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Some reflections on last night with the added time:

CORSI

SHIFT CHARTS

-McClure, as he always does, pretty much summed everything up very well in his wrap last night.  One thing he did miss however, was that Dave Bolland escaped the Undertaker's clutches (or choke slam?) last night and had his best game of the year by far.  I know my brain has bubbled twice when Games 1 and 2 started and Q matched Bolland with the Sedins.  But as you'll see last night, most of his night was spent against the Children of The Corn, and he had a Corsi of +7.  He was aided by Andrew Ladd also deciding to show up and hit everything in sight, which was usually Roberto Luongo.  Obviously, this platform allowed Kris Versteeg to be...well, Versteeg (he's also the celebrity sausage at Hot Doug's today, and Kllion would agree it's fucking delicious).  He was maddening at times, exhilarating at times, and clutch overall.  While we can expect to see Versteeg in all his moronic glory the rest of the year, considering the space the Canucks are allowing him and the sometimes cluelessness of the Vancouver D, he's going to get away with it at times and may not be done having a big impact in this series.  If Bolland can move on from here, the Hawks will once again have four lines to roll and be effective (if Burish and Eager continue to be disciplined pains in the ass), and the Canucks don't.

-It's weird, both team can come out of Game 2 feeling good.  The Hawks can look at the 55 minutes they horsedicked the Canucks around the ice and figure if it wasn't for a stellar performance from Sideshow Bob, they would have won going away.  The Canucks can feel that if they had just buried some chances, they would be in a commanding position.  To boot, they didn't play nearly as well in Game 2, and still almost got away scot-free.

-In a lot of ways, the 1st period was the reverse of Game 1.  It was the Canucks who missed chances to get themselves ahead, and the Hawks who could not stay out of the box.  The Canucks were quite disciplined last night, though I don't see that continuing.

-All of this leads me to believe we're gonna be here a while, either way.

-While we love to make fun of him and his hair stained with tears, Luongo has been magnificent this series.  Can he keep it up all series long?  I have no idea.  There's no past evidence to suggest he will, I feel as though he'll have one clunker at some point, I just don't know when. 

-Maybe I should stop calling him out, but Alex Burrows is still a ghost.  Kesler and Raymond are having monster playoffs because they have to drag around this anchor all game.  In fact, Kesler ate Captain Marvel for lunch all game last night, and I'm sure this is the matchup that Vigneault will opt for at home.  With Buff and Kane as his wingers, this is no longer a hybrid scoring-shutdown line.  The Hawks got away with Toews being the lesser player on the ice once, but they shouldn't think they can make it a habit.  Perhaps flipping Kane and Hossa wouldn't be the worst idea, but let's see how Game 3 unfolds.

-Brent Seabrook was a grown-ass man last night, and his tour de force finally seemed to calm Keith down, just a bit.

-Looking to tomorrow, the Hawks are going to see a fury coming at them from the first bell.  The Canucks got what they came for, and know if they can hold serve they're moving on.  I would expect the first 10 minutes to be absolute torture, so the Hawks should be more concerned with just clearing their zone and getting the puck deep forcing the Canucks to go 200 feet until shit simmers down.  But somehow I doubt that's how they'll play it.  Buckle up.

ANNOUNCEMENT: I can't believe I forgot to mention this when I wrote this post, but Friday for Game 4 we will be having an official Second City/Committed Indian Watch at The Bottom Lounge.  Those of you who have been know what a mess these generally are (in a good way), and those of you who haven't been to one are truly missing out.  So please join us (1375 W. Lake St.)

 

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Bolland gives the feeling that he wants to murder the sisters when facing them.

like actually fucking murder them. i love that. bonertime.

"...can i have a glass of whiskey and a slice of bread?"

by west_fulton on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I haven't seen it just yet,

Is Vince Vaughn going to be at the nucks rink?

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I hate to be a broken record

but man we could use johnsson as our 6th d man out there. since we can’t, any thoughts on the D? we bring hendry back and use him in a limited capacity when absolutely necessary and sit brouwer for a game?

by desertindian on May 4, 2010 5:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Smoked Portuguese Linguica with Saffron Rouille and Queso Iberico

nah, that’s too Spanish for a Dutch boy like Versteeg.

I thought the Bolland line was magnificent last night, from Ladd whipping up tidy little hurricanes in front of Luongo, to Bolland’s assist on the Seabrook goal, to whatever it was that Versteeg had with his Wheaties. They — and the reunited fourth line, which did their part well, I thought, without being too pesky for their own good — will have to keep providing depth if the first line continues to be subdued by Kesler & co.

by gmh on May 4, 2010 5:35 PM CDT reply actions  

this is just too easy

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scum tinfoil hat brigade

I may die laughing if they actually go to the game in their tinfoil hats.

tin foil hat

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 4, 2010 5:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Dear people with videocameras

Please post this on the YouTube asap, pretty pretty please…

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 6:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Even intent to blow made fun of them. Though they were doing it from a scum based perspective, so it’s not nearly as funny

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on May 4, 2010 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

This looks so Familiar….

"My name is Byfuglie33, and I am a RCG..."

by Byfuglie33 on May 4, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good job on giving Luongo his due

While I love to see him lose, he has been spectacular thus far, and I for one won’t bank on him tapering off. the Hawks have to just keep bringing the heat.

by puppetmasterp on May 4, 2010 5:59 PM CDT reply actions  

My thoughts on Versteeg last night:

What are you doing trying to go through the whole ‘Nucks team?
Dump. The. Puck. In.
Stop going offsides!
You did it again!?!
Nice shot Versteeg hit Lou right in the fucking chest.
I think you have worse aim than Byfuglien, I really do.
NOOO don’t shoot just try to pass it to Kopecky he’ll score. FML.
Drive the net…..great play…TIE GAME!
Sweet move over the line…
YOU PASSED IT BOLLAND?
YESSSSS….VERSTEEG!!!

Well, your back in my good books again.

2010 PLAYOFFS: ROUND 2
Can D2K be the silencer of the Sedins?

by hawks61 on May 4, 2010 6:10 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

those two offsides

were epic odd man rush (and momentum) killers

Ditto for CNS

by Hack on May 4, 2010 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought Steeger punched himself an early ticket to the dog house...

…after the play that ended with his tripping penalty.

But Brouwer was already there! Karma.

Gentlemen! I have invented...this thing!

by cliffkoroll on May 5, 2010 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

One minute you want

To best him to death with a shovel, and the next minute you want to buy him beers and let him fuck your sister

I was the same way, I was pissed when he lost the puck in the slot…. Until he fired that bottle bouncer past Lu

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 6:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Thank you

I was ready to strangle him the entire game and all I see on here is how wonderful he played. Dump the fucking puck. Stay the fuck onsides. Hesitating before ripping home the game winner does not make the other 13 minutes on ice any cuter. Nor does not getting a shot off 20 seconds earlier from the circle.

