Flyers at Hawks Game 2 1st Period Thread
by SamFels on May 31, 2010 7:00 PM CDT
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SHOOOOOOOOOT!!!
They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em!
by ZootSuitZombie on May 31, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
HIT THT MOTHERFUCKER!
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on May 31, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Let’s Go Hawks!
Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure! (or Twitter.) GO BRUINS! (and Wild!)
by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2010 7:03 PM CDT reply actions
Edzo's suit rocks
"Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them." Obi-Wan Kenobi, the first sabermetrician...
Good Evening All
And Of Course
FUCK SCUM
FUCK BULLIES
LETS GO HAWKS!!!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 31, 2010 7:05 PM CDT reply actions
you better be gurgling whiskey
or alcoholic libation of choice
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on May 31, 2010 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
You're out of alcohol before the game?
How will you survive? Nyquil?
"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger."
Lol...
Hysteric as in funny or hysteric as in crazy…
I've learned it's best..
not to poke crazy women by stealing their liquor… (no offense…)
I love NyQuil
Big N
Small y
Big Fucking Q
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on May 31, 2010 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Now get out there
and Be Somebody! echoes be somebody…be somebody…
My 20 cent
Can’t see Flyers scoring more than 2 against Niemi.
Can’t see the Hawks scoring less than 3 on LOLeighton, Probert Pronger, et al…
…tonight…
…in the 1st…
…10 minutes of the game.
Congrats?
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on May 31, 2010 7:07 PM CDT reply actions
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!!
ALRIGHT BOYS!!!! LETS PUT ANOTHER NAIL IN THIS COFFIN BEFORE WE LAY PHILLY SIX LONG FEET IN THE GROUND!!!!!
KEEP THE PEDAL TO THE FUCKING METAL & DON’T LOOK BACK!!!!
NO LET UP NO EXCUSES!!!
EVERY SECOND!!!! EVERY SHIFT!!!!
A: ALWAYS
B: BE
C: CLOSING
ALWAYS BE CLOSING
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!!!!
by Hawkynite! on May 31, 2010 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
my first game on teh GDT in a LONG WHILE
just watched BigC’s video too, so I’m all set to go.
LETS. GO. HAWKS!!!!!!
Well hell yeah.
To the tune of 3 more Philly losses.
by Steven Schweickert on May 31, 2010 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Here come the Hawks...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/29212175@N05/
"This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us."
Steven Tyler, Aerosmith's lead singer, after admiring the Stanley Cup
Not a chance.
That dick-headed dick head really needs to just, I dunno, be abandoned in the Arctic Sea to shrivel up.
by Steven Schweickert on May 31, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
or left in Pittsburgh
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on May 31, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
there's no camera under Babcock's desk
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on May 31, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
whats JR doing in a hawks jacket?
glad to see it (personally) but isn’t he pulling for philly?
he said he wasn't picking sides this time
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
He said he wasn't pulling for anyone in an interview earlier today.
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
by ByDivineRight on May 31, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's see some Hawks hockey boys. Take the W.
Just taaaaake it. When you want a loose puck, you take the loose puck. When you want a goal, you take the goal. When you want a win, you take the win. Just take it.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
by Campbell32 on May 31, 2010 7:12 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
LETS GO HAWKS
FUCK PHILADELPHIA AND EVERYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH IT
Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
Wooah. Let's not get too hasty. Philly Cheese Steaks rule. How about just fuck the parts that suck?
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
by ByDivineRight on May 31, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
i guess
Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
by jesus christos on May 31, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
it looks like halloween came
a bit too late
by northernsails on May 31, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
OHHHHHH YEAAAAH
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
by ByDivineRight on May 31, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
was just looking for a pic
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on May 31, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
My first thought...
someone should look for Johnsson in there.
by mainehawksfan on May 31, 2010 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
hes gotta be somewhere
Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
by jesus christos on May 31, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
With all the blood in there?!
How’d they miss him?! He’d have to be HUGE!
by Steven Schweickert on May 31, 2010 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmmmmmm
I see Penis Head (Mcguire) is in a flyers jacket. makes sense both are douche bags.
