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From Colin Campbell and the wheel of justice:

"I have made the decision that this play does not warrant supplemental discipline after considering all of the facts, including reviewing the video and speaking with Mr. Hossa," said Campbell. "This play is distinguishable from recent incidents by a number of factors, including the degree of contact involved; the fact that the consequences of the play do not appear to be as severe; that this was a hockey play involving a race for the puck; that Mr. Hossa is not a repeat offender; and that the call of a major penalty by the referee was significant and appropriate."

That about sums it up right there.

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by McClure on Apr 25, 2010 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey Wanna Throw Up?

Get Niemi Naked. haha works for that strip search? nah, lame.

When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.

by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Apr 25, 2010 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I fucking love all of you.

This ain’t a surfing movie.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Apr 25, 2010 8:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Am I the only one who’s really excited for OMNI? I was prettty disappointed with Planet of Ice.

by hawksfan21 on Apr 25, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is pretty good

Got a copy. It seems Menos el Oso meets the better elements of Plant of Ice.

When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.

by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Apr 26, 2010 8:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

The NHL actually got something right

with this decision, imo. The key to me was “a hockey play involving a race for the puck.” Time for game 6!

by Katherine215 on Apr 25, 2010 5:08 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I agree completely

The only reason I disagreed with a suspension is that he was clearly trying to get the puck. Hossa is not a dirty player.

by Stephanie19 on Apr 25, 2010 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank the good Lord!

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by DRose#1 on Apr 25, 2010 5:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Great news...

I was afraid the folks responsible for making this decision were going to bite off on the popular Hossa’s hit = Ovie’s hit theory. Which, as it’s been stated, is just false.

Odd thing to say, but is it monday yet?

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by Campbell32 on Apr 25, 2010 5:17 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm sort of glad it's not.

At least, not yet. I still haven’t recovered from the emotional roller coaster of yesterday’s game. I’m not quite ready to take on another one!

by Katherine215 on Apr 25, 2010 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank Jeebus

Now the Hawks can get back to focusing on closing out the series tomorrow night.

Enough jokes. Beat the fucking Preds.

by AirTrafficAJ on Apr 25, 2010 5:24 PM CDT reply actions  

AJ

Just a quick question…I’m pretty sure I saw you buying a copy from Sam at yesterday’s game, and thought you looked familiar. Did you happen to work at Menards in Batavia some time ago?

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by McClure on Apr 25, 2010 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

That WAS you! I was kinda eyeballing you and saying to myself “he looks just like the carryout I used to shoot the shit with at Menards”.

Crazy ass world.

Enough jokes. Beat the fucking Preds.

by AirTrafficAJ on Apr 25, 2010 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

And look at how far I’ve come in those ten years.

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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.

by McClure on Apr 25, 2010 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Any way out of that Menards

Is an advancement in your social and financial situation. I know people who still work in that dump…it’s like a black hole.

Also, the fact that it was 10 years ago makes me feel older than fucking dirt. I’ll have to stop and shoot the shit next home game (hopefully not Wednesday).

Enough jokes. Beat the fucking Preds.

by AirTrafficAJ on Apr 25, 2010 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Menards on Randall road?

I live in St. Charles and have the distinct non-pleasure of frequenting that place often.

Bleeding aqua and orange since 1988!

Someone get me a play-making free safety!

Dolphins' defense + Mike Nolan = top five in 2010

by kmb8488 on Apr 26, 2010 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Over by the Singer Sewing Center...

…next to the Cinema Cineplex.

Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.

by cliffkoroll on Apr 26, 2010 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

The good ol' Randall 16

Duncan Keith = 2010 Norris Trophy

by kmb8488 on Apr 26, 2010 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes and yes.

Enough jokes. Beat the fucking Preds.

by AirTrafficAJ on Apr 26, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Grace of God was the reason Dan Hamhuis wasn't carried off on a stretcher (same for Campbell).

It was a dangerous hit in a very, very vulnerable area with NOWHERE, I repeat NOWHERE for Hamhuis to go, except headfirst into the boards (same for Campbell).

Hossa is not a repeat offender and seems like an honorable man.

I think “no suspension” was the wrong call.

larry. A kind word for everyone.

by ballyb on Apr 25, 2010 5:32 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm worried

about you

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 25, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK, so the NHL rulebook now has a "no check" zone 4 to 8 feet from the boards?

we’re on our way to using the women’s rules for the men

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 26, 2010 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thats not what he’s saying. The hit was stupid and dangerous. No intent, but he should’ve known better.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 26, 2010 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

it was a collision at the point and moment in time of playing the puck

if one can no longer check someone right when and where the puck was, then you’ve instituted a “no check” zone wherever it is that you can’t hit.

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Stop the tape the moment before Hossa pushes him.

That scenario presents itself at least 5 – 10 times every game. Please explain to me why there aren’t more of these “collisions,” as you call them, where the player ends up going head first into the boards.

My answer is the trailing player doesn’t push. Players are smart / decent enough not to push. Enough pushing and we will see some Paraplegics.