But sweet wrister

by ChargingMajor on May 4, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're not looking very hard if all you're seeing is us talking good about Versteeg

hit ctrl+f on the game recap thread and search “country stupid”

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on May 4, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't go thru the game thread

Read Sam and McClure and something about his super-Wheaties. I’ll believe you

by ChargingMajor on May 4, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, it's kind of an accepted fact

that Versteeg doesn’t dump the puck at this point…

by VerStig on May 4, 2010 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I refuse to accept professionals refusing to play fundamentally sound hockey in the Stanley Cup Playoffs. I am aware of his passion for 1 on 4 attacks from the blue line, but that doesn’t mean I have to ignore it

by ChargingMajor on May 4, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Steeg

I thought it was hilarious some of the sports writers talking about how great a game Versteeg had…..I was well on my way to riding his ass out of town…..My dad and I generally agree that guy is a clown but after his goal last night I got a text from my old man reading “thats why that guy plays”…

Compadres! It is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season......And by that I mean it’s time for the worker of the week award!"

by HjammerTime on May 4, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Between that

and the game-tying goal in the Devils game I went to… I think he’s earned himself a spot a notch or two above “does more harm than good” on my player scale… I would not mind if he contributes a clutchness factor later on in the series.

by VerStig on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

There was also a play

where he slid to block a shot that didn’t go well. I’m hesitant to be critical because, as Versteeg! proved on the game winning rush, it’s easy to make a defender look foolish on that play with a little patience, but he looked very foolish.

by Scott13 on May 5, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Steeger is, it appears, immutably Steeger - that's why he's so frustrating

alternating amazing plays – amazingly stupid and amazingly good.

While the goods do seem to (maybe very slightly) outnumber the times we end up fishing it out of our own net – the chaos he introduces is likely why he will go in the Capocalypse salary shedding this summer

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on May 5, 2010 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hope it doesn't happen

He is still young and can be an asset for years to come once he learns to be smarter. But I bought his jersey before the season so it’s inevitable he will be traded! Maybe I can get my 32 sweater changed to Thomas if that happens.

Hi Ogie. Buy you a soda after the game?

by VerJesus32 on May 5, 2010 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's very skilled

I expect him to mature into a great player, I’m just not sure when that will happen.

by Scott13 on May 5, 2010 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

of course not

if Versteeg dumped the puck, we’d all realize his secret alt-identity as Pavelski and the Pavelsteeg mystery would be solved.

by ahnfire on May 4, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don't know what the word is

but the name “Pavelsteeg” is beyond awesomely awesome.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on May 4, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pavelski looks like Steeger

and it was assumed they are really one person named Pavelsteeg

by Katherine215 on May 4, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was looking for

a superlative to describe the combination of the two names.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on May 4, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, my bad

I thought maybe you missed that thread.

by Katherine215 on May 4, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's okay,

when I read my comment again I confused myself.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on May 4, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know someone on Twitter

who changed their name to Pavelsteeg. Dunno who first came up with it.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on May 4, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

is that a doobie

or his mouthguard

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

doesn’t that just have “made for tv movie” written all over it

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 4, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish I could quit me...

"My name is Byfuglie33, and I am a RCG..."

by Byfuglie33 on May 4, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's awesome

rec’d! The resemblance is unreal

by hawkswin!hawkswin! on May 4, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

if versteeg has to be traded

maybe he can go to the Sharks. They can show the Sedins what creepy twins DON’T look like.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on May 4, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

for funniness and getting this ball rolling.

Gentlemen! I have invented...this thing!

by cliffkoroll on May 5, 2010 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

And just as this has become a cliche...

…it may be becoming less true. I’ve seen him dump the puck more lately. Baby steps.

Gentlemen! I have invented...this thing!

by cliffkoroll on May 5, 2010 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

He’s not quite as country stupid as he used to be.

by Badgerdano on May 5, 2010 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Question....

Aren’t we like 0-5 with meet-ups at the BL? I’ve been to them all and don’t ever remember a win. Nor do I tend to remember the night after

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 4, 2010 6:19 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I excommunicated myself from BL

Just for that reason

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 6:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Luckily for the hawks

I will be on the road/ moving in to my new place on Friday, I envy you guys and I’m pissed I will miss these meet up

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 6:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Columbus ohio

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 6:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

next season

ROAD TRIP!

it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm

by boldmatter on May 4, 2010 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

interesting, this means that

i’ll never get to meet you. Which means i’m not convinced you actually exist.

by puppetmasterp on May 4, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dont,

Im not real….nothing to see here

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah, but you've been seen

and going pantsless at a game watch is not the way to keep a low profile

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on May 5, 2010 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

it's all good.

I got pictures. In a panda hat, no less.

by ahnfire on May 4, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

When do you come home?

I keep asking because I keep forgetting when I asked last and how many weeks I need to do the math on based on what you said last time. So a date would be better…. :)

by Katherine215 on May 4, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

May 10th

as in next Monday. So i’m hoping for a Game 6 on Tues.

by puppetmasterp on May 4, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

yay

see you soon, I’m sure

by Katherine215 on May 4, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

BigC is the hugest

person to never exist

(170 g) * (3x10^8 m/s)^2 = 1.5x10^16 J

by meeshak on May 5, 2010 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

no im not

im just tall and overweight, been hangin with Buff at the rock n roll mcdonalds too much

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 5, 2010 6:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is he bringing his blue ox with him...

…To Columbus?

"My name is Byfuglie33, and I am a RCG..."

by Byfuglie33 on May 5, 2010 6:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

they dont let me have pets over a certain weight

the OX has been sacrificed to the hockey gods to ease our PP woes

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 5, 2010 6:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

barbeque at BigC's!

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on May 5, 2010 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dublin

NW is south an inside joke?

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 5, 2010 10:55 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm 0 - 1 there

so I will pass on BL for the time beings

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on May 4, 2010 8:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I've been to 3 for game watching meet ups

and we’ve lost all 3. when we pregamed at bottom lounge 0-1, when we hit bottom lounge after the game 1-0.

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on May 4, 2010 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've only been to 2 but it's the same story for me

with the addition of apparently punching BigC while drunk and chatting sobre baseball.. Sorry man!

it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm

by boldmatter on May 4, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone watching Pens/Habs?

This crowd is LOUD

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 4, 2010 6:24 PM CDT reply actions  

No,

cause my cheap-ass hotel room doesn’t have Vs.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on May 4, 2010 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

think 10 times louder

than our anthem

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 4, 2010 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dayum,

I hope the wife remembered to record it.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on May 4, 2010 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Any scoring yet?

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on May 4, 2010 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

no score 10 min left in 1

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 4, 2010 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks,

I feel lost without my hockey fix. Work is over-rated, and Sterling, IL is a wasteland.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on May 4, 2010 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pens/Habs

no score end of 1

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 4, 2010 6:50 PM CDT reply actions  

clearly Ben Franklin never played against the Flyers

that was hilarious

it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm

by boldmatter on May 4, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scum/Sharks

just had Toronto review for a goal – deemed a kicking motion by Zetterberg so no goal. Their heads are going to explode. They are chanting bullshit.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 4, 2010 7:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Bwahahahaha!