Bash my face...........Hawks WIN!!!!!!
HEre we go!
ןǝʇs ʇnɹu ʇɥǝ ɟןʎǝɹs ɐbbɹǝssıou ou ıʇ ɥǝɐp
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 31, 2010 7:13 PM CDT reply actions
I don't know how I read that
But I fucking love it.
by Steven Schweickert on May 31, 2010 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Hold on!
This is going to be Fucking Ride!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 31, 2010 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
welcome
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on May 31, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish they would show that video in the background, its my favorite
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
Put cutouts of Maguire's head inside the net behind Leighton.......
……….that’ll really give the Hawks something to shoot at.
by Cue on May 31, 2010 7:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
This NBC coverage sucks. I'm switchin' to CBC. Plus I get the added bonus of no Penishead McGuire.
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
I was thinking of just saying to Piss Off to him!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 31, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I should change my sig
to “dont score on the powerplay and I wont kill Pierre McGuire”
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on May 31, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
OMFG. I LOVE DON CHERRY BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!! He is doing some sortve phantom of the opera schtick.
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
by ByDivineRight on May 31, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Super Kop taking his spot
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on May 31, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
out
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on May 31, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
still out.
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
by ByDivineRight on May 31, 2010 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuckin carcillo...
I hope his goonheadedness leads to all sorts of him shitting all over himself. Burish and him talkin shit… I’d love to see Burwood flatten that fuck. I’d love even more for carcillo to try too hard to flatten somebody else and let us at the net as a result.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
by Campbell32 on May 31, 2010 7:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Foley should replace Doc on NBC........
………NOBODY does it better.
by Cue on May 31, 2010 7:18 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
but doc is
amazing too.
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on May 31, 2010 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Carcillo is a shit stain
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on May 31, 2010 7:18 PM CDT reply actions
and old pairs of underwear
I apologize Hanes.
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on May 31, 2010 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Did anybody else see the interview today where Carcillo said he wants to fight Burish but he knows Burish won't cause he is a "college boy"?
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
God forbid someone go to college
Carcillo makes Eager look like Einstein
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
Frat Bitch
vs. Welfare case. DING
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on May 31, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Under over on first Hawks PP
less or more than 2 mins
"This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us."
Steven Tyler, Aerosmith's lead singer, after admiring the Stanley Cup
Slightly over.
2:15 in.
Hawks score 15 seconds later.
by Steven Schweickert on May 31, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
It's about at the same level as it was Saturday
It’s still very very dampened….
Hey CNS...
I watched your Wiz/Biscuit “History Will Be Made” parody on youtube the other day. What is that song you used during the “credits” portion of the video?…the part where you put up your name and avatar and secondcityhockey.com stuff. It seemed like something I could be into.
*formerly known as "gobobbles" (please see my profile for explanation)
Danny Briere with his eyes closed
probably thinking like he’s back home in Canada.
Do you hear that crowd? They’re drowning out Cornelison!
always do.
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
by ByDivineRight on May 31, 2010 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Cue the drums
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on May 31, 2010 7:21 PM CDT reply actions
If I'm a bit behind you.........
……..thank my phone. Ahhhhhhhhhhh……..I can listen to Cornelison all day.
by Cue on May 31, 2010 7:21 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Let's do this boys!!!
TO THE CLIFFS!!!
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Better beards my ass...
Eat it puckdaddy.
LET’S GO HAWKS!!!
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
by Campbell32 on May 31, 2010 7:22 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Wysh is a douche
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on May 31, 2010 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Since when was 48 hours 2 days????
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 31, 2010 7:22 PM CDT reply actions
since...
Copernicus discovered the Earth circles the Sun?
by northernsails on May 31, 2010 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
not necessarily
since Gagne’s been moved down, and that first line should be less of an offensive threat with Carcillo in there instead of Gagne. Can’t hurt to see how Meatball Soup reacts to a physical forecheck.
Looks like Q is gonna match marlboro 72 with Briere's line
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Pierre McGuire is from Buffalo.
