Shout Me In The Streets And Parks, Scrape Your Voices On The Stars
by McClure on Jun 11, 2010 1:19 PM CDT
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So the parade and rally featured Mayor Daley predictably mispronouncing names, Kris Versteeg bustin' ill flowz, Duncan Keith looking like Lemmy Kilmister of Motörhead, Dustin Byfuglien giving away wrestling belts, plenty of bad cabbie jokes....and about two million people. The sweaty, drunk, delirious masses gathered down in the loop today to be presented the greatest trophy in sports, courtesy of your Men of Four Feathers. I never thought I'd see the day, but I'm fucking glad I now have.
And I spoke too soon in the previous post, I was able to get down to the parade, as Sam, my sister, and The Professor staked out a spot in a parking garage on Washington. Here's the footage. Apologies for turning the camera away from the Cup as I was banging on the plexiglass. Note Sopel with the can of cheap beer. Busch Light? Bud Light? Miller Light? Keystone Light? You can take the boy out of Canada.....
Anyway, Sam and Kills are at the Bottom Lounge now, and I'll be there as soon as I get out of work, and you should too.
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"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 11, 2010 1:24 PM CDT reply actions
Kim Johnnson, anyone?
I posted this on the previous thread…any news on the whereabouts of Kim Johnsson, because now I’m starting to believe he IS dead. No mention of him during the rally. Even the rostered players who were at Rockford were onstage. But no Johnsson? Hmmm…methinks that maybe there was something to the rumors about being a bad teammate?
Also, TrixieTrix pointed out that there was no mention of Dale Tallon, which I also found unfortunate.
Great day at the parade though, but what a goddamn zoo that was!
"It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man." - Jeremy Roenick
by The Fearless Freep on Jun 11, 2010 1:24 PM CDT reply actions
And as I said in the previous thread, and numerous times before
Highly, highly unlikely. Every team has this sorta thing swirl around- the Flyers did earlier in the year.
He’s had a history of concussions, this one might have been bad.
Chicago Blackhawks - 2010 Stanley Cup Champions
Things have changed forever, we're the Ramblin' Boys of Pleasure
Yeah but no mention of him at the rally?
I never believed the rumor, but wondering why he was excluded from even being mentioned.
"It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man." - Jeremy Roenick
by The Fearless Freep on Jun 11, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I dont know
I think he might be on his way to retirement after get his bell rung again
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 11, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Exactly
I didn’t believe the rumors, and could totally understand someone with medical issues not being out in that heat with all that noise, etc., but to not even mention his name was a little odd I thought.
At least I saw on the Blackhawks site that Madden had a shout out to Tallon for bringing him here. It would have been classy to at least mention the team that he was instrumental in forming.
The sun never sets on a badass
I think Dale Tallon should have been mentioned
Kim Johnsson, a rental guy that was here for 3 games? Meh.
The minor leaguers figure to be the bottom line (or 2) and 6th D next year – and were traveling with the team for the last couple of weeks.
Confusion will be my epitaph.
Agreed
I was very disappointed that Tallon got no mention. He is the true architect of this team and, ironically will be the reason some of it has to be dismantled. However, it is a win now and don’t worry about next year era in sports and he got it done. Kudos to Dale Tallon.
Kim Johnsson…irrelevant.
True fans know what he did for this team...
Thanks Dale! This Cup’s for you!
"Lord Stanley's new address is Sweet Home Chicago!"
by DetroitSucks! on Jun 11, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
see the fanshot I just posted
he’s getting a ring, and McD gives him a whole lot of credit for building this Championship team.
dunno how long this'll stay on Wikipedia
but check out Kim Johnsson’s page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Johnsson
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 11, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
His day with the Stanley Cup
will just be it sitting on his gravesite.
"Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them." Obi-Wan Kenobi, the first sabermetrician...
"He has a gift. And his gift is Mario Kart." Troy Brouwer talking about Niklas Hjalmarsson, the day before the Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup.
by Curtain Jerker on Jun 12, 2010 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
And even last night at the bars
Madden seemed to be the guy especially making sure everyone got to touch it.
(too bad his wife doesn’t agree with his generosity)
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 11, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe she discussed his generosity
with Kim Johnnson.
Hey Freep!
Thanks for coming and finding us in the mob! Sorry you couldn’t join us for a beer afterwards, we’ll have to make time for one of those soon….
by puppetmasterp on Jun 12, 2010 1:23 AM CDT up reply actions
watching Lou and Ozzies pressers
man, Chicago baseball is depressing
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
yeah after the year we just had
I don’t even want to think about baseball, with the offseason though thats depressing enough with no hockey (reg season) till oct
2009-2010 Stanley Cup Champions
Chicago Blackhawks
I probably won’t care about baseball until next June.
Italian beefs >> Cheesesteak
Regardless of the Series outcome, Chicago dominates on the important points.
well, I think he'd prefer to hope
that he will care about baseball next June, instead of having to write the Cubs season off already.
Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
it goes beyond the Cubs sucking
i don’t have the stamina to care yet
Italian beefs >> Cheesesteak
Regardless of the Series outcome, Chicago dominates on the important points.
Same here
My emotions need a break. I seriously have very little interest in baseball this year.
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 14, 2010 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions
A generally well behaved group (I think Katherine's car is still wheels down, for example)
but there were a lot of really drunk, really obnoxious, clearly underage, belligerant kids lurking about.
Confusion will be my epitaph.
I heard boo's
everytime some people tried starting “lets go blackhawks”. Still makes me cringe
2009-2010 Stanley Cup Champions
Chicago Blackhawks
you should have whooped on them
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 11, 2010 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
No one tips cars after the finals
that’s more of a 2nd round thing.
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 11, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
in Montreal
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 11, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
sorry
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 11, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
“No one tips cars after finals
that’s more a 2nd round Montreal thing”
Fixed!
by spokeinthebandwagon on Jun 11, 2010 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't really see any drunkards - but I was at Wacker/Washington
pretty much a families/office workers sneaking out crowd there.
Picture bloodbaths and elevator shafts
Like these murderous rhymes tight from genuine craft
I didn't say I knew it
But I had a pretty good view of a lot of the crowd from my office window, and from going outside a bit
Confusion will be my epitaph.
I had to physically box out three teenage/20 year-old girls to keep my spot on the barrier
they all hated me, and kept complaining within ear shot about how they needed to say something about me taking up too much space (instead of letting myself get crushed so they could get closer), but admitted they didn’t have the guts to say say something.
But I hip checked better, used my shoulders and elbows better, threw my weight around. I was my “Big Buff” moment of the month.
by puppetmasterp on Jun 12, 2010 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions
has everyone seen this?
look over dude in sportscoat shoulder…
...anarchy burger, hold the government!
by EdisonParkVinnie on Jun 11, 2010 1:53 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
nice catch.
"It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man." - Jeremy Roenick
by The Fearless Freep on Jun 11, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
saw it on PD
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 11, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
i wasnt sure if it was out there...
…but its pretty frickin funny.
...anarchy burger, hold the government!
by EdisonParkVinnie on Jun 11, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
yep
and after burwood called him an idiot
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 11, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Broad Street Hockey is up in arms about it
http://www.broadstreethockey.com/2010/6/11/1512807/you-think-the-hawks-hate-chris
Seems pretty harmless to me.
NO
THIS MEANS WAR
Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
I love Patrick Kane, that ugly son of a biscuit.
"It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man"~JR
by jesus christos on Jun 11, 2010 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
its blog war 2!
Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
I love Patrick Kane, that ugly son of a biscuit.
"It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man"~JR
by jesus christos on Jun 11, 2010 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Wars over man
Kaner dropped the big one
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 11, 2010 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
That's because BSH turned into a borderline tabloid over the course of the series
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. I think Travis is a great hockey writer. In fact, his article on SB Nation about what it feels like to watch your team lose the Cup live and in-person was one of the better reads of the season for me.
Unfortunately, he and the rest of BSH got so caught up in trying to be TMZ-Hockey that their blog has become hard to read.
"I have only space enough to add: against the assault of desperate pandas nothing can stand."
-ChicoMaki (channeling Mark Twain)
by HungryHungryPanda on Jun 12, 2010 7:09 AM CDT up reply actions
trying to be TMZ-Hockey
+1
TMZ-Hockey is the perfect way to describe it. Damn, I wish I could be eloquent like that.
And I agree with you about the Travis’ article on “losing the Cup live and in person.” Thought so much of it that I almost posted over there. Couldn’t figure out how to start that comment, though, without causing a flame war. All I could come up with was “Hey Travis, I think you and that Geoff guy are a couple of assholes but that was a really well written post…” :)
Barry Melrose...
Did Barry really predict that the Hawks would face the Flyers in the Cup Final – at the beginning of the year?
by Hawks fan in SC on Jun 11, 2010 1:56 PM CDT reply actions
Even a blind squirrel...
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner, calling a Gary Carter double
even Sam Fels...
Second City Hockey
June 9, 2010
by Matthew Dirt on Jun 11, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Even a ginger...
Italian beefs >> Cheesesteak
Regardless of the Series outcome, Chicago dominates on the important points.
I am pretty sure
he did. He was very proud of that and mentioned it often.
"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." -- Alvin Dark
What happens
to the banners that were on the light posts on the parade route? Are they sold or auctioned off?
"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." -- Alvin Dark
you may see them around the UC methinks
the 05 Sox banner ended up on the outside of The Cell
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 11, 2010 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Interesting thing about that
Some drunk took it upon himself to climb the light posts and tear two of them down for himself. Unfortunately, I don’t think they’ll let him hang them up on the wall of his jail cell.
