Could You Stand Right There And Look Me Straight In The Eye And Say It's Over Now?: Hawks at Preds Game 6 Preview/Pregame Thread/Environmental Protest
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Palomino!
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you going back
to the Boyle – Semin comments?
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
Good work
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
by Campbell32 on Apr 26, 2010 6:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
exactly
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
What about the puck?
There haven’t been many mentions of the fact that Campbell wasn’t playing the puck when Ovi injured him. Hamhuis was, and to me that’s the most obvious reason for the 5 minute major and no suspension.
Speaking of Campbells
Here’s a link to Campbell’s Cuts. I normally read this to laugh at what a formerly reputable source of news now allows to see the light of day just to get readership, but Ken Campbell really shows his ignorance of the rules of the sport with his epsitolary addressed to Dat Horsa Guy.
This guy collects a paycheck for that drivel…aint no fucking justice.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Apr 26, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Link didn't post; sorry.
http://www.thehockeynews.com/articles/33226-Campbells-Cuts-Love-letters-and-hate-mail.html
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Apr 26, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Sunday morning
Wife, Kid and I hop in the car to go out, we grab the Sunday paper from the driveway. Wife opens up the Sports section and says
Wife: “This guys says Hossa is finally earning his $”
Me: Fucking Rosendouche
Wife: How did you know it was him?
Me: Cause the Hawks are relevant again and he feels the need to write about the despite knowing shit.
Bottom line he’s so predictable whether its to seel paers or he is clearly worthy of a face-palm every time he opens his mouth
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
ANother thing about Rosendouche
I like how he regurgitates what Milburry was saying on Saturday about the goalies not being able to play the puck outisde the trapezoid.
Yea idiot we all heard milburry talk about it. Reminds me of Good Will Hunting
“Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us- you have any thoughts of- of your own on this matter? Or do- is that your thing, you come into a bar, you read some obscure passage and then you pretend- you pawn it off as your own- your own idea just to impress some girls?”
My Boys Wicked Smawt
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
Rosendouchenozzle!
Ijust likes me a good ole rosendouche monkey pile.
Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.
actually
Rosie’s one of the few sports writers in this town who usually get it right when it comes to hockey. I’m surprised by this column.
teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.
I'm not blaming rosendouche per se...
..but it’s hard to do hockey occasionally, and the Hawks fan base is not big enough (compared to other Chicago teams) for a “general” sports writer like rosie to devote sufficient bandwith to it, so the product is meh at best, and sometimes, downright embarrassing.
Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.
some of us have no current income
and would be willing to write better for a fraction of what he gets to write bad hockey columns. If you accept money for it, do a good job.
by puppetmasterp on Apr 26, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah I read those.
Hopefully he realizes now he should know what he is talking about before posting something.
i say keep an eye on Erat
he’s either devastated and a non-factor, or will try to take the Preds season on his shoulders.
(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J
didn't notice that before
What the hell was Sopel doing? Doesn’t seem to be a player that would make a dick move like that on purpose. Did one of his fins just get overly celebratory?
by K_Dog on Apr 26, 2010 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
there was a history on that play between Sopel and Erat
right as Sopel was skating the puck out of the Hawks’ zone, Sopel obliterated Erat against the side boards. i’m sure Erat was saying something and Sopel was just like, “fuck it, i’ll do it again.” Erat was pissed. as Rinne’s walking into the locker room, you can see him pound the end of his stick down.
there’s also the small matter of Bolland’s high stick on Grebeshkov.
(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J
I was asking myself
about the Bolland High stick..
How did that NOT get called. Seemed to be right in front of the linesman too
September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.
thanks
I figured there was more to the story. Allow me to retract my previous statement of that hit being in poor taste, and insert an “attaboy Sopes”.
Went back and saw frustrated Erat’s stick pound…that was fun
you kind of feel sorry for him
all of the great talent being watered down by the NHL having 30 teams, it means there are a lot of guys who have to carry a first line for a perennial underperformer.
(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J
Wouldn't be surprised
if Erat said something to Sopel while Sopes was on his way to join the celebratory dogpile and decided to reply and get Erat out of his way with one economic gesture.
teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.