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
by ByDivineRight on May 31, 2010 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck indiana
Indianapolis’s NBC station is showing some Indy 500 Victory Banquet instead of the game. thank god for internet streams.
thats fucking ridiculous
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
by ByDivineRight on May 31, 2010 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Carcillo
looks like he needs to wear that helmet 24/7
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
or at least a paper bag
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
by ByDivineRight on May 31, 2010 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
PM called him
A human heat-seaking missile.
I’d say he’s a human flesh missile. Which is why PM likes him
Fuck the officiating
for real
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on May 31, 2010 7:27 PM CDT reply actions
again?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on May 31, 2010 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
doesn't matter
have to control the stick
by northernsails on May 31, 2010 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
No penalties o a follow through
Or you would have D men diving on sticks on shots to draw it!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 31, 2010 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
the stick was above the Flyer's shoulder
that’s a penalty in my mind
by northernsails on May 31, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I have no quarrel with the refs... so far.
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
by ByDivineRight on May 31, 2010 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
So was cross checking a man with out ever having
puck possession.
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on May 31, 2010 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Not yet. I was fully expecting it today, too. Was looking forward to waving the rally towel in here.
I expect that it will arrive tomorrow. Should be any day now.
Thanks again!!
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Love, Grandma? I DO have 37 in my name there.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
I hope Pronger's heart explodes
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
I don't hope his heart explodes.
I do hope he starts forgetting how to play hockey.
by Steven Schweickert on May 31, 2010 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Like Space Jam-esque?
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
by ByDivineRight on May 31, 2010 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I could dig that.
I would hate to face the MonStar that had THOSE abilities though.
by Steven Schweickert on May 31, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
The Blackhawks playing the part of the Monstars vs. the Canucks?
Did Luongo just give up another rebound?
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
well, they are both big dudes...:)
*formerly known as "gobobbles" (please see my profile for explanation)
wasn't Toews perfect last game?
…hmmm
*formerly known as "gobobbles" (please see my profile for explanation)
I read a bad recap after the game i guess...
it said he has perfect and i didn’t double check, but still
*formerly known as "gobobbles" (please see my profile for explanation)
Who the fuck does Carcillo look like?
… Holy fuck, he reminds me of Joakim Noah.
by Steven Schweickert on May 31, 2010 7:31 PM CDT reply actions
HAHA he does
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
by ByDivineRight on May 31, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Not digging this start
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on May 31, 2010 7:32 PM CDT reply actions
hmm
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on May 31, 2010 7:33 PM CDT reply actions
I didn't get that either..
Doesn’t it have to be touched up? Who the hell touched that up?
by Steven Schweickert on May 31, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
How in the hell
is that icing? Kane would have touched first
by Bellwether Meltdown on May 31, 2010 7:34 PM CDT reply actions
HAHA kop vs carcillo?
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
no fucking idea
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on May 31, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Who knew?
They instituted no touch icing between games 1 and 2
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
You have got to be fucking kidding me
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on May 31, 2010 7:34 PM CDT reply actions
ugh, just ugh
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on May 31, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions
ok...I know you guys dont want to focus on officiating
but you HAVE to admit that was a decidedly poor series by the zebras
I've never seen so many posts starting with:
“How the fuck is that…”
"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger."
When is Eager
gonna pummel the shit out of Carcillo….
"This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us."
Steven Tyler, Aerosmith's lead singer, after admiring the Stanley Cup
Carcillo killed Carter
Same team fuck head
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on May 31, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions
Please tellme this is a fucking joke
And Carcillo god dammit keep your comments to yourself before Eager mistakes your face for a coloring book.
by Steven Schweickert on May 31, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions
Too much puck control by Philadelphia......
…..add a CHI penalty to that.
by Cue on May 31, 2010 7:35 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
And a penalty not called against Philly earlier
RIP Ronnie James Dio (July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010).
Hawks PP Time!!!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 31, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions
sigh
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 31, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I am
Hence no words
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 31, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
oh sure. call me a n00b
I know they’ve scored 4 shorties.
but it’s still a penalty
by northernsails on May 31, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
So what is a real Hawk PP?