"I have only space enough to add: against the assault of desperate pandas nothing can stand."
-ChicoMaki (channeling Mark Twain)
by HungryHungryPanda on Jun 12, 2010 7:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Cute Hjalphabet quote of the day
[in response to a question about what he’s going to do with his day with the Cup] “My town in Sweden has 90 people. They watch tonight’s game at 2 in the morning, then go milk cows at 5. They are more tired than I am. Wait until I bring this Cup there. They will not be tired.”
by spokeinthebandwagon on Jun 11, 2010 2:18 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Hjammer rocks
"Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them." Obi-Wan Kenobi, the first sabermetrician...
"He has a gift. And his gift is Mario Kart." Troy Brouwer talking about Niklas Hjalmarsson, the day before the Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup.
by Curtain Jerker on Jun 11, 2010 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I LOVE that kid.
And 90 people?! Is that even a town?
by Katherine215 on Jun 11, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Reposting my request
If anyone has full video of the players at the podium, I had to go back to work as Edzo was introducing the assistant staff. Yes I saw the two short vids on Puck Daddy but I’d like to see the rest.
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Jun 11, 2010 2:24 PM CDT reply actions
They are going to replay the whole thing at 7 on comcast tonight
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
Sometimes living in NY BLOWS
OK, a lot of the time
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Jun 11, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Awesome.
Cos where I was standing, I couldn’t hear ANYTHING. I could see the giant screen pretty well, though.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 11, 2010 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I think they have the full thing on abc.com as well
Think being the key word.
I will live in Montana.
And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck… maybe even a “recreational vehicle.” And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?
"You didn't think you were just gonna tilt nipple to a bunch of no rank fuzz butts did you?
by thepuckstopshere31 on Jun 15, 2010 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
You arrogant ass!
You’ve killed us!
Italian beefs >> Cheesesteak
Regardless of the Series outcome, Chicago dominates on the important points.
I'm amazed
how many fans of that movie there are here. Somebody even has a Russian Lithuanian Sean Connery as their avatar!
who is NOT a fan of that movie
i’ve never met one, unless they’ve simply not seen it. and even then, there’s little excuse for that.
by puppetmasterp on Jun 16, 2010 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions
We're going to kill a friend, Yvgeni.
We’re going to kill Ramius.
"You didn't think you were just gonna tilt nipple to a bunch of no rank fuzz butts did you?
by thepuckstopshere31 on Jun 16, 2010 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions
I scraped the videos from the Hawks site
Email me if you want copies.
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 14, 2010 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Just got home
and I am DED. Got a lot a pictures – I can put some up in a fanpost if there’s interest. Need to eat and take a nap – I have a wedding to attend this evening. Argh.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
THERE IS INTEREST.
Especially in pictures. Help out us Hawks fans living in exile away from Chi-town?
by spokeinthebandwagon on Jun 11, 2010 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
For Now
Here’s the link to the set on my Flickr page. I can do an actual fanpost tomorrow.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
these are great
thanks so much for sharing
by WhatWouldBurishDo on Jun 11, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions
The flickr is awesome.
They’re calling 2 million people for the parade-route crowd. Does that jive with your experience?
by spokeinthebandwagon on Jun 11, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounds about right
1.3 million of them either pushed me, sweated on me, blocked my view or generally pissed me off for some reason or another.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
Judging by your pictures
I may have been one of those 1.3 million.
Who Knows
I understand it was crowded beyond belief and any of those things were going to happen. Some people were complete dicks though. That and the asshats behind us that wouldn’t stop the Cubs vs. Sox bullshit. People, PLEASE!
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
Also, Keith'n'Seabs!
I love them when they’re clean-shaven. The best thing about the Cup win might be that we get to see our boys happy, and with decently shorn faces again!
by spokeinthebandwagon on Jun 11, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
More pics.
Not as nice as chevrie30’s (I need to invest in a zoom lens), but I took these from ten or fifteen feet east of Fannie May on Wacker. Turned out to be a good spot since the Kane/Byfuglien party bus stopped right in front of us.
I was there too but next to the fence.
That’s how I got to touch the cup when Kaner was carrying by us, high five Tazer, and get a smile, nod, and a wave from Burish for my shout of “Go Badgers”! It was a truly amazing day!
It was nice meeting you
at the Bottom Lounge!
by Katherine215 on Jun 11, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks and same to you!
Enjoyed meeting everyone I met there today. What a great crowd and what a great day. Oh, and good beer too! I was shocked at how much you drink though. ;-)
Quadruple Ditto
Sorry I kept eclipsing you. LOL What a great day. I was up half the night because of Walk-thon thing at the high school but I don’t think I would have slept much anyway.
great meeting you, bro!
thanks for the shot, sorry me and shinkicker kept swearing.
it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm
we were actually talking about that post
while me and shin couldn’t stop swearing.
it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm
Great meeting you two too. To to?
You didn’t fucking swear did you? Damn it, I’m completely intolerant of that kind of fucking language.
See,
my virgin ears might be offended by the SCH meet-up language. That is my new excuse as to why I haven’t gone to one yet… It has nothing to do with me living 3.5 hours south, in a fucking waffle shaped town of 750 people. (and yes, that probably is including cats and dogs.)
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
Fan of the 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Blackhawks!
by burpchelischili on Jun 12, 2010 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I will be in Rockford
next week, and I will be coming up to southwest burbs the second Tuesday of every month from now on. I love my new job!
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
Fan of the 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Blackhawks!
by burpchelischili on Jun 12, 2010 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
ooh congrats on the job!
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 12, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks!
st. louis on the first Tuesday of the month, southwest burbs on the second, Rockford on the third, and the last Wednesday of the month I go to Quincy.
/The wheels on the truck go round and round…
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
Fan of the 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Blackhawks!
by burpchelischili on Jun 12, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
damn that's a lot of traveling
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 12, 2010 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
hehe
That’s only about half of my routes, but Tuesday routes are over-night. Especially the Rockford route, I go from Decatur, to Ottawa, Oregon, and then to Rockford, spend the night in Freeport, then go to Lanark, Miledgeville, Sterling, and down to Moline, spend the night again, and go to Galesburg, Chillicothe, Peoria, aaaand back to Decatur.
Too bad the company doesn’t pay for mileage. I am learning where every Caseys gas station in Illinois is though… I love the breakfast pizza they make!
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
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by burpchelischili on Jun 12, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow. That's seriously everywhere.
hehe, good luck with finding more caseys. :P
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 12, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
mmmm
breakfast pizza….
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
Fan of the 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Blackhawks!
by burpchelischili on Jun 12, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Have you tried the Breakfast Pizza?
Simply Heavenly…
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
Fan of the 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Blackhawks!
by burpchelischili on Jun 13, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Next Time
My gf’’s from Iowa and every time we visit her family we always have to bring a box home. Along with a stop for breakfast at Perkin’s and a bag of Dill Pickle Chips, those are her musts when we’re out that way.
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
I prefer
the bacon breakfast pizza, and my wife loves the sausage one. If you are going to buy just a slice, I recommend getting the one that looks overcooked, the browned cheese on top is best in both of our homeristic opinions. lol
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
Fan of the 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Blackhawks!
by burpchelischili on Jun 13, 2010 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Let me know if you need any recommendations for Rockford
Also, try to make sure you are staying on the East Side. The West Side of Rockford is very rough
I planned
on staying in Freeport instead of Rockford. I looked at the hotel prices in Rockford, and could see a definite drop off in quality on the West side, so I figured that Freeport would be better. Did I guess wrong?
I am going to DD homes and retirement homes and they are mostly on the southwest side of town… Sounds like fun, right?
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
Fan of the 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Blackhawks!
by burpchelischili on Jun 13, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
your town is bigger than Hjalmarsson's town, at least
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 12, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
lol, yeah,
but that was the 2000 cencus. There are quite a few houses for sale here.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
Fan of the 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Blackhawks!
by burpchelischili on Jun 12, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel your pain.
I think there are only around 900 in my town. They must count the animals because I really don’t think there are that many people.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
heh
when we go to the vet, They call for my dogs with my last name attached so it becomes Max Teague, and Maggie Teague. Probably was overheard by an idiot census worker.
P.S. I was a census worker this year, so I know which idiots I speak of…
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
Fan of the 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Blackhawks!
by burpchelischili on Jun 12, 2010 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
my Dad got his nickname that way
the cat’s name was Muffin so you can imagine how much he appreciated that. He also said he would never take the animals to the vets again.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
lol
Muffin? wow, and I thought my nick-name was bad. Your dad “wins” hands down!
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
Fan of the 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Blackhawks!
by burpchelischili on Jun 12, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry I didn't get to meet you
We went out on a drunken binge, trying to pick up jailbait. Our day ended with trying to buy a dive bar because, as we all well know now, it’s always sunny in Chicago.
Signed,
Matthew, local cat enthusiast
Italian beefs >> Cheesesteak
Regardless of the Series outcome, Chicago dominates on the important points.
Same here. Was looking forward to meeting more of the regulars.
I’m sure there will be other opportunities. I’m glad I didn’t bring my youngest daughter along, I’d have hated to have had to beat the crap out of you the first time we met. LOL
I would have paid good money
to watch that scene unfold.
by Katherine215 on Jun 12, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey hey!
SCH meet-up in Wisconsin! Blood fight, one night only! See Meeshak use corny one-liners, see Badgerdano punish him for assaulting our ears and sensibilities!