I’m a Hawks fan. I’m glad Hossa is playing tonight, but for the good of the game, he shouldn’t be.

larry. A kind word for everyone.

by ballyb on Apr 26, 2010 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

better answer - the player who knows the contact is likely coming gets ready for it

not every hard hit results in someone getting run over/injured because the person getting hit acts prepared for it

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 26, 2010 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

and enough of these sorts of hits

and we’ll see some thinking about players not exposing themselves to such things like they so commonly do now.

Remember, 20 years ago (and more – like when I played) hitting from behind was not even against the rules. And we had LESS of a problem with this sort of thing. The rare problems were addressed by adopting the current rule base and mindset, and the problem is now WORSE. When your “solution” makes the problem worse, it is time to rethink that solution (and maybe listen better to the people who accurately predicted that such solution would make things worse in precisely the manner that did indeed occur).

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 26, 2010 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

IMO...

…the game in general has really sped up compared to years past. If you watch highlights of a game from 20-30 years ago, the flow of the game just seems a heck of a lot slower, with more time to make decisions.

Today’s game is almost like watching a pinball machine at times, with the puck bouncing all over the place.

"I don't like them fellas that drive in two runs but let in three" Casey Stengel

by MPH73 on Apr 26, 2010 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder if some of it is rules changes that give more speed

at the cost of players not protecting themselves as well

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 26, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Could be...

…and I think players are so quick, they can get on top of a guy a lot quicker.

"I don't like them fellas that drive in two runs but let in three" Casey Stengel

by MPH73 on Apr 26, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe better equipment too

I don’t know that people have “evolved” that much in 20 years

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 26, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

In blocking shots...

…I think it is huge, as players don’t have the same fear they used to in that regard.

I played high school hockey 30 years ago, and I know the skates are a lot lighter, but I also think today’s players are just so much bigger and stronger (because of conditioning) than they were from years back.

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by MPH73 on Apr 26, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agree...

…There is a real fine line here, and that line will never be perfectly defined.

There were clear differences between the Hossa and Ovechkin cases, and I think the league actually did a really good job of explaining it.

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by MPH73 on Apr 26, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I find it amusing

that they refer to him as “Mr. Hossa.”

by illinikc33 on Apr 25, 2010 5:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Colin Campbell sez:
“I have made the decision that this play does not warrant supplemental discipline after considering all of the facts, including reviewing the video and speaking with Dat Horsa Guy,” said Campbell. “This play is distinguishable from recent incidents by a number of factors, including the degree of contact involved; the fact that the consequences of the play do not appear to be as severe; that this was a hockey play involving a race for the puck; that Dat Horsa Guy is not a repeat offender; and that the call of a major penalty by the referee was significant and appropriate.”

by VerStig on Apr 25, 2010 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

that dat horsa guy doesnt sound right

I love Marian Hossa and Patrick Kane in totally manly ways. Kinda.

by jesus christos on Apr 25, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

it actually works for me

because the “Dat” is part of the name in “Dat Horsa Guy”.

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Apr 25, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly the right call

for exactly the reasons stated by the league.

The major was absolutely the right call on the ice. It was a dangerous play.

The issue the league always faces on suspension calls is the tricky area of “mens rea” — attempting to assess the state of mind of the perpetrator. The context within the game and the history/reputation of the player are two important components.

In the case of Ovechkin, it’s not that the Campbell hit itself was so egregious taken in a vacuum. It was the fact that Ovechkin had demonstrated a history of aggressive play combined with simply not caring what the outcome of his actions are. In the case of both the Kopecky hit from Thursday and the Hossa hit from Saturday, there was ample evidence — both from the context and the history of the players — that there was no need for supplemental discipline.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Apr 25, 2010 6:03 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm glad to see

that he referenced the claims of an Ovi “precedent”

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 25, 2010 6:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, I finally caved to the urge to drive to TN.

I now have tickets to the game in Nashville tomorrow. Guess this means I’m coming down with a quick case of stomach flu as far as my boss is concerned so that I can drive up in the morning.

by spokeinthebandwagon on Apr 25, 2010 6:42 PM CDT reply actions  

nice!

have fun! :)

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by chiblackhawks on Apr 25, 2010 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Make us proud...

Bring your rabbit’s foot… (or whatever works)

"My name is Byfuglie33, and I am a RCG..."

by Byfuglie33 on Apr 25, 2010 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sweet...

I’ll be in 118 sporting my #81 with the family…say hey and enjoy the game.

by vznutz81 on Apr 25, 2010 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

81 jersey in Nashville tomorrow night?

I wore my Sox jacket in the left field bleachers at Wrigley a couple years ago…

All I can say is… good luck with that. I hope it goes well for you! (It went well for me!)

"My name is Byfuglie33, and I am a RCG..."

by Byfuglie33 on Apr 25, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

6'5" 300...

..not scared…plus I’ll have my two young daughters with me, family night right? Actually went thursday night, the crowd was very pleasant even after the pounding.

by vznutz81 on Apr 25, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

You'll do fine!

Bring home a winner!

"My name is Byfuglie33, and I am a RCG..."

by Byfuglie33 on Apr 25, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

spoke can seriously use mine

although I expect it to come back with some blood on it

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

great post!

very well thought and quite thorough.
not to get too preachy, but objectivity is a quality we could all follow every now and then. not just as fans of sport, but as people most importantly.
i would say more but i think its just better if everyone read the above link.

by Hawkynite! on Apr 25, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the kind words

Hopefully you voted, remember every vote counts (unless you are from Florida, make sure check the correct corresponding box).