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 31, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
that's what we call a Hawk PK
b/c we’re good with SHGs
by puppetmasterp on May 31, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
dude
what did Kop do to piss off Carcillo?
I got a block of wood to carry around, it soothes my superstitious soul. If the knocking doesn't help I can just beat myself over the head with it until I don't care anymore.
it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm
Carcillo wants Dat Horsa Guy
…Kop told him that Hossa is his
*formerly known as "gobobbles" (please see my profile for explanation)
im now imagining
both of them singing ’The Boy Is Mine" at Center Ice.
I got a block of wood to carry around, it soothes my superstitious soul. If the knocking doesn't help I can just beat myself over the head with it until I don't care anymore.
it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm
WTF
I ready to kill something
Total fucking bullshit
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
What the fuck!?
Ridiculous.
But, I have to say, Kop is looking really good. I think he’s prolly Ladd in disguise.
The sun never sets on a badass
by Trixietrx on May 31, 2010 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
KILL IT!
KILL IT DEAD!!!!!
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!!
ps – did Carcillo just blindside Carter??? nice avoid move Kop
Hahahaha, they just showed a few replays of it
I could watch that all day. Someone make a .gif of it?
Wow.. Interference on VERSTEEG!! ???
RELEASE THE RAT!!!
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Kop
Called Carcillos old lady a lesbian….She’s a lesbian, a LESBIAN…..
"This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us."
Steven Tyler, Aerosmith's lead singer, after admiring the Stanley Cup
Fuck these fuckin fucks.
Beat these goon shits at hockey.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
by Campbell32 on May 31, 2010 7:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Seeing Carcillo hit his own teammate was awesome
by fearloathing13 on May 31, 2010 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Can we put out a PSA to the NHL
The SCF is NOT a Referee Training Ground.
by Steven Schweickert on May 31, 2010 7:38 PM CDT reply actions
Fuck that 1-4 PHI PP success rate. Make it 1-5.
by Cue on May 31, 2010 7:38 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Fucking Pronger nails
Sharp at the line earlier and Versteeg gets called for this shit
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
Exactly
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on May 31, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Icing on a PP
ha.
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on May 31, 2010 7:39 PM CDT reply actions
Showing 1 each by
Shooter
CPT
VerSTUD
TOFTBO
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Hopefully, there won’t be any SHG’s for the Flyers. The Flyers are great in that department.
Rocking the Red since 1975
how about spending some time in their zone?
it will be easier to score
Eager will have a big game.
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."- Tiger Woods
by RolliePollieKovy on May 31, 2010 7:41 PM CDT reply actions
PIM wise?
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on May 31, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
exactly what i was thinking
*formerly known as "gobobbles" (please see my profile for explanation)
Eager lives up to his name just a little too well. Too eager to make things happen and -- penalty.
Rocking the Red since 1975
Gotta like how he energizes everything it seems.
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."- Tiger Woods
by RolliePollieKovy on May 31, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Burwood told him that Carcillo took away his coloring book
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on May 31, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCK
I want to kill these fucks, get pucks to the net dammit
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
Amen
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."- Tiger Woods
by RolliePollieKovy on May 31, 2010 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Bolland could teach Carcillo
About how being a rat is supposed to work. Carcillo’s just a shitty Adam Morrison-looking wannabe.
"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."
by generalsoreness on May 31, 2010 7:42 PM CDT reply actions
That's a LOT closer than my Noah call
I knew I saw that “I’m a rat that doesn’t belong here but I am so fuck you” look before.
by Steven Schweickert on May 31, 2010 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone knows who the zebras are tonight?
McCreary probably. Does the NHL refs work in crews like the NFL? Do they pick the top 3 individual refs, or the top ref crew to work the SCF?
by Cue on May 31, 2010 7:43 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
according to the game summary
Referee Linesman .
Stephen Walkom Jean Morin .
Kelly Sutherland Steve Miller.
quick Q...now's your chance
PUNCH!