Italian beefs >> Cheesesteak
Regardless of the Series outcome, Chicago dominates on the important points.
i'm in
as long as they’re selling some good Wisconsin microbrew at the venue (or beer available free from Badgerdano’s fridge…..)
by puppetmasterp on Jun 13, 2010 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Will there be blood?
other wise it seems like kind of a long drive
Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
well meeshak just promised a "blood fight"
so if there was no blood, that would be complete false advertising
by puppetmasterp on Jun 13, 2010 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, the weapons seem kind of unlikely to draw blood though
unless meeshak develops a rapier wit.
oh god, are bad puns contagious?
Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
I know of
a couple of strip clubs that are for sale down here.
Simply amazing what you can learn in a hardware store these days…
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
Fan of the 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Blackhawks!
by burpchelischili on Jun 12, 2010 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Interest level: Very High
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner, calling a Gary Carter double
I also took
a lot of pictures. I was between Randolph and Lake on the 3rd floor right above, so I should have some nice shots. I will try to upload some tonight or tomorrow if there is interest….
Again, tears streaming down my face as I walked from the train this am, but largely OK during the actual thing.
There was a lot of crying
going on during the eastward march to Michigan.
Italian beefs >> Cheesesteak
Regardless of the Series outcome, Chicago dominates on the important points.
try posting it in the body of the comment
not the subject line. I don’t think HTML works in the subject line, and straight links aren’t clickable then, either.
Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
Those are great!
Thanks for sharing. It’s nice to see the view from above.
by Katherine215 on Jun 12, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
those are great shots
the cup is just so SHINY
Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
I have some pics too.
Nearly 200. And wouldn’t you know, some are actually good. Had a 300mm lens and was about 200ft from the stage, Jumbotron side. If I knew how to post ’em or otherwise share on the internets, I certainly would. The file sizes are huge though, as I shot them on a really high res setting. Any useful suggestions?
by chefofthefuture on Jun 11, 2010 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
put them on flickr.
or you can use picasa. Both have upload tools you can use and they’ll resize a lot of the photos.
just my two cents before I pass out. I think my hyper-OMGOMGCUP energy has emptied and now I’m exhausted.
I will upload pictures and make a fanpost tomorrow. Hopefully.
More pics
I was at the corner of Michigan and Lake for the parade, and moved about a block closer for the speaking part.
linky
Uribe has it, he throws—out, out! A White Sox winner and a World Championship! ~ John Rooney, 2005
Swing and a miss; struck him out! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! ~ Harry Kalas
They score! They score! The Hawks win the Stanley Cup! THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP! ~ John Wiedeman, 2010
NHL tribute video: What if 49 years of waiting didn't end?
I liked this one. I think they got the last (best) commercial of the ‘what if’ campaign right.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Jun 11, 2010 2:38 PM CDT reply actions
OK, yet another media fail moment
In my search for video of the parade I found this.
If you click on the video titled “you stay classy Kaner” there is moment where the covering broadcaster says, “look at Kane with these two girls, I bet they’re posting that picture on their facebook wall!”
I bet they are you idiot, probably under “pictures with family”
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Jun 11, 2010 2:49 PM CDT reply actions
Kaner can't help it if his sisters are gorgeous.
One of my favorite quotes of the post-game was Kaner introducing his sisters: “… This is Jacqueline, she’s the athlete of the family…”
From the dude who just scored the Stanley Cup winner. I love Kaner.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Jun 11, 2010 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought the same thing
I was expecting someone to make a joke about it, but they all seemed too dazed to make coherent sentences.
by Katherine215 on Jun 11, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
PD has video of Kaner getting bombed at the parade
it seriously looks like one of those drinking montages in comedies right before they show someone doing something drunkenly stupid
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
the look on toews face
when kane started chugging that beer was priceless
I would like to have seen Montana
by desertindian on Jun 11, 2010 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not like Tazer wasn't drinking too
exhibit A – Kane pouring beer into Tazer’s mouth
by WhatWouldBurishDo on Jun 11, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
okay i missed that part
amazing…still seems weird seeing tazer let loose…like seeing Q smile
I would like to have seen Montana
by desertindian on Jun 11, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on, we always knew Tazer was a lush.
Where’s that pic of him with the beer bong in college? Captain Srs is not always so srs. Sometimes he’s just sloshed.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Jun 11, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, that's the one.
Every time I see it, I think, “oddly phallic.”
by spokeinthebandwagon on Jun 11, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Not sure if you saw the pic I posted since it was on an old post...
But this was for you…
"Lord Stanley's new address is Sweet Home Chicago!"
by DetroitSucks! on Jun 11, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
ahaha yeah
I skimmed by it earlier, was going to reply & start using it but it’s going to have to be when I get home
thanks!!
great find
good to know he can let loose…from the looks of things it’s another case of the quiet ones are usually the craziest….like duncan keith and his serial killer fetish
I would like to have seen Montana
by desertindian on Jun 11, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Point #1: He's still a kid, with a fully-functioning liver
Point #2: He’s a hockey player
Point #3: He should be mayor
by northernsails on Jun 11, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
#3
He should – they booed Daley pretty badly when he was introduced. I LOL’ed
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
Yeah
but I remember the same thing happening at the first Bulls rally in 1991. That’s Daley: always getting booed, always getting re-elected.
That was before he did the whole clandestine bulldozing of Meigs Field
I think that whole ridiculousness removed what little appeal he has remaining to voters. All they need now is an alternative with the balls to take him on. Anyone really.
by northernsails on Jun 13, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Quinn got booed, too
But I love Quinn, partly because I saw a drunken Quinn getting into his limo at about 2:30 and yelled, “Pat Quinn!” To which he responded (while pointing at his Hawks shirt, though not the one he had on at the rally), “THEY WON!”
Italian beefs >> Cheesesteak
Regardless of the Series outcome, Chicago dominates on the important points.
I was 50ft away from where the parade stopped.....
and players got off to head to the stage. At least 50% of the players had beers or were catching beers from the crowd and pounding them. Toews and Kane were shot-gunning and drinking out of the cup. I would be disappointed if they weren’t.
Agreed
He’s like “fuck I’m going to have to keep this kid in line my entire career.”
well, Burish won't be around forever to chaperone him
or maybe he will, if he’ll resign for less money going forward
Confusion will be my epitaph.
I hope they won't need AA before the preseason starts
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
yeah no kidding
they’re going to have to add a team counselor to the roster for next season
I would like to have seen Montana
by desertindian on Jun 11, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, the endless prattling about the last game, and the next game, is over for a while ...
I downloaded the entire NHL/NHLPA CBA to diddle away some time over the next few weeks
Confusion will be my epitaph.
You, Good Sir
know how to PAR-TAY!!
"I saw [Watson] coming at me from the side so I wheeled around and cleaved him from the top of his forehead to the bridge of his nose, for 35 stitches. Without any remorse at all." - B. Hull
i think i lost a couple pounds in sweat
and to the assholes who thought it was fun to wave their flags and signs right in front of the screen can go die in a ditch
Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
I love Patrick Kane, that ugly son of a biscuit.
"It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man"~JR
Same with the idiots who climbed the truck...
“Hey! Look at me! I’m drunk and on top of a truck! I’m so awesome!” It’s like half the idiots there just came because they heard there was a party going on, and couldn’t care less about cheering the Hawks.
"Lord Stanley's new address is Sweet Home Chicago!"
by DetroitSucks! on Jun 11, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
i was kind of hoping a bottle would hit the guy ripping off the kane banners from the light pole
and cause him to fall off
Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
I love Patrick Kane, that ugly son of a biscuit.
"It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man"~JR
by jesus christos on Jun 11, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Happens every year
EVery sports championship in every city brings out a bunch of goons who just want to riot and cause trouble. Unfortunately Chicago is no exception.
Signs however I will never get. They are rarely creative or funny and pretty much only serve to block someones view.
"For the kid that was there in 1992 who was crying when I came off the ice after we lost game 4 in Chicago Stadium... you waited 18 years... I hope you have a big smile on your face."
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Jun 11, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
that is true...
but Hjammered had an AWESOME sign that I will post…eventually. It was double-sided: one had Keith’s “to-do” list, and the other simply thanked the Blackhawks for the happiest day of her life. One of the people on the first bus (not a player but one of the staff, I think) actually pointed to her sign, yelling “THIS!! THIS!!!” and cheering. It was great.
I wouldn't have minded...
the however many people in front of me to die in a ditch so I could be closer than I was and not as hot as the devil’s ass (that is, unless one of you was one of the people in front of me).
Stanley cup interactive
I thieved borrowed this from OTF. It’s actually pretty interesting.
Stanley cup playoffs and winners
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
Wow, that's really really cool!
It almost makes me feel sorry for the Caps. Almost. Okay, not really.
But most importantly, HAWKS WIN IN ’10. We fucking won this goddamn thing. Amazing.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Jun 11, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank You Blackhawks
For an unforgettable regular season and for bringing home the Stanley Cup. I’m glad I got the chance to watch the parade today with my father. What an incredible feeling.
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by WayneCampbell08 on Jun 11, 2010 3:41 PM CDT reply actions
"Daydream Nation goes Platinum"
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
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I know it's a few days late but..
Congrats on winning the Cup! I am a Wild fan and have liked the Hawks from afar for a while now. I am glad a deserving team won Lord Stanley’s Cup. Anyway congratulations again!
Thanks a lot we really do appreciate this moment.
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS
It's been a long journey but in the end it was all worth it, and I wouldn't have ever changed a thing. The feeling is so surreal, yet so real.
