UPDATED: I'm On A Horse, Backwards, or: Why You Shouldn't Expect Me to Use Statistics to Talk About Hockey
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 28, 2010 2:46 PM CDT
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PrintOkee, dokee. This one is soooo not about hockey, yet somehow it is. There's also not really much point to this post either, yet it's a bit of fun. I figured it's a long week and we needed some light reading with more pictures (Battery and TMFF, you guys should love this!) compared to the brain popping stuff that Verstig and gmh have been putting up. I am so the opposite end of the rainbow of those two - Look unicorns!
First off, if you're somehow not familiar with the recent Old Spice commercials, this will make no sense to you, so here are a couple of primers:
Also, if you've been hangin' out with Johnsson (or some other arrangement of that phrase) and are not aware, "Palomino" is our unofficial "safety word" here at SCH for comments that give TMI (too much information) or photos that go beyond the limits of good taste. And "bay" is also a breed of horse.
So where is all this leading to? What is the possible inspiration for this post? Why do I have the urge to slather my body in antiperspirant and take my yacht out on Lake Michigan? Well it all started with Puck Daddy, who possibly has been reading Trixietrx's "Days of Our Defense" soap opera posts. This led to a humorous string of comments on SCH Monday night, ending in what I consider one of the funniest hanging curve balls and subsequent home runs by cliffkoroll and meeshak respectively (I'm sure it was accidentally funny and meeshak was actually just pointing out the obvious). So here goes nothing...
From Puck Daddy on Monday evening:
Game 6 of this series is tonight in Nashville. Should Keith be escorted to the penalty box this evening, we anticipate he'll start screaming something about being "in a glass box of emotion" as Nashville fans read aloud from his salary figures on Cap Geek ... until Brent Seabrook smashes the door with his stick, scoops up Keith and carries him away "Officer and a Gentleman" style. Love lift us up, indeed.
Later that same evening on SCH:
Awesome
I love the Officer and a Gentleman comment on Puck Daddy too - do you think he reads "Days of our Defense"?
by chevrier30 on Apr 26, 2010 5:28 PM CDT
Seabs could rock the shit out of a white horse
if Duncs needed him to.
by shinkicker on Apr 26, 2010 5:44 PM CDT
oh no
I just got a really bad visual of Seabs, shirtless and with hair blowing in the wind, reaching down and carrying his little d-partner out of harm's way.
by K_Dog Apr 26, 2010 5:55 PM CDT
why oh no?
you can be Trixie's illustrator.by ahnfire on Apr 26, 2010 5:56 PM CDT
that sounds brilliant
to the photoshop machine!
by shinkicker on Apr 26, 2010 6:08 PM CDT
he so would be the type to say
"I'm on a horse."
by chiblackhawks on Apr 26, 2010 6:56 PM CDT
LMAO
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 26, 2010 8:08 PM CDT
quick, don't your photoshopping skills fail me now
by chiblackhawks on Apr 26, 2010 11:48 PM CDT
Best I could do on short notice
"I'm next to a horse"
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 27, 2010 8:53 AM CDT
pretty sure...
that's a palomino.
by cliffkoroll on Apr 27, 2010 9:05 AM CDT
it's more of a bay
by meeshak on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 AM CDT
Ok, well to make up for that crime against humanity all creatures great and small, here is the actual finished product and a bit of "Photoshop for Dummies" along the way.
First, you find the appropriate main photos:
Next, you place the two photos in Verstig's "Random Photoshop Image Generator." It will give you three choices: "Place Keith up on his high horse," "Place Keith behind horse" or "Katherine the Great." Please choose "Place Keith up on his high horse" and press the "Merge" button. Boom! You have step one of the process completed:
Now place that photo back into the Random Photoshop Image Generator. A dialogue box like the one below will appear:
Choose "Brent Seabrook" and "Add additional homoerotic elements." In the subsection, select the "Muscle Beach Party / Beach Blanket Bingo" theme and of course you want to add a rainbow and unicorn. Click "Randomize" and out pops this:
Finally, add your title and hit the "Publish" button. A pop-up dialogue box will appear asking "Are you Sure?" Click "Yes." Next a box will appear asking "Are you really, really sure? People will see this." Click "I'm willing to take that chance." Finally, it will ask, "Did you know you're an ass?" Click "So I've been told," wait a few seconds, and out comes your finished product:
So easy, a caveman could do it.