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thats more like it Q
the smile last game scared me
Douchenozzle with Coach Q
Q shoulda elbowed him
"This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us."
Steven Tyler, Aerosmith's lead singer, after admiring the Stanley Cup
BIG KILL!!!
BIG HITS FROM BUFF!!!
KEEP THE PRESSURE ON & PUT THE PUCKS PAST PHILLY!!!!!
STOP THESE LONG PASSES UNLESS YOU ARE 100% SURE IT WORKS!!!!
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!
The CAPS LOCK called
it wants to be turned off, please.
by northernsails on May 31, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
NO.. Hawkynite gets away with it.
We’re not changing shit at this stage!
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
hes our MOTIVATION GUY!
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on May 31, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
It's Hawkynite's MO
wouldn’t be the same without the cap lock
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
northernsails
meet Hawkeynight! Hawkeynight!…..northernsails.
by puppetmasterp on May 31, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Weren't they introduced...
at the AA meeting?
by Steven Schweickert on May 31, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Hawkeynite's capslock motivation
is what gets us through the dark times. We need it.
I got a block of wood to carry around, it soothes my superstitious soul. If the knocking doesn't help I can just beat myself over the head with it until I don't care anymore.
it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm
HAH
That Flyer bounced off Buff like he was a Superball!
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
First line still looks lethargic aside from Toews one SOG
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on May 31, 2010 7:45 PM CDT reply actions
I stand corrected.
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on May 31, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Didn't Pierre just say that?
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."- Tiger Woods
by RolliePollieKovy on May 31, 2010 7:45 PM CDT reply actions
OMG IS PM AND HOLYBLACKHAWKS ONE IN THE SAME?
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
by ByDivineRight on May 31, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
ICE
Is the ice gettin mushy about this time of the period?
"This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us."
Steven Tyler, Aerosmith's lead singer, after admiring the Stanley Cup
It's hard to keep the indoors cold enough for ice
And keep people comfortable, when it’s over 80 out there.
by Steven Schweickert on May 31, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Asham sucks dick
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."- Tiger Woods
by RolliePollieKovy on May 31, 2010 7:46 PM CDT reply actions
Why do other people have to fight
Pronger’s fights for him? lol
TOFTBO
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
I hope Burwood scores
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Holy shit
Mirage.
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on May 31, 2010 7:48 PM CDT reply actions
A POWERPLAY
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
I'm tellin you Eager will be huge
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."- Tiger Woods
by RolliePollieKovy on May 31, 2010 7:49 PM CDT reply actions
Hey, a power play for us
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
About fucking time.....
……..we get a call.
by Cue on May 31, 2010 7:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
thank Eager
for not being dumb there and skating away
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
hey now
Sunshine actually skated his butt off there. I’m ALMOST tempted to offer him a cookie.
by puppetmasterp on May 31, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
for a second
I thought he was going to score and I didn’t understand it. The world doesn’t make sense.
I got a block of wood to carry around, it soothes my superstitious soul. If the knocking doesn't help I can just beat myself over the head with it until I don't care anymore.
it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm
good, tight game so far
don’t mind the shitty ice at all
Holy Fuck! A Bullies Penalty?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on May 31, 2010 7:49 PM CDT reply actions
god, it only took them zebras what?
70 minutes to call one?
Wow
I don’t think I’ve ever seen the new comment box break on a penalty call before
by VerStig on May 31, 2010 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Eager lookin tough...
Light it up!
"This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us."
Steven Tyler, Aerosmith's lead singer, after admiring the Stanley Cup
Break out the Fucking Clown Shoes
and sacrificial Dog!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 31, 2010 7:49 PM CDT reply actions
HOLY FUCK!!!
Paging Mr. Shoes.
CLOWN Shoes, report to the Philadelphia net for a courtesy call!
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
mind a n00bish question?
who or what is clown shoes?
by northernsails on May 31, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
because for so long it sucked
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on May 31, 2010 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
have you ever watched the Hawks on a PP?