How you holding up, hawks? Can you believe this? I didn’t let myself believe, really even consider the possibility, that the Hawks might actually win it this year until I saw the bench clear. And I’m still going back through all the memories of this season and changing my opinion of plays, events, various other things, maybe a couple of my own dates.
Italian beefs >> Cheesesteak
Regardless of the Series outcome, Chicago dominates on the important points.
I always liked the North Stars.
Except for Dino but that’s a little ways back. We had a great rivalry back in the 80’s, always respected them.
Oy. Know how sexy our captain is?
World championship (in both juniors and seniors, IN THE SAME YEAR).
Olympic medal.
Olympic MVP.
Stanley Cup. (IN THE SAME YEAR as the Olympics)
Conn Smythe.
Our captain is better (yes, even if you’re the Pens) than your captain. Our captain is fucking awesome. Our captain deserves all his comparisons with Yzerman. Our captain is modest, and lovely, and plays this game like no other two-way player alive today.
In short: Toews, glorious Toews (bonus points for recognizing the musical reference). I could write similar paeans to Kane and Hossa, but I sense that it’s Toews who’s being undervalued here. Go captain! Let’s do this thing again!
by spokeinthebandwagon on Jun 11, 2010 5:02 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Who will buy this wonderful feeling
I’m so high I swear I could fly.
Trottier’s first Cup – against Philadelphia in 1980
Yzerman’s first Cup – against Philadelphia in 1997
Toews’ first Cup – against Philadelphia in 2010
Ironic, isn’t it?
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS
It's been a long journey but in the end it was all worth it, and I wouldn't have ever changed a thing. The feeling is so surreal, yet so real.
by hawks61 on Jun 11, 2010 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Why hasn’t this been RECD
It would’ve taken me a long time to make that connection, that’s awesome.
"They've done studies you know, 60% of the time it works Everytime."
by anActiveStick on Jun 11, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
no
it’s coincidental.
tremendously tremendous
by Crease Monkey on Jun 12, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
you forgot he was also Best Forward in the Olympics :D
and the youngest member of the Triple Gold Club, which Crosby isn’t even a member of yet.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 11, 2010 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
He needs to move out of Mario’s basement first.
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS
It's been a long journey but in the end it was all worth it, and I wouldn't have ever changed a thing. The feeling is so surreal, yet so real.
already has
he bought a house—um. down the road from mario.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 11, 2010 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
also:
the only hockey player that gets off a plane at 4am, and instead of spending all his time celebrating in the restaurant with the other players + family + buffet + CUP, comes outside for almost an hour, signing anything people ask, posing for every picture, and shaking the hand of every fan that came up to him.
Class. Act. My captain is better than everyone else’s captain.
by ahnfire on Jun 12, 2010 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I love our guys!
have I mentioned that?
by Katherine215 on Jun 12, 2010 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions
No?
Hey Katherine, I think I asked somewhere (a FanShot? so might as well be nowhere), but did you end up getting my e-mail? Hotmail was being real quirky yesterday.
Yes, I did
Sorry. I have been so behind on the comments and email. I think I am missing an email from someone – if you are the missing person, can you please send me your address?
I have addresses for VerStig, BigC, Chico, Chris Roberts, CTRef, and the person who did not give me his username (I don’t want to put your real name on the interwebz for the trolls). I thought 7 people asked but maybe I am confused. Well, no maybe, but probably more than usual. I would like to send them out all at once, hopefully tomorrow, but I need that last person, whoever you are.
by Katherine215 on Jun 12, 2010 1:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I swear I had 7 people
ask for one, 1 set for me, and 1 spare set. Well, maybe the other person will see my note. Or I’ll look back in the threads tomorrow.
by Katherine215 on Jun 12, 2010 1:23 AM CDT up reply actions
oh, no worries
I was just confused because I didn’t want it to affect other e-mails. Again, thanks so much for doing this!
Btw if you’re looking at that thread, I think there was a random person who asked further up the thread; I’m not sure if that’s who you were talking about, because s/he didn’t ask directly.
Party on
I was in the middle of Daily Plaza when the bus arrived with the ’85 Bears. I remember that dipwad McCasky hogging the mike and getting booed. Work prevented me from joining the masses this time, unfortunately. These things never get old.
Note Sopel with the can of cheap beer. Busch Light? Bud Light? Miller Light? Keystone Light? You can take the boy out of Canada…..
I thought that it was you Americans that can’t hold down your beer?
When is the convention for maybe we’ll have to find this out?
Light beer is for breakfast.
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS
It's been a long journey but in the end it was all worth it, and I wouldn't have ever changed a thing. The feeling is so surreal, yet so real.
or marathon drinking
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 11, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I was closer..
and i’m 90% sure it was a Bud light. He was also the only Hawk I saw drinking besides Kane. Sopel had his kids with him too I think.
Second City Hockey
June 9, 2010
by Matthew Dirt on Jun 11, 2010 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Tazer drank a bit
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 11, 2010 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Niemi had champagne
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
My brother said he saw Buff drinking
and that he sounded smashed
Dad said it looked like he had a cooler when getting on the bus
Shit, those guys were probably so hungover that you had to have a few hair of the dog beers… I’ve heard that light beers are the best for that… not like I would ever do such a thing :P
Drought is over
It was a great playoff run with a very happy ending. Glad to see another Chicago team break their curse/drought or whatever. I remember going to the old Stadium cheering on Roenick, Chelios, Belfour and company in the playoffs. Redemption time for a historic franchise!! Everyone in Chitown enjoy a jubilant summer…
"Is there any truth to the rumor that the Bears gave up their first-round pick in 2011 for the decals?" - Someone registered as the DailyNorseman at PFT suggesting the Bears gave up picks in order to get Gaines Adams tribute decals. Stay classy Minnesota fans!
Will the Cubs ever win...
They are next but I foresee someone else winning again before them, though I doubt it will be the Bears or Sox.
Hawks have the best chance
The only thing the Cubs have going for them is a good farm, and a decent young nucleus. Here’s my list in order…
1. Hawks
2. Bears
3. Bulls (if they get Lebron they’re 1b)
4. Sox/Cubs- equally bad
"Is there any truth to the rumor that the Bears gave up their first-round pick in 2011 for the decals?" - Someone registered as the DailyNorseman at PFT suggesting the Bears gave up picks in order to get Gaines Adams tribute decals. Stay classy Minnesota fans!
The Cubs will win it all before the Sux or Bears. Sad, but true.
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS
It's been a long journey but in the end it was all worth it, and I wouldn't have ever changed a thing. The feeling is so surreal, yet so real.
You're either right, in which case it's so obvious I don't know why you said it
Or else you’re wrong, in which case you just sound dumb. Either way, they won’t win it this season.
Italian beefs >> Cheesesteak
Regardless of the Series outcome, Chicago dominates on the important points.
How crazy would it be if we got Lebron
Imagine having two ridiculously good Chicago teams. I think I need to change my boxers.
Imagine having two ridiculously good Chicago teams playing their seasons at the same time in the same building.
Imagine how shit the ice would be.
Italian beefs >> Cheesesteak
Regardless of the Series outcome, Chicago dominates on the important points.
would it be THAT much of a down grade from what we had these playoffs? i mean really?
by puppetmasterp on Jun 12, 2010 2:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Eh.
They play their seasons at the same time in the same building anyways. How would the bulls being any better make the ice worse?
I'm thinking he's (she's?)
refering to the fact that if the Bulls go on a deep playoff run at the same time as the Hawks, you’ll have to constantly change from hardwood to ice during warm weather.
I think.
"Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them." Obi-Wan Kenobi, the first sabermetrician...
"He has a gift. And his gift is Mario Kart." Troy Brouwer talking about Niklas Hjalmarsson, the day before the Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup.
by Curtain Jerker on Jun 12, 2010 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Just got home.
So tired. So worth it. It was so much crazier than I expected.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 11, 2010 5:42 PM CDT reply actions
For those who didn’t get to see the parade (like me) TSN has a bit of it on their website. You’ll also notice Pronger’s response to Burish’s immature and classless comments during the Cup celebration. Touché Adam, touché.
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS
It's been a long journey but in the end it was all worth it, and I wouldn't have ever changed a thing. The feeling is so surreal, yet so real.
csnchicago.com has footage
uncut of the entire parade from the pov of one of the buses.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 11, 2010 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Haven't been here all day so if it's been posted, sorry
but has anyone seen this pic?
No need for a caption contest: Two Slovaks, One Cup.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 11, 2010 6:33 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Was the Cup photoshopped?
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS
It's been a long journey but in the end it was all worth it, and I wouldn't have ever changed a thing. The feeling is so surreal, yet so real.
Hoss have you been in the viagra again?
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
they seem really close
as the season progressed, the more weight i gave the joking suggestion that Kop was a requirement to sign Hossa. now, i’m convinced. did you see them with the Cup singing Chelsea Dagger?
Italian beefs >> Cheesesteak
Regardless of the Series outcome, Chicago dominates on the important points.
I'm completely convinced that Hoss didn't come without Kopy
Did you see the image of them skating together right after the win, arms around each other, out of their minds with happy and leaning against each other to stay upright? It was one of my favorite moments from the initial celebration!
by spokeinthebandwagon on Jun 12, 2010 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions
I was there
I was on Wacker west of Michigan, about thirty or so feet back from some van that had a bunch of kids on top of it. I could see the TV fine and even the stage from time to time, but I’m pretty tall. My wife and I got there about 9AM, thinking we’d be a lot closer but I guess that’s Chicago for you.