Trixie, I expect that you do something with this!!!
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I share a cubicle with a Red Wings fan
I was shaking in my seat, trying really really hard not to giggle.
I failed.
You rock.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
Your company
doesn’t have a no-pile-driver rule, does it?
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Apr 29, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
The black helmet with the white pants is classy
Seabs must frequent the Banana Republic.
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Apr 28, 2010 2:59 PM CDT reply actions
If I wasn't at work... I would break out a Tsar Bomba sized F-Bomb
followed by “ING” and “REC’D” and a blizzard of !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’s, maybe some xoxoxoxo action thrown in there too.
Epic. Win.
you have achieved a new level of excellence
this is fantastic. I just read it twice and can’t stop laughing. Which was hard to explain when my coworker came into my office just now. But so worth being looked at like a lunatic!!
You sure you don't want to suggest
a different photo?
:P
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
that's one alternative
also Katherine the Giant (as she was the only female more than a smidgeon over 5’0" at the NW sububs gamewatch)
Confusion will be my epitaph.
as a matter of fact...
asshole. I’m stealing BigC’s name for you. :)
by Katherine215 on Apr 28, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Moved me to tears
I’m very new to this site but I’m glad I found it. People in my office think I’m crazy for how loud I was laughing. This seems like a place for me! Thank you for this wonderful gem
Sir...
…you have found your métier.
fucking rec’d!
Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.
Welcome!!
Ignore this if you’ve seen these, but just in case you’re looking for more (and some of the backstory to this), here are the relevant FanPosts:
- Updated/Consolidated/More Organized/Unabridged Guide to Nicknames/Common Phrases on SCH
- The Days of our Defense
(These really ought to go under the Featured Stories box on the main page, if it ever gets resurrected)
Sealed the deal
This just made the list of my top 3 favorite sites. Thanks for the links!! Love them!!
I think
I should just build a wiki
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 28, 2010 4:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Does anybody have some web space to spare?
I’d help set one up but I’m too cheap to own real web space, and I’d prefer not to use one of those slow ad-supported wiki hosts like Wikia.
Maybe When I get home,
I’ll have the glossary
nicknames
memes
a Photoshop fun library ( to centrally locate all the fine/disturbing things you all put together)
any other suggestions?
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 28, 2010 4:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
If it's a wiki
We can all pitch in and put it all together…
Are these going to be single pages, or do we want to be overachievers and put it together Wikipedia style (individual articles for each meme, user, event, etc.)?
I think an easy way is to use your FanPost as a starting point as a “List of…” page, and break the rest of the stuff out onto their own pages. The front page could maybe be split up into categories… or something.
I was going to break it all out
Make it kickin nasty rad, I’m about to be unemployed so I may have some time on my hands, and I can’t devote ALL of it to Internet porn
I’m sure we would need the popes blessing on this one (matt, sam, mcclure)
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 28, 2010 4:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I got this
It’s simply a matter of hooking up the java adapter to the output ports (I’m thinking serial peer-to-peer connections here) or run the whole thing through the token ring (unless this interferss with the motherboard interface) and voila!
Call me.
Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.
You're on it
Like a fat kid on a cupcake
Fuck, now I want a cupcake
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 28, 2010 4:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
damnit what's up with the cupcakes
every day someone mentions cupcakes and it makes me want one too
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
everything was going good
until shinkicker started posted here
(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J
I hope they approve
It’ll be like the SCH Fan Club! The oldest fan club of SCH! With honorary members HIBLD and Hawkynite!
Sorry to hear about your situation… maybe you should figure out how to get the weird ad system SBN uses on this wiki and you can take the proceeds.