The accountant at work is the one that set me up in this cheap place, and she’s a wing-nut.
She is an honest wing-nut though, she was born and raised in hell, and thought that the wings self-distructed the other night, and that the refs made bad calls on/for both teams.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on May 4, 2010 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

they were asking for it

with the tinfoil hats

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on May 4, 2010 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK this one was a good goal

Scum 1-0

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 4, 2010 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn

but thanks for the updates, since it’s not on TV I just gave up and decided to stream baseball instead.

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on May 4, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mother's Day

Need some help here folks……..

Game 5 is scheduled for 7pm CT on Sunday 5/9, and is supposed to be on Versus.

The Hawks Nucks game is the only game that day. Is there any chance that this game gets switched to a Sunday day game on NBC?

I would guess no, because if it was going to be a Sunday NBC game, they would’ve scheduled it as such already, since it’s the only game that day.

Trying to figure out my mother’s day plans and I don’t want to get screwed with a game time change.

What say you?

Ditto for CNS

by Hack on May 4, 2010 7:12 PM CDT reply actions  

when the schedules first came out

I read somewhere that none of our games this round would be on NBC

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 4, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

well that's already not true

since the first Flyers/Bruins game was on NBC.

but I wouldn’t expect the time to change.

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on May 4, 2010 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

that none of the Hawks/Nucks games would be on NBC. I think people were shocked about it since they were expecting our series to be one of the more exciting ones.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 4, 2010 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thankfully the games have been lousy

I’m surprised they haven’t switched to rodeo.

by Scott13 on May 5, 2010 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

listen, you can't expect me to read ALL of the words

that’s just absurd.

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on May 4, 2010 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I might have mumbled my comment

you could have misunderstood :)

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 4, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

NBC took one of the Habs/Pens games

it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm

by boldmatter on May 4, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

being a golf fan...

I should’ve known this, but I simply refuse to care about anything other than playoff hockey right now.

Thanks,

Ditto for CNS

by Hack on May 5, 2010 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm the same every year

I can’t focus on anything but playoff hockey. Nothing else really matters in sports.

Minus the being a fan of golf.

by Jrs23 on May 5, 2010 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good Evening All

Your Local SCH Civil War starter just wanting to stop bye, say Hi! HI!
and of Course,
FUCK SCUM

Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 4, 2010 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Halak is on fire again

Is it wrong to covet another teams goalie? Don’t worry Nemo I still love you, but damn that boy is freaking unbelievable right now.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 4, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions  

it's sort of stunning

and hypnotizing. I’d never covet another goalie where our little Niemisis could hear me, but he’s just so… WOW.

it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm

by boldmatter on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

IFor no other reason that not liking either team

I would love to see them beat the crap out of each other for 7 games, and finish it off with a 9OT Game 7

Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 4, 2010 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Which game are you talking about?

Pens/Habs or Sharks/Scum

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sharks/SCUM

Can’t stand the Pens, Habs meh. Don’t you miss the Days when the Leafs were considered a Rival?

Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 4, 2010 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

The who?

The Leafs haven’t been a problem for anyone in how long?

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 4, 2010 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just a call back to the days of the

(Chuck)Norris Division in the Campbell Conference.

Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 4, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

:(

The other half of my family are true Leafs fans. In fact, I was introduced to hockey by seeing the Leafs play in the 80’s. I wouldn’t be here today if it wasn’t for them. Today, they are a shadow of their former selves. I will always have a place for them in my heart.

by Coz_Bulls_Fan on May 4, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

If they were better

what would Down Goes Brown blog about?

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 4, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Part of me would be glad they wouldn’t have anything to blog about. That franchise has been destroyed by one GM after another. I have can relate to their situation because it is exactly what happened to the Hawks before Rocky took over.

by Coz_Bulls_Fan on May 4, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

shhhhh

we don’t speak of the dark days during this happy time

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 4, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha!

sorry! being a fan of both teams puts me in a situation where i will forever endure the pain of having a bad GM/owner. the Hawks have shown me that things can and will get better.

by Coz_Bulls_Fan on May 4, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

and now I have this running through my head

Oh the sun will come out tomorrow…………

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 4, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

tomorrow is a new day and things will always be better! :)

by Coz_Bulls_Fan on May 4, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Vancouver Sun?

Bastion of Northern Journalism?

"My name is Byfuglie33, and I am a RCG..."

by Byfuglie33 on May 4, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

if by bastion you mean the Canadian branch of TMZ, then yes, that they are. haha

by Coz_Bulls_Fan on May 4, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha I haven't seen that video

I can’t believe somebody took the time to re-enact the cabbie incident in what I can only guess is GTA

by VerStig on May 4, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vancouver press is getting more action...

… off of the Limo ride than Kane did.

"My name is Byfuglie33, and I am a RCG..."

by Byfuglie33 on May 5, 2010 6:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ice shower!!

I wish I had a way to rip that off my TV…

by VerStig on May 4, 2010 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Speed advantage...

Been reading the Nucks fansite and those guys keep saying they want to take advantage of the Nucks speed advantage from the Hawks.

I think that Chicago was overwhelmed with our team speed
How about "speed". We were simply faster than the Hawks

Never really heard anyone think their team was faster than the Hawks, before. I always thought speed was one of the reasons for the Hawks success. So I guess, here is my question, "is this just fan bravado or are the Cannooks faster?

by DaleHalas on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Their 4th line is faster when they play Hansen, Grabass and Rypien

Maybe that’s the difference – I don’t know. The Hawks didn’t look too slow for 55 minutes of Game 2.

by Andrew Cieslak on May 4, 2010 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

or you know, anyone vs Sopel

but even the guy who pushes the snow garbage can on the ice crew is faster than sopel

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on May 4, 2010 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was watching the game going "goddamn they're fast"

but that might just be in comparison to the Preds game.

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on May 4, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just went to check on OtF

To see how things were going.

A little discovery, 2 of the 3 most All-Time Popular Fan Posts on their site are from SCH members.

Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 4, 2010 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

No kidding

Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 4, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on May 4, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Last I heard, Chris lost power or something

Dunno about the others.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on May 4, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

really praying for those guys. they are truly in a bad situation. let’s all hope things turn out good for them.

by Coz_Bulls_Fan on May 4, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

Wishing them the best.

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2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass

by Trixietrx on May 5, 2010 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Last nught

Was a “drop your stick” bonanza for a while there!

by OMFS88 on May 4, 2010 8:32 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

diid anyone else see the news item

that the Hawks flight to Van was delayed because Eager forgot his passport?

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on May 4, 2010 8:34 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

oh Sunshine

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on May 4, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bet he thought

Vancouver was a state in the US.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on May 4, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did he put up his hand to change lines?

Run, Forrest, run!

"My name is Byfuglie33, and I am a RCG..."

by Byfuglie33 on May 4, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks for the link

I love how they compared it to the slow starts.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on May 4, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not to excuse Eager

but shouldn’t there be a staffer in charge of this? They travel out of the country pretty regularly so shouldn’t someone be in charge of ensuring the travel goes smoothly? It’s not like they forget the sticks and shin pads so why would they let this happen?

by Scott13 on May 5, 2010 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought this at first, too

But then I decided it’s not like this is a high school trip to Europe – a bunch of adults should be able to keep track of their passports better than teenagers.

by Katherine215 on May 5, 2010 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Definitely.