So as usual,
Erat was talking out of his ass.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Tremendously tremendous
I didn’t even notice that, and I’ve seen it like a hundred times.
I get that Nashville and Hamhuis has a point, but after a few minutes of listening to the crowd boo Hossa at every turn my basic human decency will go right out the window and I’ll be cheering for the Hossa hat trick. Also, if the linesman’s skate doesn’t get in the way of Bolland’s pass to himself off the boards he’s in all alone and the game is over before Hossa gets out of the box.
Hard to take Hamhuises whining seriously
when he plays on a team that for 60 minutes constantly dives, gropes, holds, gives wedgies, slewfoots, slashes, high sticks, trips, interferes, picks, grabs, clutches, holds sticks, grabs sticks out of gloved hands, trips and crashes into the other teams Goalie every time down the ice and rarely gets called for anything…
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose : it's how drunk you get.
That falls under the definition of
“Insult to injury”
"...about six feet from the moose's butt."
by The Fearless Freep on Apr 26, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Emrick's call
As my Dad and I were walking out of the United Center, I said to him, “I’m excited to go home and watch the highlights and hear Emrick yell ‘Hossa!!!’ after the game winning goal.” I was obviously disappointed when Emrick thought Kane had scored the goal as opposed to Hossa. Although his call on Kaner’s game tying goal was solid.
Shortly after this discussion, a random dude walked by and was high fiving people and yelling. We decided that a celebratory chest bump was in order…….I caught him flush and he fell backwards and rolled over. Hillarious.
Ditto for CNS
The only call of the final goals you need is the WGN feed
it was awesome
(also when they talked about the refs adjusting niemi’s “equipment”)
Sounds like
his head is gonna explode. Great call!
"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." -- Alvin Dark
I just keep listening to it
and it’s not helping me get through the last 45 minutes or so of my work day. Is it game-time yet?
it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm
That'll get you fuckin jacked up!
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 26, 2010 4:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I love me some Wiedemann!
He calls the game better than just about anybody, ever. Does anyone know where I can get an MP3 of his call on Kaner’s third goal against Vancouver? I want it for my ringtone.
Occam's Razor keeps the cutting clean.
by russellguldin on Apr 26, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
that is pretty cool
those small market guys must get a lot of experience dealing with fans one-on-one.
(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J
Poor bastards
were probably getting circles skated around them. Way cool though.
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Apr 26, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
omg omg omg omg omg omg
I feel like a little kid who thinks he’s going to disney world right now.
We better fucking go to disney world
Legacy of KA(i)NE
by Kaner's Revenge on Apr 26, 2010 3:30 PM CDT reply actions
Canucks Want Hawks for Round 2
Damn
I was going to post this, but couldn’t think of a way to word it without it seeming like a massive jinx.
Dont count your chickens SOB....
….or have your agent count them for you that is
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Apr 26, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, thank you!
3 wins < 4 wins required to advance.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
I have no idea how I've managed to actually get work done today
I’m so fucking excited.
it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm
I'm in same boat....however
I haven’t managed to get any work done, been working on this same thing for 2 hours and it would only take 20 mins
I didn't say I got a LOT of work done
but it’s more than I expected (which was none)
it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm
I have no idea...
…what will happen tonight, and I don’t think anything would surprise me.
Game 5 was an example of how fragile momentum is in these games. The Preds had no business being in that game late in the 2nd, and the Hawks let them back in. Then, you have the Hawks tying the thing up shorthanded.
I still think the Hawks are being too cute with the puck (especially just inside their zone). If they can be smart tonight in this area, they should have a good result.
"I don't like them fellas that drive in two runs but let in three" Casey Stengel
T minus 4 hours or so
awesome preview sam
hot spanish teacher, nice touch
and kitten road kill
Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.
If you're in Madison, WI
A couple Hawks fans are meeting at Lucky’s on Regent for the game. I won’t be there until puck drop, but I will be there to witness the madness.
http://www.secondcityhockey.com/2010/4/26/1445497/blackhawk-road-watch-in-madison-wi
You’re in good hands up dere. Enjoy!
