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Dear fucking assholes sitting in front of me for game 1


I know there's no fucking way those fucking sissies read this site or even fucking know a fucking thing about hockey besides who fucking won or lost, but here we go.

I have been going to hockey for 38 fucking years on this fucking planet, and I played in a fucking sweet intramural league at East St Louis Community Fucking College (ESLCFC), which makes watching the fucking Blackhawks really fucking painful sometimes. In all of my long amount of years attending or playing the fucking game, I have never met a fucking group that is more fucking inconsiderate group of sissies in my entire life.

I spent a fuckload of alot of money to get tickets to game 1 since it was the goddamn fucking Stanley Cup Finals, for fucking out loud. I have never been to a championship game for any of my fucking teams because I am too much of a pussy to root for the Bears or Bulls even though I fucking live in Chicago. So you can imagine I was fucking excited to go to this fucking game with three of my friends who are 30-45 years old.

Once we got to our fucking seats, we saw this fucking family sitting in front of us. I didn't think much of it until fucking Toews couldn't win a fucking face-off and the fucking Hawks kept missing the fucking net on every fucking shot; what the fuck were they doing? These fuckers in front of us turned around and told us that somehow even with that fucking horseshit defense letting in five fucking goals, it was my fucking language that was offending them. I mean, with all that fucking flailing at the puck, in the Stanley Cup Finals, they're worried about what I'm fucking saying?

Instead of being mature people who understood that the fucking Constitution of the Fucking United States protects my right to say whatever the fuck I want, they got all fucking pissed off about it. When fucking Briere scored that bullshit goal right at the fucking end of the first fucking period, we were fucking pissed and my buddy stomped his fucking foot and accidentally knocked over his fucking beer. Now on top of a fucking horseshit goal, we have a fucking lost beer, and to make it even worse these bitches in front of us start fucking complaining because one or two freaking drops of beer fell on them. Like we fucking meant to spill the beer or something. I mean, we're trying to get drunk and help the team win the fucking Stanley Cup here!

Then their fucking punk ass kid turns around and starts in on us about having respect for our fucking elders. Well we're 30-45 fucking years old, his parents aren't our fucking elders, so he can shut his bitch face right the fuck up. We offered to settle it, but of course he fucking pussied out. The point all of this brings to is 1) by the time you are 18, you should be able to handle a few fucking swear words, and 2) don't be such a fucking pussy.

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