It was pretty unpleasant and I thought for a while I might pass out – for some reason, I thought wearing the jersey would be a good idea – but I’m sure as hell glad I got to be there.
Tribute to the 'Hawks
Even as a rabid ’Hawks fan that I am this shit is pretty funny from the guys over at SLGT as seen over at Puck Daddy.
2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS
It's been a long journey but in the end it was all worth it, and I wouldn't have ever changed a thing. The feeling is so surreal, yet so real.
“Brent Sopel may not be the ugliest player to ever win the Cup, but he’s giving Mike Ricci a run for his money.”
Gold.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 11, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I read it on Yahoo, than went to SLGT
I think they are a little bitter that they don’t even get left to suck a cold goats tit, but are left sucking its ass while the Hawks hang some more Banner from the Ceiling. I guess the fondest franchise memory is loosing 3 straight SCF will do that.
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 11, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I'm the only one
who feels that the vast majority of these “eulogies”, including this “tribute” just aren’t really that funny.
"For the kid that was there in 1992 who was crying when I came off the ice after we lost game 4 in Chicago Stadium... you waited 18 years... I hope you have a big smile on your face."
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Jun 11, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Only one that really worked
Was Montreal’s. The others are just too bitter.
I thought that the Scum eulogy written by Sam was good (or maybe I just hate Scum that much).
The others, not so funny.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Jun 12, 2010 8:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Sam on SCUM was classic!
I still laugh at that one, with the golf ball instead of the wheel.
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 12, 2010 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions
I liked Sam's and DGB's Habs one
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
Yep
that’s why I said “vast majority”. I agree that Sam’s and the Habs ones were good. The rest, meh.
"For the kid that was there in 1992 who was crying when I came off the ice after we lost game 4 in Chicago Stadium... you waited 18 years... I hope you have a big smile on your face."
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Jun 12, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I also liked BSH's for the Devils
it was very creative
Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
Down Goes Brown rocks
Between that and PPP I may become a Leafs fan just cause the blogging is pretty good.
"Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them." Obi-Wan Kenobi, the first sabermetrician...
"He has a gift. And his gift is Mario Kart." Troy Brouwer talking about Niklas Hjalmarsson, the day before the Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup.
by Curtain Jerker on Jun 12, 2010 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions
the Leafs bloggers
are excellent. they know their shit and they are hilariously funny.
by puppetmasterp on Jun 12, 2010 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, as far as SCH goes
I assume there’s a Live From the Five Hole forthcoming, along with a whole slew of season review material (it’ll be nice to give each player his due, not knowing if they’ll all be around next year) that our alkies will feed us slowly so we don’t suffer too badly from withdrawal. The new bad word starts with a C.
I propose that we set up a thread to discuss some kind of SCH post/comment “best of” series. Not sure what the best way to do it is, but what I was thinking was separate posts for best posts, comments, ’shop jobs, and videos. We should discuss them first so that we can call upon the collective memory of the community.
the live from the five hole is just going to be all three of them yelling incoherently for an hour, or at least that’s what i assume after witnessing their victory celebrations on wednesday. especially mcclure.
Italian beefs >> Cheesesteak
Regardless of the Series outcome, Chicago dominates on the important points.
WGN 720 is about to replay the game
I listened to all of it Wednesday, even when I got to the bar in the 3rd (I’ll never get over how it was 5 seconds before the NBC broadcast and I knew before everyone else. Also, I’ll never stop mentioning it). But I’d love to hear it again, especially since I won’t be nervous about how it ends…
I should be out partying/trying to chase the Cup around but I’m exhausted from the rally. Will sort through photos, link to them (maybe a thread/fanpost for people’s photos, too?). And oops, still haven’t changed my icon…
a little chippy: a blog, mostly hockey
I listened to the replay
and the Wiedeman call was glorious. I loved their outright glee that the Hawks had won the Cup. I swear that Murray was sobbing during the post-game festivities, especially when Toews won the Smythe and the hoisted the Cup.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Jun 12, 2010 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions
I LOVE THIS TEAM
almost shed a tear of joy during today’s rally. I wish the 2010-2011 season was starting tomorrow. These next few months of waiting and watching horrible baseball are going to be excruciating.
I was screaming like a little schoolgirl untill...
I saw Burish looking like he was wiping away tears. Then I started crying again. I don’t think i’ve ever cried as much as I have these past 3 days.
"Lord Stanley's new address is Sweet Home Chicago!"
by DetroitSucks! on Jun 11, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm grabbing bits and pieces of hawks stuff off the intarwebs
http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/ac121/melissashockeypictures/GIFs/toewsboards.gif
Don’t you wish the camera angle was from the other side, JUST SO we can see Toews’ face?
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 11, 2010 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
He was like
SHIT WE CAN’T HAVE OUR MVP CRACKING HIS HEAD AGAINST THE BOARD BECAUSE HE COULDN’T GET OVER IT.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 11, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
shit I'd be flailing too
and then Keith like. Taps him on the back once he regains his balance, after basically just standing there watching the whole thing unfold.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 11, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
and the tap was more of a
“I’m behind you, don’t fall on me!”
by Katherine215 on Jun 11, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
hahaha yup
Poor Captain.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 11, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey
take a closer look. Is it kopecky’s skate that knocks toews off balance?
The sun never sets on a badass
haha, it totally is!
instead of falling down himself, he’s causing others to do it for him.
by Katherine215 on Jun 12, 2010 1:02 AM CDT up reply actions
It was!
gmh is right, flailing is the perfect term for it.
by Katherine215 on Jun 11, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
that cant be good for the jewels
Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
I love Patrick Kane, that ugly son of a biscuit.
"It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man"~JR
by jesus christos on Jun 11, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Me, Being 49 Years Old
This was Better than the Sox for me. I will never forget Kane skating around the back of the net then towards center ice, throwing his stick in the air and then the gloves, racing towards Niemi!!! Niemi didn’t know but Kane did and I was freaking. AWESOME!!!!!!
kane toews keith seabs
will be on the tonight show on monday. should be interesting.
Check out Niemi in this pic my cousin took at my house after the win...
Look at that blingin Blackhawk!
"Lord Stanley's new address is Sweet Home Chicago!"
Kane
might be dead by Monday, kid has been tying one on since Wednesday night. KANER!!!!
I don't know if I've commented
But let me now say that I have no words left.
Italian beefs >> Cheesesteak
Regardless of the Series outcome, Chicago dominates on the important points.
My signature now seems so ridiculous as to be downright insulting.
THE HAWKS WON THE STANLEY CUP and I’m talking about food at a time like this?
Italian beefs >> Cheesesteak
Regardless of the Series outcome, Chicago dominates on the important points.
Especially
when SCH is getting cheesesteaks from BSH. Would be a shame if they ended up in the same place as the game pucks from the first two games.
Sooo...
Has anyone found themselves humming Chelsea Dagger nonstop lately? Everywhere I go I’m either humming it, whistling it, or full out jumping up and down and belting it at the top of my lungs (which is leading my gf to believe i’m fucking nuts). Such a catchy tune, especially when it brings back visions of some of the greatest moments of our lives.
"Lord Stanley's new address is Sweet Home Chicago!"
I don't really hum it much
except when I’m on the phone with my little brother… but it’s gotten a lot more love on my iPod (maybe that’s why it’s broken!) and its replacement lately!
Oh, and thanks for my new avatar! I hope people like it.
I was trying to think of a title for it...
Stigiana Jones and the Silver Chalice?
Stigiana Jones and the Colada of Doom?
What do you think?
"Lord Stanley's new address is Sweet Home Chicago!"
by DetroitSucks! on Jun 12, 2010 2:03 AM CDT up reply actions
it's in my head
every time i wake up in the morning or from a nap (i.e. passing out on the train).
by puppetmasterp on Jun 12, 2010 1:55 AM CDT up reply actions
ITS IN THE BACK OF THE NET! ITS IN!!!
THE CHCAGO BLACKHAWKS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
yeah, that will never get old
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
CONGRATS DAVE BOLLAND ON MAKING THE GREECE NATIONAL FOOTBALL TEAM!
Why did you change your name to Loukas Vyntra?
"For the kid that was there in 1992 who was crying when I came off the ice after we lost game 4 in Chicago Stadium... you waited 18 years... I hope you have a big smile on your face."
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Jun 12, 2010 6:41 AM CDT reply actions
Pronger antics through out the Stanley Cup
Pissed off more then jus the Hawks. His puck stealing, his absurd interviews and the bull shit he pulled during the handshakes pissed off the NHL. He made a mockery of series and portrayed himself as bieng bigger then the Cup. Even the most hated players respected the series……he will have a very long season next year. Payback is a bitch.
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
???
I must have missed that part, what did prong-holio do during the handshakes?
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
Fan of the 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Blackhawks!
by burpchelischili on Jun 12, 2010 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Congratulations!
Just popping in to congratulate Chicago on a well-deserved victory. You played the best and you beat the best! (Well, OK, Philly wasn’t the best, but they played like it the first three rounds.)
Thanks!
While I can honestly say that I never doubted the Hawks would make it to the SCF, I have to admit that I refused to call who would win it. Is it time for pre-season puck drop yet?
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
Fan of the 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Blackhawks!
by burpchelischili on Jun 12, 2010 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions
DAMN THE BRITISH!
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 12, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Aaaaannnnnnnd....