"Blocked by the shaft of a diving Brent Seabrook."
-the bad play by play guy from the rodeo channel
by oneminuteremainingintheperiodoneminute on Apr 26, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got a fever...
and the prescription is Bob LeDonne.
"Blocked by the shaft of a diving Brent Seabrook."
-the bad play by play guy from the rodeo channel
by oneminuteremainingintheperiodoneminute on Apr 26, 2010 3:59 PM CDT reply actions
Doc Emrick
I always love to get Foley back, but Doc did the job for me on Saturday. He’s a welcome change of pace. He calls a game as if the fate of the world depends on the outcome.
Scooooooooooooooooooooooooore!
"Blocked by the shaft of a diving Brent Seabrook."
-the bad play by play guy from the rodeo channel
by oneminuteremainingintheperiodoneminute on Apr 26, 2010 4:04 PM CDT reply actions
And it always sucks when you hear his elated call
and it’s the Hawks opponent who scores. I will say he’s pretty equally excited for both teams, as a national broadcaster should be on the air.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
Anyone have the unfortunate misfortune of hearing Boers & Bernstein today?
one of them said Hossa “hit him in the head”. There was more, but I luckily forgot because this debate is over.
by istolethekishka on Apr 26, 2010 4:11 PM CDT reply actions
I don't care for them
also, Edzo is coming up on ESPN 1000 right now. Or after this commercial break.
They are d-bags
Especially Bernstein. I’ve never met such a self-absorbed egomanic all-around douche. I mean literally, you disagree with anything that guy says and he’ll berate you as an idiot for 5 minutes (after he cuts you off and drops your call). Further, they know literally nothing about hockey, and only talk about it when the team is doing ultra-well (and they still find ways to fuck it up).
I actually like Bernstein
And I would berate the people that call into his show too.
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.
They just always seem like hired hands
As though their only interest in a team stems from the fact that they’re paid to talk sports.
I used to like him
Then I slowly started realizing that he was a douchebag. Especially when they started talking about the hawks and acted like they know everything to know about the game and the team despite going out of their way to ignore them for years prior.
by istolethekishka on Apr 26, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
one more, kishka, and i'll start paying attention
you like polka?
(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J
and from hence begins all the problems of the world
(but seriously, i am indifferent to polka)
by istolethekishka on Apr 26, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
you might be right
but Bill Lee said once the Soviet Union picks up baseball, world peace will break out. and it’s awfully hard to argue against Bill Lee.
(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J
B&B
They always point out the paradox of hockey. Fans bitch about them not talking about hockey enough and then when they do, hockey fans call in and blast them for not knowing what they’re talking about. I think they’re just as turned off by the idea of talking about hockey as hockey fans are by the idea of listening to them try and talk about it without fielding idiotic calls.
Anyway, if you call into that show you deserve what happens to you.
by Andrew Cieslak on Apr 26, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I like that he points out when people say stupid shit
like “trade Soriano to the Yankees for Jeter” and crap like that, but when he starts pulling the “You’re an idiot” crap it’s a real turn off.
I'm sure they didn't actually watch the game
or any tape.
They read the papers and talked to somebody who overhead somebody in the elevator.
teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.
All right you primitive screwheads listen up!
Panda! Only by the good grace of God are you even allowed to play tonight! A boneheaded play like that is fucking DANGEROUS, as it can result in a suspension, and that shit ain’t cool. Don’t get cocky thinking you bailed yourself out with that goal, bailout’s only complete when your name’s on that silver.
Buff, look at me when I’m shoutin at you. What’s that you say? Yep, you’re damn right it’s a McNugget. It’s the last McNugget, and yep, I just fucking ate it. There’s more where that came from, only they’re hidden behind that douche Rinne. The only way to get them, is by hitting them with hockey pucks. So stand in front of that motherfucker, terrify him with your largeness, and beat some fucking pucks past him. Only then will you taste that sweet sweet, oh so crisp and tender deliciousness that is a Chicken McNugget. And, well… since you’re probably gonna be on D and not have many chances to do that… keep the shot hard and low, and if somebody else pots the rebound… fuck, I’m sure Sharpie or one of the other dudes will share.