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 25, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, A+ for effort

I don’t think you leave much room for argument, but concluding that they aren’t the same doesn’t say that much… anybody who thinks that really must be blind. It’s probably just a function of being frustrated about the punishment, which you made the great point about being a different issue.

by VerStig on Apr 25, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don’t think they’re THAT close to the same, but there certainly are similarities. The big difference is OV pushed a lot harder and the puck was further away.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 25, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

But when you have set of Jock Douchenozzles on NBC

Saying they are “Identical” to an audience that is not full of Die Hard puck heads, someone needs to bring reality back into the picture!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 25, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also

Distance to the boards, I think was quite different (and I think that’s why Campbell got hurt so badly). Similar, structurally, but the parameters were all different

by VerStig on Apr 25, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone arguing that this hit = Ovechkin's

is an idiot. Watch the two videos. Watch Ovechkin’s cross check and follow through, completely with full arm extension; hell, he went so hard at Campbell he himself flew into the boards. Hossa put a hand on the guy’s back and, in the words of the moronic Eddie O, gave him “a quick little push from behind” before going to play the puck. Fuck you Eddie, fuck you Burnside, and fuck you Melrose, as you have no idea what you’re talking about.

by illinikc33 on Apr 25, 2010 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Milbury and McGuire claimed the two hits were identical

during the broadcast this afternoon. I nearly threw something at my television.

by gmh on Apr 25, 2010 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah but you need to remember

One is the Nozzle to the other being a Douchebag!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 25, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

The question is...

Who’s the recipient of all that awful douche combo?

by Dunkdropsa2 on Apr 25, 2010 8:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Unfortunatley

All those of us who are brave enough to weather the NBC Broadcast of Hockey!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 25, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Completely off subject but I just saw this on yahoo sports:

Apr 24 Corey Crawford G Called up from minors (from Rockford-AHL)

Does that mean we sent Huet down or is someone sick?

Live, Love, Be... Progressive in all things

by Nens on Apr 25, 2010 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

None of the above.

Rockford’s season is over, and we can carry extra men in the playoffs. Crawford is just being brought up to sit in the pressbox as the third goalie in case of emergencies.

by spokeinthebandwagon on Apr 25, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh ok :) I didn't know that thanks

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by Nens on Apr 25, 2010 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

reply fail

Live, Love, Be... Progressive in all things

by Nens on Apr 25, 2010 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

That threw me too..

I thought maybe Huet shit the bench…

Then I thought, he’s holding the door, and they had that stupid too many men penalty…

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by Byfuglie33 on Apr 25, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I’ve come to terms with the lack of suspension, and realize that can be rationally argued with good points-something still irks me, though.

According to the rules, Hossa should’ve been ejected. I’m more pissed at the ref for not knowing his own damn rulebook.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 25, 2010 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

I still disagree with ouy on that

But I think we have beaten that Horse (pun maybe intended).

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 25, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ref called boarding major. Hamhuis was hurt. Per rules, Hossa’s gone. Where’s your issue?

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by Chris Burton on Apr 25, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was Hamhuis face or head hurt?

To me it looked like shoulder to back hitting the boards, not head, and you have already pointed out, Hossa was not trying to injure.

42.4 Match Penalty – The Referee, at his discretion, may assess a match penalty if, in his judgment, the player or goalkeeper attempted to or deliberately injured his opponent by boarding.

42.5 Game Misconduct Penalty – When a major penalty is imposed under this rule for a foul resulting in an injury to the face or head of an opponent, a game misconduct shall be imposed.

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 25, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, didn’t remember the ‘head, face’ wording. Hard to tell, really.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 25, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

What else hit the boards, though?

I wonder what else could’ve gotten hurt.

by VerStig on Apr 25, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

TMFF

that’s Too Many Fucking Facts!

Dude, you are on fire!

Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.

by cliffkoroll on Apr 26, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

First I've geard

About the auto-eject button

by OMFS88 on Apr 25, 2010 8:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh boy.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 25, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

have to disagree on that

Yes, it was a play made in pursuit of the puck and no, Hossa had no intent to injure. But that play in that location was dangerous. Hossa’s mistake injured and player and could have lead to much worse. You cannot have players doing that — even unintentionally. To prevent that, you need players to think about the consequences of doing so. A major achieves that.

by kcr on Apr 25, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

disagree - the contact took place almost immediately at the play of the puck

Hamhuis knew (or should have known) that contact was imminent.

Hamhuis should have been protecting himself a litle bit – he was in dangerous teritory and did nothing to avoid or limit his exposure.

The hit was not late, was not blindside or unexpected.
The rules aren’t intended to create a no touch zone 4 to 10 feet from the boards.

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 25, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's such a gray area open to interpretation

hence the way the rules are written to allow for interpretation. I know what you;re saying, but I’m really not sure if I agree with you or not. It was definitely a play for the puck, whereas Ovie’s push was not. I’m not sure Hamhuis could have protected himself either though, so is it Hossa’s job to look after Hamhuis’ safety? I’m lost in that gray area, especially after what happened to Campbell. Glad I’m not a ref.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 25, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

duh course it was hamhiuses fault

cuz he lpays for the predz!