A passport is a personal document, not unlike a driver’s license, which should not generally be outside of your personal possession. (not that Eager ever passed a driver’s test.) It’s also not like they’ve never gone to Canada before. I guess what surprised me was that it was not only Eager that forgot his passport. On the other hand, a staffer could have reminded everyone by sending a note home pinned to their shirts…

by Badgerdano on May 5, 2010 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know for sure

but instead of the note w/ pin, I think they might use a fun, colorful sticker with the reminder attached.

by K_Dog on May 5, 2010 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

the problem is

that Eager likes the taste of paste. So he licked the back of the sticker,it fell off and he forgot his Passport

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on May 5, 2010 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

A player (or anyone who travels for business) ought to have the passport in the 'travel kit'

now if you had a real raw rookie, maybe staff gets some blame, but at this point veteran players ought to have this down to automatic. Even the stooopid ones.

Do we now need a staffer to sit with Eager all day to remind him to continuously breath in and out?

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on May 5, 2010 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Even though they have made 5 or 6 trips into

Canada, perhaps these players forgot that a Passport or some sort of travel card became a requirement to enter and leave Canada last summer.
That’s still no excuse but we’re talking about Eager here.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on May 5, 2010 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

this reminds of those times in kindergarten when the kids who really didn’t know what was going on just got a simple pat on the head…yeah….that’s what Eager gets when this happens.

by Coz_Bulls_Fan on May 4, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too many pats to the head

This one has…

"My name is Byfuglie33, and I am a RCG..."

by Byfuglie33 on May 4, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, but it’s ok! he’s our energy guy. EAGER SMASH!

by Coz_Bulls_Fan on May 4, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

lets see how quickly EAGER SMASH gets him through customs

“Im sorry Ben, you just arent allowed to smash customs agents, we have to take you to our special “penalty box” now…no, Ben they dont show The Muppets in this penalty box…ok ok, we will get you a Burt and Ernie coloring book, just please stop making a scene"

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

i’m sure you Eager will be happy enough with a coloring book that illustrates the basic skills of an NHL player…OR…LEGOS will have the same effect!

by Coz_Bulls_Fan on May 4, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now now,

Eags isnt allowed to play with toys that have small parts yet

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

sorry, forgot that choking hazard warnings still apply to him. maybe we can give him some of those cardboard bricks! i’m sure he will still find a way to make a hazard out of them. :(

by Coz_Bulls_Fan on May 4, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

If they give him a coloring book,

would he still feel shame?

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on May 5, 2010 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

?

Anyone think Mrs. Madden will be making the trip?

Compadres! It is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season......And by that I mean it’s time for the worker of the week award!"

by HjammerTime on May 4, 2010 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

zing!

rec’d

Gentlemen! I have invented...this thing!

by cliffkoroll on May 5, 2010 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hate VS

I wish that ESPN still had the rights to hockey.

by Esquire02 on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

IMO

FUCK ESPN

Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am not a big fan of ESPN

However, they did a better job with hockey coverage, didn’t have Pierre McGuire, did have good play by play and color guys, including Barry Melrose whom I like a lot, and didn’t have commercials during feeds that interrupted play. VS sucks.

by Esquire02 on May 4, 2010 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Melrose has such a soft

spot for the Hawks, which in turn gives me a soft spot for him.

by aeroplane on May 4, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

He does!

But he is also a very good analyst, IMO.

by Esquire02 on May 4, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have one question about Melrose,

What species of animal is currently laying dead on his Barrys skull?

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on May 5, 2010 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im sure I will get jumped on for this but I want Detroit to win this series! Hear me out!

I am a big believer in going through the team that has been your nemesis. Think of the Bulls finally getting by the Pistons on their way to their titles. Presuming the Hawks can get by Vancouver, and I know that is a big presumption but I believe they will, I want the Hawks to play and beat Detroit on their way to the cup. I think it will be more satisfying and is somewhat a right of passage, for lack of a better phrase.

by Esquire02 on May 4, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

not going to jump on you...

but I could care less who the Hawks go through to get a Stanley Cup, as long as they get through.

Would love for Detroit to exit ASAP.

by aeroplane on May 4, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm only looking at this series

I will not count my chickens before hand. Lets get our deed done first, than deal with other stuff then.

Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 4, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's not the SC

It is the 35 pound Drinking Chalice, never never never refer to it by name! never!

Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 4, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reply Fail

Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 4, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

35 lb silver drinking vessel of noble patronage

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I specifically said "presuming"

I never count my chickens before they hatch, I would just like to go through Detroit on the way if the Hawks are fortunate enough to make the run of the 16 Ws needed to hoist it.

by Esquire02 on May 4, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Personally

I don’t care who we trample on our quest for the big shiny thing. I don’t really consider this one of those “it’s the journey that counts”. I want the big shiny thing at the end, damnit, and who cares who we have to go through to get it.

by ahnfire on May 4, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

can you email me that pic from BL

of me in the panda hat?

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

meh

either way

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Well, I would like to see all of them, but the panda hat would be good. Fanpost, ahnfire!

by Katherine215 on May 4, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

what have i done....

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

aight, so fanpost started

and BigC- pic emailed.

Make that wiki already so I can include the pictures in that as well. :D

by ahnfire on May 4, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

cant even see the ears

and how do i make wiki ready

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

so picky

I’ll do some photo editing before I put it on the fanpost then. My photo-editing skills suck though, so everyone is forewarned.

I don’t know how to make a wiki – but you’re the one who first brought it up, so it’s your task.

by ahnfire on May 4, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

isn't BigC upper management?

he only suggests what to do, and the rest of us actually get it done? :P

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on May 4, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey

i did a video myself in a fanpost, and compiled the SCH Codex of Knowledge

but normally im just a muse

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

a muse

or amusing

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 4, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

a little of column A

a little of column B

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

he sets them up on the tee

and drives for a hole in one

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 4, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

"a muse"

that’s one way to put it, I guess…

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on May 4, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

You cant call me an asshole

CNS has that trademarked

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not calling you an asshole!

I know full well you and CNS use that as some crazy term of endearment around each other…

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on May 4, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

thpppppppppt!

sorry, i got nothin clever

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

i feel. like....

there are pics of me from that night? is this true?

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 4, 2010 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

My attorney advised

You are only authorized to release the one picture of me

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 5, 2010 12:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

oh I'm sorry

but all those pictures were taken in a public space and therefore any claims you might try to bring under privacy laws fail. :P

by ahnfire on May 5, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn you...

and going to law school… and knowing these things

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 5, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shit

I forgot about the whole definition of public place.

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 5, 2010 1:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

now you can't ever run for public office

isn’t that a relief?

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on May 5, 2010 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh

I’d run under a new party anyway. It’s “that asshole running against me is a fucking idiot” party. I don’t think I’m getting elected..,,

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 5, 2010 12:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

You would get my vote,

I was planning on running under the party of “yeah, I not only inhaled, I was so fucked up I drank the bong water.”

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on May 5, 2010 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't care who we play,

just give me 11 more wins.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on May 4, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

2010 PLAYOFFS: ROUND 2
Can D2K be the silencer of the Sedins?

by hawks61 on May 4, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

This may be interesting to ome viewers.