…done. Damnation of the British is the only thing that explains the first US goal.
no joke
that goaltending (or lack of) was straight-up rec league
by puppetmasterp on Jun 12, 2010 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions
the announcers said "school boy"
but felt it was an insult to school boys
Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
Those announcers were eversirating that keeper
I can’t blame them, but it was funny. If I were a Englan fan I would have gotten arrested. That goal was so soft I thought Michael Leighton was involved.
"Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them." Obi-Wan Kenobi, the first sabermetrician...
"He has a gift. And his gift is Mario Kart." Troy Brouwer talking about Niklas Hjalmarsson, the day before the Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup.
by Curtain Jerker on Jun 12, 2010 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
ouch man!
good one, but I think leighton is going to have a tough time in philly.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
Fan of the 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Blackhawks!
by burpchelischili on Jun 12, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Christ did you know Hossa had a sprained MCL?
Ladd played Finals with fractured shoulder and Hossa with a sprained right MCL #Blackhawks
from Tim Sassone
Marian Hossa played with a sprained MCL in the finals. He suffered it (right knee) in Gm. 1 of the finals. #Blackhawks
from Adam Jahns
And finally, the Kim Johnsson question:
#Blackhawks GM Stan Bowman said Kim Johnsson just wasn’t able to recover from his concussion.
Adam Jahns again
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
so someone actually talked about Johnsson, how long has it been?
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 12, 2010 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
apparently
I’m hoping they put up footage in the Hawks site later.
Apparently Buff looked wrecked, and when Chris Kuc asked him if he wanted 2 Advil, he said “Yes, sir.”
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 12, 2010 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
ladd and hossa are greater men than i
Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
I love Patrick Kane, that ugly son of a biscuit.
"It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man"~JR
by jesus christos on Jun 12, 2010 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah they are truly BA
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 12, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
hossa wears sunglasses while he sleeps
Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
I love Patrick Kane, that ugly son of a biscuit.
"It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man"~JR
by jesus christos on Jun 12, 2010 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesse Rogers also said
that Buff would be starting the next season as a winger.
I hope he means for another team. SELL HIGH, Blackhawks, SELL HIGH
Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
I think we would get a good return from him right now
a lot of people seem to only see his playoff performance, but we who have watched know he was basically did little more than put on skates during the regular season (I love Buff, but I’d like to see what we could get)
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 12, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Just...you know...
sell him to some non-competitor…like St. Louis. I don’t want to see him in the playoffs.
Blue Jackets
they arent going anywhere
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 12, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
somebody suggested trading for the Blue Jackets' 4th overall pick
I’d be game for that. Plus, you’ll get to watch the Hawks, haha.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 12, 2010 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
so would i....
they get buff and we get another young, solid prospect? i’d feel bad even hoping for that if it wasn’t the Blue Jackets
by puppetmasterp on Jun 12, 2010 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I was at the Ranger game
where Buff raced down the ice and scored the OT game winner. Both me and my roommate spent the entire bus ride home muttering whether or not we had smoked some dro laced with PCP or something. It was that incredulous.
"Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them." Obi-Wan Kenobi, the first sabermetrician...
"He has a gift. And his gift is Mario Kart." Troy Brouwer talking about Niklas Hjalmarsson, the day before the Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup.
by Curtain Jerker on Jun 12, 2010 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Well I guess I was fortunate to see the Dead Guy play in one of his 4 or 5 games in a Hawks Sweater
Even though Huet & Niemi and the Hawks blew Goats that night (At the Islanders).
But Hey I saw both Buff and Kaner score goals right in front of me!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 12, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
you were at that game too?
if only i’d known you then, we could have met you.
by puppetmasterp on Jun 12, 2010 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I was in the first row Section 123
Left Corner of the goal the Hawks were shooting at for 1st and 3rd. Shook Mike Bossy Hand and got these few pics.
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 12, 2010 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
damn, i think you were really close to us too then
me and ahnfire that is
by puppetmasterp on Jun 12, 2010 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Where were you?
I was surrounded by Hawks fans on all sides.
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 12, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I know the Hawks have to go to NYR, NJD,NYI or BOS next season
And I’ll be at, at least one of those games (probably NYR since they played at BOS, NYI and NJD his season).
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 12, 2010 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Abso-Fucking-lutley
I’m hoping it is at NYR. I have never been to MSG, and is actually easier to get to, just catch a train in CT to Grand Central, walk from there (unless it is -28 degrees).
And besides, who can pass up a chance to throw something in New York’s face, especially a big shinny trophy!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 12, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah that would be best for me, obviously
Although, NJD is easy to get to as well — once you’re here, it’s a quick train ride to Newark and the Prudential Center is right next to the station. Not sure how to get to Nassau Coliseum but after hearing what it’s like, I don’t know if I want to even go there…
NC is crap
I drive by NJD fairly often, right off 95. Just a bit longer of a trip, and the GWB, ughhhh.
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 12, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Comment fail
Not sure how that turned into “how to get to NC” but it should’ve been “not sure if I want to go to NC.”
For that reason exactly.
Count me in!
"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy
"God said, 'Thou shalt not pass.'" ~ Mookie Wilson
i forget where we were exactly
i don’t have the stub anymore, and were only in town or a few days visiting friends. but 100 level, in the corner-ish. so it was either in a section next to you, or directly opposite you.
by puppetmasterp on Jun 13, 2010 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Are you going to post the picures
from Wednesday somewhere?
by Katherine215 on Jun 13, 2010 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions
That would be one section up behind me.
I looked through all the photos I took from the game, but the only Stadium wide photos I got were before the game, just after gates opened for a panoramic of the Stadium. All others were of the game. Was kinda hoping perhaps I had a shot of you guys.
Perhaps this year, you can be in town for another Hawks game, and SCH can take over some territory!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 8:18 AM CDT up reply actions
me making a random trip to NY/NJ?
always a possibility. Funny thing is, when ahnfire asked me if i wanted to go to Hawks game in Long Island, she added “if you don’t want to/can’t go, i’ll just put up a message on SCH to see if anyone wants to go with me,” or something to that effect.
oh, the irony.
by puppetmasterp on Jun 13, 2010 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
so now it should be
“if you don’t want to/can’t go, i’ll just put up a message on SCH to see if anyone wants to go with me”
Can't believe Hossa.
He didn’t look injured when he was playing at all. I would’ve been flying high on painkillers and he’s killing penalties. Hockey players rule.
by Katherine215 on Jun 12, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
reports like this
make soccer players who whine for penalty calls look even more like babies. and i actually love soccer.
by puppetmasterp on Jun 12, 2010 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
yep
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 12, 2010 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
apparently the US goal was flukey
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 12, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
god, the whole country is going to be grumpy tomorrow
by WhatWouldBurishDo on Jun 12, 2010 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
hahaha, a little love from the Colonials for you
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 12, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
We invented the game but we suck at it
We’re only good at the expensive sports. We kicked ass at the Rowing World Cup
by WhatWouldBurishDo on Jun 12, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Gerrard's was actually a great goal
too bad England had no one in net…or essentially that.
by puppetmasterp on Jun 12, 2010 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
it was
Green had the ball and then let it slip past to get into the net. I saw about 50 references to Vesa Toskala and one to Michael Leighton on my Twitter feed.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 12, 2010 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
hahahaha
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 12, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Mike Green?
"Lord Stanley's new address is Sweet Home Chicago!"
by DetroitSucks! on Jun 12, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Guys
He drove straight into it, and I’m pretty sure he yelled “bulls eye.”
by VerStig on Jun 12, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
A++++ response
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 12, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Love it!
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
Fan of the 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Blackhawks!
by burpchelischili on Jun 12, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
now you know
what he does when he’s not shooting GEICO commercials
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 12, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
i saw the toskala references too
i was actually hanging out on Battle of California during the game b/c they put up a US-England game thread. not that many people on, but some familiar names (and i was too tired to leave the house…the last couple days and my lack of sleep just caught up with me), and one guy def jumped all over the Toskala similarities right away!
by puppetmasterp on Jun 12, 2010 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
"Don't worry guys, I got this..."
"Lord Stanley's new address is Sweet Home Chicago!"
by DetroitSucks! on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I that Luongo?
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 12, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh,
So it was Nabby, just didn’t see the Puck Ball
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Celebrating the worst in hockey broadcasting
A fan favorite makes the cut. Check it out.
Check out Puck Daddy with a hilarious parody call on Kane's goal.
It’s listed under “Video: Best ‘Worst’ Call You’ll Hear on Kane’s Stanley Cup OT Goal”
on the blog page.
It is a riot.
Sorry, I don’t know how to post links from Puck Daddy that will work.
The Chicago Blackhawks -- 2010 Stanley Cup Champions!!!!!!
"I can't stop crying and laughing." Preacher
Here you go
I thought it was pretty funny.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
That was pretty funny
Kane wants to go – ha ha ha.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
That is funny shit
Kane is fighting his own team mates, he has dropped the gloves is going at Neimi……………..Oh it’s a goal!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 12, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I was laughing pretty hard
“the blackhawks are only fighting each other!”
Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
hossa could kick all of their asses
Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
I love Patrick Kane, that ugly son of a biscuit.
"It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man"~JR
by jesus christos on Jun 12, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
on one knee!
"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy
"God said, 'Thou shalt not pass.'" ~ Mookie Wilson
If only I read SCH yesterday.......
