!

next time: octopus ceviche

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 15, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Avs score with 49.3 sec left

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 14, 2010 11:58 PM CDT reply actions  

AVSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO worth staying up for this. FUCK. YES.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 14, 2010 11:58 PM CDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!

i screamed so loud, my mom started yelling at me just now

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 14, 2010 11:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Me too!

Except I don’t live at my parents.

by VerStig on Apr 14, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

I don’t understand why I’m so excited for a team that’s not the ‘Hawks… especially considering if they all advance, we’ll be facing one of them

by VerStig on Apr 15, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

better to face a lower seed

right? right?

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 15, 2010 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

So, I shouldn't get too emotionally involved

Could be painful later when I want them to lose badly

by VerStig on Apr 15, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

I just really like the idea

of the Sharks utterly failing yet again

by Katherine215 on Apr 15, 2010 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sharks and Scum out in first round

would definitely make my month

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 15, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

and if the impossible happened

and the Nucks did too? Well, bizarro world would definitely be back.

Now we just have to not be victims of an upset.

by Katherine215 on Apr 15, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

throw some nucks in there

and thats a trifecta of happy for me

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 15, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

makes me feel good too

it’s like: there’s a constant in the universe (other than the cubs)

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 15, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOHOOOOOO! COLORADO!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 14, 2010 11:59 PM CDT reply actions  

on the bright side

statistically this means there will be fewer upsets in the next few days, right? Right??

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 15, 2010 12:00 AM CDT reply actions  

wait, I lied

it’s ALL bright sides and rainbows and unicorns and puppies tonight! Wooo!

Okay, bedtiemz.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 15, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mean reversion

is our friend (for all you young stats geeks out there)

by VerStig on Apr 15, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

What a first night of playoff hockey

now I have to try to concentrate and get my work done

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 15, 2010 12:01 AM CDT reply actions  

that sucks, I'm putting it off until tomorrow

Good thing we didn’t have a Wednesday game.

Sanguis Bibimus. Corpus Edimus. Tolle Corpus Sharpi.

by TrialsBass on Apr 15, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Only on this site can a non-gameday post get 1000 posts.

"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".

by whiskeyboy on Apr 15, 2010 12:01 AM CDT reply actions  

Beautiful night

Pens, Scum & Sharks lose.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Apr 15, 2010 12:02 AM CDT reply actions  

Well time to go home finally

I leave you with this

He’s a pretty disgusting looking human being to start off, and then he goes with the ‘Joe Dirt’ mullet… It goes back to his Kindergarten days. I’m sure he had those haircuts.

- Kris Versteeg, on Kane’s new haircut

Sanguis Bibimus. Corpus Edimus. Tolle Corpus Sharpi.

by TrialsBass on Apr 15, 2010 12:04 AM CDT reply actions  

Someone should probably tell Steeger

wearing your sunglasses at night isnt super fashionable either

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 15, 2010 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

he wears them at night

so he can so he can

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 15, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Versteeg might need another song now

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 15, 2010 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

you think those "visions in his eyes"

are visions of him skating through the entire blue line?

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 15, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

or dumping the puck

TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 15, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

i wear my sunglasses at night

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 15, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bullshit

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by Trixietrx on Apr 15, 2010 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

you're always fashionable, trix

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 15, 2010 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

moving images

of Soupy skating!

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 15, 2010 12:12 AM CDT reply actions  

was it pretty?

did it make you want to cry?

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 15, 2010 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Holy sheepdip

Pitt and NJ lost too? I didn’t watch as my kids have tryouts this week, but that was a good night to be a Hawks fan.

Chewing gum?

by laaarmer on Apr 15, 2010 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

The vodka is working.

I know it will be a hardship, but keep it up!

by Katherine215 on Apr 15, 2010 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

when I went to bed last night

there were over 1000 comments in the approximately 13 hours that this thread was up. On a non-Hawks game day.

I don’t know if I should be impressed or slightly appalled.

by Katherine215 on Apr 15, 2010 9:34 AM CDT reply actions  

there were....

some pretty important game on last nite

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 15, 2010 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

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