Sopel… Keep doin’ your thing man.
Kaner, a lot of the dickbags out there drinkin their haterade think you’re lazy and unfocused. I’ll give you something to focus on: kicking the pred’s asses all over this ice for three periods, then taking off the helmet after a well earned victory and skating round the ice with that beautiful blonde mullet flowing behind that head of yours… Do you have any idea how many Nashville ladies will be watching you? And you know where I’m going with this right? I don’t wanna get too graphic, but I’m thinking this leads right to your penis in some vaginas. Hawks win = Kane scores with hot skanks. It’s that simple. If that ain’t worth workin for, I don’t know what is.
So let’s get after this shit! The Preds are the Death Star! They’re Spaceball One! They’re Snider from 3 Ninjas! They’re the… Predator… From that one movie! And we’re just the motherfuckers to destroy their sorry asses!
LET’S GO HAWKS!!!!!!
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
by Campbell32 on Apr 26, 2010 4:31 PM CDT reply actions 17 recs
and the Lord said
let there be green
by istolethekishka on Apr 26, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
but I’m thinking this leads right to your penis in some vaginas
Keep it simple, I say.
Green it shall be.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
I like it but you NEVER eat the last McNugget
I thought everyone knew that
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Apr 26, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Earlier in the year...
I was screaming for Q to convince somebody to bang Buff’s mom or something. Angry, fuck-it-all, something to prove Buff, has always been my favorite Buff.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
I'd just steal his favorite bong
Should work better than the dog
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 26, 2010 5:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
yeah
kidnapping the dog is probably sufficient here. Campbell32, you’re all jacked up right now after that big speech, maybe you should lie down for a bit before the game.
Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.
Probably a good idea...
Conserve the energy. Lord knows I nearly had a few heart attacks last time out.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
you seem to know a lot about Buff's moods
would you consider yourself a Buff buff?
(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J
You're like Herb Brooks...
…and Bluto all mixed together.
Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.
I'm followin ya.
Fuckin Snider man. Such a bad guy.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
by Campbell32 on Apr 26, 2010 7:01 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
holy shit
that was hilarious. I needed that.
by Katherine215 on Apr 26, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Because this has not been talked about enough yet, I just read the ESPN.com article
“It was very similar [to the Ovechkin hit],” Hamhuis said. “There were some minor differences about the play, but in both cases it’s a very dangerous place to be hit. And in both cases me and Brian Campbell weren’t expecting it.”
Campbell wasnt expecting to be hit because because the puck was gone….. Hamhuis was playing a puck behind the net, in a tight playoff game, with a relentless Slovakian right behind him. If he does not expect to be hit in that situation, is he possibly confused about what sport he is being paid to play?
Oh Duncs
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Video-Duncan-Keith-s-liquid-response-to-Predato?urn=nhl,236817&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
I think this is hilarious, but oh honey.
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
fucking commas
<a href=‘http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Video-Duncan-Keith-s-liquid-response-to-Predato?urn=nhl,236817&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter">it’s here
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
re: that DK story
That’s pretty funny. Seems the other Preds fans got a kick out of Keith’s response.
PS – does anyone else hate the term “sticktoitiveness” as much as I do?
Awesome
I love the Officer and a Gentleman comment on Puck Daddy too – do think he’s read “Days of our Defense”?
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
I find that most of the media seems content to write their own spinoffs
and I’m always wildly entertained.
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
I thought
Duncs wears the pants in that relationship
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 26, 2010 5:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Seabs could rock the shit out of a white horse
if Duncs needed him to.
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
oh no
I just got a really bad visual of Seabs, shirtless and with hair blowing in the wind, reaching down and carrying his little d-partner out of harm’s way.
he so would be the type to say
“I’m on a horse.”
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Apr 26, 2010 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
LMAO
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
quick, don't your photoshopping skills fail me now
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Apr 26, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Best I could do on short notice (the Seabs resemblance is uncanny!)