Though, that might just turn the whole site into one big palomino.
shit, I just realized
Seabrook is black??!
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
He's just been waiting at the beach for Keith for a while
Believe me, I really had to mess with his skin tone to get his face to match his body. He must have been wearing sunscreen.
Does anyone else besides me now automatically assume that Keith is afraid of horses?? It’s amazing how I internalize all these crazy predicaments we put our Hawks through.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 28, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate government computers so much.
I know all of these pictures will be awesome, but I can’t see them. Oddly enough the only one visible at my terminal at this time is the god-awful yet hilarious palomino/bay from the other night.
I’m tempted to auto-rec, but I’d better check these out when I get home first.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
Here's a link
to my inner mind, maybe you can see them on photobucket. The order of the photos you can’t see are 2, 3, then 1. Enter at your own risk!
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 28, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Curious – how long did the photoshop work take for something like that? Like anything else, I’m sure the more you use it, the faster you get. I have no idea.
I'm not really sure I want to admit to how long I spend on these projects :P
I use a free generic version of Photoshop called Paint.net. I’m sure if I had all the bells and whistles that come with Photoshop it would go much more quickly.
The most labor intensive part and the most important to make the result look believable is cutting out each image and then slightly blurring the edges. Then you have to also change the contrast, brightness and tone of each object so everything matches. For example, the original photo of Keith is much brighter then the modified one. Finally, there’s the finishing touches like adding shadows, reversing the jersey number on the flipped photo of Keith, aligning him so his foot is in the stirrup, and adding the background colors to make the glass look translucent. I suggest just using Verstig’s machine to avoid all of these steps though.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 28, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I see what you’re saying. So, basically anyone could do a quick and easy job, but it would look like shit. Its the tweaking to make it look good that takes so much time. Yeah, I’m going to go with VerStig’s machine.
exactly
but sometimes the quick ones are the best!
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 28, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
It didn't work
cause my computer at work is apparently blocked from anything photobucket related.
But I’m at home now, and this is wonderful. Well done sir.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
Tears
Real tears.
Coming from my eyes.
Like I was Lu and goal 3 just slid past me and Chelsea Dagger was cranking.
teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.
this is AMAZING, CNS
rec’d for sure! my co-workers won’t stop staring at me.
it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm
this is beyond awesome
Well Done, my good man.
The addition of the Champagne was brilliant. Because, like shinkicker said, Seabs can rock the shit out a white horse…and I might add, he can absolutely rock that white horse whilst being served Champagne by Duncan Keith. On a beach. Shirtless.
Backwards.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 28, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
with his helmet on
That was the best part- helmet but no shirt.
Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.
Nice job asshole ( I mean CNS)
Seriously I laughed so hard that I think a few drops of pee came out
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 28, 2010 4:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Bay!
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 28, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Clydsdale!
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
oh man...that is GREAT.
totally makes up for the awful past couple days I’ve been having. Bravo, CNS!
apparently
the legal profession doesn’t want me as a member. that & my parents’ attempts at “support” are horribly asian (essentially different ways of stating “so, you’re a failure?” multiple times a day)
does your parents repertoire include
“so, you girl like hockey?”
(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J
more like
“We shouldn’t be surprised you can’t do anything right, all you do is watch hockey or read cartoon books.”
This sounds really familiar
My siblings and I have had to go through this, or are in the process of doing so… I know you’re more than capable of dealing with it, and you probably know this already, but as my friends always tell me — it’s just a product of the cultural divide + generation gap (okay, maybe that’s just a sum?). So you can discount the effects of that, and I’m sure all’s well that ends well.
Don’t mean to pry or anything, but — best of luck!!
On the plus side...
your avatar is still tremendously tremendous.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
Thanks for the Props
I have a plethora of Panda pics I hope to use through June.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
oh, I'm so sorry!
The legal profession does not know what it’s missing. Why would they want to include someone with half a brain? That would be too smart of them. As for your parents, well, that really sucks too. I’m so sorry. I’m sure you have great friends, but if you need a fresh set of ears to vent to, my email’s in my profile.
by Katherine215 on Apr 29, 2010 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
wait - what?
what hapened?