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 25, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's more to the picture than meets the eye

I’m out of the gray and into the black.
Duh, what was I thinking??

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 25, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

would have been better

if it’d been a haiku

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Neil Young doesn't do haiku

but he does piss off southern men

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ahem

I hope Neil Young
will remember Southern man
don’t need him around

anyhow

Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.

by cliffkoroll on Apr 26, 2010 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure what the "official" lyrics are,

but Skynyrd sings “’round anyhow.”

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Apr 26, 2010 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hesistated on that....

but “round” is English in this usage. Americans always say around.

I keep replaying the song in my head, and I think I hear “around”.

If not, I argue for poetic license. Haikus are strict.

Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.

by cliffkoroll on Apr 26, 2010 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Artistic license

approved.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Apr 26, 2010 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

that was fast

you must not work for the City of Chicago

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Krome

You can hit. You CANNOT hit from behind. It’s a good rule/guideline. If you hit from behind and the on ice ref calls 5 minute for boarding, you should be gone for 2 games +. It will put a stop to this.

Rules change, and with the exception of some of the instigator rules, mostly for the better. Look at how much faster the game is today with the calling of interference/hooking. Much better to watch, and teams still find a way to trap and run pick plays.

Chewing gum?

by laaarmer on Apr 26, 2010 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

I still think major/no suspension is fair in this case

key language:

this was a hockey play involving a race for the puck

Final minute of the game, guys are going balls out. It’s an inherently dangerous situation. The push came because Hamhuis put on the brakes when he arrived at the puck.

Ovi, on the other hand, was “finishing a check” on a guy who had gotten rid of the puck.

Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.

by cliffkoroll on Apr 26, 2010 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Correction

Ovi, on the other hand, was "starting a check" on a guy who had gotten rid of the puck.

by VerStig on Apr 26, 2010 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

"should"

is different than the current ruling system, so a 2 games suspension would have been a farce

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

CNS - I agree with that

That is why I say should. The rule SHOULD be changed.

Chewing gum?

by laaarmer on Apr 26, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

One thing to keep in mind

Obviously Nashville fans wanted to see Hossa suspended, but there’s a bit of history which makes this doubly frustrating. In previous series against San Jose, Scott Hartnell and Alex Radulov were suspended for a game on similarly marginal calls. The Sharks involved went down like they’d been shot, and (then-coach) Ron Wilson cried to the press about how the victims would be lucky to come back at all in the series – but surprisingly they both came right back the next game, after the suspensions were announced.

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by Dirk Hoag on Apr 25, 2010 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

that is definitely be cause for frustration

especially since everyone keeps saying “no one gets suspended in the playoffs”.

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Apr 25, 2010 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

And as has been said on OtF

It’s almost like they’re being punished (or Hossa not) because of Hamhuis’s toughness…

by VerStig on Apr 25, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not following?

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by Chris Burton on Apr 25, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hamhuis wasn't severely injured

so Hossa wasn’t suspended.

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Apr 25, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

or that

I fail at using fewer than 30 words to describe anything

by VerStig on Apr 25, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had more words originally

and an x-men reference, but then SBN refused to post it.

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Apr 25, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don’t like the reasoning (NHL’s, not yours), because it could’ve been so much worse. But that HAS been a precedent so I’m not surprised.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 25, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's a completely fucked up system

but it’s worked in our favor this time around.

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Apr 25, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Beteen the NHL and NBC

We can open a Douchebag/nozzle wholesale club!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 25, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

by "system"

you of course mean “somewhat arbitrary dart-board or roulette wheel,” right?

by puppetmasterp on Apr 25, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry, mind is fogging up

Ugh, not even Monday yet. Need a mulligan:

I think in some ways, Hamhuis being okay (because he’s tough enough to withstand injury there) may have played into Hossa not getting penalized more heavily.

by VerStig on Apr 25, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

make a margarita

thats what I did

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by Chris Burton on Apr 25, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah. Mine’s mostly tequila, though :P

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by Chris Burton on Apr 25, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT but

Stig! I just realized you had a new avatar. I got confused because the helmet is no longer as prominent.

by ahnfire on Apr 25, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like what it's brought so far!

I had changed it after the Game 3 loss, I think

by VerStig on Apr 25, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

You "had it change?"

I like that. It makes it sound like you’re some sort of rich loafer who had your butler sign into your account and photoshop a helmet onto Versteeg for you.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 25, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

what you need...

…is automatic mystery music to flare up with your cryptic comments. I’m sure you’re up to it. Have your man get on this.

Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.

by cliffkoroll on Apr 26, 2010 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dyslexia?

He actually said “I had changed it…” Apparently you read it “I had it changed…” Poor Meeshak.

by Badgerdano on Apr 26, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was artistic license

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

the conduct of a player shouldn't really be judged by whether the other guy is or isn't hurt

strict liabilty may be fine from product litigation – but isn’t appropriate here

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 25, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

How injured a player is should factor in

But not be the primary justification for or against punishment, but as an addendum basically. If a guy is completely reckless and ends anothers career it should factor in ONLY AFTER it has been determined it warrants punishment. Injury should not factor into that aspect of it, only the extent of Punishment itself.