“I’m next to a horse”
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 27, 2010 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Literally just cried laughing for over 5 mins
still can’t stop
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 27, 2010 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
My eyes!!! they're blind!!!!
well, even more so now after that pic.
by puppetmasterp on Apr 27, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
This was pretty funny...
If these guys haven’t been reading this site, I’d be surprised.
Trixie, I think this guy owes you for copyright infringement.
Game 6 of this series is tonight in Nashville. Should Keith be escorted to the penalty box this evening, we anticipate he’ll start screaming something about being “in a glass box of emotion” as Nashville fans read aloud from his salary figures on Cap Geek … until Brent Seabrook(notes) smashes the door with his stick, scoops up Keith and carries him away “Officer and a Gentleman” style. Love lift us up, indeed.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
Does anyone else...
not read comments that are longer than one or two short paragraphs?
"Another successful interaction with a man!" - Liz Lemon
i do the same thing.
if you cant sum it up, you shouldnt be commenting
"I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country." Hale 1776
Hmmm
thanks for stating the rules per Skeen.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
since when are there rules here
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 27, 2010 2:00 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't know half the people that comment on here anymore
I just think my attention span is shortening the older I get. I need to start taking adderall or something.
"Another successful interaction with a man!" - Liz Lemon
hi there
im new, i lurked for about 6 months and came out of the closet yesterday.
"I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country." Hale 1776
Don't tell you CO that
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 26, 2010 5:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
My Ma put me on that
I dont think it wor-SQUIRREL! I’m sorry what were you saying?
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 26, 2010 5:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
there have been a lot of new people lately
and I’m still relatively new. I stick with paying the most attention to people I’ve actually met at the meet-ups and the people who consistently make me laugh/teach me something. Everything else is “z” unless something catches my eye.
z is cool
cuz it’s like saying “dude, your comment is putting me to sleep.”
Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.
I fell asleep last night with the computer on my lap
woke up with my finger still on the z button and about 800 comments read that previously weren’t.
Not sure if I typed “zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz” a few times though.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Not trying to offend anyone
But I do find it funny that the person from the military chooses to use the term “came out of the closet.”
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Apr 26, 2010 5:56 PM CDT reply actions
Ugh reply fail
It took me almost 800 comments but I finally did it
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Apr 26, 2010 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
we like to throw that term around
running joke on base
"I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country." Hale 1776
Some odd jokes
You airforce folks make
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 26, 2010 6:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
i think its a peoria thing
"I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country." Hale 1776
We make those jokes in the Navy as well
But it’s no secret, we’ve been out-gaying you since the village people.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
by Campbell32 on Apr 26, 2010 6:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
pretty sure you've been out-gaying the army since british sailors started having sex with each other
and, yes, i do realize that by waiting until the morning after, this comment is not only not funny, but all comedic timing has been destroyed too.
(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J
Winston Churchill: "the Brit navy runs on rum, sodomy and the lash"?
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2794/rum-sodomy-and-the-lash
Confusion will be my epitaph.
by krome on Apr 27, 2010 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
for straightdope
Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.
by cliffkoroll on Apr 27, 2010 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
well we are kind of a shameful little secret
“what are you doing all day, locked in your room?”
“nothing! wait, don’t come in!”
“what is that….are you spending all day on a hockey blog?! pantless internet friends?!? what is this??”
haha, nice
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. There needs to be another version of that conversation for those people that spend all day at work on SCH, and then have to explain to the boss/coworker what they’ve been doing all day.
I was just watching sportscenter (I know, I have no excuse)
They asked Melrose about the opening in NJ. Thankfully, nay mercifully, Melrose said “I’m not going back.”
Smartest thing he has said in ages.
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Apr 26, 2010 6:00 PM CDT reply actions
well, I'm heading out now
I’ll be at the ESPNZone with Chi tonight, if people want to meet up. We’ll be in the tweet-up section (Chi is hosting) which gets you a free game card and raffle entry (or something). If you’re in the area or can meet up, it’d be great to meet you!