Here is some Douche who wants to get rid of What I think is one of Hockey’s better traditions. I do not know who this DoucheNozzle is that wrote THIS, or what makes him a bigger Douche his Story or the being a Caps fan?

What say you?

Me I am all for keeping it, and the UC has the best, it is the Original Version(though not the original from the Barn) and when it happens, no matter where you are, or what you are doing, you KNOW what just happened!

Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 4, 2010 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

He lost me after this
“The Washington Capitals, who get a lot more use out of their goal horn than most teams, also have a siren go off when they score a goal. And it is the least annoying goal horn in my personal opinion, because it’s often the capper to a mind boggling play by Alex Ovechkin which deserves highlighting.”

I think the Caps “goal siren” is the worst in hockey. If you’re not going to blow a horn, then do nothing. It’s even worse than the cheezy “DOOT DOOT” they play in San Jose after making the goal announcements over the PA.

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on May 4, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup,

But the sound of Gold to the Home Town crowd

Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 4, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess you could look at it that way

I always saw it as a way to get the crowd pumped and to celebrate. Honestly, some of the awful goal songs annoy me more than the horns. I’ll include Chelsea Dagger on that list because I could totally see how that would piss me off if I wasn’t a Hawks fan.

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on May 4, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

he actually has a point

My skin is crawling right now. No fun agreeing with DoucheNozzles. Chicago can keep theirs, obviously.

by aeroplane on May 4, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

First of all

if you didn’t read this back in 1992 when SI first published it, please set aside 15 minutes today and make a point to do so, but here’s the relevant (but certainly not most entertaining) passage:

As a special treat for opposing teams, the Blackhawks have installed a foghorn under the center-ice scoreboard, with trumpets pointing in four directions. Following Blackhawk goals, the horn blasts a sound like that of the Queen Mary bearing down on a dinghy. The report has more than once brought unsuspecting skaters to their knees. “When they put in the horn, in 1983, you’d see a lot of guys flinch,” says Foley. “I mean, it’s an oceangoing freaking horn from the Wirtzes’ yacht, The Blackhawk. One time we scored, and debris was coming out of the stands and 18,000 people were on this poor goalie, and then the horn went off—and the kid hid in the net.”

by Scott13 on May 5, 2010 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nice one Scott.

Is it just my POS computer at work or do others have a problem when opening links that don’t open in a new window? Clicking on a link, such as Scott created above where the link is not directed to a new window, seems to mark all previously unread posts as read when I return to this site.

by Badgerdano on May 5, 2010 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've had the same problem

but sometimes just copy and paste the link in the address bar at the top seems to work.

by Jrs23 on May 5, 2010 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Tabs are my friend

I always right-click on open in a new tab, regardless… it works for me.

by VerStig on May 5, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

You can usually also

click your scroll wheel on a link in order to open it in a new tab.

by Spotacus on May 5, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

ohsnap

The things I learn here…

Thanks a lot!

by VerStig on May 5, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

no, not just you

I do as VerStig does when opening links, and when I make links in a comment, I always click the little box underneath the link address that says “Open in New Window.” If people do that, you won’t lose your unread comments.

by Katherine215 on May 5, 2010 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's a good tip too

I’ll try to start doing that in the future…

by VerStig on May 5, 2010 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

IF they do that...

Thanks. Since I never know who clicks the little box and who doesn’t I’ll follow VerStig’s tip.

by Badgerdano on May 5, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I usually right click too

just to be sure. But hopefully, other people will have learned something new and make clicking the little box a habit. :)

by Katherine215 on May 5, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I never realized

how it works, thought it was my computer settings. But now I know. I’ve gotten used to right clicking and opening in new window.

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2010 Troll Collector
SCH's Resident Mom
The sun never sets on a badass

by Trixietrx on May 5, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Telander

I always enjoyed his stuff including his comments on the “Sports Writers” before there were 24/7 sports radio stations.

by Badgerdano on May 5, 2010 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

but now he just always seems to be writing on topics that don’t interest me, or in the few instances he does write about a good topic its just bland.

by Scott13 on May 5, 2010 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Telander has had some good reads however

I might be the only one but liked reading from that prick Jay Mariotti. I use to hate him but enjoyed his articles even though half the time i wanted to drive to the sun-times and beat him w/ the newspaper.

by Jrs23 on May 5, 2010 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

his comments on the "Sports Writers"

I remember listening to the “Sports Writers” and thinking there were only two relevant speakers, Telander and this one other guy. I thought everybody else were just a bunch of “old fuddy duddies”…

Now I think others are relevant and Telander has grown into that “old fuddy duddy” role…

by DaleHalas on May 5, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do agree, however...

that it’s lame for all these other cities to copy what started at the old Stadium. Hockey tradition? No, it’s a Blackhawks tradition!

by Badgerdano on May 5, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

is the Bottom Lounge

21 and over?

"I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country." Hale 1776

by SKeen on May 4, 2010 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah they card at the door

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damnit

"I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country." Hale 1776

by SKeen on May 4, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

big conversion needed here for the Sharks

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I put them on ebay

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT

So much for trying to make up the sleep I lost last night.

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on May 4, 2010 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

no shit...

woke up at 11am today, 15 minutes before a huge phone conference call. My voice was a complete wreck during the call.

by aeroplane on May 4, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I get up at 5:30am

between that and having to completely change my route to work due to the clusterfuck on the Stevenson, I was hurting today.

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by chevrier30 on May 4, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

some OT action in Detroit

I’m surprised there are so many of you still out here in SCHworld.

by aeroplane on May 4, 2010 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

is there somewhere else we should be?

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by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

we're open 24/7

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 4, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Should we have lives?

Or something?

Nah.

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on May 4, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's not too late yet, and it's also a weekday

plus, we’re all secretly hoping for the Wings to be down 3-0 in their series. Right?

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on May 4, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just hope they beat the horse shit out of eachother

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

but of course

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 4, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why do I want to smash

babcocks face with a shovel whenever I see it, hes not even a bad dude

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

reflex?

being associated with Scum & all…

by ahnfire on May 4, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

wheres that fuckin shovel...

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

only because my friend who is a Pens fan said the EXACT SAME THING. Not kidding at all. Shovel and all. I’m proud! :)

by Coz_Bulls_Fan on May 4, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would have preferred

a bertuzzi eating shark

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

even a shark

wants no part of that

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 4, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

or a shark eating bertuzzi

unless you meant bertuzzi-eating shark.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on May 4, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

second one

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

threw me off for a moment

thankfully, the opinion of Bertuzzi as an asshole is universal, so I figured you meant that.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on May 4, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

hes a fucking criminal

i hate that guy more than anyone in sports…except barry bonds

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I mentioned that to my mom

and how we know those people and she was just all “Oh, huh. I think I did hear about that back when they did it the first time.”

I have to admire the dedication to the cause.

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on May 4, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought Burrows

…did a great job of keeping Kane pretty quiet last night. Kind of scared me actually.

by kmcgann on May 4, 2010 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHAHA

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on May 4, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

Guess who got the assist?!

by VerStig on May 4, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Invisible Man?