I would’ve met you guys. My best friend & I drove from Milwaukee to Chicago for the parade. We parked near the UC & took the L Train into downtown. We walked down Lake til we found a station to get on the El, not knowing the path would have us walking right past “The Bottom Lounge.”. We boarded the El at Lake & Ashland, looking like fucking tourists trying to figure out the dynamics of getting a card so we could ride. Awesome time, just awesome. First time on the El, first time at Millennium Park, Shedd Aquarium, Museum of Science & Industry, and of course the parade and rally. I only wish I dropped in on “The Bottom Lounge”. We literally walked past it on accident.
by Cue on Jun 13, 2010 12:11 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
that song is appropriate
He’s actually not awful!
by Katherine215 on Jun 13, 2010 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions
greened
because fuck, that’s never going to get old.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 13, 2010 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
btw: did anyone else notice Mikita's pants?
they looked slightly more horrific than the plaid jacket of his. Actually, he may have bought the two as a full suit, but just chose to wear the jacket and pants separately.
I live in philly...
I’m a longtime fan and former north sider (ravenswood), but I live in philly, now. I’ll be wearing this shirt all around philly, just to rub it it:
http://www.thewinningest.com/p—chicup-m—the-blackhawk-cup.html
no girls' shirts for that? :(
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 13, 2010 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
don't be ridiculous
girls don’t watch hockey!
love the avatar, by the way
Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
but not totally clean shaven
interesting….
by puppetmasterp on Jun 13, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Figured I've got at least a week to make the most out of it
before I shave it all off.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 13, 2010 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions
McDonough said on ESPN 1000.....
that Dale Tallon will be given a Stanley Cup ring. Tallon deserves this and I’m glad the organization is doing the right thing.
by Cue on Jun 13, 2010 8:59 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
This might make me stupidly happy
Apparently Seabs and Wiz are buddies again.
I don’t really care about Wiz and he was never my favorite player while he was here, but I remember earlier in the season when Seabs just sounded so lost and hurt and confused when asked about why Wiz would hit him that way, so I’m glad they seem to have patched things up.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Jun 13, 2010 10:17 AM CDT reply actions
Just another chapter to Days of our Defense
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
You just beat me to that one
Trixie has new material
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
I guess I'm glad to see that too.
It was still one of the most blatant dirty cheap hits I’ve ever seen. I wanted to rip his head off. Seabs is more forgiving than me but that’s a good thing.
Me too!
I still want to kick Wiz’s ass. Or get someone a little bigger to do it for me.
by Katherine215 on Jun 13, 2010 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmmm.
No, he’s a Stanley Cup winner, he has a special place in my heart now. It’s a little tiny place, but a place nonetheless, so I don’t want his face hurting. :)
by Katherine215 on Jun 13, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
4000th Comment on SCH
Just more proof I have no real life.
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 10:41 AM CDT reply actions
Are Congrats in order?
I’m only 2200 behind you.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
Also, Patrick Sharp (now clean-shaven and in a plain white tshirt) is really fucking sexy
I’m sorry, did my hormones get in the way there?
Still, Sharpie. Unf. Chicago’s sexiest athlete indeed.
(Actually, that’s what I yelled when he scored that goal in the final game: “WHOOO! Sharpie! Sexy!” Because he is. I love me some Sharpie.)
by spokeinthebandwagon on Jun 13, 2010 11:00 AM CDT reply actions
I'm always so surprised at how much smaller they all are
without pads on.
Niemi’s legs blew my mind, because they weren’t ironing boards.
but goddamn, Sharpy, goddamn.
Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
I love that man
and not just because he’s the sexiest man alive.
“It’s been the best year of my life.” Aww, I’m so sad to even think about some of them leaving.
by Katherine215 on Jun 13, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
IMO, Sharpie stays
I can’t see us getting rid of him with the versatility he offers and with our lack of prospects at center. Buff and Versteeg are probably the first to go.
I have been working on these Cap Numbers
I really do not see why Shooter can not stay, but yeah Buff or Versteeg leave though.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Especially after this playoff run
As arguably our steadiest forward (I can only count one game where he was less visible, yet I still saw a ton of hustle in that game), it’d be hard to make a case for not keeping him.
Over at Nucks Misconduct they had a rather intriguing scenario where we lost a bunch of guys (Bolland, Sharpie, Soupy among them) but got to keep a lot of others (like Versteeg, Buff, Ladd). Hamhuis-Hjalmarsson was the second pairing (Hammer-Hammer, heh). I don’t think it’s going to happen, but it was an interesting idea (I think it was Section 312’s), considering the guys who stayed were the ones I’ve seen as most likely to leave.
I still want to check on more data (projected salary for Hammer, Neimi, etc....)
But using a rough figures, with pay raises for those involved I have this as a possible team for starters next season.
Est Cap. 58,600,000
Bonus 1,300,000
Roster
Marian Hossa RW
Patrick Sharp RW
Patrick Kane RW
Dave Bolland C
Dustin Byfuglien RW
Jonathan Toews C
Troy Brouwer LW
Ben Eager RW
Adam Burish D
Brian Campbell D
Duncan Keith D
Niklas Hjalmarsson D
Jordan Hendry G
Antti Niemi RW
Jack Skille D
Michael Brennan G
Corey Crawford D
Danny Richmond C
Jacob Dowell LW
Bryan Bickell C
Kyle Beach C
13 FWDS
6 D-Men
2 Goalies
Est Salary/Bonus: $55,731,337
Room: $2,868,663
This is early workings still, really just guessing in potential raises, and market values and the market itself (fortunately loaded with Defensemen and Goalies) and Huet hating life in the AHL (he will clear waivers).
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm most interested in Hjalmarsson's numbers
I feel like Hjammer is the most important guy to keep out of any of the FAs, but the figures I’ve seen are all over the place. I think it was C&B where they said we could give him an offer sheet in the $1.5~1.6mm range, but I’ve also seen $3-$4mm per year thrown out there. So, I’m confused.
Here is my initial projections for RFA/UFA involved
I still need to do more research to fine tune the mind you.
Player Pos Salary Raise
Ben Eager RW 1250000 250000
Adam Burish D 850000 150000
Niklas Hjalmarsson D 1750000 115000
Jordan Hendry D 850000 250000
Antti Niemi G 2000000 1200000
Jack Skille RW 1500000 200000
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Aghhhhhhhhhhh
Its late, leave me alone! lol
Yes Hammer is 1,150,000
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
You think Skille will make 1.5MM and Burish only 850K
I know nothing about the salaries and the cap. How would Skille command that much more than Burish?
Skille is an RFA right now at $1.3M for 2009-10
While Burish UFA is at $700,000 for 2009-10. I think that is about what Burish can expect given his play and playing style, and will probably be offered by (in the range) by the Hawks to keep him
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
So
I read this article this morning. I can’t find myself disagreeing with the assessment that teams would be willing to give up a 2nd round pick for him. We’d better be prepared to pay him $3 mil.
ughhhhh
But one thing helping out is the amount of UFA D-Men. Hopefully, this will lower the offer to below the 2nd RND threshold and then some. $3M? That is kinda rich for the Hawks, but may be doable
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 14, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
sooooo late to the party
but around this time last summer, someone posted (somewhere) a very interesting article about RFAs and how the system doesn’t really work in favor of other teams interested in poaching RFAs because of the politics involved. See Backes, David and Bernier, Steve as explained in PD last July 2008.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
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by chiblackhawks on Jun 14, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Niemi is moving out of goal?
Fascinating. Great story, TMFF. Compelling and Rich. LOL
by Badgerdano on Jun 13, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was thinking the same thing.
I was also wondering if Mrs. Hendry approved of her son playing in the net. LOL
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I had to read that a couple times to even remember what you were talking about! lol
O forgot about Q’s random line generator (aka Neimi’s Ass)
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL
Did not catch that! No, he is still goalie
Actually when I added I more line, I forgot to shift the positions so from Hendry down they are all off by 1 line
Here is the fixed part
Jordan Hendry D
Antti Niemi G
Jack Skille RW
Michael Brennan D
Corey Crawford G
Danny Richmond D
Jacob Dowell C
Bryan Bickell LW
Kyle Beach C
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
All kidding aside
I can live with those guys. That would make THREE Badgers on the big boy team. I hope your projections work out.
Some names are mearly place/salary holders
For Entry Level type contracts. I need to do a little more research still.
But I do like I filled 21 positions with over $2.5M still left over, while keeping Sharp!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Keeping Sharp is essential.
Not only for the team’s success, but also to keep happy all the SCH women and the women in my family.
There is no Seabrook on this team.
I am having issues with the lack of Seabrook.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Jun 13, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Crap I missed that!
Yeah, I’m having issues with that too!! I think TMFF needs to get some sleep. LOL
I see Biscuit being moved
At a $3.5M hit, his market value is good for some prospects and/or good draft picks. Cap Room must be made, and he seems logical and an easier guy to move than Versteeg or Buff (though I think Versteeg goes as well for similar reasons)
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
REMEMBER ALL!
This is still preliminary, a start! Still mor work to be done, that is why it is not a Post yet!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd have real problems with losing Seabs.
And I think Teeth would too.
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by Preacher000 on Jun 13, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I would agree
But I think Buff will be harder to move/less return, and the Hawks may have 2nd thoughts as well.
I do not want to see any of these guys go! But………………………..Cap Space must be made!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed. Sell high on Buff after his antics in the playoffs.