I got a block of wood to carry around, it soothes my superstitious soul. If the knocking doesn't help I can just beat myself over the head with it until I don't care anymore.
it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm
Because for a large portion of the season
We were terrible on the PP. Sam et al. called it “Clown Shoes” and it kinda stuck.
Does someone have the "Required Reading" thread handy?
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
VerStig just posted it.
You should probably check it out during the intermission.
Will help you survive us.
LoL
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
the actual Power Play
I got a block of wood to carry around, it soothes my superstitious soul. If the knocking doesn't help I can just beat myself over the head with it until I don't care anymore.
it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm
if you're looking for some light reading
try this during intermission — it’s a primer, but I like refreshing myself from time to time
for a huge stretch of the season
the hawks seemed incapable of scoring on a PP…..so they were likened to clown shoes. Seemingly large but functionally useless….right?
by puppetmasterp on May 31, 2010 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Can they lay off the Pens commercials..
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."- Tiger Woods
by RolliePollieKovy on May 31, 2010 7:50 PM CDT reply actions
Blackhawks? Flyers? What're they?
by Steven Schweickert on May 31, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Sindy Crosby touched the trophy last year!!!
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
They just can’t seem to show that douchebag enough in their minds
by fearloathing13 on May 31, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL
Nice one NHL, release your NHL iPhone App… at Game 2 of the SCF.
by Steven Schweickert on May 31, 2010 7:50 PM CDT reply actions
I like CAP LOCKS GUY
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."- Tiger Woods
by RolliePollieKovy on May 31, 2010 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
You're not alone. Trust me.
We all do.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Kane must have listened to the fans yelling SHOOT
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on May 31, 2010 7:51 PM CDT reply actions
I love that "want more hockey?" advert
Because, if you look closely, they have nice shots of all the Pens’ faces, but when they show the Blues, you can’t see their faces at all. Perfect.
ha ha agree
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."- Tiger Woods
by RolliePollieKovy on May 31, 2010 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Strike one
Seabs
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on May 31, 2010 7:52 PM CDT reply actions
No view of the puck...
Gasp, they got it right.
by Steven Schweickert on May 31, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
TY.
I can’t see the game. (Still – or any of them)
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
No stream over there?
Sorry if you’ve covered this, I’ve been behind on my reading.
by Steven Schweickert on May 31, 2010 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Uncle Sam blocked them from our boys
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on May 31, 2010 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Play in question
was a shot followed by a stick-mashing clusterfuck resulting in Leighton falling back into the goal. No view of the puck, so the call was Leighton kept it out.
by Steven Schweickert on May 31, 2010 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Surpirsed Pronger didn't chop down Toews yet....
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."- Tiger Woods
by RolliePollieKovy on May 31, 2010 7:54 PM CDT reply actions
whoa towes
stand up to pronger but let someone else beat on him
wow
We would’ve had another PP but Kopecky blew it.
4 on 3
Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
by jesus christos on May 31, 2010 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
5-4
"This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us."
Steven Tyler, Aerosmith's lead singer, after admiring the Stanley Cup
4 on 3
score or Q will have your BALLS
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on May 31, 2010 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
5 on 4. Carcillo and kop are coincedental
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
I am really becoming a fan of Kopecky...
Someone to tell Carcillo whats what.
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."- Tiger Woods
by RolliePollieKovy on May 31, 2010 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
we shouldn't doubt Burton
he knows who to hold a grudge against
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
lets convert
i want me some dagger in the heart goal
Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
Kop and Carcillo penalties are coincidental minors. they cancel each other out because they were called out of the same incident.
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
by ByDivineRight on May 31, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
the stars
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
by ByDivineRight on May 31, 2010 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
He was practically grabbing the ref
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."- Tiger Woods
by RolliePollieKovy on May 31, 2010 7:57 PM CDT reply actions
Pronger has been owning Toews in front of the net this whole period
How many crosschecks and elbows will Donger get away with? Every time someone skates past him, he throws a freakin elbow.
Carcillo brought in to go after our star player, Kopecky???
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on May 31, 2010 7:57 PM CDT reply actions
You win Norris
you get away with murder. Dunc for Norris.