Mitchell’s hit on Toews was bad, but legal. Toews missed 6 games, but Mitchell did not even deserve a minor penalty.

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 25, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's a nice illustration of my point

sometimes bad injuries happen out of legal plays. Sometimes exceedingly dangerous plays don’t end up hurting anyone. That should be a very minor part of determinin punishment

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 25, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't remember which douchebag it was

but someone slew footed semin during the canada-russia game in the olympcs. it was very blatant, and obviously in retaliation to a semin hit a few seconds earlier. no injury on that play, but definitely dangerous and illegal.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 25, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was Dan Boyle

I googled “Boyle Semin” to find and article to confirm it…

LOL

"My name is Byfuglie33, and I am a RCG..."

by Byfuglie33 on Apr 25, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a good thing

you spelled their names properly whilst googling.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Apr 26, 2010 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Google's first entry

for boil / semen is
“What is the boiling point of semen? – Yahoo! Answers”
My question is who would want to know this?

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Apr 26, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

My question is

Why on earth would you have even tried that?!?!?!

by VerStig on Apr 26, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cause...

Scientists have learned that you can synthesize a drug to cure depression by making monkeys jack off and then taking the cum and boiling it or something.
It’s all for science.

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Uh-Huh!

by Campbell32 on Apr 26, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Definitely a Science Lesson

that I could have done without.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Apr 26, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

getting monkeys to jack off

is easier done than said

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

You just show them animal pornography....

Really weird kinky shit like 2 dogs making love to a cat or a pig and a rat.

Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!

by Campbell32 on Apr 26, 2010 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck, I've gotta apologize for this bullshit.

In my Kids in the Hall reference extravaganza, lost may be the fact that I am referencing things. Trust me, I didn’t just make this nonsense up on the spot. Even I’m not that weird.

Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!

by Campbell32 on Apr 26, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

only Canadians are that weird

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was hoping they’d be the ones to get the reference.

Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!

by Campbell32 on Apr 26, 2010 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna go ahead...

…and take your word on that one.

Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.

by cliffkoroll on Apr 26, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

a college friend told me a rather pointless story

that i’ll save you, since you seem to think my anecdotes are Del Griffith bad

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aw..I merely tease

My fear is that this is less Del Griffith and more palomino.

Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.

by cliffkoroll on Apr 26, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

his dad had always wanted a monkey

until he went to a friend’s house, who actually had a monkey, but every time a woman walked in the room it started jacking off, and every time a man walked in the room, it would through its own shit. monkeys are like a guy stripped of all inhibitions.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's not palomino worthy

that’s just a monkey being a monkey.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's not palomino worthy

that’s just meeshak being meeshak.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes. This is just the unflinching face of science...

…Campbell32 alluded to above, right?

Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.

by cliffkoroll on Apr 26, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

That entire thread got WAY too weird.

by Badgerdano on Apr 26, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Monkey

For me, generally any refernce to monkeys is palomino worthy.

by Badgerdano on Apr 26, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

that wasn't weird, dude.

you want weird? i can get you weird. believe me. there ways, dude, you don’t want to know about them, believe me. hell, i can get you weird by 3 o’clock this afternoon. fucking amateurs.

honestly, i don’t get what was palomino-worthy about that story. it’s just a fucking monkey. you go to the zoo, you see the same damn thing. but maybe it’s the context. i heard about it in a very non-weird way, as a friend was innocently relating one of his father’s favorite stories just a couple months after his dad had died.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

you’re creepy

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

i know you are

but what am i

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

-er

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

I couldn’t resist. I thought it would be something really fucked up and I was right.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Apr 26, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

because there is a movement out there

for using semen in recipes.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

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by chiblackhawks on Apr 26, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

for "whilst’

Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.

by cliffkoroll on Apr 26, 2010 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

What a coinky-dink

I was just reading about slew footing in the NHL Rule book for the Post I did. One of those calls you do not hear of very often.

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 25, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed. You either broke the rule or you didn't

Think of it from the ref’s perspective… they have to call it live, without benefit of instant replay.

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by Byfuglie33 on Apr 25, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is the first time I've heard about this

So thanks for providing us with context to work with.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 25, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I’m upset about no ejection regardless, but Dirk’s point does play into the suspension bit, albeit slightly less.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 25, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, when someone named "Colon" is making the decision...

did I mis-spell that?

"My name is Byfuglie33, and I am a RCG..."

by Byfuglie33 on Apr 25, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey guys, slightly OT but

if no one has plans for watching tomorrow’s game I’ve got details for a meet-up/road watch here. Am sure ahnfire and I would love to have more people around, make it a proper gathering of sorts, so we don’t have to go through withdrawal for not being on the GDT.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 25, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

wish I lived closer to the city

You guys have fun. I will be on the GDT at home on my couch.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 25, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

can't make it, unfortunately

(or fortunately for my wallet.) but have fun!