Top-notch first pair D-men don’t grow on trees, and we know that Seabs’n’Keith have chemistry. We can monkey around some at F on the cheap with Rockford guys.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Jun 13, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
i see BUf, Steeger, AND Sharp
all going before Seabs, not for lack of interests from other teams for Biscuit’s talent, but management’s interest in keeping him over the others.
by puppetmasterp on Jun 14, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Plus if the market really is flooded with D
We’d be getting less return for him. Unless the thinking is that we replace him with someone cheaper (Hamhuis?).
maybe
though i thinks there’s plenty of interest in Hamhuis out there right now. I think he’d be a really good pick up for Vancouver, for example.
by puppetmasterp on Jun 14, 2010 12:48 AM CDT up reply actions
We are much deeper at forward
than we are on defense. We have young guys that can replace Steeg and Buff. Not as easy for Seabs.
by stanfordron on Jun 13, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
If Buff and Versteeg can both be moved Biscuit can stay!
that will leave ~$2.3M room to fudge around with.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Id agree with that
dont break up the best defensive pair in the league. Im fine getting rid of a guy who does not dump the puck and a guy who is silent during the regular season
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by BigCSouthside on Jun 13, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
This
guy who is silent during the regular season
Is why it will be hard to move Buff
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
He made quite an impact in the playoffs though.
I think a lot of people will focus on that. (I hope.)
I think he would be good in Columbus
hed be good on a line with Nash, that poor bastard has no one to work with
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by BigCSouthside on Jun 13, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
NSH perhaps
Only 1 year left, so it will be contender who will want him (1yr rental), not a building team. This is also what makes it harder to move him. Is he worth $3M for one year? He had a good post season(again) but 17G 17A, meh not impressive for $3M.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
it will be hard to move Buff...
If that is the case then how did you move Huet?
is that taking into account
the added cap hit we’ll have to take for Toews’s Conn Smyth bonus?…which lowers our cap…..
by puppetmasterp on Jun 14, 2010 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 14, 2010 5:09 AM CDT up reply actions
he added cap hit we’ll have to take for Toews’s Conn Smyth bonus?
Until somebody from the Hawks says they are indeed in the cushion and need to take a hit next year, that is still speculation.
People are still counting Bolland, Hossa and Burrish’s salaries when they were injured towards the cap without the IR bonus. I still think that is wrong.
The number I have gotten
Shoe the Hawks were under by ~$338,000 for 2009-10 when all is considered (IR time, etc.). So that means only about ~$962,000 of Toews CS bonus will count against next season.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 14, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
idk
I actually think there are several offensively-challenged teams, or teams with and inconsistent 2nd line, who would love to have Versteeg. I see him and (unfortunately) Sharp as our prime trade bait right now.
by puppetmasterp on Jun 14, 2010 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Based on what, other than your imagination
do you “see” Seabrook moving? It has been said publicly by Blackhawks management that 19, 88, 2, 7, & 81 represent “the core.”
"I saw [Watson] coming at me from the side so I wheeled around and cleaved him from the top of his forehead to the bridge of his nose, for 35 stitches. Without any remorse at all." - B. Hull
and a friend pointed out to me
to keep me away from the ledge, that Seabs is doing an awful lot of the publicity after winning the cup. Isn’t he one of the guys headed to Leno? Seems like a weird thing to do if he’s trade bait.
Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
Ughhhh
I take it all back!!!
I am no where near done with screwing around with this. The first step was Dress 20 players and get under the Cap using “somewhat” reasonable salaries and trades. That is as far as I have really gotten, so everyone chill! Biscuit has not been traded, the sun will still rise in the morning, and SCUM will always be SCUM.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 14, 2010 5:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, you did put it out here
for people to comment on. What did you think the response would be?
by Katherine215 on Jun 14, 2010 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Not sure
But not fire, brimstone and all hell breaking loose!
I was just throwing it out thereto show it is bad, but does not mean this team will be ripped apart. some will go, but some big guys can stay
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 14, 2010 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
But it was SEABROOK you were trading!
It’s not like it was Hendry or something. You’d have to expect a bunch of heart attacks for stating such blasphemy. :)
by Katherine215 on Jun 14, 2010 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
I should have held off. This was really the first part. Get payroll under $58.6M, and he is a moveable asset (not totally looking at the rest yet). First part is get it under Cap, than keep the best of what you can with truth being allot D-men are FA, but not of Biscuits caliber, while not a whole lot to pick from Centerwise So Bolly and Shooter are must keeps. D-men were second to this. But working it some more, Biscuit is an easy keep, but some new number on Hammer may sacrifice someone else, depending on a few other factors, like what do we get for Buff AND Versteeg, and the Cap hit from it.
So far in the past day, I have founr ~300K more CAP space, and possible numbers for Neimi and Hammer. (Neimi I had reasonable, but Hammer will probably be 500-750K higher than I thought). Even this still leaves about $2M to fudge with on 21 players.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 14, 2010 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmm...this is interesting...
Have you noticed how a certain loser who shall remain nameless (cough)IBLEEDBLUEZ has been nowhere in sight ever since OT on Wed?
I wonder why that could be…hmmmmmm
the most reasonable answer is because hes a troll
a bad troll, but a troll nonetheless
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I love Patrick Kane, that ugly son of a biscuit.
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by jesus christos on Jun 13, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Oy, to our beloved alcoholics: are you all dead over the weekend?
I mean, we would understand if your livers collectively gave out. And we would be sad.
But I for one was hoping for a series recap-o-triumph by Monday, so if you haven’t actually kicked it during the parade and subsequent indrunkenness, some signs of life would be nice. I want to see some gloating on behalf of our beloved team!
by spokeinthebandwagon on Jun 13, 2010 2:09 PM CDT reply actions
Still Drunk
Lord Stanley’s Cup, wow. Such a fun season (except March)
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Jun 13, 2010 3:09 PM CDT reply actions
march was as bad
as this entire baseball season
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 13, 2010 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
At least something good will come from tonights game
Lord Stanley’s Cup will be their. Wonder if either the Cubs or Sox can get as many wins as the Hawks this year? Ughhhh, my boys suck again!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
hey, baseball season isn't over yet
there’s still lots of time for it to get worse. much, much worse.
by puppetmasterp on Jun 13, 2010 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I wondered if it was one of us when I saw the picture.
Sad thing is it took me a while to find the typo. Man it’s been a long week.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
For all you young geek-festers out there
This line from Puck Daddy:
Patrick Kane’s game-winning goal in Game 6 was like Luke firing his torpedoes into the Death Star’s exhaust shaft and not seeing the thing blow up until “Empire” was released.This would make an excellent video (even if just a jumbled version of the Star Wars footage). Even better so because of the semi-resemblance between Patrick Kane and Mark Hamill.
Does anybody know how to “photoshop” a mullet onto a video?
yeah I might have to do something about this
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 13, 2010 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Here is a quick photoshop
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
well done
now can we get him with John “Yoda” Madden on his back?
Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
I prefer Toews-Yoda
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Well Darth Vader *was* at the rally
“Kaner, I am your father”
"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey
NOOOOOOOOooooooooooo
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 13, 2010 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Quenneville to Pinella
“See this, this a Championship Trophy. While you wear that shade of blue, you will NEVER see one of these. Get out while you can dude”
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
shut it, BigC
or I will hold your newspapers hostage.
by Katherine215 on Jun 13, 2010 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
we both suck
this just settles who sucks less
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 13, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes
They suck less, then the second suckiest team
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
the baseball teams are far away from the trophy
Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
This is from yahoo comments. I thought it was interesting.
17. Posted by FlyersDiva Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:12 pm EDT
As someone who was at game 6, I can honestly say nobody had a clue what was going on. There was no goal light and the Ref never pointed at the net to signal a goal. A lot of us thought Kane got highsticked or something and was rushing to the bench for medical attention, we had no idea why he was flailing about like he was. I think someone from my section even screamed out “a Bench Clear?” when the Hawks all started jumping the boards. Then to make things worse, they announced the play was under review, but they never showed a replay of the goal to us on the big screen, which really started angering people because they wanted to see how that goal went in from that angle. Kudos to Kane for knowing where his shot went.
Awesome that you were there!
(Especially if you’re a Blackhawk fan.) Has anyone ever hear an explanation as to how the goal judge AND the idiot on the ice both missed the fact that puck went 5-hole and into the net? Simply because it slid under the bottom pad?
I think the whole comment
was written by “FlyersDiva”
but man, that would suck, not getting to see the goal that killed your hopes and dreams
Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
MY heart goes out to them
To bad it was destroyed during the months of April-June and is of no use to anybody, including myself!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Dear Marian Hossa: what the hell are you wearing?
Are those plaid Bermuda shorts?
by spokeinthebandwagon on Jun 13, 2010 9:55 PM CDT reply actions
Maybe boxer shorts?
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 13, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Snickering.
It’s not just the pants, though, it’s the twee little hat too. I love how Hoss seems to march to the beat of a whole different drummer when it comes to clothing.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Jun 13, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I normally think those hats are silly
but Hossa can pull it off quite well. Probably because He is Marian Hossa and the Rest of the World is Not.
by Katherine215 on Jun 14, 2010 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hell yes they are
and he’s marian Hossa, and youre not, hence why we dont wear them
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by BigCSouthside on Jun 13, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Tazer looks about 12 years old in this picture.
Such a great leader for one so young!
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by Preacher000 on Jun 13, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I want a hat like Hossa's
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by BigCSouthside on Jun 13, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
It looks like he is ready to go golfing
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
so am I
I want that hat
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by BigCSouthside on Jun 13, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I can see it now
Instead of driving it off the tee, he tosses the ball in the air and whacks it with his stick. Hole-in-one.
He’s Marian Hossa and you’re not.
either that or he sees the foursome in front of him on the green
bolts down the fairway and forechecks his way through them, steals one of their golfballs and backhands it past their caddy into the hole
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by BigCSouthside on Jun 14, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Love this!
aaaand rec’d
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
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