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by chevrier30 on May 4, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn Thorton for the win

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 4, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

When did start playing in the Playoffs?

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 4, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right?

Last night’s goal was just his 14th in 85 career playoff games!! Yuck!! No Show Joe indeed!! Even though I am enjoying watching Scum lose, I wouldn’t mind if they took this series to 6 or 7, then lose!! I don’t like the Sharks sweeping and getting to rest for the next series, assuming we get there…..

Hi Ogie. Buy you a soda after the game?

by VerJesus32 on May 5, 2010 8:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

assuming we get there

Don’t assume! When you do, you make an ass out of you and me! And I don’t need any help. Plus, where’s you faith man, stop with those negitive waves so earling in the morning!

Soldier, how did you get so close to me? Sniper approached the instructor by being a sneaky bastard, Sergeant Major!

by thepuckstopshere31 on May 5, 2010 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Still have a ways to go before that happens

(should the hockey gods deem us fit to carry on)

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on May 5, 2010 9:34 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sorry

but I have have be cursed as a life long Cubs fan so I automatically expect the worst!! I don’t mean to, it’s in my blood…..

Let me try it this way,

I don’t want to Sharks sitting around waiting getting rest, before they get their asses handed to them by the Hawks!!

Wow that felt good!

Hi Ogie. Buy you a soda after the game?

by VerJesus32 on May 5, 2010 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

seems worse to me

let’s keep to Hawks Nucks, just to be safe.

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by cliffkoroll on May 5, 2010 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Never Count out SCUM

They will take the opportunity to Skull Fuck you if given!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 4, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

everyone listen for the pin drop at the Joe

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by BigCSouthside on May 4, 2010 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

ZOMG

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on May 4, 2010 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

It’s not the end yet, but you’d have to think especially after blowing a two goal lead in the third, this is like a kick to the gut to the Scum.

AND I LOVE IT

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on May 4, 2010 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

So...

Who’s preparing the eulogy for the Red Wings?

2010 PLAYOFFS: ROUND 2
Can D2K be the silencer of the Sedins?

by hawks61 on May 4, 2010 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

That’s impossible at this point. They only blow 3-0 series leads (1942 anybody?) not comeback from them.

2010 PLAYOFFS: ROUND 2
Can D2K be the silencer of the Sedins?

by hawks61 on May 4, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Habs did beat the Caps

I’m just saying, anything’s possible…

by Katherine215 on May 4, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

The only safe series lead is 4-who cares!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 4, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was 3-1 not 3-0.
They’re not coming back from this.
It’s over.
Prepare the eulogy.

2010 PLAYOFFS: ROUND 2
Can D2K be the silencer of the Sedins?

by hawks61 on May 4, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know what the record was

I’m just saying that anything can happen. Who besides meeshak honestly thought the Caps would lose to the Habs?

by Katherine215 on May 4, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

didn't hawks61

make the case for Montreal?

by aeroplane on May 4, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did.
They have an uncanny knack for pulling horeshoes out of their collective asses in the first round. Unfortunately for them, they usually get bounced quickly in the 2nd round and after tonight’s loss that looks like it’s about to happen again.

2010 PLAYOFFS: ROUND 2
Can D2K be the silencer of the Sedins?

by hawks61 on May 4, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's what I thought

i remember your post, going through some key match-ups in round one. Well done, btw.

by aeroplane on May 4, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even a blind squirrel can find the odd nut now and again.

2010 PLAYOFFS: ROUND 2
Can D2K be the silencer of the Sedins?

by hawks61 on May 4, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

in addition to meeshak?

I don’t know. My point was more that interesting things can happen in the playoffs. And hey, SJ isn’t exactly known for its playoff prowess. oh, you agree on that part, i see below.

by Katherine215 on May 4, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

are people still waiting for the Sharks to choke?

Curious how people think of them now.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on May 4, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

not waiting for them to choke

but I don’t believe any team in the playoffs are going to just lay down & die.

by ahnfire on May 4, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know

They got out of the first round, is it really still choking if they lose now? Or is anything less than the WCF a choke?

by Katherine215 on May 4, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now it is, but it ain’t happening. The Sharks are simply outplaying the Wings by too much of a margain for the Wings to comeback. That and Howard’s substandard play – the Wings look dead.

2010 PLAYOFFS: ROUND 2
Can D2K be the silencer of the Sedins?

by hawks61 on May 4, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah

I feel like getting past the first round exorcised a demon from the Sharks. Just curious what others think.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on May 4, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

every team

in the West is LSC worthy. But losing 4 straight after being up 3-0 would fall under my definition of “choking”

by aeroplane on May 4, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

SJ could very

well just buckle up and stink it up, although that’s unlikely.

my only concern is the Cannucks and Hawks beating the fuck out of each other and then going into a well rested SJ team in noCal.

by aeroplane on May 4, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

You beat me to it.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on May 5, 2010 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

There's a Heatley joke here

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on May 5, 2010 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY????

have you lost your mind to say such things????

by puppetmasterp on May 4, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't mean to jinx anything

but shit, I hope this story’s going to go where I’m thinking it could go…

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on May 4, 2010 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

dammit, Jesse Rogers

go outside, turn around three times and spit.

So many jinxes.

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on May 4, 2010 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

This from TSN

Canucks are going to come out in Game 3 with more of a physical edge even if that means taking more penalties. If the PP can click early there does lie a chance that the ’Hawks could steal one in the Canada Hockey Place Dysfunctional and Bankrupt Automotive Company Place

2010 PLAYOFFS: ROUND 2
Can D2K be the silencer of the Sedins?

by hawks61 on May 4, 2010 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Good thing BigC put those clown shoes up on eBay

I hope the ’Nucks have some of that Round 1 PK left

by VerStig on May 4, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Those looking for hockey early Saturday morning the IIHF World Championships start. Canada starts against Italy (???) at 10:00 am, don’t know who the U.S. starts against.

2010 PLAYOFFS: ROUND 2
Can D2K be the silencer of the Sedins?

by hawks61 on May 4, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

How much of Johnny's crap Corsi

was because he was playing with Brouwer for a bit, who I almost thought was shaving points yesterday?

Also it was nice to see the Scum lose…can’t blame the refs there, Wingnuts. Your ancient team were the ones who blew a two-goal lead in the third all on their own…

"Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them." Obi-Wan Kenobi, the first sabermetrician...

by Curtain Jerker on May 4, 2010 11:11 PM CDT reply actions  

And their own defenseman set up

the Sharks breakout for the OT winner with a shot that he apparently launched with a 4-iron it seemed.

Christ that was a great highlight!

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"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on May 5, 2010 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Looks like it

According to this excellent Copper & Blue post (I wonder if they have a script to generate this), you can see that he was -1 on “scoring chances” playing with Brouwer, and a +1 on them otherwise (of which -1 is from the 5-on-3).

(Oops, just realized — I was going to use this to talk about Corsi, but after realizing that their “scoring chances” are not the same as those used for Corsi, I guess I would have to go calculate Mutual Corsi to figure this out.)

by VerStig on May 5, 2010 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Brouwer.