If this is just a bar exam fail – shit, it does happen, but can be retaken. No great shame there
Confusion will be my epitaph.
I'm not so much distraught over the exam
realistically, I know it’s a hard exam. It’s mostly having to deal with the family’s response, which are all variations of “well, I guess we shouldn’t have expected you to be able to pass”.
It isn't the high school contitution test, or the drivers license exam
getting into law school to begin with weeded out a lot of the population & not getting through the exam the first time isn’t a sign of unworthiness or lack of inherent ability. Some people just have a bad couple of days at a bad time.
Family expectations are tough. Please hang in there.
Confusion will be my epitaph.
Ohhhhhh
Yes, what Krome said. Ahn, I’m so sorry to hear that, families can be so difficult and not understand what they are doing. Or they do understand and are still difficult. But I like you and I only like smart chicks. ;)
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass
Damn,
I’m out…
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Apr 30, 2010 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
And guys
guys who like hockey — better? Wait, Hubby doesn’t like hockey. Crap. OK, guys who are funny. Wait, Hubby hasn’t been funny in ages. I do want a cabana boy.
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass
this is BEAUTIFUL
perhaps tomorrow at work I’ll print it out and put it up in my cube.
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
I'VE BEEN PUBLISHED!
About fucking time.
Nice illustrative work and explanations. Bwahahahaha.
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass
This is going to end up as my desktop background
I am crying with laughter. That really is a thing of beauty
by WhatWouldBurishDo on Apr 28, 2010 5:38 PM CDT reply actions
OMG
the addition of the palomino was awesome. I think I wet myself a little laughing at the additions. Nice work!!!!!
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Wow
This is beyond awesomely awesome.
2009 SCH Post Whore
2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass
Crying at my desk
God I love this place
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
by shinkicker on Apr 29, 2010 1:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Lolololololololololololololololololololol!
I. Love. This. Post.
That dialog box was gooooooood. Hahaha. Was the rainbow there before?
nope
neither was the rainbow. I tried making an actual functioning dialogue box using Microsoft Visual Basic, but after spending hours doing that I couldn’t figure out to export it as a graphic, so I just did it from scratch in rudimentary Microsoft Publisher. That’s why I’ve said I wish I had your computer skills. I would so switch careers if I could actually get paid to do fun stuff like this all day. Bloge Salming is my hero.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 29, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
Doing this kind of thing for an actual job isn’t all that fun, I think we enjoy it that much more because it’s a distraction from real work.
That thought to make a real dialog box crossed my mind briefly when I read your post the first time… but I wouldn’t have had the patience to do even what you did. VB would be way overachieving.
Love the rainbow though, great finishing touch!
Thanks
I meant less of the back end computer stuff and more of being a user of the end technology, like a Bloge Salming / Down Goes Brown. Or at least having the ability to create apps when I need them.
From stumbling through projects like this and constantly doing research for them, I realize that the average user of programs like Word, Power Point, Excel and the like, probably only use somewhere between 1-3% of the application’s abilities. I’m probably up to 3-5%! Just an observation …
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 29, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah, gotcha
The day that good bloggers like these (and our guys!) get the recognition they deserve (read: better than mainstream media) and are paid accordingly, will be nice. I’d totally jump in on that.
Interesting point on the software though. This probably isn’t the venue but I’ve had this idea for something better, and I’m trying to hammer out a prototype right now. I’d love to get input on what exactly is missing (and let’s be honest, these programs haven’t really changed in 15-20 years), but in keeping to the tagline of your post, I should spare everyone the geekery.
Yeah
we can talk about this stuff on your side of the rainbow
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 29, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I love the addition of the dialogue box
especially the heart around Doughty. I could imagine a back cover with a pic of Keith & Doughty looking at the each other with a jealous Seabs looking on.