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Apr 25, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I should be there

It’s always good to share this level of stress!

by rsncrntz on Apr 25, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yay! :D

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 25, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

no kidding

best D in the NHL in two years. Weber and Keith don’t have the total package like he does.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 25, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually think

he might be getting the Norris this year.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 25, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do too

but I still want Keith to win.

by Katherine215 on Apr 25, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want Keith to win

but if Doughty would get it I could totally understand

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 25, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want Keith to win

Because Doughty is going to beat him for the next few years

by VerStig on Apr 25, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think Weber, Keith, and Doughty have that market cornered for a looooong time- if someone can vote for a Nashville player :P

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by Chris Burton on Apr 25, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

if Weber would have been nominated this year

I could totally see him winning it too – the next few years should be interesting

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 25, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn’t have the stats, but he’s just as good, and thats trying really really really hard to be objective. Put him in Washington’s system and the 50+ assists probably happens.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 25, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was amazing

I do not recall ever having seen that before. I don’t think even our beloved #5 could have blocked that shot.

by Badgerdano on Apr 26, 2010 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know how Edzo

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Apr 26, 2010 11:32 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

so did the Canadian broadcasters, so it must have been pretty obvious to everyone in the stadium.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

agree with McKenzie

who said if somebody got snubbed, it was Weber.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Apr 25, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like I said, was a matter not of effectiveness or talent but merely statistics. :(

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by Chris Burton on Apr 25, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

and maybe market

the guy’s a beast.

Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.

by cliffkoroll on Apr 26, 2010 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think he’s defensive problems are overstated, but I couldn’t vote Green over Keith or probably even Doughty. I think Green’s the third wheel here.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 25, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, maybe that came off wrong

Green is a stud, such a smooth skater and fairly solid defensively. But, I will say after this series that Weber is much more deserving. His positioning is flawless, he throws his weight around very effectively and responsibly, and his shot is simply awesome. I was at games 1 and 2, and his shot made me gasp all the way up in the 300 level.

by HungryHungryPanda on Apr 25, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, agreed on all counts. He simply amazes sometimes. Other than his goal that was tipped, though, I don’t remember him getting a real good setup for the shot.

You can feel him hit someone from a long ways away :P. Not as fast as Doughty or I’d say he’d be better.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 25, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Weber has an absolute bomb of a shot

I went to game one and was pretty much horrified with how hard he rips it. It’s very “Happy GIlmore.”

I agree that Green is the third wheel in the Norris race. And the fact he’s having his ass handed to him by the Habs’ forecheck isn’t helping his cause much, either. All of this pretty much begs the question: when will Duncan get his own Geico commercial?

Duncan Keith = 2010 Norris Trophy

by kmb8488 on Apr 26, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

then the slogan would be “So easy a caveman could do it – or not”

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like it

I still think Sopel looks like an even more fucked-up version of Tommy Lee.

Duncan Keith = 2010 Norris Trophy

by kmb8488 on Apr 26, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Babcock agreed too

Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.

by cliffkoroll on Apr 26, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

for real

I get filled with wistful longing thinking about him sometimes. It was at critical levels during March.

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Apr 25, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 25, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Luongo save

my word

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMockQnE9jE

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by Chris Burton on Apr 25, 2010 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, wow

Even my wife, who knows nothing about hockey, was giddy about that one.

by HungryHungryPanda on Apr 25, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

it looks good

but it’s a pretty easy save to make, given the position he was in.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 25, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

he was lucky his momentum carried him onto his back

but once he was in that position, it wasn’t very hard to track that puck

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

It was much more impressive

when I thought his windmill kicks stopped it. The replay of the glove save was a bit if a let down

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Apr 26, 2010 10:38 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

yeah, true

but the fact that he windmill kicked and made a glove stop shows you just how dead to rights he had that puck

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking Chris

Needs to become a fan of the four feathers*, and permanent SCH member* on a semi permanent basis if the Hawks can finish the deed that needs to be done*. All little work on his language skills and I think he fits in here quiet well. (*If required).

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 25, 2010 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

haha

I can keep hanging out, but I’ll always be the enemy. Besides, Washington’s my second favorite team…

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by Chris Burton on Apr 25, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, fuck

The warm fuzzies have turned to icicles that are stabbing me in my eyes!

by HungryHungryPanda on Apr 25, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh. Seriously, though, I really can’t be a Hawks fan after this series. Not that I’d ever abandon Nashville, just saying.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 25, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

having another team in the same conference is hard

same division is just asking for pain. I respect you having a second team in the Eastern Conference, even if I’m judging you for having it be the Caps.

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Apr 25, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

judging judging judging away

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 25, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

You GordyGoHard guy is new isn't he?

But I like his devotion to his team!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 25, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

good read

I had forgotten all about my Dale Hunter hate

Everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the United Center.

by TK0 on Apr 25, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.

That is a must read.

"My name is Byfuglie33, and I am a RCG..."

by Byfuglie33 on Apr 25, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can we at least be your favorite in the division?

As hard as it is to have a favorite in the same division. But our competition is Scum, the Blues, and the Blue Jackets, so I think both our teams are easily at the top in the likeability factor there!

by rsncrntz on Apr 26, 2010 8:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, that might be true at this point.

The Blue Jackets are more sad in a cute sort of way, though. Kinda like giving your little brother a swirly. Nashville is (IIRC) 28-3-1 in their last 32 games against CBJ. They’re like the kid you keep beating the shit out of who keeps wanting more.

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by Chris Burton on Apr 26, 2010 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sigh

Well, if we can finish this thing out it looks like a 2nd round rematch of last year.