"That said, if the Hawks jump out early, there's every chance the Preds just figure it's not their time and head off to see some live music down the street. "
Yeah, just like they did in game 5?
Lets Go Hawks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
larry. A kind word for everyone.
Don't change a fucking thing.
Beers, then whiskey. Dog out after first. Black jersey donned. Hair parted to the right.
I’ve done my part.
"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"
by Hungryhawk on Apr 26, 2010 6:20 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Wait!
I thought your hair was parted on the left for Saturday.
Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.
by cliffkoroll on Apr 26, 2010 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Holy shit!
It’s a good thing you caught it cliff! We all owe you… large.
"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"
by Hungryhawk on Apr 26, 2010 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The situation is corrected.
I don’t normally part, and became unsure. I haven’t even switched to whiskey yet. Whew.
"Call Detroit, tell dem... BULLSHIT!"
by Hungryhawk on Apr 26, 2010 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
on second thought
the “holy shit” may have been a little over the top. still rec’d
(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J
I'm home!
See ya later, or tomorrow or whatever.
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass
SHIT!
Moms home, hide the booze and nudie mags, and don’t fuckin tell her we ran over the mailbox in her car
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 26, 2010 6:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
"tactically acquired"
my fav
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 27, 2010 1:57 AM CDT up reply actions
No need
to hide booze or nudie mags, you just better not have watered down the booze or put a scratch on my car.
Yes, lots and lots and lots of Margaritas. Oh so tired, will try to catch up, glad I have til Friday now!
PS No one high fived me when Panda scored. Hockey is not big in San Antonio.
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass
How was the trip?
Did you drink enough margaritas for everyone?
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Pro-Lurker...
The Hawks didn’t deserve to win game 5…and I’d really prefer the series ended tonight. The Preds have played really good hockey and Rinne has been very solid in net.
That said, let’s wrap it up tonight.
So a team that got outshot 32-21 and went 0 for on the PP including a 5 min major deserved to win?
I’m not sure I like the cut of your jib fella
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Apr 26, 2010 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
They didn't deserve to win
Niemi played like crap, they had a 1 goal lead with just over a minute to go on a 5 Min major PP… which means they needed to play 5-5 (with no goalie) hockey for one minute to win and they choked. 9 times out of 10 you replay that scenario and the Hawks lose. The Hawks may have gotten 32 shots but the Hawks blew a lead gave up the game and served it on a silver platter for the Preds… Only for the Preds to gift it right back… I don’t feel good about that win.
I always feel good about wins
Especially playoff wins.
by Andrew Cieslak on Apr 26, 2010 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Good call...
I’ll take it for what it is, a playoff win…
I'll take not feeling good about the win
Rather than not feeling good about the loss any day.
That said, I’m 100% with you on the “end the series tonight” and “Let’s Go Hawks!” parts.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
by Campbell32 on Apr 26, 2010 6:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Just got to my new home
in Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri today…anyone know what channel the game would be on, if at all, in this bumfuck state?
Give me the wrench....because F*CK him
I was afraid of that...
uncle sam is willing to spring for cable in my room, but not VS….that’s what you get for having a democrat in office
Give me the wrench....because F*CK him
there are bars
but like I said I just got here so still have unpacking and shit to do…I was able to swing by the store and grab some essentials…Jack,coke, vodka, tonic, limes,lemons….and bread
Give me the wrench....because F*CK him
My god,
I’m so sorry, I don’t think television has yet reached Ft LostInTheWoods
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 26, 2010 6:45 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
there used to be a pretty good german restaurant there
since it’s probably the only restaurant in town, i’ll bet it’s still there. check it out.
(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J
This game is awesome
1st period had about 3 stoppages in play, and Montreal is playing with the kind of desperation I wish Buffalo had right now.
Enough jokes. Beat the fucking Preds.
by AirTrafficAJ on Apr 26, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed.
I’m not thinking that it’s gonna happen after the gut punch/dick kick they received on Saturday. What do I know, though? Nothing.
Enough jokes. Beat the fucking Preds.
by AirTrafficAJ on Apr 26, 2010 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
...but the Hawks better expect
Through 5 games, I’ve seen nothing in this team that suggests they lay down, even if the Hawks get a lead.