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on May 31, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Didn't you see game 1?
They’re like the Al Davis of Hockey.
Whoever had the big game last time is the most important guy.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
We'll see how that strategy works out for them
By the way, happy Memorial Day.
Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.
by ChicagoNativeSon on May 31, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
They had at least 4
shots.
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on May 31, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
That wasn't so bad
They weren’t chasing the puck back into their own zone the entire time.
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
Damnit hit the net...
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."- Tiger Woods
by RolliePollieKovy on May 31, 2010 7:58 PM CDT reply actions
is it possible to already hate the Flyers more than any other opponent this year?
*formerly known as "gobobbles" (please see my profile for explanation)
Can't include SCUM in that statement.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
SCUM always excluded from "most hate" statements
*formerly known as "gobobbles" (please see my profile for explanation)
Wait till we get to Filthy....
Hopefully their fans won’t try to set the Hawks bus on fire….
"This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us."
Steven Tyler, Aerosmith's lead singer, after admiring the Stanley Cup
by Burt Lancaster on May 31, 2010 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Who are they SCUM? I normally think Penguins but you’re in the Western Conference so you have a different idea of scum than I do.
Rocking the Red since 1975
Wings are our Scum
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield
They’re not my scum. Penguins #1 scum for me, followed by NY teams and Flyers.
Rocking the Red since 1975
Theie is only one SCUM
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 1, 2010 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
You gotta beat us... Only the fans because our players clearly don't care....
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."- Tiger Woods
by RolliePollieKovy on May 31, 2010 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Keep peppering Leighton
"This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us."
Steven Tyler, Aerosmith's lead singer, after admiring the Stanley Cup
How beautiful would it be to chase him again?
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Keep slinging lead
eventually it it will draw blood
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on May 31, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
lol so much excitement.
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
by ByDivineRight on May 31, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
i always feel better
once I’ve seen the Hawkeynite pep-talk!
I got a block of wood to carry around, it soothes my superstitious soul. If the knocking doesn't help I can just beat myself over the head with it until I don't care anymore.
it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm
NO GOALS IN THE FINAL SECONDS
"This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us."
Steven Tyler, Aerosmith's lead singer, after admiring the Stanley Cup
For the FLYERS!
Let’s not tempt “the Gods”
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Ughh oooo Kopecky!!
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."- Tiger Woods
by RolliePollieKovy on May 31, 2010 8:00 PM CDT reply actions
They're hitting late...
the Flyers play a physical brand of hockey.
Gamecenter is showing the shots
In favor of the Hawks: 9 – 3.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
But he has dutifully handled all the tasks assigned to him.
"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger."
MAn they are keying Kop
like he is a superstar. RELEASE THE SLOVAK
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on May 31, 2010 8:01 PM CDT reply actions
I love this Old Spice commercial.
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. - Soap, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
first period stats
Shots: PHI 3—9 CHI (3—7 EV, Kane 3)
Missed shots: PHI 3—8 CHI
Hits: PHI 13—20 CHI (Seabs 5, Buff 4, Brouwer 3)
Blocked shots: PHI 4—4 CHI
Faceoffs: PHI 50%—50% CHI (Madden 75%, Toews 60%)
We’re busting their balls in Corsi/Fenwick.
these numbers look amazing
it just didn’t feel that way to me b/c the game is comparatively sluggish….but I’ll take it, for now.
by puppetmasterp on May 31, 2010 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
they're on pace
for 99 hits. Absolutely insane
Kane needs...
To learn how to shoot one-timers. I’ve seen too many times now where Kane gets the puck on a cross-ice pass with the goalie moving side-to-side, then cradles the puck, and winds up an obvious wrister to the corner. If he can learn how to turn those into one-timers he’ll up his goal total a bunch.
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
Kane needs to learn a lot of things...
Lazy bitch.
Like when to stop drinking when he’s out. And to keep his shirt on during limo rides.
Rocking the Red since 1975
thats the kind of thing you have to learn by experience
like sticking a fork in an electrical socket
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on May 31, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
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