This,
is the greatest post I have ever seen on this site.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Apr 29, 2010 9:27 PM CDT reply actions
thanks bud
did I see somewhere that you’re in Plainfield?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 29, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
No, but I am surrounded by plains and fields.
I am moving from Stonington,IL to Findlay, IL.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Apr 30, 2010 6:26 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure if that means you're
moving from really-small-town-I’ve-never-heard-of to small-town-I’ve-never-heard-of, vice versa, or if it’s lateral. Either way, good luck and “better you than me.” I’m still doing projects from moving a year ago – and tomorrow I need to start with projects on one of my rental units. Crap, now I want to go back to bed and try waking up on the other side …
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 30, 2010 6:38 AM CDT up reply actions
LOL
To answer the first sentence first, uh, yes. This is Findlay, and it’s bigger than Stonington.
As far as the new house, I tghink I am going to go with replacing the plumbing lines with Pex. After that, I’m redoing the entire bathroom, from the studs out.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on Apr 30, 2010 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
LOLZ at those stats
Population: 662
Males: 313 (47.3%)
Females: 349 (52.7%)
Sounds like the bar I was in last weekend!!!
Looks like you probably do a bit of fishing? If so, I’m jealous. I fish at least a few times a week in the evening at the ponds near house. I actually have caught some lunkers.
Pex is a nice way to go. The house I need to work on is 85 years old and the former owner installed pex for half of the plumbing. I love being able to cut out a section, bend it wherever I want, and replace it in minutes with nothing but a knife, screwdriver and a couple of clamps. Compared to copper, it’s a fun as Playdoh!
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 30, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm trying to decide,
if I want the “full out Cadillac of shower systems” or just go with the ginormous “rain forest” shower head. The house is 70 mumble years old, and the floor joists are like the land here, rolling high and low. 40k for a three bed corner lot just can’t be beat though.
Big question is, do I put a sink in the garage, or in the basement? I am going to start homebrewing beer and wine, but I’m not sure if I want to do it in the basement or not. The smell just might annoy the wife, and I do that enough on my own. On the other hand, I know that I need to store the bottles in the basement, ‘cause there’s no heat in the garage… yet.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on May 2, 2010 6:50 AM CDT up reply actions
The biggest problem is controlling temp in the garage, even if you add HVAC, insulation, etc. Gets costly too. I suggest the basement and buy flowers for your wife. Often. Especially during brewing season.
My winemaking equipment is set up in the basement and the woodshop’s in the garage. I do want to get into homebrewing though – it’s hard to imagine I could love beer any more than I do, but I’m sure if I made it myself, I somehow would.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on May 2, 2010 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I keep going back and forth,
Not sure if I want to do wine or beer first. I do know that I want to make cheese, which makes me lean towards wine. I really like Hefeweizen beer though, and it is next to impossible to find around here. Soooo… Damn it, I just confused myself again!
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
by burpchelischili on May 2, 2010 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I love this one
You are definitely have to be enlisted as the official illustrator of the Days of Our Defense saga
Confusion will be my epitaph.
I love that I got to take a subtle shot at our neighbors to the north
with the double entendre “defensive Canadians” line in the new title. I probably should have spelled it “defencive” though.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 29, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
By the way all you Sharpy droolers out there
I’d been looking for that ridiculous photo of him in the bomber jacket and scarf for quite a while but could never find it. I finally was able to find the Victoria’s Secret Sexiest Athlete video that it was from and actually pulled an individual frame from the video and converted it into a jpg. That and a few other ones (including him dressed as a lumberjack). So if anyone ever needs something for their headboard …
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 29, 2010 10:39 PM CDT reply actions
Fucking awesome
I could always use a good laugh! But what are you trying to say??? hhhhmmmm………………………..
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 30, 2010 5:24 PM CDT reply actions
Bahhhhh!
touche
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 30, 2010 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm in class
And this just made my day.
Nothing can top this. I swear I must be getting a cramp in my face trying to keep myself from bursting out laughing.
Excellent work, my friend, excellent work.
Bahahahahaha. Epic win and epic rec’d.
GO BLACKHAWKS
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