Like Michael Myers, or Jason, or Freddy. I anticipate a shovel to the head in the final minute (you know, the Preds poking their head up into the hayloft) is what it will take.
Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.
It has worked for the past Two games so here we go again
During Game 5 you may have noticed a Ref with his hands up Niemi’s ass. Now NBC would lead you to believe it was"looking" for a “missing” puck, but in fact it was Q’s latest way to pick lines, and this is what was pulled out of Niemi’s ass!
Line 1: Bickell, Johnsson, Sharpie (the, BJ’s Line)
Line 2: Kopecky, Buff, Eager (the, Slip and Slide line)
Line 3: Duncs, Nimei, Crawford (the, Don’t worry we still have Hossa line)
Line 4: Huet, Sopel, Ladd (the, Kane get your ass out here line)
D1: Kaner, Versteeg (Lazy Fuckers)
D2: Hossa, Hossa (Watch the fuck out!)
D3: Toews, Skille
G1: Seabs
G2: Bolland
G3: Brower
Scratch: Soupy, Ladd, and every other worthless fucker who “thinks” they can play hockey
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 26, 2010 6:54 PM CDT reply actions
Sorta loving the
“Watch the fuck out!” D pairing…
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
by Campbell32 on Apr 26, 2010 7:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Good Evening all
FUCK SCUM
FUCK RINNE
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 26, 2010 6:54 PM CDT reply actions
Just to be safe
FUCK ERAT TOO!
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 26, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
but the key there
is “just to be safe” I’ll take it…
On to the vodka, and this time “old style crap” b/c you know we just need a few shit goals, I dont give a fuck on how you do it, just make sure we do!
LETS GO HAWKS! I’m jacked up, but the game still 30 mins away
The Sox and Cubs are going to be competing for the BP Crosstown Cup now
Yes, an actual trophy will be awarded to the team that wins the interleague series. If there’s a tie, it goes to the team that wins the last game.
I have just one word for this: LAME.
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
The official press release should have read:
Chicago wanted a winning baseball team. Well, folks, we’re finally giving you one!
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Apr 26, 2010 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
no offense meant to fans of either team, of course
all of Chicago sports is just naturally made for mocking, but I do it out of love. Really.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Apr 26, 2010 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
TMFF obligatory FUCK SCUM
check.
Campbell’s fiery speech- check.
Haiku- check.
Dammit: where’s LeDonne?
GameDay Beer: no sign of mjthor or bwana. Trixie?
We are under t minus 1 hour people!
Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.
It's still early
but looks like Ryan Miller may need some hugs soon.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
no shit
he is standing on his head tonight
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
That car's getting crowded
Nashville and Buffalo are driving shotgun
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
understatement of the day
caps have 30 SOG through one and a half periods! Let’s hope that’s not Rinne tonight. Conversely, let’s hope it is Niemi (not the 30 SOG but the other stat… the one that matters)
by hawkswin!hawkswin! on Apr 26, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
With Halak playing the way he is
maybe we can trade Huet for Price.
Sorry for this I just haven’t seen Huet’s name in awhile.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
we simply ought to stop recycling Montreal goalies all together
it really hasn’t worked since Tony O
Confusion will be my epitaph.
Above the city of the evening star, behind it's wall is the grand bazaar.
Bizarre is the only word to describe the ending of Game 5. Shorthanded with 30 seconds left. Miraculously get the puck. Hit the post. Retrieve it again. Toews shot. Rebound. Kane scores. Kill the remaining 3:57 in OT and have Hossa out of the box to win it. Fucking crazy.
But here lies Game 6 against a never-say-die foe that has driven the ‘Hawks nuts all series long so why should tonight be so different. Win and meet the Nookie’s. Lose and it’s more drink until the nervous system is numb Game 7.
Dear Buff please hit the fucking net tonight. Please and a thank-you. Hossa make them hate you even more. Kane just keep going with the flow and make them pay.
A win tonight and a little Tea Party insues and we can celebrate more the Bazaar Game 5.