I mean wtf happened to this guy? Watched re-run of game 2 and looked for each of brouwers shifts and holy shit did he look fucking lost. If thats the way he’s going to play then he simply cannot play.
Maybe being in his home town will get him up for the game and I hope it does because when he was good this regular season he was a monster. I mean, at least kim johnnson has died and we all know that. Brouwer appears to be alive at times, just all the sudden god awful at hockey.

"...can i have a glass of whiskey and a slice of bread?"

by west_fulton on May 5, 2010 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Brouwer proved this season

that he’s a stud, and a battler, he’ll get it back.

by Scott13 on May 5, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

but he won't tonight

I heard he’s sitting on the radio

by Jrs23 on May 5, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ouch

I sat on a radio once. Ass hurt for a week.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on May 5, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

what you said ^ right up there ^ that made me giggle

by K_Dog on May 5, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dunno if this has been brought up on SCH before...

but I think Seabs has a striking resemblance to a young Dolph Lundgren. I know McClure brought up the Mike Patton resemblance in the last post, but I feel the Lundgren one opens up more opportunities.

And in “honor” of Biscuit’s great game, I propose that some of the more proficient photo-shoppers amongst us….have at it.

…or not…I’m just not very good at photo-shopping pics and I really wanna see some Lundgren/Seabrook pics.

R.I.P. Kim Johnsson (03/16/1976 - 03/14/2010)

by gobobbles on May 4, 2010 11:29 PM CDT reply actions  

I don’t know about the Lundgren/Seabrook similarity, because I forget what Lundgren looks like. So, I’d be interested in seeing some comparisons.

BUT, I thought the Seabrook/Eddie Munster similarity (shown in CNS’s fanpost) was hilarious.

CNS, did you come up with that similarity yourself or did you get the idea somewhere else?

by K_Dog on May 5, 2010 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

It was on a Chicago Now blog months ago

Possibly No Spain, No Gain? I think they were doing celebrity look a likes, Sharpy got Christian Bale, Seabs got Eddie Munster.

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on May 5, 2010 9:37 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

ah, okay. I kinda figured CNS didn’t come up with it, since he is not very creative.

I kid, I kid !

by K_Dog on May 5, 2010 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure you all have seen this but....

Versteeg

Nice try in short order, but “Madison’s House”? What the Fuck is that?

The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect.

by Overserved on May 4, 2010 11:36 PM CDT reply actions  

looks like person who made the video doesn’t know the UC…and there are no monkeys to proofread the videos before release.

by Coz_Bulls_Fan on May 5, 2010 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought the same thing...

The knucklehead thinks we’re fans of the 4th president and doesn’t realize the stadium is on Madison St.

by Badgerdano on May 5, 2010 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes they are

And should be read by every American, and I’ve Bern to Madison’s House…no hockey rink

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 5, 2010 10:32 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

The tin foil hat brigade

Contending that the GWG by Marleau shouldn’t have counted because the Sharks had 7 men on the ice. Isn’t there a certain amount of leeway given on a line change, like 5 feet or something?

by HungryHungryPanda on May 5, 2010 8:46 AM CDT reply actions  

Chi is our rules fact checker

When the refs review a goal, they ate actually calling Chi

Hossa's Attorney says:
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by BigCSouthside on May 5, 2010 8:52 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Shh, don't let the Wings fans find out!

THE CONSPIRACY DOES NOT EXIST.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on May 5, 2010 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup

From Rule 74 – Too Many Men on the Ice:

74.1 Too Many Men on the Ice – Players and goalkeepers may be changed at any time during the play from the players’ bench provided that the player or players leaving the ice shall be within five feet (5’) of his players’ bench and out of the play before the change is made.

You could argue that the second guy from the left at the top (out of the two guys leaving the ice) is more than 5 feet from the bench, but, meh.

by VerStig on May 5, 2010 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's what I thought

He’s definitely more than five feet away, but it’s not like his substitution had ANY bearing on the goal whatsoever.

by HungryHungryPanda on May 5, 2010 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

the faceoff dot is 20 feet in from the boards - so it is a technical violation of teh 5 foot rule

but that is definitely once of those rules that is not enforced anywhere near as it is written – except maybe if the play is right there in front of the bench.

If the Wings ever had this called against them, all the whinners heads would asplode.

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on May 5, 2010 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just wanted to add

Say this is a marginally illegal line change. Is there any other fanbase in the league that would be as up in arms as SCUM fans? I see three things that went horribly wrong on this goal:

-Ericsson goes for a skate deep in SJ’s zone for reasons known only to him
-Rafalski decides to play hopscotch on that 2 on 1
-Howard comes WAY too far out of his crease to challenge Thornton

But no, they need to find a way to blame the refs. FUCK SCUM.

by HungryHungryPanda on May 5, 2010 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

and a fourth

The color guy was saying whoever shot the puck at the other end has to hit the net in that situation — I think that the puck bouncing back out of the zone is what led to that odd man rush off the change.

by VerStig on May 5, 2010 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, especially with those boards at the Joe

I might have been too rough on Ericsson, as he was actually the first man in on the rush for Detroit. It was actually Abdelkader and Filpulla that let Marleau blow past them. I suppose it doesn’t matter, it was a total team fail. Oh, I mean REF FAIL.

by HungryHungryPanda on May 5, 2010 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Question

Do we have to stop ripping Joe Thorton now?

by SergeiKrivokrasov25 on May 5, 2010 9:45 AM CDT reply actions  

This could be an anomaly

He could start regressing to the mean any day now.

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on May 5, 2010 9:56 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I still hate him

However I starting to dig the big pavelsteeg

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 5, 2010 10:25 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Speaking only for myself and Lou Holtz...

…any potential opponent is potentially the greatest challenge faced by any team ever.

Alternatively, for the next week or so, I may ask: Joe who?

I don’t know. It’s like trying to avoid competing jinxes.

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by cliffkoroll on May 5, 2010 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

14 goals in 85 playoff games? Rip away my friend!!!

Hi Ogie. Buy you a soda after the game?

by VerJesus32 on May 5, 2010 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

take a look at his assists

no really, I can’t here at work but Jumbo Joes isn’t really known for his goal scoring but rather his setting up goals, Look at his splits for the regulare season this year and you;ll get what i’m saying.

That being said he has been a choke artist the past few years in the Playoffs

September 26, 2007 The day a Franchise was reborn.

by Roos-34 on May 5, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

absolutely not

he showed up for one game. one. pavelski is still carrying this team. they wouldn’t be out of the first round w/o pavelski’s line and games one and two would be very different.

here’s thorton’s breakdown:

col game 1 – 0G 0A
col game 2 – 0G 2A
col game 3 – 0G 0A
col game 4 – 0G 0A
col game 5 – 0G 0A
col game 6 – 0G 1A
det game 1 – 0G 1A
det game 2 – 1G 1A
det game 3 – 1G 1A

all this “the demons are excised, the monkey’s off their backs” stuff is a bit early. it would be so very sharks to blow a 3 game lead.

by modnar on May 5, 2010 10:01 AM CDT reply actions  

I really wish you would shut up about Burrows. Keep reminding him, and he’ll burn us.

by wlittle on May 5, 2010 10:26 AM CDT reply actions  

Happy Birthday ahnfire!

