I'm not a Huater, but I happened to hear a guy playing Styx in the Pedway, and this just leapt into my head.  Sung to the tune of this:

When I arrived I was given number 39
Along with Habby everything was fine.
Even on the bench I knew that there were days when I would start
In twenty-oh-eight and oh-nine.
In twenty-oh-eight and oh-nine.

I wonder what Coach Quenneville has in mind for me
Or am I even in his mind at all
Perhaps I’ll get the chance to start a playoff game
Too bad my name is Cristo-ball
Too bad my name is Cristo-ball

Tell me, tell me, where the puck is
I cannot make a save
Ou se trouve la rondelle
Dites-moi encore une fois?
Antii’s playing, so much better
And it breaks my poor heart so
Ou se trouve la rondelle

Cristo-ball
There's so many things I need to know
Cristo-ball
There's so many things I've got to know
Cristo-ball