Living on the East Coast blows sometimes.

by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Apr 25, 2010 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd be willing to pay

to send Luongo a Chelsea Dagger ringtone.

Everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the United Center.

by TK0 on Apr 25, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I could so see this as a Down Goes Brown video

Luongo receiving a call from Kane and all you hear is the Chelsea Dagger music – this happens three times in a row. Ha Ha Ha

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 25, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

To get the proper effect

You have to have Kaner’s silly smirk from that Chevy texting commercial after he pulls this off.

by VerStig on Apr 26, 2010 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'd be willing to pay

to have someone hang out in the sidewalk in front of Lu’s house playing Chelsea Dagger all day.

by ahnfire on Apr 25, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

me too but....

its outta my price range

Everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the United Center.

by TK0 on Apr 25, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

can you afford $300 a month?

because, yeah, i’d do that. i’ve always wanted to see vancouver anyway.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking...

BigC could probably cover this pro bono. It’s for the greater good.

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Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!

by Campbell32 on Apr 26, 2010 1:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

didn't Canada already kick you out?

they’d probably find you again & politely ask you to leave before you caused any real psychological damage.

by ahnfire on Apr 26, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

can you do it for $250/month?

and we won’t report the income to the IRS

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

no

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see a clockwork orange-style scenario

Where Lu has to watch kane’s hat trick playing over and over.

by blackhawkeyes on Apr 25, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Last year

Vancouver stayed at the Peninsula and this year Nashville did. You could come with a ghetto blaster and play Chelsea Dagger when they’re getting on the bus.

by 300LevelBleacherBum on Apr 25, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like this?

Do people actually still use the phrase “ghetto blaster”? Wow.

by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Apr 25, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

great movie...

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 25, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

soupy! you're alive!

I haven’t seen you commenting in a while.

by ahnfire on Apr 25, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol...

yes i am… i was gone for the last few days… but i’m back…

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

last I saw you

You were commenting about how hungover you were after the game1 debacle. Then nothing after that. Figured you died. :P

by ahnfire on Apr 26, 2010 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

sometimes...

i thought i was going to… no i had my b-day dinner with my parents this weekend and another party to go to. so i’ve been MIA for a while

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2010 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

good - we wouldn't want you to go the way of Johnsson

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 26, 2010 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol...

thanks… but we will have to see what happens after tomorrow’s game… and then my b-day on wed… i can’t promise nething

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2010 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't BigC's bday this week?

Or soon-ish? April is a popular birthday month around here.

by Katherine215 on Apr 26, 2010 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

30th

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 26, 2010 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Same as mine

although I suspect I’ve had a lot more than you.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Apr 26, 2010 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

but i’m sure the years have been kinder to you

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

What's that supposed to mean

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 26, 2010 10:36 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

It apparently means

the years haven’t been kind to you! Bahaha!
Happy birthday BigC! You hitting a local bar tonight?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Doubtful

Going to 2 playoff games dented the old walet pretty bad

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 26, 2010 11:48 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

it even knocked out an L

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I'd buy you a few, but I'm a game time decision too

I’ve got a pretty bad case of peripheral edema, probably from a combination of sever sunburn on my back (I was wearing sunscreen but apparently not enough for spending 5 hrs bent over looking for shells with the kids) and the 22 hr drive back to Chicago. My legs and feet look like the incredible Hulk. I gained 12 lbs overnight.

I’m drinking lots of green tea today since that’s supposed to be a good diuretic. I just don’t get how adding food coloring to my Lipton is gonna help much though …

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

The years have not been

to kind to me. I pity Big C is they are worse off than me.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Apr 26, 2010 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think the PC term is now

“economically disadvantaged ear diarrhea maker”

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 25, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Have you ever seen "Fallen" with Denzel?

There’s a scene where he’s walking through a street & everyone he runs into is singing “Time is on my side”, which helped build up the creepiness.

I want that for Lu. I think it’d be hilarious if everyone he passed on the way to the bus was singing/humming “Chelsea Dagger”.

by ahnfire on Apr 25, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

How slow is Sopel?

He was on the ice when Hossa scored and he’s the last guy to get in on the pile.
(Of course I’m just kidding. I think he has played above and beyond anyone on this blog expectation.)

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Apr 26, 2010 1:24 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

for acute powers of observation.

Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.

by cliffkoroll on Apr 26, 2010 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mr. Hossa?

Sir, you’re making a scene.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nice catch!

I love Sopel even more for that.

by Katherine215 on Apr 26, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO

Since I can’t catch you during regulation. Take this!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Getouttamyway

I’ve got a PARTY to get to!

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Apr 26, 2010 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Beautiful

Looks like I will buying a Carolina Mudcats baseball jersey with the #5 and Sopel on the back.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Apr 26, 2010 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

no wonder Erat was on his knees!

he got absolutely owned by Sopel on the rush out of the zone, and then Sopel knocked him over after the game winner! that Erat is going to be pissed tonight. i’m worryd.

i’m awfully worryd.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

as much as i hate the preds

this was a dickheaded move by sopel. and we all sound like Nucks fans with the way we’re cheering him on.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure about everyone else's reasoning, but it might be along mine

I found it hilarious that, as West_Fulton stated, Erat had just had “the worst 30mins of his professional life” and life just shits on you when you’re down. It was too fitting of an ending to not laugh since we’ve all been there, didn’t really matter who was involved. The hit by itself in a vacuum may have been an asshole move (and silent), but the situation was humorous.