2010 PLAYOFFS: ROUND ONE
The triumphant achievement or death sentence for the Niemisis.
That's all I care about for any other series
go seven baby, and lots of OT.
Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.
don't know if mac friendly
but stoogetv.com with password stoogetvcom works for me
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
I guess the good news is
I had a shitty day at work, my heart is already racing, my Hawks sweater is put up, played some MLB on the Xbox.
We tore a big chunk of their spirit, heart, and soul out last game. Lets finish it off on dine it as desert.
GO HAWKS Get the fucking Deed Done Tonight!
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 26, 2010 7:34 PM CDT reply actions
When all those happen
The Hawks are 3-0
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 26, 2010 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's wrap it up
If they win tonight I think they open Thursday against the Canucks.
My birthday is Friday and I think the Hawks are something like 1-9 when they play on that day.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
He's in warmups
Doesn’t mean he has to play. Could still be a scratch. Depends on how close he is 100% ;)
by Andrew Cieslak on Apr 26, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, our moment of truth is almost here. Good luck tonight…
…and by that I mean may your kick to the ’nads be swift and painful.
On the Forecheck/Twitter/CLS
"What do you think this is? Major League Baseball?"- Shea Weber
To you as well
the swift kick to the ’nads I mean!
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Apr 26, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
You guys know about a good swift kick to the Nads I here.
Can you refresh us, on just what happened?
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 26, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Game 5 is about to be a distant memory, my friend.
On the Forecheck/Twitter/CLS
"What do you think this is? Major League Baseball?"- Shea Weber
by Chris Burton on Apr 26, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
to go along with your game 6 loss?
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
replaced by something even more searing?
Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.
Seriously, Good Luck
up to the point on doing something foolish, like scoring more goals than us.
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 26, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I think we can all step back and say its been a helluva series. I’ll never hate Chicago as much as the rest of the division, and this series has been (up to G5) more fun than a hate fest, for me, anyway. Except those douche bags who talk down about Pred fans and our city…
On the Forecheck/Twitter/CLS
"What do you think this is? Major League Baseball?"- Shea Weber
by Chris Burton on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
It has been way to of an exciting series for me
looking forward to Closing the Deed tonight, because my heart will not live until Wednesday otherwise
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 26, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Cheers man
Whatever happens, we dig ya.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
by Campbell32 on Apr 26, 2010 7:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I think I hear Crickets!
or is it just me?
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 26, 2010 7:45 PM CDT reply actions
Just opened a beer
I NEVER drink on weekdays but this occasion calls for it methinks.
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Breakin out the 05 good karma standard.
Boddington’s Pub Ale is delicious, nostolgic, and oh so foamily appropriate for playoff facial hair.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
by Campbell32 on Apr 26, 2010 7:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
LETS GO HAWKS!!!
ho
ly
fuck.
that is the only way i can describe seeing that game 5, 2 hours later, not knowing a thing as well as how i feel now as the minutes feel like years that count down to this epic moment. I think this quote by John Madden after Game 5 concerning THIS game sums it all up.
…the way I’m looking at it is we have to go in there and win this game. I’m not looking ‘Oh we’ll be back in our building for Game 7’ or anything like that. We got to go in and THIS IS THE GAME WE HAVE TO TAKE.
so, to elaborate -
LETS GO BOYS!! A FULL 60 MINs OF DOMINATION!!!
NOT LET UP, NO EXCUSES!!!
KEEP THE PEDAL ON THE METAL AND DON’T LOOK BACK!!!
YOU GO OUT THERE AND FUCKING TAKE IT!!!
YOU GO OUR THERE AND FUCKING CLOSE!!!
LETS
GO
HAWKS!!!
That's what I'm talkin about!
This is what’s up.
GO HAWKS!!!
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
by Campbell32 on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
What was..
that chant the predators fans did after they scored their goal?
"I hate to sound like a broken record, but I guess it's better than sounding like a broken mp3 player because then you would'nt hear anything." - Len Kasper
Drink the beer, don't let the beer drink you. - Guy At Bar
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