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by Trixietrx on May 5, 2010 10:27 AM CDT reply actions  

Happy b day

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 5, 2010 10:42 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Happy Birthday!

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on May 5, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday!

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 5, 2010 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Happy

Birthday.

To you.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on May 5, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

oops, i didnt read this early enough

and posted the same message in the other thread. Oh well.

by puppetmasterp on May 5, 2010 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bottom Lounge

My cousin is flying in on Friday after his first year in college. Any idea of the carding requirements?

by herecomethehawks77 on May 5, 2010 10:31 AM CDT reply actions  

get there early...

once door-guy sits down then you’re screwed. He seems to set up post around 5-6pm then it’s id’s at the door. before that you can walk right in and lurk until pitchers are bought. this has worked before.

"...can i have a glass of whiskey and a slice of bread?"

by west_fulton on May 5, 2010 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

21

Once you are in they don’t re card when you order

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 5, 2010 10:36 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I wonder how many young'uns come to these

If it’s a big party maybe one could ask if they could institute a wristband policy or something.

by VerStig on May 5, 2010 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks

We’ll figure out something.

by herecomethehawks77 on May 5, 2010 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

i dont like wrist bands personally

what i dont like even more though is the douche’s that think its awesome to wear your wristbands from the weekend previous throughout the next week so everyone knows that they were DRINKING @ A BAR!!!! noone cares. play in traffic. college!

"...can i have a glass of whiskey and a slice of bread?"

by west_fulton on May 5, 2010 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

People (yes, even college kids) do that!?

If that’s not the calling card for a douchebag…I don’t know what is.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on May 5, 2010 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

That

A tat of Chinese lettering
a hat/visor tilted 20 degrees off center
popped collar
untied designer gym shoes
plaid shorts/pants
an obsession with hair styling products
livrstrong bracelet

I actually wrote an expose on this subject on my blog (which I have not written on in a while)

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 5, 2010 11:59 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Heh, I found the post

Well done. Very true, but unfortunately I don’t see this going away any time soon. sigh…

by VerStig on May 5, 2010 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was in the middle

Of a long rant about Che Guevara shirts when hockey season started up, maybe I’ll have mote time to write when I’m in Ohio, it’s fun but hardly anyone reads it

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 5, 2010 12:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Getting readership is tough

I’ve never had the discipline to post regularly enough on a blog to get any sort of following… I guess in such situations joining a community like this to air your grievances (or otherwise force-feed people your opinions) is just way easier.

by VerStig on May 5, 2010 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

plus mom...

is not good at keeping secrets, especially after u give her a few drinks/shots,

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 5, 2010 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey

I had you fooled!

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by Trixietrx on May 5, 2010 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

true...

and touche

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 5, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

So even drunk

I can keep secrets!

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The sun never sets on a badass

by Trixietrx on May 5, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

They usually use wristbands as entrance to shows

and put big sharpie Xs on the u21 crowd. I’ve seen them wander into the crowd and check the hands of people with drinks between sets.

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on May 5, 2010 11:03 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I was at a gig on Monday

where they put the X on the hands of people who were allowed to drink. It was like being in Bizarro-world.

by Germware on May 5, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

X's?

Or crudely drawn penises/moustaches?

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on May 5, 2010 12:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

It was the transfer

My friends were more of the still conscious sharpie drawers. It was an art form.

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on May 5, 2010 1:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

did you then start hanging out with illiterates?

or just stop the binge drinking?

Oh, wait, I saw you at BL Saturday, I know you didn’t quit the binge drinking.

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on May 5, 2010 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want to print this comment, frame it

and hang it on shinkicker’s wall.

it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm

by boldmatter on May 5, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you have that rule, too?

Over here we have the rule that if you pass out/go to sleep with your shoes on, you’re fair game to have a knob drawn on your face; if you take your shoes off, you’re off-limits (though I have heard tales of people waiting until some poor soul passes out and then putting their shoes back on…).

by Germware on May 5, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've heard that rule, it's about intent!

But I just shoved her onto the couch and crawled into bed. The shenanigans ortion of the evening had passed.

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on May 5, 2010 1:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I maintain that I was a CHAMPION that night

also I misread this comment as “boobs” the first time and was going to be like, “they’re not detachable, sweetheart”. Glad I reread that.

it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm

by boldmatter on May 5, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

false...

u were not the champion that night… i believe either me, shin, Big C. or anybody who didn’t pass out with her boots on, or at the bar is the champion. lol

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 5, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're my personal champion

for grabbing my bag

it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm

by boldmatter on May 5, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

which...

i’m still not sure how i had the mental ability to pick it up after the amount we drank that night

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 5, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably helped that it was a blackhawks bag

But good job

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on May 5, 2010 1:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

see..

every once in a while i can be productive and do something good… just don’t expect this to happen to often. especially if i’ve had that much to drink

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 5, 2010 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

so does this mean...

since its cinco de mayo… and we all know how well the morning after was after sat. i say we all go back out for the hawks game/cinco de mayo. this can’t end badly at all right? lol

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 5, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

could it end any other way?

they say insanity is doingthe same thing over and over but always expecting a different result.

of course, they also say hockey cultists are crazy, so I suppose it is only fitting behavior for us

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on May 5, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

well...

ur under the assumption that when what happen sat. is a bad result. i think thats a win. so its not me expecting something different, since i enjoy the result. lol

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 5, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

the game certainly ended badly

but if the other fun was worth the hangovers, that would be something positive

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on May 5, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

He carried mine too

when we went outside. He was so cute!

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2010 Troll Collector
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The sun never sets on a badass

by Trixietrx on May 5, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats cuz...

u had 2 drinks in ur hand. and hubby was angry and we were staying outside so i figured u wouldn’t want it sitting at the table with nobody there

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 5, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Retractable would be best

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on May 5, 2010 1:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

passed out with JUST your boots on?

the party got a little wilder after I left (I hope you were gone from BL by then – I’d hate them to lose their liquor license)

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on May 5, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was no "X"

You had Eager autograph your face.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on May 5, 2010 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Want a good laugh?

Look at these crybaby Scum fans!

http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/messages/thread/21547724?tag=pageRow;pageContainer

Here’s my nominee for douchebag of the year:

“Just give the Sharks the Cup now. There were at least four shots that almost went in for the Wings. That game should have been 8-2 AT MOST!

I counted at least 14 NO-CALLS againt San Jose. Wings hit the post at least 6 times. 4 of the Sharks goals went off skakes.

I don’t care what the series is. Wings are the better team. I’m wearing my turtleneck, gold wing necklace and McCarty jersey right now cause I’m a champion"

HAHAHAHAHAH

Hi Ogie. Buy you a soda after the game?

by VerJesus32 on May 5, 2010 1:19 PM CDT reply actions  

that's beautiful

it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm

by boldmatter on May 5, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Post is our MVP

Of course it’s against the Wings

Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on May 5, 2010 1:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

If there were only 14 no-calls, then the game was entirely over ref'd

and the Wingnuts would be screaming about them not letting anything slide.

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on May 5, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

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