And remember, I’m not just a fan of the Hawks, but of hockey. So I can laugh at this with impunity.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dont know if anyone will read this

But i know me along with a few other Hawks fans will be making the trek down to Nashville for the game tomorrow (Thanks On the Forecheck for the promotional code for cheap tickets!) Were going to be at Jack’s BBQ before the game, if anyone else is going to be down there stop by there, its about a block from the stadium on Fourth and Broadway, and supposedly they have some pretty good BBQ. Go Hawks!

by jeff021690 on Apr 26, 2010 1:51 AM CDT reply actions  

Any recommendations?

I need a bar / sports bar to watch tonight’s game with some friends from Milwawkee:

1. Close to 94 / 294.
2. Somewhere between Racine and Gurnee.
3. GUARANTEED to have the game on tonight.
4. Big TV’s.

Thanks in advance.

larry. A kind word for everyone.

by ballyb on Apr 26, 2010 6:49 AM CDT reply actions  

BRAT-STOP

kenosha. nuff said.

"...can i have a glass of whiskey and a slice of bread?"

by west_fulton on Apr 26, 2010 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

there's a buffalo wild wings

in waukegan (actually i think it’s beach park), where Lakehurst mall used to be. it’s just a little ways east down 120 from 94. i think it’s over by the walmart.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Brat-Stop

has all the local chicago sports channels. LOTS of tv’s and pull down screens. They are just off 50 from 94. you can see the glorious brat sign from the highway. I am sure they will have the game on.

"...can i have a glass of whiskey and a slice of bread?"

by west_fulton on Apr 26, 2010 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Live in Pleasant Prairie

There is also a BW3 in Kenosha off highway 50 by the Woodman’s if you do not want to go to the Brat Stop also cool bar called Uncle Mike’s up the frontage road on the east side of 94 tons of micro brews and beers on tap, food is good too.

ahhhhhh Bach...

by Bargeman68 on Apr 26, 2010 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks all of you,

but the two CheeseHeads canceled ~~ 2PM. I’ll save your recs for another day.

larry. A kind word for everyone.

by ballyb on Apr 26, 2010 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

U had to know they wouldn't

suspend Dat Horsa Guy.

Reason being that they didn’t suspend Chara for his blatant instigating fight with 01 or 00 seconds on the clock of their game. Doesn’t get much more obvious what he was up to and they chose not to suspend him.

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on Apr 26, 2010 7:04 AM CDT reply actions  

The NHLN guys

actually taking the Hawks and Hossa’s side? Im not used to this

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Apr 26, 2010 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

you’re creepy, CNS. i’m glad you’re on our side.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Creepy??

That’s a new one. C’mon after all that Hossa/mafia talk way back when, this is “pure win”.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

And besides

I’m a fan of hockey, not just the Hawks. I know this pic could be used as “ammunition” by the other side. If so, so be it. I’m not above poking a little fun at my own team. If some Preds fans want to use this as a reason to wallow a bit longer in their cries of “Bullshit!”, I’m more than happy to add to their despair.

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

i’m just ribbing you, man. i liked the pic, partly because it reminded me of this.

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know, I know

Just felt like I needed to clarify before some of the non-regs start blaming me for endangering the lives of Hawks fans in Nashville.
/chuckle

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

This won't help the brave souls...

…marching into Nashville with 81 on their backs.

I forgot that Hossa also erased Hornqvist.

Good luck, Hawks Nation! You’re the tip of the tip.

Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.

by cliffkoroll on Apr 26, 2010 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wore my Hossa jersey in Nashville

the morning after the incident. People seemed to cross the street to get away from me.
I’m sure it was the jersey and the mafia implications, right??

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like I said: IAC

immediately apparent creepiness

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I walked right into that didn't I?

fuck me

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Zing!

Nice to see CNS lay his head on the tee like that.

Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.

by cliffkoroll on Apr 26, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

With you and meeshak swinging

how am I not surprised that I landed in a trap?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

rimshot

Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.

by cliffkoroll on Apr 26, 2010 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sadly

I think we have beaten this joke to death. Meeshak, could you do/say something to give us a new joke? something new to get us through the playoffs.

by Katherine215 on Apr 26, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

see above

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

the monkey stuff?

I don’t want to be reliving that mental image just to make a joke.

by Katherine215 on Apr 26, 2010 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

dodged a bullet on that one

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

next thing you know

you’ll be aggitating to retire the KtG or hooker boot references (but, oddly enough, probably not the being mom’s favorite thing)

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 26, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I already tried to get

KtG retired, or at least changed. I was outvoted.

by Katherine215 on Apr 26, 2010 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

you stike me as persistent

it’ll come up again eventually

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 26, 2010 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

like what?

what? huh? what just happened?

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

those are things one learns

after several dates

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Apr 26, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

The good ol' days...

Life was good when Meeshak was simply not funny.

by Badgerdano on Apr 26, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

he just ran into my fist, officer

i don’t know why
i was as surprised as Hawkynite! is excited

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on Apr 26, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

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